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?
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Okay, sweetie.
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Yogurt, granola and strawberries!
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I'm allergic to strawberries.
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You're allergic to strawberries?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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That's okay.
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I wish your mommy would have told
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us that when you auditioned.
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[producer's voice] Stand by.
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I need a new kid.
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Granola, strawberries and yogurt!
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Am I the best mommy in the world?
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I want my Dada.
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You want your Dada.
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Okay.
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This won't work either.
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So what's the solution here?
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I need another kid.
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Just make it work.
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I can't make it work.
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[producer's voice] Sara,
why don't you want to work
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with your real daughter?
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That's not up for discussion.
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You're the best mom ever.
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You've been practicing.
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Mm-hm!
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I love it.
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My mom's a teen mom.
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Yes.
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Okay.
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I don't have a nanny.
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Exactly.
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Hi, Auntie Erin.
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Hey.
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What is this?
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We've had a little hiccup with casting.
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And you're comfortable
playing a little girl?
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Yeah.
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Uh-oh, your real daughter's walking in.
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Okay.
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This is awkward.
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So now we have two-
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You know, I just... leave your hands there.
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Why?
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Well, the situation is... is
that you're not, you're not SAG.
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[laughs]
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Come on, let's go.
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[exhales]
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That was awkward.
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Yeah.
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Between you and I...
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Mm-hm.
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You're a better actor than Sara.
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Yeah, I know.
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You drove that scene.
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Yeah.
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- This feels more natural actually-
- Yeah!
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Just working with you.
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Mm-hm, yeah.
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Mm-hm.
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Definitely.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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?
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Motherhood?
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Motherhood.
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[producer's voice] What
kind of mom are you?
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You know, I really don't like
to talk about my personal life.
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[producer's voice] Sara, this show
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is about your personal life.
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I will say, I'm a really fun mom.
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You know, I feel like I'm
gonna be the mom that when
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I take my kid to school,
all the kids will be like,
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'Oh my God!
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It's... it's the mom that we love!'
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I feel like you're the kind of mom
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where like your daughter's always like,
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'Why is mommy always sleeping?'
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'Wake up, mommy.'
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Cheers to motherhood.
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The most gratifying...
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The most exhausting job in the world.
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Is it exhausting?
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I'm exhausted... 24-7.
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[laughs]
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It's so weird, I mean,
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I find that my children
just give me more energy.
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Oh, interesting.
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Especially when we started meditating
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together because you do hit
the deepest form of sleep,
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it's much more restful.
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You guys meditate?
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We meditate as a family.
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Nicole's one of those people...
she's so down to earth.
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She's so normal.
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I always forget that Nicole's a celebrity.
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She's so sweet, and a great mom.
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Really good mom.
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Where do they go to school?
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They go to Inner Smile, it's amazing.
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It's like impossible to get into.
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Impossible.
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Oh my God.
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Did you just say that your
kids are going to Inner Smile?
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They are!
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Do you know someone that goes there?
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Do I know someone who goes there?
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What do mea...
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I'm going there!
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This is so great!
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We can do...
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That is so interesting.
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It's like unbelievable, it's
like almost not believable.
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They only accept one person
a year, so that's really...
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And that was us!
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Inner Smile is by far the best school
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in Los Angeles and my
daughter deserves the best.
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And I will do whatever it takes for her
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to have everything she could ever want.
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Parents in L.A. make such a big deal
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about what school they get their kid into
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like these kids are like three years old
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and they're like freaking out,
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bragging about where their
kid gets to like take a nap.
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It's like, who cares, they're three.
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I'm very, very proud.
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Yeah.
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It's... we're so excited.
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Very impressed.
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Did she do the internship over the summer?
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She did.
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She worked for a... a doctor.
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Whoa.
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I did not know that.
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Cheers to the old friendships.
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To the cool kids!
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Yeah.
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Hi!
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It's so good to see you!
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You too!
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What's going on, what's new?
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You know, just wanna work so...
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Uh, right?
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No one wants you to
work more than this guy.
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Okay.
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My manager Frank is really cool,
but he should be bringing me
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opportunities and he's always like,
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'Have you written anything?'
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and I'm like... 'Have
you gotten me a meeting?'
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He wants me to be the pilot
and I want to be the co-pilot
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and he is like the
stewardess at this point.
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He's not even the stewardess by the way,
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he's like the weird dude
that takes the ticket.
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At this point, he's just a passenger...
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who's like bummed about
having to go somewhere.
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Can I be honest with you?
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Yes.
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I set up these great meetings for you
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and you show up and you're like,
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- 'Hey I'm this beautiful, attractive-
- Yeah!
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confident girl.'
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but then it all falls apart
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and you do something really
embarrassing or stupid
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and self-sabotage the entire thing.
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Right.
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That time I got you that
meeting with Judd Apatow
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and then you drank his iced tea.
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I am a firm believer that drinks are not
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like a non-shareable thing.
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I love that about you.
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But you just need to stop it.
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Should I go through the list?
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Let's do it.
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Uh, Warner Brothers just bought the rights
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to book about a girl who
grew up in the music industry
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and Courteney Cox is attached to produce.
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That sounds perfect.
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That's literally my life story.
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And I love Courteney Cox,
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Monica was always my
favorite character on Friends.
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I love this passion, I love
what I'm seeing from you.
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Yeah!
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You know what, I'm going to
submit you for this project.
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Okay.
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And you gotta promise me something though.
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What?
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When you go to meet with Courteney,
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don't do anything crazy.
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I'm charming Frank.
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You forget that about me.
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You don't show it a lot.
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Well... I'm taking this pen.
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Hi.
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How are you?
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Um, I would love to set up
an interview with the Dean.
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Oh, okay, well you don't just walk in
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and set up an interview with the Dean here.
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Oh, really?
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Okay.
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Ah, well, what do I need to do?
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Do I need to get on a list or... ?
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You need to be on a list, yes.
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Oh, perfect okay.
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So how do I be on the list?
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Well, you're either on the
list or you're not on the list
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that's how it works.
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So can you tell me if
I... if I am on the list?
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No, I can't.
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But I can tell you that
you are not on the list.
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Hey, Esther, I'm off
to teach Mrs. O'Leary's
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Japanese class.
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Got it, I'll hold your calls Dean.
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Oh!
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Dean?
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Hello, hi how are you?
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I'm Sara Foster, it's so nice to meet you.
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Wonderful to meet you as well.
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I am a woman who will stop at nothing.
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When I make the decision
that I want something...
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watch out world.
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I'm coming.
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Oh.
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That sounded bad.
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Sorry, this bag isn't going
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with you to Courteney Cox's house.
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Why?
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Because it's a fake bag.
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I want to tell you, you did
a great job with your pitch.
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I think you have great ideas
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- and I'd love to talk to you more.
- Thank you
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Sara, it's so nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you as well.
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Gorgeous school-oh, sorry!
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I have a daughter, so I would love-
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Okay.
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Oh!
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I forgot I had these on, I just...
I read so much, like trilogies.
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I just finished "50 Shades
of Grey," the third part.
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Of course you did.
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So I'm gonna have to go
and teach the children.
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Oh no...
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Thank you.
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I love children!
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Wait.
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I love children.
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I... feel like that went well.
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Um... so, you heard the woman.
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Yeah, thank you.
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Set up the interview.
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It doesn't work like that.
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Hello?
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Abbey, who do I have to sleep with
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to get her into this school?
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I'll do it, I'm fine, I'll do it.
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You could have Erin do it for
you, isn't that what she does?
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That's a good idea.
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My assistant Abbey is my
lifeline, she's my eyes,
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she's my ears, she's my mouth
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and we have the ball in motion, to get
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my child into Inner Smile.
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Oh my God, they're doing a meet and greet
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for the kids via Skype with the astronauts
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in the International Space Station.
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This is amazing!
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This is crazy.
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This is where she needs to go!
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Oh!
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They're having a silent auction fundraiser.
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Why don't you just donate something?
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What do I have that I could donate?
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Hi guys.
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Ugh.
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00:07:58,857 --> 00:08:04,519
Abbey sees me as an obstacle
for how to get closer to Sara.
275
00:08:04,544 --> 00:08:06,730
I think that she wants to scoot closer
276
00:08:06,755 --> 00:08:09,005
and scoot closer until
she's sitting on her lap
277
00:08:09,041 --> 00:08:10,173
and that's still not close enough
278
00:08:10,209 --> 00:08:11,208
and then just she crawls inside of her
279
00:08:11,293 --> 00:08:13,627
and lives upside her ass.
280
00:08:13,712 --> 00:08:15,345
Understandable.
281
00:08:15,380 --> 00:08:17,380
You, uh donating yourself
to Goodwill today?
282
00:08:17,433 --> 00:08:17,764
What's happening?
283
00:08:17,850 --> 00:08:18,715
[laughs]
284
00:08:18,801 --> 00:08:20,350
No, I'm going to Courteney's house.
285
00:08:20,385 --> 00:08:21,268
Courteney...
286
00:08:21,353 --> 00:08:22,552
Cox
287
00:08:22,604 --> 00:08:24,387
Er, I know you love those socks but-
288
00:08:24,473 --> 00:08:26,022
Okay, Sara.
289
00:08:26,058 --> 00:08:27,357
You cannot wear those socks
to Courteney Cox's house.
290
00:08:27,392 --> 00:08:29,192
Who cares they're cute,
they're blue, they peek out,
291
00:08:29,228 --> 00:08:30,727
they're soft, they're
my favorite, I love them.
292
00:08:30,779 --> 00:08:31,478
I hope you get the job.
293
00:08:31,563 --> 00:08:32,279
Me too.
294
00:08:32,364 --> 00:08:33,697
Okay.
295
00:08:33,732 --> 00:08:35,732
Do you think it'll like keep you
out of the house more, this job?
296
00:08:35,818 --> 00:08:36,650
Sorry, this bag isn't going with you
297
00:08:36,735 --> 00:08:37,451
to Courteney Cox's house.
298
00:08:37,536 --> 00:08:38,201
Why?
299
00:08:38,237 --> 00:08:38,869
Gimme my bag!
300
00:08:38,904 --> 00:08:39,696
Because it's a fake bag.
301
00:08:39,721 --> 00:08:41,228
Okay, yes it's a fake
purse, but no one can tell.
302
00:08:41,253 --> 00:08:43,597
- You're not taking this to Courteney Cox's house.
- I can tell.
303
00:08:43,622 --> 00:08:44,121
No one can tell!
304
00:08:44,293 --> 00:08:44,658
I can tell.
305
00:08:44,743 --> 00:08:45,075
Erin.
306
00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:45,625
What?
307
00:08:45,711 --> 00:08:46,209
I have this bag.
308
00:08:46,245 --> 00:08:46,626
The real one.
309
00:08:46,712 --> 00:08:47,077
Yeah.
310
00:08:47,129 --> 00:08:47,711
I'm sure-
311
00:08:47,746 --> 00:08:49,162
It's a $5,000 bag.
312
00:08:49,248 --> 00:08:49,713
By the way, put them side by
side and tell the difference.
313
00:08:49,748 --> 00:08:50,330
Great idea.
314
00:08:50,415 --> 00:08:50,747
Abbey, get my bag.
315
00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:51,581
Okay.
316
00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:54,084
This is a fake Louis Vuitton.
317
00:08:54,169 --> 00:08:56,253
I know that it's fake,
but no one else can tell.
318
00:08:56,305 --> 00:08:57,984
Dad brought it back for me from Malaysia.
319
00:08:58,009 --> 00:08:59,616
Put it there.
320
00:08:59,641 --> 00:09:00,679
When you're wearing those socks with it,
321
00:09:00,704 --> 00:09:01,704
you can tell it's fake.
322
00:09:02,562 --> 00:09:03,310
That has nothing to do with it.
323
00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,204
Look.
324
00:09:04,229 --> 00:09:05,428
Look at the difference.
325
00:09:05,514 --> 00:09:08,598
Close your eyes, I'm gonna
switch the bags around.
326
00:09:08,650 --> 00:09:11,434
Okay, which one's yours?
327
00:09:11,487 --> 00:09:13,103
That one.
328
00:09:13,155 --> 00:09:14,155
Thank you.
329
00:09:14,156 --> 00:09:15,155
You don't even know what I did.
330
00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,296
This is what I'm donating to the school.
331
00:09:16,321 --> 00:09:17,036
[gasps]
332
00:09:17,061 --> 00:09:19,302
- A $5,000 bag.
- Genius!
333
00:09:19,327 --> 00:09:21,036
You're not taking that bag.
334
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,568
But you can go.
335
00:09:24,116 --> 00:09:26,283
[producer's voice] Let's
roll cameras please.
336
00:09:26,368 --> 00:09:29,419
So Erin, let's talk about how Courteney Cox
337
00:09:29,454 --> 00:09:32,589
would not let us inside her
gate to shoot your meeting.
338
00:09:32,624 --> 00:09:34,341
Can ya blame her?
339
00:09:34,426 --> 00:09:35,426
Guys?
340
00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:36,793
I mean that was super bold for you all
341
00:09:36,879 --> 00:09:38,545
to show up at Courteney Cox's house.
342
00:09:38,630 --> 00:09:40,680
Well I told them to, I
was-it was like, I tried
343
00:09:40,766 --> 00:09:41,766
to just make it casual.
344
00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:42,766
I thought that would be like sort like
345
00:09:42,801 --> 00:09:45,635
of not a big thing, but I realize now
346
00:09:45,721 --> 00:09:47,304
that it probably wasn't the best idea.
347
00:09:47,356 --> 00:09:49,523
You know, she has some weird quirks.
348
00:09:49,608 --> 00:09:53,143
I would say, like her house...
everything is like, white.
349
00:09:53,228 --> 00:09:54,561
You walk in the door
and you immediately feel
350
00:09:54,646 --> 00:09:56,989
like you're making something
dirty just by like existing.
351
00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:59,497
And she was like, 'No shoes please.'
352
00:09:59,735 --> 00:10:00,784
Like, 'Okay, whatever.'
353
00:10:00,819 --> 00:10:01,618
And then she was like,
354
00:10:01,653 --> 00:10:03,153
'Also, no socks.'
355
00:10:03,205 --> 00:10:04,704
So, I had to take my socks off
356
00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:08,124
and I had to like stand for
like 45 seconds in warm water
357
00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:11,161
and... it was weird.
358
00:10:11,246 --> 00:10:12,462
Anyway, the meeting was great.
359
00:10:12,497 --> 00:10:14,376
I will say she has an
obnoxiously long driveway.
360
00:10:14,401 --> 00:10:16,423
What is the point of
having a driveway that long?
361
00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:18,448
I wish that I'd had running shoes
362
00:10:18,473 --> 00:10:21,315
and like a water bottle and a fanny pack
363
00:10:21,340 --> 00:10:23,256
and like a hat 'cause it was a journey.
364
00:10:26,014 --> 00:10:26,870
Hi.
365
00:10:26,895 --> 00:10:28,121
How did it go?
366
00:10:28,146 --> 00:10:29,346
Okay, it went really well.
367
00:10:29,371 --> 00:10:30,420
Are you serious?
368
00:10:30,445 --> 00:10:31,842
Yeah, like I think I got the job.
369
00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:33,303
No!
370
00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:36,045
Oh, shoot, I just noticed
that I left my socks in there.
371
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,903
Who cares if you left your socks there.
372
00:10:38,273 --> 00:10:39,606
Hold on, I'm gonna call you right back.
373
00:10:39,691 --> 00:10:40,991
'Cause I'm just gonna buzz
and say that I left my socks.
374
00:10:41,026 --> 00:10:42,826
This is Courteney Cox, you
can't just go ring her gate,
375
00:10:42,861 --> 00:10:44,160
she said goodbye to you, no?
376
00:10:44,196 --> 00:10:44,694
[through speaker phone]
377
00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:45,780
Well, why not?
378
00:10:45,831 --> 00:10:46,913
If it was anybody else I would go back.
379
00:10:46,999 --> 00:10:47,747
But it's anybody else, it's Courteney Cox!
380
00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:48,761
You can't.
381
00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:50,644
No, she's really nice, she'll
be totally cool about it.
382
00:10:50,669 --> 00:10:51,868
I'm just gonna ask for my socks back.
383
00:10:51,954 --> 00:10:53,703
If you left your child
there, it's like an option.
384
00:10:53,789 --> 00:10:54,704
This is not an option.
385
00:10:54,756 --> 00:10:55,455
Okay.
386
00:10:55,540 --> 00:10:56,256
Fine, I won't do it.
387
00:10:56,341 --> 00:10:56,756
I'm not gonna say anything.
388
00:10:56,842 --> 00:10:57,462
All right.
389
00:10:57,487 --> 00:11:00,427
I want you to get in your car
and I want you to take video
390
00:11:00,512 --> 00:11:03,243
of you driving away and I
want you to send it to me.
391
00:11:03,268 --> 00:11:04,571
Goodbye.
392
00:11:10,726 --> 00:11:12,134
Hello?
393
00:11:12,954 --> 00:11:15,079
I left a pair of socks at your house.
394
00:11:15,104 --> 00:11:16,059
They have ducks on them and they're blue
395
00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:17,143
and they're kind of hard to miss.
396
00:11:17,168 --> 00:11:19,549
I have not seen any socks that are not mine
397
00:11:19,574 --> 00:11:20,574
No?
398
00:11:21,491 --> 00:11:21,990
[voice through speaker] Hello?
399
00:11:22,075 --> 00:11:22,957
Hiii!
400
00:11:23,043 --> 00:11:25,076
It's Erin Foster!
401
00:11:25,161 --> 00:11:26,210
[voice on speaker] Oh, okay.
402
00:11:26,246 --> 00:11:28,296
I actually just left my socks in there?
403
00:11:28,381 --> 00:11:28,913
[voice on speaker] Your what?
404
00:11:28,999 --> 00:11:30,164
Your socks?
405
00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,749
Yeah, they have ducks on them they're like
406
00:11:31,801 --> 00:11:33,051
right by the front door.
407
00:11:33,086 --> 00:11:35,219
I'm happy to run down and
get them, they're just...
408
00:11:35,255 --> 00:11:37,188
[voice on speaker] I'll try to find them.
409
00:11:37,257 --> 00:11:38,723
Thank you so much!
410
00:11:53,073 --> 00:11:54,105
Oh, hi!
411
00:11:54,157 --> 00:11:55,823
Okay, I'm so sorry, thank you so much!
412
00:11:55,909 --> 00:11:57,108
Here's your sock.
413
00:11:57,193 --> 00:11:57,942
That's not-
414
00:11:58,028 --> 00:11:58,943
It's disgusting.
415
00:11:58,995 --> 00:12:00,411
Sorry, that's not my sock.
416
00:12:00,447 --> 00:12:01,746
That's an athletic sock.
417
00:12:01,781 --> 00:12:02,861
What are you talking about?
418
00:12:02,866 --> 00:12:03,915
My socks are blue.
419
00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:04,643
No, no, no.
420
00:12:04,668 --> 00:12:06,250
I'm actually confused as
to what you are talking
421
00:12:06,286 --> 00:12:08,006
about because I literally
walked 14 miles up
422
00:12:08,038 --> 00:12:09,787
from the house to bring you this sock.
423
00:12:09,873 --> 00:12:10,872
But, do you see ducks on this sock?
424
00:12:10,957 --> 00:12:12,040
Because that's what I said to you
425
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:12,874
was that there was ducks on the sock...
426
00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:14,292
Why don't I write you a check?
427
00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:16,111
For $4.50, you can go up the
street, if you go up the street,
428
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,151
take a right-
429
00:12:17,176 --> 00:12:17,829
Uh-huh.
430
00:12:17,854 --> 00:12:19,524
And then take another left, you'll see CVS?
431
00:12:19,549 --> 00:12:20,568
Is that where Sedona is-
432
00:12:20,593 --> 00:12:21,072
No, no, no...
433
00:12:21,097 --> 00:12:22,767
because that's where my
mom bought me these socks.
434
00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:23,708
That's not where Sedona is,
that's actually where CVS is
435
00:12:23,733 --> 00:12:24,385
so you can buy a new pair of socks.
436
00:12:24,471 --> 00:12:24,852
Before you keep talking-
437
00:12:24,938 --> 00:12:25,938
Uh-huh.
438
00:12:25,972 --> 00:12:26,971
Let me just stop you right there.
439
00:12:27,023 --> 00:12:27,722
I have a lot of stuff to do today.
440
00:12:27,807 --> 00:12:28,556
Okay, I'm very, very busy.
441
00:12:28,641 --> 00:12:29,023
All right, thank you so much.
442
00:12:29,109 --> 00:12:29,440
No, no!
443
00:12:29,476 --> 00:12:30,808
Allison!
444
00:12:30,894 --> 00:12:33,394
One second! One second! One second!
445
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,480
My socks back...
446
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,472
I think it's awkward when something
447
00:12:38,497 --> 00:12:40,985
feels really important to you,
but to someone else it looks
448
00:12:41,071 --> 00:12:42,487
like a mundane thing.
449
00:12:42,539 --> 00:12:45,156
You know and it's like you
try to make me look crazy,
450
00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:48,993
give me the socks back
and then this is all cool.
451
00:12:49,079 --> 00:12:50,079
You okay?
452
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,360
Was that the question you asked?
453
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,337
I need you here for me, I need you present,
454
00:12:59,389 --> 00:13:00,471
you need to be my wingman
455
00:13:00,507 --> 00:13:02,306
and your energy is like bringing me down.
456
00:13:02,342 --> 00:13:04,058
I just want to let you know,
I'm not wearing socks today.
457
00:13:04,144 --> 00:13:06,144
'Cause I'm like grieving loss.
458
00:13:06,179 --> 00:13:08,062
How long do I have to hear about the socks?
459
00:13:08,148 --> 00:13:09,148
Could be weeks.
460
00:13:09,182 --> 00:13:12,817
[exhales] Ugghh..kill me, kill me, kill me.
461
00:13:12,852 --> 00:13:14,068
Hi.
462
00:13:14,154 --> 00:13:15,486
Hi.
463
00:13:15,522 --> 00:13:16,154
Okay, take the glasses off.
464
00:13:16,189 --> 00:13:17,822
No one's buying it.
465
00:13:17,857 --> 00:13:19,017
Yeah, put 'em on your collar.
466
00:13:20,276 --> 00:13:21,659
That's good.
467
00:13:21,694 --> 00:13:23,277
Excuse me everyone, can I have
your attention for a minute?
468
00:13:23,363 --> 00:13:24,195
Of course!!
469
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,280
Great!
470
00:13:25,331 --> 00:13:27,031
Thank you so much for coming to our
471
00:13:27,117 --> 00:13:29,167
annual backyard charity event.
472
00:13:29,202 --> 00:13:31,035
Just to let you know the charity auction
473
00:13:31,087 --> 00:13:32,787
is ending in a few minutes so everyone
474
00:13:32,872 --> 00:13:36,507
get their last bids in and
once again every dollar counts.
475
00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:37,842
Money, money, money.
476
00:13:37,877 --> 00:13:38,759
[whispers]
477
00:13:38,845 --> 00:13:39,594
Especially for our children.
478
00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:41,045
Thank you so much for coming.
479
00:13:41,097 --> 00:13:41,846
You're welcome.
480
00:13:41,881 --> 00:13:42,430
[muffled clapping]
481
00:13:42,515 --> 00:13:43,515
She's so sweet.
482
00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:44,990
She looks like she needs to get laid.
483
00:13:46,603 --> 00:13:48,052
Hey, excuse me.
484
00:13:48,138 --> 00:13:50,388
Do you ladies know about this bag?
485
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,557
Who donated it or who's
responsible for the... ?
486
00:13:52,609 --> 00:13:53,524
Me.
487
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,193
[laughs] I donated the bag.
488
00:13:55,228 --> 00:13:56,060
Oh.
489
00:13:56,146 --> 00:13:57,278
We're at $20,000.
490
00:13:57,363 --> 00:13:58,396
Yeah, I saw that.
491
00:13:58,481 --> 00:14:00,114
You know if I could just maybe...
492
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,866
[mouths silently] talk to you privately.
493
00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:02,901
Of course.
494
00:14:02,986 --> 00:14:03,986
[whispers] About the bag.
495
00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:06,320
Oh, of course... like a... yeah, sure.
496
00:14:06,406 --> 00:14:06,988
[whispers] Like a pow-wow...
497
00:14:07,073 --> 00:14:07,905
Yeah.
498
00:14:07,957 --> 00:14:10,541
If you will.
499
00:14:10,577 --> 00:14:13,077
[whispers] That bag is fake.
500
00:14:13,129 --> 00:14:14,129
What's that?
501
00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:14,795
[whispering] You donated a knock-off
502
00:14:14,881 --> 00:14:16,914
for the school auction?
503
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:17,548
No, no.
504
00:14:17,584 --> 00:14:18,249
Yeah...
505
00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:19,834
Oooh.
506
00:14:19,919 --> 00:14:22,170
I'm a buyer for Barney's
and I can tell you right now
507
00:14:22,255 --> 00:14:24,589
that my expertise is in
handbags and accessories
508
00:14:24,641 --> 00:14:26,924
and there's nothing real
about that bag at all.
509
00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:28,926
This is a crazy misunderstanding.
510
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:32,002
I have never bought a
fake bag in my life, she...
511
00:14:32,027 --> 00:14:32,907
Hi.
512
00:14:32,932 --> 00:14:33,385
has bought fake bags.
513
00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:34,159
Yeah.
514
00:14:34,184 --> 00:14:34,565
This is her fake bag.
515
00:14:34,601 --> 00:14:35,842
Mine.
516
00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:37,295
Hold on, I just, I
switched them by accident.
517
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,379
It's just not really the way Inner Smile...
518
00:14:38,404 --> 00:14:40,071
We're at $20,000.
519
00:14:40,106 --> 00:14:40,938
Do you want to be responsible for
520
00:14:40,990 --> 00:14:42,323
killing this whole situation?
521
00:14:42,408 --> 00:14:43,608
It's essentially plagiarism.
522
00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:44,692
I have a hundred and-
523
00:14:44,777 --> 00:14:46,444
No, that's very uncomfortable for me.
524
00:14:46,496 --> 00:14:47,945
Forty two dollars.
525
00:14:48,031 --> 00:14:49,280
I just wish she'd stop touching
me at this point, really but...
526
00:14:49,365 --> 00:14:50,865
Yeah.
527
00:14:50,950 --> 00:14:51,832
You're not going to mention
this to anybody are you?
528
00:14:51,918 --> 00:14:53,251
Okay.
529
00:14:53,286 --> 00:14:55,119
But thank you so much,
that was super informative.
530
00:14:55,171 --> 00:14:55,753
All right.
531
00:14:55,788 --> 00:14:57,004
Thank you so much.
532
00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:59,207
Well, it looked like you
grabbed my bag instead of yours.
533
00:14:59,292 --> 00:15:01,092
Told you, that you couldn't
tell the difference.
534
00:15:01,127 --> 00:15:02,176
I blame you for this.
535
00:15:02,262 --> 00:15:03,262
Me?
536
00:15:03,296 --> 00:15:03,761
Interesting.
537
00:15:03,796 --> 00:15:04,462
Oh, my God.
538
00:15:04,514 --> 00:15:05,630
Courteney Cox is here.
539
00:15:05,682 --> 00:15:07,965
When I saw Courteney
Cox, I got super excited
540
00:15:08,017 --> 00:15:09,517
cause I really want to be friends with her.
541
00:15:09,602 --> 00:15:11,018
She would be great for my career.
542
00:15:11,104 --> 00:15:11,969
Are you gonna go?
543
00:15:12,021 --> 00:15:13,187
Yeah, I'm gonna talk to her.
544
00:15:13,273 --> 00:15:15,189
Go talk to her and...
you know, keep it cool.
545
00:15:15,275 --> 00:15:16,974
[purposefully] Yeah, no
I'm gonna talk to her.
546
00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:18,526
No, no! No, no!
547
00:15:18,611 --> 00:15:19,193
Okay.
548
00:15:19,279 --> 00:15:19,644
No, no.
549
00:15:19,696 --> 00:15:20,144
Yeah.
550
00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:21,646
No, no, no.
551
00:15:21,698 --> 00:15:22,530
I swear to God if you embarrass
me at this school function,
552
00:15:22,615 --> 00:15:23,447
you will be evicted.
553
00:15:23,483 --> 00:15:23,981
I'm not going to embarrass you.
554
00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:25,067
Yes, you will.
555
00:15:25,118 --> 00:15:26,317
This is serendipitous that she's here.
556
00:15:26,369 --> 00:15:26,984
Homeless.
557
00:15:27,036 --> 00:15:27,702
Okay.
558
00:15:27,787 --> 00:15:28,486
I gotta go, I gotta go.
559
00:15:28,538 --> 00:15:29,070
I gotta talk to Courteney.
560
00:15:29,155 --> 00:15:29,570
Okay.
561
00:15:29,656 --> 00:15:30,656
Courteney!
562
00:15:30,657 --> 00:15:33,624
If you left your socks at mom's house,
563
00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:35,660
if you left your socks at
your best friend's house,
564
00:15:35,745 --> 00:15:38,663
like sure but when you leave your socks
565
00:15:38,748 --> 00:15:41,999
at one of the biggest
television stars of our time...
566
00:15:42,085 --> 00:15:43,634
If I left something that's
mine, why can't I just say,
567
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:45,386
'Hey, left that thing.
568
00:15:45,471 --> 00:15:46,971
Thank you, can I come I grab this?'
569
00:15:47,006 --> 00:15:48,339
You don't get it and I just don't-
570
00:15:48,424 --> 00:15:49,223
I don't get it.
571
00:15:49,309 --> 00:15:50,341
And you never will.
572
00:15:50,426 --> 00:15:51,509
Hi!
573
00:15:51,594 --> 00:15:52,843
What brings you here?
574
00:15:52,929 --> 00:15:54,178
Oh, my sister's trying to
get her kid into this school.
575
00:15:54,264 --> 00:15:54,929
Oh, wow.
576
00:15:55,014 --> 00:15:56,480
Yeah.
577
00:15:56,516 --> 00:15:58,349
I want to tell you, you did
a great job with your pitch.
578
00:15:58,434 --> 00:15:59,350
I think you have great ideas
579
00:15:59,402 --> 00:16:00,351
and I'd love to talk to you more.
580
00:16:00,403 --> 00:16:01,235
Thank you.
581
00:16:01,321 --> 00:16:02,520
That's really... well,
582
00:16:02,605 --> 00:16:05,072
I'd be really honored to
work on the project with you.
583
00:16:05,158 --> 00:16:06,357
I've actually been wanting
to get a hold of you
584
00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:08,409
because I left a pair
of socks at your house.
585
00:16:08,494 --> 00:16:09,660
And I like talked to your
assistant about it and-
586
00:16:09,696 --> 00:16:11,028
And she couldn't find them?
587
00:16:11,114 --> 00:16:13,497
No, she couldn't find them,
but they have ducks on them
588
00:16:13,533 --> 00:16:15,116
and they're blue and they're
like kind of hard to miss.
589
00:16:15,201 --> 00:16:16,201
[Courteney laughs]
590
00:16:16,202 --> 00:16:16,917
And so I was just wondering if you've seen
591
00:16:17,003 --> 00:16:17,752
them around at your house.
592
00:16:17,837 --> 00:16:20,204
I've not seen any socks that-
593
00:16:20,256 --> 00:16:20,871
No?
594
00:16:20,923 --> 00:16:21,539
Are not mine at least.
595
00:16:21,624 --> 00:16:22,173
[laughs] Right, okay.
596
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:22,590
All right.
597
00:16:22,675 --> 00:16:23,207
Maybe-
598
00:16:23,293 --> 00:16:24,293
Sorry, yeah.
599
00:16:24,377 --> 00:16:27,345
Maybe I had it... maybe I had it... um.
600
00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:29,180
So you've never seen those socks before?
601
00:16:29,215 --> 00:16:31,932
The blue ones with the yellow ducks?
602
00:16:32,018 --> 00:16:33,217
I have not seen your socks.
603
00:16:33,303 --> 00:16:34,303
[laughs]
604
00:16:34,387 --> 00:16:35,219
The blue ones with the yellow ducks.
605
00:16:35,271 --> 00:16:36,220
Sorry I'm harping on you it's just
606
00:16:36,272 --> 00:16:37,388
weird cause you're wearing them.
607
00:16:37,473 --> 00:16:39,690
[whispering] Um, Erin,
these are not your socks.
608
00:16:39,726 --> 00:16:42,226
I know but they're also not
yours 'cause they're mine.
609
00:16:42,278 --> 00:16:43,678
These are my socks and you're acting
610
00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:44,478
really erratic right now.
611
00:16:44,564 --> 00:16:45,613
Mm-hm.
612
00:16:45,698 --> 00:16:46,314
And it's making me uncomfortable.
613
00:16:46,399 --> 00:16:47,481
Okay.
614
00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:48,282
So it doesn't really bode well for our
615
00:16:48,368 --> 00:16:49,700
future working relationship.
616
00:16:49,736 --> 00:16:51,369
Right, well let's not talk about
the future working relationship.
617
00:16:51,404 --> 00:16:52,286
Let's just talk right now about the socks
618
00:16:52,372 --> 00:16:53,404
that you stole from me.
619
00:16:53,489 --> 00:16:54,572
They're not your socks.
620
00:16:54,624 --> 00:16:55,906
They have ducks on them and they're blue!
621
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:56,540
These aren't even ducks.
622
00:16:56,576 --> 00:16:57,576
Take the shoe off!
623
00:16:57,627 --> 00:16:58,242
Get your hand off my... shoe!
624
00:16:58,328 --> 00:16:58,743
No, take the shoe off!
625
00:16:58,828 --> 00:16:59,910
Oh my God.
626
00:16:59,996 --> 00:17:01,636
Let go of the socks and let go of my shoe.
627
00:17:01,714 --> 00:17:03,581
One of the socks has a hole in the side
628
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:05,549
so I'd like you take
your shoe off and show me.
629
00:17:05,585 --> 00:17:06,250
Take my shoe off.
630
00:17:06,336 --> 00:17:06,967
Okay, great.
631
00:17:07,053 --> 00:17:08,419
No, no I said-oh my, God.
632
00:17:08,504 --> 00:17:10,338
[gasps] Look at that.
633
00:17:10,423 --> 00:17:11,138
That is a hole.
634
00:17:11,224 --> 00:17:12,506
That is the hole.
635
00:17:12,592 --> 00:17:13,174
[nervous laughter] Busted.
636
00:17:13,259 --> 00:17:14,592
Those are my socks.
637
00:17:14,677 --> 00:17:17,261
I mean what kind of crazy person says
638
00:17:17,347 --> 00:17:18,729
they've never seen a pair of socks before
639
00:17:18,765 --> 00:17:21,098
and actually stole my socks.
640
00:17:21,184 --> 00:17:21,682
They're mine.
641
00:17:21,768 --> 00:17:22,316
Okay.
642
00:17:22,402 --> 00:17:22,983
Great.
643
00:17:23,069 --> 00:17:23,567
Of course they're yours.
644
00:17:23,603 --> 00:17:25,102
You are too much.
645
00:17:25,154 --> 00:17:26,270
Well you are really, really something, huh?
646
00:17:26,322 --> 00:17:26,687
Here you want your sock?
647
00:17:26,773 --> 00:17:27,488
Here.
648
00:17:27,573 --> 00:17:28,189
Yeah, I do want my sock.
649
00:17:28,274 --> 00:17:28,606
Thank you. Thank you.
650
00:17:28,691 --> 00:17:29,440
Fine.
651
00:17:29,525 --> 00:17:30,358
Can I have the other one?
652
00:17:30,443 --> 00:17:33,077
The left one is 100% mine.
653
00:17:35,581 --> 00:17:38,416
Taking the left sock... that is low.
654
00:17:38,451 --> 00:17:40,534
That is so low... but I'll
take the one that I have.
655
00:17:44,621 --> 00:17:45,653
Mrs. Foster?
656
00:17:45,739 --> 00:17:47,179
I just wanted to personally thank you
657
00:17:47,207 --> 00:17:49,374
so much for your donation.
658
00:17:49,409 --> 00:17:50,458
Your bag raised over
659
00:17:50,543 --> 00:17:52,794
$20,000 for the school.
660
00:17:52,879 --> 00:17:54,295
That's... that is crazy, actually.
661
00:17:54,381 --> 00:17:55,213
I know.
662
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,330
I'm gonna have my assistant set up
663
00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:58,332
an interview appointment
with you next week.
664
00:17:58,418 --> 00:18:01,302
Dean, if you'll allow me.
665
00:18:01,388 --> 00:18:03,721
My expertise is in handbags,
as you know I'm a buyer.
666
00:18:03,757 --> 00:18:04,589
This is what we'd call a
667
00:18:04,641 --> 00:18:06,174
"Louis Fou-ton."
668
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,675
Fake.
669
00:18:07,761 --> 00:18:08,893
Okay.
670
00:18:08,928 --> 00:18:11,179
This is just a crazy misunderstanding.
671
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,430
And I'm happy to explain it to you.
672
00:18:12,515 --> 00:18:13,147
That's a fake?
673
00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:14,233
Yeah.
674
00:18:14,234 --> 00:18:16,684
It's certainly not
worth $15-20,000-
675
00:18:16,770 --> 00:18:18,269
That's...
676
00:18:18,321 --> 00:18:19,604
let alone the $142 she
tried to bribe me with.
677
00:18:19,689 --> 00:18:20,738
That's a vicious lie.
678
00:18:20,774 --> 00:18:21,355
That is a lie.
679
00:18:21,441 --> 00:18:22,023
And you know it.
680
00:18:22,108 --> 00:18:22,774
You're turning red.
681
00:18:22,859 --> 00:18:23,441
I think this is...
682
00:18:23,526 --> 00:18:25,359
You're lying.
683
00:18:25,445 --> 00:18:26,694
Very uncomfortable for everyone here.
684
00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:27,862
I'm uncomfortable.
685
00:18:27,947 --> 00:18:29,614
Clearly, you're not what we're looking for
686
00:18:29,699 --> 00:18:32,533
and I think it's best if you
go and you don't come back
687
00:18:32,619 --> 00:18:33,785
and you can forget about that appointment.
688
00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:34,702
Okay?
689
00:18:34,788 --> 00:18:35,586
Okay.
690
00:18:35,622 --> 00:18:37,205
We're just gonna grab one more of
691
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:37,955
those little chocolate cake things
692
00:18:38,007 --> 00:18:38,756
and then we're leaving.
693
00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:39,792
You can leave.
694
00:18:42,796 --> 00:18:44,512
Mommy has bad news.
695
00:18:44,597 --> 00:18:46,714
You're not getting into Inner Smile,
696
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,467
but the good news is you're going
697
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,803
to public school down the street.
698
00:18:51,888 --> 00:18:54,472
And you are gonna to have the character
699
00:18:54,557 --> 00:18:56,441
I've always wanted you to have.
700
00:18:56,476 --> 00:18:58,059
Are you as excited as mommy is?
701
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:03,731
I mean, if I were you, I
would just tell her the truth.
702
00:19:03,817 --> 00:19:04,482
You know?
703
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:05,700
Are you kidding?
704
00:19:05,785 --> 00:19:06,818
Like there's gonna be
100 kids in your class,
705
00:19:06,903 --> 00:19:08,463
your teacher's not gonna know your name,
706
00:19:08,488 --> 00:19:09,654
your textbooks are gonna be used,
707
00:19:09,706 --> 00:19:11,739
you're gonna get your ass
kicked three days a week,
708
00:19:11,825 --> 00:19:14,158
but it's gonna build
character and that's important.
709
00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:15,293
So that part was true.
710
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:16,794
But don't say any of the rest of it.
711
00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:17,990
Do I need to home school her?
712
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:20,832
But for real, I do not want her going
713
00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:22,633
to Inner Smile with these a-hole kids.
714
00:19:22,669 --> 00:19:24,886
Like they are so spoiled,
they are such brats.
715
00:19:24,971 --> 00:19:26,504
They all turn out to be losers.
716
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:27,839
Yeah, totally homeschooling
her will make sure she's
717
00:19:27,891 --> 00:19:29,140
not a brat or a loser.
718
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:35,313
Getting feedback's really fun.
719
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:36,013
Oh, God.
720
00:19:36,099 --> 00:19:37,482
I'm nervous.
721
00:19:37,517 --> 00:19:39,798
Unlikeable is a word nobody
would ever use to describe me.
722
00:19:39,819 --> 00:19:41,686
'I don't pop.'
723
00:19:41,771 --> 00:19:44,021
Is the dumbest note I've ever gotten.
724
00:19:44,073 --> 00:19:44,856
I'm Rich.
725
00:19:44,941 --> 00:19:45,573
I'm Erin.
726
00:19:45,658 --> 00:19:47,024
I'd like to take you out.
727
00:19:47,076 --> 00:19:48,359
You get asked out, where does it come from?
728
00:19:48,444 --> 00:19:50,361
Going out with your camera crew
729
00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:52,363
and a guy in a wheelchair asks you out,
730
00:19:52,448 --> 00:19:54,582
you can't say no because
you're being filmed.
731
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:55,666
Are you guys on like a date?
732
00:19:55,702 --> 00:19:56,584
Yeah, yeah we are.
733
00:19:56,669 --> 00:19:57,335
Wow.
734
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,536
I'm here to see Rachel.
735
00:19:58,621 --> 00:19:59,954
What's going on?
736
00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:01,706
I have a big event.
737
00:20:01,791 --> 00:20:03,040
What do you have that
will just show it all?
738
00:20:03,126 --> 00:20:05,209
I want you to see my abs,
I want you to see my ass.
739
00:20:05,261 --> 00:20:06,677
I'm okay with a little nipple.
740
00:20:06,713 --> 00:20:07,461
[photographers shouting/overlapping]
741
00:20:07,547 --> 00:20:07,879
How do you do it all, Molly?
742
00:20:07,964 --> 00:20:08,964
Sara!
743
00:20:09,015 --> 00:20:09,797
Who are you again?
744
00:20:09,883 --> 00:20:11,098
Molly's best friends.
745
00:20:11,184 --> 00:20:13,304
Does she show up looking
like a hooker to your events?
746
00:20:13,353 --> 00:20:14,268
Can't hear you, with all the noises and...
747
00:20:14,354 --> 00:20:15,354
Totally.
748
00:20:15,378 --> 00:20:17,378
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