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(upbeat blues theme playing)
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Why are we here again?
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Mr. Ackerman
needs home care.
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Well, why doesn't he get
a doctor in Manhattan?
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MARGARET:
For some reason, he likes you.
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Yeah, well,
he better be damn sick.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
I wonder if you could...
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Oh, absolutely.
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Hey, you know, what does
she look like, a walking ATM?
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You know,
don't give him a dime.
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John, it's okay.
No, it's not.
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Hey, you know, you want
money? Look in the newspaper.
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Here, let me show you something.
Look at that.
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That's the Classifieds.
You know what that is?
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That's where people go
when they're looking for a job.
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You remember what a job is?
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You know,
that's where you work all day.
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At the end of the week,
they give you money.
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You know, ma'am,
all I wanted to know
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was if you knew directions
to the St. Ann's Shelter.
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I've gotta get cleaned up.
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I've got a job interview
later today.
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You were saying?
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Three blocks up on the right.
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You can't miss it.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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And as for you,
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with a coat like that,
I should be giving you a buck.
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Boy, does he smell.
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I heard that!
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If he hadn't done it,
I might have.
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(bluesy theme playing)
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(upbeat blues theme playing)
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Good morning.
You're late.
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And you're blond.
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I wasn't sure if you'd notice.
Do you like it?
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Well, it's, uh...
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No.
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Did you do that yourself?
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Of course not. This is a very
complicated process.
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I had it done at a stand
on the side of the expressway.
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Five dollars for sunglasses,
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hair coloring
or a pound of crabmeat.
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You're kidding me?
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Five dollars
for a pound of crabmeat?
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Hi, I'm your new delivery man,
Arnoldo.
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Uh, the cooler is down the hall,
to the left.
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Oh, my God.
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Margaret, you have to do
something.
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What?
Just...
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Oh, John, don't tell me
you still have that weird thing.
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Yeah, when are you gonna have
that thing removed?
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Have what removed?
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Oh, then never mind.
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This is not a joke.
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Every time I see
one of those guys,
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something terrible happens.
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Something terrible happens
whenever you see
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a water-delivery guy?
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No, whenever I see one of those
little-people persons.
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Oh, John, please.
Don't argue with me.
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Just call the company
and get us a new guy, please.
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Do you honestly expect me to ask
them to replace that nice man
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just because you think
that little people
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make bad things happen?
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I don't see the problem.
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Look, I'm not saying
he's not a perfectly nice guy...
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Have a nice day, folks.
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You too.
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I'm just saying
he's a harbinger of doom.
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(bluesy theme playing)
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Hey, Vinny.
Hey.
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How you doing?
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I'm good. Good.
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That's not what it says here.
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Your cholesterol
has broken 300.
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Wow, you were wise
not to sell at 268.
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Here we go.
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Yeah, that's right.
Let's do the dance.
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Have you quit smoking?
Changed your diet?
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Started exercising,
reduced your stress?
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I bought one of those
vibrating armchairs.
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Oh, good.
Good, good, good. Yeah.
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Well, now, pick it up
and go for a walk, you moron.
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What am I gonna do?
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I love eating, I love smoking
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and I hate exercise.
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I've tried to get in shape.
It's just too damn hard.
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It's not that hard, you know.
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Have some self-control,
will you?
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You smoke.
I do not.
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I've seen you.
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Yeah, we're not talking
about me, are we?
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All right, do you exercise?
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Yes. Yes, I do. I exercise.
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What do you do?
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I... I run
and I swim and I skip.
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You skip?
Yeah.
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I skip.
It's the latest thing.
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Fine. You know what,
I'll make you a deal.
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Next time you go to the gym,
take me with you.
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You can show me what to do.
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Couldn't you go by yourself?
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I tried,
but it's like there's something
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that stops me
from going inside.
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Would it help
if they buttered the door?
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If it's the only way
I'm gonna get you into a gym,
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you can come with me.
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You know, he's out of shape,
and I have to suffer.
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Margaret, you know that
stereotype
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about blonds being easy?
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Yes?
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All of a sudden,
the guy at the doughnut shop
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was totally hitting on me.
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It's like now that I'm blond,
he assumes I'm easy.
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"Sex toy"?
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That's what the guy
in the doughnut shop called me.
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Don't worry, Vinny,
we'll get you in shape.
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Hey, uh, thanks a lot,
Dr. Becker.
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I really appreciate it.
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No problem.
I belong to a great gym.
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I need to join a gym.
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You already belong to a gym.
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I do?
Brick building,
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two blocks over,
smells like sweat?
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Reggie's diner?
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Bronx Fitness.
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Oh, right, right, right.
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All right,
so where's my gym bag?
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Next to your guitar
and Tae Bo tapes
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in the I'm-gonna-change-my-life
corner of the storage room.
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And you know why
they're in the corner?
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Because your NordicTrack
and pottery wheel
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are taking up all the room.
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All right, let's stop
before someone gets hurt.
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(bluesy theme playing)
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Morning, everybody.
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Reg, can I have
some coffee to go, please?
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Hey, Sweating to the Oldies,
what's with the outfit?
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I'm going to the gym.
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(all laughing)
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No, seriously.
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No, seriously.
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No, seriously.
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Why are you so surprised?
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Just so happens
I used to work out regularly.
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Oh, yeah, right.
How long has it been now?
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I don't know.
A few months.
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A few months?
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Months, years, 1989, whatever.
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Ah...
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You know, we got a new
water-delivery guy
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down at the office,
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and he's one of those
little-people persons, you know?
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You know,
right after I saw him,
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one of my patients tricked me
into going down to the gym.
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Ahem. Becker,
you really shouldn't...
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Oh, please,
what am I supposed to say?
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Height impaired,
vertically challenged,
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abbreviated Americans?
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All I know is they're bad luck.
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(clears throat)
Oh, for crying...
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See what I mean? Bad luck.
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So you think a monster
lives under your bed?
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Or that if you step on a crack,
you'll break your mother's back?
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No, listen.
You know,
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I would expect this kind
of bigoted, narrow-minded crap
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from some drunk in a bar,
but you're a doctor.
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You should know better.
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Look, don't take this
the wrong way.
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It's... I don't think
that you guys are bad luck.
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I'm just saying, whenever I see
one of you fellas,
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I know bad luck's on its way.
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You're going to the gym, right?
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Yeah.
Can you do a deep knee bend?
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Yeah.
Good.
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Then you can kiss my ass.
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Well, I gotta go.
I got deliveries downtown.
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I'm going that way.
Could I bum a ride?
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ARNOLDO:
Yeah, sure.
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Do you believe that guy?
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I mean, it's hard enough
for people like you and me
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as it is, right?
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You and me?
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Yeah. You're Italian, right?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Italian, right.
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John, when you get to the gym,
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you ought to see
if they have a machine
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that'll take your foot
out of your mouth.
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You think because a little
person was in here,
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a bad thing is gonna happen?
That's absurd.
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You were saying?
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(scoffs)
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That has nothing to do
with Arnoldo.
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This whole place
is falling apart.
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(bluesy theme playing)
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Excuse me, sir.
Are you two members?
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Oh, yeah, I am.
Uh, he's my guest.
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I work out here all the time.
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Oh, I've never seen you.
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Well, that's probably because,
uh, I come here at night
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when the other girl is here.
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You mean Bruce?
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You said you came here
all the time.
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I do, I do. She's confused.
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Um, yeah, this card
is handwritten.
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We got computers, like,
a zillion years ago.
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Well, so look it up.
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Blonds, huh?
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Oh, yeah, here it is.
This membership has expired.
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Expired?
How could it be expired?
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It's a lifetime membership.
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You know, can I talk to someone
in charge, please?
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Well, you could take it up
with the gym's previous owners,
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but they've also expired.
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Maybe we should just go.
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No, no, no.
Look, I'm a doctor.
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I wanna work out
with my patient.
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Now, what do I need to do?
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Well, you could join the gym.
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Oh...
Look, let's forget it.
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Let's go get a pizza.
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No, what do you...?
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You know, this would be
a great gym for you.
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We don't discriminate on the
basis of age or fitness level.
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Oh, thank you very much.
You know, I'll join again.
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Cool. We offer three months
for $69.
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Oh.
And, uh,
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that's $15 extra
for the guest pass.
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Unless you're a couple,
then it's only a dollar extra.
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Honey, give her a dollar.
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(bluesy theme playing)
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You're 15 minutes late,
Mr. Hayward.
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We're trying to run
a medical office here.
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When one person is late,
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it puts the doctor
behind schedule
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and pushes everything back
for the rest of the day.
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I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.
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Which room should I go to?
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Oh, just have a seat.
The doctor's not here yet.
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What a ditz.
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Do you believe that, Margaret?
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Mr. Hayward
just called me a ditz,
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and I think I know why.
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It's because of my hair.
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People think blonds are dumb,
so he's assuming I'm dumb.
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Oh, come on, Linda,
you're not that...blond.
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Oh, good, you're finally here.
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You've got patients waiting.
Where have you been?
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Uh, well, I was at the, uh...
I was at the gym.
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For three hours?
252
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No, you don't understand,
Margaret.
253
00:10:16,135 --> 00:10:18,015
Vinny Deluca
had a heart attack.
254
00:10:19,215 --> 00:10:20,655
(dramatic blues theme playing)
255
00:10:23,815 --> 00:10:25,695
(upbeat blues theme playing)
256
00:10:28,415 --> 00:10:31,016
I can't believe
Mr. Deluca had a heart attack.
257
00:10:31,016 --> 00:10:32,976
It's so shocking.
258
00:10:32,976 --> 00:10:35,536
Yeah, just yesterday,
he looked so...
259
00:10:35,536 --> 00:10:38,216
Well, it's still shocking.
260
00:10:38,216 --> 00:10:39,896
I gave him CPR,
261
00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:42,576
and then the paramedics took us
to Columbia Presbyterian,
262
00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:45,616
where they did
an emergency angioplasty.
263
00:10:45,616 --> 00:10:46,776
He's stable, but I...
264
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,617
Mm. Thank God.
265
00:10:48,617 --> 00:10:51,697
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea
to take him to the gym.
266
00:10:51,697 --> 00:10:53,937
Well, what happened?
Did he try to do too much?
267
00:10:53,937 --> 00:10:55,257
No, no, he hardly did anything.
268
00:10:55,257 --> 00:10:57,737
I mean, you know, he watched me
on the treadmill for a while,
269
00:10:57,737 --> 00:11:00,017
and when he finally got up,
he took three steps,
270
00:11:00,017 --> 00:11:01,377
said, "this feels great,"
271
00:11:01,377 --> 00:11:04,297
you know, clutched his chest
and hit the deck.
272
00:11:05,537 --> 00:11:08,138
There's no way that felt great.
273
00:11:08,138 --> 00:11:10,298
(bluesy theme playing)
274
00:11:14,578 --> 00:11:16,178
Okay, ready?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
275
00:11:16,178 --> 00:11:18,258
Now, why do I have
to hold the nail?
276
00:11:18,258 --> 00:11:20,658
Well, you're sure as hell
not swinging the hammer.
277
00:11:22,298 --> 00:11:26,098
Ow. Mother of mercy,
Bob is wounded.
278
00:11:26,098 --> 00:11:27,379
What happened?
279
00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:28,699
Wow, do you really care?
280
00:11:28,699 --> 00:11:31,659
Well, no,
but you're on crutches,
281
00:11:31,659 --> 00:11:32,779
so I'm kind of curious.
282
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,099
Well, long story short,
Becker was right.
283
00:11:35,099 --> 00:11:37,059
Those people are bad luck.
284
00:11:37,059 --> 00:11:38,259
What are you talking about?
285
00:11:38,259 --> 00:11:39,659
I left here with that little
Arnoldo guy,
286
00:11:39,659 --> 00:11:41,419
and I had the worst day
of my life.
287
00:11:41,419 --> 00:11:43,819
First, I twist my ankle
getting out of his minivan.
288
00:11:43,819 --> 00:11:45,699
And, yes,
I'm aware of the irony there.
289
00:11:45,699 --> 00:11:47,940
I turn around
to ask him for help,
290
00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,380
and he's halfway down the block.
291
00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:50,580
So I take a cab.
292
00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:51,780
But when I go to pay,
293
00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:54,060
I realized that I left my wallet
in Arnoldo's van.
294
00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:55,980
The cabby was so pissed,
I had to give him my watch,
295
00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:58,340
my belt
and Jake's name and address.
296
00:11:58,340 --> 00:11:59,900
Wait, my name and address?
297
00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:02,100
I wasn't gonna give him mine.
This guy looked crazy.
298
00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:04,980
Oh, good, Bob, you're here.
299
00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:06,541
I came to return your wallet.
300
00:12:06,541 --> 00:12:08,181
Hope it didn't
inconvenience you any.
301
00:12:08,181 --> 00:12:09,461
Hey, what happened
to your ankle?
302
00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:11,581
I sprained it
getting out of your mini...
303
00:12:11,581 --> 00:12:13,861
Your car.
304
00:12:13,861 --> 00:12:15,621
No kidding. Tough luck.
305
00:12:15,621 --> 00:12:18,741
Well, here you go.
306
00:12:18,741 --> 00:12:20,741
Thanks.
307
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:21,941
Can I get you anything?
308
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,061
Uh, maybe just a muffin.
309
00:12:23,061 --> 00:12:25,582
Uh, Reg, are we gonna
do this or not?
310
00:12:25,582 --> 00:12:27,582
Oh, yeah, right.
311
00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:28,502
Okay, ready?
312
00:12:28,502 --> 00:12:29,942
Okay. Just be careful
of my fingers.
313
00:12:29,942 --> 00:12:32,662
I'm in the middle
of a really great book.
314
00:12:34,982 --> 00:12:36,902
Don't worry.
315
00:12:36,902 --> 00:12:38,822
Oh!
316
00:12:38,822 --> 00:12:40,742
Oh, my God, Jake.
I'm so sorry.
317
00:12:40,742 --> 00:12:42,342
I have no idea
how that happened.
318
00:12:42,342 --> 00:12:43,583
Let me get you some ice.
319
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,383
(groaning)
320
00:12:47,703 --> 00:12:50,223
Yeah, I think I know
how that happened.
321
00:12:50,223 --> 00:12:52,263
Is he still here?
322
00:12:53,423 --> 00:12:56,303
Who? Bob?
323
00:12:59,943 --> 00:13:01,903
Never mind.
324
00:13:01,903 --> 00:13:03,544
You know, I think I'm just gonna
take this to go.
325
00:13:03,544 --> 00:13:04,664
I gotta get home.
326
00:13:04,664 --> 00:13:05,944
Need a ride, Bob?
No!
327
00:13:05,944 --> 00:13:08,024
I mean, no, thank you.
328
00:13:08,024 --> 00:13:08,984
Suit yourself.
329
00:13:08,984 --> 00:13:11,744
Oh, for crying out loud.
330
00:13:11,744 --> 00:13:13,024
Boo.
331
00:13:15,744 --> 00:13:18,024
Reg, could I have some coffee,
please?
332
00:13:18,024 --> 00:13:20,504
Oh, man,
what a lousy day I've had.
333
00:13:20,504 --> 00:13:24,145
I took a patient of mine to
the gym. He had a heart attack.
334
00:13:24,145 --> 00:13:25,425
Is he all right?
That's terrible.
335
00:13:25,425 --> 00:13:27,585
No, he's stable, but I just...
336
00:13:27,585 --> 00:13:29,465
What's going...?
What happened to your hand?
337
00:13:29,465 --> 00:13:30,705
And why are you on crutches?
338
00:13:30,705 --> 00:13:34,265
Yeah? I'll give you
three little guesses.
339
00:13:34,265 --> 00:13:35,865
Come on, Bob,
it's not fair to blame Arnoldo.
340
00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:37,745
He's gone, Jake.
It's Arnoldo.
341
00:13:37,745 --> 00:13:40,825
Well, of course it is.
It's all making sense.
342
00:13:40,825 --> 00:13:44,026
Yeah, my patient,
your hand and your foot.
343
00:13:44,026 --> 00:13:46,146
I mean, whenever
one of those guys is around,
344
00:13:46,146 --> 00:13:47,626
something bad happens.
345
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,506
You're all being ridiculous.
346
00:13:49,506 --> 00:13:52,106
Bad things happen
because bad things happen.
347
00:13:52,106 --> 00:13:53,946
It's all a stupid coincidence.
348
00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:01,227
Aw, relax.
They're all loose.
349
00:14:01,227 --> 00:14:03,667
(bluesy theme playing)
350
00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:10,747
Dr. Becker,
Mrs. Cohen called.
351
00:14:10,747 --> 00:14:12,587
She said that the Restoril
you gave her
352
00:14:12,587 --> 00:14:14,027
isn't helping her sleep.
353
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,747
She wants to know if you could
prescribe her something else.
354
00:14:16,747 --> 00:14:18,667
Okay. Uh...
355
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:20,588
Ambien, maybe.
356
00:14:20,588 --> 00:14:23,628
No, she's got that weird
insurance. Uh...
357
00:14:23,628 --> 00:14:25,708
What's generic for "Ambien"?
358
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,108
What?
359
00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:30,348
I was just thinking out loud.
You wouldn't understand.
360
00:14:30,348 --> 00:14:32,028
Why wouldn't I understand?
361
00:14:32,028 --> 00:14:33,628
Because I'm blond?
Oh, for...
362
00:14:33,628 --> 00:14:35,948
You know,
I'm gonna dye my hair back
363
00:14:35,948 --> 00:14:38,428
to what I'm pretty sure
is my natural color,
364
00:14:38,428 --> 00:14:43,509
so I can be treated like the
intelligent person that I am.
365
00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:47,829
Oh, and by the way, the generic
for Ambien is zolpidem tartrate.
366
00:14:49,029 --> 00:14:50,989
One day, I forgot my magazines,
367
00:14:50,989 --> 00:14:53,869
and the only thing here to read
was your stupid medical book.
368
00:14:53,869 --> 00:14:56,349
(bluesy theme playing)
369
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:10,230
Hey, wanna look at my ass?
370
00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:14,350
No, thanks.
371
00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:17,230
Aren't you here
to check my hemorrhoids?
372
00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:19,391
No, no. I'm...
I'm his doctor.
373
00:15:19,391 --> 00:15:21,311
Oh.
374
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,711
While you're here, you wanna
take a peek? They're huge.
375
00:15:25,471 --> 00:15:27,631
No, I'll pass.
Uh, do me a favor, will you?
376
00:15:27,631 --> 00:15:31,031
Uh, when he wakes up,
tell him Dr. Becker dropped by.
377
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,351
I don't wanna disturb him.
378
00:15:32,351 --> 00:15:33,511
Oh, don't be silly.
379
00:15:33,511 --> 00:15:35,391
Vinny, you got a visitor!
380
00:15:36,591 --> 00:15:38,032
Oh, hey, doc.
381
00:15:38,032 --> 00:15:39,032
How you doing, Vinny?
382
00:15:39,032 --> 00:15:40,192
Oh, not bad.
383
00:15:40,192 --> 00:15:41,992
Yeah, well, your vital signs
are looking good,
384
00:15:41,992 --> 00:15:43,672
and I'm glad to see
the rhythm has stabilized.
385
00:15:43,672 --> 00:15:45,032
So they tell me.
Uh-huh.
386
00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:48,552
Have you seen his hemorrhoids?
They're amazing.
387
00:15:48,552 --> 00:15:51,872
There's gotta be something else
to watch around here.
388
00:15:51,872 --> 00:15:54,592
Don't you guys get cable
or something?
389
00:15:54,592 --> 00:15:57,033
Hey, uh, I wanna talk to you
for a second.
390
00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:59,033
Sure.
391
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,153
Uh...
392
00:16:01,153 --> 00:16:04,273
You know, when something bad
happens to a patient,
393
00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:06,073
it's... It's very upsetting.
394
00:16:06,073 --> 00:16:09,193
You know, especially if that
thing could have been avoided.
395
00:16:09,193 --> 00:16:10,953
And when that happens...
396
00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:12,833
Hey, doc, quick question.
397
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:17,274
How soon am I gonna be able to
sit down without that doughnut?
398
00:16:17,274 --> 00:16:19,994
I'd... I'd have to look,
and no, I'm not going to.
399
00:16:19,994 --> 00:16:23,754
Come on.
You know you're curious.
400
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:26,274
Look, anyway, uh,
401
00:16:26,274 --> 00:16:29,434
you know, when a...
A patient gets injured,
402
00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:32,274
a doctor can't help
but question himself.
403
00:16:32,274 --> 00:16:33,994
What... What I'm...
What I'm trying to say is,
404
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,275
you know, I'm just wondering
405
00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:37,035
if I failed you in some way,
Vinny.
406
00:16:37,035 --> 00:16:39,075
You know, may...
Maybe I should've tried harder
407
00:16:39,075 --> 00:16:41,075
to get you to quit smoking
or change your diet
408
00:16:41,075 --> 00:16:44,915
or, you know, maybe get you
to handle your stress better.
409
00:16:44,915 --> 00:16:45,955
You know, I've had a long time
410
00:16:45,955 --> 00:16:47,875
to sit here and think about
this, and I...
411
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,595
MAN:
Hey, anybody want
412
00:16:49,595 --> 00:16:51,675
a half a corned-beef
sandwich?
413
00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:52,715
Sure.
414
00:16:52,715 --> 00:16:54,596
No, no. Hey, no.
415
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:55,916
Go on, please.
416
00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:57,476
Anyway, like I was saying,
I mean,
417
00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,556
I've... I've given this a lot
of thought and...
418
00:16:59,556 --> 00:17:01,236
How about cake?
I got cake.
419
00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:02,836
Hey, you know,
there's a reason why.
420
00:17:02,836 --> 00:17:06,516
God inflated your ass
to gigantic proportions.
421
00:17:06,516 --> 00:17:09,076
Now shut up and let us talk,
will you?
422
00:17:09,076 --> 00:17:11,716
MAN:
Fine, fine. More for me.
423
00:17:11,716 --> 00:17:15,397
Look, Dr. Becker,
what I'm trying to say is:
424
00:17:15,397 --> 00:17:16,517
(sighs)
425
00:17:16,517 --> 00:17:18,157
Don't blame yourself.
426
00:17:18,157 --> 00:17:20,357
I should've taken your advice
427
00:17:20,357 --> 00:17:23,197
and started taking care
of myself years ago.
428
00:17:23,197 --> 00:17:25,557
I'm just lucky you were there
when this happened.
429
00:17:25,557 --> 00:17:27,877
I owe you my life.
430
00:17:30,437 --> 00:17:34,478
Thanks very much. I really
appreciate hearing that.
431
00:17:34,478 --> 00:17:35,838
Well, you... You, uh...
You get some rest,
432
00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:37,558
and I'll come by
and see you tomorrow, all right?
433
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:38,598
MAN:
Hey, if you're going,
434
00:17:38,598 --> 00:17:39,598
would you open the curtain?
435
00:17:39,598 --> 00:17:41,438
Oh, that's just...
436
00:17:44,638 --> 00:17:45,958
Told you.
437
00:17:48,278 --> 00:17:50,998
You know, you... You're right.
They're absolutely amazing.
438
00:17:50,998 --> 00:17:52,999
(bluesy theme playing)
439
00:17:55,999 --> 00:17:57,719
(bluesy theme playing)
440
00:18:01,719 --> 00:18:04,879
(extinguisher hissing)
441
00:18:04,879 --> 00:18:06,919
(coughing)
442
00:18:09,439 --> 00:18:12,560
You can all relax.
The fire is out.
443
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,120
Boy, that was something.
444
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,200
The way it started,
just like that.
445
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,840
Yeah, just like that.
446
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,160
What?
447
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,760
Accidents happen, right?
448
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,001
Oh, you don't think
that was my fault?
449
00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:33,601
REGGIE & JAKE: No.
Yes.
450
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:35,841
Morning, everybody.
451
00:18:35,841 --> 00:18:37,601
You.
452
00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:40,441
You know what you've done, huh?
453
00:18:40,441 --> 00:18:41,521
You've spread your poison,
454
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,561
and now they all think
I'm bad luck.
455
00:18:43,561 --> 00:18:45,121
Well, I hope
you're proud of yourself.
456
00:18:45,121 --> 00:18:47,001
No, wait, wait. Arnoldo.
457
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,361
Sit down, please.
458
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,882
Why?
459
00:18:49,882 --> 00:18:50,922
Please.
460
00:18:53,082 --> 00:18:55,362
Look, I...
I want to apologize.
461
00:18:55,362 --> 00:18:59,322
Ahem, what I said to you
yesterday was stupid and cruel.
462
00:18:59,322 --> 00:19:01,922
Nobody should be made
to feel the way I made you feel.
463
00:19:03,562 --> 00:19:04,802
What it's worth, I'm sorry.
464
00:19:06,762 --> 00:19:07,962
Thanks, Dr. Becker.
465
00:19:07,962 --> 00:19:09,563
Yeah.
466
00:19:09,563 --> 00:19:10,483
You're Dr. Becker?
467
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,443
Yeah.
468
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,643
Dr. John Becker?
469
00:19:12,643 --> 00:19:14,443
The doctor who saved
the guy's life at the gym?
470
00:19:14,443 --> 00:19:15,843
Yeah, that's me.
471
00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:18,723
Well, I think
it's a hell of a thing you did.
472
00:19:18,723 --> 00:19:19,923
It's a pleasure to meet you.
473
00:19:19,923 --> 00:19:22,003
Oh, thank you very much.
474
00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:24,003
Listen, I'm sorry about this,
but you've been served.
475
00:19:24,003 --> 00:19:25,403
Ah.
476
00:19:30,524 --> 00:19:34,564
Vinny Deluca's suing me
for malpractice.
477
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:37,004
He says... He says that I gave
him a heart attack.
478
00:19:37,004 --> 00:19:38,284
I mean, what the hell is that?
479
00:19:38,284 --> 00:19:41,124
I save the man's life
and he's suing me?
480
00:19:41,124 --> 00:19:42,724
I mean, how could that happen?
481
00:19:47,845 --> 00:19:48,885
(sighs)
482
00:19:48,885 --> 00:19:51,245
I'm going, I'm going.
483
00:19:53,605 --> 00:19:54,925
I'm going.
484
00:19:54,925 --> 00:19:56,845
(bluesy theme playing)
485
00:20:02,765 --> 00:20:05,565
(upbeat blues theme playing)
486
00:20:05,615 --> 00:20:10,165
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