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Previously on Young
Sheldon... Oh, dear.
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You having a hard time adjusting to high
school?
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I'm having a hard time adjusting to Earth.
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Hey, doofus!
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Who's going to church with me tomorrow?
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I'll go with you, Mom.
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You don't believe in God?
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No, but I believe in Mom.
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Look at my face.
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Tell me what you see.
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That you're old.
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I said don't lay down!
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I have a tough time making friends,
too.
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Good luck on your quest to find a friend.
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If it's funny, it's a bozinga.
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What a charming young man.
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Cooke.
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You tell my granddaughter she can't play
baseball?
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Meemaw got a date with the coach.
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Why Sheldon Cooper should go to college?
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Cheese.
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You be Spock, I'll be Kirk.
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Aye, Captain.
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Greetings, Mother.
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Are you running a gambling room in the
back of the laundromat?
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No.
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Please stop running.
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I love you.
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Sorry, that was a little hard.
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I'm Georgie.
- Mandy.
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I'm pregnant.
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She's here.
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Dad, I need to get out of the car.
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Connie, I'm so sorry.
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I'm going to MIT.
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Caltech?
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Caltech!
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It had been 27 days since
my father's funeral, and
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everyone was still
understandably out of sorts.
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Finish up, we gotta get to church.
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We already went Wednesday and Thursday.
Isn't that enough?
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Jesus died for you.
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He didn't ask if that was enough.
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Please let us come love with you.
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Just give her some time.
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She'll settle down.
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Do we really have to go?
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Yes, you really have to go.
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Even as a child, I was always doing things
to make other people happy.
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Doing things to make other people happy?
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Don't read over my shoulder.
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Well, are you writing your memoir or a
fantasy novel?
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For your information, the word memoir comes
from memory, and these memories are mine.
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And since when do you go out of your way
to make other people happy?
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How about once a year on your birthday?
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Other than that, when?
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All the time.
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Sheldon, while I was giving birth,
you zoomed into a seminar.
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You were taking
forever to dilate, and I'd
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already made my
contribution to the project.
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Which, need I remind you, was on your
birthday.
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I would love to dissect your brain to see
which part is missing.
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Or you'll find an all-new
structure no one's
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ever seen before, an
evolutionary leap forward.
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Don't push me.
I have a bone to saw.
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All these years and the passion is still
there.
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Let me remind you that Emmanuel means God
with us.
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And I promise you, he is.
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Now let's all bow our heads in silent
prayer.
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Dr. Sturges and Dr. Linkletter gave it to
me as a graduation gift.
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Why is it here?
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It's a laptop.
This is where my lap is.
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Does it have games on it?
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Solid Herod Minesweeper.
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Let me try.
- No.
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Put it away.
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Coopers?
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Is there an issue?
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No, no.
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Keep praying.
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We'll catch up.
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Sheldon, what you got there?
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An IBM ThinkPad.
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Does that seem appropriate for church?
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It's a miracle of technology.
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Luddites, this is a portable computer.
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50 megahertz of processing power,
4 megabytes of RAM.
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Behold in worship!
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What a mischievous imp I was.
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We should start getting ready.
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Oh, hold on.
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You want to see something neat?
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Is it you starting to get ready for your
son's hockey game?
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Because that would be neat.
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Oh, I'm not going to that.
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But check this out.
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My first laptop from 1994.
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Terrific.
What do you mean you're not going?
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Children on skates hitting a rubber puck
with a stick.
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Why would I want to see that?
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Because Leonard is your son and he is one
of those children?
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This is why I wanted to wait until cloning
was possible.
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Because the old fashioned way got us a
hockey player.
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Get dressed.
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But I'm busy.
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I'm writing about my last few days in
Texas before going to Caltech.
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It's very emotional.
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I can see that.
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Hit the showers.
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I'm right in the middle.
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Mom's going off the rails.
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I'm holding the whole family together.
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This is riveting stuff.
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Well, I am leaving in an hour and you are
coming with me.
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Stop it.
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You are not sick.
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You're not that kind of doctor.
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You don't know.
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Is this what you do when I'm not here?
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You could have walked in on a lot worse.
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Hey, how's it going over there?
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Well, about as good as you could hope.
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Just worried about Mary.
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Is she hitting the bottle?
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Hitting the Bible.
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Hard.
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Well, that's not that bad.
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Well, she's pushing away her children just
when they need her the most.
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Other than being there for them,
what else can you do?
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I don't know.
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You know, when I was young, I was lost and
mad at the world.
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Picking up a guitar kept me from going
down a bad road.
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So what are you saying?
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Missy and Sheldon should form a band?
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Work for the carpenters.
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Put some pants on.
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I got no pants.
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On my leg.
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Why is there still a placemat there?
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At your father's seat.
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But he's not here.
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He's here in spirit?
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No, he's not.
- Shut up, Sheldon.
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Chicken's good, Mary.
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Thank the Colonel.
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I wasn't up to cooking.
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Eleven secret herbs and spices.
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It's a delicious mystery.
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Mandy, did you change the topic to fried
chicken because my topic was awkward?
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I did.
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And is it awkward that I'm bringing it up
again?
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It's getting there.
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It's not a magic chair.
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Anyone can sit there.
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And even if spirits existed, which they
don't, they can't call dibs on furniture.
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If I sit in it, will you please stop
talking about it?
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I suppose so.
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Fine.
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No.
Don't do it.
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There's something I have been thinking about
that I would like you kids to consider.
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I want you both to get baptized.
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This is some good chicken.
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See how I changed the subject when Mom
made it awkward?
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No.
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I am serious.
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This is important.
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It is about saving your souls.
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I'm not doing it.
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Me neither.
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It ain't no big deal.
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I did it.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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He kissed a girl on the tub and she
punched him in the face.
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Really?
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I'm gonna say pepper's one of the secret
spices.
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That leaves ten.
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Okay.
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Enough changing the subject.
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You two are getting baptized and that is
the end of the discussion.
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You can't make us.
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End of discussion.
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So tell me about this girl you kissed.
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Can we please talk about something else?
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Fine.
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Her name was Veronica Duncan and he was
madly in love with her for years.
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End of discussion.
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She can't look like you.
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Except taller and younger.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey.
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What you watching?
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Nothing.
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Where's your mom?
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I don't know.
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Probably church.
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Again?
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Yeah. I guess she's been a little extra...
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Nutty.
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Religious?
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She dragged me to church three times this
week.
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You know who goes to church on Thursdays?
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Who?
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Losers.
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Sorry.
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Hey, why don't we get out of here and do
something?
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Like what?
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I don't know.
Something fun.
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Can we go to a bar?
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No!
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Tattoo parlor?
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No.
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Do you even know what fun is anymore?
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No.
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You okay?
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I'm fine.
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Just talking with God.
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Did he say something to upset you?
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Because I gave him what for.
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Georgie, that is disrespectful.
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Sorry.
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Just trying to cheer you up.
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If you really want to
cheer me up, help convince
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your brother and
sister to get baptized.
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I already told him I did it.
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You treat it like it was a joke.
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Everyone in this family is treating it
like it's a joke and it's not!
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Okay.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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Meemaw, it's Georgie.
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I'm worried about Mom.
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Look, I just want to say I'm really sorry
for what you're going through.
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People keep saying they're sorry.
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It's so stupid.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Georgie, I just want you to know that I'm
here for you if you need anything.
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I mean, after all, we are sisters in law.
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Anything?
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Like a dad who's not dead and a mom who's
not crazy?
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Okay, now, crazy moms.
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That one I know.
Actually, I have the Girl Scout badge.
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I can't talk to her about anything.
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It's all about Jesus and God.
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And now she wants me to get baptized.
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Well, come on. I mean, she's
going through a tough time, too.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay, that's the last one.
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All right, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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What you doing?
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Packing my things for California.
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You're taking your toy trains?
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They're not toys.
They're historically accurate facsimiles.
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They go woo-woo when you press the button,
right?
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They're not joyless facsimiles.
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Okay.
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Well, I'll see you later.
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Where are you going?
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To the cemetery to visit your dad.
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Don't suppose you want to join me?
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He's not there.
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I know he's not there.
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He's in heaven.
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Because he got baptized.
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Hmm.
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Kudos on the rhetorical ambush.
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Although if he's in heaven, why are you
going to the cemetery?
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Oh, gotcha.
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00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:37,720
Sheldon, if you don't believe in baptism,
what's the harm?
271
00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:38,960
The harm?
272
00:11:38,961 --> 00:11:41,740
You're asking me to get in a big tub of
unclorinated human filth.
273
00:11:41,765 --> 00:11:43,015
Peg cleans it.
274
00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,040
Does she?
275
00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,760
Peg says she cleans it.
276
00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:49,880
And if that is what is stopping you,
I will personally scrub it out.
277
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,600
Mother, I can't be a hypocrite.
278
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,660
This ritual is just superstitious nonsense
to make you feel better.
279
00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:59,960
And you taking all your things to colleges
and just to make you feel better?
280
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,180
You are on your game today.
281
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,040
Does that mean you'll get baptized?
282
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,760
I gazed lovingly at her.
283
00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:11,300
I thought about how much she had been
through and how much this would mean to her.
284
00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:14,960
And then I said, not a chance,
lady.
285
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,100
Pull it, sir.
286
00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,200
I thought you were taking a shower.
287
00:12:21,201 --> 00:12:24,460
I thought I was, too, but the muse had
other plans.
288
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,160
What are you wearing?
289
00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:27,480
It's a hockey jersey.
290
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:28,720
Here, I got you one.
291
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,900
I'm not wearing this silly thing.
292
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:34,260
When I first met you, you bought all of
your shirts from a comic book store.
293
00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:37,920
And I'd still be wearing them if they
hadn't mysteriously disappeared.
294
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:44,300
Sheldon, I know you're not a fan of
sports, but it would mean so much to
295
00:12:44,301 --> 00:12:46,840
Leonard to have his father in the stands
supporting him.
296
00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:50,820
He knows I love him, despite his foolish
and embarrassing hobby.
297
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,440
Sheldon, it is not a hobby.
298
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,520
The end of discussion.
299
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,440
Do not tell... And...
300
00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,540
March your cute behind upstairs and get in
that shower.
301
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,760
Fine.
302
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,460
But that doesn't mean I'm going.
303
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,280
It means I value good hygiene.
304
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,720
Hey, funny meeting you here.
305
00:13:16,721 --> 00:13:19,160
Brought George a Lone Star.
306
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,700
That's nice, but they don't drink in
heaven.
307
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,300
Oh.
308
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,680
Then let's not let that go to waste.
309
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:27,840
How'd you know I was here?
310
00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:29,055
Sheldon.
311
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,180
Oh, yeah.
312
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,400
I'm worried about him.
313
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,240
He's worried about you.
314
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,560
I'm worried about you.
315
00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:37,980
Me?
316
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:39,140
I'm doing fine.
317
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,140
Jesus is helping me through.
318
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:42,900
I don't question that.
319
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:50,360
But I do question why you're not spending
more time with your son who's leaving in a
320
00:13:50,361 --> 00:13:54,480
few days and your daughter who may be
leaving as we speak.
321
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,935
She's doing okay.
- She's not.
322
00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,000
You just don't know that because you're
spending all your time praying.
323
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,060
I'm praying for them.
324
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:06,420
Mary, they don't need your prayers.
325
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,880
They need their mother.
326
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,880
And I need to know that their souls are
saved.
327
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,500
Oh, I should have brought more beer.
328
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,340
I know that I'm not winning
any popularity contest, but I'm
329
00:14:19,341 --> 00:14:22,300
gonna do whatever it takes to
make sure that my kids are safe.
330
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,180
In this life and the next.
331
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,040
Damn.
332
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,660
I really thought I was gonna bring you
around.
333
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,280
I'm on my game today.
334
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,640
Sheldon said so.
335
00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:43,150
It's so empty.
336
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,824
I know you're eager to
turn it into a ballet studio or
337
00:14:47,825 --> 00:14:50,410
a gossip parlor or whatever
it is girls your age enjoy.
338
00:14:51,204 --> 00:14:53,350
Everything is just so different lately.
339
00:14:54,139 --> 00:14:55,510
Change is terrible.
340
00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:57,851
I've been saying it since I no longer fit
in my hot chair.
341
00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:01,046
We spent a lot of time together in this
room, huh?
342
00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:03,461
We did.
343
00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:07,851
Oh, good.
You're both here.
344
00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:10,170
Sit down.
345
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,310
Why?
346
00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:12,390
Yeah, why?
347
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:13,870
Sit.
348
00:15:16,430 --> 00:15:19,290
Listen, I talked to your mom about this
baptism thing.
349
00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:20,390
You got us out of it?
350
00:15:20,415 --> 00:15:21,205
No.
351
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:22,230
You need to do it.
352
00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:24,410
But it's against my well-established
atheism.
353
00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:25,750
It's not about you.
354
00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:28,010
Your mom needs this.
355
00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:29,350
You can't make me.
356
00:15:29,610 --> 00:15:31,310
You're right.
I can't.
357
00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:37,490
But I'm watching my daughter fall apart
right now.
358
00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:43,170
I'm just asking for 20 minutes of your
time.
359
00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:47,770
Please.
360
00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:49,965
Fine.
361
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,123
Okay.
362
00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:54,176
Thank you.
363
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,240
It's weird when they cry.
364
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,160
I do not care for it.
365
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:10,610
Okay, this is where you can get changed
into your bathing suits and robes.
366
00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:12,390
Boys there, girls there.
367
00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:13,830
Let's just get this over with.
368
00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:17,590
I want to say again how sorry I am for
your loss.
369
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:19,470
I know your dad is real proud of you.
370
00:16:19,471 --> 00:16:20,570
Our dad's gone.
371
00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:23,170
Screw this.
372
00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:25,130
You see?
373
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:26,430
You said you'd do it.
374
00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:27,870
Yeah, well I changed my mind.
375
00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:29,430
I'm going home.
376
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,240
I'll give you a minute.
377
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:45,220
Are you gonna go too?
378
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,560
I know you don't believe.
379
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,760
I don't, but I believe in you.
380
00:16:57,390 --> 00:16:58,670
Thank you.
381
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:04,150
Okay, now our next baptism is for Sheldon
Lee Cooper.
382
00:17:04,530 --> 00:17:06,730
Our soon to be brother in Christ.
383
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:10,590
And personally, this is a big get for me.
384
00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:13,430
Sheldon, we're ready for you.
385
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,280
Yes, he's here.
386
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,320
Oh my.
387
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:53,380
What are you doing?
388
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:55,980
You never told me you were baptized.
389
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,615
Yes.
390
00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,960
And I got a pretty nasty ear infection
from my troubles.
391
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,760
And you went through with it just to
please your mother.
392
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:08,840
Well, she may not have understood me or
the things I cared about.
393
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,300
But she did everything she could for me.
394
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,400
My dad did too.
395
00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,440
That must have been great.
396
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:23,760
Having parents who supported you despite
all your differences.
397
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,200
Oh, yes.
398
00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:30,020
Looking back, that was that was the
ultimate gift.
399
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:33,540
Hey, smartest man in the world.
400
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,380
I brought you to the water.
401
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,700
Take a freaking sip.
402
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:39,960
You're drawing a parallel.
403
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,400
Yes.
404
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,040
I'm not wearing the jersey.
405
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:47,360
Okay, but it is cold there.
406
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,020
Fine, I'll wear it.
407
00:18:49,021 --> 00:18:51,940
And by the way, your daughter wants to
take acting classes.
408
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,520
I told you we never should have let Penny
babysit.
409
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:02,040
Eventually, my mom sold the house.
410
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,780
My dad's chair was gone.
411
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,880
My spot was gone.
412
00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:20,750
Where we ate together.
413
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:28,170
But I can still remember it exactly the
way it was the day I left for Caltech.
414
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:32,870
What are you doing?
415
00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:35,710
Taking it all in one last time.
416
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:37,530
So I remember it when I'm older.
417
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:40,510
You gonna remember me?
418
00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:43,730
I have an I have no choice.
419
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:46,830
Ha.
420
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,200
You lost?
421
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,800
No.
422
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,346
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be.
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