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(thunder rumbling) (screaming)
ARCHER: Goddamn it, Ray. Are you drunk?
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RAY: No, dumbass, are you?
ARCHER: No.
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LANA: Although not for lack of trying.
ARCHER: Exactly, that's my
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whole point. (retching)
CYRIL: Oh, how can you drink
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rum with all this turbulence?
ARCHER: Oh, my God! That's my whole point!
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MALORY: Enough already! My God,
are you people paid by the word?
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It's bad enough I'm packed into this
flying boxcar with you... (gasping)
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...without all this incessant bickering.
It's like I'm stuck on a school
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bus with the worst driver on the planet!
(Ray muttering)
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What was that? ARCHER: It is
kind of like a school bus.
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LANA: When have you ever been on a bus?
ARCHER: No, from the movies.
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We've got the whole Breakfast Club in here.
I'm Emilio Estevez.
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Cyril's obviously Anthony Michael Nerd.
Mother, you're Paul Gleason.
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Krieger's the loose cannon, Judd
Nelson, and Lana, you're... um...
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LANA: Wait, seriously? Molly Ringwald.
ALL: Eh...
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LANA: Oh, my God. MALORY: What
the hell are you talking about?
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ARCHER: Mother, hush. Lana, come on, if any
of you ISIS women is Molly Ringwald...
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CYRIL: It's obviously Cherlene.
KRIEGER: Totally.
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LANA: What? ARCHER: Yes, she's
the rich one, she's a redhead...
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LANA: So, what, you think I'm Ally Sheedy?
MALORY: Are you all just
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saying random words? CYRIL: Ally Sheedy
would've been way more likely to get
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pregnant in high school. KRIEGER:
Had there been a sequel.
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ARCHER: God forbid. KRIEGER: Right?
CYRIL: And as for who's the
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hot one... LANA: Wait, what, of us?
I'm the hot one!
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ALL: Eh... LANA: Oh, my God.
CHERLENE: Oh, get over
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yourself! (muttering) PAM: Shh!
Will you shut up?
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CHERLENE: Oh, please. She knows
we're in here. PAM: She will if you
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don't shut up. MALORY (sighs):
Pam, I know you're in there.
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PAM: No, we're not. But if we are, which
I don't admit to, which Breakfast
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Clubber am I? ARCHER: Hmm, I guess
the janitor everybody thinks is
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gross but turns out to be cool. PAM: Aw.
CHERLENE (laughs): I love
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that you take that as a compliment.
(farts)
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PAM: So, can we get out of the crate now?
MALORY: No, but as it seems
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we've arrived at a pause in the idiocy, let's
recap the plan for when we land in San Marcos.
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LANA: Yeah, because I'm curious how we tell
Calder?n we turned six million dollars'
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worth of cocaine into one million
dollars' worth of weapons.
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MALORY: That's the CIA's problem.
Calder?n doesn't care.
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It's all gravy to him. ARCHER: Yeah, Lana.
I was actually wondering that
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myself. MALORY: All that matters
is that Calder?n pays us for this
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shipment. Then we use the profits to
buy more weapons, which we sell to
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him to make more profits to buy
more weapons. Blah, blah, blah.
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CYRIL (scoffs): Lana, for God's sakes,
it's Econ 101. MALORY: Cyril, don't be
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shitty. ARCHER: Yeah, Cyril!
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER: Tower
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to unidentified aircraft, you are now
entering restricted San Marcos airspace.
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Identify yourself. RAY: Uh, guys?
ARCHER: Just tell them Slater
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sent us. LANA: You think that's a
good idea, flying into a war zone,
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telling them we're with the CIA?
ARCHER: If Slater even was CIA.
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MALORY: Now, he's the one who teabagged
you? (Pam growls suggestively)
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ARCHER (scoffs): Beanbagged. MALORY:
Oh, whichever. ARCHER: It's a fairly
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important distinction. LANA: Sorry,
can I be a nag for a second?
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ARCHER: Oh, my God, Lana, I've
had only, like, eight drinks.
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LANA: Okay, not that, but wait, really?
ARCHER: Yeah, I've totally
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cut back, and not that it's any of your
beeswax, but I've also cut back on... you know.
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MALORY: On what? Sterling, with you,
that could almost literally be anything.
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ARCHER: Anonymous sex, if you must know.
MALORY: Ew!
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AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER: Beechcraft,
please identify. RAY: Guys?
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LANA: Really? ARCHER: I've totally,
relatively cleaned up my act.
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So maybe keep that in mind when you're
choosing godparents. (Lana laughs)
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LANA: I will, Archer. I really will.
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER:
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Beechcraft, identify. RAY: Guys!
ARCHER: Goddamn it, tell him
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Slater sent us. LANA: Wait, wait,
wait, wait. RAY: Tower, this is
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Beechcraft. LANA: Ray!
RAY: Uh, Slater sent us?
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(groans) AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER:
Beechcraft, you are clear for
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landing. LANA: Thank you
for hearing my concerns.
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ARCHER: Jesus, will you relax?
(gulping)
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(belches) (groans) (sighs)
What's the worst that
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could happen? (tires squealing)
TROOPS: Get on the ground!
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(indistinct shouting) ARCHER: Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
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(shouting continues) LANA: Way
to go, Gilligan. (gunshot)
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CALDER?N: Silencio! Who is in charge here?
COMANDANTE: Se?or Presidente,
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I... CALDER?N: Not you,
you baboon-faced baboon.
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I am obviously talking to these gringos, and also,
if I am here, then you are obviously not in
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charge. COMANDANTE: I...
(gunshots)
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(gun clicking) (gunshot)
CALDER?N: And to repeat,
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who is in charge here? ARCHER: That would
be... CALDER?N: Because they are to
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blame for this shipment of weapons being
late. ARCHER: Her, that older woman
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down there with the more or less permanent
scowl. MALORY: Se?or Presidente, it
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is such an honor to meet you. I'm
Malory Archer. CALDER?N: Wow.
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MALORY (chuckles): Well, thank you.
Anyhoo, hello?
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CALDER?N: So, the stories are true.
KRIEGER: What stories?
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I... no, not what, huh? Damn
it, man, I was sleepwalking.
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CALDER?N: Eh? (muttering in
agreement) KRIEGER: Hey, what's
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going on? CYRIL (sighs):
Maybe you're their god.
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(gasps) CALDER?N: Okay,
all but him, arrest.
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(indistinct talking) MALORY: Without
even checking the merchandise?
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(snapping) (groaning)
Although not that particular
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merchandise. (Pam and Cherlene
shouting) (guns clicking)
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(speaking Spanish)
(shouting) (gunshots)
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CHERLENE: Goddamn it! Who the hell drilled
my box?! ARCHER: So, we're just done
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with phrasing, right? That's
not a thing anymore? (gasps)
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I know, right? CALDER?N: Cherlene.
CHERLENE: What?!
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ALL: Wait, what?! ARCHER:
Yeah, seriously, what?
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CALDER?N: "Outlaw Country," "Hoochie Coochie
Coochie Man," "Travis County Limitado."
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I am... I am your biggest fan. Please,
we go to the presidential palace?
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PAM: I'm fine, too, by the way.
ARCHER: Oh, great.
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LANA: That's good. CALDER?N: Please, come,
come. Come, come, come, come, come.
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ARCHER: So, phrasing's just dead then?
LANA: What is your...?
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Wait, are you drunk? ARCHER
(scoffs): Please. Off 12 drinks?
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CALDER?N: Viva Cherlene! Viva Cherlene!
TROOPS (chanting): Cherlene!
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Cherlene!
LANA: Wait a minute, you said eight drinks!
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(chuckles) ARCHER: I lied.
I mean, yes, eight.
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TROOPS: Cherlene! Cherlene!
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PAM (laughing): Holy dickballs!
I mean, I mean, I mean, just
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holy....
LANA: Dickballs. Yes, Pam, I got it.
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CALDER?N: Are you sure? The room is okay?
CHERLENE: Yeah, it's fine, whatever.
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CALDER?N: I-I cannot believe
it is actually you.
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Here in my palace, I mean... CHERLENE:
Yeah, it's blowing your mind, huh?
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CALDER?N: Boom! (laughing): Yeah.
Can I please bring you anything?
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A freshly squeezed juice, a cocktail,
a sandwich of your own choosing?
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CHERLENE: Don't you, like,
have a war to go to? (scoffs)
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CALDER?N: It's in the mountains far, far
away where we will crush the communist rebel
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dogs! Especially now that we are
once again receiving weapons.
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MALORY: Yoo-hoo! And about that, I was
hoping that you and I could discuss
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our terms? CALDER?N: I... but Cherlene?
MALORY: Is exhausted.
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As is my drink. (sighs)
CYRIL: Why do we always have
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to share a room? RAY: The sinister gay
cabal, Cyril, you have fallen victim to
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the sinister gay cabal. CYRIL: Okay,
you know... RAY: I don't know why we
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always get stuck together. But I kind of
don't mind it. CYRIL: Hmm, actually I don't
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either, now that I think...
RAY: Queer! (laughs)
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(rhythmic zipping) (rhythmic
shaking) ARCHER:
Apache
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Helicopters We should sell
those 'Cause I'm a ropper.
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(laughs) Ropper...
Wow, that's awful.
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But so far, being an international
arms dealer is not.
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I could get extremely used to this.
Matt, Joel, hi, shut up.
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Let's set up lunch with Adnan
Khashoggi, I... (knocking)
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(door opens) Whoa, whoa, uh, uh, oh,
I ju... oh, ah, I just... (chuckles)
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I... oh, got a, I got a... whoa,
ho, ho, ho, oh, ho, ho, oh, no!
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(metal clanging)
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(clears throat) Uh, may I help you?
MAID: I'm sorry to bother
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you, sir. ARCHER: No, no, you didn't,
aren't, or rather you couldn't,
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or still haven't, I... MAID: I
thought you might need more towels.
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ARCHER: Oh, uh, no. I-I think
I'm okay for right now.
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(buttons popping) Although that being
said, it's better to be safe than
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sorry, at least with regards to towels.
(buttons popping)
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But only towels. KRIEGER:
Hey, are there more towels?
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Hey, are there more towels? Hey, are
there more...? CYRIL: You realize this
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isn't a hotel, right? LANA: And even if
it were, that is not how you'd go about
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getting towels! PAM: Who are you,
Princess... hang on... Lana?
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LANA: Well played. PAM: I've got crate lag.
LANA: And where are you
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going with that? PAM: Ice machine.
CIL: Ooh, hey, I could use
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some ice. KRIEGER: Oh, and if you see
a housekeeping cart, can you grab
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me some towels? PAM: Yep!
KRIEGER: You're not going to,
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are you? PAM: Nope!
KRIEGER: Goddamn it.
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Ha, hee, cold, cold, cold... LANA:
And there, but for the grace of...
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Hey, get me fizzy water!
(Pam farts, laughs) Thanks!
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MALORY: I'm sorry? CALDER?N: Tanks?
MALORY: For?
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CALDER?N: Hmm. Hmm...
Maybe to start?
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MALORY: I... defer to you? CALDER?N:
Then yes, I think to start.
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(cork pops) Yes? MALORY: Oh.
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Yes, please. CALDER?N: But
soon I think more, no?
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MALORY: Well, I should hope so.
Or is that not...?
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CALDER?N: No, please, of course, I
am willing to do whatever it takes.
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Anything. MALORY: Well,
then that makes two of us.
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CALDER?N: Wait, really? Anything?
MALORY: Yes?
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CALDER?N: Gas? MALORY: I'm sorry?
CALDER?N: You have gas?
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MALORY: Wha...? No! CALDER?N: Oh, my
God, oh, my God, oh, my God, sorry, I'm
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sorry, I'm sorry, I thought you...
MALORY: No! For the... No!
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CALDER?N: I misunderstood. I apologize.
MALORY: And well you should!
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CALDER?N: And well I do! Please forgive me.
MALORY: I mean...
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PAM: What a frickin' clip joint.
KRIEGER: No towels.
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PAM: No ice machine. (Cherlene
screams) CHERLENE: No towel machine?!
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PAM: Yeah, right? CHERLENE:
What is this-- Escape Fro..?
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Wait, are we still in New York, or...?
CYRIL: What?
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No, we're in Central America.
(gasps) CHERLENE: Oh, my God!
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We did it! We're free!
PAM: Do...?
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CHERLENE: Outlaw different
country woooooo!
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PAM: Sometimes I worry about her.
CYRIL: Eh.
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KRIEGER: Ooh, hang on, maybe this is it.
PAM: I don't know.
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It looks kind of... KRIEGER: Ugh, Pam,
they can't leave valuable towels and ice
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just lying around. Hotel
profit margins are very thin.
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(gasps) Oh, oh, oh...
(muffled yelling)
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(screams)
(all crying)
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Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. CYRIL:
Krieger? What'd you, see a ghost?
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PAM: Oh, my God, please say yes.
ARCHER: All right, is
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that happy hour I smell? CALDER?N:
Yes, Mr. Archer. Please join us.
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Your mother and I are drinking wine
that belonged to Benjamin Franklin.
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MALORY: We are? CALDER?N: And discussing
a shipment of four American tanks.
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MALORY: Oh, tanks! ARCHER: Thanks.
Tanks? MALORY: We do tanks!
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We can do anything, as long as you're
willing to pay. CALDER?N: Me... me pay?
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MALORY: Good, then it's settled.
ARCHER: If you say so,
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Mother. CALDER?N: No, no, no, I'm
sorry, I-I thought this was why
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the CIA was buying my cocaine. To sell to the
American black people, to make the money to buy
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the weapons to give me to fight
the comunistas. MALORY: Exactly.
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ARCHER: Wait, what? Why wouldn't they
just...? MALORY: Sterling, shut up
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and let me handle this. Because the
problem, Gustavo... CALDER?N: Ooh.
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MALORY: I'm sorry, may I call you Gustavo?
CALDER?N: No.
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MALORY: The problem, Se?or Presidente,
the problem, you see, the problem is...
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is the White House has lost faith
in your ability to win this war!
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CALDER?N: Ooh. MALORY: And so, if you
want any more weapons, you'll have to
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pay for them in cash. CALDER?N: Ooh!
MALORY: Starting now.
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CALDER?N: No, no, but I cannot afford
to do this! MALORY: Oh, please.
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Look at you, drinking Ben Franklin's
wine like it's Kool-Aid, surrounded by
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priceless art... Not this one obviously,
but... CALDER?N: Oh, no, this one
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cost 40 millions. MALORY AND ARCHER: What?!
CALDER?N: Yes, it is an Ivan
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Blitko. So we have, in this area,
these very geometric shapes, in these
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very bold colors here, and then the thick black
lines are coming here, always drawing the eye to
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here, and then, over everything... just
white. Just layer after layer after
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layer of pure white. Until you can
see nothing of the painting below.
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Not even with an infrared camera.
MALORY: So... what's the
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point? CALDER?N: The point? What
is the point of a beautiful
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woman? And speaking of!
JULIANA (chuckles): Hello, darling.
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CALDER?N: My wife.
(Archer grunting)
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(gulps)
(burps)
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MALORY: Sterling! Where are your manners?
ARCHER: Probably in my room,
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so I should go there right now and
find them. CALDER?N: No, no, no, no,
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no, please stay. Mi amor, may I present to you
Sterling Archer, and also his charming mother Malory.
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JULIANA: Juliana Calder?n.
MALORY: A pleasure to meet you, Juliana.
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JULIANA: Oh.
MALORY: I'm sorry, may I call you...
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JULIANA: No. CALDER?N: Uh,
darling, how was your afternoon?
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JULIANA: Exhausting.
ARCHER: Mmm.
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JULIANA: So hot and sweaty. To
be honest, I'm ARCHER: Mmm.
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really quite sore.
CALDER?N: You see?
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This is why I disapprove. Juliana sometimes
goes among the servants, pretending to be a
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maid, or working in the laundry, even
one time helping to carry some rocks?
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MALORY: Oh, how... JULIANA:
Inspiring, really. MALORY: Mmm.
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CALDER?N: I was just showing them the
Blitko. JULIANA: Do you like what you
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see, Mr. Archer? ARCHER: You know,
so much that... I-I'm gonna go write
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about it in my art journal! CALDER?N: She
is going to bring us some tanks, so that we
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may crush the rebel dogs. Did
they tell you what is for dinner?
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CYRIL: Clones? KRIEGER: Yes, clones!
My God, it was like looking
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in... several mirrors! PAM: Oh,
man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man...
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KRIEGER: Archer! ARCHER: What?!
KRIEGER: Ow, ah, hang on...
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gotta stitch... oh... ARCHER: Damn it, I
don't have time for... wait, Pam, did you
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find an ice machine? PAM: Huh-uh.
Ow, hang on... (groans)
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ARCHER: Goddamn it... PAM: Clones!
ARCHER: What?
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CYRIL: Krieger says-- ow, hold on...
ARCHER: Goddamn it!
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CYRIL: Krieger says he saw a bunch
of clones! ARCHER: Of what?
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KRIEGER: Of me! We're running to find them.
PAM: Wait, what?
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I thought we were running away from them!
ARCHER: Hang on, shut up,
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hold that thought. KRIEGER:
Guys, come on, let's go!
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PAM: Not without a bunch of garlic and
some wooden stakes. KRIEGER: What...?
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They're clones, not vampires! PAM:
It doesn't matter to the stake!
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KRIEGER: What're you... we can't kill them!
PAM: Well, not now.
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We wait till morning and then murder
them in their coffins. Cyril?
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Thoughts? CYRIL: I just really wish
I hadn't come on this stupid trip.
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But since I did... KRIEGER: Taaaaanks!
You jerks.
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(muffled scream)
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(muffled scream) (Lana sighs)
LANA: Don't even want to
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know. ARCHER: Lana! Lana!
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Oh, my God, you gotta help me! LANA: Oh,
for the... there is no ice machine!
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ARCHER: Okay, not that, but A) a palace
this big definitely has an ice machine,
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maybe not in the hall, but it's not
like they make ice with trays.
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B)... LANA: "B" is hey, shut up,
because I want to talk to you
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about that thing where you said you're cleaning
up your act. ARCHER: Which I'm actually
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pretty serious about, by the way, but right
now I want to talk about this other thing
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where I just banged Calder?n's wife.
Lana?
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LANA: Uh, hang on. Okay.
(clears throat)
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Why would you do that?! ARCHER: I...
I'm sorry, do you mean where?
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LANA: No, Archer, I mean why! What
happened to no more anonymous sex?
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ARCHER: It wasn't anonymous, Lana.
I thought she was the maid.
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LANA: Why would you think that?!
ARCHER: I'm sorry, do you
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mean why? LANA: Wh... Yes! Why?!
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ARCHER: Uniform, towels, the usual maid
stuff! LANA: The... whoa-whoa-whoa-
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whoa, back up. What is your
definition of anonymous sex?
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ARCHER: I don't know, bird masks?
LANA: What?
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ARCHER: Or a woman you literally
bump into on the train.
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Or the ferry. Or in a port-a-john
at the Preakness that time, but not
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somebody who works directly for a
president, I can tell you that.
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I mean, we're talking major security clearance,
so you got to assume there's a pretty
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thorough vetting process for... that...
you know... LANA: You done?
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ARCHER: Hang on. Yes?
LANA: Okay. So.
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Here's my advice. (grunts,
moans) Do with it as you will.
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(Archer moans, coughs) (groaning)
CHERLENE: Hey, are you going
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to this dinner? (retches)
Or did you already eat...
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crayons? JULIANA: Should
we not just start?
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(clears throat) CALDER?N: Not
until the guest of honor arrives.
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CHERLENE: Woooooo-hoo! (Calder?n
gasps) CALDER?N: Yes, yes, yes, yes,
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yes, yes, come, come, come, come,
come, come, because I am pulling out!
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CHERLENE: Phrasing, boom!
ARCHER: Thank you. (moans)
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LANA: How's the balls? ARCHER: Ruined?
I'm pretty sure?
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CALDER?N: Okay, you sit there.
Uh... you.
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Up. MALORY: I beg your pardon?
CALDER?N: Get up.
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Come on, move it, up, up, up! MALORY: Well,
of all the... CALDER?N: Please, Cherlene.
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Everyone, raise a glass, and join me to toast
Cherlene! Because-- and I happen to know
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this for a fact-- her debut album has
now officially sold one million copies!
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(Malory shrieks) (others
cheering) CYRIL: Yay!
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CHERLENE: How? It came out,
like, yesterday. CALDER?N: Yes!
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Amazing! A toast. CHERLENE:
No, like literally
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yesterday. CALDER?N: And
now it is platinum.
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A toast! CHERLENE: I just
don't see how it's possible.
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(forklift beeping) (many forklifts
beeping) CALDER?N: It doesn't matter
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how! A toast! PAM: Hear, hear!
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(murmurs of agreement) CALDER?N: And also
let us not forget my brave soldiers, yes,
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out there, fighting those rebel dogs,
far away! PAM: And plus that one right
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there. COMANDANTE: Se?or Presidente!
The rebels have broken through
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our lines!
They...
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They are now within mortar range!
(screaming)
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CHERLENE: Oh, my God! It's starting!
MALORY: What is?
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CHERLENE: Cherlenemania! LANA: It's
a mortar attack! CHERLENE: I know!
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How frickin' outlaw country
is that?!
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I'll burn it down
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I'll burn it down to the ground
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