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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:28,809 --> 00:01:29,776 Murder. 2 00:01:30,342 --> 00:01:31,776 Oh, God, Sam. Murder? 3 00:01:32,276 --> 00:01:33,876 - It wasn't me. - Nobody could understand this. 4 00:01:33,943 --> 00:01:34,743 It's too much. 5 00:01:34,809 --> 00:01:37,376 I thought it would be easier if I told you a little at a time. 6 00:01:37,443 --> 00:01:39,243 It would sink in a little at a time. 7 00:01:39,310 --> 00:01:40,943 Sink in a little at a time? 8 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:43,977 You just dropped an emotional... 9 00:01:44,044 --> 00:01:45,444 ...anvil on my head. 10 00:01:45,777 --> 00:01:47,777 Look at me. I'm flat as a pancake. 11 00:01:48,544 --> 00:01:51,611 - Are you even listening to me? - I'm listening to you, Ruby. 12 00:01:52,111 --> 00:01:53,845 I'm listening to you with all my heart... 13 00:01:53,945 --> 00:01:55,512 ...and that's why I had to tell you. 14 00:01:55,578 --> 00:01:57,512 That's why you need to understand. 15 00:01:59,379 --> 00:02:02,112 And that's when I felt it. 16 00:02:02,779 --> 00:02:03,646 Felt what? 17 00:02:03,712 --> 00:02:04,746 The fist. 18 00:02:05,913 --> 00:02:08,780 - What kind of fist? - Pressing on me. Paralyzing me. 19 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:13,580 It's so stupid, because, based on what he had just told me... 20 00:02:13,647 --> 00:02:16,947 ...I should have punched him with that fist, in the other eye this time. 21 00:02:17,747 --> 00:02:19,747 I should have just kicked him out! 22 00:02:19,781 --> 00:02:21,014 But I couldn't. 23 00:02:23,914 --> 00:02:25,215 Do you love Sam? 24 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:32,915 Dear, you know, there's really not much I can do to help you... 25 00:02:32,982 --> 00:02:34,215 ...if you don't talk to me. 26 00:02:34,282 --> 00:02:36,682 But it's not about me. It's about Sam. 27 00:02:36,849 --> 00:02:40,449 After all our time together and all our sessions, you still believe that? 28 00:02:42,150 --> 00:02:43,483 I must suck. 29 00:02:44,416 --> 00:02:48,017 You say it's about Sam. Okay. Let's talk about Sam, and we'll see. 30 00:02:48,050 --> 00:02:51,250 But let's include this revelation in our thinking. 31 00:02:51,317 --> 00:02:52,951 Crank it back, just rewind. 32 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:55,651 Tell me again, how did you meet him? 33 00:02:55,984 --> 00:02:57,218 Tell me what it was like. 34 00:02:59,285 --> 00:03:00,518 It was exciting. 35 00:03:01,785 --> 00:03:04,218 It was like a roller-coaster ride. 36 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:07,919 The world, the night, the lights, everything was... 37 00:03:08,852 --> 00:03:09,786 ...fast. 38 00:03:10,952 --> 00:03:12,153 Zip-a-dee-doo-dah. 39 00:03:12,786 --> 00:03:14,553 Sounds like falling in love to me. 40 00:03:15,986 --> 00:03:17,753 Sam said something like that. 41 00:03:18,253 --> 00:03:19,587 First time we met. 42 00:03:20,487 --> 00:03:22,254 Something about love and time. 43 00:03:22,987 --> 00:03:25,687 - He said your heart... - ... is like a clock measuring time... 44 00:03:25,754 --> 00:03:29,154 ...and one's emotional state determines the flow of time. 45 00:03:29,221 --> 00:03:30,721 It speeds it up or slows it down. 46 00:03:31,088 --> 00:03:34,221 - So, time is a personal thing. - Sure. 47 00:03:34,288 --> 00:03:36,322 Time is an emotional thing. That's what you're saying. 48 00:03:36,388 --> 00:03:39,455 It's true. Don't bad things always seem to last longer than good ones? 49 00:03:40,089 --> 00:03:42,322 But good things seem to just fly by... 50 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:44,622 ...like the best times in life. 51 00:03:45,023 --> 00:03:46,823 Like what? 52 00:03:47,423 --> 00:03:49,523 - Like- - Like falling in love. 53 00:03:52,457 --> 00:03:55,624 Oh, my God! I'm late for work. I totally spaced. 54 00:03:56,357 --> 00:03:57,624 See what I mean? 55 00:03:59,924 --> 00:04:01,891 That was the morning we first met. 56 00:04:04,191 --> 00:04:05,858 I got fired that afternoon. 57 00:04:06,891 --> 00:04:08,958 I cannot give you my name, sir. 58 00:04:09,225 --> 00:04:10,892 Do you want the number, or... 59 00:04:11,158 --> 00:04:12,325 My number? 60 00:04:13,159 --> 00:04:14,859 Tell me what you look like first. 61 00:04:16,126 --> 00:04:17,492 So. What did he say? 62 00:04:17,592 --> 00:04:19,559 He said I took too much time. 63 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:21,559 That's men for you, always in a rush. 64 00:04:21,626 --> 00:04:22,760 Shit, you're helpful. 65 00:04:22,826 --> 00:04:25,927 I mean, isn't that what directory assistance operators are for? 66 00:04:26,193 --> 00:04:27,493 I was too helpful. 67 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:32,494 You know, let me talk to my boss. I'll see if I can get you a job teaching ESL. 68 00:04:32,561 --> 00:04:34,561 - How's your grammar? - Fuckin' great. 69 00:04:35,061 --> 00:04:37,094 So, over breakfast last month, he goes: 70 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:39,495 "Do you believe in Christ as your savior?" 71 00:04:40,195 --> 00:04:42,195 - You're kidding? - I'm telling you the truth. 72 00:04:42,262 --> 00:04:45,495 Five months, not a peep about anything remotely spiritual, right? 73 00:04:45,562 --> 00:04:47,129 All carnal. The guy just wants to fuck. 74 00:04:47,195 --> 00:04:48,962 - Then he just springs this on you? - That's right. 75 00:04:48,996 --> 00:04:50,762 So, I tell him, "I'm Jewish, you idiot. 76 00:04:50,829 --> 00:04:52,063 "I'm a Jew. 77 00:04:52,129 --> 00:04:54,463 "I mean, what do you think, I'm a Jew for Jesus or something?" 78 00:04:54,529 --> 00:04:58,030 He freaks out. I freak out. It turns out he's a Jew for Jesus. 79 00:04:59,297 --> 00:05:01,363 - And he never told you? - Not a peep. 80 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:02,997 That's the Trojan horse strategy. 81 00:05:03,030 --> 00:05:06,131 They get you to bring them into your palace, and then out come the soldiers. 82 00:05:06,197 --> 00:05:08,498 Do you remember Steven? The Adventist? 83 00:05:09,431 --> 00:05:11,665 The religious ones are really sneaky that way, right? 84 00:05:11,731 --> 00:05:13,531 - You got a mug shot? - Oh, my God! 85 00:05:14,098 --> 00:05:14,965 You're kidding! 86 00:05:15,032 --> 00:05:17,332 - I think he belongs in the box, please. - I know. 87 00:05:17,398 --> 00:05:19,699 We need a bigger box. I don't think they're all going to fit. 88 00:05:19,765 --> 00:05:21,132 Unless Ruby wants her own. 89 00:05:21,199 --> 00:05:23,466 Guess what, Claire? You have more in there than I do. 90 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,266 - I don't think so. - Count them up. 91 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:27,366 Don't count. That's depressing. 92 00:05:27,399 --> 00:05:30,700 Remember that Ruby has a higher handicap, because she's a recovering codependent. 93 00:05:30,733 --> 00:05:31,800 I was fired today. 94 00:05:32,133 --> 00:05:34,467 Ruby, did you ever actually fix any of them? 95 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,267 She doesn't really fix them. She goes in there to fix them... 96 00:05:37,334 --> 00:05:41,067 ...and discovers that they're permanently broken, then she ends up dumping them. 97 00:05:41,768 --> 00:05:44,301 - All those men. - You mean, all those problems. 98 00:05:44,768 --> 00:05:45,935 The narcissist. 99 00:05:46,601 --> 00:05:48,035 The abductee. 100 00:05:48,068 --> 00:05:49,302 The bad drummer. 101 00:05:49,568 --> 00:05:50,435 The artist. 102 00:05:50,502 --> 00:05:53,569 Are you leaving me? Or are you leaving my work? 103 00:05:53,835 --> 00:05:55,169 The bad actor. 104 00:05:56,002 --> 00:05:58,303 Don't come crying to me when I'm famous and you're, like: 105 00:05:58,336 --> 00:06:00,536 "Ned, please take me back. " It's over. 106 00:06:00,803 --> 00:06:01,970 The fetishist. 107 00:06:02,203 --> 00:06:04,003 I should have expected this. 108 00:06:04,336 --> 00:06:05,370 It's happened before. 109 00:06:05,837 --> 00:06:07,037 The Frenchman. 110 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:08,003 Fini? 111 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:08,937 The junkie. 112 00:06:09,004 --> 00:06:10,570 Okay, enough. 113 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:11,837 I'm not fixing anymore. 114 00:06:11,904 --> 00:06:14,471 I'm not in that business anymore. My fixing days are over. 115 00:06:14,537 --> 00:06:16,371 Tell that to your therapist, you kook. 116 00:06:16,971 --> 00:06:18,838 That's what she tells me to say. 117 00:06:19,405 --> 00:06:21,105 I'm sorry about the job, baby. 118 00:06:21,405 --> 00:06:23,072 - I've got one question for you. - Shoot. 119 00:06:23,138 --> 00:06:25,405 Do the words "Jesus Christ" mean anything to you? 120 00:06:26,072 --> 00:06:28,306 - I'm a painter. I paint. - What, houses? 121 00:06:28,706 --> 00:06:31,639 I'm a real painter. I'm having a big show in a couple of months. 122 00:06:32,739 --> 00:06:34,573 - Hey. - Ned. 123 00:06:34,639 --> 00:06:36,040 - How you doing? - All right. You? 124 00:06:36,106 --> 00:06:38,607 Great. Have you seen me since this happened? 125 00:06:38,873 --> 00:06:41,240 Pretty good? I've been doing a lot of lifting weights. 126 00:06:41,307 --> 00:06:43,740 Doing a lot of free-weights, isometrics, my body fat's way low. 127 00:06:43,807 --> 00:06:45,207 So, what was it like? 128 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,474 What was it about him? 129 00:06:49,441 --> 00:06:51,608 For God's sake, swing it around here. 130 00:06:51,675 --> 00:06:53,041 - Starboard. Right. - Starboard. 131 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:54,308 That's Victor. 132 00:06:54,475 --> 00:06:56,842 His sister went down in the Titanic. He always talks about it. 133 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:59,075 - She went down on the Titanic. - I know. I remember. 134 00:06:59,709 --> 00:07:02,109 Old folks are great. You should hear the stories. 135 00:07:02,176 --> 00:07:03,176 Wow. 136 00:07:04,442 --> 00:07:06,909 - You an artist? - No. It's just a hobby. 137 00:07:07,776 --> 00:07:08,876 Kills time. 138 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:11,877 What was it about him? 139 00:07:12,477 --> 00:07:14,043 Maybe it was his manner. 140 00:07:14,543 --> 00:07:16,077 He seemed gentle. 141 00:07:18,711 --> 00:07:20,311 But I didn't think I'd see him again. 142 00:07:20,344 --> 00:07:21,211 "I... " 143 00:07:21,277 --> 00:07:23,244 He was one of those guys you meet for a moment... 144 00:07:23,311 --> 00:07:25,378 ...but that lodge themselves in your brain forever. 145 00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:27,278 "... that my own needs are important. " 146 00:07:27,345 --> 00:07:29,845 Better for fantasizing about than actually sleeping with. 147 00:07:29,912 --> 00:07:32,812 "I am willing to find a balance between my own needs... 148 00:07:32,879 --> 00:07:34,479 "... and my concern for others. " 149 00:07:34,545 --> 00:07:35,946 Better as mysteries. 150 00:07:36,446 --> 00:07:39,146 Because we all know what happens when you take away the mystery. 151 00:07:39,313 --> 00:07:40,179 Hi, Ruby. 152 00:07:42,213 --> 00:07:42,980 Hi. 153 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,047 How do you know my name? 154 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:50,647 You left your book in the park. Your nametag. 155 00:07:50,714 --> 00:07:54,381 I looked up your name in the phone book. I put it back on Page 45, where it was. 156 00:07:56,181 --> 00:07:57,881 You could have just called. 157 00:07:58,448 --> 00:08:01,081 You know. I was in the neighborhood. 158 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:05,415 - Don't you work today? - It's my day off. 159 00:08:09,416 --> 00:08:11,049 - What's it about? - It's... 160 00:08:13,283 --> 00:08:14,483 It's erotica. 161 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:16,483 Ana:i:s Nin. 162 00:08:18,350 --> 00:08:19,550 You didn't peek? 163 00:08:21,317 --> 00:08:22,484 What's that? 164 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:24,750 - What? - You smell that? 165 00:08:26,717 --> 00:08:28,884 It's sublime. It's beautiful. 166 00:08:29,418 --> 00:08:30,884 I don't smell anything. 167 00:08:31,418 --> 00:08:32,518 It's... 168 00:08:35,352 --> 00:08:37,052 The perfume, it's lovely. 169 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:40,985 Thanks. 170 00:08:42,252 --> 00:08:44,019 You're not from here, are you? 171 00:08:44,419 --> 00:08:45,919 It's that obvious? 172 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,486 - What, are you from the Midwest? - Dubuque. 173 00:08:51,687 --> 00:08:52,587 Ohio? 174 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,820 Actually, it's Iowa. Dubuque, Iowa. 175 00:08:54,887 --> 00:08:55,854 It is? 176 00:08:56,087 --> 00:08:57,354 Shit! Okay. 177 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,787 - What? - Nothing. I'm fine. 178 00:09:01,254 --> 00:09:02,254 I'm okay. 179 00:09:03,221 --> 00:09:04,188 We don't... 180 00:09:04,354 --> 00:09:06,721 We just don't have little ones like that in Dubuque. 181 00:09:07,855 --> 00:09:09,388 But I'm okay. I'm fine. 182 00:09:10,488 --> 00:09:13,155 I think I should apologize. I've been acting a little odd. 183 00:09:13,222 --> 00:09:16,789 It's just because I've never done this before. So much has happened, so many surprises. 184 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:19,123 I haven't been able to stop thinking of you since we met- 185 00:09:19,156 --> 00:09:21,156 - But we just met. - And why you left the book. 186 00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:24,690 - I'm absent-minded. - I think that you've been thinking about me. 187 00:09:24,756 --> 00:09:26,690 Look, I don't even know you. 188 00:09:26,823 --> 00:09:27,957 I know. 189 00:09:28,223 --> 00:09:30,257 - Deep inside you've wondered about me? - No. 190 00:09:30,324 --> 00:09:32,624 - And why I'm here in New York City? - No. 191 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:35,524 Can we meet? After? 192 00:09:35,691 --> 00:09:36,758 After what? 193 00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:40,791 Class. 194 00:09:42,425 --> 00:09:44,925 My name is Ruby Weaver. 195 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,059 I'm your new teacher. 196 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:53,193 This is my acquaintance. 197 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:54,626 What's your name? 198 00:09:54,693 --> 00:09:57,593 My name is Sam Deed. I am from Dubuque, Iowa. 199 00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:58,627 Thank you. 200 00:10:15,295 --> 00:10:16,395 Who are you? 201 00:10:17,062 --> 00:10:18,329 Sam Deed. 202 00:10:18,362 --> 00:10:20,462 I know. And what's your agenda? 203 00:10:21,295 --> 00:10:22,196 Agenda? 204 00:10:22,696 --> 00:10:25,529 I'm not looking for a relationship right now. I need balance in my life. 205 00:10:25,563 --> 00:10:27,196 It's really nice to be talking to you. 206 00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:31,363 I'm only here because I liked what you did in my class today. 207 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:32,630 So... 208 00:10:33,163 --> 00:10:34,597 ...are you an army brat? 209 00:10:35,564 --> 00:10:37,564 - What's that? - The languages... 210 00:10:37,597 --> 00:10:41,131 Did your parents travel around a lot as a kid, in the military or something? 211 00:10:41,564 --> 00:10:43,298 Actually, I've never left Dubuque before. 212 00:10:44,364 --> 00:10:46,065 What brings you to New York? 213 00:10:46,098 --> 00:10:47,431 Job at the UN? 214 00:10:49,332 --> 00:10:51,398 - Job at the United Nations? - No. 215 00:10:52,132 --> 00:10:54,199 I came here three months ago and... 216 00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:06,300 Are you okay? 217 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,200 I'm sorry. 218 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,000 You don't have to say anything... 219 00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:12,234 ...if it makes you uncomfortable. 220 00:11:12,934 --> 00:11:14,201 Do you like music? 221 00:11:15,768 --> 00:11:17,968 - Yeah. Doesn't everybody? - I love music. 222 00:11:18,368 --> 00:11:20,701 - You're not a drummer, are you? - No. I like to listen to it. 223 00:11:20,768 --> 00:11:23,535 Would you like to listen to music with me tomorrow night? 224 00:11:31,069 --> 00:11:33,203 Come up for a sec. I'm almost ready. 225 00:11:45,437 --> 00:11:47,471 - Hi. I'm ready. - Hey. 226 00:11:48,171 --> 00:11:49,671 Are you ready to rock? 227 00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:53,038 What? 228 00:12:02,906 --> 00:12:05,773 You know, if you told me you wanted to just listen to music... 229 00:12:05,839 --> 00:12:07,106 ...I do have a CD player. 230 00:12:07,173 --> 00:12:08,873 The man said these were warmer. 231 00:12:11,306 --> 00:12:12,607 Can you do this? 232 00:12:13,573 --> 00:12:14,440 Yeah. 233 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,640 You look great. 234 00:12:18,474 --> 00:12:19,407 Thanks. 235 00:12:19,841 --> 00:12:22,474 I thought that we were gonna go out, so I... 236 00:12:23,608 --> 00:12:24,841 ...dressed up. 237 00:12:31,142 --> 00:12:33,242 Is this typical of your musical taste? 238 00:12:36,976 --> 00:12:38,142 I love this. 239 00:12:38,676 --> 00:12:39,476 This is... 240 00:12:43,443 --> 00:12:44,343 Wine? 241 00:12:48,344 --> 00:12:49,544 What do you call this? 242 00:12:50,710 --> 00:12:51,711 French Merlot. 243 00:12:52,377 --> 00:12:53,877 Don't sound French to me. 244 00:12:54,644 --> 00:12:57,278 Do you want to dance to this French Merlot with me? 245 00:12:59,811 --> 00:13:02,145 - This is like an Art of War thing, right? - What? 246 00:13:02,212 --> 00:13:05,145 You just confuse your foe, and then you move in fast for the kill? 247 00:13:05,212 --> 00:13:06,745 Come on. Life is short. 248 00:13:08,979 --> 00:13:11,346 - What are you on? Ecstasy? - Ecstasy? 249 00:13:11,412 --> 00:13:12,979 Why are you so happy? 250 00:13:13,279 --> 00:13:14,846 'Cause I'm here with you. 251 00:13:15,146 --> 00:13:16,713 But you don't even know me... 252 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,213 ...at all. 253 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:22,447 I'm sorry. 254 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:30,248 It's just that where I'm from, courting rituals are... 255 00:13:30,314 --> 00:13:31,681 ...really abbreviated. 256 00:13:32,381 --> 00:13:33,715 I'm sorry. 257 00:13:33,848 --> 00:13:35,582 "Courting rituals"? 258 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:37,148 What are we, birds? 259 00:13:38,782 --> 00:13:40,349 You could show me. 260 00:13:40,882 --> 00:13:43,149 - Show you what? - How to court you. 261 00:13:45,749 --> 00:13:46,749 This is new. 262 00:13:46,816 --> 00:13:49,516 The man asking the woman how she wants to be seduced. 263 00:13:50,816 --> 00:13:52,583 Like a role-reversal strategy? 264 00:13:53,283 --> 00:13:54,350 No. 265 00:13:55,784 --> 00:13:57,217 There's no strategy. 266 00:13:57,517 --> 00:14:00,351 I just liked talking to you that day in that park. 267 00:14:00,851 --> 00:14:02,184 I think you're really... 268 00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:05,518 ...great, and I'd like to get to know you. 269 00:14:05,751 --> 00:14:08,618 And I think the reason why I'm acting so awkward... 270 00:14:08,685 --> 00:14:12,252 ...it's because I'm worried about acting awkward. That's all. 271 00:14:14,385 --> 00:14:16,919 - You want to know how to court me? - I would. 272 00:14:18,819 --> 00:14:21,486 Take off this shit, put on something good, and pour me some more wine. 273 00:14:32,954 --> 00:14:34,354 So, that's how it happened. 274 00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:36,388 Like I told you, fast. 275 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,021 It was brilliant strategy. 276 00:14:39,221 --> 00:14:41,188 He tricked me into picking up him. 277 00:14:41,455 --> 00:14:43,288 He'd never have figured it out on his own. 278 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,122 I love you. 279 00:14:52,656 --> 00:14:55,323 So that's when you started to become suspicious, correct? 280 00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:57,090 No. It was after that. 281 00:14:57,156 --> 00:14:59,057 It was definitely after he moved in. 282 00:15:00,157 --> 00:15:02,157 When was that? When did he move in? 283 00:15:02,424 --> 00:15:03,424 Later that week. 284 00:15:04,124 --> 00:15:06,824 Jose couldn't put him up anymore. He needed a place to stay. 285 00:15:06,891 --> 00:15:09,324 Didn't it occur to you at the time... 286 00:15:09,391 --> 00:15:12,258 ...that this kind of compulsive behavior is repetitive for you? 287 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,891 It's classic codependency. It's why you came to see me. 288 00:15:14,925 --> 00:15:16,925 This is what you don't want anymore in your life. 289 00:15:16,992 --> 00:15:18,425 This is what we've been working on. 290 00:15:18,492 --> 00:15:20,792 I mean, Sam has a problem... 291 00:15:20,992 --> 00:15:23,059 ...and you make sacrifices to fix it. 292 00:15:23,126 --> 00:15:24,759 But it wasn't a sacrifice. 293 00:15:25,326 --> 00:15:26,459 It was great. 294 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,093 Oh, my God! 295 00:15:28,159 --> 00:15:29,560 I was really happy. 296 00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:32,627 After all the boozers and fuck-ups and gender floppers... 297 00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:34,260 ...and the fiasco with Tab. 298 00:15:35,094 --> 00:15:38,861 I mean, Sam, he could be over the top sometimes, but it was fun. 299 00:15:40,061 --> 00:15:42,028 - Sweetie, you want to go in? - Go in there? 300 00:15:42,094 --> 00:15:45,195 But listen, it wasn't like I just jumped blindly into this relationship. 301 00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:46,795 Are you sure you don't want to go in? 302 00:15:46,828 --> 00:15:48,395 What is this? Why would I want to go in? 303 00:15:48,428 --> 00:15:49,862 I was very cautious. 304 00:15:50,195 --> 00:15:51,528 Very cautious. 305 00:15:51,595 --> 00:15:52,462 You pass. 306 00:15:52,529 --> 00:15:53,562 Let's see it. Come on. 307 00:15:53,962 --> 00:15:56,429 At first there didn't seem like there was anything to worry about. 308 00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:59,363 Sam always had a clever explanation for everything. 309 00:15:59,429 --> 00:16:03,396 I lost a dare to a friend at a Stop & Shop. If you scan me, I'm a dozen bananas. 310 00:16:05,963 --> 00:16:07,930 Even his friend Jose saw good colors in my aura. 311 00:16:07,997 --> 00:16:09,897 Said he felt really good about us. 312 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,964 Like we were kind of meant for each other. 313 00:16:12,031 --> 00:16:14,264 This is great for the relationship. It's perfect. 314 00:16:15,764 --> 00:16:18,731 Our relationship has to be about trust, and... 315 00:16:18,798 --> 00:16:22,632 We both told each other everything about ourselves, about our families. 316 00:16:22,665 --> 00:16:24,999 We went to the Al-Anon meetings every week. 317 00:16:25,065 --> 00:16:27,432 My mother, she took the brunt of it, of course. 318 00:16:28,266 --> 00:16:29,499 But it worked. 319 00:16:29,832 --> 00:16:30,999 He doesn't drink anymore. 320 00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:32,766 That's when he first told me about his parents. 321 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:35,366 I really don't talk to them much anymore, since I left Dubuque. 322 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:36,933 And his sister. 323 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:39,167 She fell out of an elm tree. 324 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,034 It was an accident. 325 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,400 And so after that, I had to... 326 00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:46,001 I couldn't stay in Dubuque. 327 00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:47,834 And that's why you came to New York? 328 00:16:48,701 --> 00:16:50,434 Do you have any pictures of her? 329 00:16:53,435 --> 00:16:55,468 I don't like to live in the past. 330 00:16:56,668 --> 00:16:58,502 Thank you for telling me, Sammy. 331 00:17:00,835 --> 00:17:02,902 - Hi. How much? - $8.75. 332 00:17:03,502 --> 00:17:04,902 Then I found the photos. 333 00:17:05,536 --> 00:17:07,336 There you are. Thank you. 334 00:17:07,403 --> 00:17:09,236 I didn't want to think he lied. 335 00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:11,436 Maybe he forgot. 336 00:17:12,437 --> 00:17:13,870 But how could he forget? 337 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:18,604 I let it slide. 338 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,571 But I guess after that, my antenna came out. 339 00:17:20,937 --> 00:17:22,638 I started to notice other things. 340 00:17:23,971 --> 00:17:25,838 Just little things. 341 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,938 Like he's scared of dogs. 342 00:17:28,105 --> 00:17:29,205 Miniatures. 343 00:17:29,438 --> 00:17:30,605 I mean, terrified. 344 00:17:30,672 --> 00:17:33,139 - Maybe he got bit as a kid. - Maybe. 345 00:17:33,305 --> 00:17:34,572 Talks in his sleep. 346 00:17:35,006 --> 00:17:36,672 That's a problem for you? 347 00:17:36,739 --> 00:17:38,806 It's just the things he says. 348 00:17:38,939 --> 00:17:40,306 Break the causal chain. 349 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,840 And then everyday normal things, just seem really new to him. 350 00:17:48,907 --> 00:17:51,274 Oh, God. You're being so ridiculous! 351 00:17:51,874 --> 00:17:52,674 God! 352 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,974 He has spells, Gretchen! 353 00:17:57,608 --> 00:17:59,608 Spells? What do you mean? 354 00:18:00,475 --> 00:18:04,108 Sometimes he just stares at things. His eyes get all glazed over. 355 00:18:04,442 --> 00:18:05,775 Like he's in a trance. 356 00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,342 It's like he's really far away. 357 00:18:09,776 --> 00:18:10,809 It's weird. 358 00:18:11,876 --> 00:18:13,443 Does it happen during sex? 359 00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:15,176 - No. - Then don't worry about it. 360 00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:18,577 If these spells were happening during sex, you know, then I'd worry. 361 00:18:18,877 --> 00:18:22,110 That usually means they're thinking about someone else, you know? 362 00:18:22,177 --> 00:18:23,944 That's not Sam. 363 00:18:24,677 --> 00:18:26,444 You know what he said to me the other night? 364 00:18:26,544 --> 00:18:28,111 - What? - He said... 365 00:18:28,711 --> 00:18:31,278 You know, I've never told a woman the things I've told you. 366 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,645 You are the first and... 367 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:34,445 ...the only. 368 00:18:35,345 --> 00:18:37,412 You're the one and only. 369 00:18:39,045 --> 00:18:40,345 You know... 370 00:18:41,646 --> 00:18:42,846 I feel like... 371 00:18:44,746 --> 00:18:48,146 ...my whole life has just been a journey into your arms. 372 00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:52,513 Oh, my Larry. Are you kidding me? 373 00:18:53,513 --> 00:18:55,847 Kick him out now while you got the chance, sister. 374 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,314 I guess you had to be there. 375 00:18:58,814 --> 00:19:01,614 You are this incurable romantic, like, thwarted back... 376 00:19:01,681 --> 00:19:04,181 ...to 1955, where you think you are his first love. 377 00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:08,215 You know, men only say that kind of shit when they got some agenda goin' on. 378 00:19:08,282 --> 00:19:10,015 He meant it. I mean, I think he meant it. 379 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,849 "I am willing to find a balance between my own needs... 380 00:19:13,249 --> 00:19:15,049 "... and my concern for others. 381 00:19:16,682 --> 00:19:19,016 "I am learning to love myself more every day. " 382 00:19:30,817 --> 00:19:33,184 Maybe I shouldn't have been so paranoid. 383 00:19:33,717 --> 00:19:35,118 What is it? What is he on? 384 00:19:35,184 --> 00:19:37,784 Maybe I should have just trusted him, the way he said he trusted me. 385 00:19:37,851 --> 00:19:39,051 Should I worry? 386 00:19:39,485 --> 00:19:40,485 Only... 387 00:19:40,751 --> 00:19:42,018 ...if you love sailing. 388 00:19:42,852 --> 00:19:44,085 It's prescription Dramamine. 389 00:19:44,152 --> 00:19:47,485 It's prescribed for people who suffer severe distress at sea, seasickness. 390 00:19:47,552 --> 00:19:49,952 Are you planning a cruise? 391 00:19:50,886 --> 00:19:51,853 Sammy? 392 00:19:53,419 --> 00:19:55,086 Guess what today is? 393 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,486 But I'd been burned so many times before. 394 00:20:00,453 --> 00:20:02,020 So, that's how it happened. 395 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,587 That's how I learned who I was living with. 396 00:20:29,856 --> 00:20:32,123 Hey, baby. Guess what day it is today? 397 00:20:34,690 --> 00:20:36,290 Who is Chrystie Delancey? 398 00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:01,159 She's a girl. 399 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,393 Are you sleeping with her? 400 00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:09,527 "You're the one and only" maybe. God. Gretchen was right. 401 00:21:09,594 --> 00:21:12,361 You're a hypocrite. You're a liar and you're a cheat. 402 00:21:12,427 --> 00:21:13,661 I am not a cheat. 403 00:21:14,461 --> 00:21:16,694 What's this? Prescription Dramamine? 404 00:21:16,894 --> 00:21:19,595 Planning a little cruise on The Love Boat with Ms. Delancey? 405 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,495 - It's not what you think. - I don't know what to think! 406 00:21:22,562 --> 00:21:24,562 You're fucking someone else. 407 00:21:25,095 --> 00:21:27,595 You are the one and only. 408 00:21:28,262 --> 00:21:29,829 Baby, that is the truth. 409 00:21:31,896 --> 00:21:33,296 I got you some roses. 410 00:21:33,763 --> 00:21:35,263 A whole dozen of them. 411 00:21:35,330 --> 00:21:37,196 It's our three-month anniversary. 412 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:41,097 - Baby, don't cry. - They're carnations. 413 00:21:41,497 --> 00:21:44,097 Or is that another thing they don't have in Dubuque? 414 00:21:44,264 --> 00:21:47,231 You think I haven't noticed your little idiosyncrasies? 415 00:21:48,164 --> 00:21:49,498 Your spells? 416 00:21:49,864 --> 00:21:51,198 What's going on? 417 00:21:52,031 --> 00:21:53,631 Don't give me any bullshit. 418 00:21:59,999 --> 00:22:01,065 Okay. 419 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,533 I'm listening. 420 00:22:09,533 --> 00:22:10,733 I'm different. 421 00:22:12,433 --> 00:22:13,533 You're gay. 422 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:17,734 You're a Jew for Jesus? It's that tattoo. It's a cult. 423 00:22:17,767 --> 00:22:20,134 You're a Branch Davidian? You're a survivalist! 424 00:22:20,167 --> 00:22:22,368 You're a pimp, and Chrystie Delancey is one of your sluts? 425 00:22:22,434 --> 00:22:23,601 I'm not a pimp! 426 00:22:23,668 --> 00:22:25,368 What then? 427 00:22:29,102 --> 00:22:31,102 Okay, look, I'll say it. All right? 428 00:22:33,035 --> 00:22:34,435 I'm not from Dubuque. 429 00:22:36,402 --> 00:22:38,469 Okay. You're not from Dubuque. 430 00:22:39,536 --> 00:22:41,203 So where are you from then? 431 00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:43,070 Dubuque. 432 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:45,470 I'm not from Dubuque in the way you think. 433 00:22:45,537 --> 00:22:47,637 - How many ways are there? - I'm not from your Dubuque. 434 00:22:47,703 --> 00:22:49,637 Since when is Dubuque mine? I've never been to Ohio! 435 00:22:49,704 --> 00:22:51,104 - Iowa. - Whatever. 436 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,371 I'm just saying that my Dubuque is different from your Dubuque. 437 00:22:54,437 --> 00:22:56,004 - How? - It doesn't exist. 438 00:22:56,071 --> 00:22:58,138 - You just said it's in Idaho. - Iowa! 439 00:22:58,405 --> 00:22:59,905 - So your Dubuque doesn't exist? - Yet. 440 00:22:59,971 --> 00:23:00,838 - Yet! - Yet. 441 00:23:02,205 --> 00:23:04,005 So when will your Dubuque exist? 442 00:23:07,705 --> 00:23:09,306 2470... 443 00:23:09,572 --> 00:23:10,372 ...AD. 444 00:23:11,239 --> 00:23:13,973 That's in 471 years... 445 00:23:14,339 --> 00:23:15,506 ...from now. 446 00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:18,340 471 years? 447 00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:20,373 Not counting leap years. 448 00:23:20,507 --> 00:23:23,107 See, when I say "my Dubuque," I don't mean the present Dubuque... 449 00:23:23,174 --> 00:23:24,174 ...which is your Dubuque. 450 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,074 I mean the future Dubuque, which is where I'm from. 451 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:30,241 - The future. - Oh, God. 452 00:23:30,441 --> 00:23:32,341 At least, forward on the time-space continuum... 453 00:23:32,408 --> 00:23:34,942 ...which is how your scientific establishment would understand it. 454 00:23:35,542 --> 00:23:37,475 It's called "back-travel. " 455 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:42,376 That's what I meant about who I am. I'm a back-traveler. 456 00:23:42,909 --> 00:23:45,743 I know it's hard to understand, and... 457 00:23:45,776 --> 00:23:49,343 ...that's why it was hard to tell you, because I knew you'd be real upset. 458 00:23:56,110 --> 00:23:58,077 I didn't think you'd laugh in my face. 459 00:23:58,677 --> 00:24:00,977 Come on. You're from the future? 460 00:24:03,878 --> 00:24:05,678 I am from the future. 461 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:07,378 I'm from the year 2470. 462 00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:11,078 I was born on May 8, 2439, in Dubuque, Iowa... 463 00:24:11,112 --> 00:24:12,545 ...on the Atlantic coast. 464 00:24:14,779 --> 00:24:15,979 That's right, the Atlantic coast. 465 00:24:16,046 --> 00:24:18,946 It moved inland, after the icecaps melted in 2330. 466 00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:21,279 That was five years after the Great Infestation eliminated... 467 00:24:21,346 --> 00:24:24,246 ...all plant and vegetable matter, trees and flowers and domestic pets. 468 00:24:24,313 --> 00:24:26,080 Cats, hamsters, dogs. 469 00:24:26,147 --> 00:24:27,613 Okay, don't touch me. 470 00:24:27,647 --> 00:24:29,747 Don't worry. I'm a Biological. I'm just like you. 471 00:24:29,814 --> 00:24:33,181 Back in 2470, most people are corporate-sponsored Gene Dupes... 472 00:24:33,247 --> 00:24:35,714 ...manufactured in the Philippines. My parents were Anachronists. 473 00:24:35,781 --> 00:24:38,415 - And they believed in doing it the old way. - Stop it! 474 00:24:38,448 --> 00:24:39,815 What? I'm just being honest! 475 00:24:39,915 --> 00:24:43,515 My parents raised my sister and me on a reservation with other Anachronists. 476 00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:45,349 The Gene Dupes kept us there. They hated us. 477 00:24:45,415 --> 00:24:48,749 We were always fighting for our nostalgia rights. My father was a freedom fighter. 478 00:24:48,816 --> 00:24:51,583 He led the battle to have the Ban on Beauty lifted, in 2451. 479 00:24:51,649 --> 00:24:54,349 The Gene Dupes finally got him. Want to know what his crime was? 480 00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:56,750 He was teaching us an ancient protest song. 481 00:24:57,516 --> 00:24:59,117 Maybe you've heard it before. 482 00:24:59,650 --> 00:25:02,717 "I'm as a free as a bird now 483 00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:05,317 "And this bird will never 484 00:25:05,617 --> 00:25:06,884 "change" 485 00:25:07,884 --> 00:25:10,284 My mother, she taught ancient languages in a local school. 486 00:25:10,351 --> 00:25:11,918 Spanish, French, Ebonics. 487 00:25:11,951 --> 00:25:14,818 She died of cancer when I was 25. You know, there's still no cure. 488 00:25:15,018 --> 00:25:18,685 But I'll never forget what she told me while I was watching her deconstruct. 489 00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:21,919 She said to me, "Make your sister proud. " 490 00:25:22,019 --> 00:25:23,886 You know, not her, my sister. 491 00:25:24,452 --> 00:25:26,553 But she died, too. 2468. 492 00:25:26,686 --> 00:25:28,520 She was 14. I mean, 14. 493 00:25:29,186 --> 00:25:32,387 That was a year after they banned back-travel. But that didn't stop anybody. 494 00:25:32,453 --> 00:25:34,820 If you had guts you'd get an Underground Agent to send you back. 495 00:25:34,887 --> 00:25:37,087 And that's what I did. That was six months ago. 496 00:25:39,354 --> 00:25:40,487 There. 497 00:25:41,454 --> 00:25:43,021 Now you know everything. 498 00:25:43,254 --> 00:25:44,254 Any more questions? 499 00:25:44,688 --> 00:25:45,455 Yes. 500 00:25:46,055 --> 00:25:48,288 Who is Chrystie Delancey? 501 00:25:50,022 --> 00:25:50,955 You're killing me. 502 00:25:51,255 --> 00:25:54,022 Lynyrd Skynyrd's Freebird? A protest song? 503 00:25:54,055 --> 00:25:57,189 So, what, everybody's a redneck in the future? 504 00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:59,323 It's really hilarious, Gretch! 505 00:25:59,389 --> 00:26:01,890 He's dead serious. You should have seen the look in his eye. 506 00:26:01,923 --> 00:26:03,523 You want me to get the ex-files? 507 00:26:03,590 --> 00:26:05,190 Have you got a mug shot yet? 508 00:26:05,257 --> 00:26:07,490 Why must they always be drawn to me? 509 00:26:09,824 --> 00:26:10,924 I'm sorry. 510 00:26:11,791 --> 00:26:14,291 All right, don't keep me in suspense anymore. 511 00:26:14,357 --> 00:26:15,524 Who's this Delancey ho? 512 00:26:15,558 --> 00:26:16,658 My contact! 513 00:26:16,891 --> 00:26:18,325 What kind of contact? 514 00:26:18,391 --> 00:26:21,892 Another back-traveler who can orient you. Chrystie Delancey was my contact. 515 00:26:21,925 --> 00:26:24,058 I wrote her name down so I wouldn't forget it. 516 00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:25,925 I found her. She filled me in on current events. 517 00:26:25,992 --> 00:26:29,426 Taught me how to flag a cab, and gave me my back-story, and then she left. 518 00:26:29,492 --> 00:26:32,526 - "Back-story"? What? - False documents. A driver's license. 519 00:26:32,593 --> 00:26:34,559 Birth certificate. You know, so you can assimilate. 520 00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:38,327 That's good. Are you "assimilating" with her? 521 00:26:38,393 --> 00:26:40,560 No! She's old and... 522 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,527 ...wrinkled and- 523 00:26:42,594 --> 00:26:44,327 Looks pretty hot in your drawings! 524 00:26:47,327 --> 00:26:49,461 That's not Chrystie Delancey... 525 00:26:49,594 --> 00:26:50,394 ...baby. 526 00:26:51,028 --> 00:26:52,228 - "It's you. " - What? 527 00:26:52,295 --> 00:26:54,761 That's what he tells me. The drawings are of me. 528 00:26:55,795 --> 00:26:58,062 There's just a little something missing from your story. 529 00:26:58,128 --> 00:26:59,262 Sanity. 530 00:26:59,329 --> 00:27:02,429 That, and the part where you walk him to the door... 531 00:27:02,462 --> 00:27:03,829 ...and you open it and you say: 532 00:27:03,896 --> 00:27:06,063 "Just get the fuck out of my apartment! Get the hell out!" 533 00:27:06,129 --> 00:27:07,129 I tried. 534 00:27:07,729 --> 00:27:09,396 But then he starts into this story... 535 00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:11,763 ...about a certain photograph. 536 00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:14,964 I found a photograph of you. And that's what these drawings are. 537 00:27:14,997 --> 00:27:16,097 Of that photograph. 538 00:27:16,164 --> 00:27:18,531 - Where's this photograph? - The future. 539 00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:21,231 - What? - You can't bring non-carbon... 540 00:27:21,531 --> 00:27:23,964 ...based, inanimate matter back with you. 541 00:27:25,665 --> 00:27:28,765 I know the drawings aren't very good. Okay, blame me for that. 542 00:27:31,132 --> 00:27:32,599 But that's the way that... 543 00:27:32,765 --> 00:27:34,399 ...I remember that photo. 544 00:27:34,632 --> 00:27:35,532 Okay? 545 00:27:36,866 --> 00:27:39,733 Look, you could say that they're drawings... 546 00:27:40,099 --> 00:27:42,900 ...of a memory of a photograph... 547 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,466 ...of you. 548 00:27:45,733 --> 00:27:47,967 Look, I can explain. Okay? 549 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,901 After my sister died, I kind of lost it. 550 00:27:51,934 --> 00:27:53,534 After his sister died... 551 00:27:53,934 --> 00:27:55,301 ...he kind of lost it. 552 00:27:55,368 --> 00:27:59,101 She was the only family he had left. And now there was no one. 553 00:27:59,168 --> 00:28:01,168 I guess Anachronists are big on families. 554 00:28:01,235 --> 00:28:02,235 One day... 555 00:28:02,902 --> 00:28:03,902 One day... 556 00:28:03,968 --> 00:28:07,035 ...he stumbles into this small curio shop. 557 00:28:07,869 --> 00:28:11,669 He says he was looking for a certain piece of obsolete, pre-millennium technology... 558 00:28:12,469 --> 00:28:13,569 ...a gun. 559 00:28:14,536 --> 00:28:16,536 Instead, he finds this photograph. 560 00:28:17,836 --> 00:28:21,437 I stared at it for hours. Those hours, they turned into days. 561 00:28:22,104 --> 00:28:24,871 Every time I shut my eyes to go to sleep... 562 00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:28,904 ...I saw your face blazing on the inside of my eyelids. 563 00:28:31,038 --> 00:28:34,038 And suddenly I remembered everything my dad fought for. 564 00:28:34,105 --> 00:28:37,105 That the past had potential, that the past had meaning. 565 00:28:37,305 --> 00:28:40,739 So, I leaped into the temporal stream, and I came back... 566 00:28:40,805 --> 00:28:43,106 ...here, to this time, I guess, to find... 567 00:28:43,439 --> 00:28:45,139 ...the meaning in life again. 568 00:28:49,006 --> 00:28:51,073 To find your face. 569 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,640 My God, I'm gonna cry. 570 00:28:57,274 --> 00:28:59,341 He was going to kill himself. 571 00:28:59,674 --> 00:29:03,108 He gave up all he had in the future to travel through time to find me. 572 00:29:03,808 --> 00:29:07,741 It's one of the most romantic, crazy, fucked-up lies a guy has ever told me. 573 00:29:08,608 --> 00:29:11,408 So, what did you say? How do you respond to that? 574 00:29:12,742 --> 00:29:14,175 Oh, my God! 575 00:29:15,142 --> 00:29:16,242 I didn't have time to. 576 00:29:16,309 --> 00:29:19,976 It hit me I'd made arrangements for us to have dinner at my parents' that night. 577 00:29:20,043 --> 00:29:22,243 The one night I need to be on my toes. 578 00:29:22,310 --> 00:29:25,910 I feel so good about having come out. We can be more honest with each other. 579 00:29:25,977 --> 00:29:29,244 Just once, I wanted to impress them. Especially after that fiasco with Tab. 580 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:30,444 Hello, Theodore. 581 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:34,044 Listen, we're here, and I'm assuming you're not going to say anything to them. 582 00:29:34,077 --> 00:29:36,178 No. That would violate protocol. 583 00:29:36,378 --> 00:29:37,411 Protocol? 584 00:29:37,678 --> 00:29:40,145 Strict rules of conduct for back-travelers. 585 00:29:40,211 --> 00:29:42,712 You never reveal your identity, where you're from or your name. 586 00:29:42,778 --> 00:29:43,812 It's absolutely forbidden. 587 00:29:43,878 --> 00:29:45,979 Okay, so this is new. Sam is not your real name? 588 00:29:46,045 --> 00:29:47,312 - It's not. - Okay. 589 00:29:47,379 --> 00:29:48,712 What is your real name? 590 00:29:49,679 --> 00:29:51,746 It's in binary code, so it might not make sense. 591 00:29:51,813 --> 00:29:55,446 But if you really want to know, it's 011110011... 592 00:29:56,646 --> 00:29:59,913 ...110011000110. 593 00:29:59,947 --> 00:30:02,980 Just like on my bar code and my chip. My contact gave me "Sam Deed. " 594 00:30:03,014 --> 00:30:05,714 That's S-A-M, three. D-E-E-D, four. 595 00:30:05,814 --> 00:30:08,581 That's three- and four-name combos. All back-travelers have that... 596 00:30:08,648 --> 00:30:11,548 ...so we can identify each other, also so we can avoid each other. 597 00:30:11,615 --> 00:30:13,848 But protocol prohibits us from telling anybody any of this. 598 00:30:13,915 --> 00:30:15,582 You just told me. 599 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:18,082 Haven't you ever tied a tie before? 600 00:30:19,515 --> 00:30:23,482 Dressing rituals went out with the advent of disposable clothes, back in the early 2200s. 601 00:30:23,549 --> 00:30:25,783 Oh, God. Just get me through this one night. 602 00:30:27,049 --> 00:30:29,416 You know, Sam, Ruby tells me that you work at a hospice. 603 00:30:29,450 --> 00:30:30,983 Did you study medicine? 604 00:30:35,817 --> 00:30:37,684 No. I drive the van, Lillian. 605 00:30:38,517 --> 00:30:40,351 - I see. - So where you from, son? 606 00:30:40,417 --> 00:30:42,618 He's from Iowa, Dad. 607 00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:45,051 That's good country out there. 608 00:30:45,118 --> 00:30:45,951 What part? 609 00:30:46,451 --> 00:30:47,818 The Atlantic coast. 610 00:30:48,485 --> 00:30:49,385 Sorry? 611 00:30:49,685 --> 00:30:52,685 - Coast? - He means the shoreline. 612 00:30:52,752 --> 00:30:54,452 - The Mississippi- - River. 613 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:55,586 - Shoreline. - Right. 614 00:30:57,152 --> 00:30:59,919 - Did you go to college out there in Iowa? - Didn't have to go to college. 615 00:30:59,986 --> 00:31:02,786 They planted everything I needed to know right here when I was 3. 616 00:31:02,853 --> 00:31:04,053 "Planted"? 617 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,320 Sam is a prodigy. 618 00:31:06,387 --> 00:31:08,454 He speaks five languages fluently. 619 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,620 Right? 620 00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:14,054 - Prodigy. - Oh, my God. 621 00:31:14,988 --> 00:31:15,754 Not bad. 622 00:31:15,821 --> 00:31:17,621 Is that Homeric or Platonic Greek? 623 00:31:17,688 --> 00:31:18,921 Actually, it's Platonic. 624 00:31:18,988 --> 00:31:22,388 Amazing. Fantastic. You must have big ambitions. 625 00:31:22,888 --> 00:31:25,655 Please tell us, what brings you to New York? 626 00:31:36,523 --> 00:31:38,156 I came because of... 627 00:31:42,490 --> 00:31:43,524 Okay, Marvin! 628 00:31:43,824 --> 00:31:44,624 Down! 629 00:31:47,024 --> 00:31:47,791 Wow. 630 00:31:48,424 --> 00:31:50,024 I didn't know they were so soft. 631 00:31:56,858 --> 00:31:57,925 How is he? 632 00:31:57,958 --> 00:31:59,092 - Who, Dad? - Yeah. 633 00:31:59,159 --> 00:32:01,392 Working. Always. Buying, selling. 634 00:32:01,892 --> 00:32:03,892 - That's good. Right? - Sure. 635 00:32:06,793 --> 00:32:08,726 Where did you meet this one? I like him. 636 00:32:09,393 --> 00:32:10,593 - I do. - You do? 637 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:13,093 I like him. He's sweet. He's funny. 638 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,593 You think he's funny? 639 00:32:14,894 --> 00:32:16,027 Yes, funny. 640 00:32:19,127 --> 00:32:20,694 Lillian, these are great pickles. 641 00:32:21,294 --> 00:32:22,328 Very nice. 642 00:32:22,628 --> 00:32:23,428 Pickles? 643 00:32:23,494 --> 00:32:24,461 Pickles. 644 00:32:25,161 --> 00:32:26,595 You really are funny. 645 00:32:27,628 --> 00:32:29,795 You know, Sam has some incredible ideas about investment. 646 00:32:29,862 --> 00:32:32,062 - Does he really? - Very advanced. Very exciting. 647 00:32:32,262 --> 00:32:34,862 Tell us. Something that I should know? 648 00:32:46,730 --> 00:32:47,797 Excuse me. 649 00:32:48,364 --> 00:32:49,397 You all right, son? 650 00:32:49,464 --> 00:32:51,097 Is he all right? 651 00:32:51,164 --> 00:32:53,831 - What's wrong with him? - I don't know. 652 00:32:54,531 --> 00:32:56,864 - Sammy? Are you all right, baby? - I'm okay. 653 00:33:10,299 --> 00:33:11,799 It didn't go very well. 654 00:33:11,966 --> 00:33:14,966 I know. I'm sorry. It's my fault, you know, I... 655 00:33:15,033 --> 00:33:17,366 First the thing with the dog, you know. 656 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,800 I can't believe I left dinner so abruptly. 657 00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:22,567 It's okay. I think they really liked you. 658 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,334 - You think they really liked me? - Yeah. 659 00:33:24,367 --> 00:33:25,901 - Really? - It's a first. 660 00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:27,467 Wow! 661 00:33:30,601 --> 00:33:32,768 You gotta tell me what's really going on... 662 00:33:33,468 --> 00:33:34,368 ...here. 663 00:33:38,402 --> 00:33:41,602 I would never do anything to hurt this relationship. I wouldn't. 664 00:33:42,102 --> 00:33:43,402 That's the truth. 665 00:33:45,169 --> 00:33:46,536 It's just that... 666 00:33:47,769 --> 00:33:48,936 ...I have... 667 00:33:50,870 --> 00:33:52,037 ...RTDS. 668 00:33:54,503 --> 00:33:57,670 - RTDS? - Residual Temporal Drag Syndrome. 669 00:33:58,504 --> 00:34:00,537 It's a side effect of back-travel. 670 00:34:00,771 --> 00:34:01,938 Most people call it "drag. " 671 00:34:01,971 --> 00:34:04,604 It's like you're jet-lagged. 672 00:34:04,871 --> 00:34:08,572 You know, because when you back-travel, you go back centuries, like that. 673 00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:10,738 The mind is a little slower. 674 00:34:10,772 --> 00:34:14,739 It tries to catch up, but then it gets confused and throws itself into reverse. 675 00:34:14,772 --> 00:34:18,739 The causality of events flips, and time flows backwards. 676 00:34:19,539 --> 00:34:23,506 But you shouldn't worry about it, okay? Because most people adjust in months. 677 00:34:23,906 --> 00:34:25,273 - Most? - Yeah. 678 00:34:25,307 --> 00:34:28,640 For some people, it just gets worse... 679 00:34:28,707 --> 00:34:31,174 ...until everything is in reverse all the time. 680 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:35,041 They live in a reverse world in their head until they die. 681 00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:39,141 "Die" is the wrong word. Until they re-enter their mother's... 682 00:34:39,675 --> 00:34:40,641 ...you know. 683 00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:43,775 But you know, that Dramamine that Jose got me, that helps. 684 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:48,176 Maybe you should see someone. 685 00:34:49,442 --> 00:34:51,943 There is someone that could help me. 686 00:34:52,676 --> 00:34:53,476 Who? 687 00:34:54,976 --> 00:34:56,276 - Hey! - You. 688 00:35:00,277 --> 00:35:03,077 Okay. Now it's making sense. 689 00:35:03,410 --> 00:35:06,177 He's getting off on it. You're getting off on it. 690 00:35:06,244 --> 00:35:08,077 It's a kinky role-playing game. 691 00:35:08,144 --> 00:35:09,344 Role-playing? 692 00:35:09,644 --> 00:35:11,678 Look, I know I shouldn't tell you this... 693 00:35:11,745 --> 00:35:14,511 ...but Mark and I play a little game also. 694 00:35:15,878 --> 00:35:19,445 Mark likes to pretend that he's someone else in bed. 695 00:35:20,479 --> 00:35:21,245 Who? 696 00:35:22,546 --> 00:35:23,979 Anthony Michael Hall. 697 00:35:24,379 --> 00:35:25,813 Shut up. 698 00:35:25,846 --> 00:35:28,880 You know, that geeky actor kid from that Sixteen Candles movie. 699 00:35:28,913 --> 00:35:30,346 - I swear to God. - Shut up. 700 00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:33,347 I'm just telling you this, because some guys are kinky. 701 00:35:33,413 --> 00:35:36,980 Maybe Sam watched a lot of Star Trek as a kid, you know? 702 00:35:37,314 --> 00:35:39,281 Who cares? God, as long as the sex is good. 703 00:35:39,414 --> 00:35:42,281 But I don't think that this is about sex. 704 00:35:42,548 --> 00:35:44,081 You're so old-fashioned. 705 00:35:44,114 --> 00:35:45,548 He's from the future. 706 00:35:45,781 --> 00:35:47,681 What the hell do you guys see in each other anyway? 707 00:35:47,748 --> 00:35:51,615 I have to be able to trust him. I mean, who is this Delancey bitch? 708 00:35:51,982 --> 00:35:53,282 He told you. 709 00:35:53,982 --> 00:35:55,082 She's his contact. 710 00:35:57,016 --> 00:35:59,949 Come on. I'm telling you. It's just a game. Play along! 711 00:36:00,416 --> 00:36:03,983 I think that I think I'm going to have to leave him. 712 00:36:04,550 --> 00:36:06,983 I thought you guys were coming to the beach house this weekend. 713 00:36:07,050 --> 00:36:09,317 That would be perpetuating the fantasy. 714 00:36:09,384 --> 00:36:11,184 It's not dealing with the problem! 715 00:36:11,551 --> 00:36:13,551 I have a therapist to answer to. 716 00:36:13,817 --> 00:36:16,751 Just make up your mind, sweetie. I mean, what are you waiting for, proof? 717 00:36:16,784 --> 00:36:19,285 That's going to be hard to find. Mark. 718 00:36:21,318 --> 00:36:23,452 It should have been so easy to kick him out. 719 00:36:24,485 --> 00:36:26,219 So why didn't you, right then? 720 00:36:29,252 --> 00:36:30,952 Were you waiting for proof? 721 00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:35,086 No! I don't know. 722 00:36:35,886 --> 00:36:37,486 I guess I was just curious. 723 00:36:37,686 --> 00:36:39,153 I wanted to get to the root of it. 724 00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:42,854 Maybe that's what the whole thing was, just morbid, sick curiosity. 725 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:43,854 How did you find me? 726 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,587 You just had that one, crumbling photo. 727 00:36:46,887 --> 00:36:49,288 The date was electronically printed on the back. 728 00:36:49,354 --> 00:36:50,754 And the guy in the curio shop... 729 00:36:51,188 --> 00:36:54,321 ...he just guessed that it was New York City because of all the black clothing. 730 00:36:55,888 --> 00:36:57,022 So I took a chance. 731 00:36:57,088 --> 00:37:00,555 I came to this here and now. Your face was as familiar to me as the sun. 732 00:37:01,089 --> 00:37:04,322 I searched and I combed the streets, and then that day in the park. 733 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:06,923 It was a happy accident. 734 00:37:08,256 --> 00:37:11,123 - It was just a happy accident? - That's exactly what it was. 735 00:37:11,190 --> 00:37:12,290 Give me your wallet. 736 00:37:13,757 --> 00:37:15,790 - I don't have any money. - Give me your wallet. 737 00:37:16,890 --> 00:37:17,790 Okay. 738 00:37:23,291 --> 00:37:26,191 - What? I don't know who those people are. - Let me remind you! Mom and Dad! 739 00:37:26,258 --> 00:37:30,192 That's back-story! My contact gave me that! I told you. 740 00:37:30,258 --> 00:37:32,325 - That's not your sister? - No. 741 00:37:32,392 --> 00:37:36,092 That's not a photo of your sister? You said you had no photos. 742 00:37:36,159 --> 00:37:37,959 No. My sister was terrified of dogs. 743 00:37:37,992 --> 00:37:40,226 - I know you don't believe me- - There's a date on the back. 744 00:37:40,259 --> 00:37:42,193 There's no way that I can actually prove it to you. 745 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,693 1991. 746 00:37:44,193 --> 00:37:47,160 1991 sounds like the past, though, it doesn't sound like the future. 747 00:37:47,193 --> 00:37:49,127 You know what? There's a phone number here, too. 748 00:37:49,294 --> 00:37:50,194 Yeah? 749 00:37:51,627 --> 00:37:52,861 So call it! 750 00:37:53,327 --> 00:37:57,261 I mean, if that's what you want to do, call it! That's what it's for, for doubters like you. 751 00:37:58,561 --> 00:38:00,361 - You really want to know? - I do want to know. 752 00:38:00,395 --> 00:38:02,995 Then call it! They'll tell you everything you want to know. 753 00:38:03,495 --> 00:38:05,929 My dad'll tell you how he works in a plastics factory... 754 00:38:05,995 --> 00:38:07,829 ...and my mom drives a school bus. 755 00:38:07,862 --> 00:38:09,496 I was born in 1961, Dubuque. 756 00:38:09,562 --> 00:38:12,496 I was a breech birth. Backwards? It's a little joke between back-travelers. 757 00:38:12,529 --> 00:38:16,363 They'll tell you that I was clumsy in school. I was always falling off the jungle gym. 758 00:38:16,530 --> 00:38:18,330 How I had an overactive imagination. 759 00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:21,997 They'll tell you about the difficult years, the black lights, the acid trips. 760 00:38:22,064 --> 00:38:25,964 The fights about money and responsibilities, proper hygiene! 761 00:38:27,464 --> 00:38:29,331 How I ran away when I was 23... 762 00:38:29,898 --> 00:38:32,098 ...and they haven't heard from me since. 763 00:38:33,331 --> 00:38:34,631 You see, my story... 764 00:38:34,698 --> 00:38:36,498 ...is a sad one. 765 00:38:37,365 --> 00:38:38,899 You want to know why? 766 00:38:39,732 --> 00:38:41,332 Because that's all I could afford. 767 00:38:44,066 --> 00:38:45,266 I don't want to see you anymore. 768 00:38:45,299 --> 00:38:47,499 Sit over here, so that we're not facing each other. 769 00:38:48,766 --> 00:38:50,833 I don't want to see you in my life anymore. 770 00:38:51,266 --> 00:38:54,000 And the way that I see it, it's freaks versus normal guys... 771 00:38:54,067 --> 00:38:56,600 ...and you have confirmed yourself as a member of the former. 772 00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:58,434 - What's a freak? - It's a weirdo! 773 00:38:58,501 --> 00:39:00,234 You are scamming me somehow. I don't know how... 774 00:39:00,267 --> 00:39:01,834 ...but I'm not sticking around to find out. 775 00:39:01,868 --> 00:39:02,901 You call me a weirdo? 776 00:39:02,934 --> 00:39:06,135 I'm sorry it didn't work out, but my therapist says that I have a fear of intimacy. 777 00:39:06,201 --> 00:39:08,735 - I am freak. - I think it's best if I work it out on my own. 778 00:39:08,802 --> 00:39:11,835 Freak. I thought that was the dance circa the 1970s. Weirdo, I know. 779 00:39:11,902 --> 00:39:13,702 That's what Blinovitch's detractors called him... 780 00:39:13,735 --> 00:39:16,602 ...when he discovered how to bend space and time in 2278. 781 00:39:16,736 --> 00:39:18,336 Time-travel is a physical impossibility. 782 00:39:18,403 --> 00:39:21,536 So was the light bulb. So was going to the moon. So was male pregnancy. 783 00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:25,237 You explain to me how time-travel is possible. 784 00:39:25,303 --> 00:39:27,203 You tell me how an internal-combustion engine works. 785 00:39:27,270 --> 00:39:29,937 You don't even know how the basic quantum mechanics work. 786 00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:32,904 Sit down. 787 00:39:32,937 --> 00:39:34,171 - No! - Sit down! 788 00:39:34,237 --> 00:39:36,171 You want to know how back-travel works? Sit down. 789 00:39:36,238 --> 00:39:37,538 Okay. Let's hear. 790 00:39:39,638 --> 00:39:40,671 Give me your leg. 791 00:39:41,538 --> 00:39:43,572 - You want to know how back-travel works? - Okay. Yes. 792 00:39:43,638 --> 00:39:46,039 - You want to know how it works? - I'm giving you my leg. 793 00:39:47,772 --> 00:39:50,372 Let's say that this is the passage of time. 794 00:39:52,706 --> 00:39:53,839 This is the present. 795 00:39:55,073 --> 00:39:56,473 And that... 796 00:39:57,973 --> 00:39:58,873 ...is the past. 797 00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:00,907 It's a memory. 798 00:40:01,140 --> 00:40:02,740 The problem always was... 799 00:40:03,207 --> 00:40:04,941 ...how to get from the present... 800 00:40:05,907 --> 00:40:08,641 ...all the way back to the... 801 00:40:12,008 --> 00:40:13,441 You can't do it, right? 802 00:40:13,508 --> 00:40:15,375 Breaks all the fundamental laws of physics. 803 00:40:15,575 --> 00:40:16,842 It's impossible. 804 00:40:17,342 --> 00:40:18,442 It's impossible. 805 00:40:18,942 --> 00:40:20,775 But what if time isn't a rigid line? 806 00:40:25,076 --> 00:40:27,876 What if you could bend space and time... 807 00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:30,343 ...so that the present... 808 00:40:32,243 --> 00:40:34,543 ...lays side by side with the past? 809 00:40:35,144 --> 00:40:37,110 Then you really wouldn't have to go back at all. 810 00:40:37,177 --> 00:40:39,511 You'd just have to make a little leap. 811 00:40:39,877 --> 00:40:41,911 See, you go from here... 812 00:40:44,144 --> 00:40:45,311 ...to there. 813 00:40:50,912 --> 00:40:53,212 Maybe it was all about sex at first. 814 00:40:53,412 --> 00:40:55,746 Maybe I was just in denial, buying time... 815 00:40:55,812 --> 00:40:57,346 ...ignoring the problem. 816 00:40:57,912 --> 00:40:59,413 But I really did want it to work. 817 00:40:59,479 --> 00:41:01,246 It really did feel like a game. 818 00:41:01,746 --> 00:41:04,847 As long as it was just our little game... 819 00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,380 ...as long as he didn't tell anyone else... 820 00:41:07,447 --> 00:41:09,380 ...everything seemed just fine. 821 00:41:11,347 --> 00:41:13,581 So, why did the Gene Dupes ban it? 822 00:41:13,914 --> 00:41:15,048 Back-travel? 823 00:41:16,648 --> 00:41:20,615 Brain drain. Apparently, too many Anachronists disappeared into the past. 824 00:41:20,681 --> 00:41:23,382 They banned it in 2467, except for the terminally ill. 825 00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:27,415 That's fun isn't it? Playing along? 826 00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:30,116 Yeah. I mean, he's a freak, but he tells a good story. 827 00:41:30,416 --> 00:41:31,449 I'll bet he does. 828 00:41:32,583 --> 00:41:33,649 What if he has? 829 00:41:33,716 --> 00:41:35,383 - Has what? - Told someone else? 830 00:41:35,450 --> 00:41:37,683 Then I'd worry. But he hasn't. 831 00:41:37,750 --> 00:41:40,083 Don't worry. He couldn't. That would spoil the fantasy. 832 00:41:40,150 --> 00:41:41,383 Trust me on this one. He couldn't. 833 00:41:41,684 --> 00:41:43,317 Do you ever think about, like... 834 00:41:43,384 --> 00:41:44,984 ...the big issues, you know? 835 00:41:45,417 --> 00:41:48,318 Like, where do we come from? What are we here for? 836 00:41:49,184 --> 00:41:50,318 The big questions. 837 00:41:51,585 --> 00:41:53,851 Someday, Marko, there won't be any big questions. 838 00:41:54,818 --> 00:41:55,885 Like UFOs. 839 00:41:57,085 --> 00:41:58,152 What are they? 840 00:41:58,552 --> 00:41:59,652 They're interstellar travelers. 841 00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,886 They come from a planet called Eenon from the Sirus Galaxy. 842 00:42:01,952 --> 00:42:05,286 They stop here on Earth to fill up their nitro-carbon engines, and then... 843 00:42:06,653 --> 00:42:07,619 Maybe. 844 00:42:08,886 --> 00:42:10,053 What about God? 845 00:42:10,686 --> 00:42:11,720 Is there a God? 846 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,454 Surprisingly, yes. A Jesuit priest found 102 of them using a telepathy scope. 847 00:42:15,687 --> 00:42:17,387 - Through a what? - Telepathy scope. 848 00:42:17,454 --> 00:42:20,121 What's a telepathy scope, dude? 849 00:42:20,421 --> 00:42:23,854 You're all right, man. I like you. I feel like I can talk to you. 850 00:42:23,921 --> 00:42:27,288 Gretchen, she's cool and everything, but I don't know if it's gonna work out. 851 00:42:27,355 --> 00:42:28,955 She's not deep enough, you know? 852 00:42:29,022 --> 00:42:30,788 What about Ruby? Is she deep? 853 00:42:31,288 --> 00:42:32,655 What is this stuff? 854 00:42:38,623 --> 00:42:41,289 I just want to say how happy I am that you guys are here. 855 00:42:41,590 --> 00:42:43,656 - We're happy, too. - Let's toast. 856 00:42:44,556 --> 00:42:46,023 To the future... 857 00:42:46,790 --> 00:42:47,823 All right. 858 00:42:48,290 --> 00:42:49,724 ...of our relationships. 859 00:42:54,724 --> 00:42:56,858 - Good Merlot, Gretchen. - Thanks. 860 00:42:56,924 --> 00:42:59,191 It's a Syrah, actually, from Brazil. 861 00:42:59,925 --> 00:43:03,058 Apparently, they are growing grapes where the rain forests used to be. 862 00:43:03,692 --> 00:43:07,059 I think it's so tragic about the rain forests. They're going so fast. 863 00:43:07,525 --> 00:43:10,092 Do you know that I read that they will all be gone... 864 00:43:10,159 --> 00:43:12,226 ...by the year 2467? 865 00:43:12,293 --> 00:43:13,393 Actually- 866 00:43:13,459 --> 00:43:15,326 Can you tell that story about that time- 867 00:43:15,393 --> 00:43:17,826 Can you imagine the world without the rain forests? 868 00:43:17,893 --> 00:43:19,427 - That's deep. - 'Cause I often wonder... 869 00:43:19,493 --> 00:43:21,127 ...just all of it, gone. 870 00:43:21,193 --> 00:43:21,960 That's deep. 871 00:43:22,027 --> 00:43:24,027 What do you think that world would be like, Mark? 872 00:43:24,694 --> 00:43:25,894 That's real deep, baby. 873 00:43:26,294 --> 00:43:27,461 You're stoned. 874 00:43:28,061 --> 00:43:29,461 Ruby, what about you? 875 00:43:30,161 --> 00:43:34,095 I heard that the rain forests are doing just fine and in no danger, thanks to Sting. 876 00:43:34,295 --> 00:43:35,195 How worthy of him. 877 00:43:38,295 --> 00:43:40,462 What do you think that world, that... 878 00:43:40,629 --> 00:43:42,396 ...future world... 879 00:43:42,762 --> 00:43:45,729 ...would be like? Hypothetically speaking, of course. 880 00:43:51,597 --> 00:43:52,797 Lick my finger. 881 00:43:53,563 --> 00:43:56,530 Go ahead, lick it. It's nothing weird. Come on, baby. 882 00:44:34,834 --> 00:44:37,101 And that's what the world would be like in the future. 883 00:44:41,968 --> 00:44:43,468 You're fucking stoned! 884 00:44:45,269 --> 00:44:46,402 I am stoned. 885 00:44:49,102 --> 00:44:50,436 What did I tell you? 886 00:44:52,969 --> 00:44:55,536 So what can I tell you? I felt we made progress that weekend. 887 00:44:55,603 --> 00:44:57,170 As long as I just played along- 888 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:59,170 You mean, as long as you enabled him? 889 00:45:00,070 --> 00:45:00,870 Yes. 890 00:45:00,937 --> 00:45:01,704 But... 891 00:45:01,837 --> 00:45:04,937 ...it enriched our relationship. I know you don't approve, but... 892 00:45:05,504 --> 00:45:06,871 ...by trusting him... 893 00:45:07,271 --> 00:45:09,871 ...it allowed him to open up in ways that he couldn't... 894 00:45:09,938 --> 00:45:11,171 ...that he hadn't before. 895 00:45:11,238 --> 00:45:12,705 That's when he told me about his sister. 896 00:45:12,771 --> 00:45:14,638 She didn't fall out of a tree, did she? 897 00:45:14,705 --> 00:45:17,338 Or at least the latest version of his story about his sister. 898 00:45:17,405 --> 00:45:20,639 No, all the trees were gone after the Great Infestation. You know. 899 00:45:21,039 --> 00:45:23,439 - It's back-story. Remember? - Yeah. I'm sorry. 900 00:45:23,506 --> 00:45:25,173 He said she was down on the beach... 901 00:45:25,606 --> 00:45:28,006 ...or whatever they call the Atlantic coast of Iowa. 902 00:45:29,306 --> 00:45:30,773 She was by herself... 903 00:45:31,006 --> 00:45:33,440 ...and she was looking for washed-up treasures. 904 00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:37,040 He said she must have seen something... 905 00:45:37,207 --> 00:45:38,907 ...something out in the water... 906 00:45:39,241 --> 00:45:40,674 ...something marvelous... 907 00:45:41,107 --> 00:45:42,441 ...a real treasure... 908 00:45:43,174 --> 00:45:45,175 ...because she swam out after it... 909 00:45:46,041 --> 00:45:47,308 ...and drowned. 910 00:45:48,442 --> 00:45:50,675 Now, wait. Let's hang on a tick. 911 00:45:51,108 --> 00:45:53,675 Sam claims he can travel back into the past. 912 00:45:54,242 --> 00:45:57,909 What prevented him from simply going back and saving his sister from drowning? 913 00:45:58,309 --> 00:46:00,443 - I asked him the same thing. - Very good. 914 00:46:01,109 --> 00:46:02,143 What'd he say? 915 00:46:02,443 --> 00:46:04,777 Blinovitch's Second Law of Temporal Inertia. 916 00:46:05,910 --> 00:46:06,710 Again? 917 00:46:06,977 --> 00:46:09,144 Blinovitch's Second Law of Temporal Inertia. 918 00:46:09,210 --> 00:46:11,677 Basically, it's impossible to back-travel in your own lifetime. 919 00:46:11,744 --> 00:46:13,277 You have to go way back... 920 00:46:13,377 --> 00:46:14,811 ...to make any change at all. 921 00:46:14,844 --> 00:46:16,444 Even then, they have to be small changes... 922 00:46:16,511 --> 00:46:18,711 ...so they dampen out by the time it reaches the present. 923 00:46:18,778 --> 00:46:20,478 So, you really can't change anything? 924 00:46:20,545 --> 00:46:22,645 It's just a theory, and an unproven one as well. 925 00:46:22,878 --> 00:46:25,079 If it's just a theory, then you should change it. 926 00:46:25,412 --> 00:46:27,045 There is another theory, you know. 927 00:46:27,312 --> 00:46:29,646 That you can change the past. That you can really change it. 928 00:46:29,812 --> 00:46:31,746 What theory is that? 929 00:46:31,979 --> 00:46:33,779 - Cheeseman's. - Cheeseman's? 930 00:46:33,946 --> 00:46:36,080 Cheeseman's Emotional Energy Theory. It's true. 931 00:46:36,146 --> 00:46:39,313 Cheeseman believed if concentrated enough energy in a moment in time... 932 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,147 ...then you could alter the past and create a new future. 933 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,781 What kind of energy? Nuclear? 934 00:46:46,047 --> 00:46:48,581 Emotional. Love energy. Hate energy. 935 00:46:48,948 --> 00:46:50,748 - It's very potent stuff, you know. - Really? 936 00:46:50,814 --> 00:46:53,148 Cheeseman worked with fruit flies, and then he realized... 937 00:46:53,215 --> 00:46:54,882 ...they didn't have enough emotional energy. 938 00:46:54,948 --> 00:46:56,382 It was kind of low. 939 00:46:56,982 --> 00:46:59,849 But then he thought, humans are creative, sensitive creatures. 940 00:46:59,915 --> 00:47:01,982 Maybe they could muster up enough energy to actually... 941 00:47:02,016 --> 00:47:05,216 ...break the causal chain, alter the past and create a new future. 942 00:47:05,483 --> 00:47:08,683 - So then what happens to the old future? - It'd be there. There'd be two futures. 943 00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:10,883 The one you left and the one you're creating. 944 00:47:10,950 --> 00:47:13,717 They'd exist simultaneously, parallel to each other. 945 00:47:14,683 --> 00:47:16,417 Not parallel universes. 946 00:47:16,484 --> 00:47:18,817 It's only a theory. It hasn't been proven... 947 00:47:19,317 --> 00:47:20,117 ...yet. 948 00:47:23,251 --> 00:47:25,518 After that, I guess you could say we coasted. 949 00:47:25,585 --> 00:47:27,918 If the Gene Dupes defeated the Anachronists... 950 00:47:27,985 --> 00:47:30,218 I learned about his past by asking about my future. 951 00:47:31,118 --> 00:47:35,119 And Sam, he kept the relationship interesting by keeping it mysterious. 952 00:47:35,619 --> 00:47:38,853 Hi. Can I have the number for Sunil Vipassana? 953 00:47:38,919 --> 00:47:40,386 I think it's in Queens. 954 00:47:40,753 --> 00:47:42,686 What's a relationship without mystery, right? 955 00:47:42,753 --> 00:47:44,820 Okay. Somebody give me a verb. 956 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,187 So, for a while, we just enjoyed each other and our game. 957 00:47:51,687 --> 00:47:52,987 We can beat this thing. 958 00:47:53,054 --> 00:47:54,954 And we took care of each other. 959 00:47:55,021 --> 00:47:56,988 - I know we will. - We'll do it together. 960 00:47:57,788 --> 00:47:59,421 Maybe you should see someone. 961 00:48:01,488 --> 00:48:02,955 I wasn't talking about me. 962 00:48:05,555 --> 00:48:07,489 Maybe it could have gone on like that forever. 963 00:48:10,056 --> 00:48:11,256 But it didn't. 964 00:48:11,523 --> 00:48:12,723 Another cruise? 965 00:48:12,923 --> 00:48:15,090 It was just a matter of time before something... 966 00:48:15,123 --> 00:48:16,923 ...I guess you could call it reality... 967 00:48:17,290 --> 00:48:18,957 ...shocked me back to my senses. 968 00:48:29,658 --> 00:48:30,858 Oh, boy. 969 00:48:31,324 --> 00:48:32,458 And it was after that... 970 00:48:32,525 --> 00:48:34,325 ...that I finally asked you for your help. 971 00:48:34,391 --> 00:48:36,792 I definitely think I should see him. 972 00:48:36,858 --> 00:48:38,292 Why? What do you mean? 973 00:48:38,559 --> 00:48:39,825 Have you ever heard of TLE? 974 00:48:40,425 --> 00:48:42,959 - TLE? - Temporal Lobe Epilepsy. 975 00:48:43,392 --> 00:48:45,359 Don't worry, I mean, this is not like grand mal. 976 00:48:45,426 --> 00:48:48,126 I mean, he doesn't fall to the ground foaming at the mouth. 977 00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:50,726 These seizures are infinitely more subtle. 978 00:48:50,860 --> 00:48:53,593 Seizures? So, you think that his spells are- 979 00:48:53,660 --> 00:48:55,060 With TLE, it's more like... 980 00:48:55,260 --> 00:48:56,827 ...intense attacks of emotion. 981 00:48:56,860 --> 00:49:00,094 Euphoria. A heightened sense of smell and hearing. 982 00:49:00,161 --> 00:49:02,361 The distortion of time and space. 983 00:49:02,428 --> 00:49:06,028 A great enhancement of the imagination, leading to compulsive writing of words... 984 00:49:06,095 --> 00:49:09,495 ...drawing, and the creation of elaborate fantasies. 985 00:49:09,662 --> 00:49:10,428 Oh, God. 986 00:49:10,495 --> 00:49:12,529 TLE isn't inherently dangerous. 987 00:49:12,562 --> 00:49:14,062 Many great artists had it. 988 00:49:14,129 --> 00:49:16,362 Lewis Carroll, Dostoyevsky, van Gogh. 989 00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:18,763 Sam's not that good. 990 00:49:19,829 --> 00:49:21,763 I definitely think I should see him. 991 00:49:22,096 --> 00:49:24,196 Okay. I'll bring him with me next session. 992 00:49:24,263 --> 00:49:27,097 No. I think best to see him by myself. 993 00:49:27,397 --> 00:49:29,964 And don't let on that you know anything about this. 994 00:49:30,430 --> 00:49:32,964 If he felt his fantasy was jeopardized in some way... 995 00:49:34,931 --> 00:49:36,964 He never threatened you or anything, has he? 996 00:49:37,364 --> 00:49:38,131 No. 997 00:49:39,231 --> 00:49:41,532 Sam would never do anything like that. 998 00:50:21,836 --> 00:50:23,469 That wasn't a comedy. 999 00:50:23,536 --> 00:50:26,103 Come on, comedy, tragedy. Depends on your point of view. 1000 00:50:26,503 --> 00:50:27,636 You're sick. 1001 00:50:28,103 --> 00:50:30,303 Do you smell that? It's incredible. 1002 00:50:30,770 --> 00:50:32,403 Wait. Come here, look. 1003 00:50:32,437 --> 00:50:33,670 You're sick. 1004 00:50:35,270 --> 00:50:36,437 Come on. 1005 00:50:36,470 --> 00:50:39,571 That was the first one in a long time. It's the drag. 1006 00:50:39,637 --> 00:50:41,804 It's going away. Come on, please. 1007 00:50:42,138 --> 00:50:43,038 Drag. 1008 00:50:43,271 --> 00:50:45,771 A professional might have another name for it. 1009 00:50:45,838 --> 00:50:47,438 And what's that supposed to mean? 1010 00:50:48,205 --> 00:50:51,072 - I want you to see my therapist. - What? Your therapist? 1011 00:50:51,605 --> 00:50:53,039 Yeah. You're sick. 1012 00:50:53,639 --> 00:50:54,972 All the signs are there. 1013 00:50:55,039 --> 00:50:58,973 I feel better than I have in my entire life, you're telling me that I'm sick. That's crazy! 1014 00:51:00,773 --> 00:51:02,006 I'm not sick. 1015 00:51:03,306 --> 00:51:04,540 You told her about me? 1016 00:51:04,573 --> 00:51:06,873 No, I told her about us. About our problems. 1017 00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:09,174 - What problems? - Don't be an idiot! 1018 00:51:14,808 --> 00:51:16,708 - Sam Deed. - Come in. 1019 00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:18,675 Sit on the couch. 1020 00:51:23,442 --> 00:51:25,742 Let me introduce myself. 1021 00:51:26,942 --> 00:51:28,442 My friends call me Maggie Ann. 1022 00:51:29,776 --> 00:51:31,476 She went down on the Titanic. 1023 00:51:31,543 --> 00:51:34,043 This, of course, was a few years back. 1024 00:51:37,843 --> 00:51:38,977 I'm not getting a reading. 1025 00:51:40,143 --> 00:51:42,210 - This is about Sam, isn't it? - Yeah. 1026 00:51:42,977 --> 00:51:45,277 - I'm really worried about him, Jose. - Me, too. 1027 00:51:45,477 --> 00:51:48,744 So, I'm not the only one who noticed his little problem? 1028 00:51:49,111 --> 00:51:50,311 Little problem? 1029 00:51:51,078 --> 00:51:52,745 I think it's more than a little problem. 1030 00:51:52,978 --> 00:51:54,445 I demanded he get help. 1031 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,678 From who? I mean, we have to keep this a secret. You know that. 1032 00:51:57,745 --> 00:52:00,679 Is that the best way to handle this? Don't you think we should confront him? 1033 00:52:00,712 --> 00:52:03,779 Let him know we're here for him? I mean my therapist says that- 1034 00:52:03,846 --> 00:52:04,946 Your therapist? 1035 00:52:05,913 --> 00:52:07,879 - You told your therapist? - Yeah. 1036 00:52:07,913 --> 00:52:09,880 - She could be one of them. - Them? 1037 00:52:11,513 --> 00:52:14,580 A back-traveler. You know how hard they are to pick out of a crowd. 1038 00:52:15,647 --> 00:52:17,647 Sam violated protocol. 1039 00:52:17,714 --> 00:52:19,947 If other back-travelers found out, I dread what would happen. 1040 00:52:20,014 --> 00:52:21,814 We don't want to put him in any more danger. 1041 00:52:21,881 --> 00:52:23,714 I've traveled the astral plain. 1042 00:52:24,181 --> 00:52:26,615 Sam, we're talking, has gone back 400 years. 1043 00:52:26,748 --> 00:52:29,115 I can't even imagine what that must do to his energy fields. 1044 00:52:44,683 --> 00:52:48,184 - You told Jose. - I didn't. He guessed. He's psychic. 1045 00:52:48,350 --> 00:52:49,750 I thought this was between me and you. 1046 00:52:49,784 --> 00:52:52,484 That's what I thought, too, until you forced me to see your therapist! 1047 00:52:52,551 --> 00:52:53,951 She just wants to help you. 1048 00:52:54,851 --> 00:52:56,718 I don't think I'm the one that needs help, but- 1049 00:52:56,784 --> 00:52:59,951 You told somebody else about our game, and you need serious help! 1050 00:53:00,018 --> 00:53:01,685 - Was that what you think it is? - You need help. 1051 00:53:01,752 --> 00:53:03,918 - You think this is game? - You need lots and lots of help! 1052 00:53:03,952 --> 00:53:06,519 I'm not the one that needs help. You are the one that needs help. 1053 00:53:06,585 --> 00:53:08,186 What the fuck did you just say? 1054 00:53:09,586 --> 00:53:12,786 I know you're used to always being the fixer, okay? 1055 00:53:12,853 --> 00:53:15,253 You're not the fixer this time. You've got it all wrong. I am. 1056 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:19,120 How dare you! After all I have done to salvage this relationship. 1057 00:53:19,653 --> 00:53:21,020 Just get the fuck out! 1058 00:53:22,087 --> 00:53:22,954 Get out! 1059 00:53:23,020 --> 00:53:24,187 Okay. Fine. 1060 00:53:26,521 --> 00:53:27,987 - Go. - Wait. 1061 00:53:28,721 --> 00:53:31,088 - What did you just say? - I said, "Get out"! 1062 00:53:32,855 --> 00:53:35,122 That's what I thought you said. You really mean it? 1063 00:53:35,155 --> 00:53:37,788 Yes, I fucking mean it, baby! 1064 00:53:38,655 --> 00:53:40,289 That's perfect. 1065 00:53:41,355 --> 00:53:43,656 - What? - Emotional energy. That's what we need! 1066 00:53:43,689 --> 00:53:45,056 Remember Cheeseman? 1067 00:53:45,123 --> 00:53:47,389 Hypothetically, anger would work just as well as love! 1068 00:53:47,423 --> 00:53:49,123 We could be breaking the causal chain right now. 1069 00:53:49,190 --> 00:53:51,990 If we can generate enough emotional energy! 1070 00:53:52,057 --> 00:53:53,123 Like that? 1071 00:53:53,190 --> 00:53:54,623 Okay. That was good. 1072 00:53:54,690 --> 00:53:56,257 - How's that? - That's okay. 1073 00:53:56,324 --> 00:53:58,524 All right, but you're hurting me, but it's good. 1074 00:53:58,957 --> 00:53:59,757 Wait! 1075 00:54:01,624 --> 00:54:05,225 Is that good enough emotional energy for you? Did that break your chain? 1076 00:54:12,725 --> 00:54:15,192 I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened, baby. 1077 00:54:15,226 --> 00:54:17,059 I don't know what came over me. 1078 00:54:17,192 --> 00:54:19,426 It's okay. Everything's fine. 1079 00:54:24,493 --> 00:54:26,660 How come you never told me you loved me? 1080 00:54:26,927 --> 00:54:27,860 Just tell me. 1081 00:54:31,661 --> 00:54:32,727 I love you. 1082 00:54:33,794 --> 00:54:35,561 Sometimes love isn't enough. 1083 00:54:36,594 --> 00:54:38,461 - We need- - What? 1084 00:54:38,528 --> 00:54:40,595 Reality. We need sanity. 1085 00:54:41,161 --> 00:54:44,628 The reality is that I found your face, and- 1086 00:54:44,695 --> 00:54:45,929 Help me. 1087 00:54:48,929 --> 00:54:51,129 That's what I came here for. To help you. 1088 00:54:52,663 --> 00:54:54,229 Why do I need your help? 1089 00:54:56,230 --> 00:54:57,396 Because... 1090 00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:00,697 ...you're gonna die. 1091 00:55:02,730 --> 00:55:04,430 Tell me something I don't know. 1092 00:55:04,597 --> 00:55:06,264 We're all gonna die. 1093 00:55:06,331 --> 00:55:08,331 What, people don't die in the future? 1094 00:55:08,398 --> 00:55:10,231 - Is death passe? - No. 1095 00:55:10,831 --> 00:55:13,098 It's good to know some things don't change. 1096 00:55:14,431 --> 00:55:15,432 They can. 1097 00:55:15,498 --> 00:55:16,298 What? 1098 00:55:16,565 --> 00:55:17,365 Change. 1099 00:55:17,432 --> 00:55:19,399 Things can change. 1100 00:55:19,765 --> 00:55:22,932 I thought we'd go out of town on Friday. We'd let the whole thing slip by. 1101 00:55:22,999 --> 00:55:26,066 But I think it's only fair that you know now that we can change it. 1102 00:55:26,599 --> 00:55:28,200 - Change what? - Friday. 1103 00:55:28,266 --> 00:55:29,466 What's Friday? 1104 00:55:30,466 --> 00:55:31,767 I told you. 1105 00:55:32,167 --> 00:55:33,400 You're gonna die. 1106 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:35,634 On Friday? 1107 00:55:36,167 --> 00:55:37,000 Yes. 1108 00:55:39,267 --> 00:55:40,401 This Friday? 1109 00:55:44,634 --> 00:55:46,735 This is better than the Jew for Jesus. 1110 00:55:47,535 --> 00:55:49,935 - Sam's not at all religious, is he? - No. 1111 00:55:50,868 --> 00:55:52,035 Religion goes out of favor... 1112 00:55:52,102 --> 00:55:55,269 ...in 2033, when science discovers the gene that regulates fear. 1113 00:55:58,203 --> 00:56:00,303 I was just telling you how he explains it. 1114 00:56:00,569 --> 00:56:02,070 Oh, honey. 1115 00:56:02,336 --> 00:56:05,203 What about his story about finding your photo in that curio shop? 1116 00:56:05,270 --> 00:56:07,270 You know, coming back for your face? 1117 00:56:07,403 --> 00:56:10,170 God, that was so romantic. We loved that fantasy. 1118 00:56:11,237 --> 00:56:12,904 He's got a new fantasy now. 1119 00:56:14,537 --> 00:56:17,504 It starts the same. Growing up an Anachronist. 1120 00:56:17,604 --> 00:56:19,805 Dad's arrest. Mom's death. 1121 00:56:19,838 --> 00:56:21,705 How he had to take care of his sister. 1122 00:56:21,938 --> 00:56:23,305 Then the day on the beach. 1123 00:56:23,372 --> 00:56:25,305 His sister noticing some floating treasure. 1124 00:56:25,672 --> 00:56:26,772 Her drowning. 1125 00:56:27,405 --> 00:56:29,606 But now there's a big difference. 1126 00:56:29,972 --> 00:56:31,806 Now Sam is there, on the beach. 1127 00:56:32,006 --> 00:56:33,739 He's with his sister. 1128 00:56:34,473 --> 00:56:38,006 He was supposed to be watching her. Supposed to be keeping an eye on her. 1129 00:56:38,707 --> 00:56:40,007 But he fucked up. 1130 00:56:41,374 --> 00:56:44,741 So, he didn't find my photo in a curio shop and escape to the past. 1131 00:56:45,041 --> 00:56:47,107 It's much more prosaic than that. 1132 00:56:49,274 --> 00:56:50,574 He was arrested. 1133 00:56:50,974 --> 00:56:52,975 Arrested? For what? 1134 00:56:53,008 --> 00:56:55,842 Murder? Oh, God! Murder? 1135 00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:59,242 Wait. But he didn't murder his sister. Right? 1136 00:56:59,275 --> 00:57:00,909 No. It was an accident. 1137 00:57:00,975 --> 00:57:01,776 It wasn't me. 1138 00:57:01,842 --> 00:57:05,009 But the Gene Dupes had it in for him, because of his dad, the freedom fighter. 1139 00:57:05,043 --> 00:57:06,376 They had followed me there. 1140 00:57:06,443 --> 00:57:07,443 So, they framed him. 1141 00:57:07,509 --> 00:57:08,476 They were waiting for me. 1142 00:57:08,543 --> 00:57:10,010 Accusing him of murdering his own sister. 1143 00:57:10,076 --> 00:57:11,543 She was standing on the beach. 1144 00:57:11,610 --> 00:57:14,744 But he can't afford a lawyer. So he has to defend himself. 1145 00:57:14,810 --> 00:57:15,844 I watched her drown. 1146 00:57:15,944 --> 00:57:18,877 He has to find a way to prove that his sister's death was an accident. 1147 00:57:20,211 --> 00:57:22,711 So, now he says he actually found my photo... 1148 00:57:22,744 --> 00:57:25,811 ...on an historical database, while researching legal precedence. 1149 00:57:26,445 --> 00:57:28,045 Legal precedence for what? 1150 00:57:28,712 --> 00:57:29,912 Accident cases. 1151 00:57:30,678 --> 00:57:31,912 Accident cases? 1152 00:57:33,479 --> 00:57:35,312 That would mean that you... 1153 00:57:37,546 --> 00:57:38,613 On Friday. 1154 00:57:41,913 --> 00:57:43,413 I know it's hard. 1155 00:57:43,446 --> 00:57:45,980 I know it's hard to understand, but you have to try. 1156 00:57:46,047 --> 00:57:48,947 Nobody could understand this. It's too much. 1157 00:57:49,547 --> 00:57:51,914 So, that's it. You've heard it all now. 1158 00:57:52,347 --> 00:57:55,714 Tonight's Mark's opening, and tomorrow's Friday. 1159 00:57:56,281 --> 00:57:59,548 Did he ever say whether he was found innocent or guilty... 1160 00:57:59,615 --> 00:58:01,948 ...in this trial by the Gene Dupes? 1161 00:58:02,582 --> 00:58:03,415 No. 1162 00:58:03,748 --> 00:58:05,382 He didn't stick around to find out. 1163 00:58:05,415 --> 00:58:09,116 He just put himself in a time machine, set the dial back to 1999, and voila. 1164 00:58:09,449 --> 00:58:12,483 What did he tell you? Did he say that he has TLE? 1165 00:58:13,216 --> 00:58:16,983 He said he was from Dubuque. He was born in 1961, I think it was. 1166 00:58:17,016 --> 00:58:19,717 - His sister fell from a tree. - That's back-story. 1167 00:58:19,783 --> 00:58:21,183 Of course he'd tell you that. 1168 00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:24,450 - That's not what he's telling me now. - Because you are part of the ritual. 1169 00:58:25,684 --> 00:58:26,651 Ritual? 1170 00:58:27,684 --> 00:58:31,585 I believe that Sam is living out a delusional fantasy. 1171 00:58:32,351 --> 00:58:35,285 A fantasy which allows him to explain the inexplicable... 1172 00:58:35,718 --> 00:58:36,952 ...senseless tragedy. 1173 00:58:37,385 --> 00:58:38,585 The death of his sister. 1174 00:58:38,919 --> 00:58:41,386 A death for which he may feel some responsibility. 1175 00:58:41,619 --> 00:58:42,719 And if I'm right... 1176 00:58:42,752 --> 00:58:45,719 ...exacerbated by the Temporal Lobe Epilepsy... 1177 00:58:45,786 --> 00:58:48,286 ...this seems as real to him... 1178 00:58:48,586 --> 00:58:50,253 ...as you and I sitting here. 1179 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:53,687 But since he can't actually go into the past and save his sister... 1180 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:57,554 ...he's brilliantly created a ritual whereby he can at least atone for her death. 1181 00:58:58,621 --> 00:59:00,854 The ritual of saving your life. 1182 00:59:02,588 --> 00:59:04,988 He said he didn't stick around for the trial, right? 1183 00:59:05,355 --> 00:59:07,588 That's because in Sam's mind, the verdict isn't in yet. 1184 00:59:07,655 --> 00:59:10,688 And it won't be until he imagines that he has saved you. 1185 00:59:11,722 --> 00:59:12,889 I don't know. 1186 00:59:13,955 --> 00:59:15,956 I don't know about this theory. 1187 00:59:16,489 --> 00:59:19,089 What's the alternative? Cheeseman's? 1188 00:59:20,156 --> 00:59:22,623 He hasn't even told you how this is going to happen, has he? 1189 00:59:22,690 --> 00:59:23,790 Your accident? 1190 00:59:23,823 --> 00:59:25,890 No. He doesn't want to tell me all the details... 1191 00:59:25,957 --> 00:59:28,490 ...because he's afraid it will become a self-fulfilling prophecy. 1192 00:59:29,424 --> 00:59:31,090 That's convenient, isn't it? 1193 00:59:31,691 --> 00:59:32,457 Look. 1194 00:59:32,824 --> 00:59:34,858 The last thing I want to do is frighten you, but... 1195 00:59:35,758 --> 00:59:36,924 ...he has threatened you. 1196 00:59:37,591 --> 00:59:38,891 What? When? 1197 00:59:39,358 --> 00:59:40,691 He has told you... 1198 00:59:40,891 --> 00:59:42,758 ...when and how you are going to die. 1199 00:59:43,092 --> 00:59:45,425 But it's an accident! He doesn't do it! 1200 00:59:47,925 --> 00:59:49,226 Please hear me. 1201 00:59:50,892 --> 00:59:53,493 I understand that you care for Sam. 1202 00:59:54,193 --> 00:59:56,326 But the most caring thing that you could do for him... 1203 00:59:56,926 --> 00:59:58,493 ...would be to walk away. 1204 00:59:59,327 --> 01:00:00,293 Today. 1205 01:00:00,893 --> 01:00:03,527 And I believe that you could do that. 1206 01:00:03,694 --> 01:00:06,127 If you could see that what Sam seeks... 1207 01:00:06,594 --> 01:00:08,261 ...what he asks of you... 1208 01:00:10,161 --> 01:00:11,528 ...is for him... 1209 01:00:12,128 --> 01:00:13,161 ...not you. 1210 01:00:18,229 --> 01:00:20,662 Just give it another day. 1211 01:00:20,729 --> 01:00:23,996 I mean, come on, at least find out what the guy's gonna say to you, right? 1212 01:00:24,062 --> 01:00:25,263 What's the harm in that? 1213 01:00:25,296 --> 01:00:26,629 It could be destructive. 1214 01:00:26,696 --> 01:00:29,130 I don't know what he's gonna do. 1215 01:00:29,163 --> 01:00:31,330 Look at him. He never drinks like this. 1216 01:00:31,397 --> 01:00:33,630 This is so weird. Mark is gonna die. 1217 01:00:36,264 --> 01:00:37,330 Thanks. 1218 01:00:40,697 --> 01:00:41,498 Tab. 1219 01:00:43,031 --> 01:00:44,164 How are you? 1220 01:00:44,531 --> 01:00:45,731 Great work. Yeah. 1221 01:00:45,798 --> 01:00:48,598 You're Anthony Michael Hall, man. I can't believe you came to my opening. 1222 01:00:48,632 --> 01:00:49,865 Just call me Michael. 1223 01:00:49,932 --> 01:00:52,732 Come on, team hug, baby. We can do that. 1224 01:00:52,799 --> 01:00:55,632 - It's very improvisational. It's great. - Thank you so much, dude. 1225 01:00:55,699 --> 01:00:58,633 In this day and age, you know, it's like everything's so fucking calculated. 1226 01:00:58,666 --> 01:01:00,866 I think it's great. It really is. 1227 01:01:00,899 --> 01:01:02,900 I was working on Weird Science. I was having a problem. 1228 01:01:02,966 --> 01:01:04,933 John Hughes pulls me aside, right? He's like: 1229 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,667 "Drop it. Let it go and improvise. " 1230 01:01:06,733 --> 01:01:08,467 Make those mistakes. You know what I mean? 1231 01:01:09,434 --> 01:01:11,867 - This is my friend, Sam Deed. - Sam, Anthony Michael Hall. 1232 01:01:11,934 --> 01:01:13,634 How are you? Nice to meet you. 1233 01:01:13,701 --> 01:01:15,234 - So, you're an artist, too? - No. 1234 01:01:15,301 --> 01:01:17,701 - He's just joking. - This is Anthony Michael Hall. 1235 01:01:17,768 --> 01:01:19,935 It's New York. No one gives a shit. Right? 1236 01:01:20,335 --> 01:01:22,102 - Am I an artist? - Sixteen Candles. 1237 01:01:22,168 --> 01:01:24,202 - The one with Judd Nelson. - The Breakfast Club? 1238 01:01:24,902 --> 01:01:26,102 I never heard of 'em. 1239 01:01:26,169 --> 01:01:27,569 Where you from, Sam? 1240 01:01:28,302 --> 01:01:29,569 Where am I from? 1241 01:01:30,369 --> 01:01:32,236 - Where am I from? - Tough question. 1242 01:01:32,303 --> 01:01:34,103 I'm from the... 1243 01:01:35,703 --> 01:01:36,936 ...future. 1244 01:01:37,203 --> 01:01:39,370 I'm a time-traveler from the future, Mr. Hall. 1245 01:01:41,037 --> 01:01:42,737 - About what year? - Everything's fine. 1246 01:01:42,804 --> 01:01:43,604 2470. 1247 01:01:45,804 --> 01:01:47,737 - That's quite a ways. - That really is the future. 1248 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:51,204 You're a time-traveler from the year 2470. That's improv. 1249 01:01:52,805 --> 01:01:54,305 I have a question. 1250 01:01:54,772 --> 01:01:56,905 What do people look like in the future? 1251 01:01:58,039 --> 01:01:59,005 The same. 1252 01:01:59,639 --> 01:02:00,639 Except for Gene Dupes. 1253 01:02:00,672 --> 01:02:02,772 They're gene-warped, so they have smaller fingers... 1254 01:02:02,839 --> 01:02:05,773 ...and purple irises, no genitalia. 1255 01:02:05,906 --> 01:02:08,773 Gene Dupes. Very nice. More improv. He's good. 1256 01:02:09,573 --> 01:02:10,906 He's good. 1257 01:02:10,973 --> 01:02:12,073 My turn. 1258 01:02:12,407 --> 01:02:15,074 Do people have sex in the future? 1259 01:02:15,140 --> 01:02:16,374 Biologicals do. 1260 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:17,574 Thank the Lord. 1261 01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:20,474 But only two times in a lifetime, and that's to procreate. 1262 01:02:20,941 --> 01:02:23,608 Sex for fun is old-fashioned. But I'm an Anachronist, so I guess... 1263 01:02:23,674 --> 01:02:25,975 ...I could be considered old-fashioned. Right, Ruby? 1264 01:02:28,775 --> 01:02:30,475 So, why'd you come back to the past? 1265 01:02:31,709 --> 01:02:33,442 The future isn't what it used to be. 1266 01:02:36,176 --> 01:02:37,776 Describe for us, if you would... 1267 01:02:38,009 --> 01:02:40,343 ...the device by which you traveled here. 1268 01:02:40,543 --> 01:02:43,443 Your time machine. How does that work? 1269 01:02:44,510 --> 01:02:46,577 Do you know how an internal-combustion engine works? 1270 01:02:47,843 --> 01:02:49,077 In fact, I do. 1271 01:02:49,377 --> 01:02:50,244 Touche. 1272 01:02:50,310 --> 01:02:53,844 A time machine is much more complicated. 1273 01:02:54,678 --> 01:02:58,478 - Time-travel is not possible. - See? This is what you don't do. 1274 01:02:58,511 --> 01:03:01,078 You never want to block your partner's need to improv. 1275 01:03:01,145 --> 01:03:03,845 One merely has to point out the numerous... 1276 01:03:03,912 --> 01:03:07,912 ...logical absurdities, temporal paradoxes, circular causation, closed time loops. 1277 01:03:08,212 --> 01:03:09,012 You name it. 1278 01:03:09,079 --> 01:03:11,146 You mean like the Grandfather Paradox? 1279 01:03:11,212 --> 01:03:13,779 Where you go back in time and kill your own grandfather... 1280 01:03:13,846 --> 01:03:16,746 ...thereby you totally negate your own existence? That's fucking trippy. 1281 01:03:16,813 --> 01:03:19,680 You get the point. The idea of effect preceding cause... 1282 01:03:20,047 --> 01:03:23,814 ...of tampering with history, creates so many logical absurdities... 1283 01:03:23,847 --> 01:03:27,847 ...that even if the technology were available, time-travel would still be impossible. 1284 01:03:28,214 --> 01:03:31,981 You are forgetting Blinovitch's Fifth Law of Causal Determination, which resolves... 1285 01:03:32,015 --> 01:03:33,148 ...all of those paradoxes. 1286 01:03:33,181 --> 01:03:36,248 - Blinovitch? Never heard of him. Russian? - Yugoserbian. 1287 01:03:36,548 --> 01:03:39,382 - Yugoslavian- - No. Blinovitch was from Yugoserbia. 1288 01:03:39,449 --> 01:03:40,815 There is no Yugoserbia. 1289 01:03:40,882 --> 01:03:43,582 I see. There will be, after the Petroleum Wars of 2111... 1290 01:03:43,782 --> 01:03:44,582 ...AD. 1291 01:03:44,916 --> 01:03:45,816 Is it just me... 1292 01:03:45,849 --> 01:03:49,416 ...or isn't this guy just a little too adamantly opposed to time-travel? 1293 01:03:49,450 --> 01:03:53,017 I'm getting my doctorate in physics and theoretical calculus. 1294 01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:56,017 Forgive me if I don't suffer fools gladly. 1295 01:03:56,217 --> 01:04:00,151 Forgive me if I have the guts to admit where I'm from, unlike you. 1296 01:04:00,617 --> 01:04:03,818 - What are you implying? - Do I know you from the Clone Riots in '66? 1297 01:04:03,851 --> 01:04:05,951 That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. 1298 01:04:06,251 --> 01:04:08,618 This guy is a time-traveler like me. 1299 01:04:08,685 --> 01:04:10,218 - I most certainly am not! - It's so obvious. 1300 01:04:10,252 --> 01:04:12,652 Please! What are you, afraid you're going to violate protocol? 1301 01:04:12,719 --> 01:04:15,452 - I am not a time-traveler! - Come out! You can be free! 1302 01:04:15,486 --> 01:04:17,386 Fuck you! I am not a time-traveler! 1303 01:04:20,653 --> 01:04:21,753 It's just an improv! 1304 01:04:22,053 --> 01:04:24,620 Another fine fucking fiasco! 1305 01:04:24,653 --> 01:04:26,787 Your friend's an idiot. I didn't start it. 1306 01:04:27,587 --> 01:04:30,954 - That "idiot" has a Ph. D. from Columbia! - Exactly! Tab. 1307 01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:34,721 The one with the expensive back-story. Right? What's his last name? 1308 01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:35,888 Sokolofsky! 1309 01:04:35,988 --> 01:04:39,355 He's still an idiot, because he didn't even realize that he was right. 1310 01:04:39,621 --> 01:04:41,055 - What? - Yes. 1311 01:04:41,088 --> 01:04:42,522 Closed time loop. 1312 01:04:42,588 --> 01:04:45,389 In 470 years, I'm gonna find your photo. 1313 01:04:45,455 --> 01:04:46,655 I'm gonna come back here. 1314 01:04:46,722 --> 01:04:49,256 We're going to meet again on that bench and fall in love. 1315 01:04:49,322 --> 01:04:52,156 If we don't do something about tomorrow, you'll die again. 1316 01:04:52,223 --> 01:04:54,723 In another 470 years, the whole thing's going to repeat itself... 1317 01:04:54,790 --> 01:04:57,056 ...and you're going to die again and again. 1318 01:04:57,090 --> 01:04:59,723 Great! So, not only do I die tomorrow... 1319 01:04:59,790 --> 01:05:01,624 ...I die over and over. 1320 01:05:03,590 --> 01:05:05,857 When we first met on the bench... 1321 01:05:07,424 --> 01:05:08,624 ...you could feel it. 1322 01:05:08,991 --> 01:05:11,991 Like we'd met before. Like it happened before, maybe once... 1323 01:05:12,091 --> 01:05:13,625 ...maybe a million times before. 1324 01:05:13,691 --> 01:05:16,392 Yes, but it's called deja vu! 1325 01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:19,625 No. It's called the loop. It's the causal chain repeating itself. 1326 01:05:19,692 --> 01:05:22,492 We gotta break that chain. We gotta break it! 1327 01:05:22,926 --> 01:05:24,893 All you gotta do is say you love me. 1328 01:05:25,393 --> 01:05:26,393 Just say it. 1329 01:05:28,393 --> 01:05:29,726 You don't have to say you love me. 1330 01:05:29,793 --> 01:05:33,360 That's okay, because according to Cheeseman, all you gotta do is feel it. 1331 01:05:40,861 --> 01:05:42,428 Shit. What. 1332 01:05:42,728 --> 01:05:43,528 Okay. 1333 01:05:44,228 --> 01:05:45,628 Sammy, it's okay. 1334 01:05:47,561 --> 01:05:49,728 We're going to get you a good doctor. 1335 01:05:50,028 --> 01:05:53,595 Baby, it's all right. It's gonna be okay. We're going to get you a TLE specialist. 1336 01:05:53,629 --> 01:05:55,596 Those cheap bastards. 1337 01:05:57,296 --> 01:05:59,263 I paid a lot of money for that back-story... 1338 01:05:59,329 --> 01:06:02,063 ...and they give me cheap inserts from plastic frames. 1339 01:06:02,130 --> 01:06:03,296 What a rip-off! 1340 01:06:03,696 --> 01:06:06,730 That's a rip-off. You live and learn. Right? 1341 01:06:06,830 --> 01:06:07,863 Say it, right now! 1342 01:06:09,297 --> 01:06:12,397 Say that you put those strange people in your wallet! 1343 01:06:12,697 --> 01:06:13,564 Say it! 1344 01:06:13,597 --> 01:06:16,364 My back-story. My contact gave them to me! 1345 01:06:17,164 --> 01:06:19,631 Chrystie Delancey. 1346 01:06:22,932 --> 01:06:24,232 Where you going? 1347 01:06:25,332 --> 01:06:26,699 You can't leave. 1348 01:06:27,732 --> 01:06:30,332 You have to help us through this! We gotta break the chain! 1349 01:06:30,399 --> 01:06:31,899 I am breaking the chain! 1350 01:06:33,299 --> 01:06:34,299 Okay, fine! 1351 01:06:34,533 --> 01:06:36,066 I'll do this on my own! 1352 01:06:36,133 --> 01:06:37,200 Motherfucker! 1353 01:06:37,266 --> 01:06:41,233 You'll realize how much I love you when you wake up on Saturday morning... 1354 01:06:41,567 --> 01:06:42,734 ...alive! 1355 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,634 You'll see. Fine. 1356 01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:46,167 Fucker! 1357 01:06:53,035 --> 01:06:54,435 - Honey. - Mother. 1358 01:06:54,702 --> 01:06:56,768 What is it? 1359 01:06:57,768 --> 01:07:01,169 I come from such a different world, and I'm not going to be here long. 1360 01:07:02,402 --> 01:07:03,569 Where's Dad? 1361 01:07:03,802 --> 01:07:05,036 Where do you think? 1362 01:07:05,203 --> 01:07:06,903 He's at the office, as usual. 1363 01:07:08,570 --> 01:07:09,870 What is it? 1364 01:07:10,203 --> 01:07:12,037 I had a happy childhood, right? 1365 01:07:13,603 --> 01:07:14,537 We tried. 1366 01:07:16,204 --> 01:07:17,237 So... 1367 01:07:18,237 --> 01:07:19,837 ...why am I so fucked up? 1368 01:07:20,104 --> 01:07:22,204 Why are my relationships so fucked up? 1369 01:07:23,471 --> 01:07:25,038 Because you care, my love. 1370 01:07:25,071 --> 01:07:27,905 - I care too much. - You can't care too much. 1371 01:07:28,605 --> 01:07:30,405 I fall in love too easily. 1372 01:07:30,805 --> 01:07:33,772 There are a lot worse things that could be wrong with you. Believe me. 1373 01:07:33,839 --> 01:07:35,939 I bet you Sam would agree with me. 1374 01:07:41,206 --> 01:07:42,873 Sam was scared of Marvin. 1375 01:07:44,973 --> 01:07:47,140 Little Marvin? The foot licker? 1376 01:07:52,341 --> 01:07:53,307 Sam is like... 1377 01:07:53,341 --> 01:07:55,741 Give me another shot of Merlot. 1378 01:07:56,674 --> 01:07:58,408 How can I even describe him? 1379 01:07:58,475 --> 01:08:00,808 Hello? Sunil Vipassana? 1380 01:08:02,175 --> 01:08:04,042 He's like two people in one. 1381 01:08:05,742 --> 01:08:07,842 Sometimes he's like an incredible genius. 1382 01:08:12,409 --> 01:08:16,243 Then he's also really clueless sometimes, like a child. 1383 01:08:17,343 --> 01:08:19,710 - Are you Sunil Vipassana? - Yes. 1384 01:08:20,977 --> 01:08:22,277 And he can be really fierce. 1385 01:08:22,344 --> 01:08:23,877 What do you want? Who are you? 1386 01:08:23,944 --> 01:08:26,644 But he's also really soft. 1387 01:08:29,444 --> 01:08:31,244 But he can be really romantic... 1388 01:08:33,478 --> 01:08:34,878 ...and chivalrous. 1389 01:08:34,945 --> 01:08:37,112 I'm really sorry, but I have to do this. 1390 01:08:40,545 --> 01:08:42,946 I'm gonna break the causal chain! 1391 01:08:43,212 --> 01:08:43,979 Please... 1392 01:08:48,146 --> 01:08:48,913 Papa? 1393 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:56,680 But the thing is, he's really caring. 1394 01:08:57,214 --> 01:08:58,447 More than me. 1395 01:08:58,514 --> 01:08:59,914 More than what I can... 1396 01:09:00,214 --> 01:09:02,248 ...give back to him. 1397 01:09:07,115 --> 01:09:09,382 You take a couple of days off. Okay? 1398 01:09:13,515 --> 01:09:16,182 I just don't know if I know what love is. 1399 01:09:18,083 --> 01:09:19,316 It's not fair. 1400 01:09:19,749 --> 01:09:20,649 Fair? 1401 01:09:20,916 --> 01:09:22,816 Who ever told you that relationships were fair? 1402 01:09:23,383 --> 01:09:25,717 Relationships are not fair. 1403 01:09:28,950 --> 01:09:30,250 They're battles. 1404 01:09:30,984 --> 01:09:32,651 They're battles for supremacy. 1405 01:09:33,351 --> 01:09:34,184 What? 1406 01:09:34,284 --> 01:09:37,884 Honey, you have any idea how many years I had to live with your father's drinking? 1407 01:09:37,985 --> 01:09:40,685 - Do you realize what a battle that was? - I know, Mom. 1408 01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:42,985 And that's why you helped him quit, because it wasn't fair. 1409 01:09:43,352 --> 01:09:45,252 October 15, 1988. 1410 01:09:46,285 --> 01:09:50,052 That was it. That was the day he stopped. I remember that day like it's yesterday. 1411 01:09:50,719 --> 01:09:53,353 It was a Tuesday, and he hasn't had a drop since. 1412 01:09:54,186 --> 01:09:56,753 - Because you made it happen. - That's it. 1413 01:09:57,253 --> 01:09:59,087 And now every day's a struggle. 1414 01:09:59,653 --> 01:10:00,587 What? 1415 01:10:00,953 --> 01:10:02,054 Sweetheart... 1416 01:10:03,354 --> 01:10:05,121 ...since Daddy's stopped drinking... 1417 01:10:06,487 --> 01:10:07,687 ...we have... 1418 01:10:10,754 --> 01:10:12,155 ...lost our spark. 1419 01:10:13,555 --> 01:10:15,822 I know that it's wrong of me to say it, but... 1420 01:10:17,155 --> 01:10:18,989 ...I miss your father the way he was. 1421 01:10:19,822 --> 01:10:20,955 But he's... 1422 01:10:21,722 --> 01:10:22,522 ...an alcoholic. 1423 01:10:22,589 --> 01:10:24,656 And I was a classic codependent. I know that. 1424 01:10:24,689 --> 01:10:26,923 Until I forced myself to stop caring about him. 1425 01:10:27,189 --> 01:10:29,423 Until I forced him to deal with his own problems. 1426 01:10:29,923 --> 01:10:31,023 Guess what? 1427 01:10:31,190 --> 01:10:32,123 He did. 1428 01:10:32,823 --> 01:10:34,123 And he got better. 1429 01:10:34,290 --> 01:10:36,957 I guess you could say now, that our relationship is more fair. 1430 01:10:37,024 --> 01:10:38,991 There's just one slight casualty. 1431 01:10:41,558 --> 01:10:42,958 The passion is gone. 1432 01:10:46,758 --> 01:10:49,058 My love, my beautiful daughter. 1433 01:10:49,358 --> 01:10:51,692 You give so much. You care so deeply. 1434 01:10:52,192 --> 01:10:54,592 But you're so busy trying to fix the problem that... 1435 01:10:54,659 --> 01:10:58,459 ...you forget to enjoy the moments of happiness that you have. 1436 01:10:59,093 --> 01:11:01,293 And your father and I, we had our moments. 1437 01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:04,226 We loved our happiness. 1438 01:11:04,293 --> 01:11:06,960 When we had it, we relished it. 1439 01:11:09,127 --> 01:11:10,860 And that's what you must do. 1440 01:11:11,094 --> 01:11:13,427 You must go to him and you must tell him. 1441 01:11:13,494 --> 01:11:15,061 You tell him how you feel. 1442 01:11:15,628 --> 01:11:17,928 And you enjoy... 1443 01:11:18,895 --> 01:11:21,428 ...each other for what you can give to each other now. 1444 01:11:22,162 --> 01:11:24,995 Believe me, it won't last forever. 1445 01:11:29,929 --> 01:11:31,129 What happened? 1446 01:11:32,529 --> 01:11:33,829 I drank too much. 1447 01:11:34,163 --> 01:11:36,530 I had too much Merlot, and I bumped into a pole. 1448 01:11:37,830 --> 01:11:39,997 It's silly, but I did. 1449 01:11:44,897 --> 01:11:46,731 I have to tell you something. 1450 01:11:48,964 --> 01:11:50,531 I believe you. 1451 01:11:55,132 --> 01:11:56,232 Say it again. 1452 01:11:56,865 --> 01:11:58,065 I believe you. 1453 01:12:01,099 --> 01:12:02,366 Do you believe me? 1454 01:12:15,367 --> 01:12:16,334 Videos. 1455 01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:18,601 Snacks. 1456 01:12:23,834 --> 01:12:26,568 To generate the requisite emotional energy. 1457 01:12:27,301 --> 01:12:29,468 Look what else I got. Two clocks. 1458 01:12:29,735 --> 01:12:31,302 To be safe. All right? 1459 01:12:32,169 --> 01:12:34,469 Here, you set them, and I'll put on the tunes. 1460 01:12:35,636 --> 01:12:37,102 Baby, you thought of everything. 1461 01:12:37,269 --> 01:12:40,436 I know. You know, it's been a big ordeal for you, this whole thing. 1462 01:12:40,503 --> 01:12:41,970 But I really think it's best. You know? 1463 01:12:42,036 --> 01:12:44,136 Maybe it would have been better if you didn't know, but... 1464 01:12:44,203 --> 01:12:46,903 ...now everything's out in the open. I do, I think it's for the best. 1465 01:12:46,970 --> 01:12:50,437 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. I've taken every precaution. 1466 01:12:50,737 --> 01:12:51,771 I won't let you go. 1467 01:12:51,804 --> 01:12:55,738 I won't let you go anywhere near the water. I won't let you. I won't let anything happen. 1468 01:12:55,838 --> 01:12:59,238 What I'm thinking is that if we have complete faith in each other... 1469 01:12:59,438 --> 01:13:02,172 ...and we love each other deeply enough, that I'm certain that- 1470 01:13:02,238 --> 01:13:04,805 I'm staying right here. I'm staying home all day. 1471 01:13:04,972 --> 01:13:06,705 Right here. With you. 1472 01:13:21,107 --> 01:13:23,040 I thought you'd gotten Jose to cover for you. 1473 01:13:23,107 --> 01:13:24,007 I did. 1474 01:13:26,441 --> 01:13:29,008 It's Jose. Apparently, Victor won't let him in his apartment. 1475 01:13:29,074 --> 01:13:31,341 He says he won't let anybody in except for me. 1476 01:13:31,575 --> 01:13:34,341 - Is he all right? - He says there's a rat or something. 1477 01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:40,009 Go help him. 1478 01:13:40,475 --> 01:13:41,742 No way. It's too risky. 1479 01:13:41,809 --> 01:13:43,542 Baby, I'm fine. 1480 01:13:44,009 --> 01:13:45,443 And I'm gonna be fine. 1481 01:13:45,876 --> 01:13:47,676 And you can be there and back in an hour. 1482 01:13:48,076 --> 01:13:49,510 We have time, right? 1483 01:13:52,510 --> 01:13:53,310 Go. 1484 01:13:53,510 --> 01:13:57,177 Let's just stay here, okay? I mean, everything is just going perfect. 1485 01:14:04,311 --> 01:14:05,378 Believe me. 1486 01:14:12,479 --> 01:14:13,545 All right. 1487 01:14:14,712 --> 01:14:15,779 I'll be... 1488 01:14:16,846 --> 01:14:19,313 - Just hurry home. - You're the one and only, baby. 1489 01:14:19,646 --> 01:14:21,680 Take Sixth. There's less traffic. 1490 01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:32,247 He says it's a brown rat. 1491 01:14:32,447 --> 01:14:33,781 He needs his meds. 1492 01:14:34,114 --> 01:14:35,081 Victor! 1493 01:14:36,714 --> 01:14:38,648 It's Sam Deed. 1494 01:14:38,715 --> 01:14:41,482 - Is the brown one with you? - You believe this guy, Pat? 1495 01:14:44,015 --> 01:14:45,349 I think I better go. 1496 01:14:47,649 --> 01:14:50,182 Good. I'll see you. 1497 01:14:50,249 --> 01:14:51,416 Bye, Jose. 1498 01:14:54,750 --> 01:14:58,717 I guess you and I have been, more or less, used to a life of pink champagne. 1499 01:15:02,450 --> 01:15:03,517 He forgot. 1500 01:15:18,019 --> 01:15:19,219 Where's the rat? 1501 01:15:19,519 --> 01:15:20,685 Want to play? 1502 01:15:22,186 --> 01:15:24,386 There is no rat, right? 1503 01:15:24,853 --> 01:15:26,519 It gets to be lonely. 1504 01:15:26,586 --> 01:15:29,220 You know, this was supposed to be my day off. You know that? 1505 01:15:29,853 --> 01:15:31,387 I'm 95 years old. 1506 01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:33,987 I got no friends... 1507 01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,254 ...no family. All dead. 1508 01:15:37,454 --> 01:15:40,987 I remember my sister, getting on the great Titanic. 1509 01:15:41,154 --> 01:15:43,788 If everything turns out all right... 1510 01:15:58,523 --> 01:15:59,389 Hello? 1511 01:15:59,523 --> 01:16:00,323 Hi. 1512 01:16:00,456 --> 01:16:02,990 This is Ruby Weaver. I'm calling... 1513 01:16:03,490 --> 01:16:04,823 ...for Mr. Deed. 1514 01:16:05,523 --> 01:16:06,823 Is this Mr. Deed? 1515 01:16:06,890 --> 01:16:08,657 This is Tom Deed. Yes? 1516 01:16:09,490 --> 01:16:10,290 Hi. 1517 01:16:10,724 --> 01:16:12,591 I'm calling about your son, Sam. 1518 01:16:13,191 --> 01:16:14,424 Sam Deed, he... 1519 01:16:15,158 --> 01:16:17,124 Hello? He is your son, correct? 1520 01:16:17,258 --> 01:16:18,391 Who is this? 1521 01:16:18,825 --> 01:16:20,591 What happened? Is he all right? 1522 01:16:20,658 --> 01:16:22,058 He's fine. 1523 01:16:22,858 --> 01:16:25,525 I'm calling from The New York Times... 1524 01:16:26,359 --> 01:16:28,092 ...because he... 1525 01:16:28,159 --> 01:16:30,926 I have to check some facts for the paper. He did an interview with us... 1526 01:16:30,992 --> 01:16:33,693 ...and I was wondering if I could just confirm a few facts with you. 1527 01:16:35,326 --> 01:16:36,993 All right. I suppose. 1528 01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:40,060 He was born in Dubuque... 1529 01:16:41,127 --> 01:16:42,960 ...December 12, 1961? 1530 01:16:42,994 --> 01:16:43,960 He was. 1531 01:16:44,094 --> 01:16:45,861 Down she went. 1532 01:16:46,894 --> 01:16:47,861 I know. 1533 01:16:48,461 --> 01:16:50,061 Come here. 1534 01:16:52,795 --> 01:16:54,995 I know, son. 1535 01:16:57,528 --> 01:16:58,662 You know what? 1536 01:16:59,729 --> 01:17:01,829 I know when it's going to happen. 1537 01:17:03,662 --> 01:17:04,796 My death. 1538 01:17:07,363 --> 01:17:08,596 No one knows. 1539 01:17:10,196 --> 01:17:12,597 I just wanted someone to know... 1540 01:17:13,597 --> 01:17:15,664 ...that I ain't scared. 1541 01:17:16,030 --> 01:17:18,131 It's time for Mr. Greenlop's 4:00. 1542 01:17:18,997 --> 01:17:20,531 It's time for your 4:00... 1543 01:17:23,431 --> 01:17:25,265 And his sister? 1544 01:17:27,298 --> 01:17:28,732 She passed away? 1545 01:17:29,932 --> 01:17:32,032 I'm sorry, did she fall out of a tree? 1546 01:17:32,632 --> 01:17:35,132 Who the hell are you? Is this a prank? 1547 01:17:35,199 --> 01:17:36,232 I'm sorry. 1548 01:17:36,666 --> 01:17:38,433 I'm not from The New York Times. 1549 01:17:39,233 --> 01:17:40,766 Sam and I live together. 1550 01:17:40,933 --> 01:17:43,266 I'm calling because I'm concerned about him. 1551 01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:44,667 Concerned? 1552 01:17:45,933 --> 01:17:48,700 Mr. Deed, he's been saying some very strange things. 1553 01:17:48,767 --> 01:17:50,834 What kinds of things? 1554 01:17:51,401 --> 01:17:53,501 He's saying that he's from the future... 1555 01:17:55,068 --> 01:17:57,668 ...and somehow today... 1556 01:17:58,335 --> 01:17:59,435 Now listen. 1557 01:18:00,335 --> 01:18:02,102 Sam's always been a little crazy. 1558 01:18:02,868 --> 01:18:05,335 Ever since he fell off that jungle gym as a boy. 1559 01:18:05,935 --> 01:18:08,502 We tried a shrink. That didn't work. 1560 01:18:09,402 --> 01:18:11,469 A couple of years ago, he picked up and left. 1561 01:18:11,869 --> 01:18:14,303 I fear he must be getting worse, if, like you say... 1562 01:18:14,336 --> 01:18:18,337 ...he's spouting stories about being from the year 2470. 1563 01:18:21,937 --> 01:18:23,670 I don't think I mentioned... 1564 01:18:24,237 --> 01:18:26,204 ...that he was from the year 2470. 1565 01:18:28,071 --> 01:18:29,138 Maybe not, but... 1566 01:18:29,271 --> 01:18:30,571 ...you see, I know that... 1567 01:18:31,138 --> 01:18:31,971 ...because... 1568 01:18:32,205 --> 01:18:34,338 ...that's what he tells all his gals. 1569 01:18:35,705 --> 01:18:36,938 All his "gals"? 1570 01:18:38,339 --> 01:18:41,306 The gals that call every couple of months, like you. 1571 01:18:42,239 --> 01:18:44,973 All worried about him, about the things he says... 1572 01:18:45,239 --> 01:18:47,139 ...about being a time-traveler. 1573 01:18:48,673 --> 01:18:51,106 Asking if Sammy's all right in the head. 1574 01:18:52,107 --> 01:18:53,673 I've heard it many times. 1575 01:18:56,374 --> 01:18:57,407 How many? 1576 01:18:58,974 --> 01:19:00,107 I'd say... 1577 01:19:01,007 --> 01:19:04,574 ...seven to eight times in the last year, every time from a different city. 1578 01:19:05,841 --> 01:19:08,908 We started sticking pins on a map to kind of track- 1579 01:19:08,975 --> 01:19:10,975 I'm sorry, sir. I have to go. 1580 01:19:28,344 --> 01:19:30,110 I thought you were sick. 1581 01:19:30,177 --> 01:19:31,377 I got over it. 1582 01:19:34,511 --> 01:19:35,811 I'm home! 1583 01:19:37,278 --> 01:19:39,678 It was just Victor going on about the Titanic. 1584 01:20:03,747 --> 01:20:04,947 Oh, God! 1585 01:20:15,282 --> 01:20:16,482 Find a good one. 1586 01:20:17,949 --> 01:20:20,182 - Are these new? - Yeah, from last month. 1587 01:20:20,615 --> 01:20:22,182 I'll get the ex-files. 1588 01:20:28,416 --> 01:20:30,050 His "first and only. " 1589 01:20:30,883 --> 01:20:31,783 Right. 1590 01:20:32,283 --> 01:20:33,217 Come on. 1591 01:20:33,517 --> 01:20:35,050 He certainly wasn't your first. 1592 01:20:35,950 --> 01:20:36,884 Nope. 1593 01:20:37,550 --> 01:20:39,051 I'm just one of his gals. 1594 01:20:40,651 --> 01:20:42,484 You sure you want to do this? 1595 01:20:43,251 --> 01:20:45,651 You'll find Mark's photo in there, too. 1596 01:20:45,785 --> 01:20:46,785 What happened? 1597 01:20:48,185 --> 01:20:49,852 He just wasn't deep enough. 1598 01:20:51,652 --> 01:20:53,919 I'll make us some more tea. Men suck. 1599 01:21:06,953 --> 01:21:09,687 You could say that they're drawings of... 1600 01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:12,887 ...a memory of a photograph of you. 1601 01:21:15,554 --> 01:21:16,988 That one. 1602 01:21:17,021 --> 01:21:19,288 That's when that stupid zoom fucked up. Remember? 1603 01:21:19,321 --> 01:21:21,955 I think you look really cute in that photo, though. Don't you? 1604 01:21:22,522 --> 01:21:24,722 You found me 'cause of a happy accident? 1605 01:21:25,322 --> 01:21:26,489 That's exactly what it was. 1606 01:21:35,890 --> 01:21:38,957 So, Sam, allow me to introduce myself. 1607 01:21:39,990 --> 01:21:43,224 My friends call me Maggie Ann. Maggie Ann Ford. 1608 01:21:44,390 --> 01:21:46,191 But why don't you call me Meg? 1609 01:21:49,758 --> 01:21:50,924 Meg Ford? 1610 01:21:51,958 --> 01:21:55,858 M- E-G, three, F-O-R-D, four? 1611 01:21:58,725 --> 01:22:00,659 - What year? -2457. 1612 01:22:01,092 --> 01:22:03,292 - Why did you come here? - Tax evasion. 1613 01:22:03,892 --> 01:22:06,993 You came to the late 1990s to avoid taxes? 1614 01:22:07,026 --> 01:22:09,160 - Who was your accountant back there? - Shut up! 1615 01:22:09,226 --> 01:22:12,027 I just cannot believe that you violated protocol. 1616 01:22:12,093 --> 01:22:12,993 The hell with protocol! 1617 01:22:13,060 --> 01:22:16,260 And how dare you tell Ruby! Why would you do that? 1618 01:22:16,327 --> 01:22:18,794 What are you doing here? Why are you here now? 1619 01:22:20,994 --> 01:22:22,394 Because... 1620 01:22:44,563 --> 01:22:45,997 I'm very sorry. 1621 01:22:46,830 --> 01:22:48,064 So you love her? 1622 01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:48,964 Yes. 1623 01:22:49,530 --> 01:22:50,864 I always have. 1624 01:22:51,164 --> 01:22:54,131 But you know you can't change anything. 1625 01:22:54,264 --> 01:22:55,431 You don't know that! 1626 01:22:55,531 --> 01:22:58,965 Do you want to give her false hopes? I mean, is that fair? 1627 01:22:59,331 --> 01:23:02,198 Please, don't try to help Ruby. 1628 01:23:03,498 --> 01:23:05,232 What if she believes you? 1629 01:23:06,565 --> 01:23:08,199 Then everything will be all right. 1630 01:23:10,499 --> 01:23:12,066 Everything will be wonderful. 1631 01:23:13,233 --> 01:23:14,933 We'll create our own future. 1632 01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:24,367 Everything will be okay. 1633 01:24:37,008 --> 01:24:38,175 Motherfucker! 1634 01:24:38,508 --> 01:24:40,441 Goddamn bitch! I can't believe this! 1635 01:25:32,380 --> 01:25:33,813 Okay, that's good. Smile. 123305