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So, uh...
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Shut up, everybody!
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And what do you mean,
Mother killed Woodhouse?
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- Me?
- Yes, you!
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- Yeah.
- Duh.
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Well, not, you know,
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not her personally,
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it was probably
that golem of hers.
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Mr. Zerk.
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It's obvious that Archer's
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bungled this whole thing,
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which means we need to do
a little... housekeeping.
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- Rgh?
- Mm-hmm.
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And don't bring back
a dirty shovel.
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Rrrgh...
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Oh, my God, if someone
doesn't bring me toast
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I will literally die.
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And how do you know about this?
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Oh, come on, everybody knows.
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Your partner got in too deep
on his dope bill,
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so she had that ape whack him.
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If I find out
you're lying to me...
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Why would I lie?
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That bitch...
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Well, you know what they say,
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you lie down with dogs,
you wake up with fl...
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Jesus!
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What! What's the big idea?
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The big idea is
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we're going to Dreamland,
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and you're all
gonna stay tied up
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until I find out the truth.
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Who keeps this much rope
in their trunk?
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Besides rapists?
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Uh, mountain climbers?
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Yeah, climbing up to their
mountaintop rape-shed.
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- Their what?
- How would that even work?
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Are the victims already up there, or...
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And the next person who talks...
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Son of a... What?
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No, I was... gonna say
rope salesmen.
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Oh, God!
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Anybody have a joke about socks?
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No? Okay, I got one.
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Um, "Sock sock."
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And then you say "Who's there?"
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Okay, then, I guess just pout.
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I-I don't understand.
Are you a cop?
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Uh, do I look like a cop?
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- N-no...
- And yet!
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I'm commandeering this vehicle!
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So listen... uh, I don't wanna
tell you how to live your life,
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but if I were you, I'd just
go ahead and jump out.
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And I'd do it sooner rather than...
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Later!
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Double double,
toil and trouble...
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Although if I'm being honest,
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it's really no trouble.
I love my work.
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Not as much as you do,
obviously.
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Alright, once my patient arrives...
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Well, speak of the devil.
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I was just... Oh, damn it,
what do you want?
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Rrrrgh!
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What?
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Rgh.
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- Well, don't bring it back dirty.
- Rrgh!
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Because it ruins it.
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Now sit down!
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Come on, I don't have
all goddamn day!
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I mean I do, but...
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Mm mmmf! Mmf mmfff mmf!
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- What?
- Mmff! Mmf mmf! Rrmmfmf!
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I can't understand a word
you're saying.
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Mm mmmf! Mmf mmfff mmf!
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Oh, my God.
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- What?
- Pfft, pfft.
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I don't know, I didn't really
have anything, I was just...
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- Mmf mmmf!
- Mmf mmmf!
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- Pfft, pfft! Ptuh! Pbbb!
- There! Happy?
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What the hell
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is going on here?
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- Aha!
- Aha what?
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Aha, um, hang on...
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Trexler?
Why the hell are you here?
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- I...
- Aha! Okay, I got it now. Sit down.
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I beg your pardon?
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Sit down!
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Well, somebody likes to chew
his cabbage twice...
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- Both of you!
- All right!
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Rudolph
the Rude-nosed Reindeer...
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Now then, would you mind
telling me
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what it is you think
you're doing?
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I think it might be some kinda
Hercule Poirot-type deal,
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where he gathers everybody
in the parlor.
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Have you lost your mind?
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Actually maybe, I dunno,
I haven't slept in like a week
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and I've been eating dexedrine
like candy, so...
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Are you seeing tracers yet?
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- I... no, shut up.
- What is this all about?
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It's about you,
killing my partner!
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What? Who told you that?
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- Trexler!
- Wh... Trexler, you dirty liar!
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Well, now, technically I said
your goon killed him, but...
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We had nothing to do with it!
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Oh, and I'm just supposed
to take your word?
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- You took his!
- Well?
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- Why would I have him killed?
- Because he owed you money!
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Okay, well think
about that statement.
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- Strangely illogical.
- Yeah.
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It's not like
he was walking around
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with the money in his belly.
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Then why'd you send me
down to Long Beach
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the night my office was robbed?
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- Burgled.
- Whatevered!
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- To spy on Trexler! We're competitors!
- I...
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Which is why, you idiot,
he's trying
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- to frame me for killing your partner!
- TREXLER:
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Slander!
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- Sue me!
- I got a half a mind to!
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- You've got half a mind, period.
- And all the burns.
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And if I could, I'd sue you
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for hijacking my truckload
of whores!
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- That wasn't me, either!
- Yeah, Poovey took 'em.
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- Godddammit.
- What?
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- Yeah, what?
- Oh, don't play dumb, Figgis!
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I'm not! I had no idea!
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- Or did he?
- Oh, you son of a bitch!
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Why ya throwin' me
under the bus?
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I am gonna go buy a bus, and
literally throw you under it,
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and then drive it back
and forth on your face!
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See?
Spoken like a true killer!
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Oh, like you're one to talk!
I got three men in the morgue!
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Again, that was Poovey.
- What?
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Goddammit!
- I mean...
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Well, some
people need to get shot!
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Case in point!
- Rrgh?
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Whoo! Hey, gang!
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What's happening?
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Are you kidding me?
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How are you here?
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Commandeered a vehicle.
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I mean how are you still alive?
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I dunno,
I guess just clean livin'!
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A-and how did you know
we were here?
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I didn't! No, no, this is just
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an almost
unbelievable coincidence.
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No, I'm actually just here
for my blue stuff.
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Your what?
- Um...
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So this is a little awkward.
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But he's actually my patient.
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- I don't care what he is...
- He's a goddamn robot!
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- Actually...
- Nobody smashes up my club!
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Mr. Zerk!
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Grrrrghh...
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Okay, but we gotta
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make this quick...
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Rarrrghh!
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'cause I'm about a quart low.
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A quart low on what?
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This! He has to have it to live!
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Yeah, so come on, Doc,
fill 'er up.
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Will somebody...
Archer, shoot him!
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- What? No, he's my life's work!
- Yeah.
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Plus it doesn't do any good.
Look.
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Owww!
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Dammit, Archer!
You did that on purpose!
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- Come on.
- Seriously?
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- What're you doing?
- Gettin' the hell outta here.
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- Wh...? No, you're not!
- Well, ya say that...
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Come on, man, jam it in there
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so I can start killing
these shitheads.
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What?
No, no, that's not what I...
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- Jam it!
- No!
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I won't have you become
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just another
mindless killing machine!
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How, could you possibly think
you're the boss of me?
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I'll show ya who's boss!
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How ya like that?
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- Meh.
- Well, then how about this!
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- Oof!
- Woooooo!
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Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on...
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I'm going as fast as I can!
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- What about me?
- What about you?
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Get me outta here
alive, all right?
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And the ransom money,
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- we'll call it even.
- Yeah.
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That's what you told Archer.
And look what good it did him!
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait...
- Rrrraagghhh!
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Ungh! Oh, my God,
that really hurt.
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Look at you, whining
like your little buddy.
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My what?
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Yeah. The little limey
dope-fiend.
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When I gut-shot him
and left him for dead.
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What?
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Aha! Probably
on Trexler's orders!
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What, no! I didn't...
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He didn't tell me to do it.
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Ow.
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I did it just to see
his light go out.
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Goddamn.
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Rrrraaaagh!
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Ungh!
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Plus he cut me off in traffic.
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You...
Rrrnnnngh!
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- I'm sorry, what was that?
- Grrnk!
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I couldn't hear you over
the sound of your Adam's apple
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grinding against your spine.
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- Grrnk...
- No, still nothin'.
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Hurry up!
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Jesus, you people would stand
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in a bread line
and ask for toast.
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Wait, there's toast?
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- What?
- Why would there be toast?
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- Why wouldn't there be?
- Stop it!
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Stop it! Don't you see?
You're better than this!
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You don't have to be a killer!
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You can use your power
for the good of all mankind!
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Yeah, I could.
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But I was a murderer before you
turned me into a freak,
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so, I don't know why you thought
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- this was gonna have a happy ending.
- But...
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Now go make me some blue stuff!
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Ngh!
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Is... is that your final answer?
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Not if I have to come over there.
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Well, I'm very
sorry to hear that.
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Aktion!
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- Oh, God!
- What is that?
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What-what is that?
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Sweet mother of God!
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Wait, what is this?
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Rrnk! Goddamn... rrnk!
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Ugh. Now I don't even know
if I want toast.
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Aaghhh! No, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait! Stop it! No!
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Holy shit. Glad I
don't have a flashback for that.
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Down! Down! Down! Goddammit, do
these muttz even speak Engl...
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- God!
- Jesus Christ!
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Achtung! Hunden! Aus! Aus!
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- Krieger?
- I don't... Hunden! Aus!
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Oh, for the...
Rrrrgh!
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Why on earth would you do that?
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They were ruining toast!
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Somebody do something.
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Well, I already
threw a chair, so...
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Then you go do something!
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Archer, shoot them!
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No! They're all I have left!
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You don't count!
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Rrrrghh!
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Rrrrrrghh!
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Aus! Aus!
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Rrrghh! Grrghh!
253
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Man, I don't
know who to root against.
254
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They saved your life!
255
00:11:51,426 --> 00:11:52,761
Still though.
256
00:11:54,796 --> 00:11:56,933
Nooooo!
257
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Rrrghh! Grrghh!
258
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Rrgh.
259
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You, you saved my life!
260
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Rrgh...
261
00:12:13,248 --> 00:12:17,386
And was it...
Was it because you love me?
262
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- Rrrgh.
- Oh, my God.
263
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That is... without a doubt,
264
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- the saddest thing I have ever heard.
- Rgh?
265
00:12:25,227 --> 00:12:27,296
I mean, in what kind
of crazy dream-world
266
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could we ever possibly
be together?
267
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Jesus Christ.
268
00:12:34,069 --> 00:12:36,472
- Should've shot her when I had the chance.
- Okay, well,
269
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:39,708
everything seems under control
here, so we'll just, um...
270
00:12:39,742 --> 00:12:41,611
Uh, where do you think
you're going?
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- Yeah. With my money!
- With my money!
272
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Well, thanks a lot, T-man!
273
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,550
- What?
- Drop the bag.
274
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:49,218
What did you call her?
275
00:12:49,251 --> 00:12:51,154
- T-man...
- Oh, hey, uh...
276
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,989
- But-but it's not what you think...
- Hey!
277
00:12:53,021 --> 00:12:54,991
- It-it means Treasury agent...
- Hey!
278
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:58,227
Oh. Although right about now I'm
guessing she wishes it didn't.
279
00:12:58,261 --> 00:13:00,630
- Son of a...
- Treasury agent?
280
00:13:00,663 --> 00:13:02,332
- Look...
- No, you look!
281
00:13:03,466 --> 00:13:04,768
Hey, be careful, it's got a...
282
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:05,669
- Zip it!
- I...
283
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,237
- I can explain!
- Yes.
284
00:13:07,270 --> 00:13:08,638
Please explain
what you've been doing
285
00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:10,472
in my bar for the past year.
286
00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:13,510
Because either you were
moonlighting as a singer
287
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,812
just to make ends meet
on a government salary,
288
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or you were working undercover
to bring me down!
289
00:13:18,613 --> 00:13:20,949
Or both!
Dun-dun-dun!
290
00:13:20,982 --> 00:13:24,186
Not helping!
But if I were undercover,
291
00:13:24,219 --> 00:13:26,655
obviously my agency would
be in the know,
292
00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:29,626
and so if anything
happened to me, you'd...
293
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,830
Lana! What the shit, Mother?
294
00:13:33,862 --> 00:13:37,132
I, I didn't mean to! This damn
thing's got a hair trigger!
295
00:13:37,165 --> 00:13:39,467
- That's what I was trying to tell you!
- When?
296
00:13:39,501 --> 00:13:40,370
Before!
297
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:42,204
Hair trigger my ass, gimme that!
298
00:13:42,237 --> 00:13:43,707
Oh, shit!
299
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,642
Lana!
300
00:13:45,674 --> 00:13:47,276
Man, that is a hair trigger.
301
00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:48,645
Goddammit, Poovey!
302
00:13:48,678 --> 00:13:49,879
How was that my fault?
303
00:13:49,911 --> 00:13:53,048
- La-Lana!
- Archer?
304
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,385
Shhh. You're gonna be okay.
305
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,520
Somebody call an ambulance!
306
00:13:57,553 --> 00:14:00,155
Ugh. I already threw a chair.
307
00:14:00,189 --> 00:14:02,958
Archer...
308
00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:04,126
I'm sorry.
309
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,563
Why-why-why are you sorry?
310
00:14:07,663 --> 00:14:09,833
I got blood on you.
311
00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:13,169
Well, I blew a load
on your dress, so...
312
00:14:13,202 --> 00:14:15,171
- Ungh!
- Poovey!
313
00:14:15,203 --> 00:14:16,506
I'm sorry! I...
314
00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:17,741
Poovey!
315
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,676
Goddammit! I...
316
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:22,212
- Drop the goddamn gun!
- Okay!
317
00:14:27,183 --> 00:14:28,650
Is she...
318
00:14:28,684 --> 00:14:31,654
- Yes!
- Whew!
319
00:14:31,687 --> 00:14:33,890
- What?
- What? I was asking if she's okay.
320
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:40,163
No, Poovey, she is the exact
opposite of okay! She's dead!
321
00:14:40,195 --> 00:14:41,764
Because she got shot seven times
322
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,501
and nobody could possibly
survive that!
323
00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:47,604
Not even in a parallel universe!
324
00:14:49,939 --> 00:14:51,841
What the hell
are you looking at?
325
00:14:51,873 --> 00:14:54,610
No, just...
Okay, so she's dead.
326
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:58,381
Yes! She's dead!
Forever and ever!
327
00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:01,918
On infinite earths!
328
00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:13,096
Shut up!
And gimme that!
329
00:15:13,128 --> 00:15:14,363
- Poovey, I'm giving you half.
- Of the money?
330
00:15:14,396 --> 00:15:15,464
- Wait a minute!
- Are you nuts?
331
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:16,766
But you have to promise to set
332
00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:18,635
those Chinese ladies
up in business.
333
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,737
Oh, my God,
I've got so many ideas!
334
00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:21,938
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
335
00:15:21,971 --> 00:15:24,474
who says you get to decide
who gets the money?
336
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,876
John Moses Browning.
337
00:15:26,909 --> 00:15:29,112
Well, news flash,
Mister Tough and Smart Guy,
338
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,415
you're out of ammo!
339
00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:36,086
Wh... Get him!
340
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,156
Duh-huh.
341
00:15:40,923 --> 00:15:42,325
Goddammit.
342
00:15:42,357 --> 00:15:43,660
- What?
- What is it?
343
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,061
There's no money.
344
00:15:45,093 --> 00:15:49,799
Just these weird German nudie
mags about sports and...
345
00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:51,067
implied incest.
346
00:15:51,099 --> 00:15:52,568
There's no incest!
347
00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:55,103
They're all just
really happy to be together,
348
00:15:55,136 --> 00:15:56,905
- and outside, and...
- Naked.
349
00:15:56,939 --> 00:15:59,476
Well, and healthy. As a family.
350
00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:01,978
Whatever.
Now is not the time.
351
00:16:02,011 --> 00:16:04,914
Oh, right.
Sorry, Father. Please continue.
352
00:16:04,947 --> 00:16:07,650
And do you, Cecil,
353
00:16:07,683 --> 00:16:11,187
take Trinette to be your
lawfully wedded wife?
354
00:16:11,219 --> 00:16:12,754
Mmmmmm...
355
00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:14,825
Ow! I do!
356
00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:21,397
So, I guess I'll see you around.
357
00:16:38,481 --> 00:16:42,018
And so that's pretty much that,
I guess. Vengeance-wise.
358
00:16:42,050 --> 00:16:44,720
And I, I don't know
if you feel avenged,
359
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,822
or if that even matters to you.
360
00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:51,093
Tell you what I do know,
is robot dogs? Jesus Christ.
361
00:16:54,029 --> 00:16:57,032
And I know the case took a long
time, but like you always said,
362
00:16:57,065 --> 00:16:59,035
I have a tendency to get
sidetracked.
363
00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:01,604
Which, honestly,
was kinda shitty of you.
364
00:17:03,672 --> 00:17:05,541
And the smart thing would've
been to read your envelope
365
00:17:05,574 --> 00:17:10,045
full of clues and then start
rampaging, but... holy shit,
366
00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:11,681
I wonder if that was your will.
367
00:17:13,381 --> 00:17:15,552
Although I can't imagine
you having anything
368
00:17:15,584 --> 00:17:17,152
that I would possibly want.
369
00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:19,155
I mean, I'll swing
by your apartment
370
00:17:19,188 --> 00:17:21,190
and take a look
around, but uh...
371
00:17:23,225 --> 00:17:27,863
What else, what else?
Oh, I brought you some heroin.
372
00:17:27,897 --> 00:17:29,999
Hopefully some kids won't
walk by and eat it.
373
00:17:30,032 --> 00:17:32,602
Oh, and also, uh, a rock.
374
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,069
I didn't know
if you were Jewish.
375
00:17:34,102 --> 00:17:35,337
We never talked about that.
376
00:17:35,371 --> 00:17:39,108
I guess mainly because you were
so weirdly private.
377
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,144
But even so, Woodhouse.
378
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,085
Oh, I'm gonna miss
the shit outta you.
379
00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:52,621
All right, I'll see ya.
380
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:56,391
I dunno, next week, or...
381
00:17:56,425 --> 00:17:59,629
uh, you know what,
let's play it by ear.
382
00:18:22,284 --> 00:18:23,419
What the...
Hello?
383
00:18:24,919 --> 00:18:26,555
Hello?
384
00:18:26,589 --> 00:18:29,597
Hey, where the hell
are you guys?
385
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:33,929
Hello? Hello?
Wait, what's this?
386
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:38,529
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