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From Studio 6B
in Rockefeller Center

in the heart of New York City,

it's "The Tonight Show
starring Jimmy Fallon's"

10 Year Anniversary Special.

Featuring appearances
by Taylor Swift...

What is going on?

Will Ferrell...

I'm the new face of
Little Debbie snack cakes.

Kevin Hart...

You know damn well I don't like
no roller coasters, Jimmy.

Miley Cyrus...
* Islands in the stream *

and so much more.

Did I date Nicole Kidman?!

And now here's your host...

Jimmy Fallon.

Hi. I'm Jimmy Fallon.

And welcome to "The Tonight Show"

10 Year Anniversary Special.

I've been very lucky to have
been welcomed into your homes

for the past decade, and tonight,

we're taking a look back at
some of our favorite moments

from the past 10 years of
"The Tonight Show."

You're gonna see all
the best sketches, music,

games, and interviews.

You're gonna see me dance in
tight pants with Will Ferrell...

play classroom instruments
with Metallica and Adele.

You'll see lip-sync
battles and slow jams

and stars like Brad Pitt,
Tom Cruise, Ariana Grande,

BTS, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson,
and much more.

So, sit back, relax, and enjoy

the best of the past 10 years
of "The Tonight Show."

Didn't you just get LASIK surgery?

I did. How do you know that?

Do you take painkillers or
anything when you do that stuff?

What is going on?

Your mom may or may not have
videotaped you after surgery.

And she gave us the video.

For the television?

This is Taylor Swift post-surgery.

You were, like,
freaking out over a banana.

Okay. So, she found a snack.

That wasn't the one I wanted.

Stop. You can't cry.

That's not supposed to
be what you're doing.

Yeah, I tried to get this one.

Okay. I'm gonna get
the other one for you.

This one. Okay.

But what do we do with this now?

I'll eat it.
I'll eat it. It's mine.

But it doesn't have a head!

Honey, it's fine.
I don't need a head.

- Okay. I'm cr... I'm fine.
- Don't. You don't want to cry.

That's not what you want to do.

Don't fall asleep
eating a banana, okay?

I'm not asleep. My mind is alive.

Okay.

Could you show us the magic?

Could you give us a little taste?

There it is.
Rare as a Stradivarius.

Yes, I will give you a taste.

You ready? Yeah. Wow.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, mother.

One, two, three, four!

It's called a Looper.

And what it does is
it loops your voice.

And I was thinking
maybe if we did this...

if we do it right... we could
be a two-man doo-wop group.

* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

And now you have... Press this now.

Alright. Press this.
* Wimoweh, wimoweh *

Once this orange thing comes,
then you start.

* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

* Uyimbube *

* Near the village,
the peaceful village *

* The lion sleeps tonight *

* Near the village,
the quiet village *

* The lion sleeps tonight *

* Hep, hep *

No!

No!

Yo! Are you... Oh, my God!

Blackalicious'
“Alphabet Aerobics."

That would be one.

You know how to do that whole song?

Yeah, I do. Yes.

That's one of the trickiest
fastest songs I know.

Well. Yeah.

* Artificial amateurs
aren't at all amazing *

* Analytically, I assault,
animate things *

* Broken barriers bound
in by the bomb beat *

* Buildings are broken,
basically I'm bombarding *

* Hit 'em high, hella hype,
historical, hey *

* Holocaust hints, hear 'em
holler at your homeboy *

* Imitators idolize, I intimidate *

* In an instant,
I'll rise in a irate state *

* Verb vice Lord victorious valid, violate
vibes that are vain, make 'em vanish *

* Why I'm all well,
would a wise wordsmith *

* Just weeded up words
weaving up on my work shift *

* Xerox, my X-ray-diation
holes extra large *

* X-height letters
and xylophone tones *

* Yellow back, yak mouth,
young ones yaws *

* Yesterday's lawn
yards sell our yawn *

* Zig-zag zombies,
zoomin' to the zenith *

* Zero in zen thoughts,
over zealous rhyme, Zea-lots! *

We were able to
stimulate the economy

and get our country back on track.

President Obama stimulated
long-term growth...

in both the public

and the private sector.

* His first two terms
ended in such a hurry *

* Wish he could go for three
like my man Steph Curry *

Now, now...

The more we sell abroad,

the more higher-paying jobs
we provide here at home.

It's that simple.

So what you're saying is
this trade deal will help put

everyday Americans back to...

* Work, work, work, work, work *

* Put 'em back to work,
work, work, work, work *

* He put 'em back to... *

* Work, work, work, work, work *

We're gonna take turns
hitting this button,

which activates the Musical
Impressions generator.

Right, right. Okay. Okay?

It'll land on one random singer

that one of us can
do an impression of.

And then one random song title.
Right.

John Legend singing the
Toys“R”Us jingle.

* I don't want to grow up *

* I'm a Toys“R”Us kid *

* There are a million toys *

* That I can play with

* This little piggy
went to the market *

* This little piggy stayed home

* I can't feel my face
when I'm with you *

* But I love it, so much *

* But I love it *
Shall we go for it?!

* I can't feel my face
when I'm with you *

* I can't feel my face with you *

* But I love it * * But I love it *

* But I love it, yes!
* * But I love it ~-

It's time to find
out once and for all

who's the better drummer...

Will Ferrell or the drummer from
the Red Hot Chili Peppers,

Chad Smith.

This is a traditional drum-off.

This is a traditional drum-off?

This is a traditional drum-off?
What's that?

Tonight we're gonna go
by traditional rules.

So without further ado,
let the drum-off begin!

Take notes, Chadwick.

I just blew my mind.

Eat it!

That was cute.

Do you play for the
Lukewarm Chili Peppers?

It's okay. It's okay.

* All our times have come *

* Here but now they're gone *

Our show is lucky enough

to have the greatest band
in late night... The Roots!

Wow! Thank you.

We've had a lot of fun moments

playing classroom
instruments here in

the "Tonight Show" music room.

Let me show you some.

- One, two, three!
- Hit it!

* All I wanna do is have some fun *

* I got a feeling
I'm not the only one

* I'm in love with
the shape of you *

* We push and pull like a magnet do

* Don't stop thinking
about tomorrow *

* Don't stop, it'll soon be here

* Exit light *

* Enter night *

* Take my hand *

* We're off to Never Never Land

* If there's something strange *

* In your neighborhood *

* Who you gonna call? *

Ghostbusters!

* Yeah, my mama, she told me *

* "Don't worry about your size" *

* Shoo, wop-wop, Sha-woo, wop-wop *

* She said, "Boys like a little
more booty to hold at night" *

* That booty, booty,
unh, that booty, booty

* Havana, ooh na na *

* Half of my heart is in Havana,
ooh na na *

* Ay, he took me back to
East Atlanta, na na na

* We all live in a
yellow submarine *

* A yellow submarine,
a yellow submarine

* Take on me *

* I'll be gone *

* Take on me * In a day *

* Imagination sets in,
pretty soon I'm singin' *

* Doo-doo-doo,
lookin' out my backdoor

* And I'll get on
my knees and pray *

* We don't get fooled again

* Eat it * * Just eat it *

- * Eat it *
- * Eat it *

* Get yourself an egg and beat it

* Holiday *

* Celebrate *

* I can treat you better *

* Better than he can

* Hello from the other side *

* Other side *

* At least I can say
that I've tried *

* I've tried

* I got that sunshine
in my pocket *

* Got that good soul in my feet *

* I feel that hot
blood in my body *

* When it drops, ooh *

We'll be right back with
some of our favorite

musical sketches,
interviews, and games.

Stay tuned, everybody!

Welcome back to
"The Tonight Show's"

10 Year Anniversary Special.

We love it when guests come on
and do something unexpected,

something you couldn't
see anywhere else,

whether it's a musician doing
comedy or an actor doing music.

Here's both.

* After the show,
it's the after party *

* Then after the party,
it's the hotel lobby *

* Then after the Belve',
then it's probably Cris' *

* And after the original,
it's probably this *

* LL Cool J is hard as... *

* Battle anybody,
I don't care who you tell *

* I excel, they all fail *

* Gonna crack shells,
Double-L must rock the...

* Ludacris goin' in on the verse
'cause I never been defeated *

* And I won't stop now, keep your
hands up, get 'em in the sky for *

* The homies that didn't make
it and my folks locked down *

* I never went nowhere, but
they sayin', "Luda's back" *

* Blame it on that conjure,
the hood call it Luda 'gnac

* Sometimes I feel my
heart will overflow *

* Hello *

* I've just got to let you know

* What would you say *

* If I took those words away? *

* Then you couldn't
make things new *

* Just by saying *

* "I love y-o-o-o-ou"
* "I love you" *

* Well,
I know when that hotline bling *

* That can only mean one thing *

* I know when that hotline bling

* Then we hopped in her car *

* To get meet her at the
hamburger stand, now *

* And we'll have * * Fun,
fun, fun *

* Eating burgers at
the hamburger stand *

* Fun, fun, fun, eating burgers

* Old man, take a look at my life *

* I'm a lot like you *

* Ah, one look in my eyes *

* And you can tell that's true

Miley Cyrus and I are about to
go onto the subway platform

and start busking in disguise.

* Jolene, Jolene *

* Jolene, Jol-e-e-ene *

Thank you very much!
That was really fun!

This is Miley Cyrus!

* So I put my hands up,
they're playin' my song *

* The butterflies fly away *

* Noddin' my head like, yeah *

* Movin' my hips like, yeah

This is Green Day!

* Sometimes I give
myself the creeps *

* It all keeps adding up *

* I think I'm cracking up *

* Am I just paranoid?

* I got a condo in Manhattan *

* Baby girl, what's happenin'? *

* You and your ass invited *

* So go on and get to clappin' *

* Lucky for you, that's what I
like * * That's what I like *

* Lucky for you,
that's what I like *

* That's what I like

* When I get this feelin' *

* I want *

* Sexual healin'

* Don't put on *

* That red, red light *

Here to sing a list of unsexy
words in a super-sexy way...

Jamie Foxx.

* I will see what you just saw *

* We're just two James
Taylors on a seesaw

* Went to a dance,
looking for romance *

* Saw Barbara Ann,
so I thought I'd take a chance *

* Barbara Ann * * Bah-bah *

- * Barbara Ann *
- * Take my hand *

* Might solve a mystery
or rewrite history *

* Duck Tales, whoo-ooh *

* Every day they're
out there making *

* Duck Tales, whoo-ooh

* I'm a plant dad, I love plants *

* Water them, sun them,
do a little dance *

* I'm a plant dad, plants love me *

* My wife is leaving
me for another man *

* I'm a shooting star
leaping through the sky *

* Like a tiger,
defying the laws of gravity *

* I'm a racing car passing by *

* Like Lady Godiva *

* I'm gonna go, go, go *

* There's no stopping me

* Don't go breaking my heart *

* You take the weight off of me *

Whoa. What do I do now?
What can I do now?

Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait, wait, wait. Stop.

* Here's the story
of a playboy genius *

* Who was gearing up to
form some sort of crew *

* One's a former Russian spy *

* A god of thunder *

* One fought in World War II *

* It's the story of a
handsome star-lord *

* Like, the greatest to
ever walk the Earth *

* By far *

- * And a falcon *
- * And a magic doctor *

* Wakanda forever

Let's dance!

* So now I gotta cut loose,
footloose *

* Kick off the Sunday shoes *

* Please, Louise *

* Pull me off of my knees *

* Jack, get back *

* Come on, before we crack *

* Lose your blues *

* Everybody cut footloose *

* Everybody cut, everybody cut *

* Everybody cut, everybody cut *

* Everybody cut, everybody cut *

- * Everybody cut *
- * Everybody cut footloose *

We'll be right back with more
of our favorite interviews,

games, and sketches
from the past 10 years.

Stay right here!

*

Welcome back.

"The Tonight Show"
premiered 70 years ago,

making it the longest-running
late-night show on TV,

and we've been doing
it for 10 years here

in Studio 6B in Rockefeller Center.

There's a lot of work, but we also
have some fun every now and then.

Here's more of our
favorite moments.

Yeah. We changed "and" to "the."

You know,
out of all the late-night shows,

this is the easiest
one to fall asleep to.

Yeah. Thank you so much!

The beard. The beard.
You're trying to grow one.

That's cute. You're trying
to grow one. That's cute.

Cut everything. You like editing.

Cut it. Cut that, too, by the way.

'Cause I don't...
I feel very uncomfortable

talking to somebody that handsome.

Like... Like, I'm fine
right now, but, like...

Stop!

You and... Right?

In this same studio in 1965.

You and Johnny.

My legs look good. The breasts
are in the right place.

Beautiful nativity set. Look.

Oh, it is. It's gilded.
Isn't that beautiful?

Tell the story behind
how this came to be.

Yeah, well... Well, I was at this

very lovely federal camp

down in Alderson, Virginia...

West Virginia.

Yes. Yeah.

Prison. Okay.

Sure. Let me try it on.

It's good!

And I bought your book.

And I said he obvious...

It took me two years to write this.

This must have taken
you years to write.

2 Chainz,
what did you do on your birthday?

I bought a lawn mower
and a strip club.

So we had similar birthdays.

The three of us there.

This was gigantic.
This is the first time

a drag queen has ever been
put on the cover of...

A "drag queen"?!

A drag queen?!

I am the Queen of Drag!

I've read in many things

that you don't enjoy
doing talk shows.

No. This is really inter... No.
Whatever.

It is what it is.

You are the worst
guest we've ever had on

"The Tonight Show" in
the history of... any guest.

You are too competitive.
Look at you.

Smoke is coming out of your ears.

We're going head-to-head
in Egg Roulette.

Catchphrase!

Charades!

I don't even know the word!

- What?!
- Can I pass?

No, you can't pass!

Sing on me.

Sing. Down. Rain.

Yes!

Sing. Rain. Song rain?

Oh, my God!

- Can I guess?
- Yeah.

- Elephant in the room.
- You looked at it!

Oh, I did. That's right.
I forgot. Yeah. I forgot.

What?

Oh, no!

If you drew it smaller,
I would know what it is.

Uh, diving. Oh, boy.

Uh, that's something in prison.

Something in prison.

- Ooh.
- Oh.

"Harlem Shake."

Three... Oh. "Harlem Shake Remix."

Who's the puppy king?

I'm not taking a puppy
away from John Wick.

A good old-fashioned
cooler scooter race.

Go!

Yeah! Ha!

Whoo!

The winner is Questlove!

Jimmy!

Aah! Oh, my gosh.

What?! Absolutely not!

Do these things work?

Yeah, they work.

Ice-cold pitcher right here.

No. This is a warm-up.
This is a warm-up.

- Warm-up? Alright.
- Yeah, this one doesn't even count.

Hey. "Karate Kid."

Four words!

Miss Fonda, would you like
to choose the first egg?

Whoa! Very confident!

It's fine.
Egg's a natural conditioner.

I'm not even mad. Yep. Yep.

I do not feel good about this.

I feel terrible about this egg.

Come on, man. It's good.

I feel so bad about it.
Okay. Ohh! Whoa! Whoa!

Oh! What?!

No!

Got a lot of wood there. Uh...

We're all gonna watch
a jump-scare video together

at the same time.

Whoever can keep their composure
wins that round.

Let's show the slow-motion
replay and see who reacted.

Daniel lost! Of all the people,

Daniel Kaluuya is
the loser tonight!

I'm gonna surprise you.

You never know when
Papa's gonna throw it

at you. You don't a-know.

Can we see it in slow mo?

Three, two...

* Son of a bitch *

* Give me a drink *

* One more night *

* This can't be me *

* Son of a bitch *

It's the longest bread in France.

- Baguette! Baguette!
- Yes!

* I'm gonna drink my life away *

Alexa,
what was Steve Martin's nickname

in high school?

Oh, my gosh. I can't
believe this is happening.

What you got? What you got?
What you got?

Left. Kick.

You can try to catch the popcorn.
Here we go.

A vase full of applesauce.

I don't want this on me. Go ahead.

It won't hurt anybody.
Yeah. You don't...

* Son of a bitch *

* Give me a drink *

* One more night *

* This can't be me *

* Son of a bitch *

* I can't get clean *

* I'm gonna drink my life away *

* Son of a bitch *

* I can't get clean *

* I'm gonna drink my life away *

* Ay-ay, unh-unh *

Should we show 'em how we roll?

Let's show 'em how we roll.
Let's do it.

One, two, three, go.

* Whoa, oh-oh *

* Whoa, oh-oh *

* Whoa, oh-oh, whoa, oh *

When we come back, we're taking

"The Tonight Show"
outside the studio

and on the road with Kevin Hart,
Camera Diaz,

and the cast of "Stranger Things."

Plus, a visit to our very own
"Tonight Show" roller coaster

at Universal Studios Orlando.

Come on. Let's go!

* Just blink yourselves away *

* I'll be the 9-foot 11 *

* Residing at the mecca, rest
address in south section... *

* Used to sittin' on the corner...
*

* Yo, where I come from *

I never thought that
I would have my own talk show,

let alone my own ride
at Universal Studios

in Orlando, Florida,
but here it is.

The Race Through New York.

We have our own roller coaster!

"Harry Potter,"
"Jurassic World," and us.

And I'm not just saying this,

but I think we have the
best roller coaster out there...

based on a talk show.

You can quote me on that.
I'm gonna go inside soon.

But, first, here's some
of our favorite moments

from taking the show on the road.

We're riding in the
Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit.

I don't like it.
You do not like it.

You know damn well I don't like
no roller coaster, Jimmy.

We're in the front.
We're in the front.

I don't want to do it.
You have to do it.

I'm freaking out, man! Wait! Wait!

Wait! Wait! Let's go! Oh, my God!

Oh, no! Oh, God! No!

No! Aah!

Aah! Oh, my God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Oh, no!

We're taking
"The Tonight Show" underground

to the New York City Subway.

DMC and DJ Run

* Dum,
diddy-dum diddy-diddy-dum-dum *

BTS right here! Go, go, go!

It's time for the Subway Olympics.

Dance your shades and gloves off.

Katz's Deli. That's where we are.

- Go. Dig in. Don't be shy.
- Look at that.

- Is it for, like, one man?
- Yeah, yeah, that's yours.

Okay.

In America, this is what
we eat for breakfast.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

I'm here with the one
and only Nicki Minaj,

and we are going on
a dinner date to Red Lobster.

I have worked at a couple
different Red Lobsters,

and I've gotten fired from
all three or four of them.

Oh, my God. This is a lot of food.

Let's start with the legs, maybe.

And you go like this.
And you squeeze...

Wow. I can't believe you got fired.

I'm here with Post Malone,

and he's gonna take me
to his favorite restaurant.

Olive Garden.

We're family. We're here.

When we're here, we're family.
We're family.

Can I just get a laundry
basket of croutons?

This should do it.

Oh! Cool!

Blake,
I can't believe this is true,

but you've never
tried sushi before.

I mean, not the raw...
like, the raw stuff, no.

Hey, can we get some rice wine?

Gonads of the sea urchin.

Gonads. Gonads?

What are you gonna do?

You gonna chew it or just
swallow the whole thing down?

I'm gonna pretend like
this isn't happening.

I don't like that. Oh, come on.

We're the cast of
"Stranger Things,"

and we're here at Madame Tussauds

Wax Museum in Times Square,

and we're gonna surprise
some fans who think

they're here to see a new
"Stranger Things" wax exhibit.

Can I just sit down?

Michael Strahan.

Hey, buddy.

Let's have you sit down
on the bench right here.

Two, one...
Catch!

Oh, my God!

Three, two, one.

Let's do a piggyback.

Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

No no, no. I'll get on you.

Three, two, one.

Three, two, one.

Alright. And big smile.

And three, two, one.

And three, two, one.

I love you. I love "The Voice."

It's my fav... Jimmy Fallon! Aah!

Three, two, one.

Did we get the shot?

Whew! What's up, dude?

Did we get the...

He's got a tattoo
of you on his leg.

Oh, my God.

Darren here. I just want
to say thank you so much

for making "Black Panther."

Darren!
I think there's something wrong

with your microphone.

Oh! My king. My king. My king.

Aaron Judge.

What?!

- Yeah.
- Sure.

Okay.

Wanna stand on the box?

Even better. Even better.

Well...

Hi, guys! Wanna see a magic trick?

Paul McCartney!

Happy holidays.

Hi.

That was the best!

So today we're going
through New York's

scariest haunted house,
Blood Manor.

I don't know where to go.

If you guys watch this and at any
point it looks like I was afraid...

I'm an actor.

That's me acting.

We're coming to you live

from beautiful Minneapolis,
Minnesota!

Hold on to your tater tots!

Phoenix, Arizona! Hello!

* The time is right *

* For dancing in the street *

* Dancing in Chicago *

We'll be back!

"The Tonight Show" in Central Park!

* Swingin', swayin',
and records playin' *

Justin Bieber!

* Dancing in the street *

"The Tonight Show"
at the Universal Orlando Resort!

There's magic here. Whoa!

Higgins!

Grand opening of our new

"Tonight Show" ride,
The Race Through New York.

Whoa!

From the University
of Texas in Austin!

Come on!

* Got a giant belt buckle
and boots made of leather *

* Hot-ass weather,
I don't need a sweater *

* Hats are all big here,
and bigger is better *

* Thank God I'm a country boy *

We're here from the beautiful
Island of Puerto Rico.

- Bad Bunny.
- Bad Bunny.

* Dile que tú eres mía, mía *

* Tú sabé que eres mía, mía *

I'm about to ride one of the
longest zip lines in the world.

And in this serious finale

of "The Tonight Show
starring Jimmy Fallon..."

You're gonna stand right here.

Three, two, one! Go!

Viva Puerto Rico!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

You did great.

Let's just go. It's time to go.

Here's the good news.
We're gonna go again.

We're gonna what?

One more time! Here we go!

No! Stop playin', Jimmy!

No! I can't. I can't.

I can't.

We have more of the best
moments from 10 years

of "The Tonight Show"
when we come back.

Welcome back to
"The Tonight Show's"

10 Year Anniversary Special.

Now it's time to get sketchy
with Taylor Swift,

Robert De Niro,
Will Ferrell, and more.

Get your tight pants
on and check out

our favorite comedy sketches
from the past 10 years.

* Everybody's looking
at my tight pants *

* Got my tight pants,
got my tight pants on *

* Everybody's talking
about my tight pants *

* I got my tight pants,
I got my tight pants on *

Slow down, there,
young lady friend.

Ever since I've moved to this town,

everyone I know has been
talking about my tight pants.

Listen up, you little bitch!

Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome

British pop superstar Harry Styles!

Favorite food.

Uh, c-carnitas.

What's, uh...
What's with the costume?

I'm the new face of
Little Debbie snack cakes.

Let's stand up.

I have a secret to share with you.

Yeah?

One time...

I did get satisfaction.

* Whose keys are these? *

* Are you having an affair? *

* Those are the keys *

* To your brand-new c-a-a-ar *

That's it.
I'm putting my foot down.

Where are you going?! Stop!

* Can't touch this *

* Ohh *

* If it hadn't been
for Cotton-Eye Joe *

* I'd been married
a long time ago *

* Where did you come from,
where did you go? *

* Where did you come from,
Cotton-Eye Joe? *

* If it hadn't been
for Cotton-Eye Joe *

* I'd been married
a long time ago *

* Where did you come from,
where did you go? *

* Where did you come from,
Cotton-Eye Joe?

* Ebony and ivory *

* Live together in
perfect harmony *

Would you like any
sides with your burger?

Sure, I'd love some French fries.

Oui, oui, señor. Yeah.

Let me...
Let me grab you a pile of fries...

Whoa! Hey! Wait!

Free massage on the...

You getting ready
for the big dance?

Ready? You kidding me, Mama?

I was born ready.

Hi, everyone! Welcome to "Ew!"

I'm Sara.

And if you're wondering,
that's S-A-R-A.

With no "H"... 'cause H's are ew!

I posted a pic on Insta, and
it only got like three likes.

I'm literally dying.

Ew!
That's, like, not a lot of likes!

Um, this is a drawing that
I made of a pegacorn.

That's a unicorn and
a Pkinegasus in one...

Ugh! Gross! You just sneezed.

There's snot all over the pla...
Oh, my God!

So, Mrs. Obama...

Oh, please. Call me Michelle.

Can I try some? Sure.

Ew! I got brain freeze! Ew!

* It's mir.i.am and you know who *

* Now, here's some
things I think are * Ew *

* FaceTime and reclining
in airplane seats and... *

* Retweeting tweets,
I'm not lying *

* 'Cause they've been... *

Oh! That wall almost fell over!

Introducing the

Get the Out of My House Candle.

It's the uninviting new fragrance

that will let your guests know

it's time to get the
out of your house.

Hey, hey, Tariq!

Did you ever try the
corned beef at Katz's?

Yeah, yeah.
If I'm gonna have corned beef,

I'm gonna get it from Katz's.

What do you mean? Wow.

You don't think I saw what
just happened over here?

You did a grab-and-chat.
What just happened?

It's not a grab-and-chat.

It's the definition
of a grab-and-chat.

You grabbed and you chatted!

You won. Yeah.

So, what are you gonna do tonight?

You gonna do "Always on My Mind,"
right?

You'll do that. Yeah.

"Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain."

"Whiskey River."

Yeah. You're not... not
much of a talker, are you?

To my buddy who said
that I'd never be the host

of "The Tonight Show"...
and you know who you are...

you owe me 100 bucks, buddy.

We do have a-a great show tonight,
so...

Let's get to the choppa!

Let's get to the choppa!

Prosecco!

Pete!

Perfect!

We hope you're enjoying
our best-of special so far.

We want to make
"The Tonight Show" for everyone.

I don't care if you're old,
young, or even in between.

Hey. What's that?

It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie.

* It's a cold, cold day,
and I'm getting the chills *

* Wanna make 'em go away,
I need something for reals *

* Whether I'm in my house
or out on the street *

* I want a hat right now
that can bring me the heat *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* It don't cover your ears,
'cause I still need to hear *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* Have a bad hair day,
but I don't have the time *

* Need to make it go away
at the drop of a dime *

* I can't smooth it out, looks
like I rolled out of bed *

* I want a hat right now
I can put on my head *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* If you don't got a comb,
just put this on your dome *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* Wear a Teenie Weenie Beanie
when I drink a dry martini *

Yum!

* Wear a Teenie Weenie Beanie
while I eat some fettuccine *

Yum!

* Wear a Teenie Weenie Beanie
while I play a tambourinie *

Fun!

* You know what I'd wish for
if I had a genie? *

- No. What?
- * A Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* Everywhere I go, I wear
a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* Rockin' red or blue or greenie,
I own six or seventeenie *

* And I always keep 'em cleanie,
throw right in the machinie *

* Then I watch a TV screenie
or I read a magazinie *

* Put a Teenie Weenie Beanie
on a teenie tangerinie *

* Put a Teenie Weenie Beanie
on a tub of Vaselinie *

* Put a Teenie Weenie Beanie
on a pic of Mr. Feeny *

* Wear a Teenie Weenie Beanie
while I'm singing to "Jolenie" *

* Jolene, Jolene *

* Jolene, Jolene *

* I'm begging of you *

* Please don't take my
Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* It's made out of wool,
and it makes you look cool *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

Welcome back.
We're here in Studio 6B,

where we shoot our
show every night.

When we went into
lockdown for COVID,

we knew we had to do
some type of show.

We just didn't know how.

So with my wife as a director,
my phone as a camera,

and our kids as guests,

we put on "The Tonight Show"
from my house.

Take a look.

Hi, everyone! Welcome to

At Home Edition."

* We in the house *

I'm in a room in my house.

My camera operator is my wife.

Hi! Is it even recording?

Yeah. Let's go.

My dog, Gary, is my first guest.

Are you watching
anything good right now?

Yeah, yeah, watching
my owner slowly losing it.

Do you know how I know
we all miss each other?

We're dancing to
this song right now.

I wanted to put something out there

so that we can just have some
levity in these bizarre times.

We just got to get each
other's back and know

that we're all going
through this together.

I'm reading monologue jokes.

Now and then, the kids
will be there listening.

They like booing, and they go...

Okay. Here we go.
You're gonna play piano. Okay.

Snake!

Oh, no!

Are you focused?

Yeah.

Tell them what happened.

What happened?

- What?
- She lost her tooth.

Oh, my gosh! Winnie, I'm so happy!

My daughter dressed up
my little daughter like that.

Oh, you got... There's your
kids. Your family's there, too.

They love you.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, my God!

Alright. Can I get some Thank You
Note writing music, please, Franny?

How'd you learn how
to do that button?

Thank you, home schooling,
for showing us

that recess is really for teachers.

We are home with our two kids.

We have a kindergartener
and a 2-year-old,

and so we are learning
how to home-school.

I mean, like, oh, my gosh, right?

How hard is this? It's insane.

I'm about to attempt
to put together a tent.

20-minute setup?
That's nothing. I can do that.

Oh, God. It's in Spanish.
That's a problem.

So I've been here for probably
an hour and a half now.

That's what I have so far.

Out of breath.

"What's the longest trip
you've ever been on together?"

The France trip was pretty long.
Ooh.

Remember when we woke
up the next morning?

staying...

We were staying in this nice place.

And I go, "Honey." Oh, my God.

"One of us wet..."

You shook me and you go, "Honey,

one of us wet the bed."

And I sit up.

I go, "First of all,
one of us did not."

And you go, "Honey."

"We went swimming last night."

"You went to sleep
in your swim trunks."

We did a gym here.

Ohh! I would use none of that.

I'm literally putting
your initials in my head

right now, Jimmy.

You are so "Tiger King" right now.

You have no idea.

My name's Joe Exotic,

and welcome to the GW Zoo!

* Looked at a tiger *

* Tiger looked right back *

* Made me cry tears *

* That were white,
orange, and black *

* Don't touch Grandma,
keep it to Zoom *

* Or learn to play Canasta
from across the room *

Gross.

* Shades, shades,
the smallest shades *

* Shades, shades,
tiny shiny goggles *

- * Shades, S-S-S-Shades *
- * Whoo *

These are The
Longest Days of our Lives.

Vanessa, what is it?

You look like you have a very
big, juicy secret to tell me.

I've cheated on you!

How dare you!

- * Don't stand, don't stand *
- * Don't stand so *

* Close to me *

* Don't stand so close to me

* Pressure *

* Pushing down on me *

* Pushing down on you *

* No man ask for

* When there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove *

* And I'll be dancing
with myself, ah, oh-oh-oh *

Daddy! Daddy!

Happy birthday!

Love you!

You're seeing the
soul of America now.

The American people.
They're incredible!

You gotta just fez up.

You probably didn't
plan on people having

private dance parties
to your music.

Dancing in the kitchen
works just fine.

* Dancing with myself, ah, oh *

* Dancing with myself *

* If I had the chance,
I'd ask the world to dance *

* If I had the chance,
I'd ask the world to dance *

* If I had the chance,
I'd ask the world to dance *

Thank yerl. Say "thank you."

Hey. Why are you not laughing?

This is so...
Don't say "thank yerl."

Thank you so much for watching.

Thank yerl! Thank yerl!

I want to thank... Stay safe.
Wash your hands. Thank yerl!

Don't touch your face.
We have all-new shows.

Thank you so much.
Bye, Frannie. Bye, guys!

We'll be right back with
more of the best moments

from 10 years of
"The Tonight Show."

* I'm about to take the world... *

Welcome back to "The Tonight
Show" 10th Anniversary Special.

We love telling jokes
and we love doing fun sketches,

but at the end of the day,
the show wouldn't be what it is

I know. Sorry. without...

I know what you're about to say.

And the feeling's mutual.

You know? I love you. Thank you.

Higgins, I was gonna say all
the great interviews and games

we've done with our guests.

I mean, when you first told me

that you were gonna do this...
Hmnh!

Here's more fun stuff
from the past 10 years.

You told me you wouldn't do that.

I heard a rumor that
you've never tried

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

I never.

Well, today is a great day for you.

Cheers.

What do you think? You love it!

Ready? And the award goes to...

And the award goes to...

Helen Mirren.

Oh, thank you!

I am so honored!

This is the most fantastic
thing I've ever...

I really shouldn't be doing this.

V, is it true that you
never actually intended

on auditioning for BTS?

You just went to the audition
to support your friend?

True. Yes.

What happened to your friend?

I know when a song works

because then I
suddenly start moving.

You know. Hip movements.

Are you tell me that
your hips don't lie?

I didn't want to go there.

Schwarzenegger...
I've read that you guys

actually hated each
other for a while.

Well, we were very competitive.

Yeah,
I think "hate" is a good word.

Here's my impression of
Ray Romano playing golf.

Whack!

Come on... Whack!

Here's Jon Hamm hitting
a bad golf shot.

Go ahead. Do the thing.

Okay. Whack!

I don't give a. I look like this.

Hello. Hello, Michelle.

I'm here.

That was your Barack Obama?

That was... Yeah.

No. Was it good?

When I do you,
I have to slip into you

because you're very cheery
and hello and you do that.

You know?

Sometimes you do this.

Do I do that?

You do that.

You work until you die!

You choose!
You choose when you wanna quit!

It's a Pope job!

I don't know how many times
I've done an impression of you.

I'm not even gonna do it tonight.
I promise.

Oh. Oh, God.

Do you do an impersonation
of me at all?

Oh, my God!
You guys are so awesome!

Oh, my God! God, you're awesome!

You're so great!
I love everything you do!

I've seen everything you've done!

- Hi, Jimmy.
- Hey. How are you doing?

* So far, so great *

* So far and so great *

Justin, you're gonna ask us
a question about yourself.

Jessica and I will
write down our answers,

and then you'll reveal
the correct answer,

and we'll see which one
of us knows you better.

"What is my safeword?"

Ready?

What? What?!

You and Timberlake look so cool,
man!

Y'all have as much fun as
two straight guys can have.

Yeah, that's true.

Y'all take it right to
the... right to the edge.

Fill in the blank.

I love to play with my what?

Steve!

Yeah, say it. Say it!

What is ding-dong?

Survey says...

Your ding-dong!

I love to play with my...

Ball.

- What is...
- Your ball?

- No.
- Get your ass over there.

We're gonna have a
number of mystery objects

brought out to us in front of us.

Our job is to guess
what each one is.

Alright.

Oh, my God.

What is that? What is that?!

You're in? I'm in.

We just have to do this.

Is it a turtle?

What is it? What is it?
What is it?!

What is it? What is it?!

Box of Lies.

Pick a box, take out the object,

and describe it to your opponent.

Then they have to
guess if you're lying

or telling the truth.

It is a Rubik's cube inside Jell-O.

You lie.

I tell the truth.

Here we go here. Okay.

Yeah.

I feel like I should
just tell you the truth.

Right. But this is called
Box of Lies, just FYI.

You know what's in my box?

You have a very honest face.

But you're...

Now I'm not sure.

Blue eyes charming everyone.

They're green.

What? That was a bust!

'Cause now I know. What?

Aah! You lie!

I did lie. Yeah!

Now it is time to see
what is behind me.

Wow!

It's surprisingly sexy.

Thank you. Alright. Okay.

See if you can get that on.

Let me see. Ohh!

* Yeah, okay *

"'Cause my life is dope,
and I do dope."

It's going to land on
one random song title

and one random musical genre.

* Bitch, I said what I said *

* I'd rather be famous instead *

* I don't care I
paint the town red *

* Red *

* Bitch *

We're gonna start playing a song

one instrument at a time.

Taylor and I can buzz in and guess

we know the song.

"Shake it off"?

Yeah.

Am I supposed to know it?

No, no, no. Stop. No, no.

All I know is that Blake

is in a lot of trouble right now.

That is "Hollaback Girl."

We could edit it
out and have say...

I came to this show
to promote my album,

and I'm losing everything.

Everything in my life.

We got lots more to come,

including our best
musical performances.

Stay right here.

Can you hold that
for me for a second?

Welcome back, everybody.

And action!
You know, here at the...

I was just doing...
I was just doing the line.

Cut!

That's not the line, the line is

"Welcome back, everybody."
No, I did say...

That's what I was doing.

Okay, let's try it again.

Be here all night, people.

Jimmy wants to make it perfect.

Guys, here's more funny moments

Action! from the past 10 years.

As you guys know,
we're always striving

to get better here at
"The Tonight Show."

Harder, better, faster, stronger.

Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to "The Tonight Show."

Unbelievable!

My job is to entertain you

and everyone here on
"The Tonight Show."

Roots, you guys ready to do this?

I can feel it already, this
show's gonna be the best show

we've ever done here right now.

Thank you, please.

Have a seat. Welcome, everybody.

Thank you so much.

If you would have told me as a kid

that I was going to
graduate high school

and go on to be on
"Saturday Night Live"

and then eventually be
the host of "The Tonight Show,"

I would have said,
"I graduated high school?

That is so not me.
That's so not like me."

My parents are here tonight.

They're here to see me,
Mom and Dad.

Hey, I love you.

Remember how proud you were
when I graduated high school?

That was a big deal, yeah.

Paid a lot of money for
that. I love you. I know, Dad.

You did not pay a lot of money,
it was a public high school.

You didn't pay a lot of money.

We're lucky our mascot
Hashtag the Panda

has never injured
himself on the job.

Is he here?

Why don't you just
take off the panda head

and get some air, yeah.

Why not? Go for it.

Wait a minute.

You've been Hashtag
the Panda all along?

Uh-huh, I wanted us to have, like,

you know, like, our own thing.

I was Hashtag the Panda,

but, you know,
that was in the past, really.

I want to know who did you get

to replace me as Hashtag?

No one, I just...

Jimmy Fallon and Cardi B!

Dave Grohl!

Megan Thee Stallion is co-hosting

Shawn Mendes, everybody.

Demi Lovato, come out here.

Demi, no!

Thank you so much.

See, how does it feel
to be behind the desk here?

I like the control
that comes with it.

You like to feel the power there.

This is an easy job in show
business. What are you...

What are you talking about?

What do you mean what am
I talking about, Jimmy?

All you do is read
jokes off a cue cards.

That's it. Come on.

My job is not that easy.

Jimmy, you just read
that off of a cue card.

That's what you...
That's what you just...

James, can I get some

thank you note writing music,
please?

Thank you, Fiber One

for answering the question.

What if a cereal tasted like

it was made out of cereal boxes?

Thank you, cuticles,

for sounding like
adorable testicles.

Thank you, dog booties

for keeping my dog both
warm and embarrassed.

There you go. That's it.

Thank you, any food that has

the word "artisanal" in it?

For warning me that
there's going to be

a long winded story
about the history

of the company on the back.

There you go.

Thank you, urinal cakes

for really stretching
the definition of cake.

Thank you, horse yoga,

whereas the horses call it

"What the freakin' hell, man?"

What is...

What the heck happened?

What is going on? You
believe what happened to me today.

That's crazy. This was ones
from Sean King in California.

He was watching a show
on Univision called "Sabadazo"

It's a game show.

Anyway, saw a guy in the audience,

he says looks like me.

The pizza decrustifier.

Put the pizza on there,

and then you put this thing down.

And then. Yeah.

You need to press on it.

Get up on the counter right here.

Sit on it.

Simple to use,

Open it up. And the pizzas go.

What is Sadie's talent?

Sadie can do CPR.

Yeah.
She could give me CPR?

Sadie push.

Push. Push.

Sadie, push. Sadie.

Get off of me.

What's going on?

We gave them a bunch
of weird phrases

and asked them to
sneak those phrases

into their press interviews
as casually as possible.

That last one, it just looked
good from the time

it left our hands, and I was like,

"Wham bam can a ham,
that's going in."

How active were you in the casting?

And my credo is like, "That's why

Raisin Bran has two
scoops of raisins."

17. How is that looking for you?

How are you feeling,
that's such an iconic... Yeah.

17 was pretty cool

because Tony Danza
was in the stands-a.

And so that was pretty neat for me.

Tariq and I had a competition

to see who can make
the best baseball themed cake.

I am going to make the head of one

of my favorite third baseman
of all time Brooks Robinson.

You throw a couple
of skewers in there

to help stabilize the hat.

It's all good. It's all good.

Oh, my gosh.

Don't give up.

Don't give up. Don't give up.

It's all savable.

And then, you know, you can go in

and make it look more realistic.

Get the eyes, of course.

You can kind of see it already.

It's time for
"Tonight Show" hashtag.

Here we go.

* Hashtag *

She said...

He says...

Honesty.

Honesty is the best policy.

She says...

That's the pic... Look at it!

This is Black Simon and Garfunkel.

* I'm just gonna shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake *

* Shake it off, shake it off *

I think I like this little life.

I think I like this little life.

What's up? It's me, The Dip.

Aka Chiz Dippler.

Aka your mom's new
favorite boyfriend.

Like hot air ballooning?

Well, count me out

because I get altitude sickness

anytime I'm 20 feet
above the ground.

Tonight, me and you
are going to a black tie affair.

A funeral.

I don't know who died. We gon' eat.

Which means...

No rules!

Cassidy, come on.

Doubles luge.

Hot damn, brother!

Anyone who knows me
knows that my dream

has always been to jump
through the giant doughnut

atop of Randy's Donuts.

We did it!

Dreams really do come true.

More highlights from 10 years
of "The Tonight Show"

Cut! when we come back.

Let's do that one more time.

No. We got it right there.

Okay.

* Of course I'm fresh *

* Oh,
you thought that I was rotten? *

* Huh, I beg your pardon *

* To me, gettin' paid
and gettin' busy fall together *

* Bust a move I never
use a barbershop *

* Yeah *

Welcome back to "The Tonight Show"

tenth anniversary special.

Here's more of our
favorite moments with

Miley Cyrus,
Bradley Cooper, and More.

Boy, you're back on Broadway here.

Look at this. This is giant.

"The Elephant Man."
It's a great story.

It's a tricky play.

It is tricky, yeah.

Especially because, um...

The movie, there's prosthetic,

but I love that we
still have these on.

It just feels good.
Tell me it doesn't feel good.

It feels actually really good.

Frosted tips. I got to say.

Boy Band. Absolutely.

We got a boy band here.

Anyway, I went to London
went to see his bones,

and it was amazing.

Segue.

Anyway, the bones.

We can't use that.
We'll cut this out.

We're talking about

the Elephant Man's bones

wearing these hats.

I'm sorry.

We got to reset. We got to reset.

We are allowed to invite
livestock to the show now.

Oh, that's great.

It's a new thing we're doing.

Do we have any Bengal tigers?

I heard a baby Bengal tiger.

Baby Bengal.

Where's the baby Bengal tiger?

I'll go find it, I'll go find it.

Come here.

How you doing? Come on over.

Be careful.

Nice to meet you.

Sit on his lap like a tiger.

Ooh!

How old is this Tiger, Will?

Uh...

Three months old. Oh.

Can I borrow one of your pens?

They love objects like this.

Okay. Alright. Oh.

This is how they learn to hunt.

- Ooh, ooh. Oh, oh, oh.
- Be careful. Be careful.

Be careful. Be careful. Be careful.

Alright. Be careful.

He loves talk shows.

You do? You love coming to
New York? I do. I do, yeah.

- Oh, and you s...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You speak English.
- He does.

It's amazing that
you taught him that.

That's amazing.

The scientific community
is going crazy over this guy.

They're going nuts.

He's, like, one of a kind.

Is it better for you

'cause you get to communicate
with other humans?

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they like it

when I do the thing... Yeah.

but usually, I mean,
they don't get what I mean.

You speak English,

but, also, you have
a kind of an accent, as well.

I do. I do.
Yeah, it's a German accent.

German. I taught him English
in a German accent.

This is the... the final...
the final season.

Everyone's been waiting.

What can you...
Can you tell me anything?

Are you allowed to
talk about anything?

When I found out that Arya died
in, like, the second episode,

I was... Woman:

Are you s... What?

Are you kidding me?

That's a spoiler.

Oh, my God.

We can edit that out.

Are you serious?
It's fine. Oh, my God.

I'm really sorry.
No, don't worry about it.

Okay. No, it's fine.

We can edit it, right?

Come back, sweetie.

Let me just go...

April Fools! April Fools!

You were good. You were so good.

Oh, my God.

* I can't live without you
if the love was gone *

* Everything is nothing
if you got no one *

* And you just walk in the night *

* Slowly losing sight
of the real thing *

* Islands in the stream *

* That is what we are *

* No one in between *

* How can we be wrong? *

* Sail away with me *

* To another world *

* And we rely on each other *

* Huhn hah *

Jimmy Fallon!

* Hey, hey, hey, hey *

Hi. I'm Jimmy Fallon, and
welcome to "The Tonight Show."

It's "Freaky Friday" tonight.

Jimmy, are you there?

I'm here.

I'm in your place.

Isn't this weird?

We did it.

But it's... it's a...
it's a tricky role.

'Cause it's based on a real guy,

Joseph Carey Merrick,

who lived in the late 1800s.

Died at the age of 27.

We can't have a
serious conversation.

We have to get through this.

- Okay, we got it.
- Alright.

This is based on a,
you know, true story.

We got it. We got it.
We got it. We got it.

I won't look at you.

- Alright, don't look at me.
- Yeah.

You said this is based on a real
guy, of course.

Yeah. Yeah.

You went to... You went to...

Stick around. We'll be right back

with some amazing
musical performances

and one awkward interview
with Nicole Kidman.

One of the things you learn
about doing a show like this

is that you never know
what's going to happen.

Like the time I
interviewed Nicole Kidman.

It all started out normal,
and then it just...

Well, watch.

I don't know if you remember this,

but we met before.

Oh, I remember.

Do you remember this?
It's really embarrassing for me.

- Yes.
- It was?

Do you want me to tell... Yeah.
I have not seen you since then.

I have not. That is correct. Right.

No.

But this is years ago,
and do you want me

to tell my version of the story?

Yeah, you tell your version.

I'm walking down the street.

- I'm in New York City.
- Yeah.

My friend, Rick, calls me and says,

"Dude, what are you doing?"

I go,
"I'm just walking down the street."

He goes,
"I have Nicole Kidman with me,

and she wants to
meet you for maybe...

to be in 'Bewitched'
or something like that."

So I go, "What? Okay?"

He goes, "I can be in your
apartment in like 10 minutes."

I go,
"You're gonna bring Nicole Kidman

over my apartment?"

I'm like, "Okay, I don't know.
What do I do?

What... Do I have something?
What do I do?"

He goes, "I don't know.

Just got some cheese
and crackers or something."

And I'm like... I'm like,
"Cheese and crackers?

I don't even know what
you're talking about."

I don't...
I don't have dinner parties.

I don't have anyone over my house.

I'm like, "I have video
games and sneakers." Yeah.

I mean, I really...

So I go and I go... There's
a deli, and I go in the deli.

I go, "What do you mean cheese?"

He goes, "Get Brie or something.

I go, "Brie?" I didn't
even know what that is.

I'm like, "Uh..."

I just remember I liked you,

and he was like... not now.

I'm married now.

But he was like, "Oh,
well, you can meet..."

I mean...

What?

Not that way.

Wait, wait. What?

Wait. What?

So he says...

So, Rick, our mutual friend, says,

"Oh, you know,
Jimmy wants to meet you..." Yeah.

"and you can go
over to his apartment,"

and da-da-da-da-da, and I'm single,

and I'm like, "Okay. Yeah. Cool."

Wait, what?

Yes.

What are you talking about?

Yes.

Did I date Nicole Kidman?

Did we go... was that a date?

So I go over, though, and
you're there in a baseball cap

and, like, nothing.

Just like...

I had Brie cheese.

And you wouldn't talk.
You didn't say anything.

You were like, "Hey. Mm. Mm. Mm."

Do you... right? Is that how...
yeah. I didn't, "Mm. Mm. Mm."

I didn't say... I was very nervous.
You went, "Mm. Mm. Mm."

And I'm like, "Okay, so..."
I didn't say, "Mm. Mm. Mm."

I didn't know this was a...
that this was a thing.

I thought this was a movie.
Well, it was, like, a hang.

It was meant to just...
I don't know.

And then you put
a video game on or something.

And I'm like, "This is so bad."

Alright, shh, shh.

It was bad.

I swear,
and you didn't talk at all.

And so after about
an hour-and-a-half,

I thought, "He has no interest.

This is so embarrassing."

Had no clue at all.

And I kind of left and went,
"Okay, no chemistry."

And then I was like,
"Maybe he's gay."

Come on.

Now I'm out of here. Take care.

Lord.

Okay. Now...

And now...

Anyway, we weren't meant to be,
right? Wow.

Wow, did you make a good decision.

You did.

You made a great...
a fantastic decision.

Oh, my gosh.

Anyway, it was like that. Oh,
my gosh. I'm in shock right now.

But now it's so nice.
We're both married with kids.

Yeah.

Well,
you made a much better decision.

Keith Urban is so
much cooler than I am.

He's a rock star.

He's always on tour.
Isn't he constantly like...

Yes, these country guys... No.

Yes, he's always on tour.

You're now trying
to be all serious.

Yeah, no, I'm trying to be serious.

- Now, look, here's the deal.
- Yeah.

I'm not always on tour.
I'm always at home,

hanging out. Kids.

We can't even have a conversation.

You're trying... You're feeling
a little something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're feeling
a little chemistry. No, I'm not.

We got a little chemistry now.
I'm not.

Little chemistry now.

It's too late, baby.

Ship has sailed, okay, Nicole?

Taken, okay? I am taken, okay?

Anyway,
let's talk about "Paddington."

This is the best day ever, man.

This is, like, a great day.
Let's talk about "Paddington."

"Paddington." Congrats already.

It's a big hit already.

Internationally, right?

- Yes. Overseas.
- Overseas.

They released it
overseas first. Yeah.

Yes.

- Hoo, boy. Yeah.
- Yeah.

I remember I got Brie cheese...

And corn chips.

- Corn chips?
- Yeah.

I didn't get...
did I get corn chips?

Yeah. And some old Chinese food.

How can I buy old Chinese food?

- It was in the fridge.
- It was in the fridge.

- It probably was.
- Yeah.

I'm going to go back to
"Paddington,"

- and we're gonna edit this out.
- Yeah. Yeah.

- The bear.
- The bear.

The little, adorable bear.

It's a cute bear. It's a cute movie.
It's a cute bear. It's so cute.

You play the villain in the movie.

I do.

- That's a good, juicy role.
- Yep.

Did you always want to play...
What?

- I can't even talk to you now.
- I mean, you can't even say it.

You're, like, stuttering and stuff.

Yeah, you're so nervous.

Only because you make me laugh now.

I make you laugh, yeah.

- Now...
- I always make you laugh.

Alright, so let's talk about it.

It's Hugh Bonneville,
my man Hugh Bonneville.

- So funny.
- Love him.

- So funny.
- "Downton Abbey." We love him.

And it's a CGI bear,
and, of course,

everyone knows the books.

But the bear does have
the most beautiful eyes.

No, he does.

Yeah. He does.

Why are you laughing?

Everyone's feel...
Everyone's feeling

the sexual chemistry here,
and it's awkward.

- There is no...
- And it's just odd.

Want to play Mario bro...

Want to play Mario brothers?

Let me show you my new Nintendo.

It's pretty cool.

Music is such a giant
part of our show.

Not only does our audience get
to see The Roots perform live,

but they also get a
front-row seat to some

of the most talented artists
and musicians out there.

Here are some of our
favorite musical performances.

We're here at the world-famous
Top of the Rock

at the top of Rockefeller Center.

Grand Central Terminal.

On the "Tonight Show" marquee.

In Central Park.

Tonight, we are making history.

TV debut. For the first time.

Please welcome, the one and only
Paul McCartney.

Taylor Swift! Ed Sheeran.

BTS! Madonna.

Bruce Springsteen. Ariana Grande.

Ladies and gentlemen, U2!

* I'm more than you know *

* I'm more than you see here *

* More than you let me be *

* I'm more than you know *

* A body and soul *

* You don't see me, but you will *

* I am not invisible *

* I just want you to come with me *

* We on another mentality *

* Ain't got no tears left to cry *

* Pickin' it up, pickin' it up *

* Oh, yeah *

* Mind, use your power *

* Freedom *

New York! * Freedom *

One more time, New York!

* Freedom, hey *

* Day to night to morning *

* Keeping me in the moment *

* I'd let you had I known it *

* Why don't you say so? *

* Didn't even notice *

* No punches left to roll with *

* You got to keep me focused *

* You want it? Say so *

* What's poppin'? *

* Brand new whip, just hopped in *

* I got options *

* I could pass that
chick like Stockton *

* Just joshin', I'mma spend
this holiday locked in *

* My body got rid of them toxins *

* "SportsCenter" top 10 *

* We go hard, or we go home *

* We gon' do this all night long *

* We get freaky if you want *

* Na-na-na, na-na *

* We go hard, or we go home *

* We gon' do this all night long *

* We get freaky if you want *

* Bitch, I'm Madonna *

* Bull-ishing yourself,
you talking to strangers *

* Same thing go for the
ones you came with *

* We all came on the
boat looking for hope *

* And all you can say is that
you're looking for dope, huh? *

* These days ain't no compromise,
unh *

* Your pain ain't mines
half the time, unh *

* A brand-new excuse
ain't nothing to me *

* See, I made my moves
with shackled feet *

* Cape Town *

* You can feel it all over *

* You can feel it all over *

* People *

* You can feel it all over *

* Everybody all over *

* People, go, go *

* Yo valgo por dos de 22*

* Cambiaste un
Ferrari por un Twingo*

* Cambiaste un Rolex por un Casio*

* Vas acelera'o, dale despacio*

* Ah, mucho gimnasio*

* Pero trabaja el cerebro
un poquito también*

* Sometimes the greatest way
to say something *

* Is to say nothing at all *

* Sometimes the greatest way
to say something *

* Is to say nothing *

* Say, "Dance for me,
dance for me, dance for me *

* Ooh, ooh *

* I've never seen anybody do
the things you do before" *

* They say, "Move for me,
move for me, move for me *

* Ay, ay *

* And when you're done,
I'll make you do it all again" *

* Is it too late now to say sorry?
*

* Yeah,
I know that I let you down *

* Is it too late to
say I'm sorry now? *

* Oh, ooh, ooh, oh, ooh, ooh *

* Sorry, yeah *

* Maybe it's in the gutter *

* Where I left my lover *

* What an expensive fake *

* My "V" is for "vendetta" *

* Thought that I'd feel better *

* But now I got a bellyache *

* Oh, I love to climb a mountain *

* And to reach the highest peak *

* But it doesn't thrill
me half as much *

* As dancing cheek to cheek *

* And I love to go out fishing *

* In a river or a creek *

* But I don't enjoy
it half as much *

* As dancing cheek to cheek *

Our next guests are
reuniting on television

for the first time
in over 15 years.

Give it up for A
Tribe Called Quest!

* Can y'all kick it? *

* Yes, we can *

* Can y'all kick it? Come on!

* Yes, we can *

* Can y'all kick it? * Come on!

* Yes, we can *

* Can y'all kick it? *

* If you're gonna let me down,
let me down gently *

* Don't pretend that
you don't want me *

* Our love ain't water
under the bridge *

* If you're gonna let me down,
let me down gently *

* Don't pretend that
you don't want me *

* Our love ain't water
under the bridge *

* There's glitter on the floor
after the party *

* Girls carryin' their shoes
down in the lobby *

* Candle wax and Polaroids
on the hardwood floor *

* You and me from
the night before *

* But don't read the last page *

* But I stay when you're lost
and I'm scared *

* And you're turnin' away *

* I want *

* Your midnights *

* But I'll be cleanin'
up bottles with you *

* On New Year's Day *

* There's always gonna
be another mountain *

* I'm always gonna
wanna make it move *

* Always gonna be
an uphill battle *

* Sometimes I'm
gonna have to lose *

* It's murder on the dancefloor *

* But you better not
kill the groove *

* Hey, hey, hey, hey *

* It's murder on the dancefloor *

* But you better not
steal the moves *

* Deejay, gonna burn this
Goddamn house right down *

* Don't show up * * Don't show up *

* Don't come out *
* Don't come out *

* Don't start caring about me now *

* 'Bout me now *

* Walk away * * Walk away *

* You know how * * You know how *

* Don't start caring *

* About me now * * 'Bout me now *

Hey, make some noise!

That wraps up our
10 Year anniversary show.

Thank you for tuning in tonight
and every night.

It's been an honor to host
the show for the past decade,

and to be able to do it
with the help of The Roots,

Higgins,
and this amazing staff and crew,

I couldn't be more
grateful to everyone here.

And to everyone who watches us
at home and online,

here's to 10 years and more.

Cheers, everybody.

* Get involved *

* Get, get involved *

* Get, get, get involved *

* Get into it *

* Get on up *