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CONOR NARRATES: Las cosas han estado
un poco tensas últimamente.
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Todo el mundo parece estar
subiéndose a las tetas de alguien.
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Estaba molesto con Linda.
¡Joder!
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Linda estaba molesta conmigo.
¡Idiota!
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Barry estaba molesto con Jock.
¡Malditos! ¡Bastardos!
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Jock estaba molesto con
Barry. Gilipollas.
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Y mi mamá estaba molesta conmigo,
Jock y Barry.
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¡Cállate!
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Langer, idiota, gowl!
Fuera del maldito camino.
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Y con el bebé acercándose tanto,
es justo decir que Siobhan
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estaba un poco molesto
por todo esto.
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Mi bebé nacerá en unas semanas.
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¡Y nadie puede
joder!
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Entonces Orla tuvo una idea.
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Así que pensé que sería muy agradable
si todos nos fuimos lejos.
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Oh. Sí...yo-sería.
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Para un fin de semana o algo así.
Me gustaría que.
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Como una gran familia.
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Bueno...eso es lo que estamos
va a ser, supongo. Sí.
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Y estoy muy contento.
A mí también.
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ELLA SE RÍE
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Y así nos fuimos a
Kerry para el fin de semana,
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para mostrar Siobhan todos podemos conseguir a lo largo de
porque al final del día,
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todas las mams necesitan de nuestro apoyo.
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Mam, tienes que levantar con su
de rodillas, no con la espalda. Vienen en.
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¿Crees que vas a decidir
que me dé una mano de mierda
en cualquier escenario, como?
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Buenos días, Mairead!
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¿Te gusta lo que has hecho con tu
herbácea de las fronteras.
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¿Qué es eso que has plantado?
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Er...que sólo hierba, Orla.
Hermoso.
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Historia. Cómo va eso?
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Así, el pensamiento de un par de nombres
de nuevo ayer por la noche.
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Entonces, ¿qué acerca de Beyonce?
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Bien podría ser llamada
nuestro niño Jesús o algo.
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¿Qué acerca de Madonna? O es que
un poco demasiado viejo? Ella un poco anticuado?
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Eso es un poco de fecha.
Vamos a salir a la carretera, vamos?
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Antes de llegar allí,
antes de que se acabe.
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Hacer una maldita cosa
a la ruina de este viaje... Sí.
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..y yo estoy diciendo ahora
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cuando llegamos a la casa, no va a ser
puta guerra, OK?
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Sí. OK? No una cosa.
No te preocupes acerca de ti.
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Mantener la sonrisa. Sí.
Mantener la sonrisa. No te preocupes.
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La que menos me gusta, el más
Voy a sonreír, así que no voy a dejar de sonreír.
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Bueno. Bueno.
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Todos los derechos, Barry? Orla, hi. Hola,
Jock. ¿Cómo te va? Bueno.
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Mirando hacia adelante a la misma? Coger
en un poco, ¿sí? No puede esperar.
Coger un poco. No puede esperar.
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Escopeta! Mirando hacia adelante a
pasar algún tiempo con Linda?
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ÉL SE BURLA
Joder, no.
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¿Por qué yo?
No me importa acerca de Linda.
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Oh, estás molesto porque ella
fue en una fecha con Eoin O'Hanlon.
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No, soy de mierda no! Todo a la derecha.
No recuerdo eso!
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Porque estaba demasiado ocupado no
el pensamiento acerca de Linda. Todo a la derecha.
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Usted sabe, la campiña
un lugar muy romántico.
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Yo desafío a cualquier mujer mire
los más duros de la perilla
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y no sentir
una agitación en el corazón.
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No es que la derecha, Mairead?
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Mairead!
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Es el derecho, aunque, ¿no?
Es derecho.
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Sólo la unidad de la mierda de coche, Barry,
va usted? No puedo encontrar la
follando claves. Sí, lo típico.
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A estropearlo antes de que incluso
follando a ponerse en marcha!
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EL MOTOR ARRANCA
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CONOR: Jock del mam dio a luz a él
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prematuramente en Dunnes Store de compras
centro, así que como resultado, cada vez que
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Siobhan hace un hipo, él piensa
ella va a meter el bebé.
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¿De qué están tirando más para?
No estoy follando a saber por qué.
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¿Crees que es correcto?
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¿Por qué?! ¿Por qué?!
H-H-Tienen sus aguas roto?!
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No, solo necesito una meada.
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Encontrado algunos tejidos, el amor.
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Voy a ayudarle a limpiar a sí mismo,
todo a la derecha?
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Relajarse. Relajarse. Simplemente, er...
ella necesita ir a mear.
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Cuando yo era más joven,
Yo solía tener dificultades para actuar
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fresco en frente de las chicas, pero últimamente,
He de mierda en el clavo.
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Está usted bien? Sí, estoy bien,
por qué? Más que preguntar. Yo estoy bien.
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Estoy muy bien. Apuesto a que eres. Por qué?
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Así que, he oído que fue en una fecha con
Eoin O'Hanlon el otro día.
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Tipo de.
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Nos fuimos a Mcdonald's, como.
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Espero que ustedes dos
son muy felices juntos.
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De veras.
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ZAPATOS DE SQUEAK
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En realidad estaba... estaba en una fecha
anteriormente así. Que bueno.
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Sí, lo fue. Fue...genial.
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Ella vive, ella es de abajo...
Alemania, así que...
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usted no sabe de ella, como.
¿Cuál es su nombre?
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Su nombre? Sí.
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Mierda! A la mierda!
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Folla!
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Hey, Jock. Es del todo correcto.
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¿Vienes aquí a menudo,
haría usted?
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Sólo en días festivos.
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Me gusta el mismo de vacaciones de cada año,
así que... lo Mismo de vacaciones cada año? Hm?
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Mismo de vacaciones cada año.
Mismo de vacaciones cada año. Sí?
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¿Qué están haciendo ahí?
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Aquellos muchachos.
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Mi, oh mi, que me lleva de vuelta.
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BARRY SE RÍE
Son condado de recorte.
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Qué? Esos Kerry de los niños,
se está moviendo la Bienvenida a Kerry
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signo un poco más abajo de la carretera y
robar un poco de Corcho.
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Usted no puede pensar que me miran
ahora, pero una vez me robaron...
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Argh! La gota que firmar, pinchazos!
Nadie folla con mi condado!
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Usted me golpeó en los cojones,
que hijo de puta! Bueno, gilipollas!
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Chris tiene más de un prepucio
la infección! No le digo que!
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Nos vemos más tarde, Barry.
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Que no es la forma de hacer
el condado de recorte.
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¿Qué te tomó tanto tiempo?
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Si usted realmente quiere saber,
Yo tenía pis corriendo por mis piernas
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y la mamá que tenía que limpiar.
Puto infierno, Barry, tenía que preguntar.
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Barry realidad asesino.
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Date prisa a la mierda! Vamos a
enseñar a aquellos Corcho langers una lección.
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La rivalidad entre Cork
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y Kerry ha vuelto
tan lejos como el hombre de las cavernas días.
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Uno pensaría que por ahora Kerry personas
he dado por vencido
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y justo admitir que nos Corcho
las personas son mejores que ellos.
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Mantenga la espalda, mantenga la espalda.
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No queremos que ellos sepan
que estamos siguiendo.
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Tener cuidado con eso ahora!
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Esta casa ha sido generosamente
la cuaresma nos Brendan Cooley
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y esas estatuas son su orgullo
y la alegría. Que Brendan Cooley?
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Brendan Cooley es presidente de la
consejo de administración de San Finnian del.
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Recuerde, mi escuela? Un hombre que no
sólo se conocen en una capacidad profesional
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pero estoy orgulloso de decir es
un amigo personal cercano,
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así que por favor, el tratamiento de esta casa
como si fuera su propia.
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O, en realidad, mejor.
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Considerablemente mejor.
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Sí, el tratamiento correcto.
¿Cómo estás, nena?
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Rrrr!
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Los putos de Corcho pollas se desea
nunca llegó a Kerry.
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JOCK SE RÍE
Oh, esto es jodidamente brillante.
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Mira el tamaño
de este reloj.
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Por qué, vamos a decir la hora
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como el puto Rey de Inglaterra
o algo así.
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Bien, esto es precioso!
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Barry, Orla, sólo quiero decir
has organizado todo esto,
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usted debe tomar la master suite.
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Siobhan y voy a ser feliz
con la segunda mejor doble, ¿sí?
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Creo que es mejor si Siobhan acciones
con Linda, ¿no? No.
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Jock, ¿por qué no tomar el sofá?
Sí.
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Y no tratas de nada,
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usted ninfómana, menores de edad
poco estupideces!
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Tengo un agrandamiento de la próstata,
enorme, cada hora sobre la hora.
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A punto de estallar.
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Jaque mate.
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Barry. ¿Qué estás haciendo?
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Acaba de hacer un rápido inventario
de los cubiertos y los platos.
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Gran grupo, usted sabe. Estas cosas
puede ir fácilmente falta o... O qué?
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He estado de confianza con un importante
hombre cucharas, Mairead.
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Yo tome esa responsabilidad
en serio. Usted debe...
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déjame saber cuánto te debo por
todos estos...
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orgánicos comestibles que
Yo no sabía que estaban comprando.
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Oh, no, no. Eres de los grandes.
No te preocupes por eso.
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No, yo-yo puede permitirse el lujo de pagar.
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Sin duda tienes suficiente
dinero para cigarrillos.
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Podríamos ser duro
algunos de los tiempo,
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pero no vamos a salir a comer fuera de las papeleras.
Jock.
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Este hueso todavía tiene el pollo en ella.
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No, No. Me doy cuenta de que.
No me refiero a...
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No, No, No, sólo házmelo saber
el coste.
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140 euros.
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Eso es un gesto precioso, Orla,
gracias por pagar por ella.
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Agradecería.
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Conor, vienen en, Conor.
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Si estás cerca de la cocina,
vas a conseguir que me de una lata de Tanora,
por favor?
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Kkkrrr! Roger que. Kkkrrr!
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Qué coño es eso? Es un
monitor de bebé. Yo lo tengo para usted.
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Eso no es un monitor de bebé. ¿
usted quiere decir que no sea un monitor de bebé?
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Mire. Definitivamente pequeños
y rosa.
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Es un monitor de bebé.
¿Cómo funciona?
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Apreté el botón, dicen,
"¿Estás bien?"
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Y, a continuación, el bebé levanta
y dice, "Sí."
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Que un niño del walkie-talkie.
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Es Olga.
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Qué?
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Olga.
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Esa es la...la chica alemana
Yo estaba hablando.
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He cambiado, ella pensó que era
grande, como.
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Dijo que estaba delicioso.
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Es que lo que ella dijo en alemán
a usted?
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Lo que ella no diría exactamente?
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Mierda! A la mierda!
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ROPA LAGRIMEO
A la mierda! Mierda!
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Para el motivo de la cogida.
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Yo ya te dije, hay
no hay servicio en la casa.
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Que qué se necesita para ser de mensajería
de todos modos? Estamos de vacaciones.
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Los Mensajes De Texto Conor? Conor?
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Él está en el mismo edificio.
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Linda, Orla, y entrar a la cocina,
va usted?
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Ven, por favor.
Gracias. Siéntate.
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Ahora, aquellos de ustedes que han tenido la
el placer de estar de vacaciones conmigo
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antes de que pueda tener una idea vaga de como a
lo que se viene. Oh, no.
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Eso es correcto.
He hecho un itinerario. Papá, no.
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Cada segundo es representaron
en estas hojas de cálculo,
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lo que significa que la máxima diversión.
La fiesta empieza ahora.
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GRITAN
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¿Qué carajo fue eso?!
Alguien arrojó una piedra. Qué?
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¿Por qué nadie la comprobación de la
historia con el bebé? Son ustedes
todo a la derecha? Es el bebé OK?
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No, ella tiene como un padre.
Barry!
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Es que los muchachos de la frontera. El
queridos orinando sobre con el signo.
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QUE LLORIQUEA
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Estás bien? Estoy bien.
Se perdió.
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Algunas personas simplemente no aprenden,
hacer que?
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Así, si se trata de una lucha que ellos quieren,
es una lucha que va a obtener.
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Siéntense! Usted ha hecho lo suficiente
ya. A arrojarle piedras a la gente.
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Esta es tu culpa.
Voy a tratar con él ahora.
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Gracias.
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A la derecha. Salir.
Vamos, sé que estás ahí.
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Lamento informar que los niños
pero yo soy un director
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y cuando te metes con uno
principal, te metes con todos nosotros.
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Hay un grupo de WhatsApp,
¿sabía usted que?
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Ah! Pasado un poco tranquilo ahora, ¿no?
Así que, ¿dónde chicos se van, entonces?
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San Brendan? Santa María?
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Sí, esa sería la captación de
de la zona, ¿no?
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Te diré lo que, diga hola a
Mr Kennedy para mí en la mañana del lunes.
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O tal vez debería llamarlo a mí mismo.
Haceos a la casa.
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No tendremos más problemas ahora.
Considere la posibilidad de que tratar.
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Usted sabe, muchos de estos chicos no
tienen figuras del padre en el hogar.
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VIDRIO ROMPIENDO
Oh, a la mierda el amor.
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No, estoy estresado y cuando estoy
subrayó, el bebé subrayó.
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Usted está estresado? Usted no tiene que
explicar todo esto a Brendan Cooley.
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Eso es todo. Nadie tensiones de salida
mi feto. Siéntate.
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No puede usted ver que es lo que quieren?
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Intentar al menos actuar como si usted ha
tengo un cerebro. Barry. Ah, sí?
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¿Qué sugiere que hagamos? No
incluso dignifican con una respuesta.
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Qué? Sí. A veces la mejor
la venganza es vivir bien.
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En nuestro caso, ¿por qué no meter en
un Darina Allen pastel?
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Amén.
ELÉCTRICA DE EFERVESCENCIA
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SE EMITE UNA ALARMA
Los pequeños hijos de puta!
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¿Se acaba de cortar el poder?
Bueno, eso de la cena del culo!
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No podemos simplemente usar el horno de microondas?
Sí, no hay problema, sí.
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La luz del fuego en el horno de microondas,
usted idiota. Barry!
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A la derecha. Han cruzado la línea ahora.
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Este es un asunto para los guardias.
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Alguien apague
la maldita alarma?
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LÍNEA DE TELÉFONO EMITE UN PITIDO
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Maldita sea! ¿De que se corte
la línea de teléfono, Barry?
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Sí. Han cortado la línea de teléfono.
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Que realmente va a por ella,
no son ellos?
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VIDRIO ROMPIENDO
A la mierda esta.
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Voy a llegar al fondo de esto!
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Jesús Cristo!
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Todo a la derecha. Ahora escucha.
Siento lo de antes.
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Pero ahora he venido a hablar y
escuchar. Ahora que usted ha hecho su punto.
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¿Qué es lo que quieres?
Vamos, sé que puedes oírme.
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¿Qué desea?
Nos muestran su polla!
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OK, vamos.
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Estoy seguro de que no es lo que quieres.
Conseguir que su polla!
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Me gusta reír
tanto como la persona siguiente,
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pero vamos a ser serios ahora, OK?
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Obtener su polla y las bolas.
Tu pequeño Mickey a cabo.
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MAIREAD SNIGGERS
A la derecha.
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Claramente usted no quiere ser
hablado como adultos. Bien!
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GRITA
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La RISA
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Absolutely pathetic.
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LAUGHTER
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I assume you heard all that,
did you?
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I really don't know
what the big deal is, Barry.
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Can you not just give them
what they want
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so that we can all
get on with our holiday?
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I'm a principal.
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I'm not going to go
waving my willy around
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so you can enjoy the Ring of Kerry.
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No, no, no, Barry, I agree with you.
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You can't negotiate with terrorists.
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Show them your lad, they're going
to want to see your balls.
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Show them your balls, they're going
to want to see your hole.
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And then what? Well, they want
to bend you over and start...
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Yeah, yeah, we get it.
You see, the thing is, Barry,
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all right? You've got book smarts,
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but when it comes to the way of
the street, you're in...
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What's that class called where
me and Con get to do the pictures?
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Remedial. Remedial.
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When it comes to the way of
the streets, Barry,
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you're in the remedial class, OK?
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Me and Con will take it
from here on out.
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No, you won't!
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Oh, yeah, because you handled
it so brilliantly.
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Like, no offence, but they might
want to talk to someone
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their own age.
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Relax, Barry.
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We're not stupid.
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We're not going to do anything
to inflame this situation.
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Right, you bunch of
cousin fuckers,
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if it's a fight ye want,
it's a fight you're going to get.
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This rock has your name on it, boys.
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Come at me! Fuck, boys.
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Come on, please leave.
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You fucking bastards!
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THEY YELL
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Man down!
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Man down, fuck!
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Oh, my God.
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Conor? Conor, can you hear me?
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Conor?
Grade A bit of parenting, Mairead.
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Linda? He's coming round.
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Conor? Linda?
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Conor.
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You all right?
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VOICEOVER: When you go through
a near-death experience
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like I just did,
you can focus your attention
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on what's important in your life.
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We've all the time in the world.
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It's over.
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Didn't even hurt.
I don't fucking care.
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What are we going to do now, then?
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Oh, I've an idea, actually, Orla.
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When my dad was in prison...
Oh, Christ, here we go. Sh.
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..he said that when they didn't
have weapons, they'd do, like,
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a shit in their hands.
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What, there must be, like,
eight of us here?
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If we all did one,
I could go up to the skylight
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and throw it at the lads.
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That's surely going to dampen
their spirits, isn't it?
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Jock, I think even
if that did work,
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we're not going to feel like
having a family holiday afterwards.
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So what are we going to do now?
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The only thing we can do.
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We wait.
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Stop.
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Am I the only one
still playing Monopoly?
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For God's sake, Orla,
this is a hostage situation.
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He always gets like that when
somebody else buys Shrewsbury Road.
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00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,520
How much longer
is this going to go on for?
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Don't worry,
they'll break soon enough.
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There's a load of them
out there right now.
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WATER SPILLS
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They've got a campfire going,
they're drinking out of cans.
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Oh...
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They're fucking barbecuing sausages.
SHE EXHALES
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I know, right?
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Barbecue's my favourite
type of dinner as well.
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I think my waters just broke.
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Oh! Oh, shit!
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Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus.
What does that mean? Fuck.
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00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,640
Jock? Babe, babe, babe, babe,
just breathe.
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00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,400
Barry, we have to get her out of
here. I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
337
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,200
Well, if you had given them
a flash of your lad,
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this would have been over hours ago.
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00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,040
And if you instilled a bit of
discipline into your household,
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we wouldn't be in this
situation to begin with!
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SHE LAUGHS
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00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,320
Oh, now I see it,
that's what do you think of us?
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I saw you counting
the fucking spoons earlier.
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For fuck sake, Mairead,
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will you ever get that chip
off your fucking shoulder?
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Will you get the rod out of
your fucking hole?
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00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,120
Do you see what happens, Orla?
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00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,200
When you try to be nice
to these people?
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00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,880
These people?!
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00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,280
Are you fucking kidding me?
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00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,480
She's from our neighbourhood,
unless you forgot.
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00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,320
Your family are from the fucking...
353
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:36,640
THEY YELL OVER EACH OTHER
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You fucking bitch, you...
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QUIET!
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SIOBHAN PANTS
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For fuck sake,
I'm about to have a baby!
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I'm fucking scared to death.
359
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,800
And none of you can get on
for two fucking seconds.
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00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,120
I'm sorry, love.
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00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,200
We're all a bit hyper.
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SHE EXHALES
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00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,400
I think I've got an idea
to get us out of here.
364
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,160
And it doesn't involve shitting.
365
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,040
Those fucking Cork lots
are up to something.
366
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,920
What the fuck are they doing?
Come on, boys, quick.
367
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,840
They're on the move, look,
they're on the move!
368
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,000
All right, big shits,
give us your worst!
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THEY YELL
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00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,920
Bet you can't hit us! Agh!
371
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,760
Fucking pricks!
Come on, you langers!
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SIOBHAN GROANS
Come on.
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YELLING
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Is that all you've got?
375
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,320
I've heard that Kerry lads
don't have much fire in the tank!
376
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,560
He's talking about your bollocks.
Come on, boys!
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00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,160
Keep your head down.
Keep your head down.
378
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,360
Pricks!
379
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,800
Look at me, Con!
We'll get through this.
380
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,920
The baby's coming.
You'll get through this!
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00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,000
Come on.
YELLING
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Go to my car, go to my car!
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Lads, come on!
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They're running out of stones.
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00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,000
They're not running out
of fucking stones,
386
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,680
it's a pebble driveway!
387
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:02,120
Come on! Oh, for fuck sake,
Barry, come on!
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00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,600
I'm trying! Jesus Christ.
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00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,960
Just start the fucking car, Barry!
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00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,000
SHE WAILS
ENGINE STARTS
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,160
I can't even think about this now,
can I?
393
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,480
Just drive the fucking car,
Barry, will you?
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00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,240
Con, Jock, get in!
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Retreat, retreat!
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00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,200
Quick, now!
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THEY YELL
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Go on, boys!
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00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,800
Come on!
SHE BEEPS HORN
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Go, go, go, go, go, go!
401
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,240
Are you OK? Yeah, I'm fine.
402
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,560
Oh, I'm fine, too.
403
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,640
Go! Right. Come on!
404
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,600
Yeah, I know, it's grand,
don't worry.
405
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,960
SHE BREATHES DEEPLY
406
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,400
Siobhan Walsh? Yeah.
407
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,880
We've your room ready for you
if you'd like to come with me. OK.
408
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,520
No, just Jock.
409
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,680
But sweetheart... No, Mum.
410
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,360
That's what I want.
411
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,520
You'll have to put these on. Right.
412
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,400
All right? Here, let me take your...
413
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,320
WHISPERING: Rub her back.
414
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,880
Listen...
415
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,240
..I'm sorry about all the...
416
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,840
..stuff.
417
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,840
Aw, no, I...
418
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,160
I should be apologising
to the two of you, really.
419
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,960
Do you think she's
all right in there?
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00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,880
Yeah.
421
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,160
She's got Jock with her.
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00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,560
HE FARTS
Sorry.
423
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,560
I'm a bit nervous,
I'm doing those farts
424
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,360
where you're not totally sure,
that's...
425
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,240
That's all they are.
SHE LAUGHS
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00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,400
SHE GROANS
427
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,800
VOICEOVER: It's not surprising
that nurses and doctors
428
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,040
have a reputation for being horny,
with everyone
429
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,680
showing their dicks and their
fannies to them all the time.
430
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,920
I guess a bit of that hospital
horniness must have
431
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,440
rubbed off on myself and Linda.
432
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,720
LINDA: There it is.
433
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,800
GRUNTING
434
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:53,160
GRUNTING GETS LOUDER
435
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,680
Fuck off!
436
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:01,400
We're having sex, if you hadn't
noticed, show us a bit of respect!
437
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,320
Eh, where were we?
438
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,760
Here...
439
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:08,320
THEY GRUNT
440
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,760
# Now I've got you in my space
441
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,840
# I won't let go of you... #
442
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,520
THEY GRUNT
443
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:30,600
# I got you shackled in my embrace
444
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,960
# I'm latching on to you... #
445
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,320
GRUNTING
446
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:39,480
# Now I've got you in my space
447
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,800
# I won't let go of you... #
448
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,200
SHE CRIES
449
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:48,240
# I've got you shackled
in my embrace
450
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,520
# I'm latching on to you
451
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,760
# I'm so encaptured
452
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,120
# You got me wrapped up... #
453
00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:01,040
Wait.
# ..in your touch... #
454
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,360
The condom's still on.
455
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,720
And it's not broken.
456
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:09,320
# Hold me tight
within your clutch. #
457
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,520
I love you. I love you, too.
458
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,440
Oh, now, that's a baby.
459
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,000
Best baby ever.
460
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:35,040
How are you, boy,
are you all right? You good?
461
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,600
That was stressful, but, I'm OK now.
462
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,560
Wasn't his fanny it came out of,
was it? That's true.
463
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,320
Do you know what you're going
to call her?
464
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,320
We couldn't decide what star
to name her after, so...
465
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,480
..we settled on... Star.
466
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,280
BABY GRIZZLES
467
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,480
Well done, love.
468
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,200
Yeah.
469
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,480
Come on, now, let's get a picture
of us all with the baby.
470
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,400
Jock, what the fuck?
What?!
471
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,040
You're supposed to be wearing
your scrubs over your clothes.
472
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,640
What? Nobody told me.
473
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,880
THEY LAUGH
474
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,600
Easy access.
475
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,960
VOICEOVER: Photos are great,
because people rarely take them
476
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,960
when everyone is looking pissed off.
477
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,440
And human memories
aren't that good... Ready?
478
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,640
CAMERA CLICKS
479
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,480
..so when you look back
on them photos,
480
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,880
all you can remember
are the happy times.
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