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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Dear.
You having a hard time
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adjusting to high school?
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I'm having a hard time
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adjusting to Earth.
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Hey, doofus.
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Who's going to church
with me tomorrow?
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I'll go with you, Mom.
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You don't believe in God.
Nope,
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but I believe in Mom.
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Look at my face.
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Tell me what you see.
That you're old.
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I said put me down!
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I have a tough time
making friends, too.
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Well, good luck on your quest
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to find a friend.
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Tell me where it hurts.
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"If it's funny, it's a Bazinga."
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What a charming
young man.
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Kook.
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Did you tell my granddaughter
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she can't
play baseball?
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Meemaw got a date
with the coach.
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Why Sheldon Cooper
should go to college.
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Cheese.
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You be Spock. I'll be Kirk.
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Aye, Captain.
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Greetings, Mother.
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Are you running a gambling room
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in the back of the Laundromat?
No.
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Please stop running.
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I love you.
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Sorry. That was a little hard.
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I'm Georgie.
Mandy.
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I'm pregnant.
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She's here.
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Dad, we need to get out
of the car.
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Connie, I'm so sorry.
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I'm going to MIT.
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Caltech?
Caltech.
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It had been 27 days
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since my father's funeral,
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and everyone was still
understandably out of sorts.
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Finish up, we got
to get to church.
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We already went
Wednesday and Thursday.
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Isn't that enough?
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Jesus died for you.
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He didn't ask
if that was enough.
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Please let us
come live with you.
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Just give her some time.
She'll settle down.
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Do we really
have to go?
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Yes, you really
have to go.
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Even as a child,
I was always doing things
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to make other people happy.
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Doing things to make
other people happy?
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You've got to be
kidding me.
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Don't read over
my shoulder.
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Well, are you writing your
memoir or a fantasy novel?
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For your information, the word
"memoir" comes from "memory,"
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and these memories
are mine.
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And since when do you
go out of your way
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to make other people happy?
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How about once a year
on your birthday?
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Other than that, when?
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All the time.
Sheldon,
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while I was giving birth,
you Zoomed in to a seminar.
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You were taking forever
to dilate,
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and I had
already made
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my contribution
to the project.
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Which, need I remind you,
was on your birthday.
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I would love
to dissect your brain
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to see which part is missing.
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Or you'll find
an all-new structure
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no one's ever seen before,
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an evolutionary leap forward.
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Don't push me,
I have a bone saw.
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All these years,
and the passion is still there.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Let me remind you that
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Emmanuel means
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"God with us,"
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and I promise you,
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he is.
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Now, let's all
bow our heads
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in silent prayer.
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What is that?
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It's my new laptop.
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Dr. Sturgis and
Dr. Linkletter
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gave it to me as
a graduation gift.
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Why is it here?
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It's a laptop. This
is where my lap is.
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Does it have
games on it?
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Solitaire
and Minesweeper.
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Let me try.
No.
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Put it away.
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Coopers?
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Is there an issue?
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No, no. Keep praying.
We'll, catch up.
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Sheldon, what you got there?
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An IBM ThinkPad.
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Does that seem appropriate
for church?
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It's a miracle
of technology.
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Luddites, this is
a portable computer.
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50 megahertz
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of processing power,
four megabytes of RAM.
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Behold and worship.
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What a mischievous imp I was.
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We should start getting ready.
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Hold on.
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Want to see something neat?
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Is it you starting to get ready
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for your son's hockey game?
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Because that would be neat.
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I'm not going to that.
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But check this out.
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My first laptop from 1994.
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Terrific. What do you mean
you're not going?
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Children on skates hitting
a rubber puck with a stick.
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Why would I want to see that?
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Because Leonard is your son,
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and he is one of those children.
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This is why I wanted to wait
until cloning was possible.
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Because the old-fashioned way
got us a hockey player.
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Get dressed.
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But I'm busy.
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I'm writing about my
last few days in Texas
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before going to Caltech.
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It's very emotional.
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I can see that.
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Hit the showers.
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I'm right in the middle.
Mom's going off the rails,
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I'm holding the whole
family together.
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This is riveting stuff.
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Well, I am leaving in an hour
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and you are coming with me.
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Stop it.
You are not sick.
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You're not that kind of doctor.
You don't know.
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Is this what you do
when I'm not here?
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You could've walked in
on a lot worse.
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Hey, how's it going over there?
Well, about as good
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as you could hope.
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Just worried
about Mary.
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Is she hitting
the bottle?
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Hitting the
Bible, hard.
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Well, that's not that bad.
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Well, she's pushing away
her children
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just when they need her
the most.
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Other than being there for them,
what else can you do?
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I don't know.
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Hey, you know, when I was young
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and lost and mad at the world,
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picking up a guitar kept me
from going down a bad road.
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So, what're you saying?
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Missy and Sheldon
should form a band?
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Worked for the Carpenters.
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Put some pants on.
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♪ I got no pants ♪
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♪ On my legs. ♪
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Why is there still
a placemat there?
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That's your
father's seat.
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But he's not here.
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He's here in spirit.
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No, he's not.
Shut up, Sheldon.
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Chicken's good, Mary.
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Thank the Colonel.
I wasn't up to cooking.
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11 secret herbs and spices.
It's a delicious mystery.
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Mandy, did you change the topic
to fried chicken
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because my topic
was awkward?
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I did.
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And is it awkward
that I'm bringing it up again?
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It's getting there.
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It's not
a magic chair,
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anyone can sit there,
and even if
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spirits existed,
which they don't,
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they can't call dibs
on furniture.
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If I sit in it, will you please
stop talking about it?
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I suppose so.
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Fine.
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No. Don't do it. Stop!
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Thank you.
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There's something
I have been thinking about
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that I would like
you kids to consider.
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I want you both
to get baptized.
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This is some
good chicken.
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See how I changed the subject
when Mom made it awkward?
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No, I am serious.
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This is important.
It is about saving your souls.
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I'm not doing it.
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Me neither.
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It ain't no big deal.
I did it.
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Really?
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Yeah, he kissed a girl
in the tub,
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and she punched him in the face.
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Really?
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I'm gonna say pepper's
one of the secret spices.
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That leaves ten.
Okay,
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enough changing
the subject.
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You two are
getting baptized,
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and that is the end
of the discussion.
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You can't make us.
End of discussion.
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So, tell me about
this girl you kissed.
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Can we please talk
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about something else?
Fine.
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Her name was
Veronica Duncan,
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and he was madly in love
with her for years.
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End of discussion.
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She kind of looked like you.
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Except taller and younger.
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Hey. What
you watching?
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Nothing.
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Where's your mom?
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I don't know.
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Probably church, again.
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Yeah, I guess she's been
a little extra...
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Nutty?
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Religious.
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She dragged me to church
three times this week.
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You know who goes
to church on Thursdays?
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Who?
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Losers.
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Sorry.
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Hey, why don't we get out
of here and do something?
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Like what?
I don't know,
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something fun.
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Can we go to a bar?
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No.
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Tattoo parlor?
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No.
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Do you even know
what fun is anymore?
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No.
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You okay?
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I'm fine. Just talking with God.
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He say something to upset you?
'Cause I'll give him what for.
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Georgie, that is disrespectful.
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Sorry. Just trying
to cheer you up.
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If you really want
to cheer me up,
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help convince your brother
and sister to get baptized.
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I already told them I did it.
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You treated it
like it was a joke.
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Everyone in this family
is treating it like it's a joke
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and it's not.
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Okay.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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Meemaw, it's Georgie.
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I'm worried about Mom.
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Look, I just want to say
I'm-I'm really sorry
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for what you're
going through.
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People keep saying
they're sorry.
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It's so stupid.
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Okay. I'm sorry.
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Sorry.
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I just want you to know
that I'm here for you
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if you need anything.
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I mean, after all,
we are sisters... in-law.
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Anything?
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Like a dad who's not dead
and a mom who's not crazy?
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Okay, now, crazy moms,
that one I know.
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I actually have
the Girl Scout badge.
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I can't talk to her
about anything.
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It's all about
Jesus and God,
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and now, she wants me
to get baptized.
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00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,086
Come on, I mean, she's going
through a tough time, too.
267
00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,520
Sorry.
268
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:24,424
Okay, that's the last one,
all right? I'm sorry. Sorry.
269
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:04,832
Hey, what ya doing?
270
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,633
Packing my things
for California.
271
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,435
You're taking your toy trains?
272
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:09,803
They're not toys.
273
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:10,916
They're historically
accurate facsimiles.
274
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,605
They go "woo woo"
275
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,107
when you press
the button, right?
276
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,643
They're not joyless facsimiles.
277
00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,611
Okay, well,
278
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,313
I'll see ya later.
279
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,413
Where are you going?
280
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,017
To the cemetery
to visit your dad.
281
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,319
I don't suppose
you want to join me?
282
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,454
He's not there.
283
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,656
I know he's not there,
he's in heaven.
284
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,424
Because he got baptized.
285
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,762
Kudos on the rhetorical ambush.
286
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:37,275
Although, if he's in heaven, why
are you going to the cemetery?
287
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,297
Ha, gotcha.
288
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,600
Sheldon,
if you don't believe in baptism,
289
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,069
what's the harm?
290
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,071
The harm? You're asking me
to get in a big tub
291
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,839
of un-chlorinated human filth.
292
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,741
Peg cleans it.
Does she?
293
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,409
Peg says she cleans it.
294
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,879
And if that is
what is stopping you,
295
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,947
I will personally scrub it out.
296
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,615
Mother, I can't be a hypocrite.
297
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,217
This ritual is just
298
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,419
superstitious nonsense
to make you feel better.
299
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:02,089
And you taking
all your things to college
300
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,091
isn't just
to make you feel better?
301
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,726
You're on your game today.
302
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,162
That mean you'll get baptized?
303
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,630
I gazed lovingly at her.
304
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,800
I thought about
how much she had been through
305
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,435
and how much
this would mean to her
306
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,637
and then I said...
307
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,940
"Not a chance, lady."
308
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,243
Pulitzer.
309
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,078
I thought you were
taking a shower.
310
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,381
I thought I was, too, but
the muse had other plans.
311
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,117
What are you wearing?
312
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,584
It's a hockey jersey.
313
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:32,786
Here, I got you one.
314
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,988
I'm not wearing
this silly thing.
315
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,389
When I first met you, you bought
316
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,191
all of your shirts
from a comic book store.
317
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,993
And I'd still be wearing them
318
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,462
if they hadn't
mysteriously disappeared.
319
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,998
Sheldon,
320
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,034
I know you're
not a fan of sports,
321
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,869
but it would mean
so much to Leonard to have
322
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,804
his father in the stands
supporting him.
323
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,339
He knows I love him
324
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,875
despite his foolish
and embarrassing hobby.
325
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,409
Sheldon, it is not a hobby--
326
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,610
End of discussion.
327
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:58,778
Do not tell--
328
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,513
End!
329
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,017
March your cute behind upstairs
330
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,219
and get in that shower.
331
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,856
Fine.
332
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,892
But that doesn't mean I'm going.
333
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,928
It means I value
good hygiene.
334
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:18,931
Hey.
335
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,001
Funny meeting you here.
336
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,336
Brought George a Lone Star.
337
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:26,239
That's nice,
but they don't drink in heaven.
338
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,510
Then let's not let that
go to waste.
339
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,845
How'd you know I was here?
340
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,380
Sheldon.
341
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,882
Yeah.
342
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,783
I'm worried about him.
343
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,818
He's worried
about you.
344
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,820
I'm worried about you.
345
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,156
Me? I'm doing fine.
346
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,525
Jesus is helping me through.
347
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,660
I don't question that.
348
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:51,364
But I do question why
you're not spending more time
349
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,799
with your son
350
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,767
who's leaving in a few days,
351
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,603
and your daughter
352
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:59,072
who may be leaving as we speak.
353
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,307
She's doing okay.
354
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,009
She's not.
You just don't know that
355
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,211
'cause you're spending
all your time praying.
356
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,413
I'm praying for them.
357
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,115
Mary...
358
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:11,051
they don't need your prayers.
359
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,486
They need their mother.
360
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,222
And I need to know
361
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,090
that their souls are saved.
362
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,626
I should've brought
more beer.
363
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:22,896
I know that I'm not winning
any popularity contests,
364
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,431
but I'm gonna do
whatever it takes
365
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,233
to make sure that
my kids are safe.
366
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,468
In this life and the next.
367
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,170
Damn.
368
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,772
I really thought
I was gonna bring ya around.
369
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,607
I'm on my game today.
370
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,443
Sheldon said so.
371
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,787
It's so empty.
372
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,723
I know you're eager to turn it
into a ballet studio
373
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,525
or a gossip parlor
374
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,394
or whatever it is
girls your age enjoy.
375
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,730
Everything is just
so different lately.
376
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,499
Change is terrible.
377
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,913
I've been saying it since I no
longer fit in my high chair.
378
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:05,472
We spent a lot of time
together in this room?
379
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,975
We did.
380
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,112
Good,
you're both here.
381
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,214
Sit down.
382
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,348
Why?
383
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,483
Yeah, why?
384
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,985
Sit.
385
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,156
Listen, I talked to your mom
about this baptism thing.
386
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,157
You got us out of it?
387
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,159
No, you need to do it.
388
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,161
But it's against
my well-established atheism.
389
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,929
It's not
about you.
390
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,399
Your mom needs this.
391
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:33,300
You can't make me.
392
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,702
You're right, I can't.
393
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,907
But I'm watching my daughter
fall apart right now.
394
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:48,048
I'm-I'm just asking
for 20 minutes of your time.
395
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,585
Please.
396
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,988
Fine.
Okay.
397
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,992
Thank you.
398
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,596
It's weird
when they cry.
399
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,398
I do not care for it.
400
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,574
Okay. This is where
you can get changed
401
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,409
into your bathing suits
and robes.
402
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,478
Boys there,
girls there.
403
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,047
Let's just get
this over with.
404
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:23,450
I want to say again
how sorry I am for your loss.
405
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,252
I know your dad
is real proud
406
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,454
of you right now.
Our dad's gone.
407
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,789
Screw this.
408
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,659
Missy, you said
you'd do it.
409
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,527
Yeah, well, I changed my mind.
410
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,096
I'm going home.
411
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,104
I'll give you a minute.
412
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,478
Are you gonna go, too?
413
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,746
I know you don't believe.
414
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,816
I don't.
But I believe in you.
415
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,890
Thank you.
416
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:10,397
Okay, now our next baptism
is for Sheldon Lee Cooper,
417
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:13,233
our soon-to-be brother
in Christ.
418
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,034
And, personally,
419
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,036
this is a big get for me.
420
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,438
Sheldon,
421
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,307
we're ready for you.
422
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,221
♪ Hey, y'all, prepare yourself ♪
423
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:37,457
♪ For the rubber band man ♪
424
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,292
♪ You've never heard a sound ♪
425
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,395
♪ Like the rubber band man ♪
426
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,996
♪ You're bound to lose control ♪
427
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:47,334
♪ When the rubber band
starts to jam ♪
428
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,202
♪ Rubber band, rubber band man ♪
429
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,003
♪ Get down ♪
430
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,306
♪ Get down low
♪ Rubber band. ♪
431
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,109
What's important
is he's here.
432
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,710
My.
433
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,746
What are you doing?
434
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,749
You never told me
you were baptized.
435
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:06,153
Yes. And I got a pretty nasty
ear infection for my troubles.
436
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,822
And you went through with it
just to please your mother.
437
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,424
Well...
438
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,260
she may not have understood me
439
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,328
or the things I cared about...
440
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,831
but she did
everything she could for me.
441
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,968
My dad did, too.
442
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,173
That must've been great,
443
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:30,109
having parents who supported you
despite all your differences.
444
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,145
Yes.
445
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,247
Looking back, that was...
446
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,583
that was the ultimate gift.
447
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,384
Hey.
448
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,520
Smartest man in the world.
449
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,555
I brought you to the water.
450
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,257
Take a freakin' sip.
451
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,893
You're drawing a parallel.
452
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,728
Yes.
453
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,131
I'm not wearing the jersey.
Okay.
454
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,466
But it is cold there.
455
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,067
Fine. I'll wear it.
456
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,303
And, by the way,
457
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,205
your daughter wants
to take acting classes.
458
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:03,142
I told you we never
should've let Penny babysit.
459
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,881
Eventually,
my mom sold the house.
460
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,755
My dad's chair was gone.
461
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,161
My spot was gone.
462
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,800
Where we ate together.
463
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,972
But I can still remember it
exactly the way it was
464
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,407
the day I left for Caltech.
465
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,908
Hey.
466
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,379
What are you doing?
467
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:42,181
Taking it all in one last time,
468
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,050
so I remember it when I'm older.
469
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,387
You gonna remember me?
470
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,121
I have an eidetic memory.
471
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,823
I have no choice.
472
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,526
Ha.
473
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,307
You lost?
474
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,842
No.
475
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,211
I'm exactly where
I'm supposed to be.
476
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,034
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