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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,506 --> 00:00:02,506 So how do you want us ***? 2 00:00:02,710 --> 00:00:04,484 Just, like, as if we're friends having lunch. 3 00:00:04,509 --> 00:00:06,264 Should I do another voice for this scene? 4 00:00:06,367 --> 00:00:08,763 (deeper voice) You wanna get the, uh, fish soup? 5 00:00:09,015 --> 00:00:09,990 - Cool. - Yeah? (laughs) 6 00:00:10,015 --> 00:00:11,677 - Yeah, that was great. - Just (bleep) do it. 7 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,678 - That was cool. - If you need it on the show. 8 00:00:13,679 --> 00:00:16,138 You know what? We don't. Just be Chris Martin. 9 00:00:16,162 --> 00:00:17,609 *** 10 00:00:17,633 --> 00:00:19,374 *** - Right. 11 00:00:19,375 --> 00:00:21,358 - Just be yourself - Who do you want me to be on your show? 12 00:00:21,382 --> 00:00:23,100 Umm, on the show, I'll get you to 13 00:00:23,125 --> 00:00:24,712 be however you act, like, normally. 14 00:00:24,714 --> 00:00:27,748 Can I get you a drink? Do... Is the waiter an actor? 15 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:28,950 The waiter's just our waiter. 16 00:00:28,952 --> 00:00:30,651 - Is the food real? - Food's real. 17 00:00:30,653 --> 00:00:33,054 Really, like, you're playing it, like, method. 18 00:00:33,056 --> 00:00:33,888 Yeah, I'm... 19 00:00:33,890 --> 00:00:35,984 Like Leo in "The Revenant." 20 00:00:36,009 --> 00:00:37,692 Yeah. People have said before 21 00:00:37,694 --> 00:00:39,327 that I have, like, a Leo vibe. 22 00:00:39,329 --> 00:00:41,429 You do, but I want to have that too. 23 00:00:41,431 --> 00:00:42,663 You want to have a Leo vibe? 24 00:00:42,665 --> 00:00:43,931 I admit, I don't mind you upstaging me 25 00:00:43,933 --> 00:00:45,766 in the scene for a bit, but at some point, 26 00:00:45,768 --> 00:00:47,101 I want to break out and... 27 00:00:47,103 --> 00:00:48,836 Just, like, don't even talk about it, 28 00:00:48,838 --> 00:00:50,938 you know? What? (laughs) 29 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:52,539 What's that? It's... 30 00:00:52,909 --> 00:00:54,475 You don't need to do that, you know? 31 00:00:54,477 --> 00:00:55,843 - I do that sometimes... - Yeah. 32 00:00:55,845 --> 00:00:57,879 ... because, like, I connect 33 00:00:57,881 --> 00:00:59,780 with the audience, you know, but... 34 00:01:00,109 --> 00:01:01,816 Yeah, you do. You really do. 35 00:01:01,818 --> 00:01:03,317 - I love the show. - Thank you. 36 00:01:03,319 --> 00:01:06,798 Yeah. Probably my third or fourth favorite reality show. 37 00:01:07,226 --> 00:01:08,055 What are your other ones? 38 00:01:08,057 --> 00:01:10,691 "Khloe Loves Lamar," "T.I. Loves Tiny," 39 00:01:10,693 --> 00:01:12,337 "Kim Kardashian Loves Kanye." 40 00:01:12,679 --> 00:01:14,595 That's not a show, I don't think, that third one. 41 00:01:14,597 --> 00:01:17,331 It... it could be. 42 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:19,967 Whoa. Better start thinking outside the box, Erin. 43 00:01:19,969 --> 00:01:21,035 You... you know what's coming next. 44 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:22,757 Right, I do. (clicks tongue) 45 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:28,479 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 46 00:01:32,448 --> 00:01:34,415 Blood is thicker than water. 47 00:01:34,417 --> 00:01:36,484 I mean, this is the beauty of being sisters, 48 00:01:36,486 --> 00:01:39,120 is we can treat each other however we want to. 49 00:01:39,122 --> 00:01:40,755 Okay, "blood is thicker than water" 50 00:01:40,757 --> 00:01:43,324 means you're loyal to your family first. 51 00:01:43,326 --> 00:01:44,825 That's not what it means. 52 00:01:44,827 --> 00:01:47,628 It's just like, do whatever you want, 53 00:01:47,630 --> 00:01:49,163 and this bitch ain't goin' nowhere. 54 00:01:49,165 --> 00:01:51,198 It means that because you're my family, 55 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,343 I'll always be loyal to you over anyone else. 56 00:01:53,368 --> 00:01:55,202 Ohh! 57 00:01:57,340 --> 00:01:59,573 (man) So, sorry about the last-minute meeting. 58 00:01:59,575 --> 00:02:00,641 No, we're so happy to be here. 59 00:02:00,643 --> 00:02:01,585 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 60 00:02:01,610 --> 00:02:02,910 Well, we have a little... (chuckles) 61 00:02:02,912 --> 00:02:04,045 I'm about to burst. 62 00:02:04,047 --> 00:02:05,313 - We have a surprise for you. - Yes. 63 00:02:05,315 --> 00:02:06,867 We're getting nominated for an Emmy? 64 00:02:07,383 --> 00:02:09,951 - I love positive thinking. - Yeah, you guys are, uh... 65 00:02:09,953 --> 00:02:11,218 Just put it on your dream board. 66 00:02:11,220 --> 00:02:13,046 We are... 67 00:02:13,081 --> 00:02:15,014 sending you... 68 00:02:15,039 --> 00:02:15,871 on a vacation. 69 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:17,491 Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. 70 00:02:17,493 --> 00:02:19,593 - We're gonna film a vacation episode. - (screams) 71 00:02:19,595 --> 00:02:22,096 By the way, this is, like, the best idea ever. 72 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:23,864 - Yeah. This is great. - Spray tan. 73 00:02:23,866 --> 00:02:26,667 You're gonna get real tans, 'cause we are sending you... 74 00:02:26,669 --> 00:02:28,069 - South of France? - Southern France? 75 00:02:28,071 --> 00:02:29,403 - Stadt. Stadt. - St. Barts, St. Barts. 76 00:02:29,405 --> 00:02:30,905 We're sending you to Orlando! 77 00:02:32,882 --> 00:02:33,748 Florida! 78 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:35,242 (female executive) Yes! Hmm. 79 00:02:35,267 --> 00:02:36,877 Oh, my Gosh! 80 00:02:36,879 --> 00:02:38,546 - They're in shock. - They're in shock. 81 00:02:38,548 --> 00:02:39,531 Like Miami? 82 00:02:39,556 --> 00:02:41,682 No, no, no. We are setting you up 83 00:02:41,684 --> 00:02:44,703 at Universal Orlando Resort. 84 00:02:44,728 --> 00:02:47,621 You're gonna ride rides, you're gonna drink drinks, 85 00:02:47,623 --> 00:02:49,924 you're gonna... smell things. 86 00:02:49,926 --> 00:02:52,360 I'll do a layover in Orlando, for sure. 87 00:02:52,362 --> 00:02:54,362 I'll kind of gather, pee, you know, 88 00:02:54,364 --> 00:02:57,365 get some chips and then head across the pond. 89 00:02:57,367 --> 00:02:59,000 It's so funny how you guys sometimes think 90 00:02:59,002 --> 00:03:01,068 we're having conversations, but we're actually 91 00:03:01,070 --> 00:03:02,664 just telling you something that we need you to do. 92 00:03:02,689 --> 00:03:03,270 Mmm-hmm. 93 00:03:03,272 --> 00:03:04,805 - Look, you guys want to go to Paris... - Yeah. 94 00:03:04,807 --> 00:03:06,941 You want to go to Rome. Yeah. 95 00:03:06,943 --> 00:03:08,609 - Yeah. - We're not gonna pay for that... 96 00:03:08,611 --> 00:03:10,745 - No... - until we can see 97 00:03:10,747 --> 00:03:13,047 that you guys can handle 98 00:03:13,049 --> 00:03:14,682 shooting an episode on the road. 99 00:03:14,684 --> 00:03:16,050 It's a little more pressure... 100 00:03:16,052 --> 00:03:17,485 - Okay, I get that. - ...and more responsibility. 101 00:03:17,487 --> 00:03:19,186 Well, because if this is, like, the challenge, 102 00:03:19,188 --> 00:03:20,654 if it's, like, the first step, sometimes you gotta, 103 00:03:20,656 --> 00:03:23,391 - like, crawl before you walk, right? - Yes! 104 00:03:23,393 --> 00:03:24,992 We have fun there and we, like, make it... 105 00:03:24,994 --> 00:03:27,028 cute and whatever, then we can go to Paris? 106 00:03:27,030 --> 00:03:28,596 Yeah, you film everything on the episode, 107 00:03:28,598 --> 00:03:30,398 - do everything that's set up... - Make it exciting, make it pop. 108 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,476 Okay, so, we're going to Florida. 109 00:03:31,501 --> 00:03:33,434 (both) You're going to Florida! 110 00:03:33,436 --> 00:03:34,835 We're going to Orlando. 111 00:03:34,837 --> 00:03:36,445 And we are really looking forward to it. 112 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:37,204 Excited. 113 00:03:37,206 --> 00:03:39,040 ?? 114 00:03:39,042 --> 00:03:40,574 Hi, ladies. Thank you so much 115 00:03:40,576 --> 00:03:42,943 for joining us at here at Universal Orlando Resorts. 116 00:03:42,945 --> 00:03:44,812 So, first off, do you guys have any questions for me? 117 00:03:44,814 --> 00:03:46,180 - Yes. - I mean, first off for us, 118 00:03:46,182 --> 00:03:47,848 we're just excited to be here on a free vacation. 119 00:03:47,850 --> 00:03:49,250 I have a question. 120 00:03:49,252 --> 00:03:51,218 I was told that when we arrived, all of our fans 121 00:03:51,243 --> 00:03:52,703 would be here to greet us. 122 00:03:52,728 --> 00:03:54,866 That must've been some kind of miscommunication. 123 00:03:54,891 --> 00:03:56,557 I'm just gonna be your handler for today. 124 00:03:56,559 --> 00:03:58,292 - Sorry, just you? - Just me. 125 00:03:58,294 --> 00:03:59,994 With all due respect, I can't walk around 126 00:03:59,996 --> 00:04:02,296 Universal Studios with just you. 127 00:04:02,298 --> 00:04:03,664 First of all, I've already seen two people 128 00:04:03,666 --> 00:04:05,366 with their disposable cameras. 129 00:04:05,368 --> 00:04:06,734 You know, one guy tried to take a picture like, 130 00:04:06,736 --> 00:04:08,536 you know, up my skirt. 131 00:04:08,538 --> 00:04:09,732 There was... there's a guy right there. 132 00:04:09,757 --> 00:04:10,538 That's our cameraman. 133 00:04:10,540 --> 00:04:12,740 - No, it's not. - (Abbey) People are staring. 134 00:04:12,742 --> 00:04:16,343 Maybe I can... Judy! Can you come here? 135 00:04:16,345 --> 00:04:17,773 Oh, are these badges for us? 136 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:20,359 Yes, these are your badges, these are your express passes. 137 00:04:20,384 --> 00:04:21,578 Don't wear that. 138 00:04:21,603 --> 00:04:22,773 We don't need to... we don't need to wear... 139 00:04:22,798 --> 00:04:24,130 - I'll wear mine... - our badges. 140 00:04:24,618 --> 00:04:26,109 (Abbey) Okay, that's kind of cool. 141 00:04:26,134 --> 00:04:27,099 Do you need me? 142 00:04:27,124 --> 00:04:28,357 Oh. Yeah, this is Judy. 143 00:04:28,382 --> 00:04:30,449 You can escort them around the park today. 144 00:04:30,474 --> 00:04:32,741 Oh, I'd be delighted to do that, girls. 145 00:04:32,791 --> 00:04:35,425 (loudly) Do you do security work for celebrities?! 146 00:04:35,427 --> 00:04:36,693 Are you a celebrity? 147 00:04:36,695 --> 00:04:37,894 - Oh, my God. - (Erin) Great question. 148 00:04:37,896 --> 00:04:40,096 So, here are your itineraries for today. 149 00:04:40,098 --> 00:04:42,231 You're gonna be guest guides on the water taxi 150 00:04:42,233 --> 00:04:43,733 from the hotel into the park 151 00:04:43,735 --> 00:04:45,001 and you're gonna use funny scripts 152 00:04:45,003 --> 00:04:46,936 that the park customizes for celebrities. 153 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:48,438 (Erin) I've never seen this. 154 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,306 I got it. I didn't read it, but I got it. 155 00:04:50,308 --> 00:04:51,607 - You got this? - Yeah. 156 00:04:51,609 --> 00:04:52,909 Why didn't you ever show this to me? 157 00:04:52,911 --> 00:04:54,844 I don't read that stuff, I send it to Abbey. 158 00:04:54,846 --> 00:04:56,646 We have a full day of responsibilities. 159 00:04:56,648 --> 00:04:58,381 I don't... We're not ready for any of this stuff. 160 00:04:58,383 --> 00:04:59,816 What is The Groove? 161 00:04:59,818 --> 00:05:01,517 The Groove is one of our dance clubs, 162 00:05:01,519 --> 00:05:02,985 and you guys are gonna be guest D.J.s. 163 00:05:02,987 --> 00:05:04,754 All you have to do is create a playlist on your phone. 164 00:05:04,756 --> 00:05:06,055 Another thing that I would have loved 165 00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:07,957 to have known before we started. 166 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:10,960 I like our dynamic. Like, I get us in the door, 167 00:05:10,962 --> 00:05:12,729 and then once we're in the door, 168 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:14,984 you go do all the crap I don't wanna do. 169 00:05:15,567 --> 00:05:17,700 Truth is, is, like, since we were kids, 170 00:05:17,702 --> 00:05:19,502 Sara does what's best for Sara 171 00:05:19,504 --> 00:05:21,537 and I'm left to pick up the pieces. 172 00:05:21,539 --> 00:05:23,106 We're more powerful together. 173 00:05:23,108 --> 00:05:24,173 Like, I realize now... 174 00:05:24,175 --> 00:05:26,442 Would Mary-Kate be anything without Ashley? 175 00:05:26,444 --> 00:05:28,177 You'd be nothing without me. 176 00:05:28,179 --> 00:05:30,375 Well, that means you'd be nothing without me too. 177 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:33,332 I don't know if it works that way on that end. 178 00:05:34,819 --> 00:05:37,520 I've gotta go, but I will see you here at 2:00, okay? 179 00:05:37,522 --> 00:05:38,888 All right, Sara, we have to go to the hotel 180 00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:40,456 and, like, get organized for all this stuff. 181 00:05:40,458 --> 00:05:43,092 We have to, like, create a playlist for this D.J. gig. 182 00:05:43,094 --> 00:05:44,694 No, I can't go back to the hotel. 183 00:05:44,696 --> 00:05:45,828 I've set up a photo shoot for my website 184 00:05:45,830 --> 00:05:47,497 with an at-risk kid. 185 00:05:47,499 --> 00:05:48,032 Excuse me? 186 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:49,632 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, it's annoying, 187 00:05:49,634 --> 00:05:51,701 but I have to just do a few pictures... 188 00:05:51,703 --> 00:05:52,969 - No, Sara... - ... go on a few rides with him... 189 00:05:52,971 --> 00:05:55,004 Sara, if we don't nail this D.J. gig, 190 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:57,573 VH-1 will never send us on another vacation. 191 00:05:57,575 --> 00:05:59,275 Yeah, but you can, like, mix both. 192 00:05:59,277 --> 00:06:00,977 Do you not see the way 193 00:06:00,979 --> 00:06:02,612 that you just completely skirt around all responsibility 194 00:06:02,614 --> 00:06:03,980 and then I always have to pick up the slack? 195 00:06:03,982 --> 00:06:05,381 I'm just curious if you see that. 196 00:06:05,383 --> 00:06:06,507 Yeah, I see it. 197 00:06:07,418 --> 00:06:11,387 I don't look at these types of trips as a vacation, 198 00:06:11,389 --> 00:06:12,822 and that's where we're butting heads. 199 00:06:12,824 --> 00:06:14,757 God forbid, like, we end up, like, 200 00:06:14,759 --> 00:06:16,592 actually having fun together. 201 00:06:16,594 --> 00:06:18,561 Is that the worst possibility? 202 00:06:18,563 --> 00:06:20,630 I don't mix business with pleasure. 203 00:06:20,632 --> 00:06:22,365 - This doesn't make sense. - Well, that's not true. 204 00:06:22,367 --> 00:06:24,700 (laughs) I have, actually, mixed business with pleasure, 205 00:06:24,702 --> 00:06:26,269 but that's another... 206 00:06:26,271 --> 00:06:28,445 We'll talk about that when we're-when we wrap. 207 00:06:29,774 --> 00:06:30,773 I'll see you at 2:00 at the water taxi. 208 00:06:30,775 --> 00:06:31,941 Okay, right here, right? 209 00:06:31,943 --> 00:06:33,409 - Please be on time. - Okay, okay. 210 00:06:33,411 --> 00:06:34,777 - No, I'm good. - Okay. 211 00:06:34,779 --> 00:06:36,279 Okay, you don't need to hold her. 212 00:06:36,281 --> 00:06:37,713 - (Judy) Let's go this way. - No one's holding hands. 213 00:06:37,715 --> 00:06:38,815 This is how it's gonna go, 214 00:06:38,817 --> 00:06:40,149 you're gonna go in front of us, 215 00:06:40,151 --> 00:06:41,751 and then you're gonna just, you know... 216 00:06:41,753 --> 00:06:43,319 - Sure, come on... - protect us. 217 00:06:43,321 --> 00:06:44,520 Celebrity coming through! 218 00:06:44,522 --> 00:06:46,756 - Oh... - Make way! 219 00:06:46,758 --> 00:06:48,724 It's sad, it's actually sad. 220 00:06:48,726 --> 00:06:50,070 I feel sorry for Judy. 221 00:06:50,495 --> 00:06:52,161 ?? 222 00:06:52,163 --> 00:06:54,597 (Sara) Judy, I'm so excited to meet this little boy. 223 00:06:54,599 --> 00:06:55,998 Out of all of my photo ops, 224 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,867 the ones with the kids, the charity photos, 225 00:06:57,869 --> 00:06:59,569 I always get the most likes with these. 226 00:06:59,571 --> 00:07:01,270 But I'm just hoping he has a disease. 227 00:07:01,272 --> 00:07:02,672 - I mean, not in a bad way. - (Judy laughs) 228 00:07:02,674 --> 00:07:04,040 Like, a disease that's maybe curable, 229 00:07:04,042 --> 00:07:06,342 but, like, the wheelchair thing is good. 230 00:07:06,344 --> 00:07:07,643 (Abbey) V.I.P., guys. 231 00:07:07,645 --> 00:07:09,679 V.I.P. celebrity charity coming through. 232 00:07:09,681 --> 00:07:11,180 Excuse me! 233 00:07:11,182 --> 00:07:13,649 So, this is Zach... 234 00:07:13,651 --> 00:07:16,219 our at-risk youth. 235 00:07:16,221 --> 00:07:17,653 This is Sara. 236 00:07:17,655 --> 00:07:19,722 Father of the... at-risk youth? 237 00:07:19,724 --> 00:07:21,357 No, he's it. 238 00:07:21,722 --> 00:07:22,631 (chuckles) 239 00:07:22,656 --> 00:07:23,860 - This is all they had? - I don't know, 240 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:25,194 they didn't have pictures on the website. 241 00:07:25,196 --> 00:07:26,896 All right, uh, I'm gonna have to make this work, 242 00:07:26,898 --> 00:07:28,931 because we're on a, uh, a time situation. 243 00:07:28,933 --> 00:07:30,333 Do you have an I.V. or something? 244 00:07:30,335 --> 00:07:32,301 You look very healthy, Zach. You look very healthy. 245 00:07:32,303 --> 00:07:34,503 I am very healthy, thank you for saying so. 246 00:07:34,505 --> 00:07:36,305 Is there anything wrong with you? 247 00:07:36,307 --> 00:07:37,473 Impoverished home. 248 00:07:37,475 --> 00:07:39,175 - Oh. - Single parent. 249 00:07:39,177 --> 00:07:40,676 - Okay, that's good. - You can work with that. 250 00:07:40,678 --> 00:07:41,944 Wait a minute, you can't tell that in a picture. 251 00:07:41,946 --> 00:07:43,646 Oh, we're getting photos? 252 00:07:43,648 --> 00:07:46,000 Just need one photo of you looking... 253 00:07:46,718 --> 00:07:49,819 a little less... You look quite old. 254 00:07:49,821 --> 00:07:51,254 Well, how old are you? 255 00:07:51,256 --> 00:07:52,688 - Excuse me? - 22. 256 00:07:52,690 --> 00:07:55,324 - Oh, is that offensive? 22? - (scoffs) This is not gonna work. 257 00:07:55,326 --> 00:07:56,859 What are you talking about, it's not gonna work? 258 00:07:56,861 --> 00:07:58,628 You know, I gotta be honest, I am so disappointed 259 00:07:58,630 --> 00:07:59,929 in you and the way you look. 260 00:07:59,931 --> 00:08:01,281 This is not what I was expecting. 261 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:03,273 Kind of disappointed you're not a celebrity. 262 00:08:03,668 --> 00:08:04,800 Watch it, buddy. 263 00:08:04,802 --> 00:08:06,269 That was very rude, Zach. 264 00:08:06,271 --> 00:08:07,637 I'm gonna forget about it 265 00:08:07,639 --> 00:08:09,071 'cause I still need a picture. 266 00:08:09,073 --> 00:08:10,740 Yeah? So, uh... 267 00:08:10,742 --> 00:08:12,375 when we're done riding the rides, 268 00:08:12,377 --> 00:08:15,278 you have to, you know, drop me off at the house, my house. 269 00:08:18,383 --> 00:08:20,649 So, did you call Sara? Is she gonna be here? 270 00:08:20,651 --> 00:08:22,385 Yeah. She's, like... I don't know... 271 00:08:22,387 --> 00:08:23,648 She should be here any minute, I think. 272 00:08:23,673 --> 00:08:25,339 All right. 273 00:08:25,364 --> 00:08:27,264 How's your playlist coming along for The Groove? 274 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,588 Oh, really, really well. 275 00:08:28,613 --> 00:08:29,946 This set is gonna blow your mind. 276 00:08:29,994 --> 00:08:32,495 I'm almost like, should I be a professional D.J., 277 00:08:32,497 --> 00:08:33,496 I'm so good at this, you know? 278 00:08:33,498 --> 00:08:34,563 (laughs) Okay. 279 00:08:34,565 --> 00:08:36,515 Erin, is that you? 280 00:08:36,540 --> 00:08:37,507 Hey, Erin. 281 00:08:37,532 --> 00:08:38,798 - Hi. - How are you doing? 282 00:08:38,903 --> 00:08:40,870 My gosh. I haven't seen you in forever. 283 00:08:40,872 --> 00:08:42,571 - I know. How are... - How's your dad doing? 284 00:08:42,573 --> 00:08:44,206 He's great. What are you... what are you doing? 285 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:45,250 Are you at this appearance with us? 286 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,541 No, I'm just hanging in the park. 287 00:08:46,566 --> 00:08:48,666 You're... Oh, you have your kids here with you? 288 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,278 No. Um, I like to hang out in the park a lot. 289 00:08:51,303 --> 00:08:52,836 You just-you just chill in the park all day? 290 00:08:52,861 --> 00:08:55,295 Yeah. Sometimes I'll take my kids to school and stuff 291 00:08:55,353 --> 00:08:56,652 and then I'll-I'll come and hang out. 292 00:08:56,654 --> 00:08:58,020 I mean, the Minion ride is amazing. 293 00:08:58,022 --> 00:08:59,021 You wanna come? 294 00:08:59,023 --> 00:09:00,089 I want to go with you. 295 00:09:00,091 --> 00:09:01,390 - Can you? - (groans) 296 00:09:01,392 --> 00:09:03,225 It's so annoying. No, I have to do this thing. 297 00:09:03,227 --> 00:09:04,493 All right, well, sucks to be you. 298 00:09:04,495 --> 00:09:05,928 Yeah, it does. Yeah, it really does, Joey. 299 00:09:05,930 --> 00:09:08,497 - All right, well, uh, good to see you! - Yeah. 300 00:09:08,499 --> 00:09:09,732 ... and, uh, take care of yourselves, all right? Bye. 301 00:09:09,734 --> 00:09:10,933 Bye, Joey. Bye-bye-bye. 302 00:09:10,935 --> 00:09:11,901 You know what I mean? 303 00:09:11,903 --> 00:09:13,402 You're just so cool around him. 304 00:09:13,404 --> 00:09:15,037 Are you always that cool around celebrities? 305 00:09:15,039 --> 00:09:16,605 I am a celebrity, Melissa. 306 00:09:16,607 --> 00:09:18,335 It's just you're so down to earth and... 307 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,009 I'm not that down to earth, honestly. 308 00:09:20,011 --> 00:09:21,977 Well, anyways, uh, look, they're running late, 309 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:24,246 so maybe we should just cancel the taxi. 310 00:09:24,248 --> 00:09:25,265 Oh, you know what? I'll just do it alone. 311 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:27,265 I'll do it by myself. I mean, what's new, right? 312 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:28,861 One thing I can count on with Sara 313 00:09:28,886 --> 00:09:30,765 is for her to be completely unreliable. 314 00:09:31,122 --> 00:09:33,155 You know? It's like, can you just, like, come to one thing? 315 00:09:33,157 --> 00:09:34,824 Like, literally just show up to one thing today, 316 00:09:34,826 --> 00:09:36,484 that's all I ask. For, like, five minutes. 317 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:37,828 Sara's a little like... 318 00:09:37,991 --> 00:09:39,203 What? 319 00:09:40,598 --> 00:09:42,565 Okay, so you can't go to, like, the one thing 320 00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:44,200 that we actually, like, agreed to? 321 00:09:44,202 --> 00:09:46,602 Oh, my God, it's so cute that you would ask me to do that, 322 00:09:46,604 --> 00:09:48,437 but I actually just don't want to. 323 00:09:48,439 --> 00:09:50,500 Oh, that's totally reasonable, Sara. 324 00:09:50,525 --> 00:09:51,724 (sighs) 325 00:09:51,749 --> 00:09:52,960 Hey, guys. 326 00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:56,428 You didn't start without me, did you? 327 00:09:56,814 --> 00:09:58,125 Uh-uh. 328 00:09:58,616 --> 00:10:00,049 (Abbey) Oh, my God, Sara, it's 2:30 329 00:10:00,051 --> 00:10:01,717 and we missed the water taxi. 330 00:10:01,719 --> 00:10:03,385 (Sara) Oh, Erin will be fine. She loves being alone. 331 00:10:03,387 --> 00:10:04,787 What about the playlist? 332 00:10:04,789 --> 00:10:07,257 Don't worry. Erin will do it, she always does. 333 00:10:07,492 --> 00:10:08,820 (woman) Hi, everybody. 334 00:10:08,845 --> 00:10:12,613 Please welcome your guest captain, Erin Foster. 335 00:10:12,763 --> 00:10:14,296 I don't know if this is gonna make much sense, 336 00:10:14,321 --> 00:10:15,703 'cause it's supposed to be two people, 337 00:10:15,728 --> 00:10:17,197 but I'm just gonna try and see how it goes. 338 00:10:17,523 --> 00:10:19,351 Uh, hi, I'm Erin. 339 00:10:19,376 --> 00:10:23,414 Um... I'm Sara, and we're the Foster sisters. 340 00:10:23,544 --> 00:10:26,178 Some people think we're hard to tell apart, you know? 341 00:10:26,203 --> 00:10:28,976 So just remember it this way: I'm the blonde one. 342 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,263 And I'm the blonde one. 343 00:10:31,288 --> 00:10:32,888 That wasn't fun... That's not even funny. 344 00:10:33,228 --> 00:10:34,260 (foreign dialect) Who's Sara? 345 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,552 Where-where is your hot sister? 346 00:10:36,554 --> 00:10:38,220 "Where is my hot sister?" 347 00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:39,989 (speaking in foreign language) 348 00:10:39,991 --> 00:10:42,791 I mean, first of all, she's underwhelming in person, okay? 349 00:10:42,793 --> 00:10:45,160 And second of all, Sara's fans can jump off the boat, 350 00:10:45,162 --> 00:10:48,497 everybody else, I have a script here to continue for you. 351 00:10:48,499 --> 00:10:49,965 (woman speaking in foreign language) 352 00:10:49,967 --> 00:10:52,164 We wanted the Foster sister, not the Foster brother. 353 00:10:52,189 --> 00:10:54,203 Okay, all right, let's just hold on. 354 00:10:54,205 --> 00:10:55,804 I get that you're, like, Eastern European or something. 355 00:10:55,806 --> 00:10:57,473 That-that's not my problem, okay? 356 00:10:57,475 --> 00:10:58,914 - I'm wearing a dress. I'm adorable. - Nein. 357 00:10:58,939 --> 00:11:00,472 Okay, the fact that you're calling me the brother 358 00:11:00,497 --> 00:11:02,631 is-is stupid. You are confused, okay, 359 00:11:02,656 --> 00:11:04,722 about what beauty really is, because you're looking at it. 360 00:11:04,982 --> 00:11:08,515 Sara, she's, like, a soft nine in person, okay? 361 00:11:08,686 --> 00:11:10,419 Also, she lies about her height. 362 00:11:10,421 --> 00:11:13,578 She's not 5'10 ", she's 5'8", so bring that up to her, okay? 363 00:11:13,603 --> 00:11:15,836 Also, have you seen her feet? Disgusting. 364 00:11:15,861 --> 00:11:18,039 Let me tell you something, Sara doesn't give an S-H-(bleep) 365 00:11:18,359 --> 00:11:20,259 about any of you. I quit. 366 00:11:20,284 --> 00:11:21,483 I'm not doing this anymore. 367 00:11:25,568 --> 00:11:27,835 Life is not about making memories. 368 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:30,694 Life is about other people seeing your memories. 369 00:11:30,719 --> 00:11:33,320 If it's not on Instagram or Snapchat, 370 00:11:33,345 --> 00:11:34,511 it didn't happen. 371 00:11:34,536 --> 00:11:36,235 People just eat up stupid (bleep). 372 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:38,273 That's why I got more followers than you. 373 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,687 Your stupid gym selfies. 374 00:11:39,711 --> 00:11:40,977 Those kill it. 375 00:11:41,002 --> 00:11:42,334 (sighs) All right, just... 376 00:11:42,336 --> 00:11:43,435 Okay, hold still. 377 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,304 What if... No, that's terrible. 378 00:11:45,306 --> 00:11:48,857 I need you to look sad and endangered and... young. 379 00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,075 - Okay, let me try that. - Smile, smile, smile. 380 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,410 Abbey, none of this is working. 381 00:11:51,412 --> 00:11:52,811 Don't put your arm around me like that. 382 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,447 - It's cause there's shadows here. - Where? 383 00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:57,616 You can't wipe a shadow off your face. 384 00:11:57,618 --> 00:12:00,219 Could always Photoshop out his face and, like, put mine in. 385 00:12:00,221 --> 00:12:02,354 We can't Photoshop him out, Abbey. Why would you do that? 386 00:12:02,356 --> 00:12:05,190 Can we try one where you're maybe, you're squatting? 387 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,498 - Get on your knees, maybe. - Okay. 388 00:12:07,523 --> 00:12:08,761 Well, Abbey, that sounded disgusting. 389 00:12:08,763 --> 00:12:09,795 (laughs) 390 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,330 But that might work. 391 00:12:11,332 --> 00:12:12,698 Okay. I think I... 392 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:14,703 No, this isn't... It's still bad. 393 00:12:14,728 --> 00:12:16,268 Zach, stand back up. 394 00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:18,937 Sara, Erin's sending you some texts. 395 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:19,938 Great. 396 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,173 "Thanks for nothing. 397 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,275 I'm ditching you now, loser." 398 00:12:23,277 --> 00:12:26,011 I don't need her for anything, let's be clear. 399 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,109 (speaking gibberish) 400 00:12:28,449 --> 00:12:30,582 "Sorry, butt text." (laughs) 401 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,550 (scoffs) 402 00:12:31,552 --> 00:12:33,585 "I'm serious, I'm off the grid. 403 00:12:34,007 --> 00:12:35,621 Don't try to get ahold of me." 404 00:12:35,623 --> 00:12:38,090 She's unbelievable. She can't bail. 405 00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:40,726 I mean, she knows that we want another vacation episode. 406 00:12:40,728 --> 00:12:43,195 I think that you need to take some personal responsibility. 407 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,630 Oh, now I'm hearing this from you! 408 00:12:44,632 --> 00:12:47,199 You keep insisting that it's everyone else's fault. 409 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:48,534 You're gonna be stealing cigarettes 410 00:12:48,536 --> 00:12:50,242 and making fake I.D.s in no time. 411 00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:51,870 That's something my mentor told me once. 412 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,906 Yeah, well, that was also very specific. 413 00:12:53,908 --> 00:12:55,307 Guess what, I don't need Erin. 414 00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:56,642 I actually don't need any of you. 415 00:12:56,644 --> 00:12:58,143 (Zach) Oh. Well, that's not true. 416 00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,012 I do. I need you all to stay here. 417 00:13:00,014 --> 00:13:01,647 I want you to go and I want you to find Erin 418 00:13:01,649 --> 00:13:03,482 and I want you to get her phone with the playlist. 419 00:13:03,484 --> 00:13:05,451 I'm gonna do The Groove D.J. gig by myself. 420 00:13:05,453 --> 00:13:06,752 Go, Abbey. Okay. 421 00:13:06,754 --> 00:13:08,320 - Go! - I'm going! 422 00:13:08,322 --> 00:13:10,703 Going, coming through! 423 00:13:11,192 --> 00:13:12,925 ?? 424 00:13:12,927 --> 00:13:14,326 All right, guys, get on in here. 425 00:13:14,328 --> 00:13:16,656 We'll take a picture. Yes! That is awesome. 426 00:13:16,681 --> 00:13:17,506 Joey, what's up? 427 00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:18,708 Hey. Guess I'll see you guys here tomorrow. 428 00:13:18,733 --> 00:13:20,499 - Hey, how's it going? - I ditched Sara. 429 00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:22,367 I just, I'm so sick and tired of being the one 430 00:13:22,392 --> 00:13:23,406 who has to do all the work. 431 00:13:23,431 --> 00:13:25,465 Well, listen, you know what? When I was in NSYNC, 432 00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:27,109 I actually kind of had to do everything, but you know what? 433 00:13:27,134 --> 00:13:29,617 I had to take a step back, so, you know, 434 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,566 I could push Justin and kind of lead him in his way 435 00:13:31,591 --> 00:13:33,187 to be in charge for every once in a while, so... 436 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,507 Oh, that's cool that you did that. Yeah, and look what happened. 437 00:13:35,694 --> 00:13:36,742 Look what happened. 438 00:13:36,767 --> 00:13:39,735 Somehow, me and you are, like, super disconnected. 439 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,742 Me and Joey are, like, very in sync. 440 00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:44,203 You're very star struck for someone 441 00:13:44,205 --> 00:13:45,638 that lives with a celebrity. 442 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:46,872 I don't even think of him as a celebrity, 443 00:13:46,874 --> 00:13:48,407 because I really just think about him as, 444 00:13:48,409 --> 00:13:50,242 like, my soul mate. Well, not in a romantic way. 445 00:13:50,244 --> 00:13:51,477 You know what? Now we've both 446 00:13:51,479 --> 00:13:52,789 boned guys from NSYNC. 447 00:13:52,814 --> 00:13:54,171 I said it's not romantic. 448 00:13:54,196 --> 00:13:57,648 But you're saying that you boned Chris Kirkpatrick? 449 00:13:59,551 --> 00:14:02,251 (excited screaming) 450 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,076 You know, it's actually been really nice 451 00:14:04,101 --> 00:14:05,865 to just, like, get away from Sara. 452 00:14:05,890 --> 00:14:07,459 - You want a bite? - No. 453 00:14:07,461 --> 00:14:08,594 Sara's never picked me up before 454 00:14:08,596 --> 00:14:09,628 when we've gone anywhere. 455 00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:10,963 - Never, no? - No. 456 00:14:10,965 --> 00:14:12,398 Justin never picked me up before either. 457 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,266 - They're selfish! - Selfish. 458 00:14:14,268 --> 00:14:15,851 I'm selfless. 459 00:14:16,412 --> 00:14:18,012 Hey, Chris, may we please start the game? 460 00:14:18,037 --> 00:14:19,179 The funny thing is, 461 00:14:19,204 --> 00:14:22,234 she literally hasn't even texted me once to see if I'm okay. 462 00:14:22,259 --> 00:14:24,025 (electronic voice) Bet you can't ring the bell. 463 00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:25,316 Oh, my God. 464 00:14:25,341 --> 00:14:26,607 - You are a winner! - (applause) 465 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:27,865 Okay, all right, everybody. 466 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:29,523 They rig these things. Everybody wins. 467 00:14:29,548 --> 00:14:30,747 No, they don't! 468 00:14:30,785 --> 00:14:32,284 Sara hates rides. Every time I'm like, 469 00:14:32,286 --> 00:14:34,620 "I want to go on a ride," she's like, "Do the ride alone," 470 00:14:34,622 --> 00:14:36,555 and I'm like, "Where's the single-person line?" 471 00:14:36,557 --> 00:14:38,257 And it's like, Sara doesn't go five minutes 472 00:14:38,259 --> 00:14:40,392 without just saying something to me about my appearance. 473 00:14:40,394 --> 00:14:41,560 (groans loudly) 474 00:14:41,562 --> 00:14:44,093 I know, right. Like, it's so rude. 475 00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:45,348 Can we get everyone in here? Yep. 476 00:14:45,373 --> 00:14:46,687 (speaking Minion language) 477 00:14:46,804 --> 00:14:49,345 I mean, the truth is, I'm so sick of everything with Sara 478 00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:51,437 that I just want to go alone. Like, I wanna go solo. 479 00:14:51,439 --> 00:14:52,838 You know what? This is probably one 480 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,437 of the worst times of my life that I've been here. 481 00:14:54,462 --> 00:14:55,242 What? 482 00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:57,467 I think you should maybe just go hang out with your sister, 483 00:14:57,511 --> 00:14:59,311 because that's all you talk about all day long. 484 00:14:59,313 --> 00:15:00,546 I'm gonna take Stuart and Kevin 485 00:15:00,548 --> 00:15:01,847 and get on out of here. Come on, guys. 486 00:15:01,849 --> 00:15:03,349 - Wait. - (speaking Minion language) 487 00:15:03,351 --> 00:15:05,117 - I know, right? Right? - (Minion laughs) 488 00:15:05,119 --> 00:15:06,151 Gosh, what a pain! 489 00:15:06,153 --> 00:15:07,353 - (farts) - Kevin! 490 00:15:07,355 --> 00:15:09,121 - (Minion laughing) - Oh, my God. 491 00:15:09,123 --> 00:15:12,591 Okay, that's not cool at all. You can't just leave me alone. 492 00:15:12,593 --> 00:15:15,094 Well... what am I supposed to do now? 493 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,304 Psst. You. 494 00:15:19,306 --> 00:15:20,672 Guess what. 495 00:15:20,674 --> 00:15:23,342 (slurring) Joey Fatone is an asshole. 496 00:15:23,344 --> 00:15:25,277 Just wanted you to know that in case you were like, 497 00:15:25,279 --> 00:15:27,245 "She and Joey look like they'd be friends." 498 00:15:27,247 --> 00:15:29,508 - Erin! - (scoffs) 499 00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:31,416 Oh, of course, you're at a bar. 500 00:15:31,418 --> 00:15:33,685 Oh, my God, that visor's so big. 501 00:15:33,687 --> 00:15:35,821 Do you ever go camping under that hat, 502 00:15:35,823 --> 00:15:37,889 'cause it could, like, protect from a lot of weather. 503 00:15:37,891 --> 00:15:39,624 That's why I wear it, Erin. 504 00:15:39,626 --> 00:15:40,759 That's cool. 505 00:15:40,761 --> 00:15:41,927 How many has she had? 506 00:15:41,929 --> 00:15:43,428 I've only given her two beers. 507 00:15:43,430 --> 00:15:45,030 Two beers. Guess what else. 508 00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:46,465 I didn't eat, like, at all this week. 509 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:49,000 We have an event we have to D.J. Do you remember that? 510 00:15:49,002 --> 00:15:51,108 - Did you forget all about that? - I do, I do. Wiki-wiki-ohh. 511 00:15:51,132 --> 00:15:52,137 Sara doesn't need you. 512 00:15:52,139 --> 00:15:53,705 We just need your phone for the playlist. 513 00:15:53,707 --> 00:15:55,273 Okay, well, I'm not gonna give that to you, 514 00:15:55,275 --> 00:15:58,110 because that's my job. I got the playlist, I did it, 515 00:15:58,112 --> 00:16:00,412 I'm ready, and, like, I'm saving everything, 516 00:16:00,414 --> 00:16:02,214 'cause that's what I always do, and I will do it again, 517 00:16:02,216 --> 00:16:03,348 'cause you know what? 518 00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:04,416 - Cool. - Sara blows. 519 00:16:04,418 --> 00:16:05,851 - All right. - But guess what. 520 00:16:05,853 --> 00:16:08,720 I'm gonna do it anyway, 'cause I'm the doper. 521 00:16:08,722 --> 00:16:11,823 This is ridiculous. I'm sorry, sir. 522 00:16:11,825 --> 00:16:14,793 First of all, I was just about to leave. 523 00:16:14,795 --> 00:16:16,294 I'm only here 'cause I want to not... 524 00:16:16,296 --> 00:16:18,196 Okay, well, you clearly need a chaperone. 525 00:16:18,198 --> 00:16:19,264 Thank you. 526 00:16:20,593 --> 00:16:22,054 That's disgusting. 527 00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:24,002 ? Ohh! ?? 528 00:16:24,004 --> 00:16:25,704 ?? 529 00:16:31,278 --> 00:16:33,845 Abbey will be here any minute. I'm so sorry, 530 00:16:33,847 --> 00:16:35,046 she's just-she's walking. 531 00:16:35,048 --> 00:16:36,681 - Of course. - Great-great club. 532 00:16:36,683 --> 00:16:38,583 (Erin) Ohh-ohh! 533 00:16:38,585 --> 00:16:40,085 D.J. Erin is in 534 00:16:40,087 --> 00:16:42,287 the hizzy-hizzy-Izzy- wiki-wiki-wiki-wiki. 535 00:16:42,289 --> 00:16:44,790 Oh, yeah. What's up, what's up, what's up, Sara? 536 00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:45,791 Are you drunk? 537 00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:47,726 Ow! No, get off me. 538 00:16:47,728 --> 00:16:49,327 I'm not drunk, but I'm drunk. 539 00:16:49,329 --> 00:16:51,396 Give me your phone and then go back to the bar. 540 00:16:51,398 --> 00:16:52,631 You can't have my phone 541 00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:54,766 'cause I'm here to save the day per "yuzh." 542 00:16:54,768 --> 00:16:56,242 Erin, give me your phone. 543 00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:59,601 Not a "hance" in hell. Chance in hell. 544 00:16:59,973 --> 00:17:01,840 Hold on. I'm gonna find it. 545 00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:03,175 My phone's not in here. 546 00:17:03,177 --> 00:17:05,410 Joey Fatone stole my phone, I think. 547 00:17:05,412 --> 00:17:06,711 - Call the police! - Okay. 548 00:17:06,713 --> 00:17:08,079 My phone is not here! 549 00:17:08,081 --> 00:17:10,140 - Oh, my God, Zach! - What? 550 00:17:10,164 --> 00:17:12,284 You have been putting that playlist together 551 00:17:12,286 --> 00:17:15,053 - on your phone all day. - What are you talking about? 552 00:17:15,055 --> 00:17:17,055 Give me your phone. Give me your phone. 553 00:17:17,057 --> 00:17:19,357 This is where it is. I had it the whole time. 554 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:22,727 Uh, just put that in, and-and we're good. 555 00:17:22,729 --> 00:17:24,463 - (employee) Okay, here's the mic. - (music stops) 556 00:17:24,465 --> 00:17:26,331 - (Sara) Okay. - What we need for you to do 557 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,334 is pump up the crowd, get them excited, lots of energy, okay? 558 00:17:29,336 --> 00:17:32,404 Okay, sh... Keep my clothes on, though, right? 559 00:17:32,406 --> 00:17:33,524 - Yes, please. - Okay. 560 00:17:33,548 --> 00:17:34,710 No, take them off. 561 00:17:36,008 --> 00:17:38,382 Hi, everybody! 562 00:17:39,947 --> 00:17:41,646 We're in Orlando. 563 00:17:41,648 --> 00:17:43,114 (man) Who are you guys? 564 00:17:43,116 --> 00:17:46,651 (laughs) We're the Foster sisters from VH-1. 565 00:17:46,653 --> 00:17:50,062 We're huge D.J.s. We go by the name Diplo. 566 00:17:50,087 --> 00:17:51,153 Okay. 567 00:17:51,302 --> 00:17:55,921 Let's party! Whoo! 568 00:17:56,345 --> 00:17:57,477 You ready? 569 00:17:57,742 --> 00:18:00,916 (classical music plays) 570 00:18:00,918 --> 00:18:02,684 Uh... okay. 571 00:18:06,173 --> 00:18:07,973 Uh, Zach? What is this? 572 00:18:07,975 --> 00:18:10,398 What? It helps me with my anger issues. 573 00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,018 Please hold on one second. 574 00:18:15,075 --> 00:18:17,526 - Um, I'm not feeling it. - Okay, give me... 575 00:18:17,568 --> 00:18:19,968 - Ow! - Sorry! Give me the mic, okay? 576 00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:23,138 I'm gonna fix this. I'm fixing it. Stop it. Stop it. 577 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:26,374 Erin, everyone is here to see me, and you are embarrassing me! 578 00:18:26,376 --> 00:18:27,809 You are embarrassing me. 579 00:18:27,811 --> 00:18:29,277 I'm killing it, okay? 580 00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:30,545 - You can't... - I'm gonna put the mic down. 581 00:18:30,547 --> 00:18:31,746 Okay, don't-don't kick me. 582 00:18:31,748 --> 00:18:32,981 Oh, did you just kick me? 583 00:18:32,983 --> 00:18:35,550 - Did you... - Oh, don't you... 584 00:18:35,552 --> 00:18:37,586 No, you... Sara! 585 00:18:37,588 --> 00:18:39,354 (indistinct yelling) 586 00:18:39,356 --> 00:18:40,805 - Kiss! - Aah! 587 00:18:43,172 --> 00:18:45,000 How could you leave your phone here? 588 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,508 Oh, I don't know. 589 00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:49,310 I'm just so happy to have it back. (kiss) 590 00:18:49,312 --> 00:18:50,645 You never go anywhere without your phone. 591 00:18:50,749 --> 00:18:53,116 Okay, I want to apologize for yesterday. 592 00:18:53,141 --> 00:18:55,407 Is there anything you would like to say to me, Sara? 593 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,120 (telephone chimes) 594 00:19:00,687 --> 00:19:02,790 Did you have Abbey text me "I'm sorry"? 595 00:19:03,148 --> 00:19:04,892 This is really hard for her. Give her a break. 596 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,728 I'm not good at talking about feelings. 597 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,563 That is a really weird thing to do. 598 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,465 - I'm apologizing. - I'll take it. 599 00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:11,951 Take it. 600 00:19:11,975 --> 00:19:13,401 Great, okay. So, do you want to hug it out? 601 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,936 In my mind, I am embracing you. 602 00:19:15,938 --> 00:19:18,437 Do you want to do, like, a high five without touching? 603 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,409 Oh. I wonder if VH-1's 604 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,078 ever gonna give us a vacation episode again? 605 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,113 - I doubt it. - I doubt it, too. 606 00:19:26,115 --> 00:19:27,615 Although all the violence last night 607 00:19:27,617 --> 00:19:29,483 probably is good for T.V., don't you think? 608 00:19:29,485 --> 00:19:31,752 Oh, my God, these Flaming Moe's 609 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,120 fully got me buzzed. (giggles) 610 00:19:33,122 --> 00:19:35,164 Uh, they're nonalcoholic, so you're lying. 611 00:19:35,929 --> 00:19:37,224 You're, like, the girl in high school 612 00:19:37,226 --> 00:19:39,260 who pretended to be drunk at parties. (laughs) 613 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,462 How else was I gonna get lucky? 614 00:19:41,486 --> 00:19:44,085 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 615 00:19:44,135 --> 00:19:48,685 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46362

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