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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:00,279 --> 00:02:01,310 Quo vadis? 2 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:03,231 - Talking to us? - Yes. 3 00:02:03,407 --> 00:02:07,155 Want a souvenir photo with a Colgate-smile centurion? 4 00:02:09,413 --> 00:02:11,820 lt'll be fun, Bepi, let's do it. 5 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:13,571 How much? 6 00:02:14,042 --> 00:02:15,999 A few sesterces, barbarian. 7 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:18,376 Or, in lira, twenty euros. 8 00:02:18,547 --> 00:02:20,954 The Colgatus smile comes extra. 9 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:22,710 No, it's too much. 10 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:27,008 Please, Bepi, you only ever get one honeymoon. Please! 11 00:02:28,056 --> 00:02:28,970 All right. 12 00:02:32,144 --> 00:02:34,350 Can you take us and the gladiator? 13 00:02:34,563 --> 00:02:35,642 Centurion, please. 14 00:02:36,273 --> 00:02:39,856 - Same difference. - No, a centurion was always romanus. 15 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:42,981 A gladiator came from the country, a real hickus. 16 00:02:50,454 --> 00:02:51,912 Thank you. Thank you. 17 00:02:52,956 --> 00:02:55,364 Here you go, your sesterces. 18 00:02:57,085 --> 00:02:58,959 Thanks. And the smile? 19 00:02:59,254 --> 00:03:00,796 Hey, centurion! 20 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,957 Caught you at it again! 21 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:06,336 - You've got it in for me! - Just applying the law. 22 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:08,462 l've told you 100 times! 23 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:12,808 Take money without issuing a receipt and you commit a crime! 24 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:14,975 l need the money to live! 25 00:03:15,187 --> 00:03:18,686 The fine's 100 euros anyway. Want to pay it now? 26 00:03:18,857 --> 00:03:20,980 100 euros? You're kidding! 27 00:03:21,151 --> 00:03:25,018 No, but you get a choice: pay up or go to jail. 28 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:28,736 How can l? l don't have a cent. 29 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:31,317 Centurion, that's your problem. 30 00:03:31,536 --> 00:03:34,206 l can't waste time. l'm taking you in. 31 00:03:34,373 --> 00:03:37,160 Have pity on a poor, unemployed man,.. 32 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:41,629 ..evicted from his home with four tiny mouths to feed. 33 00:03:41,797 --> 00:03:43,207 You house the Smurfs now? 34 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,630 - l feel sorry for him. - Me too. 35 00:03:45,842 --> 00:03:48,512 l haven't eaten a thing in three days. 36 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,258 lf l can't be a centurion, how can l live? 37 00:03:51,390 --> 00:03:53,429 - Take this and let him go. - No. Please. 38 00:03:53,558 --> 00:03:55,183 l really want to. 39 00:03:55,352 --> 00:03:58,139 - l can't accept. - l insist. 40 00:03:58,397 --> 00:03:59,595 What am l to do? 41 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,690 lf you insist, but it won't happen again. 42 00:04:02,901 --> 00:04:05,024 Go on, take the dough. 43 00:04:06,363 --> 00:04:08,936 What's going on? ls there a problem? 44 00:04:10,367 --> 00:04:12,822 lt's okay, l caught a grifter. 45 00:04:14,538 --> 00:04:16,080 What's that uniform? 46 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:18,697 What d'you mean? lt's my uniform. 47 00:04:18,917 --> 00:04:22,784 How come? That uniform was phased out 30 years ago! 48 00:04:23,171 --> 00:04:25,579 lt was? They never told me. 49 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:27,710 How about him? 50 00:04:27,884 --> 00:04:30,671 - Let's go. - Stop, you crooks! 51 00:04:35,016 --> 00:04:36,392 Goddam it! 52 00:04:37,185 --> 00:04:38,514 What's going on? 53 00:04:38,687 --> 00:04:41,178 Nothing, you've just been fleeced. 54 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:42,811 Welcome to Rome! 55 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,234 Another great sprint. 56 00:04:47,529 --> 00:04:50,565 Try steeplechasing instead of being a centurion. 57 00:04:50,782 --> 00:04:52,609 They all fall for it. 58 00:04:52,784 --> 00:04:56,449 You bet. They fell for it, hook, line and sinker. 59 00:04:57,247 --> 00:04:59,405 - That old line! - What's up? 60 00:04:59,624 --> 00:05:00,953 Wise guys! 61 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:04,419 Seen this? ''For sale, call Bruno at meal times''. 62 00:05:04,963 --> 00:05:07,632 Some guy wrote: ''You can eat in peace!'' 63 00:05:10,385 --> 00:05:11,844 Lend me a hand. 64 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:17,515 You expect someone to buy this fossil? 65 00:05:17,726 --> 00:05:20,561 Why not some immigrant worker? For 400 euros,.. 66 00:05:20,729 --> 00:05:23,683 ..they can have it. lt'll help pay my debts. 67 00:05:24,107 --> 00:05:25,899 Don't worry about money now. 68 00:05:26,109 --> 00:05:28,149 We'll win at the track today! 69 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:38,745 - 100 euros on Pendolino to win. - 100 on Pendolino to win. 70 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:42,455 Pendolino? Pokemon will win the second race. 71 00:05:42,667 --> 00:05:46,879 Count De Blasi's rocking horse? lt's never won in its life. 72 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:50,547 You know why? They were stabling him at Ostia. 73 00:05:51,301 --> 00:05:53,874 And Pokemon's allergic to salt. 74 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:58,088 They moved him to Rocca di Papa two weeks ago. 75 00:05:58,517 --> 00:06:00,675 lt's a whole new ballgame. 76 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:03,679 Who told you that crap? 77 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,186 - My computer. - What computer? 78 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:08,226 lt takes three things to win: 79 00:06:08,443 --> 00:06:12,357 ..one, intuition. Two, guts. And three.... 80 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,695 - The memory you lack! - Right, memory. 81 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,486 So, Mr. Memory? 82 00:06:17,285 --> 00:06:19,693 Confirm it, 100 on Pendolino to win. 83 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,823 Pendolino in the lead.. 84 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:26,245 ..with Pia De Tolomei and Pokemon behind. 85 00:06:27,045 --> 00:06:30,212 Go for it! Go, Pendolino, don't ease off now! 86 00:06:30,715 --> 00:06:32,258 200 yards to go.. 87 00:06:32,676 --> 00:06:36,590 ..and Pendolino is heading for a win. But Pokemon's coming up! 88 00:06:36,846 --> 00:06:39,005 He's level with Pendolino. 89 00:06:40,058 --> 00:06:43,392 They're neck and neck but Pokemon can't be beaten.. 90 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:46,094 ..and, with one last surge, he passes the post. 91 00:06:47,315 --> 00:06:48,975 Who was your father, a donkey? 92 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:51,606 And your mother was a goddam slut! 93 00:06:52,529 --> 00:06:53,904 Yeah! l win! 94 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:57,399 l am the champion! 95 00:06:57,701 --> 00:06:58,566 How much? 96 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:01,735 Nothing. l'm too broke to wager. 97 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,865 So why all this fuss? 98 00:07:04,082 --> 00:07:06,620 l don't know. Self-esteem, l guess. 99 00:07:06,918 --> 00:07:09,077 Go to hell! Count De Blasi! 100 00:07:10,547 --> 00:07:14,295 Congratulations! Your Pokemon's won a race at last. 101 00:07:14,718 --> 00:07:17,754 Thank you, but the credit isn't mine. 102 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:21,803 My new trainer's the one you should congratulate. 103 00:07:22,017 --> 00:07:23,475 He's brilliant! 104 00:07:23,935 --> 00:07:26,557 The horse was allergic to salt,.. 105 00:07:26,771 --> 00:07:28,645 ..so he switched stables.. 106 00:07:28,857 --> 00:07:30,600 ..to a place in the hills. 107 00:07:31,109 --> 00:07:33,434 - At Rocca di Papa? - Exactly. 108 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:40,697 How's this computer thing work? These tips, with the mouse... 109 00:07:40,910 --> 00:07:42,950 - WWF, right? - No, WWW. 110 00:07:43,121 --> 00:07:45,327 lt used to be the WWF. 111 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:48,037 l've invented this mega software.. 112 00:07:48,251 --> 00:07:52,119 ..with the names, ancestors, breeders, trainers, wins, losses,.. 113 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:54,704 ..star signs, when they shit and piss. 114 00:07:54,883 --> 00:07:58,003 Basically, it's one big melting pot? 115 00:07:58,261 --> 00:07:59,636 Everything goes in. 116 00:07:59,804 --> 00:08:04,051 For each race, it picks the horse likeliest to win. 117 00:08:04,267 --> 00:08:07,719 Maybe your computer lucked out with Pokemon. 118 00:08:07,937 --> 00:08:11,271 - Computer luck, like. - Did you pick Pokemon? 119 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,774 We never luck out like that! 120 00:08:13,985 --> 00:08:16,737 We've met a guy with a lucky ass for once. 121 00:08:16,905 --> 00:08:20,071 Tech, how about a partnership? 122 00:08:20,283 --> 00:08:24,826 l wish! But l'm a failed student living on dad's monthly allowance. 123 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:29,952 - Got it! - What? 124 00:08:30,251 --> 00:08:33,952 A sure-fire winner, tomorrow at Agnano: Aga Kahn! 125 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:36,539 Will you get rid of that? 126 00:08:36,758 --> 00:08:37,837 The racing form? 127 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:41,336 Aren't we just using Tech's computer from now on? 128 00:08:41,596 --> 00:08:43,423 A matter of habit. 129 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:47,554 You know, l'm not keen on these computer forecast things. 130 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:51,643 The good thing about a bet is you read the form, think,.. 131 00:08:51,856 --> 00:08:55,391 ..think again, doubt, touch your balls, place your bet. 132 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,276 - And lose! - Right! 133 00:08:57,487 --> 00:08:59,943 But with a computer, it's mathematical. 134 00:09:00,198 --> 00:09:02,867 You'd better be right, Ludwig Von Drake! 135 00:09:03,034 --> 00:09:07,079 Buy me a sandwich? l haven't eaten all day. 136 00:09:07,288 --> 00:09:09,958 - Don't get sentimental. - Can l tag along? 137 00:09:10,208 --> 00:09:13,873 Sure, call up the family and bring them too, you losers! 138 00:09:14,337 --> 00:09:17,504 Great partnership we make! Help the Needy! 139 00:09:19,843 --> 00:09:21,586 Play along with me, okay? 140 00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:25,754 Buttercup! All on your own! l've missed you. 141 00:09:26,224 --> 00:09:30,352 What time d'you call this? Where've you been all day? 142 00:09:30,645 --> 00:09:34,346 Can't you tell from my voice? Working at Cinecittà. 143 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,766 You know Pussy. This is Tech. 144 00:09:37,694 --> 00:09:40,979 - What movie was it? - An epic. We were centurions. 145 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:44,282 - ln the Coliseum. - Running all day.... 146 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,858 And marching! We're bushed. 147 00:09:47,036 --> 00:09:49,658 Okay, centurion, get behind the bar. 148 00:09:49,831 --> 00:09:52,748 l've been alone all day. The waiter's off sick. 149 00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:54,791 - Yes? - A sandwich and a Coke. 150 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:57,041 There you go. 151 00:09:57,464 --> 00:10:00,085 Don't overdo it. 152 00:10:01,259 --> 00:10:03,133 Your wife doesn't know you bet? 153 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:06,838 She thinks l've quit. lf she finds out, she'll murder me. 154 00:10:06,931 --> 00:10:08,390 Anyhow, she isn't my wife. 155 00:10:09,684 --> 00:10:13,267 He's had one wife who murdered him over the horses. 156 00:10:13,605 --> 00:10:16,060 - Yeah? - Yeah, and she had a bar too. 157 00:10:16,274 --> 00:10:18,847 That bar was the love of my life. 158 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:22,189 She could suss out when l'd been gambling. 159 00:10:22,363 --> 00:10:25,815 The thing is, when he loses, it's zilch, nada,.. 160 00:10:26,618 --> 00:10:28,112 ..no fireworks in bed. 161 00:10:28,286 --> 00:10:31,121 lt's not funny, you know. lt's a nightmare. 162 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:34,616 Luckily, l met poor Lauretta after that. 163 00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:38,459 We'd won on the triple that day. He was on a roll. 164 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:41,341 l was shooting sparks. Quiet! 165 00:10:41,883 --> 00:10:43,792 Why'd you pick another barkeeper? 166 00:10:43,968 --> 00:10:47,551 l guess l've always got along with barkeepers. 167 00:10:47,764 --> 00:10:50,385 - Because of the till! - lt helps. 168 00:10:51,768 --> 00:10:53,725 What've your pals had? 169 00:10:53,978 --> 00:10:55,223 Two sandwiches. 170 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,437 That's two euros fifty. 171 00:11:00,568 --> 00:11:03,106 Here. Use this to pay. Go on. 172 00:11:03,988 --> 00:11:06,658 Here you go, signora Lauretta. Three euros. 173 00:11:07,992 --> 00:11:11,196 - Your change. - Thanks. 174 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,069 And the tip? 175 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,704 Keep the change for the staff. 176 00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:18,076 See you at Cinecittà! 177 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:25,289 ls that idiot making fun of me? 178 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,793 Who? Pussy? 179 00:11:29,097 --> 00:11:31,848 He'd never dare. Be serious! 180 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,804 Look me in the eye. 181 00:11:36,104 --> 00:11:39,058 You're not being straight with me. 182 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:43,102 l say you're betting on the horses again. 183 00:11:43,319 --> 00:11:45,893 Buttercup, what are you saying? 184 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:49,488 Everyone knows the horses ruined me. lmpossible. 185 00:11:49,701 --> 00:11:51,278 We'll see tonight. 186 00:11:51,786 --> 00:11:54,870 l can't guarantee 100%. 187 00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:58,622 l mean, maybe. l'll do my best, buttercup,.. 188 00:11:59,127 --> 00:12:01,618 ..but the movie business is so stressful. 189 00:12:01,796 --> 00:12:05,247 lt wipes you out getting up at four in the morning.. 190 00:12:05,466 --> 00:12:06,925 ..and spending the day.. 191 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:10,592 ..in Roman uniform, with the chariots and horses. 192 00:12:10,972 --> 00:12:13,889 The horses run but the waiting's the tough part. 193 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,992 Welcome to Joysville! 194 00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:47,585 - Got you, you little shit! - Dad! 195 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,837 - You stole my uniform again! - Oh, come on. 196 00:12:51,054 --> 00:12:52,464 l'm not stupid! 197 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:56,725 lt was the veteran's reunion today. l needed my uniform! 198 00:12:57,101 --> 00:13:00,435 - l had a Mardi Gras party. - Mardi Gras in June? 199 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:04,395 l've had all l can take! 35 years of sheer idleness. 200 00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:08,565 You don't work! All you're good for is losing at the track! 201 00:13:09,405 --> 00:13:12,359 l'm retired now, l should be resting,.. 202 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:15,784 ..enjoying my life. But you're poisoning it! 203 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,787 Leave the poor boy be! 204 00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:21,490 He eats, drinks and sleeps for free in my home! 205 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,542 But enough's enough! 206 00:13:23,753 --> 00:13:27,502 Get yourself a job. And give up the goddam horses! 207 00:13:27,715 --> 00:13:29,672 - l'll try, Dad. - Like hell! 208 00:13:29,884 --> 00:13:32,007 - You couldn't. - Wanna bet? 209 00:13:32,428 --> 00:13:35,215 Get him out of here before l break his bones. 210 00:13:35,431 --> 00:13:37,969 Why are you so crazy about horses? 211 00:13:38,434 --> 00:13:40,178 Grandpa was a vet. 212 00:13:40,436 --> 00:13:41,895 Even as a kid,.. 213 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,388 ..you wouldn't eat horsemeat. 214 00:13:44,607 --> 00:13:47,774 Out of respect. lt could have been a winner. 215 00:13:48,152 --> 00:13:50,110 l didn't even play chess.. 216 00:13:50,279 --> 00:13:53,565 ..because taking the knight made me feel sick. 217 00:13:53,741 --> 00:13:56,659 Even Sandra, your ex, looked like a horse! 218 00:13:56,953 --> 00:14:01,449 You can talk! They measure your cholesterol with an oil gauge! 219 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:04,786 Stop it, Marco! You'll make her feel even worse. 220 00:14:04,961 --> 00:14:08,793 ls it my fault her ass is so big she'll soon need a license plate? 221 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,393 - What a night! - You said it. 222 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,258 - Chamomile tea. - Thanks, buttercup. 223 00:14:23,479 --> 00:14:25,223 Good job you made no promises. 224 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,266 Have you been gambling again? 225 00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:29,891 - No, it was the eggs. - The eggs! 226 00:14:30,111 --> 00:14:33,112 - All those eggs! - All those eggs! - Oh God! 227 00:14:33,364 --> 00:14:34,028 Hello? 228 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,569 Who do you want? 229 00:14:37,118 --> 00:14:39,739 Bruno Fioretti? From Cinecittà? 230 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,871 Just a second. Cinecittà. 231 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,279 Hello? 232 00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:45,453 Go ahead, l'm listening. 233 00:14:45,668 --> 00:14:47,043 Zeffirelli's assistant. 234 00:14:47,211 --> 00:14:50,212 Go ahead. Got some good news for me? 235 00:14:50,548 --> 00:14:51,959 We all talk Tuscan, see. 236 00:14:52,175 --> 00:14:54,748 The computer did it again. 237 00:14:55,178 --> 00:14:59,306 Aga Kahn's not the one. Bandit King is. He can't lose. 238 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,841 That's wonderful news! 239 00:15:02,185 --> 00:15:04,972 lt would be if we had money for a bet. 240 00:15:05,354 --> 00:15:08,272 We can work out the financial side later. 241 00:15:08,483 --> 00:15:10,440 l'll be there in an hour. 242 00:15:10,651 --> 00:15:13,321 Thank you and give maestro Franco my best. 243 00:15:13,863 --> 00:15:16,188 - Another film? - Historical too. 244 00:15:16,407 --> 00:15:18,316 - As what? - A bandit. 245 00:15:18,493 --> 00:15:20,651 A small part but they need a tall guy. 246 00:15:29,003 --> 00:15:31,209 Rinaldi the butcher's. 247 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:35,463 This is the Savoy family's butler, Savoy as in cabbage. 248 00:15:35,676 --> 00:15:37,965 l'd like to order some meat,.. 249 00:15:38,221 --> 00:15:41,091 ..a piece of loin for a good roast. 250 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,882 Mandra, l know it's you! 251 00:15:44,227 --> 00:15:46,978 You could pull these tricks on my dad,.. 252 00:15:47,188 --> 00:15:49,311 ..Meatloaf, as you called him,.. 253 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,558 ..but you can't fool me! 254 00:15:53,861 --> 00:15:56,317 Okay, Pussy, stage two. Off you go. 255 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:07,705 Hey, Muttonhead, so to speak, got any good steak today? 256 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,369 My Florentine steak will melt in your mouth. 257 00:16:11,587 --> 00:16:14,125 - Done! Give me twenty. - Right away. 258 00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:22,221 Go on, sting him. 259 00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:28,428 There you go. Twenty pounds of steak. 260 00:16:28,646 --> 00:16:31,766 - Good morning! - Good morning! l'll be right with you. 261 00:16:34,277 --> 00:16:38,571 - That's 210 euros and 55 cents. - Okay. 262 00:16:43,161 --> 00:16:44,738 Holy mother of God! 263 00:16:44,954 --> 00:16:46,448 What's up? 264 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,948 Mad cow disease is back! 265 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:50,827 Jesus, let me see. 266 00:16:51,002 --> 00:16:52,710 Mad cow? What d'you mean? 267 00:16:53,004 --> 00:16:56,373 lt says here the health minister bans Florentine steaks. 268 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:59,801 Bastard, you wanted to poison me! 269 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,297 l didn't know! 270 00:17:01,512 --> 00:17:05,095 No, because you only read the goddam sports paper! 271 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:08,262 Take this crap back before l hit you so hard.. 272 00:17:08,436 --> 00:17:10,678 ..you start flashing ''game over''. 273 00:17:12,773 --> 00:17:13,972 Plague-spreader! 274 00:17:19,488 --> 00:17:21,777 Saturday, January 10, 2001? 275 00:17:31,042 --> 00:17:33,200 Rinaldi the butcher's! 276 00:17:33,711 --> 00:17:37,875 Hey, Meatloaf, don't look so grim. Come on, cheer up. 277 00:17:38,174 --> 00:17:41,128 You've only got your sorry ass to blame. 278 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,345 Hey, Fried Ears! 279 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,219 Seen Milanese? 280 00:17:52,396 --> 00:17:53,677 He was in the bar. 281 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,686 There he is. 282 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,353 No, it won't win. 283 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:03,064 - Damn, Blackie the Musselman. - Who? 284 00:18:03,574 --> 00:18:05,650 Blackie the Musselman, Nino Diamanti. 285 00:18:05,826 --> 00:18:08,946 - A loan-shark who deals in mussels. - For sharks? 286 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:11,743 C'mon! His hair's like a mussel shell.. 287 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,992 ..so l call him Blackie the Musselman. 288 00:18:16,337 --> 00:18:17,665 Hey, Milanese. 289 00:18:18,506 --> 00:18:21,257 Hey, Mandrake, what can l do for you? 290 00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:24,088 What're the odds on Bandit King? 291 00:18:24,387 --> 00:18:26,759 Bandit King? Just a second. 292 00:18:27,098 --> 00:18:30,383 - Bandit King's at five to one. - Okay. 293 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,601 What's your stake? 294 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:33,761 These. 295 00:18:34,855 --> 00:18:36,184 What the hell is this? 296 00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:37,935 Twenty pounds of steak. 297 00:18:38,109 --> 00:18:41,275 Worth 210.55 euros! 298 00:18:41,445 --> 00:18:42,856 Paid in full! 299 00:18:43,447 --> 00:18:46,401 C'mon, l only take bets in cash. 300 00:18:46,617 --> 00:18:48,740 Hold on, let's meet part way. 301 00:18:49,036 --> 00:18:52,121 Will you take the steak for 1 50 euros? 302 00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:56,373 Why think it over? You can't get chicory that cheap. 303 00:18:57,128 --> 00:19:00,413 All right, 100 and that's my final word. 304 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:01,538 100? 305 00:19:03,134 --> 00:19:05,625 - Okay, it's a deal. - Let's go. 306 00:19:07,263 --> 00:19:10,632 At the final bend, Aga Kahn still leads. 307 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,769 - Tech! - Have faith. You'll see. 308 00:19:15,938 --> 00:19:18,512 Aga Kahn's on the final straight,.. 309 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,099 ..heading for a triumphant finish. 310 00:19:21,652 --> 00:19:23,894 There's no stopping him now! 311 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,938 He's falling back! lncredible! 312 00:19:27,116 --> 00:19:30,615 Bandit King pulls ahead, passing the post to win! 313 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,501 You're a genius! 314 00:19:39,628 --> 00:19:41,253 Nothing ventured, huh? 315 00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:43,041 Cough up, Milanese. 316 00:19:43,507 --> 00:19:46,342 One, two, three, four and five. 317 00:19:46,969 --> 00:19:48,796 The bad times are over! 318 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,887 - That's mine. - Yours? 319 00:19:51,098 --> 00:19:52,925 Your pals owe me a bundle. 320 00:19:53,184 --> 00:19:56,101 - A bundle? - A bundle of 2,000 euros. 321 00:19:56,354 --> 00:20:00,434 What about the interest? l loan money to make a profit. 322 00:20:00,691 --> 00:20:02,067 How big a profit? 323 00:20:02,318 --> 00:20:05,983 ln all, you owe me 1 5,000 euros, less this 500. 324 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:10,360 - Hey, l'm just their partner. - You can't understand. 325 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:14,953 Sorry, but don't take on partners riddled with debts. See you. 326 00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:17,701 Hey, Blackie the Musselman! 327 00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:20,501 Say hi to the Shrimp! 328 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,959 - Who? - The Musselman's kid! 329 00:20:24,382 --> 00:20:28,331 Go ahead, laugh! You should be weeping instead! 330 00:20:28,886 --> 00:20:31,555 You know, he's right, whatever his name is. 331 00:20:31,806 --> 00:20:34,842 Black Musselman. lt's no laughing matter. 332 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,675 Good job we can laugh about it. 333 00:20:38,979 --> 00:20:42,064 - Hey, Damp Nuts, you lost? - How d'you know? 334 00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:44,854 - l can tell. - Look at you! 335 00:20:45,361 --> 00:20:47,650 Looks like Lake Superior down there! 336 00:20:48,239 --> 00:20:49,947 Pretty Erie, even! 337 00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:12,632 Frank Sinatra. 338 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:18,349 Hi, Mandrake. lt's been a while. Thought you'd settled down. 339 00:21:18,686 --> 00:21:20,346 Broken down, more like. 340 00:21:20,563 --> 00:21:23,018 l could really do with work. 341 00:21:25,025 --> 00:21:26,899 With that beard.. 342 00:21:27,528 --> 00:21:30,315 ..l could use you in a series on monks. 343 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:33,360 - On Saint Francis? - No, ''The Return of Padre Pio''. 344 00:21:33,868 --> 00:21:34,816 Okay, okay! 345 00:21:35,411 --> 00:21:38,862 One hour's break, not one hour and five minutes. 346 00:21:39,248 --> 00:21:41,241 Don't mess up the grounds.. 347 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:46,412 ..and take your boxes back to the commissary after eating. 348 00:21:46,797 --> 00:21:47,912 ls that clear? 349 00:21:49,091 --> 00:21:51,629 - Cerioni, have you got a pear? - Yes. 350 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,422 Swap it for my dessert? 351 00:21:53,596 --> 00:21:55,304 Okay, with the cheese. 352 00:21:55,473 --> 00:21:57,549 - For your egg too. - As well? 353 00:21:57,725 --> 00:21:59,848 lt's bad for your blood sugar. 354 00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:03,227 - The cheese is already bad enough. - So what? 355 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,652 Do you mind? 356 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,438 l only leaned on it for a second. 357 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,110 l'm not a thief, okay? 358 00:22:15,576 --> 00:22:18,826 This is my car, not some restaurant table! 359 00:22:20,122 --> 00:22:22,079 Aurelia Santarelli! 360 00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:24,700 - Bruno Fioretti! - Goddam! 361 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,704 - Crazy. - How are you? 362 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:29,038 - Christ. Hi! - Who'd believe it? 363 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:31,925 Sit yourself down. 364 00:22:32,343 --> 00:22:34,750 Who'd recognize you, dressed like that? 365 00:22:35,304 --> 00:22:36,846 Look who's talking. 366 00:22:37,348 --> 00:22:40,135 - What are you shooting? - ''Police Precinct''. 367 00:22:40,309 --> 00:22:42,467 l'm in ''Padre Pio''. But l'm not pious. 368 00:22:44,355 --> 00:22:47,356 The older you get, the more beautiful you are. 369 00:22:48,651 --> 00:22:50,939 Beauty's never been any use. 370 00:22:51,111 --> 00:22:54,480 After 1 5 years, all l can get are walk-on parts. 371 00:22:54,782 --> 00:22:56,324 You're not the only one. 372 00:22:56,492 --> 00:22:59,244 - l could be a good actress. - Sure. 373 00:22:59,537 --> 00:23:03,451 When l see the idiots who make it on TV, it gets me so mad! 374 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:06,417 C'mon! You know that to get ahead.. 375 00:23:06,710 --> 00:23:10,411 ..you need to be good at... public relations. 376 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,962 lf l was good at public relations,.. 377 00:23:15,135 --> 00:23:17,840 ..l'd just place an ad in the paper. 378 00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:22,639 - You never compromise? - Do you? 379 00:23:24,353 --> 00:23:28,682 When l have to compromise, my hand starts itching to slap. 380 00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:30,648 You're right. 381 00:23:30,818 --> 00:23:33,605 - Aurelia, hurry it up! - Coming! 382 00:23:34,071 --> 00:23:37,736 My big scene. l open a door and say, ''Hello, detective''. 383 00:23:38,158 --> 00:23:41,325 Lucky you! l have to pray in a gang of monks. 384 00:23:42,413 --> 00:23:45,782 l'm at the Testaccio Theatre. lf you get a chance.... 385 00:23:46,041 --> 00:23:48,876 The usual part? ''Programs here!'' 386 00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:54,502 No, Ophelia in an avant-garde rereading of ''Hamlet''. 387 00:23:54,883 --> 00:23:56,627 You'd read it before? 388 00:23:57,052 --> 00:23:59,970 - Bye! - See you, babe. Hamlet... 389 00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:04,553 ''To be or not to be, that is the question.'' 390 00:24:04,893 --> 00:24:06,436 What do you guys say? 391 00:24:09,857 --> 00:24:11,019 Hello? 392 00:24:11,775 --> 00:24:12,973 Pussy, where are you? 393 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:16,770 The Capannelle track! The computer's done it again. 394 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:20,773 Lethal Weapon, running 1,000 yards in the first. lnterested? 395 00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:23,032 Sure but what can we stake? 396 00:24:23,245 --> 00:24:25,950 Big time, l got dad's check today. 397 00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:27,992 And l hit lucky. 398 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:31,708 Mom didn't feel good, so she sent me to do the shopping. 399 00:24:31,962 --> 00:24:33,836 And you know what that means! 400 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:38,420 l'll stake my day's fee, 1 50 euros. Can you advance me that? 401 00:24:38,636 --> 00:24:41,043 No sweat. We'll keep you posted. 402 00:24:51,565 --> 00:24:55,812 Okay, guys, as we rehearsed it. The monks sing in chorus. 403 00:24:56,153 --> 00:24:58,774 l want you intense, moved.. 404 00:24:59,823 --> 00:25:01,282 ..and mystic, okay? 405 00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:07,578 Mystic, he said. 406 00:25:07,831 --> 00:25:11,781 Mystic, all right! That cheese was as hard as a rock. 407 00:25:12,294 --> 00:25:15,212 - Rolling! - Speed! 408 00:25:16,423 --> 00:25:17,253 Clap! 409 00:25:17,758 --> 00:25:20,379 ''Padre Pio's Return'', scene 70, take 1. 410 00:25:20,761 --> 00:25:21,876 Action! 411 00:25:22,763 --> 00:25:30,308 Regina peccatorum, enlighten the dark side of our hearts.... 412 00:25:30,521 --> 00:25:35,017 Yes, l hear you. Amen! 413 00:25:35,484 --> 00:25:40,193 They're off! Lethal Weapon's leading. He's going like the wind! 414 00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:41,900 May God bless him! 415 00:25:42,116 --> 00:25:46,279 For now and ever after.... 416 00:25:46,912 --> 00:25:48,027 You're praying? 417 00:25:48,205 --> 00:25:50,874 l'm in a TV-movie. Don't worry about it. 418 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:55,211 ....to the home on high.... 419 00:25:56,004 --> 00:25:58,674 500 yards. Lethal's still leading. 420 00:25:58,882 --> 00:26:01,420 He's way ahead, going like a rocket! 421 00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:06,421 Let us rejoice with the Holy Spirit... 422 00:26:06,849 --> 00:26:09,636 300 yards to go! We'll win hands down! 423 00:26:09,893 --> 00:26:12,894 Glory to God in the highest! 424 00:26:14,982 --> 00:26:17,555 200 yards to go! 100... 425 00:26:18,026 --> 00:26:19,355 Go for it! 426 00:26:21,071 --> 00:26:22,696 Where's he from? 427 00:26:22,906 --> 00:26:26,110 Go, Lethal, go! Don't ease off! 428 00:26:26,493 --> 00:26:30,823 Second! Third! Fourth! Last! 429 00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:32,415 That can't be! 430 00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:33,329 Cut! 431 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:37,707 l bet and lost even my extra money... 432 00:26:37,838 --> 00:26:40,127 Frank Sinatra! Who is this guy? 433 00:26:40,507 --> 00:26:42,381 Get him out of here! Out! 434 00:26:43,177 --> 00:26:46,593 Sorry, Frank, l swear it won't happen again. 435 00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:50,589 You don't get it, do you? You and l are through. 436 00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:55,472 lf l see you back at Cinecittà, l'll bust your.... 437 00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:56,561 You get it? 438 00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:58,013 l get it. 439 00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:02,319 l told Pussy it was set for harness racing. 440 00:27:02,488 --> 00:27:05,026 But he wanted to win flat races too. 441 00:27:05,282 --> 00:27:08,318 - lt's all his fault. - So it's all my fault? 442 00:27:08,535 --> 00:27:10,195 No, mine for listening to you. 443 00:27:10,370 --> 00:27:12,743 l'd never have staked 1 50 euros.. 444 00:27:13,081 --> 00:27:14,706 ..on a horse that comes last. 445 00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:17,247 - lt wouldn't be the first time. - Please. 446 00:27:17,419 --> 00:27:21,203 What did you stake anyhow? l advanced your 1 50. 447 00:27:21,423 --> 00:27:23,131 You haven't even paid me back! 448 00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:25,210 What's all this din? 449 00:27:25,385 --> 00:27:28,968 We were discussing globalization and got carried away. 450 00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:31,553 Okay, but this is a public place. 451 00:27:32,476 --> 00:27:34,801 - Yes? - Do you have a card phone? 452 00:27:34,978 --> 00:27:37,979 - Over there, to the right of the bar. - Thanks. 453 00:27:39,066 --> 00:27:43,277 - l never trusted that computer. - lt's not the computer's fault. 454 00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:47,822 - Maybe you don't use it properly. - What? l'm a computing genius! 455 00:27:48,283 --> 00:27:50,572 So give me a brilliant idea. 456 00:27:51,078 --> 00:27:53,747 When dad finds out l took the money.... 457 00:27:53,914 --> 00:27:55,990 Hello, Mr. Miccolis? 458 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:59,205 lt's Faiella. Antonio Faiella, yes. 459 00:27:59,753 --> 00:28:03,336 You're right, l forgot, we don't use names. 460 00:28:03,674 --> 00:28:06,165 That voice. ''Keep the place clean,..'' 461 00:28:06,343 --> 00:28:09,344 ..''bring the boxes back, keep the director happy.'' 462 00:28:09,555 --> 00:28:11,713 A bar in Rome, on a card phone. 463 00:28:11,974 --> 00:28:15,010 l have the envelope with the 2,500 euros. 464 00:28:16,019 --> 00:28:19,720 Sorry, it slipped out. Let's just say l have an envelope. 465 00:28:20,691 --> 00:28:23,608 l'm kind of tense. l never did this before. 466 00:28:23,777 --> 00:28:27,609 Maybe l shouldn't do it again? You're right. 467 00:28:28,031 --> 00:28:31,317 l'll see you tomorrow at ten as planned. 468 00:28:31,493 --> 00:28:34,613 Goodbye. Just a second, l forget where. 469 00:28:35,831 --> 00:28:36,993 Which ministry? 470 00:28:37,666 --> 00:28:38,946 Public works. 471 00:28:39,418 --> 00:28:41,576 Don't worry, it's a card phone. 472 00:28:43,797 --> 00:28:45,126 Don't worry. Yes. 473 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:47,582 Yes. 474 00:28:47,801 --> 00:28:50,007 Third floor, office 1 20. 475 00:28:50,888 --> 00:28:54,719 l'll be discreet, Mr. Miccolis. There, l did it again. 476 00:28:54,892 --> 00:28:57,465 No names. l'm kind of tense, see. 477 00:28:58,854 --> 00:28:59,600 Hello? 478 00:29:00,731 --> 00:29:01,596 Hello? 479 00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:03,899 My card's run out. 480 00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:11,689 lnterested in a gilt-edged scam? 481 00:29:11,909 --> 00:29:13,319 lt's real dynamite. 482 00:29:13,827 --> 00:29:18,074 Soft you now! The fair Ophelia. 483 00:29:19,249 --> 00:29:25,453 Nymph, in thy orisons, be all my sins rememb'red. 484 00:29:26,089 --> 00:29:27,548 Good my lord,.. 485 00:29:27,758 --> 00:29:32,336 ..how does your honour for this many a day? 486 00:29:32,554 --> 00:29:34,346 l humbly thank you. 487 00:29:34,681 --> 00:29:37,089 Well, well, well. 488 00:29:37,726 --> 00:29:41,558 My lord, l have remembrances of yours.. 489 00:29:41,772 --> 00:29:44,263 ..that l have longed long to re-deliver. 490 00:29:44,358 --> 00:29:45,768 l pray you now receive them. 491 00:29:45,859 --> 00:29:51,364 No, not l. l never gave you aught. 492 00:29:51,531 --> 00:29:52,812 Who was that? 493 00:29:57,079 --> 00:29:59,866 lf you can't take it, watch ''Blind Date''. 494 00:30:00,248 --> 00:30:03,415 This is important stuff. lt's a rereading.. 495 00:30:05,128 --> 00:30:06,457 ..with all the frills. 496 00:30:09,132 --> 00:30:12,466 Let me tell you something but don't get offended. 497 00:30:13,887 --> 00:30:15,761 The guy sitting next to me.. 498 00:30:16,390 --> 00:30:19,307 ..snored all the way through the play. 499 00:30:19,559 --> 00:30:21,137 Poor guy, it happens. 500 00:30:21,895 --> 00:30:23,804 Did you think l was any good? 501 00:30:24,147 --> 00:30:25,725 You were excellent. 502 00:30:25,941 --> 00:30:28,858 Total magic, like Roma playing soccer. 503 00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:32,445 The trouble is, the magic is never any use. 504 00:30:33,073 --> 00:30:36,406 l've done small theatres and cabaret for years. 505 00:30:36,618 --> 00:30:39,240 No producers or directors ever see me. 506 00:30:39,496 --> 00:30:41,121 l saw you tonight. 507 00:30:41,832 --> 00:30:43,575 You're not a producer. 508 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,784 You're... a friend. 509 00:30:47,796 --> 00:30:50,548 Well, your friend has a part for you. 510 00:30:50,799 --> 00:30:51,748 For me? 511 00:30:52,009 --> 00:30:53,551 As a Brazilian. 512 00:30:54,302 --> 00:30:56,675 A Brazilian? Dona Flor! 513 00:30:57,014 --> 00:31:01,806 Donny Flor? No, a young babe, a looker like you. 514 00:31:02,102 --> 00:31:04,593 - A real RonaldiOa? - You bet. 515 00:31:04,855 --> 00:31:06,598 So, tell me more. 516 00:31:06,940 --> 00:31:11,353 A Brazilian woman, new to Rome, full of illusions. 517 00:31:11,528 --> 00:31:15,941 She doesn't know how to get ahead and ends up on the streets. 518 00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:18,613 - She's Sardinian? - Sardinian? 519 00:31:18,785 --> 00:31:23,328 No, she just doesn't speak ltalian and feels a bit lost. 520 00:31:23,790 --> 00:31:25,997 - That's Sardinian again. - l know. 521 00:31:26,293 --> 00:31:28,001 You're the actress. 522 00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:30,414 l get it, it's a soap. 523 00:31:30,881 --> 00:31:31,912 A soap? 524 00:31:33,133 --> 00:31:35,042 We take someone to the cleaner's! 525 00:31:36,636 --> 00:31:37,751 Come in! 526 00:31:39,681 --> 00:31:43,430 ls this employment office? 527 00:31:44,227 --> 00:31:47,145 No, this is the building permit office. 528 00:31:47,397 --> 00:31:51,229 Not possible! l come all this way for nothing? 529 00:31:51,526 --> 00:31:55,571 Calm down, please. Tell me about it. Perhaps l can help. 530 00:31:57,532 --> 00:32:00,154 l Brazilian, just arrive in ltaly. 531 00:32:00,327 --> 00:32:03,114 Not speak good your language. l feel lost. 532 00:32:03,371 --> 00:32:06,823 l look work and police say go employment office. 533 00:32:07,084 --> 00:32:11,212 l understand. But this is the Public Works Ministry. 534 00:32:11,421 --> 00:32:14,506 So you give work to public? 535 00:32:14,841 --> 00:32:18,044 l'd give you work if l could. 536 00:32:18,261 --> 00:32:21,013 But the office you need is across Rome. 537 00:32:21,223 --> 00:32:24,639 - Not possible! - Please, don't cry. 538 00:32:25,018 --> 00:32:28,683 Let's go for a coffee and sort out your problem. 539 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:32,978 Actually, l know a few people in the employment office. 540 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:37,860 You very good man. 541 00:32:38,365 --> 00:32:42,113 You seem like a very good person to me too. 542 00:32:42,452 --> 00:32:43,366 Come along. 543 00:32:44,871 --> 00:32:47,362 Wait till you try the coffee.. 544 00:32:47,541 --> 00:32:49,996 ..from our machine here. lt's better.. 545 00:32:50,252 --> 00:32:52,209 ..than your Brazilian blends. 546 00:32:53,130 --> 00:32:55,751 Really? Thank you, dottore. 547 00:32:56,341 --> 00:32:59,377 Enough with the dottore. Call me Nicola. 548 00:32:59,553 --> 00:33:02,637 Nicola, all right. l'm Gabriela Cafu. 549 00:33:02,764 --> 00:33:04,591 Cafu? Like the soccer player. 550 00:33:06,143 --> 00:33:08,016 Faster than lightning! 551 00:33:24,661 --> 00:33:25,574 Come in! 552 00:33:27,998 --> 00:33:28,911 Good morning. 553 00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:31,914 Good morning. How can l help you? 554 00:33:32,127 --> 00:33:35,247 - Can l use names? - Please, go ahead. 555 00:33:37,299 --> 00:33:38,461 Mr. Miccolis? 556 00:33:41,928 --> 00:33:43,672 l'm Antonio Faiella. 557 00:33:44,181 --> 00:33:46,339 Close the door! Close it. 558 00:33:49,644 --> 00:33:50,676 Have a seat. 559 00:33:51,771 --> 00:33:53,930 - Well? - This business.... 560 00:33:54,191 --> 00:33:56,942 - Where's the envelope? - On me. 561 00:33:57,194 --> 00:33:59,103 Well then? Get it out! 562 00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:02,898 Come on, hurry it up. 563 00:34:03,074 --> 00:34:06,609 On the phone, you had a Pugliese accent. 564 00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:10,239 You're quite right. 565 00:34:11,374 --> 00:34:16,582 l've been living in Rome so long, my accent isn't as pure. 566 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:19,542 l slip into Roman dialect occasionally. 567 00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:21,300 l'm from Cerignola. 568 00:34:21,384 --> 00:34:24,718 You're speaking properly now. lt's you all right. 569 00:34:25,180 --> 00:34:26,674 ls that near Bari? 570 00:34:27,182 --> 00:34:30,432 Near whatever... Who the hell cares? 571 00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:35,267 Hell. You sound the ''H'' clearly. We tend to drop it. 572 00:34:35,649 --> 00:34:38,021 They drop everything in Naples. 573 00:34:39,444 --> 00:34:40,855 Get the envelope out! 574 00:34:43,573 --> 00:34:44,652 What's up? 575 00:34:44,824 --> 00:34:47,991 l hid it in my undershirt. lt's less risky. 576 00:34:48,245 --> 00:34:51,329 l'm the one taking the risks here. Come on. 577 00:34:52,582 --> 00:34:54,242 lt's all damp. 578 00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:59,038 lt's too muggy for an undershirt but l needed one to hold it in place. 579 00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:01,206 ls all the money here? 580 00:35:01,424 --> 00:35:04,674 - We can count it. - No, l trust you. 581 00:35:05,011 --> 00:35:09,804 Will the money be enough to get my boss the permit he needs? 582 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:12,681 You don't trust me now! 583 00:35:12,894 --> 00:35:16,844 Actually, he told me to ask that. l'd never have dared. 584 00:35:17,023 --> 00:35:20,024 Could l possibly have a receipt or something.. 585 00:35:20,235 --> 00:35:22,311 ..to show to my boss? 586 00:35:22,529 --> 00:35:28,116 A receipt for a kickback? Are you out of your mind or what? 587 00:35:28,326 --> 00:35:30,366 You switched to Roman again. 588 00:35:30,453 --> 00:35:32,576 C'mon, it's pure Pugliese! 589 00:35:32,789 --> 00:35:36,656 Hand the envelope over. Come on, hand it over. 590 00:35:38,336 --> 00:35:40,874 Hasn't he finished with that pigeon? 591 00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:44,299 Good coffee, huh? 592 00:35:45,260 --> 00:35:46,837 Miccolis is coming back! 593 00:35:50,140 --> 00:35:53,840 Mr. Miccolis, the undersecretary is here. 594 00:35:54,561 --> 00:35:56,886 They found us out! What'll we do now? 595 00:35:57,105 --> 00:35:59,774 Give me that or they'll arrest us all. 596 00:35:59,941 --> 00:36:01,981 - ''Clean Hands''! - Hand it over! 597 00:36:02,152 --> 00:36:03,776 l'll have to undress again. 598 00:36:03,945 --> 00:36:05,060 So what? 599 00:36:06,573 --> 00:36:10,156 Hold onto your bag. This place is full of swindlers. 600 00:36:19,169 --> 00:36:21,208 Come along, Gabriela. 601 00:36:21,379 --> 00:36:24,297 Let Nicola call the employment office for you. 602 00:36:26,134 --> 00:36:29,752 ln five minutes, with just one phone call,.. 603 00:36:29,971 --> 00:36:32,047 ..we'll sort everything out. 604 00:36:32,349 --> 00:36:34,222 You understand, my dear? 605 00:36:34,517 --> 00:36:35,893 Who are you? 606 00:36:37,145 --> 00:36:40,146 Me? l'm the door-handle cleaner. 607 00:36:40,398 --> 00:36:42,355 - Who? - Just kidding. 608 00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:48,192 l'm Antonio Faiella. The kickback guy. 609 00:36:48,365 --> 00:36:49,859 Quiet! 610 00:36:51,117 --> 00:36:54,237 Could you wait outside, my dear? 611 00:36:54,454 --> 00:36:57,740 l have something to settle with this gentleman first. 612 00:36:57,957 --> 00:36:59,997 - l'll see her out. - Just a second. 613 00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:03,087 - l disturbed you? You were.... - Giving a helping hand. 614 00:37:03,213 --> 00:37:04,671 For a hand-job. 615 00:37:04,881 --> 00:37:06,790 - What? - Just being witty. 616 00:37:06,966 --> 00:37:09,802 You start shouting ''kickback''! Hand it over. 617 00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:14,427 lt's in my undershirt, just to keep it safe, see. 618 00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:16,010 - Oh damn. - What? 619 00:37:16,184 --> 00:37:18,556 Damn and double damn. 620 00:37:19,354 --> 00:37:22,059 They pinched the money on the subway! 621 00:37:22,399 --> 00:37:24,854 - What the hell? - You sound the ''H''. 622 00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:27,606 ln Naples, we drop it like everything else. 623 00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:31,278 - Who gives a shit! Get out! - What do l tell my boss? 624 00:37:31,449 --> 00:37:33,489 - That you're a lamebrain! - Sorry? 625 00:37:33,701 --> 00:37:36,074 - You're a moron, okay? Out! - A dumbbell. 626 00:37:36,246 --> 00:37:37,704 Get out of here! 627 00:37:38,248 --> 00:37:41,782 Get lost, moron! Gabriela, where are you? 628 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,999 - Gabriela! - Gabriela! 629 00:37:44,254 --> 00:37:46,923 - She went that way. - No, that way! 630 00:37:47,132 --> 00:37:49,670 You can still see her shadow. Run! Gabriela! 631 00:37:52,345 --> 00:37:56,390 - He called you a moron. - l'm the moron? l have the money.. 632 00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:59,477 ..while he's left empty-handed! 633 00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:06,640 300, 400 and 500. 634 00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:10,068 Thanks, that will help pay this month's rent. 635 00:38:10,447 --> 00:38:13,116 Congratulations on your performance. 636 00:38:13,366 --> 00:38:16,320 lt was a good part, tailor-made for me. 637 00:38:16,578 --> 00:38:19,744 lf you need me for any other jobs, give me a call. 638 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,740 - Bye, Bruno. - Bye, babe. 639 00:38:21,916 --> 00:38:23,161 - Thanks. - Well done. 640 00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:24,497 - Bye! - See you! 641 00:38:25,086 --> 00:38:27,375 Tell me, have you two ever.... 642 00:38:27,547 --> 00:38:29,125 l'm afraid not. 643 00:38:30,216 --> 00:38:33,466 The day l wanted to try, l'd lost at the track. 644 00:38:33,678 --> 00:38:35,386 l was afraid of risking it. 645 00:38:35,555 --> 00:38:37,797 And she might not have wanted to. 646 00:38:38,057 --> 00:38:39,801 Scientific reasoning. 647 00:38:40,185 --> 00:38:43,933 l only love Lauretta. Remember, Mandrake is monogamous. 648 00:38:44,731 --> 00:38:46,688 You only cheat with horses. 649 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:49,687 l live with a permanent sense of guilt. 650 00:38:50,528 --> 00:38:55,274 There again, this society of ours has lost its religion and generosity. 651 00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:59,068 lf a guy lends you two euros these days, he wants them back. 652 00:38:59,287 --> 00:39:01,612 But, as far as l'm concerned,.. 653 00:39:01,789 --> 00:39:04,162 ..if you give it to me, it's mine, right? 654 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:06,202 - Right. - lt's no use. 655 00:39:06,419 --> 00:39:09,753 l should give this to Lauretta for all the stolen tips. 656 00:39:09,881 --> 00:39:11,340 - What? - l said, ''l should''. 657 00:39:11,424 --> 00:39:13,298 l'm not going to. 658 00:39:14,302 --> 00:39:18,549 lt's not enough. She deserves much more than this. 659 00:39:19,015 --> 00:39:21,387 But l never have the big win. 660 00:39:21,643 --> 00:39:25,557 A win at twenty to one and we'll go on a month's honeymoon. 661 00:39:25,855 --> 00:39:27,647 To which track? San Siro? 662 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:30,687 Arcoveggio? Agnano? Padovanelle? 663 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:33,856 Well, if there's a good track nearby.... 664 00:39:34,113 --> 00:39:36,402 - lt helps. - You said it. 665 00:39:36,783 --> 00:39:39,737 Now we have the raw material, use that mouse. 666 00:39:39,994 --> 00:39:42,201 We'll hit the jackpot Saturday. 667 00:39:42,497 --> 00:39:44,371 Last one there's a jerk. 668 00:39:46,042 --> 00:39:47,620 No, no, no! 669 00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:51,544 Saturday, you're coming with me. 670 00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:55,172 Buttercup, l have to do a screen test for a TV-movie. 671 00:39:55,843 --> 00:39:58,085 l don't give a damn! 672 00:39:58,638 --> 00:40:01,841 You keep doing tests and they never pick you. 673 00:40:02,183 --> 00:40:04,390 - Maybe this will be the one. - No! 674 00:40:04,686 --> 00:40:06,228 l told you a month ago. 675 00:40:06,396 --> 00:40:11,058 lt's my parents' golden wedding at Montecatini. We can't miss it. 676 00:40:12,860 --> 00:40:14,355 Montecatini... 677 00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:25,031 Did you give that money to the right man at the ministry? 678 00:40:25,206 --> 00:40:27,744 The half-Roman, half-Pugliese guy. 679 00:40:28,084 --> 00:40:30,160 - What? - He was from Puglia. 680 00:40:30,378 --> 00:40:33,877 Which crook did you give the money to? Who was it? 681 00:40:34,090 --> 00:40:37,424 He wasn't a crook. He didn't even count the money. 682 00:40:37,635 --> 00:40:40,838 But he panicked and ripped my shirt off. 683 00:40:41,055 --> 00:40:43,262 - Faiella! - Mind my collar. 684 00:40:43,558 --> 00:40:45,432 - Know who just called? - No idea. 685 00:40:45,602 --> 00:40:47,144 - Miccolis. - l knew it. 686 00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:50,682 He called because he didn't get the money. 687 00:40:50,898 --> 00:40:53,734 You told him you were robbed on the subway. 688 00:40:53,901 --> 00:40:55,561 l never said that! 689 00:40:55,778 --> 00:40:58,234 Where's the money l gave you? 690 00:40:58,489 --> 00:41:00,696 - You don't think l have it? - Quiet! 691 00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:02,616 - Both of us? - No, you! 692 00:41:02,827 --> 00:41:05,911 How am l going to build this place without a permit? 693 00:41:06,122 --> 00:41:07,402 - l'll help you. - How? 694 00:41:07,582 --> 00:41:09,705 - With a trowel. - Solve this. 695 00:41:09,876 --> 00:41:12,912 Solve it or l'll fire your sorry ass! 696 00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:14,795 - l lost my shirt. - Quiet! 697 00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:16,465 - Both of us? - No, you! 698 00:41:19,969 --> 00:41:22,721 How did it happen? l have no idea. 699 00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:24,800 l don't know either. 700 00:41:25,099 --> 00:41:28,100 You had to do the simplest thing in the world.. 701 00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:30,226 ..and you got hoodwinked. 702 00:41:30,438 --> 00:41:32,596 l don't know how they did it. 703 00:41:33,066 --> 00:41:36,435 How they hoodwinked you? Couldn't have been hard. 704 00:41:36,944 --> 00:41:38,688 Don't you start too. 705 00:41:38,946 --> 00:41:42,232 They took the lot, included your undershirt! 706 00:41:42,450 --> 00:41:44,490 - Don't yell. Calm down. - Calm. 707 00:41:45,244 --> 00:41:46,703 Okay, let's carry on. 708 00:41:47,455 --> 00:41:48,700 What did you do after? 709 00:41:48,998 --> 00:41:51,952 - What did l do? l went to the hotel. - And then? 710 00:41:52,251 --> 00:41:55,537 - l took my key and went to my room. - And then? 711 00:41:56,089 --> 00:41:57,499 l took out my cell-phone. 712 00:41:57,715 --> 00:41:59,624 What did you do that for? 713 00:41:59,884 --> 00:42:01,378 - To shave. - What? 714 00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:03,510 l wanted to make a call. 715 00:42:03,721 --> 00:42:05,844 - Who did you call? - Miccolis. 716 00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:07,255 That's it! 717 00:42:07,517 --> 00:42:11,099 That's where you screwed up. 718 00:42:11,354 --> 00:42:15,731 No, l knew l'd have screwed up so l used a phone in a bar. 719 00:42:16,067 --> 00:42:18,143 Okay. Was the place busy? 720 00:42:18,319 --> 00:42:22,898 No, practically empty. Just a group of people. Tourists. 721 00:42:23,533 --> 00:42:26,071 One kept staring at me. 722 00:42:26,953 --> 00:42:29,989 - A faggot? - Probably... Don't be silly! 723 00:42:30,373 --> 00:42:34,501 Now l think about it, know who he looked like? 724 00:42:34,669 --> 00:42:37,836 Just like the guy at the ministry the next day.... 725 00:42:39,841 --> 00:42:40,836 Antonio! 726 00:42:41,342 --> 00:42:43,916 Don't say it, Rosa, just think it. 727 00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:47,803 Not a word. Look me in the eye. What are you thinking? 728 00:42:48,558 --> 00:42:52,555 l did it but l shouldn't have. But what's done is done. 729 00:42:53,354 --> 00:42:54,896 Mind your own business. 730 00:42:55,106 --> 00:42:57,811 - What have you done? - l screwed up real bad. 731 00:43:11,622 --> 00:43:13,414 l bet you know this one. 732 00:43:13,708 --> 00:43:16,875 ''Famous ltalian racing horse''. Seven letters. 733 00:43:17,336 --> 00:43:21,749 lt starts with a ''V'', ''Var...''. 734 00:43:22,467 --> 00:43:23,462 l don't know. 735 00:43:24,594 --> 00:43:27,927 Varazze... Varese... 736 00:43:28,473 --> 00:43:31,046 C'mon, who ever called a horse Varese? 737 00:43:31,976 --> 00:43:33,969 Anyhow, that's six letters. 738 00:43:35,688 --> 00:43:37,645 The word's Varenne. 739 00:43:37,899 --> 00:43:39,772 How do you spell that? 740 00:43:40,109 --> 00:43:41,603 V-A-R-E-N-N-E. 741 00:43:42,612 --> 00:43:46,656 Varenne fits. Thank you. 742 00:43:46,908 --> 00:43:49,743 Don't mention it. Even kids know that. 743 00:43:51,537 --> 00:43:53,079 And you didn't know? 744 00:43:53,539 --> 00:43:57,157 Never heard of the nag. l've given up horses, okay? 745 00:43:59,212 --> 00:44:00,540 Where are you going? 746 00:44:00,838 --> 00:44:04,788 To find a smokers' carriage. They treat us worse than lepers. 747 00:44:14,435 --> 00:44:15,810 How's it going? 748 00:44:15,978 --> 00:44:20,356 There's a risk factor at Montecatini that's giving me trouble. 749 00:44:20,566 --> 00:44:22,938 - What? - The water. - The water? 750 00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:25,685 The famous laxative spa waters. 751 00:44:25,905 --> 00:44:27,364 Laxative... 752 00:44:27,698 --> 00:44:28,813 Lacks interest. 753 00:44:29,033 --> 00:44:33,909 Lacks interest? Are you kidding? We can make a bomb here! 754 00:44:34,121 --> 00:44:36,198 You think the horses go to the spa.. 755 00:44:36,457 --> 00:44:39,209 ..on half-board and take the damn waters? 756 00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:40,871 No, they drink wine! 757 00:44:41,128 --> 00:44:41,958 Bruno? 758 00:44:43,548 --> 00:44:44,543 Buttercup! 759 00:44:45,091 --> 00:44:47,878 Listen: ''A body motion''. Ten letters. 760 00:44:48,553 --> 00:44:49,715 Defecation. 761 00:44:51,305 --> 00:44:52,420 That fits. 762 00:44:58,437 --> 00:45:00,477 Bruno, thank you for coming. 763 00:45:00,815 --> 00:45:03,935 l know how busy you are with your work. 764 00:45:04,193 --> 00:45:07,776 l wouldn't have missed your anniversary for anything. 765 00:45:07,989 --> 00:45:11,358 - Signor Romualdo, congratulations! - Thank you very much. 766 00:45:11,617 --> 00:45:14,986 - And you look after my Lauretta. - Only natural. 767 00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:17,155 Lunch is ready, if you'd like to come in. 768 00:45:17,248 --> 00:45:20,415 Hungry, hungry? Starving hungry. 769 00:45:23,212 --> 00:45:25,882 - Come on, Bruno! - Coming, buttercup. 770 00:45:34,682 --> 00:45:37,007 - l tripped up! - Poor thing! 771 00:45:37,643 --> 00:45:39,683 - Are you hurt? - No, l'm okay. 772 00:45:42,106 --> 00:45:45,356 - Use the bathroom. - l need a dry cleaner's. 773 00:45:45,610 --> 00:45:46,808 You klutz! 774 00:45:47,111 --> 00:45:52,354 Don't worry. Go and get seated. Start without me. Celebrate. 775 00:45:52,533 --> 00:45:55,368 l'll go change at the hotel. l won't be long. 776 00:45:55,578 --> 00:45:58,495 - Young man, can l get a cab? - Right away. 777 00:45:58,789 --> 00:46:02,408 Excuse me. Let me take this. A cab, quick! 778 00:46:02,627 --> 00:46:06,161 Don't stay out here. Go inside and celebrate. Have fun. 779 00:46:06,797 --> 00:46:08,541 l'll be right back. 780 00:46:09,717 --> 00:46:11,176 Here, take this. 781 00:46:14,597 --> 00:46:16,803 lt's after two. Where's Mandrake? 782 00:46:17,767 --> 00:46:18,846 Here he comes. 783 00:46:22,521 --> 00:46:23,470 About time. 784 00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:29,519 - You fell in a cake or what? - l'm sweet. Checked it out? 785 00:46:29,737 --> 00:46:32,572 - lt's touch and go. - We have to be sure! 786 00:46:32,782 --> 00:46:35,699 Touch and Go is the horse we need to bet on. 787 00:46:35,868 --> 00:46:38,739 Okay! 2,000 euros on Touch and Go! 788 00:46:41,290 --> 00:46:43,247 Heading for the finish,.. 789 00:46:43,459 --> 00:46:47,706 ..it's a tight pack, except for Touch and Go, way behind. 790 00:46:50,007 --> 00:46:54,420 Alcazar surges ahead to win over Caruso and Peter Pan. 791 00:46:54,595 --> 00:46:57,169 Last, Touch and Go, the non-starter. 792 00:46:57,765 --> 00:46:59,722 l don't believe it! Last! 793 00:47:00,101 --> 00:47:01,844 What's up with your computer? 794 00:47:02,019 --> 00:47:04,510 l couldn't be sure for Montecatini. 795 00:47:04,772 --> 00:47:08,817 l see why you failed your exams. You're a blockhead! 796 00:47:09,026 --> 00:47:10,355 Quieten down. 797 00:47:10,987 --> 00:47:13,145 Look at Touch and Go. 798 00:47:14,031 --> 00:47:17,483 - Remind you of anything? - That we lost 2,000 euros. 799 00:47:17,702 --> 00:47:19,077 Who gives a damn? 800 00:47:19,328 --> 00:47:21,866 l'm thinking of more than 2,000 euros. 801 00:47:22,123 --> 00:47:23,747 An ace scam! 802 00:47:24,625 --> 00:47:28,208 See how he moves. Take a look at his ears. 803 00:47:28,421 --> 00:47:31,125 Look at him, not me! 804 00:47:31,632 --> 00:47:34,633 Look at his coat. Who does he look like? 805 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:37,712 - Pokemon! - Right. 806 00:47:38,431 --> 00:47:39,759 They're identical. 807 00:47:41,809 --> 00:47:43,351 - TOUCH AND GO - 808 00:47:45,813 --> 00:47:47,604 Enough! 809 00:47:48,315 --> 00:47:51,566 This is the last race in his pathetic career! 810 00:47:51,777 --> 00:47:56,107 You're right. This nag's a dead loss. lf l whip him, he slows down! 811 00:47:56,741 --> 00:48:00,821 The amount he costs me, l should flog him for cat food! 812 00:48:01,037 --> 00:48:04,785 No, not the slaughter yard! Sell him to us! 813 00:48:05,249 --> 00:48:08,618 You want to buy Touch and Go? He's a non-starter. 814 00:48:08,794 --> 00:48:11,879 Don't mince words, he's a piece of shit. 815 00:48:12,131 --> 00:48:14,800 We're interested anyhow. What's your price? 816 00:48:15,009 --> 00:48:16,503 For this champ? 817 00:48:16,969 --> 00:48:19,294 Give me 2,000 euros and take him. 818 00:48:19,513 --> 00:48:23,297 For a piece of shit? Make it 1,500 and it's a deal. 819 00:48:23,601 --> 00:48:27,219 Another day without food. lf you can spare some change.... 820 00:48:28,481 --> 00:48:29,891 lt's not fair. 821 00:48:30,274 --> 00:48:34,058 You were the backers and now my computer's backed you! 822 00:48:34,236 --> 00:48:38,068 You're not pleased? That computer just about ruined us. 823 00:48:40,076 --> 00:48:42,401 And you gave up horses? 824 00:48:43,370 --> 00:48:45,908 This is your fucking problem. 825 00:48:46,165 --> 00:48:49,036 You sure don't mince words. Buttercup... 826 00:48:52,296 --> 00:48:55,630 - l can explain. - What can you explain? 827 00:48:56,050 --> 00:48:59,501 You're a trickster and a liar! You think l'm stupid? 828 00:48:59,595 --> 00:49:02,798 All that TV-movie crap! 829 00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:07,388 l always pretended to believe your bullshit. You know why? 830 00:49:08,145 --> 00:49:09,556 Well? Do you know why? 831 00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:13,107 Because l love you. 832 00:49:13,275 --> 00:49:17,024 You're right, buttercup. l told you a load of crap. 833 00:49:17,446 --> 00:49:23,734 But you must accept me as l am. l can't give up the horses. 834 00:49:23,953 --> 00:49:26,111 lf l don't see them, think about them.. 835 00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:27,789 ..or bet on them,.. 836 00:49:27,998 --> 00:49:31,617 ..l go mad. l'm only happy when l'm with them. 837 00:49:31,919 --> 00:49:32,868 You understand? 838 00:49:33,921 --> 00:49:35,332 You're crazy. 839 00:49:35,798 --> 00:49:39,381 Yes, and now l've done the craziest thing ever. 840 00:49:40,845 --> 00:49:44,379 l've bought my own horse. l'm an owner. 841 00:49:45,141 --> 00:49:46,884 The Fioretti stables? 842 00:49:47,101 --> 00:49:49,307 No, the Mandrake team. 843 00:49:49,812 --> 00:49:51,140 Know what l think? 844 00:49:51,605 --> 00:49:55,105 l think this horse will change my life. 845 00:49:57,278 --> 00:50:00,647 Come on, Mr. Owner,.. 846 00:50:01,824 --> 00:50:04,279 ..change your jacket before your life. 847 00:50:04,451 --> 00:50:06,278 Mom and dad are waiting for you. 848 00:50:07,163 --> 00:50:08,823 l'll be right there. 849 00:50:09,623 --> 00:50:11,497 See why they call me Mandrake? 850 00:50:11,667 --> 00:50:14,870 l weave a spell, l work magic. Let's get changed. 851 00:50:19,508 --> 00:50:21,548 See you tonight, buttercup. 852 00:50:21,802 --> 00:50:25,847 Where are you going? To Cinecittà with Julia Roberts? 853 00:50:26,056 --> 00:50:29,260 l don't need to lie now. l'm off to see my horse. 854 00:50:29,643 --> 00:50:32,313 - l know. - You're not jealous of a horse? 855 00:50:32,479 --> 00:50:35,848 Jealous, me? Get out of here. Off you go. 856 00:50:36,817 --> 00:50:40,103 - Don't come home too late. - A bit of straw and l'll be back. 857 00:50:49,079 --> 00:50:52,246 Look who's here. Hello, Mr. Miccolis. 858 00:50:52,666 --> 00:50:53,448 Mic...? 859 00:50:54,460 --> 00:50:55,325 ...colis. 860 00:50:55,711 --> 00:50:57,917 Miccolis? Miccolis? 861 00:50:58,505 --> 00:51:00,878 Never heard of the guy. 862 00:51:01,217 --> 00:51:03,968 Aren't you his Roman double from Puglia? 863 00:51:04,178 --> 00:51:05,458 Maybe but.... 864 00:51:05,721 --> 00:51:08,508 Just a second. Give me back the money. 865 00:51:08,766 --> 00:51:10,474 Or l'll go to the police. 866 00:51:10,726 --> 00:51:14,806 To say what? That you took a kickback to the ministry? 867 00:51:15,022 --> 00:51:16,516 Why couldn't l? 868 00:51:16,607 --> 00:51:19,691 We'd all end up in jail. Me, Miccolis and you! 869 00:51:19,902 --> 00:51:22,309 Dancing the jailhouse rock... 870 00:51:22,529 --> 00:51:24,569 - You get it! - Just a second, pal! 871 00:51:24,865 --> 00:51:26,858 l'm a bigger crook than you. 872 00:51:27,034 --> 00:51:29,951 My criminal record would make your blood run cold! 873 00:51:30,746 --> 00:51:32,205 l'm freezing... 874 00:51:32,581 --> 00:51:38,251 Help me! lf l don't pay the money back, l'm ruined. 875 00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:40,128 Want to play the lottery? 876 00:51:40,297 --> 00:51:42,871 l can't, l'm busy. Come here. 877 00:51:47,346 --> 00:51:49,837 l couldn't give it back if l wanted. 878 00:51:50,349 --> 00:51:51,428 What did you say? 879 00:51:51,684 --> 00:51:55,135 Even if l wanted to, l couldn't give the money back. 880 00:51:55,354 --> 00:51:57,347 l've lost it so l can't. 881 00:51:57,648 --> 00:51:58,846 Whereabouts? 882 00:51:59,066 --> 00:52:00,608 - Huh? - You. 883 00:52:01,151 --> 00:52:04,318 - My whereabouts? - No, where did you lose it? 884 00:52:04,530 --> 00:52:06,736 At Montecatini. Great track. 885 00:52:06,949 --> 00:52:08,064 ls it far away? 886 00:52:08,284 --> 00:52:10,572 - Two hours or so. - We could go. 887 00:52:10,786 --> 00:52:14,321 - What for? l'm broke. - Maybe someone's found it. 888 00:52:14,540 --> 00:52:17,494 l didn't lose it where someone could find it. 889 00:52:17,793 --> 00:52:20,331 l lost it on a horse, okay? 890 00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:23,043 - You bet on horses? - You bet. 891 00:52:23,215 --> 00:52:25,753 lt's my goal in life, my job even. 892 00:52:26,385 --> 00:52:29,552 - You're lucky to have one. - What? - A job. 893 00:52:30,514 --> 00:52:32,554 Maybe l've lost mine by now. 894 00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:36,059 Oh, Jesus. Cheer up. Got a handkerchief? 895 00:52:36,353 --> 00:52:39,058 l don't know. Yes, l have one here. 896 00:52:39,898 --> 00:52:42,436 Here you go, it's yours, not mine. 897 00:52:43,319 --> 00:52:47,945 - The money wasn't mine. - Whose was it? - My boss's. 898 00:52:48,324 --> 00:52:50,897 - Your bus's? - Boss's. 899 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,615 - Your boss's? - Yes. - He can go to hell. 900 00:52:53,704 --> 00:52:55,282 l wanted to tell him that. 901 00:52:55,497 --> 00:52:58,534 - You could. - No, he's rabid. He'll fire me. 902 00:52:58,667 --> 00:53:01,337 lf l don't get it back, l'm out of a job. 903 00:53:01,545 --> 00:53:04,463 And if l lose my job, my wife will throw me out. 904 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,631 Please, help me out. 905 00:53:08,093 --> 00:53:11,545 - Mandrake always helps the lost. - Thanks. 906 00:53:12,222 --> 00:53:13,254 l have calluses. 907 00:53:14,975 --> 00:53:16,173 Great hand! 908 00:53:16,810 --> 00:53:18,139 Fine lines. 909 00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:22,020 But it looks bad now. Real bad now. 910 00:53:22,358 --> 00:53:25,027 - The life line's long. - lt goes on. 911 00:53:25,235 --> 00:53:28,189 lt looks bad. But l have an idea of how to help you. 912 00:53:28,405 --> 00:53:30,232 - Thank you. - No, please. 913 00:53:37,081 --> 00:53:40,865 Look who's here. Antonio Faiella from Naples. 914 00:53:41,126 --> 00:53:43,202 Our new partner. 915 00:53:48,092 --> 00:53:52,385 - l'm not sure about the partner bit. - You're not sure? Come on. 916 00:53:52,846 --> 00:53:56,381 - You'll get the money that you lost. - That you lost! 917 00:53:56,642 --> 00:53:58,765 Antonio Faiella, sit down. 918 00:53:58,977 --> 00:54:02,062 - l'm still not sure. - Sit down and listen. 919 00:54:03,065 --> 00:54:05,390 Okay, the first stage in our plan.. 920 00:54:05,818 --> 00:54:09,862 ..foresees the replacement of Pokemon. 921 00:54:10,322 --> 00:54:13,157 Excuse me, is Pokemon a former partner? 922 00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:16,357 No, Pokemon's a champion horse. 923 00:54:16,578 --> 00:54:19,116 lt's Touch and Go who takes his place. 924 00:54:19,289 --> 00:54:20,155 At random? 925 00:54:20,249 --> 00:54:24,033 lf you keep butting in, we'll be here till Christmas, okay? 926 00:54:24,378 --> 00:54:25,658 l didn't say anything... 927 00:54:26,004 --> 00:54:30,334 Touch and Go is a non-starter that we use to replace the other. 928 00:54:30,551 --> 00:54:32,175 - Pokemon. - Exactly. 929 00:54:32,344 --> 00:54:34,337 They must look alike. 930 00:54:35,222 --> 00:54:39,006 You took the words out of my mouth! They're doubles. 931 00:54:39,184 --> 00:54:41,426 But the success of stage one.. 932 00:54:41,728 --> 00:54:44,646 ..depends, above all, on Aurelia's performance. 933 00:54:45,107 --> 00:54:46,649 - As what? - A hooker. 934 00:54:46,817 --> 00:54:49,272 Brilliant! l've always wanted to be a hooker! 935 00:54:49,361 --> 00:54:51,603 - Are you pleased? - l want out. 936 00:54:51,780 --> 00:54:52,694 Why? 937 00:54:52,906 --> 00:54:55,444 You can go to jail for pimping. 938 00:54:55,993 --> 00:54:58,365 Who do you think l am? l'm an actress. 939 00:54:58,579 --> 00:55:01,248 l'm not playing a hooker for real. Right? 940 00:55:01,582 --> 00:55:02,613 Exactly! 941 00:55:03,542 --> 00:55:05,831 - Don't you mind? - She's a natural. 942 00:55:06,545 --> 00:55:07,494 Please! 943 00:55:08,714 --> 00:55:10,422 Once we switch horses,.. 944 00:55:10,632 --> 00:55:14,297 ..we let Touch and Go run as Pokemon. 945 00:55:14,553 --> 00:55:16,961 - Since he's useless.... - Pokemon? 946 00:55:17,181 --> 00:55:20,098 Poke and Go! Touch and Go is a non-starter. 947 00:55:20,476 --> 00:55:23,263 He'll start losing. One race, two, three... 948 00:55:23,479 --> 00:55:26,563 At that point, we launch stage three. 949 00:55:27,357 --> 00:55:30,358 - l'm lost. What was stage two? - The hooker. 950 00:55:30,819 --> 00:55:33,489 Stage one: the switch. Stage two: the hooker. 951 00:55:34,072 --> 00:55:36,398 Stage three: everyone thinks.. 952 00:55:36,617 --> 00:55:38,942 ..Pokemon is a piece of shit. 953 00:55:39,244 --> 00:55:41,914 - No one bets a lira on him. - A euro. 954 00:55:42,372 --> 00:55:45,326 - Do we keep this guy as a partner? - He's heavy. 955 00:55:45,918 --> 00:55:48,206 The odds get better and better. 956 00:55:48,420 --> 00:55:50,626 Twenty to one, thirty, forty, fifty... 957 00:55:51,298 --> 00:55:55,248 At that point, we switch horses one more time.. 958 00:55:55,511 --> 00:55:57,503 ..and let the real Pokemon run. 959 00:55:57,930 --> 00:56:00,255 We stake a fortune on him.. 960 00:56:00,557 --> 00:56:02,846 ..and we hit the goddam jackpot! 961 00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:05,800 Big time! 962 00:56:07,773 --> 00:56:09,564 Talk to him, l can't. 963 00:56:10,317 --> 00:56:12,890 Maybe l'm dumb but l don't get this. 964 00:56:13,111 --> 00:56:16,943 Higher odds are good? How do we share the winnings? 965 00:56:17,658 --> 00:56:18,820 Let me explain. 966 00:56:21,036 --> 00:56:24,487 Say we stake 1,000 euros on Pokemon at twenty to one. 967 00:56:24,748 --> 00:56:26,622 We win 20,000 euros. 968 00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:29,753 Divided by five, that's 4,000 euros each. 969 00:56:30,045 --> 00:56:33,794 There are five of us. One, two, three, four and five. 970 00:56:34,216 --> 00:56:37,916 - You mean l win too? - Are you in? - You've convinced me. 971 00:56:40,639 --> 00:56:41,635 Me too? 972 00:57:03,445 --> 00:57:04,477 Help! 973 00:57:05,781 --> 00:57:07,572 What's up? What's happening? 974 00:57:09,326 --> 00:57:12,944 Quit hollering. No one can hear you! 975 00:57:13,747 --> 00:57:17,448 Give me the money! Give me the money, goddam slut! 976 00:57:17,543 --> 00:57:20,378 Get out of here, bastard, or l'll kill you! 977 00:57:24,091 --> 00:57:27,092 Thank you. He wanted steal my money. 978 00:57:27,428 --> 00:57:29,716 You're okay, it's all over now. 979 00:57:30,639 --> 00:57:34,637 Saint Teresa of Tirana! How l work like this? 980 00:57:34,852 --> 00:57:37,177 You can use the stable bathroom. 981 00:57:37,563 --> 00:57:39,935 - Stable with bath? - Come along. 982 00:57:40,316 --> 00:57:43,519 There you go. This is my little nest. 983 00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:48,068 You can clean up here. Make yourself at home. 984 00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:51,490 Look here. We'll take a nice, clean towel.. 985 00:57:51,994 --> 00:57:54,200 ..and make yourself at home. 986 00:57:58,959 --> 00:58:00,868 Clean me there, please. 987 00:58:04,006 --> 00:58:05,417 Here too. 988 00:58:10,638 --> 00:58:12,013 And here. 989 00:58:18,479 --> 00:58:20,021 Here too. 990 00:58:26,945 --> 00:58:28,523 Thanks. l go now. 991 00:58:29,031 --> 00:58:32,863 Since you're here, why not stay? l'll give you 50 euros. 992 00:58:33,202 --> 00:58:35,075 Not possible, sorry. 993 00:58:35,329 --> 00:58:37,618 - Playing Goody Two Shoes now? - Zaira! 994 00:58:37,831 --> 00:58:40,832 God, my pimp! He very bad man. Must go, thanks. 995 00:58:42,002 --> 00:58:45,620 Why you not out working streets? 996 00:58:46,090 --> 00:58:51,962 Some lout try steal my money! Kind gentleman help Zaira. 997 00:58:52,513 --> 00:58:55,264 Yes, l only helped her, okay? 998 00:58:57,101 --> 00:59:00,434 Thank you. 999 00:59:01,855 --> 00:59:03,018 Colgate smile.. 1000 00:59:03,774 --> 00:59:04,723 ..for you. 1001 00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:11,235 Must go. Client waiting. 1002 00:59:15,786 --> 00:59:16,901 Tell him. 1003 00:59:17,913 --> 00:59:21,911 - Must make euros for him. - Euro! Eurelia, work name. 1004 00:59:22,084 --> 00:59:23,412 Let's go! 1005 00:59:32,428 --> 00:59:35,464 Here, Aurelia. You were fantastic. 1006 00:59:37,057 --> 00:59:37,971 So were you. 1007 00:59:45,607 --> 00:59:50,602 A horse l can take but some cheap hooker, no way! 1008 00:59:51,321 --> 00:59:53,610 Cheap hooker yourself! Who's she? 1009 00:59:53,866 --> 00:59:55,443 That's... Lauretta! 1010 00:59:56,118 --> 00:59:59,534 She runs the bar, she houses me, see. 1011 00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:01,906 - l house you? - No! 1012 01:00:02,541 --> 01:00:05,957 From now on, you can forget being housed by me! 1013 01:00:06,462 --> 01:00:08,419 No, buttercup... 1014 01:00:08,672 --> 01:00:12,504 Buttercup, l'll call by later. 1015 01:00:16,221 --> 01:00:17,466 Where d'you live? 1016 01:00:23,061 --> 01:00:25,019 You can sleep here tonight. 1017 01:00:25,355 --> 01:00:28,191 Thanks, Aurelia, you're a true friend. 1018 01:00:28,567 --> 01:00:31,272 lt's no problem. l'm alone here anyhow. 1019 01:00:32,613 --> 01:00:33,811 Really alone? 1020 01:00:34,031 --> 01:00:37,447 Tell me something, don't you have a guy? 1021 01:00:37,910 --> 01:00:41,575 l guess l'm a free spirit. l have my habits and whims... 1022 01:00:41,955 --> 01:00:43,580 l want to be free. 1023 01:00:43,749 --> 01:00:47,996 True, that's the part that wears down a relationship. 1024 01:00:48,921 --> 01:00:52,870 ''Where are you off to?'' ''What do you care? Where can l go?'' 1025 01:00:53,550 --> 01:00:55,044 To gamble at the track! 1026 01:00:55,344 --> 01:00:57,253 ls gambling a crime? 1027 01:00:57,429 --> 01:01:00,466 No, a disaster. l'd soon throw you out. 1028 01:01:00,682 --> 01:01:02,342 But we aren't together. 1029 01:01:03,811 --> 01:01:05,969 Even though you never know... 1030 01:01:06,772 --> 01:01:07,554 What? 1031 01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,100 Maybe you and l.... 1032 01:01:11,568 --> 01:01:13,940 You mean a one-night stand? 1033 01:01:14,154 --> 01:01:16,063 No, three or four. 1034 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:19,988 Keep counting, as long as all we do is talk about it. 1035 01:01:22,704 --> 01:01:24,662 ls that all we're doing? 1036 01:01:29,378 --> 01:01:33,589 - You really think you and l.... - No way, we were just talking. 1037 01:01:34,132 --> 01:01:36,339 - Good night. - Going to bed? 1038 01:01:37,845 --> 01:01:38,461 Yes. 1039 01:01:38,679 --> 01:01:41,134 l mean, we could keep talking about.... 1040 01:01:41,807 --> 01:01:44,761 lf we win this time, l'll buy you a bar.. 1041 01:01:44,977 --> 01:01:47,016 ..and make you my perfect woman. 1042 01:01:47,187 --> 01:01:49,857 - Then we'll see who's talking. - About what? 1043 01:01:50,023 --> 01:01:52,016 Just talking to myself. 1044 01:01:53,026 --> 01:01:53,940 Bye, Bruno. 1045 01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:00,278 Who is it? 1046 01:02:01,076 --> 01:02:02,487 What's up, Pussy? 1047 01:02:02,744 --> 01:02:05,366 Dad got back sooner than expected. 1048 01:02:05,581 --> 01:02:08,332 He found the horse and threw me out! 1049 01:02:08,542 --> 01:02:11,459 Get lost, you layabout! 1050 01:02:11,670 --> 01:02:15,834 Dad, calm down. l may have a job with the Pony Express. 1051 01:02:16,133 --> 01:02:19,003 A pony? More goddam horses! 1052 01:02:19,428 --> 01:02:24,802 A son like you l can live without! You're out of my life, you shit! 1053 01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:28,558 l'm out on the street. Can you put me up? 1054 01:02:28,770 --> 01:02:31,440 No way! Lauretta threw me out too. 1055 01:02:31,732 --> 01:02:33,605 What is this? Halloween? 1056 01:02:33,817 --> 01:02:35,311 Where's Pokemon? 1057 01:02:35,694 --> 01:02:39,145 We rented an empty garage from a widow. 1058 01:02:39,531 --> 01:02:43,149 - Who's paying? - Who d'you think? Our partner, Faiella. 1059 01:02:44,578 --> 01:02:47,365 Signora Sanna, l'm sorry you're a widow.. 1060 01:02:47,748 --> 01:02:52,623 ..but 300 euros a month is a bit steep for a one-room stable. 1061 01:02:52,836 --> 01:02:55,872 You hauled me out of bed for an emergency. 1062 01:02:56,214 --> 01:02:57,874 That's the price. 1063 01:02:58,467 --> 01:03:00,127 Take it or leave it. 1064 01:03:00,552 --> 01:03:03,257 l'll take it. l get screwed every time. 1065 01:03:03,639 --> 01:03:04,670 Quiet, you. 1066 01:03:05,933 --> 01:03:07,842 Here you go. 1067 01:03:08,018 --> 01:03:09,726 One, two.. 1068 01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:11,970 ..and three. 1069 01:03:12,731 --> 01:03:16,065 - All set, Antonio? - Another 300 euros gone. 1070 01:03:22,282 --> 01:03:26,659 Tell me, how many beds are there in your hotel room? 1071 01:03:26,912 --> 01:03:28,489 Just one and filthy too. 1072 01:03:29,122 --> 01:03:31,329 - What do you care? - Where can l sleep? 1073 01:03:31,458 --> 01:03:33,616 On the straw under Pokemon. 1074 01:03:33,794 --> 01:03:37,791 - The stink of horses makes me puke! - You should see how l stink. 1075 01:03:38,048 --> 01:03:41,832 - C'mon, we'll squeeze up. - l like to stretch out in bed. 1076 01:03:41,969 --> 01:03:45,005 - l can make myself tiny. - Give it a rest. 1077 01:03:45,180 --> 01:03:48,715 - Half of me supports Naples. - The other half's what worries me. 1078 01:03:48,892 --> 01:03:51,679 Go, Naples! 1079 01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:56,564 Maradona rules! PelE' in the can! 1080 01:03:58,318 --> 01:04:00,560 The final straight. lt's a close finish. 1081 01:04:00,737 --> 01:04:03,109 Sandokan, Masaniello, Alabama. 1082 01:04:03,365 --> 01:04:06,900 Pokemon, the favourite, brings up the rear. 1083 01:04:07,285 --> 01:04:10,073 Way to go! We lost again. 1084 01:04:11,915 --> 01:04:14,702 l don't get this. You're happy he loses? 1085 01:04:15,293 --> 01:04:16,918 You really are dumb, huh? 1086 01:04:17,087 --> 01:04:20,207 lt's mathematical. lf he loses, the odds rise. 1087 01:04:20,465 --> 01:04:22,541 So higher odds are good? 1088 01:04:22,801 --> 01:04:26,252 Excellent! Two more races and we'll work the scam. 1089 01:04:26,763 --> 01:04:28,092 l don't understand! 1090 01:04:28,557 --> 01:04:30,929 Pokemon's lost three times now. 1091 01:04:32,352 --> 01:04:34,392 What do you think? 1092 01:04:34,730 --> 01:04:37,517 lt's odd. He's gone soft in training too. 1093 01:04:37,774 --> 01:04:40,265 You bet he's soft, he's another horse. 1094 01:04:40,569 --> 01:04:44,613 - Your time has come. - My times are pretty bad right now. 1095 01:04:44,865 --> 01:04:46,941 Stage four: betting financing. 1096 01:04:47,576 --> 01:04:52,285 Mr. Faiella, if we loan you the 1 5,000 euros you've asked for,.. 1097 01:04:52,497 --> 01:04:53,908 ..what's your surety? 1098 01:04:54,082 --> 01:04:57,202 - We own our apartment. - Actually, l own it. 1099 01:04:57,669 --> 01:05:01,168 Let's not split hairs. Show the gentleman the deeds. 1100 01:05:01,506 --> 01:05:03,748 ls that really necessary? 1101 01:05:04,176 --> 01:05:08,387 lndeed it is. We certainly require some form of surety. 1102 01:05:09,639 --> 01:05:12,890 Sure, so do l. 1103 01:05:15,312 --> 01:05:18,930 An apartment located in Naples, 1,070 square feet,.. 1104 01:05:19,274 --> 01:05:22,975 ..estimated value: 1 25,000 euros. Good! 1105 01:05:23,653 --> 01:05:25,480 - May l have it back? - Please. 1106 01:05:26,281 --> 01:05:28,439 lt's in the lady's name? 1107 01:05:28,742 --> 01:05:31,577 - No, my wife's. - And l'm not your wife? 1108 01:05:31,870 --> 01:05:33,910 Sure, of course you are. 1109 01:05:34,372 --> 01:05:37,208 Excuse him. With the baby on the way,.. 1110 01:05:37,417 --> 01:05:39,209 ..he's going soft in the head. 1111 01:05:40,253 --> 01:05:42,246 ls it a boy or a girl? 1112 01:05:42,547 --> 01:05:43,579 We don't know. 1113 01:05:44,132 --> 01:05:46,172 We haven't decided yet. 1114 01:05:46,384 --> 01:05:48,507 l'll have my scan this week. 1115 01:05:48,845 --> 01:05:49,877 Ah, l see. 1116 01:05:50,555 --> 01:05:53,046 And what's your job, signora? 1117 01:05:53,517 --> 01:05:54,263 Actress! 1118 01:05:54,726 --> 01:05:58,391 Actress! What kind of parts do you play? 1119 01:05:59,106 --> 01:06:01,941 - Recently, l was.... - Let's not say. 1120 01:06:02,567 --> 01:06:05,141 We may not get the loan otherwise. 1121 01:06:05,946 --> 01:06:09,778 lndeed. Well then, we'll grant you a 1 5,000-euro loan.. 1122 01:06:09,950 --> 01:06:14,244 ..and the lady, as the owner, signs your apartment over to us. 1123 01:06:14,538 --> 01:06:17,159 Wait. lf, for some reason,.. 1124 01:06:17,374 --> 01:06:19,746 ..we can't pay back the loan, what happens? 1125 01:06:20,001 --> 01:06:22,077 We take your apartment! 1126 01:06:23,505 --> 01:06:25,581 l don't see what's so funny. 1127 01:06:26,174 --> 01:06:28,297 l might just decline your loan. 1128 01:06:28,552 --> 01:06:29,631 As you wish. 1129 01:06:30,095 --> 01:06:31,838 What are you saying? 1130 01:06:32,139 --> 01:06:35,139 l don't like this guy laughing at our misfortunes. 1131 01:06:35,976 --> 01:06:40,223 - The gentleman's doing us a favour. - Well, l don't want his favours! 1132 01:06:40,897 --> 01:06:44,562 What am l going to do? What about the kid? 1133 01:06:44,943 --> 01:06:47,648 How can we manage without money? 1134 01:06:47,988 --> 01:06:52,199 lf we can't pay it back, dad and baby lose their home. 1135 01:06:52,367 --> 01:06:56,032 You care more about our home than your baby? 1136 01:06:56,204 --> 01:06:57,449 lt's my home! 1137 01:06:57,706 --> 01:07:00,790 - lsn't it in her name? - My wife's name! 1138 01:07:01,251 --> 01:07:05,379 - And l'm not your wife? - l forgot again, sorry. 1139 01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:09,255 l'm confused. Let's take it and go. My head hurts. 1140 01:07:10,677 --> 01:07:13,429 Don't worry, my husband's such a pessimist. 1141 01:07:13,638 --> 01:07:16,805 We'll pay you back and when the baby's born,.. 1142 01:07:17,184 --> 01:07:19,675 ..please come to the christening! 1143 01:07:19,895 --> 01:07:22,895 l'd love to. What will you call it? 1144 01:07:23,857 --> 01:07:26,312 lf it's a girl, Rita, as in Hayworth. 1145 01:07:26,526 --> 01:07:29,017 - And a boy? - Pokemon, as in horse. 1146 01:07:32,157 --> 01:07:35,656 - We got the money! - Quiet. 1147 01:07:38,496 --> 01:07:40,074 We really fooled him. 1148 01:07:40,373 --> 01:07:42,331 - Well done. - Here's the cash. 1149 01:07:42,542 --> 01:07:44,499 l was like Sophia Loren in there. 1150 01:07:44,669 --> 01:07:47,670 Your Neapolitan sucks! My wife's lD, please. 1151 01:07:47,923 --> 01:07:51,126 With my photo on it, she's had her 1 5 minutes. 1152 01:07:51,343 --> 01:07:52,541 Some 1 5 minutes. 1153 01:07:52,761 --> 01:07:55,678 Come on, Anto', chin up! You're going to be rich. 1154 01:07:55,972 --> 01:07:59,139 l'm broke, my apartment's mortgaged and l should be happy? 1155 01:07:59,309 --> 01:08:03,141 - You'll bring bad luck! - Faiella must be ''jinx'' in Neapolitan! 1156 01:08:03,230 --> 01:08:05,306 - Very funny. - Who keeps the money? 1157 01:08:05,523 --> 01:08:08,774 - Logically, l should. - Wrong, l'm taking it! 1158 01:08:09,277 --> 01:08:11,566 - Who's this? - Blackie the Musselman! 1159 01:08:11,738 --> 01:08:14,774 - Back for his treasure. How much? - 1 5,000. 1160 01:08:15,909 --> 01:08:19,076 You must have done it on purpose. Just what you owe me. 1161 01:08:19,371 --> 01:08:23,203 Hey, you already took 500 at the betting shop. 1162 01:08:23,416 --> 01:08:27,877 True, but there's been more interest since then. See you round. 1163 01:08:28,505 --> 01:08:32,799 Just a second, Mr. Musselman. That money was loaned to me. 1164 01:08:33,093 --> 01:08:36,094 Back off, Napoli, you don't know the Musselman. 1165 01:08:36,263 --> 01:08:38,006 Who lives on Drury Lane? 1166 01:08:38,265 --> 01:08:39,889 - Jerk! - My collar! 1167 01:08:40,100 --> 01:08:44,228 lf they lent you losers this much, there's a fix somewhere. 1168 01:08:44,562 --> 01:08:49,984 - Want me to take a closer look? - No. Let's just leave it at that! 1169 01:08:50,235 --> 01:08:52,192 Good boy, that's better. 1170 01:08:54,656 --> 01:08:56,898 You wanted bad luck? You got it! 1171 01:08:57,117 --> 01:08:59,987 All that trouble for nothing. lt's your fault! 1172 01:09:00,203 --> 01:09:01,366 My fault? 1173 01:09:02,038 --> 01:09:04,873 lt is? You've bled me dry one more time! 1174 01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:09,541 Give me the pillow. l won't look bad at the hotel too! 1175 01:09:09,713 --> 01:09:12,832 l salute you. No, l don't. l don't even know you! 1176 01:09:13,091 --> 01:09:14,669 Where are you going? 1177 01:09:14,884 --> 01:09:17,636 - Back to Naples to face my wife! - Are you crazy? 1178 01:09:17,846 --> 01:09:22,175 lt'll be hell but l'll save money. Since l met you, l'm lighter! 1179 01:09:22,392 --> 01:09:24,349 C'mon, wait a second! 1180 01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:27,764 Go to hell, you, the horses, Mandrake and betting! 1181 01:09:33,037 --> 01:09:35,030 You were always kind to me. 1182 01:09:35,665 --> 01:09:37,491 You were a true friend. 1183 01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:40,913 Please, send me a sign from heaven. 1184 01:09:43,673 --> 01:09:47,338 l've got an ace scam set up, a real gilt-edged one. 1185 01:09:47,551 --> 01:09:51,596 But l don't have the backing for it. Any ideas, Brylcreem? 1186 01:09:51,847 --> 01:09:56,805 - l know. lt's tough, Mandrake. - You said it. Who's there? 1187 01:09:57,228 --> 01:09:59,766 lt's me. You must be careful. 1188 01:10:00,314 --> 01:10:03,434 Something amazing's about to happen. 1189 01:10:04,944 --> 01:10:08,728 l see a horrifying event in your near future. 1190 01:10:09,198 --> 01:10:09,980 What? 1191 01:10:10,408 --> 01:10:12,566 My sister's coming! 1192 01:10:14,996 --> 01:10:16,953 The wind of death? 1193 01:10:22,044 --> 01:10:24,369 Brylcreem, weren't you dead? 1194 01:10:24,630 --> 01:10:29,257 - lf my sister breathes on us, we'll both be dead. - Right. 1195 01:10:38,227 --> 01:10:41,098 Jesus, it's gotten worse, huh? 1196 01:10:41,397 --> 01:10:44,433 She's kind of fermented over time. 1197 01:10:45,109 --> 01:10:47,814 Her breath already stank in kindergarten. 1198 01:10:48,112 --> 01:10:50,864 She only sat her written exams at school. 1199 01:10:51,449 --> 01:10:53,525 She had to do the orals by phone. 1200 01:10:54,493 --> 01:10:57,779 Mandrake, l owed 300 million lira in debts. 1201 01:10:58,664 --> 01:11:00,989 The street was always jam-packed.. 1202 01:11:01,208 --> 01:11:03,960 ..with creditors lining up to be paid. 1203 01:11:04,170 --> 01:11:07,005 l even featured in the traffic bulletin. 1204 01:11:07,340 --> 01:11:10,839 l remember. You owed Ginger, Gummer, Pillsbury. 1205 01:11:11,052 --> 01:11:13,887 That guy? Amazing! The Lion King... 1206 01:11:14,096 --> 01:11:17,880 Not anymore. He's gone bald and they call him Pool-ball. 1207 01:11:19,518 --> 01:11:23,302 Then, in 1992, Grandma died during a scam. 1208 01:11:23,731 --> 01:11:26,732 She'd have died 30 times to help you out. 1209 01:11:26,942 --> 01:11:30,608 l didn't even realize. l thought she was still acting. 1210 01:11:30,821 --> 01:11:34,522 - She was a great actress. - Brilliant. And she died on stage. 1211 01:11:34,909 --> 01:11:38,858 lf l didn't want to follow her to the cemetery, l had to vanish. 1212 01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:40,871 So you decided to die. 1213 01:11:41,165 --> 01:11:43,738 - How did you do it? Who helped? - The Raven. 1214 01:11:43,959 --> 01:11:45,502 The Raven... Remind me. 1215 01:11:45,753 --> 01:11:48,540 The Raven, the guy from the funeral home. 1216 01:11:49,632 --> 01:11:52,205 He did a great job, all on his own. 1217 01:11:52,551 --> 01:11:54,959 The death certificate was the easy part. 1218 01:11:55,429 --> 01:11:58,798 Then he made a fake coffin, with a funeral and gravestone. 1219 01:11:59,058 --> 01:11:59,722 He's good! 1220 01:11:59,934 --> 01:12:02,603 The shit made the gravestone out of polystyrene. 1221 01:12:02,812 --> 01:12:05,682 - We all fell for it. - When a job's well done... 1222 01:12:05,856 --> 01:12:09,272 l even shelled out 100,000 lira on a wreath for you! 1223 01:12:09,527 --> 01:12:11,318 More like a bouquet. 1224 01:12:11,737 --> 01:12:13,315 lt's the thought that counts. 1225 01:12:13,406 --> 01:12:16,609 Even so, 100,000 for a friend like me is pathetic. 1226 01:12:16,826 --> 01:12:21,286 You should pay me back. l'm broke. lt would help me with a scam. 1227 01:12:21,539 --> 01:12:25,287 l realize that but l have to tell you l'm flat broke too. 1228 01:12:30,881 --> 01:12:33,289 - l don't have a lira. - l heard you. 1229 01:12:33,551 --> 01:12:36,338 - No harm in repeating it. - So where've you been? 1230 01:12:36,595 --> 01:12:38,884 l went through hell to get back. 1231 01:12:39,140 --> 01:12:40,385 Okay, but from where? 1232 01:12:40,599 --> 01:12:43,386 l took a charter flight. Horrific. 1233 01:12:43,602 --> 01:12:45,974 They almost put me in a refugee camp! 1234 01:12:46,188 --> 01:12:49,806 - You won't say where you were? - l was in Australia a while. 1235 01:12:50,025 --> 01:12:51,105 Australia? 1236 01:12:51,444 --> 01:12:54,361 l wanted a new life but it was no different. 1237 01:12:54,572 --> 01:12:56,445 l ran up debts there too. 1238 01:12:57,992 --> 01:13:01,657 - On the horses? - On horses, dogs and kangaroos! 1239 01:13:01,871 --> 01:13:04,278 - Kangaroos? - The same as on horses. 1240 01:13:04,373 --> 01:13:08,074 But instead of going, ''Run, go for it, go like the wind!'',.. 1241 01:13:08,294 --> 01:13:12,706 ..you go, ''Run, go for it, go like the wind!'' and lose anyway. 1242 01:13:13,174 --> 01:13:14,122 On the hop! 1243 01:13:14,508 --> 01:13:16,300 Where did you get money? 1244 01:13:16,552 --> 01:13:18,675 Let's say l worked at it. 1245 01:13:19,013 --> 01:13:21,136 - Meaning? - Meaning l worked. 1246 01:13:21,390 --> 01:13:22,932 - You worked? - Yes. 1247 01:13:23,976 --> 01:13:27,310 l shut down an ice cream parlour, a gym. 1248 01:13:27,646 --> 01:13:29,224 You'd opened them first? 1249 01:13:29,648 --> 01:13:33,812 When l met the owners, they were open. After, they shut down. 1250 01:13:34,528 --> 01:13:37,731 l get it, you exported my lady barkeeper trick. 1251 01:13:37,948 --> 01:13:42,278 lt was virgin territory there. l copied your moves. 1252 01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:45,741 But l felt bad about the last one. 1253 01:13:45,998 --> 01:13:48,536 She was a widow with ltalian roots. 1254 01:13:48,834 --> 01:13:51,705 ltalo-Australian, a real piece of ass. 1255 01:13:52,087 --> 01:13:56,963 She had a pizza place. l named it after the Rome racetrack. 1256 01:13:57,510 --> 01:13:59,882 You should've seen the waiters gallop. 1257 01:14:00,304 --> 01:14:04,349 l'd make triple-bet pizzas, an Agnano, the usual Neapolitan. 1258 01:14:05,226 --> 01:14:09,437 - Then l got fed up of making pizza. - You're not made for pizzas,.. 1259 01:14:10,272 --> 01:14:14,436 ..or betting. - No, l'm just unlucky, please. 1260 01:14:16,487 --> 01:14:18,396 Whose is it? Yours or mine? 1261 01:14:19,740 --> 01:14:21,816 - l don't have one. - lt's mine, then. 1262 01:14:25,412 --> 01:14:29,113 This is the answering service for Mr. Pomata,.. 1263 01:14:29,625 --> 01:14:32,033 ..please leave a message after the beep. 1264 01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:37,297 You son of a bitch! Where are you? Call me, you shit! 1265 01:14:37,508 --> 01:14:38,670 Jesus, who's that? 1266 01:14:38,759 --> 01:14:41,630 The Australian widow, still looking for me. 1267 01:14:42,221 --> 01:14:45,756 The time is over, thank you for calling. 1268 01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:49,848 Try putting salt on my tail now! 1269 01:14:50,521 --> 01:14:54,649 - lt got pretty erotic. - Not only there. l've been around. 1270 01:14:56,235 --> 01:14:59,022 lt's good to see you. You haven't changed. 1271 01:14:59,238 --> 01:15:00,566 You neither. 1272 01:15:00,656 --> 01:15:03,064 - Good old Mandrake. - When did you get back? 1273 01:15:03,158 --> 01:15:05,696 Just now. This is my carry-on luggage. 1274 01:15:05,911 --> 01:15:07,536 Straight to the grave? 1275 01:15:07,788 --> 01:15:09,662 You see relatives first. 1276 01:15:09,832 --> 01:15:12,868 l wanted to check if there were any flowers. 1277 01:15:13,085 --> 01:15:15,208 lf anyone was still fond of me. 1278 01:15:16,088 --> 01:15:17,416 And l found you. 1279 01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:19,832 l'll tell you, Mandrake,.. 1280 01:15:20,467 --> 01:15:23,552 ..l'm touched, you know. You're a true friend. 1281 01:15:24,138 --> 01:15:25,965 - Don't. - l'd do the same for you. 1282 01:15:26,223 --> 01:15:28,429 Your sister was there too. 1283 01:15:28,601 --> 01:15:30,260 lf my sister kissed me.. 1284 01:15:30,519 --> 01:15:33,010 ..l'd need to hold my breath. - True. 1285 01:15:33,272 --> 01:15:35,977 Anyhow, don't worry about your ace scam. 1286 01:15:36,150 --> 01:15:39,067 The money can be found somewhere. 1287 01:15:39,612 --> 01:15:41,438 - That's the problem. - Trust me. 1288 01:15:45,784 --> 01:15:47,492 - Marcello Rinaldi? - Yes. 1289 01:15:47,703 --> 01:15:48,983 You've got mail. 1290 01:15:49,204 --> 01:15:52,905 - Who are you? Meg Ryan? - No, just your local postwoman. 1291 01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:55,993 A registered letter from Australia. 1292 01:15:57,379 --> 01:15:58,410 Sign here. 1293 01:16:05,679 --> 01:16:06,710 Good morning! 1294 01:16:07,014 --> 01:16:08,129 How are you? 1295 01:16:08,807 --> 01:16:10,551 May l have two hamburgers? 1296 01:16:11,435 --> 01:16:15,764 - What? - Hamburger. 1297 01:16:16,023 --> 01:16:17,932 Ah, hamburger, right. 1298 01:16:20,361 --> 01:16:21,855 Do you speak English? 1299 01:16:22,196 --> 01:16:25,280 Of course. l'm from Australia. 1300 01:16:25,532 --> 01:16:28,023 - Really? So's this. - No kidding? 1301 01:16:28,202 --> 01:16:32,246 - Can you translate? l don't understand it. - A very big pleasure! 1302 01:16:35,417 --> 01:16:41,705 - Well, well... What bottom! - What does it say? 1303 01:16:41,965 --> 01:16:44,635 Jesus, you lucky bastard! 1304 01:16:45,469 --> 01:16:48,636 You've inherited one million dollars! 1305 01:16:48,889 --> 01:16:50,467 - l have? - Yes! 1306 01:16:50,766 --> 01:16:54,716 This letter's from the attorney. Sir Wilkinson, Sidney, Australia. 1307 01:16:54,937 --> 01:16:56,182 Who left it to me? 1308 01:16:56,355 --> 01:16:59,640 What am l speaking, Arabic? From Tom Rinaldi. 1309 01:16:59,900 --> 01:17:03,767 lllegitimate son of Otello Rinaldi. All guts and no brain. 1310 01:17:03,946 --> 01:17:05,274 That's my dad! 1311 01:17:05,489 --> 01:17:09,950 Him? Your daddy? That's incredible! 1312 01:17:10,285 --> 01:17:13,904 What a fine-looking meatloaf. Remember Meatloaf? 1313 01:17:14,081 --> 01:17:15,077 Meatloaf? 1314 01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:19,330 Meat, what the butcher sells. 1315 01:17:19,795 --> 01:17:24,208 All men have their meat, their meatloaf. 1316 01:17:24,717 --> 01:17:26,923 You know, down there. 1317 01:17:27,219 --> 01:17:29,212 Your dad used his meatloaf. 1318 01:17:30,139 --> 01:17:33,093 He gave some Australian girl the sauce to go with it! 1319 01:17:33,350 --> 01:17:34,975 How do l get the money? 1320 01:17:35,185 --> 01:17:37,676 You need to call the attorney now! 1321 01:17:37,938 --> 01:17:40,725 Look, the number. Call him right away! 1322 01:17:40,899 --> 01:17:43,686 - l'll do that. - Dial the right number. 1323 01:17:43,986 --> 01:17:46,655 Okay. 0061 for Australia. 1324 01:17:47,281 --> 01:17:49,439 Phone number: 49.. 1325 01:17:50,325 --> 01:17:51,321 ..722.. 1326 01:17:51,994 --> 01:17:53,453 ..681. 1327 01:17:55,122 --> 01:17:57,280 An Australian cell phone. 1328 01:17:57,833 --> 01:18:01,831 Hello? This is Rome calling. l'm Marcello Rinaldi. 1329 01:18:02,171 --> 01:18:04,412 Can l speak to Mr. Wilkinson? 1330 01:18:09,511 --> 01:18:14,469 Boy, oh boy, l'm all buoyed up! 1331 01:18:16,727 --> 01:18:20,060 - Excuse me, Mr.... - Pomato, like tomato. 1332 01:18:20,314 --> 01:18:23,101 Can you speak to him? l don't understand. 1333 01:18:24,359 --> 01:18:26,767 Hello? How are you old fellow? 1334 01:18:27,321 --> 01:18:31,615 Yes, l'm a friend of Mr. Rinaldi Marcello. Tell me! 1335 01:18:31,950 --> 01:18:34,620 - Has he fallen for it? - Hook, line and so on. 1336 01:18:35,454 --> 01:18:36,699 What a jerk! 1337 01:18:36,955 --> 01:18:41,333 Yes, a real jerk. Jerks from father to son. 1338 01:18:41,752 --> 01:18:44,706 - lt's running like clockwork. - You were brilliant! 1339 01:18:44,922 --> 01:18:48,754 lf the scam works, you pay for my slimming treatment. 1340 01:18:49,009 --> 01:18:51,002 - We'll never make enough! - Yes. 1341 01:18:51,220 --> 01:18:53,378 Please, give me address of.. 1342 01:18:53,972 --> 01:18:57,176 ..the ltalian attorney. 1343 01:18:57,810 --> 01:18:59,008 Please speak clearly. 1344 01:18:59,228 --> 01:19:01,897 Write this down: Attorney Magalini. 1345 01:19:02,231 --> 01:19:05,765 All right, M-A-G-A-El Alamein. 1346 01:19:06,485 --> 01:19:10,068 Vittorio Colonna, one. 1347 01:19:10,739 --> 01:19:16,528 Okay, bye bye, thank you very much. 1348 01:19:17,287 --> 01:19:18,865 What did he say? 1349 01:19:18,956 --> 01:19:21,992 He said if you want your million dollars,.. 1350 01:19:22,417 --> 01:19:26,249 ..you need to contact this attorney here. 1351 01:19:28,465 --> 01:19:29,710 What did you write? 1352 01:19:30,592 --> 01:19:33,379 Sorry! Friendly Australian. 1353 01:19:34,096 --> 01:19:37,132 Attorney Magalini, 1, Via Vittorio Colonna. 1354 01:19:37,391 --> 01:19:40,925 Attorney Magalini is Wilkinson's contact in Rome. 1355 01:19:41,353 --> 01:19:44,389 You pay him Australian legal fees.. 1356 01:19:44,773 --> 01:19:46,896 ..and you get the bucks! 1357 01:19:47,192 --> 01:19:49,862 l can't believe it. lt's a dream! 1358 01:19:50,279 --> 01:19:53,030 Wait till you wake up! Bye! 1359 01:20:08,922 --> 01:20:11,129 - OUT OF ORDER - 1360 01:20:27,107 --> 01:20:29,978 Enough! l'm tired of working! 1361 01:20:30,193 --> 01:20:33,029 All these clauses! l'm not Ally McBeal! 1362 01:20:35,282 --> 01:20:37,488 Counsellor,.. 1363 01:20:38,118 --> 01:20:41,569 ..l should remind you that you have an appointment.. 1364 01:20:41,955 --> 01:20:45,455 ..with Mr. Rinaldi. 1365 01:20:45,709 --> 01:20:49,576 Screw Mr. Rinaldi! l'm going to play golf! 1366 01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:51,789 - Attorney Magalini? - Who are you? 1367 01:20:52,007 --> 01:20:53,715 l'm Marcello Rinaldi. 1368 01:20:53,967 --> 01:20:56,672 - How can l help? - The Australian bequest... 1369 01:20:57,262 --> 01:20:59,385 You've come here.. 1370 01:20:59,598 --> 01:21:03,726 ..with the package for Wilkinson in Sydney. - Exactly. 1371 01:21:03,936 --> 01:21:07,269 - Brought the money? - You bet l have. Here it is. 1372 01:21:07,564 --> 01:21:09,770 Thanks. That's good of you. 1373 01:21:09,942 --> 01:21:13,026 Go on up to sign the papers. My assistant's there. 1374 01:21:13,236 --> 01:21:15,941 - Mr. Fioretti! - Yes? 1375 01:21:16,531 --> 01:21:20,743 l'm sending Mr. Rinaldi up, he's here for the con.... 1376 01:21:21,286 --> 01:21:22,662 The consignment.. 1377 01:21:22,955 --> 01:21:25,908 ..for the Australian bequest. 1378 01:21:26,917 --> 01:21:30,915 Give him a receipt for the money. l've pocketed it. 1379 01:21:31,630 --> 01:21:33,706 Very good, Mr. Pomata. 1380 01:21:37,636 --> 01:21:40,886 Off you go, Rinaldi. Thank you. Hi to your dad. 1381 01:21:43,892 --> 01:21:44,758 Rinaldi! 1382 01:21:46,019 --> 01:21:50,646 Don't go round saying attorneys are time-wasters. 1383 01:21:50,983 --> 01:21:52,181 Oh, please! 1384 01:21:52,526 --> 01:21:55,099 How about this? Quick as lightning. 1385 01:21:55,946 --> 01:21:57,820 Thank you so much. 1386 01:22:03,370 --> 01:22:04,319 A masterpiece. 1387 01:22:04,788 --> 01:22:06,282 Like father, like son. 1388 01:22:06,748 --> 01:22:11,753 Like his dad 20 years back. lt still works, even in Australian. 1389 01:22:11,753 --> 01:22:16,214 - Pomata, where are you? - Mandrake, get a load of this. 1390 01:22:16,383 --> 01:22:19,882 - Here's the money! - Brilliant! 1391 01:22:33,692 --> 01:22:36,859 - How did it go? - Brilliantly. He's a genius. 1392 01:22:37,070 --> 01:22:40,155 Give it back to your dad. l want the tailor's name. 1393 01:22:40,323 --> 01:22:42,696 We got 10,000 euros from that idiot. 1394 01:22:43,493 --> 01:22:46,411 - He said 10,000? - Yes, you're incredible! 1395 01:22:47,414 --> 01:22:48,576 What's this? 1396 01:22:49,332 --> 01:22:51,372 The Australian scam money. 1397 01:22:52,210 --> 01:22:54,417 Where's the other 9,000? 1398 01:22:54,671 --> 01:22:58,965 - What 9,000? - We said 20 million in lira. 1399 01:22:59,551 --> 01:23:02,635 The euro isn't at 20,000 lira? 1400 01:23:02,888 --> 01:23:06,007 20,000 times 1,000 makes 20 million. 1401 01:23:06,308 --> 01:23:09,890 For you maybe! For us, the euro's at 2,000 lira! 1402 01:23:10,187 --> 01:23:13,887 Don't look at me like that. The exchange rate confused me. 1403 01:23:14,483 --> 01:23:16,890 l was in Australia making pizzas. 1404 01:23:17,277 --> 01:23:20,195 l got mixed up with all those damn zeros. 1405 01:23:20,781 --> 01:23:23,568 Can we work the ace scam with 1,000? 1406 01:23:24,367 --> 01:23:27,155 - A smaller one. - A mini-scam. 1407 01:23:27,954 --> 01:23:29,365 A euro scam. 1408 01:23:29,581 --> 01:23:31,159 Go to hell! 1409 01:23:31,458 --> 01:23:33,783 No way, l just got back from there. 1410 01:23:36,755 --> 01:23:39,210 - Son of a bitch! - Yes? 1411 01:23:39,925 --> 01:23:41,834 - Meatloaf! - Run! 1412 01:23:44,304 --> 01:23:47,056 Which way do l go? 1413 01:23:47,516 --> 01:23:49,010 Where're you going? 1414 01:23:49,476 --> 01:23:51,350 You've dumped me here. 1415 01:23:52,354 --> 01:23:55,639 l can't remember which line gets me home! 1416 01:23:56,108 --> 01:23:57,518 Goddamn conman! 1417 01:23:57,734 --> 01:23:59,109 Young man, l'm.... 1418 01:23:59,444 --> 01:24:03,821 Young man, l'm attorney Magalini. Let go. An official. 1419 01:24:03,990 --> 01:24:07,490 - Tell that to the police. - Watch the scooter! 1420 01:24:07,953 --> 01:24:08,866 Bastard! 1421 01:24:14,501 --> 01:24:16,125 - Hi, Salvatore! - Hi! 1422 01:24:17,337 --> 01:24:19,128 - How's it going? - All set. 1423 01:24:19,464 --> 01:24:21,124 Let me give you a hand. 1424 01:24:24,678 --> 01:24:26,920 400 pounds altogether? 1425 01:24:27,389 --> 01:24:30,425 400 pounds of mussels comes to 800 euros, right? 1426 01:24:30,684 --> 01:24:32,807 Here you go, all rolled up. 1427 01:24:33,270 --> 01:24:36,603 - Thanks. - Thanks. l should think so! 800 euros! 1428 01:24:36,857 --> 01:24:38,399 1.5 million lira. 1429 01:24:39,401 --> 01:24:40,978 Morning, Mr. Diamanti. 1430 01:24:43,822 --> 01:24:44,687 Morning! 1431 01:24:45,824 --> 01:24:47,532 What happened to the bump? 1432 01:24:48,368 --> 01:24:50,824 lt deflated when you took the money. 1433 01:24:51,663 --> 01:24:53,905 l knew l could smell a rat. 1434 01:24:56,209 --> 01:24:57,372 What are you after? 1435 01:24:58,086 --> 01:24:59,746 - A partner. - A partner? 1436 01:25:00,130 --> 01:25:02,537 Aren't you working with those losers? 1437 01:25:02,841 --> 01:25:03,955 l dumped them.. 1438 01:25:04,134 --> 01:25:06,043 ..because l'm sick of losing. 1439 01:25:07,012 --> 01:25:10,796 You realize just how brilliant Mandrake's scam is? 1440 01:25:11,266 --> 01:25:13,935 Yes, but to place a bet.. 1441 01:25:14,311 --> 01:25:16,932 ..they have nothing. You could stake a lot. 1442 01:25:17,397 --> 01:25:19,188 What d'you want in return? 1443 01:25:19,608 --> 01:25:20,639 50%. 1444 01:25:22,360 --> 01:25:23,641 l'll give you 25. 1445 01:25:24,821 --> 01:25:26,529 50% or l spill the beans. 1446 01:25:26,781 --> 01:25:29,818 l'm sick of being a bit player, l want a star part. 1447 01:25:31,453 --> 01:25:32,283 All right. 1448 01:25:34,497 --> 01:25:37,701 Who's to say you're not stringing me along? 1449 01:25:38,293 --> 01:25:41,413 Come with me tonight if you want. 1450 01:25:42,214 --> 01:25:43,838 They're switching the horses. 1451 01:25:44,883 --> 01:25:46,377 How about some mussels? 1452 01:25:52,057 --> 01:25:53,717 Who's that this late? 1453 01:25:57,604 --> 01:26:01,518 Where's Zaira? She ran off. l bet you hide her. 1454 01:26:01,733 --> 01:26:04,022 - She's not here. - Zaira here! 1455 01:26:04,319 --> 01:26:05,861 There's no Zaira here. 1456 01:26:06,029 --> 01:26:09,030 Zaira, where you hide? Where Zaira? 1457 01:26:10,700 --> 01:26:12,942 l tell you, Zaira's not here. 1458 01:26:18,917 --> 01:26:20,956 They've got a fucking nerve. 1459 01:26:21,253 --> 01:26:23,708 - Believe me now? - You bet l do. 1460 01:26:26,383 --> 01:26:30,961 Hello? They're off! Hi, Nino! How can l help? 1461 01:26:31,346 --> 01:26:34,596 What are the odds on Pokemon to win tomorrow? 1462 01:26:36,017 --> 01:26:38,140 Pokemon? Had one too many? 1463 01:26:38,353 --> 01:26:41,223 He's finished last for six races now. 1464 01:26:41,481 --> 01:26:43,723 l know, but l dreamed he won.. 1465 01:26:43,942 --> 01:26:46,433 ..so l'll risk it. What are the odds? 1466 01:26:46,695 --> 01:26:50,942 God knows. There are no odds. Call it twenty to one. 1467 01:26:51,449 --> 01:26:54,023 You're on! l'll stake 25,000 euros. 1468 01:26:55,870 --> 01:26:57,115 25,000 euros? 1469 01:26:57,497 --> 01:26:59,240 Are you kidding me? 1470 01:26:59,624 --> 01:27:01,783 lmagine my dream comes true. 1471 01:27:02,002 --> 01:27:06,663 Okay, but remember l warned you. That horse won't even be placed. 1472 01:27:06,923 --> 01:27:08,631 He may not even finish! 1473 01:27:09,050 --> 01:27:11,090 How do l get you the money? 1474 01:27:11,261 --> 01:27:13,550 Be at the racetrack bar at two. 1475 01:27:14,055 --> 01:27:15,715 Okay, see you there. 1476 01:27:17,767 --> 01:27:20,970 Know how much 25,000 euros is at twenty to one? 1477 01:27:21,187 --> 01:27:22,847 500,000. 1478 01:27:23,064 --> 01:27:26,398 250,000 for me and 250,000 for you. 1479 01:27:27,235 --> 01:27:29,691 No more rent to worry about! 1480 01:27:29,946 --> 01:27:31,571 l'll get my own place. 1481 01:27:31,948 --> 01:27:34,569 Maybe we could get a place together. 1482 01:27:35,035 --> 01:27:36,149 Hey, Musselman,.. 1483 01:27:36,411 --> 01:27:39,032 ..l gave you the tip but keep your hands off. 1484 01:27:39,539 --> 01:27:42,873 Okay, but if you need Dr. Love, give me a call. 1485 01:27:44,252 --> 01:27:45,165 Jesus! 1486 01:27:52,886 --> 01:27:55,756 500 euros on Pokemon to win. 1487 01:27:55,889 --> 01:27:58,095 - l'll bet 38. - That's a high temperature! 1488 01:27:58,600 --> 01:28:00,842 You have horse fever too now? 1489 01:28:01,102 --> 01:28:04,222 l saw our race was on and decided to rejoin the team. 1490 01:28:04,439 --> 01:28:07,606 - With 38 euros? - Maybe l can make some back. 1491 01:28:08,068 --> 01:28:10,985 The prodigal son! The prodigal accountant! 1492 01:28:11,112 --> 01:28:13,782 - Here's yours and here's mine. - Same difference. 1493 01:28:13,907 --> 01:28:16,943 What can 38 euros get you? A straight scotch. 1494 01:28:17,369 --> 01:28:18,993 Can you stake 38 euros? 1495 01:28:19,245 --> 01:28:22,614 You can but you only lose a little, so why bother? 1496 01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:27,165 You losers! All this hassle to make 10,000 euros. 1497 01:28:31,383 --> 01:28:32,758 A coffee, please. 1498 01:28:33,510 --> 01:28:37,210 - Where's the Milan guy? - We agreed to meet here at two. 1499 01:28:37,889 --> 01:28:41,175 lt's five after. The race starts in ten. Call him. 1500 01:28:41,351 --> 01:28:43,889 Calm down. He's a regular guy. 1501 01:28:50,527 --> 01:28:53,444 Hello? Milanese? Hi, it's Nino. 1502 01:28:53,738 --> 01:28:55,612 l'm at the bar. Where are you? 1503 01:28:56,408 --> 01:28:57,273 ln Milan? 1504 01:28:58,118 --> 01:29:00,194 Your mother's in hospital? 1505 01:29:01,454 --> 01:29:05,238 Good job l called. What do we do about my bet? 1506 01:29:07,961 --> 01:29:13,335 Okay, got it. Don't worry. All the best to your mom, okay? 1507 01:29:14,300 --> 01:29:15,925 - Well? - All set. 1508 01:29:16,803 --> 01:29:18,795 His guy's picking up the money. 1509 01:29:20,223 --> 01:29:21,634 - Nino Diamanti? - Yes. 1510 01:29:22,517 --> 01:29:23,797 Milanese sent me. 1511 01:29:24,102 --> 01:29:26,059 l told you, a regular guy. 1512 01:29:27,564 --> 01:29:32,107 - 25,000 on Pokemon to win. - At twenty to one. 1513 01:29:33,653 --> 01:29:36,737 Now let's go and savour Pokemon's triumph. 1514 01:29:39,742 --> 01:29:42,494 The horses are lined up behind the gate. 1515 01:29:46,875 --> 01:29:47,954 They're off! 1516 01:29:48,251 --> 01:29:50,789 Barman Baby is already pulling ahead,.. 1517 01:29:51,004 --> 01:29:53,495 ..ahead of Trovatore and Vanina del Ponte. 1518 01:29:54,132 --> 01:29:56,338 - Go, Pokemon! - Pull ahead! 1519 01:29:56,759 --> 01:30:01,172 Going into the bend, no change but Clarissa's looking good. 1520 01:30:01,806 --> 01:30:05,305 - Pokemon, show us what you've got! - Like that! Go! 1521 01:30:05,935 --> 01:30:07,727 Show them your tail! 1522 01:30:08,229 --> 01:30:09,344 Show who? 1523 01:30:09,731 --> 01:30:13,100 The other horses should see only his tail. 1524 01:30:13,359 --> 01:30:15,317 Show your tail, Pokemon! 1525 01:30:15,904 --> 01:30:19,652 Pokemon, Count De Blasi's horse, is coming up from behind,.. 1526 01:30:20,033 --> 01:30:22,488 ..passing the pack and taking the lead. 1527 01:30:23,161 --> 01:30:26,494 Go! Go! Go! 1528 01:30:26,789 --> 01:30:29,874 At the half-way mark, Pokemon is in the lead. 1529 01:30:30,251 --> 01:30:32,825 He's still first! 1530 01:30:33,546 --> 01:30:34,957 On the final straight,.. 1531 01:30:35,131 --> 01:30:37,752 ..Barman Baby pulls ahead past Pokemon. 1532 01:30:37,967 --> 01:30:40,541 Trovatore and Vanina del Ponte pass him too. 1533 01:30:40,762 --> 01:30:42,339 Pokemon's in trouble. 1534 01:30:42,764 --> 01:30:44,175 He can't keep up. 1535 01:30:44,349 --> 01:30:46,009 Yards from the finish,.. 1536 01:30:46,184 --> 01:30:47,643 ..Pokemon falls back. 1537 01:30:48,019 --> 01:30:49,928 He's fallen back! 1538 01:30:50,230 --> 01:30:53,764 First: Barman Baby, second: Trovatore and third: Vanina del Ponte.. 1539 01:30:53,858 --> 01:30:55,518 ..with Pokemon way behind. 1540 01:30:55,693 --> 01:30:57,520 What the fuck happened? 1541 01:30:57,737 --> 01:30:59,646 l don't know. Let me see. 1542 01:31:03,034 --> 01:31:04,659 l know what happened. 1543 01:31:05,119 --> 01:31:07,824 Pussy and Tech got the horses mixed up. 1544 01:31:10,959 --> 01:31:12,453 Fucking morons! 1545 01:31:13,044 --> 01:31:16,294 Damn it, damn it! l never hit it lucky! 1546 01:31:16,506 --> 01:31:19,957 Why the hell did l trust this featherbrain? 1547 01:31:20,635 --> 01:31:22,544 Featherbrain yourself! 1548 01:31:22,762 --> 01:31:26,178 Don't ever come near me again! Get lost! 1549 01:31:26,349 --> 01:31:27,974 You're no great loss, okay? 1550 01:31:28,643 --> 01:31:30,719 - Stop, come here. - Run, Tech. 1551 01:31:30,937 --> 01:31:32,929 l'll murder you both! 1552 01:31:34,107 --> 01:31:36,146 l want my 38 euros back.. 1553 01:31:36,734 --> 01:31:39,819 ..or l'll hang myself here in front of everyone! 1554 01:31:40,530 --> 01:31:42,487 He lost! 1555 01:31:43,491 --> 01:31:45,697 You can count on Touch and Go. 1556 01:31:46,035 --> 01:31:47,446 - Always last! - Always! 1557 01:31:47,662 --> 01:31:50,117 l don't get it. lt's good he came last? 1558 01:31:50,290 --> 01:31:53,077 lt's excellent. More than good, it's excellent! 1559 01:31:53,334 --> 01:31:54,745 So which horse was it? 1560 01:31:54,919 --> 01:31:55,583 This one? 1561 01:31:55,753 --> 01:31:59,169 Here you go. 24,000 less my 1,000. 1562 01:31:59,382 --> 01:32:01,588 You did a great job. Well done. 1563 01:32:01,843 --> 01:32:03,586 We really won all that? 1564 01:32:03,845 --> 01:32:05,754 Hush up. Okay, Milanese? 1565 01:32:05,930 --> 01:32:09,097 Give me a break, l'm having a manure-like day. 1566 01:32:09,309 --> 01:32:10,719 - What? - A shit day. 1567 01:32:10,852 --> 01:32:13,390 They stole my car with my cell phone inside. 1568 01:32:13,605 --> 01:32:16,973 - Useless janitor. - As if l didn't know. 1569 01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:19,476 l've got his cell phone here. 1570 01:32:19,652 --> 01:32:21,977 ''Hi, Nino? The Musselman?'' 1571 01:32:22,196 --> 01:32:25,815 ''l can't get to Rome, my mom's in hospital in Milan.'' 1572 01:32:26,451 --> 01:32:30,033 Sorry, but you don't joke about an elderly person being ill. 1573 01:32:30,204 --> 01:32:32,577 Take his car back, with the phone. 1574 01:32:32,832 --> 01:32:34,659 He's sorry. l would be too. 1575 01:32:35,668 --> 01:32:36,498 Aurelia... 1576 01:32:37,420 --> 01:32:39,911 Musselman's in a blacker mood than ever. 1577 01:32:41,924 --> 01:32:45,128 You were better than Julia Roberts! 1578 01:32:45,803 --> 01:32:47,926 Believe me, better than her. 1579 01:32:48,097 --> 01:32:51,051 Sorry, but l have a small list of things: 1580 01:32:51,434 --> 01:32:53,676 ..Miccolis kickback, the loan,.. 1581 01:32:53,853 --> 01:32:56,889 ..travel expenses, truck rental, stable rental,.. 1582 01:32:57,148 --> 01:32:59,390 ..fodder, pizzas, coffee.... 1583 01:32:59,609 --> 01:33:02,182 Juice, beer, Coke. What'll it be? Finished now? 1584 01:33:02,362 --> 01:33:04,271 Plus the 38 euros l just lost. 1585 01:33:04,489 --> 01:33:07,110 - You don't get it? - Try explaining for once. 1586 01:33:08,159 --> 01:33:09,784 - The ace scam.... - Huh? 1587 01:33:09,994 --> 01:33:13,197 The ace scam hasn't even started yet. 1588 01:33:13,414 --> 01:33:16,084 l don't want to know. l want out. 1589 01:33:16,292 --> 01:33:19,079 This is the money to set it up. 1590 01:33:21,964 --> 01:33:25,168 Chicatoo.... l'm not good at this. 1591 01:33:39,941 --> 01:33:41,400 - TOUCH AND GO: 20/1 - 1592 01:33:47,532 --> 01:33:49,240 5,000 on Touch and Go! 1593 01:33:50,284 --> 01:33:51,695 5,000 on Touch and Go! 1594 01:33:53,246 --> 01:33:54,823 5,000 on Touch and Go! 1595 01:33:56,916 --> 01:33:58,659 5,000 on Touch and Go! 1596 01:34:00,044 --> 01:34:01,752 5,000 for Touch and Go. 1597 01:34:03,381 --> 01:34:04,661 For him, okay? 1598 01:34:06,592 --> 01:34:09,593 lf this doesn't work, what'll l tell my wife? 1599 01:34:09,846 --> 01:34:12,515 - Stop trying to jinx us! - Anto', calm down. 1600 01:34:12,682 --> 01:34:15,552 Touch and Go can't lose. Because the one running is.... 1601 01:34:15,727 --> 01:34:17,102 - ....Pokemon! - Quiet! 1602 01:34:17,270 --> 01:34:18,847 See, you're learning! 1603 01:34:21,357 --> 01:34:23,065 500 yards to go. 1604 01:34:23,401 --> 01:34:26,568 Scooby Doo leads ahead of Bingo Bongo and Touch and Go. 1605 01:34:27,321 --> 01:34:28,602 Pokemon! 1606 01:34:28,740 --> 01:34:32,523 Shut him up, he'll give the game away. 1607 01:34:32,744 --> 01:34:35,828 - Touch and Go, show them dust! - Go! 1608 01:34:36,330 --> 01:34:39,415 Amazingly, Touch and Go can't be stopped! 1609 01:34:39,625 --> 01:34:42,579 He wins by a full length, like a real champion! 1610 01:34:43,171 --> 01:34:45,709 Guys, we've won 500,000 euros! 1611 01:34:45,882 --> 01:34:48,207 - What's that in lira? - A billion! 1612 01:34:48,426 --> 01:34:51,261 - The hard times are over! - We're billionaires! 1613 01:34:54,557 --> 01:34:58,768 The cup goes to the owner of the winning horse,.. 1614 01:34:58,936 --> 01:35:00,016 ..Touch and Go. 1615 01:35:00,897 --> 01:35:02,474 Mr. Bruno Fioretti. 1616 01:35:12,533 --> 01:35:14,325 Pokemon, what can l say? 1617 01:35:15,661 --> 01:35:17,405 - l'd like.... - Go ahead. 1618 01:35:21,083 --> 01:35:23,409 He won! We've got it all back! 1619 01:35:24,796 --> 01:35:26,076 Congratulations. 1620 01:35:27,173 --> 01:35:28,584 lt's a fine win. 1621 01:35:29,258 --> 01:35:31,002 An unexpected one too. 1622 01:35:32,220 --> 01:35:33,334 But not for me. 1623 01:35:34,347 --> 01:35:36,386 Because the horse that won.. 1624 01:35:36,724 --> 01:35:39,297 ..isn't your... Touch and Went. 1625 01:35:39,602 --> 01:35:40,765 Touch and Go. 1626 01:35:41,646 --> 01:35:43,804 But my champion, Pokemon. 1627 01:35:45,107 --> 01:35:48,441 Count De Blasi, what are you saying? 1628 01:35:49,195 --> 01:35:51,353 This is Mr. Bertolazzi. 1629 01:35:51,656 --> 01:35:53,280 A private investigator. 1630 01:35:53,908 --> 01:35:56,743 l hired him when Pokemon started losing.. 1631 01:35:56,953 --> 01:35:58,910 ..in such an inexplicable way. 1632 01:35:59,413 --> 01:36:02,414 And good old Bertolazzi found out why. 1633 01:36:03,459 --> 01:36:04,538 Why, Bertolazzi? 1634 01:36:06,087 --> 01:36:08,459 This is a tape of your scam. 1635 01:36:08,673 --> 01:36:11,958 Pokemon in the widow's garage, the fake switch... 1636 01:36:12,218 --> 01:36:13,498 l filmed it all. 1637 01:36:13,761 --> 01:36:15,042 Big Brother! 1638 01:36:15,388 --> 01:36:17,464 Exactly. And l'm the winner. 1639 01:36:17,682 --> 01:36:19,721 Now, l'll take back my horse. 1640 01:36:19,934 --> 01:36:23,469 Your winnings will go to the betters you hoodwinked. 1641 01:36:24,105 --> 01:36:26,774 - And this. - No, let me keep it. 1642 01:36:27,066 --> 01:36:30,649 - Shall we call the police? - No police, Count De Blasi. 1643 01:36:32,113 --> 01:36:33,737 Count De Blasi! 1644 01:36:33,948 --> 01:36:36,320 Take it all back but let me keep this. 1645 01:36:36,492 --> 01:36:37,655 Why should l? 1646 01:36:37,910 --> 01:36:38,657 Because.. 1647 01:36:39,328 --> 01:36:41,784 ..you're a gentleman and l'm a loser. 1648 01:36:41,956 --> 01:36:44,957 l've never won anything before. Now l have won,.. 1649 01:36:45,710 --> 01:36:47,370 ..leave me a souvenir. 1650 01:36:48,087 --> 01:36:49,250 You're joking. 1651 01:36:49,589 --> 01:36:52,543 No, Count de Blasi, l never joke. 1652 01:36:52,842 --> 01:36:54,466 l gamble, sir. 1653 01:36:55,177 --> 01:36:59,471 Gambling's serious. You can do it for fun but a real gambler.. 1654 01:36:59,724 --> 01:37:03,591 ..bets, fools himself and invents a happy end that never comes. 1655 01:37:03,811 --> 01:37:05,186 You know that. 1656 01:37:05,563 --> 01:37:08,018 Gamblers like us know that. 1657 01:37:08,983 --> 01:37:11,604 A gambler loses money, face.. 1658 01:37:11,819 --> 01:37:13,527 ..and above all hope. 1659 01:37:14,363 --> 01:37:17,115 l still have a glimmer of hope. 1660 01:37:18,326 --> 01:37:22,370 But if you take this cup, you'll ruin me for good. 1661 01:37:25,166 --> 01:37:26,541 l can't let you. 1662 01:37:39,430 --> 01:37:41,470 Thank you. Thank you. 1663 01:37:46,479 --> 01:37:47,759 He should thank you. 1664 01:37:48,022 --> 01:37:50,347 lf l was him, l'd send you flowers. 1665 01:37:50,775 --> 01:37:52,233 You don't get it. 1666 01:37:52,735 --> 01:37:54,644 Bruno won his Oscar today. 1667 01:37:55,738 --> 01:37:57,113 Okay, Mr. Oscar Winner,.. 1668 01:37:57,281 --> 01:38:00,152 ..how do we get back to Rome without money for the train? 1669 01:38:05,706 --> 01:38:07,200 Would you believe it? 1670 01:38:07,333 --> 01:38:11,247 All she does is show her ass on TV and now they write about her! 1671 01:38:11,462 --> 01:38:13,585 The world's ass-crazy. 1672 01:38:13,798 --> 01:38:14,663 Holy cow! 1673 01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:19,251 Listen to this. Guess who's running at Tor di Valle. 1674 01:38:19,887 --> 01:38:20,883 Granatiere! 1675 01:38:21,180 --> 01:38:23,137 Son of Lucrezia Borgia and Fante. 1676 01:38:23,349 --> 01:38:24,808 And grandson of.... 1677 01:38:25,101 --> 01:38:27,058 - ....Soldatino! - Exactly! 1678 01:38:28,062 --> 01:38:31,016 - Why're you here? - Same reason as you. 1679 01:38:31,691 --> 01:38:33,185 l turned back. 1680 01:38:33,567 --> 01:38:37,019 l was onto a good horse ridden by some useless shit. 1681 01:38:37,405 --> 01:38:39,646 You're more broke than before. 1682 01:38:39,824 --> 01:38:42,065 l had to sell my Maori beads! 1683 01:38:42,702 --> 01:38:43,816 Who's Soldatino? 1684 01:38:43,995 --> 01:38:45,904 Soldatino, King and D'Artagnan. 1685 01:38:46,122 --> 01:38:49,206 The best triple ever in the history of racing. 1686 01:38:49,375 --> 01:38:51,664 Since man invented the horse. 1687 01:38:51,752 --> 01:38:56,461 ln my pizzeria in Sydney, l made a three-flavour pizza: 1688 01:38:56,716 --> 01:39:00,583 ..mozzarella, breaded olives and fried zucchini. 1689 01:39:02,179 --> 01:39:04,670 lt still brings a tear to my eye. 1690 01:39:04,890 --> 01:39:06,301 And l'm even more touched.. 1691 01:39:06,517 --> 01:39:09,138 ..to think we don't have a lira to bet on him. 1692 01:39:10,312 --> 01:39:11,261 Too bad. 1693 01:39:13,190 --> 01:39:14,104 All right. 1694 01:39:14,734 --> 01:39:17,984 l'll advance you the bet on Soldatino's grandson. 1695 01:39:18,237 --> 01:39:20,028 - No. - Yes. - No. 1696 01:39:20,364 --> 01:39:21,823 She means it. 1697 01:39:22,116 --> 01:39:26,659 l've hocked this watch before. You can get 300 euros for it. 1698 01:39:28,372 --> 01:39:29,748 Are you sure? 1699 01:39:30,416 --> 01:39:32,705 Looks like l've caught horse fever too. 1700 01:39:33,586 --> 01:39:37,037 Who is this woman? My darling Aurelia. 1701 01:39:37,506 --> 01:39:39,000 You're one of us. 1702 01:39:41,010 --> 01:39:43,299 Move it! The ticket inspector! 1703 01:39:43,471 --> 01:39:45,262 - Where do we go? - Move! 1704 01:39:45,431 --> 01:39:47,258 This old scam still works. 1705 01:39:47,433 --> 01:39:49,675 We get off and go to the end of the train. 1706 01:39:49,894 --> 01:39:51,886 l'm wearing heels! 1707 01:39:52,146 --> 01:39:55,063 Take it easy. Why do we always have to rush? 1708 01:39:56,567 --> 01:39:58,109 Your ticket, please. 1709 01:39:58,944 --> 01:40:00,771 Sir... 1710 01:40:01,322 --> 01:40:02,484 Your ticket. 1711 01:40:06,869 --> 01:40:08,743 This is a betting slip. 1712 01:40:09,288 --> 01:40:10,237 Did l win? 1713 01:40:10,456 --> 01:40:12,532 Your train ticket, please. 1714 01:40:15,336 --> 01:40:17,044 Ask Mandrake for it. 1715 01:40:17,296 --> 01:40:20,048 Why not Batman? Let's see your ticket. 1716 01:40:20,257 --> 01:40:22,713 l don't have a ticket or any money. 1717 01:40:22,968 --> 01:40:25,376 ln that case, l'll have to book you. 1718 01:40:26,055 --> 01:40:27,253 You have to? 1719 01:40:27,473 --> 01:40:28,884 - l do. - Jesus Christ... 1720 01:40:29,100 --> 01:40:31,388 - What? - Go ahead, book me. 1721 01:40:31,644 --> 01:40:33,636 - Name? - Antonio Faiella. 1722 01:40:34,105 --> 01:40:37,308 - What? - Antonio Faiella, from Naples. 1723 01:40:37,566 --> 01:40:41,730 - Address? - l may not even have one anymore. 1724 01:40:48,119 --> 01:40:51,737 The train for Rome is now arriving on track 2. 1725 01:41:00,089 --> 01:41:02,046 Quick, before it leaves! 1726 01:41:02,216 --> 01:41:05,252 - How many stations to Rome? - Eleven or twelve. 1727 01:41:05,469 --> 01:41:07,794 This scam of yours is hell! 1728 01:41:08,013 --> 01:41:10,053 Keep your breath for the Orte stop. 1729 01:41:10,182 --> 01:41:11,676 Pussy! Move it! 1730 01:41:12,017 --> 01:41:13,346 Wait a second! 1731 01:41:13,602 --> 01:41:15,144 l'm taking my time! 1732 01:41:15,396 --> 01:41:17,721 lf l start running, instead of Pussy.. 1733 01:41:17,982 --> 01:41:19,262 ..l'll be Bugs Bunny. 1734 01:41:19,483 --> 01:41:23,528 Son of Teodorico and Brigitte Bardot. l bet on him once. 1735 01:41:23,779 --> 01:41:24,942 Did you win? 1736 01:41:25,030 --> 01:41:27,866 Would he be here if he had? Obstacle ahead! 1737 01:41:28,159 --> 01:41:32,322 - Case and plastic bag! - We make better horses than men! 1738 01:41:33,164 --> 01:41:37,113 This one loses, the ace wins. Find the ace. 1739 01:41:37,334 --> 01:41:38,829 lt's not here. 1740 01:41:39,128 --> 01:41:43,873 Just find the ace to win. This one loses. Another win. 1741 01:41:44,800 --> 01:41:46,709 Find the ace to win. 1742 01:41:46,927 --> 01:41:48,836 lt's not here. Game over. 1743 01:41:49,096 --> 01:41:50,590 Nothing here. Ace wins. 1744 01:41:50,806 --> 01:41:53,178 One more time. lt's not here. 1745 01:41:53,392 --> 01:41:54,934 Find the ace to win. 1746 01:41:55,186 --> 01:41:57,723 You lose. Wrong, this one wins. 1747 01:41:57,813 --> 01:42:01,099 Just find the ace. lt's not here. 1748 01:42:01,525 --> 01:42:02,474 Where is it? 1749 01:42:02,735 --> 01:42:03,648 There! 1750 01:42:03,861 --> 01:42:04,892 No, here! 121747