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撑开呀，盲炳！
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救命呀…救命呀…
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你会不会开船的？
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你那条船横着在那里
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不是让人家撞了？
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撞个屁
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你是盲的吗？
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你快点赔钱
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赔什么？你赔给我才对呀！
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不要吵了，救人呀！
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关你屁事 小心我叫人抓你
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不要笑了，快救人呀！
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阿南呀，快点救人
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你会游泳吗？
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我不会游泳的
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快来啊，快来啊！
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一人拉一条
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你不赔是吗？ 不赔
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叫他们两个赔吧
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你们俩快赔钱呀！
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不要装死呀
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马上抬他们进医院
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这么多人站着干什么，快…
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不可以放他们走呀
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那两条船谁赔呢？
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他们船钱还没给呢
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你看见没有，两条船都沉下去了
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看见人家快要浸死了，都不肯救人
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还在这里讲钱
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全都不是人呀，妈的！
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是不是你给钱？！
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你替他们赔呀，否则我就要打你
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怎么样？你快赔钱！
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他好凶呀，看样子他真的要打你呐
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不会的
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他就是这样牙擦擦，他才不敢呢！
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来决一胜负吧！
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早说他只会呱呱叫的了
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后边还有一个呀
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这个是无声狗
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不好了，你们先走开！
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真行呀，你怎么知道
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他背后藏了一根棍呀？
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我看不到棍，
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是我爸爸教的
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是忠是奸一看相貌就知道了
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你们这班小子不去上学
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却来偷看我打鱼
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出来…出来…
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辛辛苦苦的筹钱起学校给你们读书
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个个都不上学去而来这里偷懒！
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你们将来长大了
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是不是想象我一样的站着打鱼呢？
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读书好重要的
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你们都很聪明
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将来海南岛全靠你们了，知道吗？
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肚子饿吗？
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每人一条鱼！
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好呀，谢谢南哥！
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放了学才准吃呀，你们即刻上学去
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香港亲戚有信寄来给你呀！
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什么信呀？
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即刻上学去，跑步，跑步…
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二叔公，有鱼吃呀，是鲗鱼呀
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你最合胃口了！
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谢谢
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阿萍有封信由香港寄来
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叫我去探望她
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那你们就团聚了
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希望啦，没见面二十多年了
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八岁就去了香港，
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待我还真好
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经常写信来，又寄照片来给我
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这个拿去吃吧！
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你又把鱼分给孩子们吃了？
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小孩子吃不了多少
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那些孩子们有书读全归功你
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不是归功我，是归功我的妹夫
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我妹夫呀
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就是寄钱回来起学校的那个呀
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是在香港做经理那个嘛
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他对阿萍很好的
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他真好的没说话
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人长得英俊，又英明神武
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他在香港混得很不错
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他常常写信来告诉说
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香港好繁荣，像天堂一样呀
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我妹夫也算够本事，白手兴家
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现在是间鞋店的主管
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他告诉我说
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有很多人都争着托他大脚
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太紧啦
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多穿几天就会宽一点了
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这一双也试一试！
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太阔了！
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多放两块鞋垫进去就紧了
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这个皮会不会褪色？
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你的脸日子久了也会又黄又皱啦
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拿一双红色的给我！
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阿全，拿双红色的鞋过来！
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下午茶时间呀！
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这一双真漂亮呀！
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我今天没心情再试了，我要赶时间
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明天我再来试好了，拜拜，靓仔
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旧鞋？！
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这双鞋是五百九十九元
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你想给现金还是赊账呀？
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看你的样子一定是赊账的了
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出粮扣吧！
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女儿，起来，下车啦！
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阿黄！
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经纪拉！
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非礼呀！
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你非礼我，你非礼我…
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他非礼你，我抓他上警察局去
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经纪拉，我真的碰也没碰过她
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我信你，可是他们
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我说你是英雄
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要是你被色狼刺死了
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你老婆儿女怎么办？
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所以我刚才不敢出声了
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就是啦，你不出声不是为了你自己
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而是为了你的家人
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既然你这样为你的家人着想
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就好应该帮我买一部
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袖珍全能自动吸尘机了
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这个吸尘机包你吸得一粒尘也没了
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如果有，我全吃了它
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那就帮我买一部呀！
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下次，下次吧！ 下次？！
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真的下次，下次真的帮我买了
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黄先生，时间过得真快
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这么快又到下次了
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你上次说下次帮我买的
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现在帮我买一部啦
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我老婆要骂的
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你老婆不会骂的，这个是新产品呀
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怎么你总是不带锁匙的？！
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没手开呀！
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吃饭吧
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老婆，你以后不用扫地了
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你看我多为你着想呢
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又是那个经纪拉是吗？
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他一定是对你赞个不停了
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他有什么本事，
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你上次向他买的
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什么高速录影机回带器
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家里连录影机也没有呀
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妹妹，夜机呀？
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是呀，哥哥，去台北呀
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还有呀，这个空气清新机
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你自己看看
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简直是浪费金钱
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你这个小鬼不吃东西，又不多讲话
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那一个男人娶到你就是他的福气
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你用不着把话题扯开
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你看这个鬼东西，十几个按掣
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也不知道该怎样用的
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有说明书的嘛，你走开
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我来示范一次给你看
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我去给你盛碗汤来
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老爸
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我跟细B就快要多一个新老爸了
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别胡说！
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妈咪今天收到一封情信
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边看边笑
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看完了也不知道有多高兴呀
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又讲大话了？！
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讲大话跟你姓
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那封信就放在枕头下面
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老爸，你好自为之了
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就快有得吃了
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是谁的信？
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看完了不许生气的
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你这死丫头又讲大话了
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有书不读看「姊妹」？！
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妈咪也看「姊妹」的
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不一样，妈咪跟你
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妈咪呀，老爸说你是舞女呀
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死丫头，又在胡说
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打单信，不看！
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不外乎叫我寄钱给公社买电视
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修桥筑路起学校
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他在上边做英雄，
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除了头一次是你的钱之外
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以后每次寄的都是我的钱！
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老婆，你的钱不就是我的钱吗？
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这一次不是寄钱了
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真是好消息
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我哥哥的探亲证批出来了
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会到香港来住半年
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他在这里只得我一个亲人
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所以我打算招呼他在家里住了
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我会替他申请长期居留
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以后他会在这里长住了
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我反对！
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家里所有的小事，你怎么做主都行
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你哥哥来这里是一件大事
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一定要由我拿主意
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老婆呀，我为了这个家
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已经捱到背也弯了
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再加多一个人，我早晚会腰骨断的
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你们大家说呀！
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家里多了一个陌生男人，
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以后又多一个人争用厕所了
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那些大陆人最喜欢讲粗口的
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你再吵，就轮到我讲粗口了
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越南学童入学也有家长反对
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你放个阿灿在家里，
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你理他们干吗？
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远亲不如近邻嘛
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那些大圈仔，专门来香港打劫
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舅父他早晚会惹上那些省港奇兵
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家里一定会变成贼窝了
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不会的
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你舅父这么老实，
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所有的大陆人来到这里
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都会做贼的吗？
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不是，李达成不是做了未来偶像啰
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这个哥哥是我唯一的亲人
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你可以招呼你妹妹在这里住
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难道我不可以招呼我哥哥吗？
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我后天回来了
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黄嘉范，你讲一句
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你到底招不招呼我大哥？
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吃呀，你！
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对，家里的大事是由我做主
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不过你大哥来是件小事
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你做主意好了
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现在检查功课
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你们把功课簿拿起来，拿起来看看
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我们知道你明天要到香港去
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专程来跟你饯行的
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干吗这么客气呢？
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自己兄弟嘛，有酒留着自己喝好了
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浸了些什么？饭铲头呀？！
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他自己也舍不得喝呢
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南哥，今天要跟你
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我绑着脚都赢你了，真的是
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你做人要肯服人才行，
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谁输了谁就要喝光这埕酒
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又偷步！？
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阿牛，你又输了
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跟你说过绑了脚都赢你的
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他死不服气
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马上喝光它，开呀…喝呀…
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跟兄弟饯行嘛
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我只用了一半的功力
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他去了香港就没有人跟你玩了
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夹住我的脚，怎么行呢？
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大减价，最后两天，欢迎进来参观
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妹妹，哥哥在这里呀！
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妹妹，进来…
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这位是…？
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他是我在飞机上认识的朋友，
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许公子，幸会，幸会！
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请进来随便参观一下
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妹妹，你也拣一双吧
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看中了我送给你
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谢谢
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这里全都是真皮的，全是名牌呀
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这双鞋穿了不舒服
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嘉玲，这个许公子是什么来头？
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他老爸在台湾有好多间百货公司的
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那你就要相信我的直觉，他最配你
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真的吗？
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许公子，看中了这两双吗？
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除了这两双之外，全部替我包起来
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全部包起来，都是六号半的
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今晚我老爸的马出赛
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陪我去拉头马好吗？
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这张咭收不收呀？
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这次送货太简单了
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全部送到我家去就行了
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谢谢你！
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我们走了！
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对，陪许公子进马场去吧
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晚点回家也不要紧
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他们来了，快点准备！
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姑姐说不嫁你，叫你快走呀！
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真是“倒米寿星”
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开门利是，利利是是
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长长久久
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九百九拾九万九千九百九拾九
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少一毛钱我都不开门呀
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这里一千万，你欠我一元
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发达啦，钱呀！
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老婆，好多钱呀！
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早晨，老板！
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抓她出来
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射他！
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看见你真是太开心了
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我也好开心呀
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正「基佬」
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走呀阿灿，在这跳飞机呢？
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大哥
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阿萍
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你怎么瘦了，脸上没肉，腰又凹了
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大腿全见骨，你有没吃饭呀？
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你不要哭了
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哥哥，你妹夫呀！
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你好！
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妹夫，你真是我的恩人
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我养了她七年，你替我养了她八年
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我真不知道该怎么报答你
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不要哭了！
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对了，哥哥，先拿回你的东西！
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老公，快来帮忙呀！
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你为什么打我？
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那个才是你的嘛
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红色的是我的
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让我老公拿吧！
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瞎眼的吗？
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哥哥，快点进来坐呀
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这里地方小，别见笑
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快叫舅父，快叫人呀
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这个是奀猪，总是不肯吃饭
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所以这么奀了
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奀猪，为什么不肯吃饭呀？！
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这个是炮妹
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炮妹呀，这么大了
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为什么叫炮妹呢？
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从早到晚都在车大炮呀
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舅父，你真是英俊潇洒了
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又在车大炮啦
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这次是讲真话了
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我先把东西搬出露台去
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好，搬出露台去
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这间屋子不算大啊
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是呀，住五个人就刚好
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多住一个就挤迫了一点
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住口呀你
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今晚上许先生约了我吃饭呀
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对了，我来介绍，我妹妹嘉玲
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这个就是你大嫂的哥哥
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姑姐，你长得真漂亮
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一点也不像你大哥呀
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喝不喝椰青，我的椰青刚刚…
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这里不阻地方，风凉水冷
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你自成一角了
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这个质地不错，真的好滑呀
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试一试
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似乎头向那一边好一点
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妹夫呀
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二叔公有一样好东西叫我送给你
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这个你合用吗？
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香港人不用痰盂的
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你快把这难看东西收起来
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不用的？！
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在枱底下全部都有一个痰盂放着
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有痰就吐到厕所里去，厕所在那边
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妹夫呀，你听我解释
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我解释你听，请坐…
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其实呐，痰盂是样很方便的东西
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比如那些国际性会议来说
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比如我是邓小平
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你是雷根总统府这样
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开国际会议…未来的中国前途就…
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好方便呀！
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我真不明白
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你不可以到厕所去吐吗？
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不停的去厕所怎么开会呢，对吗？
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譬如这样
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我们中国未来的前途…等等…
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对不起！
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关于我们中国未来的前途…等等…
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这些老人家会没开完全都断气了
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你说是不是？
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我说你这是找话题
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我们香港人那有这么多痰呢？
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妹夫，一个人没理由没有痰呀
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譬如你开会真的有痰
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没有痰盂你说怎么办？
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吞了它！
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吞到肚里去不是更不合卫生？！
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我们这间屋是不许人家抽烟的
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你没看见吗？
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吸烟危害健康呀！
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不要紧
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你还要吸？！
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不许喷烟出来呀
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全喷到街上去，没事了吧！
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一样不行，风会把烟吹进屋里来的
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不是这么严重吧！
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哥哥，你先去洗个澡
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我们快要吃饭了
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告诉了舅父热水炉的用法吗？
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得了，红掣热水，蓝掣冷水嘛
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烫死人啦
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又戏弄舅父了
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原来红掣是热水，烫得我混身发抖
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你小心点，不要用知道吗？
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不过幸好出过汗，现在挺舒服的
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哥哥，你进去穿整齐一点再出来吧
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整齐点呀！
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阿萍，这样算不算整齐呀？
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喂…我怕了你啦
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怎么？又不对？
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穿件衣服吧
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今晚是讲断掌这个问题
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我卢居士希望大家先看看这幅图画
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这种就叫断掌
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说我呀
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断掌的人如果可以过到下半生呢
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就会鸿运当头 由得他看吧
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但是断掌的人到了中年
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就会遇灾难，惹横祸
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可能还会英年早逝呢
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不过，如果可以逢凶化吉呢
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就可以安享晚年
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那好坏不是由你讲了
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我们下个礼拜再谈吧！
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整晚在吵，怎么睡得着呢？
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睡吧！
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哥哥，明天一早出去，早点睡吧！
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好呀！
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搞偶像崇拜！
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他拉得这么好听，叫他不要拉了
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舅父在乡下没什么娱乐的
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由得他拉吧
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我们换衣服上街去吧！
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哥呀，Timothy（许公子）约了我
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去游船河呀
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你们的城市人这么早就起床了？！
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闹钟这么吵，不用叫都会醒了
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盘里的东西是你浸的？
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是我，我马上洗了它
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让我洗行了，到那边去洗脸吧
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哥哥，快点去换件衣服
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我们今天带你去游香港
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游香港？重点节目呀！
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我马上去换衣服，马上去！
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八个菠萝饱，只吃剩半个
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他的快乐
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就建筑在我们一家人的痛苦上
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洗脸啦，换衣服呀
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上顶楼去吃自助餐呀
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升呀，升呀，外面的大厦
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全部沉下去了，真是伟大！
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大地尽在我们的脚下
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我的眼镜呀
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怎么了？
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吃东西吧！
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炮妹呀，一百五十元一个人
445
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,600
不是整个月的薪水了吗？
446
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,760
不止呀，这里的规矩
447
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,000
每人只准吃一碟
448
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,000
不是说任吃的吗？
449
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,400
一碟是任吃呀！
450
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:30,040
这么小的碟子，
451
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,600
可以，就这个吧！
452
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,880
这个还好
453
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,800
起床到现在还没吃过东西
454
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,600
带你来吃自助餐真是亏了老本呀
455
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,280
要不要沙律？
456
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,760
对不起，每人只准吃一块是吗？
457
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:51,760
好快，好快
458
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,120
对不起，谢谢！
459
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,840
你介意吗？
460
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:05,960
对不起！
461
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,640
请让让…让一让…
462
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,520
这下可赚个够本有利了
463
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,280
哥哥呀，一次拿不了拿第二次好了
464
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,440
不是说每人只准吃一碟吗？
465
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,480
拿了就要吃光，否则要付双倍钱呀
466
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,240
喂，你们不能太过份呀
467
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,800
小事情，小儿科嘛
468
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,080
那你要吃光它，吃呀！
469
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,880
一定要吃得下，来，开工！
470
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,600
哥哥，起来呀，你做什么呀？
471
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,720
我在做运动
472
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,080
帮助消化呀
473
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,600
快上来呀！
474
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,160
行了，行了，可以再吃了
475
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,360
饱了…
476
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,160
先生，咖啡！
477
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,360
麻烦你
478
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,040
这糖是不是任拿的？
479
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,040
对
480
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,400
不要浪费了
481
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,160
谢谢
482
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,600
不错，我去撒泡尿
483
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,960
真够文明
484
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,280
好方便呀！
485
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,840
孩子，我们决定移民！
486
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,840
老爸，买这块滑板给我
487
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,040
太浪费了，望梅止渴
488
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,480
多看两下就当买了
489
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,240
慢慢看嘛，走吧！
490
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,440
你真的喜欢这块滑板吗？
491
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,040
今天花了千多元呀
492
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,600
这么喂法，我都会游啦
493
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,400
鱼也会表演，你看你大哥
494
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,200
他会做什么呢？
495
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,040
你在鞋店里替他找份工作吧
496
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,520
你是经理嘛
497
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,240
喂…炮妹呀
498
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,040
怎么电话总是打不通呢？
499
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:32,760
怎么会不通呢？
500
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,120
打给你看
501
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,880
33601111
502
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,560
打给谁这么紧张呀？
503
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,440
打给你爸爸
504
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,760
他今天带我到鞋店去见工
505
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,000
那要约时间的嘛，对不对？
506
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,200
见工呀？！
507
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:49,280
我想起来了，
508
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,000
叫我最紧要教你见工时的规矩
509
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,200
见工有什么规矩呀？
510
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,640
把手伸出来呀
511
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,840
见到老板娘要跟她握手
512
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,440
然后用中指骚她的掌心
513
00:30:59,240 --> 00:30:59,800
痒死了！
514
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,520
现在流行呀
515
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,160
香港人个个握手都是这样的
516
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:05,920
真的？！
517
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,160
快点呀，怎么现在才来呀！
518
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,440
这份工薪水一千二百元，没有假期
519
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,800
伙食是自已的，你的意思怎么样？
520
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,240
不用考虑了
521
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,720
我已经替你答应了，走吧！
522
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,600
你先站在这里，吸什么烟呢？
523
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:26,960
老板娘！
524
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,040
事头婆
525
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,000
站开点！
526
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:30,360
这是我亲戚
527
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,920
阿范，那些大陆仔做事太不行呀
528
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,800
我看还是我自己另外找人好了
529
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,800
不，他好勤力呀！
530
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,760
勤力有什么用，我们是卖女装鞋的
531
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,520
最好找一个斯斯文文
532
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,080
温温柔柔，阴声细气的
533
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,400
还要有一点娘娘腔呀！
534
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,320
我到那边去等你，慢慢来！
535
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,120
还有呀，他开O.T.不收钱呀
536
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,520
这有什么用呢？
537
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,120
下个礼拜我们扩充卖童装鞋
538
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,240
我要请一个伙记会哄小孩的
539
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,200
最好有一点点童真
540
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:11,840
他发羊吊？
541
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,040
大哥！
542
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,920
你为什么把小孩弄哭呢？
543
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,440
走开一点
544
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,760
不行，我们的货好重，
545
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,000
最好找一个强强壮壮的大个子
546
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:31,960
这就对了
547
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,160
可以做到一百下吗？
548
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,960
你搞什么鬼呀？快起来！
549
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,840
老板娘，这是我大舅子雁归南
550
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,240
老板娘
551
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,040
你相信我吧，就用他好了
552
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,600
先试用一天
553
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,600
你知不知道今天怎么这样顺利呀？
554
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,280
因为我刚才骚过她嘛
555
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,720
是我照着你呀！
556
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,960
你把肉都露出来，贪好看吗？
557
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:25,520
我现在要去见客
558
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,760
快把货办搬上我的车尾箱去
559
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,440
小心点，拿好啊
560
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,440
抢劫呀…抢劫呀…
561
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:39,960
去追吧！
562
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,240
中！
563
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,320
老板娘，你看看有没有失了钱？
564
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,600
好在两千元还在里头
565
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,760
你看你多大意呀
566
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,360
不见了手袋只是两千多元
567
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,680
你打烂了大哥大电话可是两万多呀
568
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,880
这电话买了保险，过两天有个新的
569
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,040
什么叫做保险呀？
570
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,200
保什么险，你这样做事不行的呀
571
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,360
阿黄！
572
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,520
老板娘
573
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,800
他是粗手粗脚，你多给他次机会吧
574
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:14,600
你这个亲戚呀…
575
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,640
我以后会教他的了
576
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,000
你的亲戚我是请定了
577
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,600
我想请他到我家去吃顿饭
578
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:21,880
大家沟通一下
579
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,440
真好，我跟他一起来
580
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,720
没你的份，我只请他一个
581
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,160
替我把东西搬上车去
582
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,440
你真行，
583
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,200
只是你一个人去陪她
584
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,920
喂…你一定要去啊
585
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,000
一个大男人到女人家去吃饭…
586
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,480
我命令你去
587
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:47,600
不要那么多事吧
588
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:48,760
你要去
589
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:49,680
免谈
590
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:50,840
你一定要去
591
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,120
到了，下车
592
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,120
她今年还没结婚
593
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,240
你的机会来了，知道怎么做了
594
00:35:59,320 --> 00:35:59,880
做什么？
595
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:00,920
这还不明白？
596
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:01,840
不要失礼我呀，按门钟吧
597
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:02,480
开车！
598
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,560
按哪个掣呀？
599
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,080
请到这边来
600
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,800
她就在这
601
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,760
事头婆
602
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:17,680
到里边去，别出来
603
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,280
肚子饿吗？吃东西呀！
604
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,720
自助餐，我吃过了
605
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,280
这么大的黑芝麻呀？
606
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,400
这是鱼子酱，也就是鱼卵
607
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,040
鱼卵我乡下有好多
608
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,360
这个跟你乡下的怎么同呢？
609
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,560
千多元一瓶，好名贵的
610
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,240
我专程在外国买回来的
611
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,760
还很补身呢
612
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,280
香港的东西真贵呀
613
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,920
每样东西都有它的价值
614
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,520
你是什么价值呀？
615
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,840
我斩椰子是每天六元
616
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,440
打鱼就每天八天
617
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,400
我妹夫他是什么价呢？
618
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,560
他值什么钱？像只缩头乌龟
619
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,280
是长途电话吗？
620
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,240
等一等…
621
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,920
搞定了没有？
622
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,560
你是谁呀？
623
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:13,880
我是你妹夫呀
624
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,000
妹夫啊！
625
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,640
老板娘有没有提起我呀？
626
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:18,320
有呀！
627
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,320
她讲什么呀？
628
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,480
她说你是缩头乌龟呀
629
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:22,960
什么叫做缩头乌龟？
630
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,800
她是称赞我，
631
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,760
就这样了，你快点回来，我等你呀
632
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:58,680
谁干的？
633
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,280
我打 打 打…
634
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,240
我都敢打，你给我滚
635
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:15,960
这次不关我的事呀
636
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,440
我要炒他鱿鱼
637
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,520
震得我的耳膜快要破了，好难顶呀
638
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,680
照说你做了八年应该破了耳膜啦
639
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:24,440
你做什么呀？
640
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,920
这只差不多破了，快点走吧
641
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,720
否则两只都要破了
642
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,280
他的意见不是我的意见
643
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,800
你多给一次机会他吧！
644
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:34,680
半分钟之内
645
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,360
他不向我道歉他就要失业
646
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,400
那我代替他向你道歉好了
647
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,440
住口！
648
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,960
那你快向她道歉呀
649
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,760
叫她多给你一次机会
650
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,280
说吧
651
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:50,440
你去吃屎吧，八婆
652
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:51,680
到你
653
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,240
我马上去捉他回来向你道歉
654
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,960
黄嘉范你够胆走出这个门口半步
655
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:03,960
以后就不要再来了
656
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,160
乖啊，快张开咀吃饭呀！
657
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:16,160
加点菜！
658
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,560
腐乳真不错
659
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:19,080
来一块
660
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:19,840
吃菜吧
661
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,040
我不吃
662
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,560
可以伴一碗饭来吃
663
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,200
炮妹，你的
664
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:41,920
奀猪的
665
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,400
鸡腿呀…多么大的鸡腿呀
666
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,760
鸡腿也不吃？！
667
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,040
你到底想吃什么呢？
668
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,360
又不肯吃了
669
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,040
这么大的鸡腿系都不吃？
670
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,880
你是不是故意不吃东西想惹火
671
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,160
你是不是想我打你？我是认真的
672
00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:56,000
我会刮你巴掌的
673
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:56,920
别那么凶嘛…
674
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,800
奀猪，你真的有饭不吃？
675
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,440
让舅父来教训你
676
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,840
来，进厕所去教训你
677
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,440
哥哥，你替我教教她吧
678
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:07,640
你不要打我女儿呀
679
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,480
奀猪，你反正不吃
680
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,040
不如让舅父吃了它
681
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,360
好不好呀？
682
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,800
舅父好可怜
683
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,120
在外面你爸爸老盯着我
684
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,840
我也就不好意思吃了
685
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,480
好吃的，我没什么机会吃这个…
686
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,680
不怕，用水冲冲就行了，冲一冲！
687
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,080
在乡下，什么都没得吃
688
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,280
好惨的！
689
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,360
吃完了，吃得干干净净呀
690
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,000
真乖呀，吃饱饱了没有？
691
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:47,760
怎么会今天吃得这么快呢？
692
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:48,960
她肚子饿嘛
693
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,800
哥哥，你是怎样哄她的？
694
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,360
山人自有妙计
695
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,560
喂…出去喷呀
696
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:06,920
出去喷烟呀
697
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,720
请参加「中国超人有奖游戏节目」
698
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,800
头奖可以独得
699
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,480
快点来参加呀，头奖等着你来拿
700
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,280
张机票等着你去游埠的
701
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,160
我真的受不了他
702
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:53,280
今晚上奀猪吃饭全靠他啦
703
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,080
他行，上一天的工
704
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,160
你老板娘实在是太凶了
705
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,760
哥哥有志气才不做的
706
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,320
那你就是说我没志气了？！
707
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,600
你是没有，我真不明白你
708
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:04,440
怎么可以忍了她八年呢？
709
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,880
你以为我好想忍她吗？
710
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,720
你是不是想我失业，
711
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,240
不要理他们
712
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:10,600
他们在谈情
713
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,280
走吧，大不了明早叫他去
714
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,200
找别的工作做好了
715
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,240
我拿出去扔了它
716
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,240
阿哥出来食早餐啦
717
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,800
奀猪你又不乖了
718
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,680
你又不肯吃了，快张开咀！
719
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,080
奀猪呀，要不要进厕所去讲故事？
720
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,280
我吃了，我吃了
721
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,600
你有空看看报纸
722
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,840
香港政府规定，不做工会判死刑的
723
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,600
别胡说，快坐下吃东西
724
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,880
我给钱你去买件衣服见工吧
725
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,320
我炒外币赚了钱啦
726
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,360
家庭主妇，赚什么钱呀？
727
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,000
舅父，你真够义气呀
728
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:21,400
不要告诉妈妈是我买的
729
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,800
怎么？有没有扭伤脚啦？
730
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,960
舅父，快点替我拾回来
731
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:34,760
怎么拾？
732
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:35,960
个个人掉了东西下去
733
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,520
都是跳下去拾回来的
734
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,560
那，有车来怎么办？
735
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,120
有车来会有钟响的
736
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,480
就是“冷，冷”这样响？
737
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,040
对了，快点去拾，快去拾呀
738
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,840
好，你坐着不要走开
739
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,240
原来在这里，我去拾回来
740
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:55,240
喂…不要呀…
741
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:04,320
舅父…
742
00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:10,120
原来这些车经过是不会响钟的
743
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,080
差点被车车死了
744
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:12,920
还断开了两截，惨了
745
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:14,840
我替你修理它，不用怕
746
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,080
舅父…
747
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,040
傻女，断开了两截好容易修理
748
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,240
明天我找一个铁鎚
749
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,120
马上就可以修理好了
750
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:26,960
舅父
751
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,680
今天是我讲大话，骗你跳下去的
752
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,560
很对不起呀！
753
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,200
你别傻了，你怎么会骗我呢？
754
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,360
你为什么要骗我呢？
755
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,760
你真行呀
756
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,320
被炒了鱿鱼还有心情做
757
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,000
对呀，我一张开眼就告诉自己说
758
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,200
我好幸福，我好快乐
759
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,920
那我就整天都快乐了
760
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,400
你看看你大哥，终日无所事事
761
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,320
就会做一些玩具来害孩子
762
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:56,280
我真服了他啦
763
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:57,160
我也服了你
764
00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:59,760
买了这个什么鬼
765
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,320
我现在不卖吸尘机了
766
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:01,960
阿黄
767
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,640
我找了一份新工作对你更有益处呢
768
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,760
你这个名符其实的经纪Lie
769
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:06,760
专门骗人的
770
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:07,400
是你告诉我的
771
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:08,960
如果这架吸尘机有一粒尘呢
772
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:09,800
你就吃了它
773
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,000
你看，这么多尘，你替我吃了它
774
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:14,480
行！
775
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:22,520
我刚刚吃饱饭
776
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,080
这些留到今晚当宵夜
777
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,200
我现在转了行做人寿保险
778
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,440
如果你有什么终身残废或死掉
779
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,840
那你就马上…
780
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,200
如果他再啰嗦，我就用扫把打他
781
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:37,600
去死呀！
782
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,360
哥哥你怎么啦？
783
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,200
你大哥不喜欢，我先走了
784
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,880
对不起，许公子
785
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:44,520
我以为你是那个衰神呀
786
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:45,400
我像衰神吗？
787
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,200
我像，来…我替你揩干净它
788
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,320
这怎么揩呢？拿条湿毛巾来吧！
789
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,480
我有一瓶珍藏的陈年X.O.
790
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:52,800
我去拿出来跟你喝一杯
791
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,200
没事了吧，我来介绍，这是我大嫂
792
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,240
这个是Timothy
793
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,720
炮妹，我教你呀
794
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:00,800
每逢第一次跟别人握手
795
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:01,800
用两只手这样夹着人家的
796
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,160
多数是虚伪的
797
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:04,760
这两个是我的侄女
798
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,040
很可爱呀
799
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,880
许公子，欢迎，欢迎
800
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,160
到那边去坐吧
801
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:15,680
吃豆腐花呀，来…
802
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:16,640
他是“基佬”？
803
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:17,760
傻佬呀！
804
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,800
来，来，我们来喝一杯！
805
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,080
大嫂，你该收拾一下你大哥的东西
806
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:34,040
哥哥，过来，帮我抹只杯子
807
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,400
倒杯茶给人客呀
808
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,240
抹一抹脸吧
809
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,760
明天我爸爸有一个古董预展
810
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:41,320
喝杯茶，许公子！
811
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,840
喝什么茶呢，我们在喝酒嘛
812
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:43,920
一起喝也可以呀
813
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:44,720
一起来吧
814
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,760
到时候我介绍我爹地给你们认识
815
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,320
我一定到
816
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:49,800
我也一定到
817
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:52,640
不请我呀？！
818
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,280
不是，一起来吧！
819
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,000
一起一起，自己人嘛
820
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:59,160
讲到投资，海南岛我最熟悉了
821
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:02,560
最好是机场…
822
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,800
对不起，穿洞了换一个啊
823
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:12,400
对不起，我赶时间，我先走了！
824
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,000
是，嘉玲，你送许公子下去！
825
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,600
嘉玲，你晚点回来也不紧要
826
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,760
你不要吵了，明天的预展你不准去
827
00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:22,440
为什么不让我去？
828
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,960
你又吸烟，拿着这样霉烂的胶袋
829
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,120
太失礼人了
830
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:26,800
除非你戒烟
831
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,840
这么容易戒烟吗？那你又不戒酒？
832
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,360
男人大丈夫说戒酒就戒酒
833
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:35,720
我现在就把酒锁起来
834
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,080
你戒烟呀，戒给我看呀
835
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:38,800
我看死你戒不到烟的
836
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,880
各位同志，现在我宣布戒烟
837
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:46,560
由现在开始
838
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,080
那一个看见我吸一口烟的话
839
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,920
可以左一巴掌，右一巴掌
840
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,480
兼赔一百元给他
841
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:53,240
我现在吸最后的一口
842
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:06,040
为什么带他来看古董呢？
843
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,200
他就不是出土文物吗？
844
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,320
我哥哥来了，哥哥，许翁呀！
845
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,720
许翁！
846
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,720
我来你们介绍，我爸爸，我妈咪
847
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:23,360
她哥哥的两个女儿
848
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,840
许翁…真是幸会，幸会！
849
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,000
这么热情的？！
850
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,560
哥哥，到那边去喝杯东西吧！
851
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,880
好，你要点什么？
852
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,720
凉茶，橙汁有人要吗？我去拿
853
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,840
你试试我的陈年佳酿
854
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,800
万多元一瓶的，给你倒一杯！
855
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:01,240
我戒了酒！
856
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,760
许翁呀，做鞋这门生意是赚定了
857
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,800
以我做了这么多年做鞋的经验
858
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,920
做出来的鞋一定耐穿…
859
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,800
穿鞋子是要讲款式
860
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,160
不是讲耐用这回事
861
00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:16,120
难怪你做了一辈子的驴子
862
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,120
邓爵士
863
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,120
先生，吸烟吗？
864
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,520
谢谢
865
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,400
免费的？
866
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:31,640
是呀，不用钱的
867
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:39,880
也是免费的？！
868
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,320
在外面要卖二百元一支，
869
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,680
那不是一个月的工钱？！
870
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,000
到那边去走一走
871
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,800
你的样子真像红高粱里的女主角
872
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,320
谢谢，你可以走开了
873
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:57,360
怪人？！
874
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,160
你吸烟！
875
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,880
没点火，不算数呀！
876
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:45,920
你知不知道这个古董值六十多万
877
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,560
你打烂了我赔不起
878
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,400
喂…刚才我看见你
879
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,720
用手去拿人家的东西吃
880
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,840
你这样做太失礼我了，你知道吗？
881
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,760
还有…这里的酒要万多元一瓶的
882
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,960
你不要随便拿人家的酒来喝
883
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,320
说你两句就鼓起脸，把钮子扣上呀
884
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,400
小姐，你为什么摸我的脸呀？
885
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:22,920
请过来参观
886
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,040
不要搞乱档
887
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,960
哥哥，着火了，快点弄熄它
888
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,320
要万多元一瓶呀
889
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:43,840
我跟大家介绍
890
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,360
不好意思
891
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,600
各位嘉宾，
892
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,240
咸丰年代的茶壶
893
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,000
很贵的
894
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,000
是很名贵，标价六十多万啊
895
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,400
六十多万？值不值呀？
896
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,400
这可不是阿拉丁神灯呀
897
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,640
真是神灯，真的是神灯啊
898
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,680
这个是我老公在埃及买回来
899
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,480
是以前的法老王用来盛木乃伊用的
900
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,760
怎么木乃伊不会腐化的呢
901
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:20,280
这个你都不知道，
902
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,680
荒谬，用烟薰，你当是薰鱼吗？
903
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,360
我早说是用烟薰的啦
904
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:32,600
捉迷藏呀！
905
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,480
老婆，没事吧？
906
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:36,840
妈咪
907
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:37,560
伯母
908
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:38,680
你们走呀！
909
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,280
左一巴，右一巴！
910
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,280
罚一百元
911
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,280
先回家，回家再给行不行？
912
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,240
都是妈不好，替她改个名字叫嘉玲
913
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:03,000
凡是嘉玲都嫁不成公子的
914
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,560
那家人这么市侩，嫁不嫁也没关系
915
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:07,680
还想冤枉我大哥
916
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:08,760
不冤枉他冤枉谁呀？
917
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:09,800
他现在没面目回来吃饭了
918
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,000
没胆回来看我了
919
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,760
是呀，他欠我一百元还没给呢
920
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,160
舅父上电视呀
921
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,000
你叫什么名字？
922
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:18,440
雁归南呀！
923
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,640
好！这个社会充满压力
924
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:22,360
我们无时无刻受人压迫
925
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,280
这个节目
926
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,160
就是要考验参赛的“吉屎”
927
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:26,280
忍气及耐力
928
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:27,600
看一看谁是真正的超人
929
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:28,960
妈，那个不是楼上的乡下佬？
930
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:30,000
今天的头奖
931
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,560
你可独得单人来回伦敦机票一张
932
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:33,880
现在游戏开始
933
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:35,680
首先请现场的观众出来帮忙
934
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:37,560
唔该各位，将每条橡根绳抽紧
935
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,600
愈紧愈好，然后将石弹落去
936
00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:43,560
哗，有趣，跟着就是重点出场
937
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:44,520
今日的参赛者
938
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,080
要接受更大的侮辱及折磨
939
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:47,960
就是放坑渠老鼠
940
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:49,800
好恐怖呀！
941
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:51,520
现在有三十秒时间给你考虑
942
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,840
只要你还有做人的尊严
943
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:53,680
你都应该放弃的
944
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:54,920
为什么要受这些折磨呢？
945
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,160
难道你是没有妈妈的？
946
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:57,880
是不是？怎么？放弃不？
947
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,320
三十秒的时间很快过
948
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,440
是很艰苦的，放弃不？放弃不？
949
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,120
白费心机了，他输定了
950
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:07,720
我哥哥在海南岛吃田鼠的
951
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,160
我说他一定赢
952
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:12,760
又放弃！以上三位，全都失败
953
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,480
现在剩下了最后一位参赛者
954
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,000
怎样？请问你有信心吗？
955
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:17,480
定过抬油呀！
956
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:18,840
哗！很大的语气啊！
957
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:22,800
好！立即放坑渠老鼠下去，
958
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,760
加油！
959
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,240
加油！舅父
960
00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:28,920
把机票放弃吧！
961
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:30,640
留给下星期的参赛者吧！
962
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:32,680
放弃，放弃不？加多一只
963
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,960
哗，现在有二只，更加难顶呀！
964
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:37,800
哗，唔死都一身“散”
965
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:39,840
早知冧佢买住院保险
966
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:40,840
放弃啦！
967
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,120
你看这些老鼠比猫更大只
968
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,040
很多虱的，最后十秒
969
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:49,680
十，九，八，七，六
970
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:54,520
五，四，三，二，一
971
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,080
好野！你赢左啦，佢赢左啦
972
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:58,880
好呀，舅父赢了
973
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,400
佢系中国的超人呀！
974
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:03,360
恭喜你，雁生
975
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,120
你成为我们今天最佳的超人
976
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,640
他可以得到来回伦敦机票一张
977
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,160
叫他折现，叫他折现呀
978
00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:11,200
呢张机票唔可以折现
979
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,000
唔可以转让
980
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,240
恭喜你雁生，你一定要去旅行了
981
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,480
那不是要贴钱给他去游埠了？！
982
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:17,480
同家人说句话啦
983
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,200
我就回来吃饭
984
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:27,520
雁先生，等了你很久了
985
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,160
碰到你真是走运呀
986
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:30,800
你不够运了
987
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:31,800
什么不够运？
988
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,680
大家这么熟，有便宜给你
989
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:35,200
来，跟我来，我带你去威
990
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:39,080
坐飞机是非常危险的
991
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:41,520
几年前有桂林空难
992
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,680
跟着日航客机又掉下山去
993
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,200
南韩客机又被击落
994
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,920
伊朗的飞机还让美军打落海去了
995
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:53,040
行船跑马三分险呀
996
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,240
所以一定要买保险了
997
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:56,880
又来了！
998
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:01,160
如果你坐的是这架飞机，
999
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,080
不过，如果你买了保险的话
1000
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,280
就有钱赔了
1001
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:05,360
到你
1002
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,680
要是真的，有钱都没命享了
1003
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,760
话不是这样说
1004
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:11,560
那你的家人就可以得益了
1005
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,840
我想问问你
1006
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:27,720
手不方便可不可以这样，这样
1007
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,440
这样笃呀？
1008
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,240
这样也可以，没规定一定要用手的
1009
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,360
早说嘛，这样容易得多了
1010
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:35,480
你笃得才奇怪
1011
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,200
跟你说很容易
1012
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:50,920
你的手放在台面就难打了
1013
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:54,920
一百元！
1014
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:55,600
做什么？
1015
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:57,080
你像刚才那样笃进去
1016
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,600
我就输一百元给你
1017
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:00,440
不是这么便宜吧？
1018
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:01,440
不过这样
1019
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,560
你笃不进去就要帮我买保险了
1020
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,480
笃不进去就帮你买保险？！
1021
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,560
好！你有多少张一百元？
1022
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:07,400
十张！
1023
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,000
有钱去游埠了
1024
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,000
到了印度就转机
1025
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,240
我替你要了个窗口位子
1026
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:50,840
那不是很凉快？
1027
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:52,520
是呀，是呀，很凉快
1028
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,000
哥哥，这里还有一点钱
1029
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,720
你带去用吧，以防万一呀
1030
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,160
不用了，我用不了多少
1031
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:04,240
伦敦好冷的，
1032
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,240
否则你病了
1033
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:06,840
就没有人照顾你了，知道吗？
1034
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,000
阿萍，我还是别去了
1035
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,160
无谓花你们这许多钱…
1036
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:12,080
不是，不是，你去吧…
1037
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:14,800
你最好在那边
1038
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:15,800
结识一个金丝猫（洋妞）
1039
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:17,640
那你就可以在那边入籍，
1040
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:18,960
去吧
1041
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,160
坐稳飞机
1042
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,800
你怕烟味是吗？我开窗好了
1043
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:35,320
旅客请注意
1044
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:39,440
航机将降落印度孟买机场转机
1045
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:43,880
乘客必须离机，手提行李可留机上
1046
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:48,160
请取转机证及等候登机广播
1047
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,360
加料，加料，庆祝放监
1048
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,720
不是，是假释
1049
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,320
起码在两个礼拜之内
1050
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,160
没有烟臭，没有人争厕所用
1051
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:07,400
没有人吐痰
1052
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:08,840
没一个穿着孖烟囱的男人
1053
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:10,280
在这里进进出出的
1054
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,080
真是太好了
1055
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:13,920
现在是特别新闻报导
1056
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,080
一架由印度孟买
1057
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,280
一个钟头前，在埃及上空
1058
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,320
被伊拉克的流弹击中坠毁
1059
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,600
事件起因，是伊拉克方面
1060
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:25,720
报复伊朗反停火协议
1061
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,680
初步消息，机上乘客全部罹难
1062
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:30,160
航空公司方面证实
1063
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:32,400
机上有二十八名香港乘客
1064
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:34,720
他们是由香港往伦敦
1065
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,920
而中途在孟买转机的
1066
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,640
联合国安全理事会
1067
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:41,280
正欲就今次事件进行调查
1068
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,720
雁归南坐的那架飞机被炸了
1069
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,560
现在公司正在安排家属
1070
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:48,640
到埃及去认领遣体
1071
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:51,120
我有消息再打回来
1072
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,040
哥！
1073
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:07,960
先生，请醒来
1074
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,640
进这个闸口
1075
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:17,040
谢谢，是不是这一架
1076
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:24,160
怎么好多黑人呀！
1077
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:40,280
想不到哥哥躺过木乃伊棺材
1078
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:41,760
就真的会死在这里
1079
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,120
烧成这样，怎么认呢？
1080
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:53,920
是哥哥的！
1081
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:58,560
不要伤心了
1082
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:04,840
大舅哥，这些烟是你最喜欢吸的
1083
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:07,800
希望你在天之灵，
1084
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:18,720
舅父回来了，舅父回来了，好呀！
1085
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:27,480
我昨天晚上梦见舅父呀
1086
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:38,760
许公子送你回来的？
1087
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:40,880
他说要结婚了
1088
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,720
真的？！什么时候？
1089
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:44,280
他说下个月
1090
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:45,760
下个月这么快
1091
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,960
也不知道来不来得及准备嫁粧呢
1092
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:49,200
他说下个月
1093
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,840
跟地产大王的女儿结婚呀！
1094
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:57,440
这样也好，起码可以省回一笔嫁粧
1095
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:05,880
你病了？！
1096
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:07,920
你最近怎么了？
1097
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,120
心神恍惚的，手脚又慢
1098
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,520
马姑娘，其实我都不好意思开口
1099
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:14,760
我家里正等着钱用
1100
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:15,880
想借钱去问银行借
1101
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:17,920
不过这几年来你都没加我的工钱了
1102
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,240
那发多一个月好了
1103
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:20,400
分花红？！
1104
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:21,520
遣散费呀
1105
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:26,960
黄太
1106
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:30,960
店里头太多冗员了
1107
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,240
我做事很勤力的
1108
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,480
新界的牛也很勤力
1109
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:36,160
还不是一样被人拉去做火锅
1110
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:37,120
我看你呢…
1111
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:38,200
我回去做工了
1112
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:42,720
黄嘉范，如果你有志气的话
1113
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:46,240
就走出这个门口，以后都不要回来
1114
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:49,040
那你就是真真正正的男人了
1115
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:50,320
黄先生，电话！
1116
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:51,280
我的电话
1117
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:55,520
老公呀，哥哥在上飞机之前
1118
01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:56,840
买了人寿保险
1119
01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:58,920
受益人写我
1120
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,760
现在赔五十万美金呀！
1121
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:02,560
多少钱？
1122
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:05,800
五十万美金，也就是四百万港币呀
1123
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:09,840
调查一个月之后就会发给我们了
1124
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:12,160
那我回来再说
1125
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:21,040
宾主一场，我最后给你一个机会
1126
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:24,120
由这个月起，我减了你五百元工钱
1127
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:25,560
好好的用心做下去
1128
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:27,640
还不快去工作？！
1129
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:32,800
为什么我不骂死宾婆呢
1130
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:34,880
因为发了财好多人会来借钱的
1131
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:36,800
为了保着我的钱包
1132
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,680
一定要忍你，忍你…忍！
1133
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:45,480
嘥气，嘥气…
1134
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:15,760
你这小小黄种人
1135
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,680
下来，快点，将军要见你
1136
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,560
好…我马上下来
1137
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:25,280
不要开枪呀，老兄！
1138
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,040
我是从香港来的，我…
1139
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:42,480
你来干吗？
1140
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:45,600
我？我叫什么名字？
1141
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,480
你，我问你呀！
1142
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:48,880
雁归南呀！
1143
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,960
雁呢就是天空上的雀仔
1144
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:53,120
会飞的
1145
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:00,040
归呢就是归家
1146
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:05,360
回家去吃饭那个家，冲凉那个家…
1147
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:09,360
归，就是那些龟，会爬的，爬…的
1148
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,120
会爬的龟，会爬的
1149
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:14,520
我想他想游泳
1150
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:28,000
就是这间了，请随便参观
1151
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:29,840
这间屋好大呀！
1152
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:34,320
这张是临时合约
1153
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,880
请你签个名字，付点订金
1154
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:40,680
都是哥哥保佑我们
1155
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:42,960
不是抓我去枪毙吧？同志！
1156
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:53,080
你好吗？好高兴认识你
1157
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:56,280
我名字叫鬼塚，请多多指教
1158
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:58,240
糟了，他不是讲广东话的
1159
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:00,200
黄面孔，讲不通？！
1160
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:02,560
什么？你讲什么？
1161
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:04,520
去日本看雪景
1162
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:06,320
去巴黎，够浪漫
1163
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:07,960
去迪士尼最好玩
1164
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,640
去菲律宾最省钱
1165
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:13,320
老爸，发达了，
1166
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:16,760
一家人去一定有折扣，有没有？
1167
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:26,080
同志，你真是救星，谢谢你的帮忙
1168
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:29,040
解释给他们知道我是香港来的
1169
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:30,360
转错了机
1170
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:32,280
你怎么一个人到这里来呢？
1171
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:34,560
他们要我来帮你讲话
1172
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:35,640
你说上海话好不好？
1173
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:37,440
两个中国人，讲不通？！
1174
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,760
不是呀，
1175
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:43,720
不用挑了，我就要她
1176
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,000
这个年纪大了点，而且靠不住的
1177
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:47,080
我指定要她
1178
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:48,200
她不会煮菜呀
1179
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:49,760
只会煮一些古灵精怪的东西给你吃
1180
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:50,920
我不理，我指定要她
1181
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,360
因为她的样子够衰
1182
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:03,600
喂，不要抓我去枪毙呀
1183
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:06,600
你说什么话？
1184
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,200
我是说你这种话的
1185
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:17,640
请你告诉他们，叫他们送我回香港
1186
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:22,360
今天是三七，适逢是他的回魂夜
1187
01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:24,720
他的灵魂会在十一点钟回来
1188
01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:27,400
由东边入屋，由西边离去
1189
01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:29,400
他魂高三丈
1190
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:31,360
喂，那我们会不会见到他？
1191
01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:33,720
如果时运高的就不会看见他
1192
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:35,080
如果稍为时运低一点
1193
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:36,760
就算看见了也要假装看不见
1194
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:38,120
千万不要跟他说话
1195
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:40,200
否则他的灵魂就会留恋这里
1196
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:41,440
不肯走了
1197
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,440
不用怕，电视嘛
1198
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:22,120
我时运低，我先去睡觉了
1199
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,160
姑姐，我回来了
1200
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:38,040
萍呀，我回来了
1201
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:42,320
我在那边真是好惨呀，
1202
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:46,200
看见的全是黑鬼，真是惨呀
1203
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:49,560
鸡腿，鸡腿
1204
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:51,360
不要叫他，叫了他不会走
1205
01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:53,120
那边只是吃蛤蟆
1206
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:57,200
还有麦当劳薯条呀，发达了
1207
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:00,440
还有虾饺，烧卖…
1208
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:07,000
我先去冲凉
1209
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:12,560
他走了！
1210
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:17,520
好了，好了，东边来，西边去
1211
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:18,640
没事了…
1212
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:19,720
我们继续看电视
1213
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:26,960
你们怎么啦？
1214
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:28,880
那边又是曱甴，又是木虱的
1215
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:29,480
拿块肥皂给我
1216
01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:31,000
我相信洗三个钟头都洗不干净呀
1217
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:32,360
借块肥皂我用用
1218
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:33,600
有下“爬”
1219
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:37,120
有反应，他是人呀，还没死的
1220
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,960
哥哥，原来你还没死呀
1221
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:44,240
为什么以为我死了？
1222
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:47,600
我的保险金不就见财化水了
1223
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:51,840
这一回是他不死，我死了！
1224
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:01,400
大舅，早晨
1225
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:03,440
我已经准备好早餐了
1226
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,040
全部都是你的
1227
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:06,120
怎么吃得了呢？
1228
01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:07,440
一定吃得了
1229
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:15,280
隔壁还没醒呢
1230
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:16,640
你这么大声会吵醒人家的
1231
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:17,600
你看
1232
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,520
我今早特别为你去买了一个胶痰盂
1233
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:20,320
你看漂亮吗？
1234
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:21,320
二叔公那个呢？
1235
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:22,840
那个我扔了，你出来
1236
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:24,200
我有点要紧的事跟你说
1237
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:28,080
你也来一点
1238
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:29,160
全都是你的
1239
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:33,040
大舅哥，你人真好，你真伟大
1240
01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:34,440
我以前看错你了
1241
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:35,920
你居然伟大到
1242
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,920
留下五十万美金的保险金给我
1243
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:39,960
你简直是我的救命恩人
1244
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:43,120
我没死，该没得赔是吗？
1245
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:51,800
不会，我不会贱格到
1246
01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:58,520
过两个礼拜呢，保险公司就赔钱了
1247
01:11:58,600 --> 01:11:59,600
只要由这一分钟开始
1248
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:00,800
你不要离开这间屋半步
1249
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:03,080
这就没有人知道你没死了
1250
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:05,320
那不就是骗人？！
1251
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:09,280
这怎么算是骗人呢？
1252
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:11,160
保险公司不是也骗人家的钱吗？
1253
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:13,160
我们交保险金当供会
1254
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,600
现在是执尾会吧了
1255
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:16,640
你骗人是不行的
1256
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:18,200
你看看这些单据
1257
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:19,720
我替你做了三场法事
1258
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:21,520
买屋 买车 旅行社首期
1259
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:23,000
我全部都是向银行借回来的
1260
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:24,840
如果挞订就什么都没有了
1261
01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:26,160
何况我两个孩子
1262
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:27,480
将来读大学都指靠它了
1263
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:30,880
不是呀，大舅，我们到底是自己人
1264
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,720
我在最失意的时候都可以招呼你
1265
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:34,880
你现在就当是救救我，可怜我吧！
1266
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,760
对呀大哥，
1267
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,320
反正保险公司有许多钱
1268
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:40,920
你就当是劫富济贫吧！
1269
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,760
是呀，劫富济贫呀！
1270
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,040
大舅哥，怎么要你自己洗衣服呢
1271
01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:53,160
让我妹妹替你洗不就行了
1272
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:54,280
我自己洗好了
1273
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:57,520
怎么会封密了，那会透不过气的
1274
01:12:57,880 --> 01:12:59,480
不封密外面就看到了
1275
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:01,760
你还要少出露台去，
1276
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:03,400
衣服让我来洗好了
1277
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:06,480
我不信他们俩有路
1278
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:09,360
捉奸要在床嘛
1279
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:13,800
这些有什么好看？
1280
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:18,480
过瘾呀，又是这只肥猪王…
1281
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:25,200
看卡通片最有教育意义
1282
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:28,840
大舅哥
1283
01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:32,640
这个镭射唱机，是你的私人电视台
1284
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:34,120
你最喜欢看的卡通片
1285
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:35,320
全都印在这块铁上面
1286
01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:38,400
发达啦，我最喜欢看这只肥猪王
1287
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:40,600
他的两只脚扁的，夹，夹…
1288
01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:42,400
大舅，来一根雪茄
1289
01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:45,520
好香呀，是古巴来的
1290
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:47,240
我可以吸雪茄？！
1291
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:48,160
可以！
1292
01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:51,280
可以吸，不过请你注意
1293
01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:52,960
当你想吸烟的时候
1294
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:55,480
将那些烟喷在这条管里
1295
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:57,920
这样烟就会沿着
1296
01:13:58,400 --> 01:13:59,640
现在请你示范一次
1297
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:05,920
过来吃饭呀！
1298
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:11,160
以后只有舅父才可以吃鸡腿
1299
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:14,520
大舅哥，你的鸡腿，你最喜欢吃的
1300
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:17,800
舅父，我们进厕所去聊聊吧！
1301
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:19,600
有没有这个需要呀？
1302
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:24,480
不够菜呀，加料，加料
1303
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,320
这个雪柜以后是你专用的
1304
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:29,680
你看，腐乳，你最喜欢吃的
1305
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:35,520
走鬼，走鬼
1306
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:36,520
先躲到厕所去
1307
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:38,080
进厕所去吧！
1308
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:49,000
舅父呀，
1309
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:51,720
是你呀，快进来！
1310
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:56,800
舅父，可以出来了！
1311
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:03,560
大家过来，开一次家庭会议
1312
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:07,000
为免以后提心吊胆，
1313
01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:09,040
来，我做一次给你们看看
1314
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:12,240
明白吗？
1315
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:13,240
明白了
1316
01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:15,560
我们一齐来示范一次
1317
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:20,120
对了，散会！
1318
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:23,600
妈咪呀，刚才我下去买叮当的时侯
1319
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:25,720
那个光头仔看错了我那张五十元
1320
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:28,080
多找了四十元给我呀
1321
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:30,200
那要不要还给人家呢？
1322
01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:31,320
不用了
1323
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:33,640
那个光头仔，上次我去买报纸
1324
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:35,040
顺手翻一翻那本八卦周刊
1325
01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:36,560
他就用粗口来骂我
1326
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:38,440
你袋着算了，不用还给他就对了
1327
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,000
你们到这边来看一看
1328
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:46,680
衰仔
1329
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:48,560
叫你来看档就多找几十元给人家
1330
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:50,040
真没用，打死你
1331
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,320
真惨呀！
1332
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:52,040
当然了
1333
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:53,920
不见了四十元，一定会被打穿头了
1334
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:56,720
这个臭丫头
1335
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:00,640
你快点把钱拿去还给光头仔
1336
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:02,560
骗人家钱是不对的
1337
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:04,080
快拿去还给人家，乖！
1338
01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:06,520
我骗几十元就不行
1339
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:08,320
老爸骗几百万就可以
1340
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:24,480
黄先生，我想去拜一拜雁先生
1341
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:25,400
不用了
1342
01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:27,840
你不要去搔扰他，好让他安乐一下
1343
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:29,200
我晚晚都梦见他
1344
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:30,760
你时运低，所以发恶梦了
1345
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:33,160
你小心迟早会见鬼呀
1346
01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:34,520
不是呀，我看我还是去拜拜他
1347
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:35,480
那些保险金怎么了？
1348
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:37,080
小心我大舅连你也拖下去
1349
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:41,760
你第一单生意就要我赔大钱
1350
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:43,840
还敢进来叫我快点赔钱给人家
1351
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:44,840
快滚蛋！
1352
01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:48,440
出去呀！
1353
01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:03,280
喂，找那位？
1354
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:05,600
喂，那位呀？我是经纪拉呀
1355
01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:14,760
喂，这里是电话录音
1356
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:18,400
有什么事请你留话，“必”！
1357
01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:23,080
是这样的，
1358
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:24,880
我想在他灵前上一炷香
1359
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:26,240
晚一点我会上来
1360
01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:27,840
就这样了，拜拜！
1361
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:44,560
黄先生
1362
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,320
有暗号呀
1363
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:09,560
喂…你不能进来呀！
1364
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:16,560
原来你还没死，你死了
1365
01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:18,720
是谁呀？那儿有人呢？
1366
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:21,600
那个大陆佬站在这里
1367
01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:22,920
这么大的人站在那儿
1368
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:26,720
你够胆说没有人？
1369
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:27,720
喂，经纪拉
1370
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:29,640
你是不是眼花呀？我看不见呀
1371
01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:30,920
老婆，你看见没有？
1372
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,440
没有，那儿有人呢？
1373
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:33,520
那你们看见吗？
1374
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:34,840
没有
1375
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:37,640
有呀有呀，我看见舅父
1376
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:39,680
舅父的相片呀
1377
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:48,320
喂，你时运低，会撞鬼的
1378
01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:50,800
不是这么黑吧
1379
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:17,480
今次死了，我真的撞鬼啦
1380
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:19,400
我怎么走来走去都是这里呢？
1381
01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:20,400
救命呀！
1382
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:28,600
赔我的保险金…
1383
01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:31,000
豆腐花佬，你进来替我看看
1384
01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:32,320
里面是不是有个人
1385
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:35,160
你进来看看，
1386
01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:39,480
是不是？
1387
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:40,760
不见呀！
1388
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:43,320
不是吧，露台那里明明有个人站着
1389
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:44,760
你再看看，看清楚点？
1390
01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:48,440
除了张神位相片之外
1391
01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:49,480
什么也看不见！
1392
01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:54,840
救命呀…
1393
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:02,560
不要玩了，叫他出来吧！
1394
01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:03,840
叫谁出来？
1395
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:05,560
刚才明明站在露台上
1396
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:07,360
骗保险金是不是？
1397
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:08,040
我不说出来也行
1398
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:09,400
可要分我一半
1399
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:13,560
出来呀！
1400
01:20:26,440 --> 01:20:27,520
鬼呀！
1401
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,800
豆腐花佬，
1402
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:43,560
时运低，见鬼呀？
1403
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,240
鬼呀！
1404
01:20:58,200 --> 01:20:59,200
小心点！
1405
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:01,560
大舅，刚才你扮鬼扮得真像
1406
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:04,400
还说这么多干吗？
1407
01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:06,120
好冷好冷呀！
1408
01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:14,800
哥哥，怎么你的头这么热呢？
1409
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:16,000
一定是昨晚冷着了
1410
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:17,520
不如我带你去看医生好不好？
1411
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:19,440
你傻了吗？他一走出门口
1412
01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:21,040
我们那几百万就不见了
1413
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:25,560
我没事，开风扇吹吹，
1414
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:27,960
发烧怎么可以吹风扇呢？
1415
01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:29,880
人有病当然要看医生了
1416
01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:31,680
不用，我以前有病
1417
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:33,240
我老妈子也是执剂药我吃嘛
1418
01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:34,760
等一下我去药材铺…
1419
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:37,680
你究竟要我大哥坐监坐到几时呀？
1420
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:40,840
经纪拉？
1421
01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:43,800
他还没回来，找他有什么事？
1422
01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:45,200
你们到底是怎么搞的？
1423
01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:47,000
我大舅雁归南死了这么久
1424
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:48,240
怎么还没钱赔呢？
1425
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:49,120
什么人呀？
1426
01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:50,600
雁归南的家人追保险金呀！
1427
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:54,000
喂，你明天上来
1428
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:55,000
这么快赔钱？！
1429
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:55,920
进来！
1430
01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:59,000
今天收到机场里边的报告
1431
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:01,120
说上机的时候少了一个人上机
1432
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:04,920
你马上给我叫经纪拉快点回来
1433
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:07,240
这件事一直是他处理的
1434
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:11,920
他在发抖呀，他说撞鬼了
1435
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:13,000
撞鬼？！
1436
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:18,000
他说见到楼上那个雁归南的鬼魂呀
1437
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:20,200
他不能来上班，就这样啦
1438
01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:24,080
喂，这个世界有鬼的吗？
1439
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:32,400
我好急呀，快点啦舅父！
1440
01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:35,400
舅父今天泻了三十六次了
1441
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:39,160
大哥，你觉得怎样了？
1442
01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:43,360
我拾回烟头
1443
01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:44,920
先到床那边去休息一下
1444
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:47,800
你执错了什么药给他吃
1445
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:48,960
是不是泻药呢？
1446
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:50,400
这些药我都吃惯了
1447
01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:51,720
怎么不见我有事呢？
1448
01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:58,000
第三十七次啦
1449
01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,760
不如我们不要那些钱了
1450
01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:00,680
我赞成！
1451
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:02,480
我都赞成！
1452
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:04,040
你们都神经病了
1453
01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:05,840
保险金明天就可以到手了
1454
01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:08,160
就算捱也只是捱过今晚，
1455
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:11,040
捱得住！
1456
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:16,440
第三十八次啦
1457
01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:17,880
我怕他捱不到明早呀
1458
01:23:17,960 --> 01:23:19,800
不如我们带他看医生吧！
1459
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:27,280
没有人呀！
1460
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:35,560
这袋是什么？
1461
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:36,680
垃圾啰
1462
01:23:36,760 --> 01:23:38,280
垃圾，等我来
1463
01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:49,200
跟你说垃圾给我行了
1464
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:57,600
是不是？好在我彩排一次
1465
01:23:57,680 --> 01:23:59,200
否则你大哥哥头都爆了
1466
01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:02,760
大哥，你怎么样了？
1467
01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:03,960
什么都泻光了
1468
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:06,360
我一坐就要泻，忍不住呀！
1469
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:07,880
来口烟提提神
1470
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:13,840
我们是保险公司的
1471
01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:15,480
现在正拿保险金到你们家来
1472
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:16,680
不用了
1473
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:18,280
明天我上你们写字楼拿不就行了
1474
01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:20,040
我们已经到了你门口啦
1475
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:21,640
门口？！
1476
01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:26,360
那现在怎么办呢？
1477
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:27,400
先把他藏起来
1478
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:44,680
这么麻烦，要你们送上来
1479
01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:46,240
我们公司的效率一向都好好
1480
01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:46,920
请坐！
1481
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:48,360
我先拜一拜死者
1482
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:00,480
黄先生，请抽烟
1483
01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:01,240
少食！
1484
01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:02,240
你呢？
1485
01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:05,920
黄先生，这是谁抽的烟？
1486
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:12,360
我抽的！
1487
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:15,520
你这个臭丫头，又学人抽烟了？
1488
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:16,680
我叫了你戒烟啦
1489
01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:18,720
妈咪，翻翻她的书包，一定有香烟
1490
01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:19,800
明天我要告诉校长
1491
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:21,200
现在真的世界变了
1492
01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:22,280
八岁小孩都学吸烟
1493
01:25:22,360 --> 01:25:23,160
你说是什么理由呢？
1494
01:25:23,240 --> 01:25:23,960
黄先生
1495
01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:26,000
你介不介意我参观一下你的屋子？
1496
01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:26,920
随便！
1497
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:28,040
这个痰盂…
1498
01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:30,880
最近我好多痰呀
1499
01:25:34,160 --> 01:25:35,360
为什么有条喉在这里呀？
1500
01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:38,080
看风水的说这条喉要这样绕着张枱
1501
01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:40,680
然后龙气才会从外面这样进来
1502
01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:02,800
有没有？
1503
01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:03,880
没有！
1504
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:11,680
怎么关灯啦？ 为什么停电？
1505
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:12,440
快开灯呀！
1506
01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:13,760
是你们故意的？
1507
01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:15,880
一定有问题，快开灯！
1508
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:17,240
为什么没电？
1509
01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:19,200
开灯呀，还站在这里干什么？
1510
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:23,560
是跳掣了
1511
01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:24,840
是烧了保险丝
1512
01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:26,520
老兄呀，你现在来赔钱给我？
1513
01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:27,840
还是来查家宅？
1514
01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:28,840
麻烦你问问这个鬼子
1515
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:29,960
老板，现在怎办？
1516
01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:31,240
我们还是给钱吧！
1517
01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:33,960
按着！
1518
01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:36,320
再看看房间！
1519
01:26:43,480 --> 01:26:45,080
我要先说保险条例
1520
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:47,120
请讲！
1521
01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:49,840
由于这是美金保险
1522
01:26:52,120 --> 01:26:53,760
所以不需要交香港税款
1523
01:26:56,560 --> 01:26:57,920
你收到的是美金支票
1524
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,280
将会在发出支票后一个月才收到钱
1525
01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:05,640
在保金发出后
1526
01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:07,240
发现受益人有欺骗行为
1527
01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:09,000
将会采取法律控诉
1528
01:27:10,160 --> 01:27:11,240
喂，你出露台做什么？
1529
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:14,680
黎先生，你做什么呢？
1530
01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:15,680
我想看看外面
1531
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:17,280
没什么好看，你刚不是已经看过了
1532
01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:19,640
你不要拉住我，
1533
01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:21,000
你真的收藏了一个人在外面呀
1534
01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:29,320
这么巧呀？
1535
01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:31,760
鬼呀，救命呀！
1536
01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:47,720
对不起！
1537
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:51,160
你放心，我门现在就把支票给你
1538
01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:23,720
这张五十万的美金支票你看清楚了
1539
01:28:26,160 --> 01:28:28,640
等一下你签收，张支票就是你的了
1540
01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:35,680
小心呀
1541
01:28:35,840 --> 01:28:38,200
绳子快要断了，你大哥好危险呀
1542
01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:41,200
找人救命呀！
1543
01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:45,840
这个还不是他？！
1544
01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:49,240
你们太可恶了
1545
01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:53,280
哥，小心点…
1546
01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:16,720
他怎么了？怎么会搞成这样？
1547
01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:24,240
妹夫呀，本来我应该可以跳得到
1548
01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:26,480
也不知道为什么会滑了手
1549
01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:31,240
真不好意思，
1550
01:29:38,520 --> 01:29:41,000
黄先生，病人的情况好危险
1551
01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:42,760
希望你们这些家人不要离开医院
1552
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:47,080
舅父，你醒醒呀
1553
01:29:47,160 --> 01:29:49,600
我以后都不讲大话了
1554
01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:04,840
我回鞋店去说一声再回来
1555
01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:08,400
黄先生，请你签了这个
1556
01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:11,040
对不起
1557
01:30:11,320 --> 01:30:14,000
我大舅跌伤了，我要留在医院陪他
1558
01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:16,520
我不管，一定要扣半天的工钱
1559
01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:18,520
扣够一天，我是回来告假的
1560
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:20,960
谁批准你，你当这里是什么地方？
1561
01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:23,040
大酒店吗？自出自入
1562
01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:24,440
我大舅就快要死了
1563
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:25,600
他死是他的事
1564
01:30:25,680 --> 01:30:27,080
黄嘉范，你不要忘记
1565
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:29,400
你的一份工钱，我可以请三个职员
1566
01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:30,800
我今天一定要告假
1567
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:32,360
黄嘉范，你站着
1568
01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:34,880
你够胆离开这个店门口半步
1569
01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:36,240
你以后都不用再回来了
1570
01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:39,760
握着拳头做什么？想打我呀？
1571
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:43,000
打呀！你动我一下我都叫非礼呀！
1572
01:30:43,120 --> 01:30:44,800
让你留下案底不能办移民
1573
01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:49,240
男人之中，最没用的也该是你了
1574
01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:52,920
我看死你不敢走，因为你没胆量
1575
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:54,160
因为你不是男人！
1576
01:30:57,240 --> 01:30:58,640
你吃屎吧，八婆
1577
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:00,880
轮到你！
1578
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:20,080
这里好多蚊呀！
1579
01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:23,080
老公呀，医生说哥哥没事了
1580
01:31:23,720 --> 01:31:25,160
哥哥你明天可以出院了
1581
01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:27,360
舅父，吃葡提子啦！
1582
01:31:38,160 --> 01:31:39,200
不要起身呀！
1583
01:31:45,240 --> 01:31:47,160
你到底是人是鬼？
1584
01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:01,280
好呀，好呀！
1585
01:32:07,080 --> 01:32:08,640
阿萍，有空记得带两个孩子
1586
01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:09,800
回海南岛来玩玩
1587
01:32:09,880 --> 01:32:10,800
我会的！
1588
01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:13,760
妹夫，银行借钱给你开鞋铺
1589
01:32:13,840 --> 01:32:15,040
你实做万元户
1590
01:32:15,120 --> 01:32:15,760
希望啦！
1591
01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:17,400
布殊！
1592
01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:18,920
这个是谁呀？
1593
01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:22,160
我的新男朋友，你帮帮眼呀！
1594
01:32:23,360 --> 01:32:25,560
我同你介绍，他是我大哥，大嫂！
1595
01:32:25,760 --> 01:32:26,360
你好！
1596
01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:27,280
这位是…
1597
01:32:27,360 --> 01:32:28,280
雁归南呀！
1598
01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:31,840
对不起，我的车子来了
1599
01:32:31,920 --> 01:32:34,120
我赶着回中文大学上课，再见！
1600
01:32:34,480 --> 01:32:35,240
再见！
1601
01:32:38,480 --> 01:32:39,320
他怎么样？
1602
01:32:40,680 --> 01:32:41,840
有为青年
1603
01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:47,120
妈咪，那边有个色狼呀！
1604
01:32:47,920 --> 01:32:49,000
又说谎了
1605
01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:50,920
西装毕挺的，怎么会是色狼呢？
1606
01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:52,240
这次她没说谎
1607
01:32:52,320 --> 01:32:54,560
我认得他，
1608
01:32:59,040 --> 01:32:59,800
你做什么？
1609
01:32:59,880 --> 01:33:01,000
你左边的胡须太长了
1610
01:33:01,080 --> 01:33:02,240
我帮你剃了它好吗？
1611
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:09,200
以后不要再多手了
1612
01:33:15,440 --> 01:33:16,840
原来你会打架？
1613
01:33:19,280 --> 01:33:21,040
这个鸡腿给你吃的
1614
01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:23,240
乖，奀猪，以后你记着要吃东西
1615
01:33:23,320 --> 01:33:24,760
否则没有人跟你去厕所了
1616
01:33:25,440 --> 01:33:26,520
妹夫，再见！
1617
01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:27,200
再见！
1618
01:33:27,280 --> 01:33:29,240
你保重了，阿萍，我去了
1619
01:33:32,040 --> 01:33:32,680
大舅呀
1620
01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:34,480
我准备申请你出来长期居留的
1621
01:33:34,760 --> 01:33:36,520
你的意思怎样？
1622
01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:55,880
拜拜
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