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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Oh, dear.
You having a hard time
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adjusting to high school?
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I'm having a hard time
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adjusting to Earth.
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Hey, doofus.
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(clucks)
(screams)
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Who's going to church
with me tomorrow?
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I'll go with you, Mom.
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You don't believe in God.
SHELDON: Nope,
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but I believe in Mom.
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Look at my face.
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Tell me what you see.
That you're old.
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I said put me down!
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I have a tough time
making friends, too.
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Well, good luck on your quest
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to find a friend.
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(whispers):
Tell me where it hurts.
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"If it's funny, it's a Bazinga."
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What a charming young man.
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Kook.
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(grunting)
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(screams)
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Did you tell my granddaughter
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she can't play baseball?
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Meemaw got a date
with the coach.
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Why Sheldon Cooper
should go to college.
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Cheese.
(camera shutter clicks)
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You be Spock. I'll be Kirk.
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Aye, Captain.
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Greetings, Mother.
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Are you running a gambling room
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in the back of the Laundromat?
No.
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(siren chirps)
OFFICER: Please stop running.
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I love you.
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Sorry. That was a little hard.
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I'm Georgie.
Mandy.
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I'm pregnant.
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She's here.
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Dad, we need to get out
of the car.
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Connie, I'm so sorry.
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I'm going to MIT.
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Caltech?
Caltech.
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ADULT SHELDON:
It had been 27 days
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since my father's funeral,
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and everyone was still
understandably out of sorts.
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Finish up, we got
to get to church.
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We already went
Wednesday and Thursday.
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Isn't that enough?
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Jesus died for you.
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He didn't ask
if that was enough.
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Please let us
come live with you.
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Just give her some time.
She'll settle down.
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Do we really have to go?
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Yes, you really have to go.
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Ugh.
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ADULT SHELDON: Even as a child,
I was always doing things
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to make other people happy.
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AMY: Doing things to make
other people happy?
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You've got to be kidding me.
(stammers)
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Don't read over my shoulder.
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Well, are you writing your
memoir or a fantasy novel?
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For your information, the word
"memoir" comes from "memory,"
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and these memories are mine.
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And since when do you
go out of your way
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to make other people happy?
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How about once a year
on your birthday?
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Other than that, when?
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All the time.
Sheldon,
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while I was giving birth,
you Zoomed in to a seminar.
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You were taking forever
to dilate,
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and I had already made
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my contribution to the project.
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Which, need I remind you,
was on your birthday.
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I would love
to dissect your brain
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to see which part is missing.
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Or you'll find
an all-new structure
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no one's ever seen before,
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an evolutionary leap forward.
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Don't push me,
I have a bone saw.
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All these years,
and the passion is still there.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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JEFF:
Let me remind you that
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Emmanuel means
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"God with us,"
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and I promise you,
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he is.
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Now, let's all bow our heads
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in silent prayer.
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What is that?
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It's my new laptop.
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Dr. Sturgis and
Dr. Linkletter
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gave it to me as
a graduation gift.
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(laptop beeps)
Why is it here?
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It's a laptop. This
is where my lap is.
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Does it have games on it?
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Solitaire and Minesweeper.
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Let me try.
No.
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Put it away.
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Uh, Coopers?
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Is there an issue?
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No, no. Keep praying.
We'll, uh, catch up.
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Sheldon, what you got there?
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An IBM ThinkPad.
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Does that seem appropriate
for church?
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It's a miracle of technology.
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Luddites, this is
a portable computer.
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50 megahertz
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of processing power,
four megabytes of RAM.
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Behold and worship.
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ADULT SHELDON:
What a mischievous imp I was.
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AMY:
We should start getting ready.
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Oh, hold on.
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Want to see something neat?
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Is it you starting to get ready
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for your son's hockey game?
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Because that would be neat.
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Oh, I'm not going to that.
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But check this out.
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My first laptop from 1994.
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Terrific. What do you mean
you're not going?
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Children on skates hitting
a rubber puck with a stick.
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Why would I want to see that?
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Because Leonard is your son,
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and he is one of those children.
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This is why I wanted to wait
until cloning was possible.
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Because the old-fashioned way
got us a hockey player.
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Get dressed.
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But I'm busy.
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I'm writing about my
last few days in Texas
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before going to Caltech.
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It's very emotional.
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I can see that.
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Hit the showers.
(stammers)
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I'm right in the middle.
Mom's going off the rails,
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I'm holding the whole
family together.
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This is riveting stuff.
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Well, I am leaving in an hour
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and you are coming with me.
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(coughs)
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Stop it.
You are not sick.
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You're not that kind of doctor.
You don't know.
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(door closes)
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Is this what you do
when I'm not here?
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You could've walked in
on a lot worse.
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Hey, how's it going over there?
Well, about as good
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as you could hope.
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Just worried about Mary.
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Is she hitting the bottle?
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Hitting the Bible, hard.
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Well, that's not that bad.
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Well, she's pushing away
her children
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just when they need her
the most.
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Other than being there for them,
what else can you do?
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I don't know.
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Hey, you know, when I was young
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and lost and mad at the world,
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picking up a guitar kept me
from going down a bad road.
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So, what're you saying?
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Missy and Sheldon
should form a band?
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Worked for the Carpenters.
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Put some pants on.
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♪ I got no pants ♪
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♪ On my legs. ♪
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Why is there still
a placemat there?
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That's your father's seat.
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But he's not here.
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He's here in spirit.
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No, he's not.
Shut up, Sheldon.
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Chicken's good, Mary.
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Thank the Colonel.
I wasn't up to cooking.
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11 secret herbs and spices.
It's a delicious mystery.
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Mandy, did you change the topic
to fried chicken
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because my topic was awkward?
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I did.
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And is it awkward
that I'm bringing it up again?
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It's getting there.
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It's not a magic chair,
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anyone can sit there,
and even if
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spirits existed,
which they don't,
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they can't call dibs
on furniture.
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If I sit in it, will you please
stop talking about it?
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I suppose so.
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Fine.
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No. Don't do it.
Stop!
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(sighs) Thank you.
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(sighs)
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There's something
I have been thinking about
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that I would like
you kids to consider.
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I want you both to get baptized.
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(clears throat)
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This is some good chicken.
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See how I changed the subject
when Mom made it awkward?
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No, I am serious.
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This is important.
It is about saving your souls.
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I'm not doing it.
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Me neither.
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It ain't no big deal.
I did it.
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Really?
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Yeah, he kissed a girl
in the tub,
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and she punched him in the face.
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Really?
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I'm gonna say pepper's
one of the secret spices.
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That leaves ten.
MARY: Okay,
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enough changing the subject.
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You two are getting baptized,
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and that is the end
of the discussion.
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You can't make us.
End of discussion.
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So, tell me about
this girl you kissed.
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Can we please talk
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about something else?
Fine.
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Her name was Veronica Duncan,
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and he was madly in love
with her for years.
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End of discussion.
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She kind of looked like you.
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Except taller and younger.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey.
What you watching?
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Nothing.
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Where's your mom?
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I don't know.
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Probably church, again.
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Yeah, I guess she's been
a little extra...
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Nutty?
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Religious.
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She dragged me to church
three times this week.
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You know who goes
to church on Thursdays?
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Who?
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Losers.
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Sorry.
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Hey, uh, why don't we get out
of here and do something?
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Like what?
I don't know,
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something fun.
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Can we go to a bar?
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No.
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Tattoo parlor?
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No.
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Do you even know
what fun is anymore?
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No.
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(crying)
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You okay?
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(sniffles)
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I'm fine. Just talking with God.
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He say something to upset you?
'Cause I'll give him what for.
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Georgie, that is disrespectful.
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Sorry. Just trying
to cheer you up.
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If you really want
to cheer me up,
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help convince your brother
and sister to get baptized.
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I already told them I did it.
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You treated it
like it was a joke.
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Everyone in this family
is treating it like it's a joke
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and it's not.
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Okay.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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Meemaw, it's Georgie.
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I'm worried about Mom.
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Look, I just want to say
I'm-I'm really sorry
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for what you're going through.
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People keep saying
they're sorry.
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It's so stupid.
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Okay. I'm sorry.
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Sorry.
267
00:09:50,461 --> 00:09:52,730
I just want you to know
that I'm here for you
268
00:09:52,763 --> 00:09:54,130
if you need anything.
269
00:09:54,164 --> 00:09:56,868
I mean, after all,
we are sisters... in-law.
270
00:09:56,902 --> 00:09:58,269
Anything?
271
00:09:58,302 --> 00:10:00,504
Like a dad who's not dead
and a mom who's not crazy?
272
00:10:00,538 --> 00:10:03,206
Okay, now, crazy moms,
that one I know.
273
00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,475
I actually have
the Girl Scout badge. (laughs)
274
00:10:05,509 --> 00:10:06,409
(scoffs)
275
00:10:06,443 --> 00:10:08,879
I can't talk to her
about anything.
276
00:10:08,913 --> 00:10:10,313
It's all about Jesus and God,
277
00:10:10,347 --> 00:10:12,350
and now, she wants me
to get baptized.
278
00:10:12,383 --> 00:10:15,318
Come on, I mean, she's going
through a tough time, too.
279
00:10:15,352 --> 00:10:16,754
Sorry.
280
00:10:16,787 --> 00:10:20,591
Okay, that's the last one,
all right? I'm sorry. Sorry.
281
00:10:48,119 --> 00:10:50,321
♪ ♪
282
00:10:58,629 --> 00:10:59,864
(clears throat)
283
00:10:59,897 --> 00:11:01,033
Hey, what ya doing?
284
00:11:01,065 --> 00:11:02,866
Packing my things
for California.
285
00:11:02,899 --> 00:11:04,668
You're taking your toy trains?
286
00:11:04,701 --> 00:11:06,004
They're not toys.
287
00:11:06,038 --> 00:11:07,080
They're historically
accurate facsimiles.
288
00:11:07,104 --> 00:11:08,839
They go "woo woo"
289
00:11:08,873 --> 00:11:10,341
when you press
the button, right?
290
00:11:10,374 --> 00:11:12,876
They're not joyless facsimiles.
291
00:11:12,910 --> 00:11:14,845
Okay, well,
292
00:11:14,879 --> 00:11:16,547
I'll see ya later.
293
00:11:16,581 --> 00:11:17,815
Where are you going?
294
00:11:17,847 --> 00:11:20,250
To the cemetery
to visit your dad.
295
00:11:20,283 --> 00:11:22,552
I don't suppose
you want to join me?
296
00:11:22,586 --> 00:11:23,653
He's not there.
297
00:11:23,687 --> 00:11:25,889
I know he's not there,
he's in heaven.
298
00:11:25,923 --> 00:11:27,658
Because he got baptized.
299
00:11:27,692 --> 00:11:29,293
Hmm.
300
00:11:29,326 --> 00:11:30,995
Kudos on the rhetorical ambush.
301
00:11:31,028 --> 00:11:33,440
Although, if he's in heaven, why
are you going to the cemetery?
302
00:11:33,463 --> 00:11:34,498
Ha, gotcha.
303
00:11:34,532 --> 00:11:36,834
Sheldon,
if you don't believe in baptism,
304
00:11:36,866 --> 00:11:38,269
what's the harm?
305
00:11:38,302 --> 00:11:40,303
The harm? You're asking me
to get in a big tub
306
00:11:40,337 --> 00:11:42,073
of un-chlorinated human filth.
307
00:11:42,105 --> 00:11:43,975
Peg cleans it.
Does she?
308
00:11:44,009 --> 00:11:45,643
Peg says she cleans it.
309
00:11:45,676 --> 00:11:48,111
And if that is
what is stopping you,
310
00:11:48,144 --> 00:11:50,181
I will personally scrub it out.
311
00:11:50,213 --> 00:11:51,849
Mother, I can't be a hypocrite.
312
00:11:51,881 --> 00:11:53,451
This ritual is just
313
00:11:53,484 --> 00:11:55,686
superstitious nonsense
to make you feel better.
314
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,322
And you taking
all your things to college
315
00:11:58,355 --> 00:12:00,323
isn't just
to make you feel better?
316
00:12:00,357 --> 00:12:02,961
(scoffs)
You're on your game today.
317
00:12:02,995 --> 00:12:05,395
That mean you'll get baptized?
318
00:12:05,428 --> 00:12:06,840
ADULT SHELDON:
I gazed lovingly at her.
319
00:12:06,864 --> 00:12:09,033
I thought about
how much she had been through
320
00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:11,668
and how much
this would mean to her
321
00:12:11,701 --> 00:12:13,870
and then I said...
322
00:12:13,904 --> 00:12:15,907
"Not a chance, lady."
323
00:12:17,807 --> 00:12:19,476
Pulitzer.
324
00:12:19,509 --> 00:12:21,312
I thought you were
taking a shower.
325
00:12:21,345 --> 00:12:24,615
I thought I was, too, but
the muse had other plans.
326
00:12:24,649 --> 00:12:26,350
What are you wearing?
327
00:12:26,384 --> 00:12:27,817
It's a hockey jersey.
328
00:12:27,851 --> 00:12:29,020
Here, I got you one.
329
00:12:29,053 --> 00:12:31,221
I'm not wearing
this silly thing.
330
00:12:31,254 --> 00:12:32,623
When I first met you, you bought
331
00:12:32,657 --> 00:12:34,424
all of your shirts
from a comic book store.
332
00:12:34,457 --> 00:12:36,226
And I'd still be wearing them
333
00:12:36,259 --> 00:12:38,629
if they hadn't
mysteriously disappeared.
334
00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:41,231
Sheldon,
335
00:12:41,264 --> 00:12:43,267
I know you're
not a fan of sports,
336
00:12:43,299 --> 00:12:45,102
but it would mean
so much to Leonard to have
337
00:12:45,136 --> 00:12:47,038
his father in the stands
supporting him.
338
00:12:47,072 --> 00:12:48,572
He knows I love him
339
00:12:48,605 --> 00:12:51,109
despite his foolish
and embarrassing hobby.
340
00:12:51,143 --> 00:12:52,643
Sheldon, it is not a hobby...
341
00:12:52,677 --> 00:12:53,844
End of discussion.
342
00:12:53,878 --> 00:12:55,013
Do not tell...
343
00:12:55,047 --> 00:12:56,681
End!
344
00:12:58,315 --> 00:13:00,250
March your cute behind upstairs
345
00:13:00,283 --> 00:13:02,385
and get in that shower.
346
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:04,822
Fine.
347
00:13:06,289 --> 00:13:08,125
But that doesn't mean I'm going.
348
00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:10,894
It means I value good hygiene.
349
00:13:14,099 --> 00:13:15,133
MEEMAW:
Hey.
350
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,201
Funny meeting you here.
351
00:13:17,936 --> 00:13:19,570
Brought George a Lone Star.
352
00:13:19,602 --> 00:13:22,472
That's nice,
but they don't drink in heaven.
353
00:13:22,505 --> 00:13:23,707
Oh.
354
00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:26,744
Then let's not let that
go to waste.
355
00:13:26,777 --> 00:13:28,080
How'd you know I was here?
356
00:13:28,113 --> 00:13:29,613
Sheldon.
357
00:13:29,647 --> 00:13:31,115
Oh. Yeah.
358
00:13:31,149 --> 00:13:33,018
I'm worried about him.
359
00:13:33,051 --> 00:13:35,052
He's worried about you.
360
00:13:35,086 --> 00:13:37,054
I'm worried about you.
361
00:13:37,088 --> 00:13:39,389
Me? I'm doing fine.
362
00:13:39,423 --> 00:13:41,759
Jesus is helping me through.
363
00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:44,562
I don't question that.
364
00:13:44,595 --> 00:13:47,597
But I do question why
you're not spending more time
365
00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:49,033
with your son
366
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:51,001
who's leaving in a few days,
367
00:13:51,036 --> 00:13:52,635
and your daughter
368
00:13:52,669 --> 00:13:55,306
who may be leaving as we speak.
369
00:13:55,338 --> 00:13:56,539
She's doing okay.
370
00:13:56,573 --> 00:13:58,241
She's not.
You just don't know that
371
00:13:58,274 --> 00:14:00,443
'cause you're spending
all your time praying.
372
00:14:00,477 --> 00:14:02,645
I'm praying for them.
373
00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:04,347
Mary...
374
00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:07,283
they don't need your prayers.
375
00:14:07,317 --> 00:14:09,720
They need their mother.
376
00:14:09,754 --> 00:14:11,455
And I need to know
377
00:14:11,489 --> 00:14:13,323
that their souls are saved.
378
00:14:13,356 --> 00:14:15,860
Oh, I should've brought
more beer.
379
00:14:15,893 --> 00:14:19,130
I know that I'm not winning
any popularity contests,
380
00:14:19,163 --> 00:14:20,663
but I'm gonna do
whatever it takes
381
00:14:20,697 --> 00:14:22,466
to make sure that
my kids are safe.
382
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,701
In this life and the next.
383
00:14:24,735 --> 00:14:26,403
Damn.
384
00:14:26,437 --> 00:14:29,006
I really thought
I was gonna bring ya around.
385
00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:30,841
I'm on my game today.
386
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,676
Sheldon said so.
387
00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:34,745
♪ ♪
388
00:14:42,052 --> 00:14:44,022
MISSY:
It's so empty.
389
00:14:44,054 --> 00:14:46,957
I know you're eager to turn it
into a ballet studio
390
00:14:46,991 --> 00:14:48,759
or a gossip parlor
391
00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:50,628
or whatever it is
girls your age enjoy.
392
00:14:50,661 --> 00:14:53,965
Everything is just
so different lately.
393
00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:55,732
Change is terrible.
394
00:14:55,765 --> 00:14:58,078
I've been saying it since I no
longer fit in my high chair.
395
00:14:58,102 --> 00:15:01,639
We spent a lot of time
together in this room, huh?
396
00:15:02,639 --> 00:15:03,942
We did.
397
00:15:06,476 --> 00:15:08,078
Oh, good, you're both here.
398
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,248
Sit down.
399
00:15:10,282 --> 00:15:11,581
Why?
400
00:15:11,615 --> 00:15:12,716
Yeah, why?
401
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:13,951
Sit.
402
00:15:16,419 --> 00:15:19,389
Listen, I talked to your mom
about this baptism thing.
403
00:15:19,423 --> 00:15:20,390
You got us out of it?
404
00:15:20,423 --> 00:15:22,393
No, you need to do it.
405
00:15:22,426 --> 00:15:24,394
But it's against
my well-established atheism.
406
00:15:24,427 --> 00:15:26,163
It's not about you.
407
00:15:26,197 --> 00:15:28,432
Your mom needs this.
408
00:15:28,465 --> 00:15:29,533
You can't make me.
409
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:31,869
You're right, I can't.
410
00:15:33,971 --> 00:15:37,142
But I'm watching my daughter
fall apart right now.
411
00:15:37,174 --> 00:15:39,743
(shudders)
412
00:15:39,777 --> 00:15:44,014
I'm-I'm just asking
for 20 minutes of your time.
413
00:15:46,918 --> 00:15:48,818
Please.
414
00:15:48,852 --> 00:15:50,956
Fine.
Okay.
415
00:15:53,191 --> 00:15:54,960
Thank you.
416
00:15:57,229 --> 00:15:58,828
It's weird when they cry.
417
00:15:58,863 --> 00:16:00,563
I do not care for it.
418
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:06,504
♪ ♪
419
00:16:06,538 --> 00:16:08,673
Okay. This is where
you can get changed
420
00:16:08,707 --> 00:16:10,509
into your bathing suits
and robes.
421
00:16:10,543 --> 00:16:12,577
Uh, boys there, girls there.
422
00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:14,347
Let's just get this over with.
423
00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:17,549
I want to say again
how sorry I am for your loss.
424
00:16:17,582 --> 00:16:19,352
I know your dad is real proud
425
00:16:19,384 --> 00:16:21,553
of you right now.
Our dad's gone.
426
00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:23,822
(scoffs)
Screw this.
427
00:16:24,624 --> 00:16:26,759
Missy, you said you'd do it.
428
00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:28,827
Yeah, well, I changed my mind.
429
00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:30,129
I'm going home.
430
00:16:36,302 --> 00:16:38,138
I'll give you a minute.
431
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,577
Are you gonna go, too?
432
00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:47,779
I know you don't believe.
433
00:16:49,149 --> 00:16:50,850
I don't.
But I believe in you.
434
00:16:56,355 --> 00:16:57,924
Thank you.
435
00:16:59,993 --> 00:17:04,497
Okay, now our next baptism
is for Sheldon Lee Cooper,
436
00:17:04,529 --> 00:17:07,334
our soon-to-be brother
in Christ.
437
00:17:07,366 --> 00:17:09,135
And, personally,
438
00:17:09,169 --> 00:17:11,137
this is a big get for me.
439
00:17:11,171 --> 00:17:12,538
Sheldon,
440
00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:14,407
we're ready for you.
441
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,410
("Rubberband Man"
by the Spinners playing)
442
00:17:16,442 --> 00:17:18,678
♪ ♪
443
00:17:26,618 --> 00:17:28,321
♪ Hey, y'all, prepare yourself ♪
444
00:17:28,355 --> 00:17:31,557
♪ For the rubber band man ♪
445
00:17:31,589 --> 00:17:33,393
♪ You've never heard a sound ♪
446
00:17:33,426 --> 00:17:36,494
♪ Like the rubber band man ♪
447
00:17:36,528 --> 00:17:38,097
♪ You're bound to lose control ♪
448
00:17:38,131 --> 00:17:41,434
♪ When the rubber band
starts to jam ♪
449
00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:43,302
♪ Rubber band, rubber band man ♪
450
00:17:43,336 --> 00:17:45,105
♪ Get down ♪
451
00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:47,406
♪ Oh, get down low ♪
♪ Rubber band. ♪
452
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:50,210
What's important is he's here.
453
00:17:50,242 --> 00:17:51,743
Oh, my.
454
00:17:52,611 --> 00:17:53,846
What are you doing?
455
00:17:53,878 --> 00:17:56,848
You never told me
you were baptized.
456
00:17:56,882 --> 00:18:00,252
Yes. And I got a pretty nasty
ear infection for my troubles.
457
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:03,923
And you went through with it
just to please your mother.
458
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,523
Well...
459
00:18:05,557 --> 00:18:07,361
she may not have understood me
460
00:18:07,394 --> 00:18:09,627
or the things I cared about...
461
00:18:09,662 --> 00:18:12,865
(sighs) but she did
everything she could for me.
462
00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:16,068
My dad did, too.
463
00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:18,005
Hmm.
464
00:18:18,038 --> 00:18:20,272
That must've been great,
465
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:24,211
having parents who supported you
despite all your differences.
466
00:18:24,243 --> 00:18:26,246
Oh. Yes.
467
00:18:26,278 --> 00:18:28,347
Looking back, that was...
468
00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:30,615
that was the ultimate gift.
469
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:32,451
Hey.
470
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,552
Smartest man in the world.
471
00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:36,654
I brought you to the water.
472
00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:38,357
Take a freakin' sip.
473
00:18:38,392 --> 00:18:40,993
You're drawing a parallel.
474
00:18:41,028 --> 00:18:42,761
Yes.
475
00:18:43,963 --> 00:18:46,232
I'm not wearing the jersey.
Okay.
476
00:18:46,266 --> 00:18:47,566
But it is cold there.
477
00:18:47,599 --> 00:18:49,169
Fine. I'll wear it.
478
00:18:49,201 --> 00:18:50,568
And, by the way,
479
00:18:50,603 --> 00:18:52,282
your daughter wants
to take acting classes.
480
00:18:53,605 --> 00:18:57,176
I told you we never
should've let Penny babysit.
481
00:18:58,944 --> 00:19:00,079
♪ ♪
482
00:19:00,113 --> 00:19:02,915
Eventually,
my mom sold the house.
483
00:19:08,221 --> 00:19:09,788
My dad's chair was gone.
484
00:19:14,461 --> 00:19:16,195
My spot was gone.
485
00:19:19,532 --> 00:19:21,834
Where we ate together.
486
00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:27,273
But I can still remember it
exactly the way it was
487
00:19:27,307 --> 00:19:28,508
the day I left for Caltech.
488
00:19:28,541 --> 00:19:29,942
MISSY:
Hey.
489
00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:33,480
What are you doing?
490
00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:36,282
Taking it all in one last time,
491
00:19:36,316 --> 00:19:38,085
so I remember it when I'm older.
492
00:19:38,851 --> 00:19:41,488
You gonna remember me?
493
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,222
I have an eidetic memory.
494
00:19:43,256 --> 00:19:44,856
I have no choice.
495
00:19:45,891 --> 00:19:47,359
Ha.
496
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,736
(birds chirping)
497
00:19:58,137 --> 00:19:59,574
You lost?
498
00:20:00,942 --> 00:20:02,175
No.
499
00:20:02,209 --> 00:20:04,546
I'm exactly where
I'm supposed to be.
500
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,414
("Walk of Life"
by Dire Straits playing)
501
00:20:07,449 --> 00:20:09,451
♪ ♪
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