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Ready for Christmas, kids?
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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America's favorite pirate
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and president of the
Spongebob Squarepants Fan Club
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Patchy the Pirate.
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Oh! Hi!
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I'm Patchy the Pirate
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president of the
Spongebob Squarepants Fan Club!
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Oh!
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Hey, that's better.
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Squawk!
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Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
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That's right, Potty.
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It isChristmas.
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And there ain't nothing better
in the seven seas
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than a Bikini Bottom Christmas.
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It sure is
a magical time of year.
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Why I'll bet old Spongebob
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is gearing up for Santa Claus
right now!
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I sure am!
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I'm ready!
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Not bad for a creature
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with no vertebrae.
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And I'm sure our pal Patrick
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is doing his share
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of the decorating.
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I, too, am also
preparing for Christmas.
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Mmm, unbaked cookie dough!
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Potty want cookie dough!
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Huh? Oh!
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Cookie!
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Potty, no!
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Get out of here!
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Potty...
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Ah, give us a lick.
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Back off,
you flying freak.
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Clarify, please.
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This here cookie dough
is for the children
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not for pesky parrots.
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What's that?
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Three bells.
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We all know
what three bells means.
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Free ice cream!
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No, you silly livers.
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No!
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Man overboard?
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You I'm ignoring.
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No...
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It's time to open fan letters!
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Oh, thank you, Potty.
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Okay, Potty, thank you.
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Come on, give it,
you birdbrain!
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Quiet, you infernal bird!
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Hmm!
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This letter comes to us from...
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Name and address withheld.
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And he writes:
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"Dear Spongebob
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"I am ten years old
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"and I was wondering if you like
Christmas as much as I do.
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Sincerely yours..."
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Name and address withheld.
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A very good question.
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But you know, they didn't
always celebrate Christmas
in Bikini Bottom.
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Squawk!
They didn't?
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No, sir, my fine-feathered
little neck pain!
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Whoa!
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There was a time
when no one had even heard
of Christmas in Bikini Bottom.
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Hey, who wants to hear
the story of Spongebob's
very first Christmas?
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Squawk...
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Potty?
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You ate all me
cookie dough!
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Sqouch...
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Oh, well,
on with the show.
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Today I'm going sneak up
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and get that Sandy with
a super-sneaky karate move.
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Hoo... ha!
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Hoo, hee-hee!
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Whoo... hi!
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What diabolical act
is she committing now?
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Fire!
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Don't worry, Sandy, I'm coming!
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Stand back, Sandy!
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Fire!
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Huh?
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So, I guess
there's no fire?
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What in the name
of the Alamo
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is wrong with you,
Spongebob?
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Ain't you never seen
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a Christmas tree before?
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Christmas who?
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What?!
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Y'all never heard of Christmas?
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Is she a friend
from Texas?
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No!
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I can't believe y'all
haven't heard about...
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Christmas.
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Tell me more about this...
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Christmas.
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And so Sandy wove
a magical tale
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of gumdrops and penny whistles.
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She told of toy-making elves
and flying reindeer.
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But best of all she told of
the one they call...
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Santa Claus.
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...and everyone pretends
to like the fruitcake.
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Yawn.
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But the best part is
you can write a letter
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to this guy Santa Claus
and tell him what you want
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and he brings it to you.
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Just like a genie!
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I don't know
about you lubbers
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but any fella who's
giving away free stuff
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is a friend o' mine.
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That's the spirit, Mister Krabs.
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Here you go: you can get started
on your letter.
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I can't believe anybody
would celebrate a holiday
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where a jolly prowler
breaks into your house
and leaves gifts.
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Like a genie.
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Pipe down, Squidward!
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I'm trying to concentrate.
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This things as good
as a blank check
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direct from
the First National Bank
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of Santa Claus.
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Ah, brother.
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Yeah...
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Okay, who's next?
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Ooh, ooh, me, me!
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Here you go, Patrick.
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There's no words
on this paper.
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Not yet.
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Yippee!
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A writing stick!
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Come on, Squidward,
write a letter.
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Spongebob,
grow up, will you?
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No one's going to
give me a gift
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just because I write
them a stupid letter.
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Spongebob,
I ripped my paper.
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Could I have
another one?
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Sure, buddy, here you go.
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Okey-dokey, Squid...
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...ward.
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Uh, Spongebob?
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Thanks.
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"Dear... San..."
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Oh, not again!
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Here, Patrick, watch me.
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"Dear Santa...
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"What do I want
for Christmas, you may ask?
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"All I want if for you
to visit the gentle folk
here in Bikini Bottom.
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That is my wish."
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Patrick, I designed
this mechanism
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to shoot bottles
to the surface.
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The hopes of everyone rest
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on the success
of its maiden voyage.
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Fire in the hole!
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Santa!
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Where's Santa?
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He doesn't come
till Christmas Eve.
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Okay, boy,
my demands...
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er, uh, I mean letter,
is ready to go.
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Great, Mister Krabs.
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What did you wish for?
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A pony.
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Really?
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With saddle bags
full of money!
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Here you go, Spongebob.
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What did you wish for,
Patrick?
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Another piece of paper.
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And what did you wish for,
little girl?
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Front teeth.
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I could use a new hat.
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I need a new hairstyle.
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Another glass of water
for my teeth.
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Excuse me, coming through,
out of the way.
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Great, Squidward,
you finished.
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What's your wish?
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My wish is that the
people of Bikini Bottom
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will stop
paying any attention
to the inane drivel
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that is constantly
streaming out of this
dunderhead's mouth.
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Gee, Squidward
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maybe Santa will
bring me a dictionary
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so I can understand
what you just said.
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Okay, everybody,
we've got a lot to do
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now that we've
summoned Santa Claus.
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We must ready ourselves
for his arrival.
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Hooray!
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♪ the mistletoe?
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♪ What, who me?
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♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
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♪ What do you want?
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Is Squidward right?
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Can there be a Christmas
under the sea?
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Stay tuned.
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Whoa....
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It's about time you got back!
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Now I can finish me story.
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So, Spongebob was sending
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the last of the letters
to Santa...
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I hope he can
read Portuguese.
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Ah... well, that's
the last letter.
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Wait!
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Squidward hasn't written
his letter yet!
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Squidward, hurry!
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Squidward!
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Squidward, hurry!
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Spongebob,
what are you doing?
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Don't worry, Squidward,
I'll help you get started.
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"Dear Santa Claus...."
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Spongebob, forget it.
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Right, too formal.
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"Hi, Santa."
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Spongebob, no!
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"Howdy, Claus"?
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I'm not
writing a letter
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to a figment
of your imagination.
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But, Squidward,
when Santa comes
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you'll be the only one
without a gift.
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Spongebob, how many times
do I have to say it?
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I don't believe in Santa Claus!
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Come on, Squid, all you
have to do is write a letter.
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What have you got to lose?
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My self-respect.
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My sanity.
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My lunch.
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Squidward, come on!
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Come on,
Squidward!
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Don't be
a party pooper!
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Come on out!
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Santa Claus is a big phony!
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Spongebob has
got you all fooled!
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Come on, Squidward!
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Drop the whole
anti-Christmas thing!
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Hmm, those idiots are
going to be up all night
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while I get
a full night's sleep.
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Come on, everybody, let's
sing till Santa gets here!
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Hey, where's Santa?
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Uh, he should be here
any minute.
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Oh, forget this!
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Thanks for the lies,
Mr. Fairytale.
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Let's go waste our time
somewhere else.
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Hey, guys, where's
your Christmas spirit?
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He's just running late.
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He probably just
stopped for a snack.
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Fat guys get hungry,
right?
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Yeah!
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Never trust a genie.
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Morning already?
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Oh, boy!
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Merry Christmas!
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Ho-ho-ho!
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Merry Christmas!
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Wait!
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Oh, I see
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a great Christmas photo op.
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Can you move in a little?
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Say "Santa Claus."
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Santa Claus...
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Aw...
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Our first Christmas.
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You were right, Squidward.
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This is a stupid holiday.
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I still want you to have this.
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What... what's this?
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A present.
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I made it for you
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so you wouldn't feel
left out when...
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Santa came!
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Oh, gee, you know, I...
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You're welcome.
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Spongebob?
273
00:15:10,882 --> 00:15:13,089
He made me a present?
274
00:15:13,193 --> 00:15:15,848
It's probably a jellyfish net.
275
00:15:15,951 --> 00:15:17,331
Or an old Krabby Patty.
276
00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:18,675
Or...
277
00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:21,331
his favorite underpants.
278
00:15:21,434 --> 00:15:22,848
Present, ha!
279
00:15:22,951 --> 00:15:24,400
What?
280
00:15:24,503 --> 00:15:27,572
Why, it looks like a clarinet.
281
00:15:30,193 --> 00:15:32,848
It smells like one, too.
282
00:15:32,951 --> 00:15:35,158
Hand-crafted out of driftwood.
283
00:15:35,262 --> 00:15:38,710
And it's even got my name on it.
284
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,227
What's this?
285
00:15:45,848 --> 00:15:48,572
Wow!
286
00:15:48,675 --> 00:15:52,744
This is the greatest gift
I have ever gotten.
287
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,503
Oh, I feel like a...
288
00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:59,779
I feel like a...
I feel like a...
289
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,296
Big jerk!
290
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,089
What have I done
to poor Spongebob?
291
00:16:07,193 --> 00:16:09,020
Uh, hey, Spongebob, uh...
292
00:16:09,124 --> 00:16:10,434
Spongebob?
293
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:14,400
I guess I won't be needing this.
294
00:16:14,503 --> 00:16:18,331
Oh...
295
00:16:18,434 --> 00:16:19,779
That's better.
296
00:16:23,606 --> 00:16:25,779
The poor little guy.
297
00:16:25,882 --> 00:16:27,986
All he wanted was
to spread a little joy.
298
00:16:28,089 --> 00:16:31,468
I better get this stuff
off of Squid's place.
299
00:16:33,468 --> 00:16:37,020
Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho!
300
00:16:37,124 --> 00:16:38,193
Huh? Hello?
301
00:16:38,296 --> 00:16:39,365
Who's there?
302
00:16:39,468 --> 00:16:40,468
Huh? Hello?
303
00:16:40,572 --> 00:16:44,951
Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho!
304
00:16:45,055 --> 00:16:46,675
Hello? Yes?
Who's there?
305
00:16:46,779 --> 00:16:47,848
Huh? Hello?
306
00:16:47,951 --> 00:16:48,882
Show yourself.
307
00:16:48,986 --> 00:16:49,951
Whoo-hoo! Hello?
308
00:16:50,355 --> 00:16:51,355
Who is it? Huh?
309
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:52,941
Up here, you dunce!
310
00:16:53,044 --> 00:16:56,700
I mean, uh...
Merry Christmas, little boy!
311
00:16:57,941 --> 00:16:59,803
Could... could it be?
312
00:16:59,906 --> 00:17:03,872
Yes, it is I, Santa Claus!
313
00:17:03,975 --> 00:17:05,217
Ho-ho-ho...
314
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,596
hoo, heh, huh, ooh!
315
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:10,079
Hey, you're...
316
00:17:10,182 --> 00:17:15,458
S-s-san... S-s-san...
317
00:17:15,562 --> 00:17:17,113
S-s-san...
318
00:17:17,217 --> 00:17:18,734
Hey, uh, kid?
319
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,355
Take it easy.
320
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:25,044
S-s-san... ta!
321
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:27,734
Spongebob.
322
00:17:27,837 --> 00:17:29,389
Spongebob.
323
00:17:29,493 --> 00:17:31,665
Spongebob!
324
00:17:31,768 --> 00:17:34,631
S-s-s-s-an...
325
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,148
Don't do that again.
326
00:17:36,251 --> 00:17:38,768
I knew you'd
make it, Santa!
327
00:17:38,872 --> 00:17:41,527
Hey, Santa, where's
your big, round belly?
328
00:17:41,631 --> 00:17:45,113
Well, uh, that, um,
is a result of, uh...
329
00:17:45,217 --> 00:17:47,837
undersea pressure
on my body.
330
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:51,493
Where's your reindeer
and your flying machine?
331
00:17:51,596 --> 00:17:53,768
Uh, I loaned them
to the Easter bunny.
332
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,286
And what about
that nose?
333
00:17:55,389 --> 00:17:57,700
I knew you were
supposed to have
a big one
334
00:17:57,803 --> 00:17:59,113
but that thing's
gigantic.
335
00:18:00,631 --> 00:18:02,182
All right, I'm Santa!
336
00:18:02,286 --> 00:18:03,665
Santa!
337
00:18:03,768 --> 00:18:07,044
This is the greatest gift
you could have given me.
338
00:18:07,148 --> 00:18:10,493
Thank you for bringing Christmas
to Bikini Bottom.
339
00:18:10,596 --> 00:18:14,148
I didn't bring Christmas
to Bikini Bottom, Spongebob.
340
00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:15,424
Youdid.
341
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:18,148
I did?
342
00:18:18,251 --> 00:18:19,251
Oh...
343
00:18:22,975 --> 00:18:25,044
Merry Christmas,
Spongebob!
344
00:18:25,148 --> 00:18:27,906
Merry Christmas!
345
00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:30,941
Phew! I'm glad that's over.
346
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:33,458
Do you have a present
for me, Santa?
347
00:18:33,562 --> 00:18:37,389
Uh, well, uh, see, I'm not,
I'm not really...
348
00:18:37,493 --> 00:18:39,631
Oh, go ahead,
Santa Claus.
349
00:18:39,734 --> 00:18:41,079
See, he is real.
350
00:18:41,182 --> 00:18:44,286
He made my Christmas wish
come true.
351
00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:45,872
He won't let you down.
352
00:18:45,975 --> 00:18:48,320
Uh, right,
just a second.
353
00:18:48,424 --> 00:18:49,700
Okay, quickly, let's see.
354
00:18:49,803 --> 00:18:51,148
What do little girls like?
355
00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:53,493
Um, a book of matches
or a shaving kit?
356
00:18:53,596 --> 00:18:55,458
A copy of my birth certificate?
357
00:18:55,562 --> 00:18:57,906
There's got to be something
around here.
358
00:18:58,010 --> 00:18:59,148
Think, think, think!
359
00:18:59,251 --> 00:19:00,389
Ah, perfect!
360
00:19:00,493 --> 00:19:01,872
Here you go,
little girl.
361
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,044
Ho-ho-ho!
362
00:19:04,148 --> 00:19:05,044
Thanks, Santa.
363
00:19:05,148 --> 00:19:07,044
That almost felt good.
364
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:13,803
Uh... who...?
365
00:19:13,906 --> 00:19:15,631
Hey, Santa,
where's my present?
366
00:19:15,734 --> 00:19:17,010
And mine?
367
00:19:17,113 --> 00:19:18,493
And what about me?
368
00:19:18,596 --> 00:19:23,768
Uh... let's see what Santa has
for all you good people.
369
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,458
Think fast, Santa.
370
00:19:25,562 --> 00:19:27,458
Gifts for the people.
371
00:19:27,562 --> 00:19:29,389
Aha!
372
00:19:29,493 --> 00:19:32,251
A bowl of mashed potatoes
for you.
373
00:19:32,355 --> 00:19:35,458
Thank you, Santa, this
is just what I wanted.
374
00:19:35,562 --> 00:19:37,044
A new hairstyle.
375
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:41,044
Thanks, Santa.
376
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,355
Here you go, Patrick.
377
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:46,803
Whoa...!
378
00:19:46,906 --> 00:19:48,906
A wristwatch!
379
00:19:58,837 --> 00:20:00,665
Thank you, Santa!
380
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,182
What was I thinking?
381
00:20:05,286 --> 00:20:06,734
I gave away all my stuff
382
00:20:06,837 --> 00:20:08,906
just so Spongebob
wouldn't be sad.
383
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:11,458
Am I insane?
384
00:20:12,631 --> 00:20:14,596
You might as well take the door.
385
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,113
That's all that's left.
386
00:20:16,217 --> 00:20:18,182
Squidward,
you missed him!
387
00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:20,079
He was here,
just like I said!
388
00:20:20,182 --> 00:20:21,596
He gave us
all presents!
389
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,665
He was jolly and
he had a beard.
390
00:20:23,768 --> 00:20:26,251
His nose was big
and he had rosy cheeks.
391
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,768
He was friendly
and kind and Santa-ish.
392
00:20:28,872 --> 00:20:30,320
Oh, his belly was small
393
00:20:30,424 --> 00:20:32,941
but his nose was huge
with Christmas joy...
394
00:20:33,044 --> 00:20:36,079
Well, at least it's over.
395
00:20:36,182 --> 00:20:37,217
Huh?
396
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,458
What's this?
397
00:20:39,562 --> 00:20:41,355
"Dear Squidward
398
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:43,906
"Thanks for all your help!
399
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,768
"You've been a real good boy
this year!
400
00:20:45,872 --> 00:20:49,113
Warm regards, Santa Claus."
401
00:20:49,217 --> 00:20:50,286
Ho-ho-ho-ho!
402
00:20:50,389 --> 00:20:52,527
Ho-ho-ho!
403
00:20:52,631 --> 00:20:55,320
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...
404
00:20:55,424 --> 00:20:57,355
Merry Christmas!
405
00:20:57,458 --> 00:21:01,010
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...
406
00:21:02,182 --> 00:21:05,803
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...
407
00:21:05,906 --> 00:21:12,768
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-
ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho... Oh!
408
00:21:13,803 --> 00:21:15,079
Ho-ho-ho-ho...
409
00:21:15,182 --> 00:21:16,424
Ho-ho-ho-ho...
410
00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:18,286
Yup, I'm insane.
411
00:21:24,044 --> 00:21:27,113
Merry Christmas!
412
00:21:27,217 --> 00:21:29,803
Ho-ho-ho...
413
00:21:31,562 --> 00:21:34,251
Ahoy, Patrick,
it's Christmas Island.
414
00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:35,734
Presents Ahoy!
415
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:36,975
Hooray!
416
00:21:38,182 --> 00:21:39,320
Uh-oh, a storm!
417
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,113
Yay! I mean, yikes!
418
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,182
Oh, we're going down!
419
00:21:43,286 --> 00:21:44,665
Trim the sails!
420
00:21:44,768 --> 00:21:46,596
Hoist the yardarms!
421
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,527
Turn on The Weather Channel!
422
00:21:48,631 --> 00:21:50,596
Patchy?
423
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,079
Oh, hi, kids.
424
00:21:52,182 --> 00:21:55,872
Boy, that Spongebob makes me
as jolly as a Roger.
425
00:21:55,975 --> 00:21:59,734
Well, I hope you enjoyed
Spongebob's Christmas tale.
426
00:21:59,837 --> 00:22:04,010
And I hope you Christmas is
better than sunken treasure.
427
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,424
Eh?!
428
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:14,975
Aw... Potty left me
a little Christmas present.
429
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,837
Ar, ye old mistletoe.
430
00:22:20,941 --> 00:22:23,251
And you know what that means.
431
00:22:23,355 --> 00:22:26,148
Time for somebody to kiss
Patchy the Pirate.
432
00:22:26,251 --> 00:22:28,182
Come on, who's it going to be?
433
00:22:28,286 --> 00:22:29,975
Come on, kiss the Captain.
434
00:22:31,079 --> 00:22:32,803
Squawk! Give us a kiss!
435
00:22:32,906 --> 00:22:34,424
No, not you! Not you, Potty!
436
00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:35,872
No, no, get out of here.
437
00:22:35,975 --> 00:22:37,527
Give me a kiss!
438
00:22:37,631 --> 00:22:39,389
No, I don't want to kiss you.
439
00:22:39,493 --> 00:22:41,010
No, we talked about this.
440
00:22:41,113 --> 00:22:42,493
Potty! No...
441
00:22:42,596 --> 00:22:45,355
Well, it looks like Patchy's
442
00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:46,837
pretty busy at the moment
443
00:22:46,941 --> 00:22:48,251
so I'll say it for him--
444
00:22:48,355 --> 00:22:50,044
good night and happy holidays.
445
00:22:51,768 --> 00:22:53,044
Give me a kiss!
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