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Britain and America great nation live throughout history have we discovered America,
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even though it was already there because you threatened
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to cry and we didn't and you very kindly join us for the last 2 minutes
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of the second world war,
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which we thank you for these two great Nations.
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How are we different?
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Little Britain, USA
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We begin a cross-cultural examination get on the Gulf
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Coast of Mississippi where British tourist blu
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e is taking his friend and a other than that.
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It can be a case yet.
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I got you.
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Who is the coach driver? Could you help me with this?
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I need to use to tie in a second.
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Hold on movie in the room in a minute
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lose
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heart and
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she's
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approved or where you don't have a personal reason.
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I was sorry. I got second floor man is coming to fix the elevator on Monday.
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Thank you for your help.
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hurricane
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put themselves on being the rudest most
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unhelpful people in the world receptionist chaldea is working
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at this Hospital in Pennsylvania.
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This is my daughter. She's a big Brave girl and she's going to have an operation today.
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Tell the nice lady meaning.
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Danielle Lloyd
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age 6
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yes.
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address
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Wait, you live?
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1772 Lincoln Road
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I know there must be some kind of.
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Danielle Lawrie
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Can you call Danielle Lloyd on the system? Do you want the double hip replacement?
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She doesn't need it.
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But we saw dr.
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Phillips last week and she definitely has
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an appointment for today to have her tonsils removed.
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Could you speak with somebody?
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I could but
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well, thank you so much.
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You can just
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be extremely
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helpful.
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A fucking help.
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In America a child is born every 8 Seconds.
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Going to have a great time at brownie camp at Lee Grace.
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I really going to miss you Mom because I love you so much.
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I love you too, Ellie Grace. I love you more than Gummy Bears.
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I love you more than puppy dog. I Love You More Than Miles. I love you more than raindrop.
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I love you more than transsexual porn.
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Kelly Grace,
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where did you hear that his older brother said he talked to him on the internet.
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Going to have a word with your lease pom.
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You better get on the bus before it leaves. I'll be Christ.
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I love you more than kitten. I love you, baby.
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I love you more than cotton candy. I love you more than a shot.
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But I'm all fat people in America that are people that's why weight
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loss instructor module has come from Britain to dispense them diet reify.
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Could you who read the news?
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We're very lucky because she's paying a busy tonight.
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Would you please get a very warm?
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Play see
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you
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in the evening
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some movie The Flintstones
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that
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you are high and did absolutely nothing wrong with
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you.
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And I know you have had issues with your white I have.
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The big screen because you're fat.
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What is that mean? What do you mean by that?
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I mean,
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did you find it hard to get a man because of the white and then think
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my system in a relationship.
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Africa
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Please thank you.
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Let's just stick to why she so fat.
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Hello Rosie.
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Do you have any advice for people like me who are
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on different diets for year after year and never seem to lose
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any weight.
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Are you happy with your size?
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I'm happy with my beautiful.
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Lego Friends
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with my diet
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another question
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I really cannot believe how you treat people think you're racist.
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You're going to help me and you keep ridiculing.
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Anything another woman's vagina?
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Should be very proud of.
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It's a simple blowback pistol.
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action figure
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Google
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this is a boat.
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You're he's a big.
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As you probably realize this is a machine gun
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weapon
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like this spray everywhere.
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I like to see one of my own guns.
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small Personal Collection 2000
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Biggie's semi-automatic weapon you can buy
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it's a beast.
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I'm completely bored of guns now. I need to go and do something totally different.
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One thing that's killing people all the rage with teenagers
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compete
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for one on eBay.
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You've been caught smoking cigarettes. I was just trying it on for you.
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Sorry Grandma.
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We just did what we thought was a pick-me-up.
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Okay, and your grandpappy used to say to me milk?
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I never knew people took drugs in them days.
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Dorothy God you crack pipe
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Is there anything you didn't take in them days?
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Let me see magic mushroom
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masculine playlist dangerous.
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The Scouting movement is very popular in America though.
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It was started in Britain by Lord baden-powell who was Keen
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to justify his hobby of sharing a tent with young boys in uniform.
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Back is playing host to retired astronaut bingo.
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Thank
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You Bing I'm sure we will
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Okay pack. Does anyone have any questions put your hands up please?
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I can
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say I'm the first man on the moon who had a mustache.
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Yes,
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Bradley, you
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freaking looking boy really like in real life?
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Is he? Oh,
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it's not really appropriate to hear.
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Does anyone know the name of the third man on the Apollo 11?
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Write what you doing?
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Now as far as I know,
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I correct me if I'm wrong.
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I'm the only guy here if you walked on the moon if you walked on the moon.
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rose on the moon
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Just me.
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Do you have a question?
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Any other planet. The move is not a flight. That's why it's called the Moon.
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Thank you very much, Ben Gordon.
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Know before you go. We would like to present you with something special.
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In recognition of your achievement in space exploration Webster
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group at 3:15 would like to present you with the Cub Scout Explorer badge.
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Wow, what a great honor.
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call
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The number one pet in America today is the dog,
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which is very much in demand with those who enjoys picking up animal excrement.
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Houston admits the doggie. Oh, yes, Mommy.
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Baby, mama needs to buy mr. Key.
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So much. I love you, too. Mr. Doggy.
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Do mr. It's cold and you're not allowed to take your
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clothes off in public record
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enough of your silly idea.
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You're going to get mommy at the truck.
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If you love me you do it.
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Very quickly then.
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Play embarrassing.
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No Goin stand in the trash.
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I won't tell you again.
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She is one crazy, bitch.
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British people are spending their holidays in America
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enjoy the food the weather and the fact that the dollar is not worthless.
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Happy anniversary glorious.
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nice hotel
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Who do be along any minute silence?
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I'm at somebody else's house.
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who is
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how did it come out?
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I never been to the old beef but now on the phone now and then
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bit of a pose there while I chew.
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Think I might have a bit of the old mashed potato.
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Putting it on the old folk use in the north to balance it on the fold, then who knows?
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I'll be out of your boy now cow.
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Sofia
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is one of the most beautiful women in Princeton having sent her creditors there.
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She's taking a luxury cruise to Rio.
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No winners.
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I'm putting my earrings on 21.
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No more bats.
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number 29 the winners
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mrs.
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Turner's
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how to clean a chicken
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We cannot accept panties
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Heather. And take this as well.
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number one, no winners
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Well, I think it's very important to know when.
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And so we have met the people of Britain and America
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bgt Britain's
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equal regard.
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It was a funny little cat inside.14164
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