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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,760 LIGHT BUZZES 2 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,760 BRAKES CREAK 3 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:49,320 LIGHT BUZZES, BUZZING DIES 4 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,240 CRASH 5 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:56,520 GRUNTS 6 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,240 GRUNTS 7 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,920 There you go. Ta. 8 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,400 Can I get another one, please, Mike? All right. 9 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,880 Er... blackcurrant. No worries. 10 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,280 Cheers. 11 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,680 They still protesting? Every day. 12 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,200 Don't know what war is. 13 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,320 Thank you. You all right, guys? 14 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,080 Shit's sake, Lil. Mum know you're here? 15 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:14,160 Can do what I want. You're 15, so not really. 16 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,880 Hi, Mehmet. You all right? 17 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,720 I'm all right, yeah. 18 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,000 Mum's lipstick, that? You on the whisky, Mem? 19 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,200 "You on the whisky, Mem?" 20 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,280 He's, like, five years older, it's embarrassing. 21 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,080 Shove it up your arse. Shove it up your arse. 22 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,000 Where's John? Go home, Lil. 23 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,200 LIL SNORTS Is that juice? 24 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:29,880 Well, yeah, I'm driving, so... 25 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:33,320 Er, home, I said! Cadge a lift? 26 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,200 Mm... No. Such a dick, you know that? 27 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,920 You're such a dick. Piss off, Katie. 28 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,960 Piss off yourself. 29 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,760 "You're a dick." "You're a dick." 30 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:42,840 "You're a dick." Oh! 31 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,200 Oh! SHE LAUGHS 32 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,360 Come here, right, I've got it, I've got it. You ready? 33 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,880 SHE EXHALES 34 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,520 Oh! Took you about five years, that. 35 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,360 SHE LAUGHS Watch this, watch this. 36 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,760 Oh! Mem! 37 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,640 Oh! What are you doing? So sorry, Mike. 38 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,160 Use this. Sorry, Mike. 39 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,040 I didn't mean it. Such an idiot. 40 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,000 THEY LAUGH Stop. 41 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,640 Why are you such a lightweight? 42 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,680 What's your fucking deal? 43 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,840 Every Friday, five pints in and you start swinging. 44 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,080 I only clipped him. 45 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:21,200 He's your best mate, John! Oh, is he? Is he? 46 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,520 Why's he tapping you up, then, hmm? We were literally just chatting. 47 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,600 About what? 48 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,760 Ah, you ask this every fucking Friday. 49 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:31,080 You're my girlfriend, Katie, yeah? He don't just get to say shit. 50 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,160 Leave us alone, John. 51 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,880 You've always wanted her, haven't you? 52 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,520 He didn't say owt. Leave him! Oh, my God, Mem. 53 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,440 She's my girl. Yeah? 54 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,520 If you touch her, I'll snap your neck. 55 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,000 Oh, grow up, John. Stay back! 56 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,040 Nah, come on, let the big man out! Just leave him alone, John. 57 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,720 Let's go! 58 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,160 You hear me? 59 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,080 I will kill you! 60 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:20,240 'CAR RADIO: Dogs were yapping, terrified. 61 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,600 'The wind hissing through the door lock, 62 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,920 'and he just stood there on the other side of the glass - 63 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,880 'face peering in, sickly, hollowed eyes 64 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,360 'that crawled inside your soul. 65 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:36,440 'Only nine I was, but I knew that it was him. 66 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,560 'By "him", I mean the Devil.' 67 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,960 SHE SCREAMS 68 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,840 BREATHES HEAVILY 69 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,880 Mem? Mehmet? 70 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,080 DISTANT RATTLING 71 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,600 KNOCKS 72 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:42,400 We're... ready for you now. 73 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:37,640 GASPS 74 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:45,840 SHUFFLING 75 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,520 DISTANT SCREECH, SHE GASPS 76 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,560 SHE PANTS 77 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,960 TWIG SNAPS 78 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,640 I saw you. 79 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:50,840 DEEP GROWL 80 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,000 GROWL BUILDS 81 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,720 SHE SCREAMS 82 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,080 RADIO: 'Morning, beauties. Gemma here. 83 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,200 'With you till lunch, guiding you through. 84 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,640 'Now, not sure you've noticed, 85 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,920 'but we've had another ten tonne of snow in the night. 86 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,240 'I know, I know, it's tedious, in't it? 87 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,120 'We've had two glorious weeks of spring, 88 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,080 'and now it's gone all Billy Baltic again. 89 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,840 'The weirdness of it. It's weird, isn't it? 90 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,480 'Properly faffs with my chakras. 91 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:57,520 'And we've got a frozen lake 20 weeks of the year. 92 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,720 'Hard as concrete, you can literally skate across it in June. 93 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:04,280 'Now, that's not normal, surely. But here's the other odd thing. 94 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,280 'Have you noticed in Chadder how the snow never sticks? 95 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,320 'It does in the forest, it does in Doffston.' 96 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:32,400 Fiver going in, Tone. Where've you got me? 97 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,480 Last. Again? 98 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,240 Been here five year. Been here fifty-five. 99 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,320 Bully for you. 100 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,160 Rather go in t'middle? Rather go first. 101 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:47,160 Ha! You'll be against Jacob. Jakub? Fine with that. 102 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:52,080 Carve you like butter. Got a glass chin, has Jakub. 103 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,840 I'll drop him like second-year German. 104 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,680 And then, I'm coming after you, Tony. 105 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,960 Quite like to pop you back in your box. 106 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,680 You know, life is a wonderful thing, Tony. 107 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,040 You should tell that to your face. 108 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,040 SHE SCOFFS 109 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:22,200 CROWD: Frack off! Frack off! Get out and stay out! 110 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,840 Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! 111 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:28,520 THEY YELL Frack off! Frack off! 112 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:32,080 Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! No more fracking! 113 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:36,120 THEY CONTINUE TO YELL Frack off! Frack off! 114 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,520 You're killing the planet! Murderers! 115 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:41,360 VOICEMAIL: 'Hi, it's DI Ajunwa. Leave a message.' 116 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,440 Riya. It's happened again. 117 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,160 I keep saying, I need one of you down here. 118 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,680 I need protection. 119 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:01,480 I had 20 quid riding on you, you big Polish freak. 120 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:04,360 Big Polish freak who's the best mechanic in Lancashire. 121 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,480 What is it again you do, Tony, what's your skill? 122 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:10,360 I'm a good kisser. Oh, you can practise on me arse. 123 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,600 I did school you out there, though, didn't I, kidder? Shut up. 124 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:17,000 You know, you punch like a hamster. Genuinely. 125 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,400 All I could feel were these soft paws all over me. 126 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,440 You seen that cheek? On the house, that one. As if. 127 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,240 Next time, I'll put you to sleep, sausage, 128 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,720 in a little bed of hay. 129 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,720 You've got a big mouth. And you've got a big head. 130 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,880 A big, fluffy hamster head. SHE LAUGHS 131 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,120 Oi, Riya! Er, don't "oi" me. 132 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,240 Bit of respect, I could put you behind bars. 133 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,400 Conversation's not finished! 134 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,480 LIGHTER IGNITES 135 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:53,240 # Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you... # 136 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,480 What flavour? Pistachio. 137 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,160 Happy birthday to you. Thanks. 138 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,440 Do you want a bite? I'm vegan. 139 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,520 Yeah, but it's a Saturday. 140 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,520 You've got to have a sausage sarnie on a Saturday. 141 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:08,760 No, ta. 142 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,800 Ah, you were bloody tempted! I bloody well wasn't. 143 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:11,960 MOUTH FULL: Yeah, you were. 144 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,240 DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES Morning! 145 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,440 Are you all right, boss? You all right? 146 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,680 You've taken a few knocks this morning, boss? 147 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:20,360 Take a few knocks every day, Nish, one way or another. 148 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:24,000 Eh, happy 40th, boss. Er, less of the 40th. 149 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,440 What's going on with the weather? Snowmageddon. 150 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,440 It's called a Polar Continental Air Mass. 151 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:32,080 Oo-wee, you've got a degree. Seen Doffston, boss? No. 152 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,520 They're skiing up at Doffston. They've had 50 inches. 153 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:38,000 I doubt they've had 50 inches, Nish. They're only two miles up the road, 154 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,080 but you watch, it will have all melted by lunchtime. 155 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,280 You know what's actually causing these changes, Nish? You. People. 156 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,880 I mean, they reckon that parts of London 157 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,760 might be underwater by the end of the century. 158 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,280 Fine by me. 159 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,080 Er, have you ever been to London, Nish? 160 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,560 Why would I spend half a day on a train 161 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,400 to see a bunch of people I don't even know? 162 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,760 Why you in on your birthday, boss? 163 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,520 Oh, yeah, I'll have a brew if you're making. 164 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,720 Er, three sugars, please. 165 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:03,640 So, any progress with cat with a cough? 166 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,160 Oh, yeah, erm, Ali, you... 167 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,080 I spoke to the owner, she reckons it's fracking related. 168 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,280 It's a fucking fur ball. 169 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,200 Says it's gas in the air that's causing it. 170 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,440 What about the stolen ladder? 171 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,760 Oh, right. Fallen in the gap between the two fences. 172 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,200 So it was there all along? There all along. 173 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,280 I mean, he was pretty annoyed at himself, to be fair. 174 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,720 DOOR OPENS Morning! Good to see you, boss. 175 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:25,320 Morning, peeps. How we all diddling? Busy, busy? 176 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,040 Missing ladder is resolved. Good, good. 177 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:32,560 Cat with a cough, ongoing. Oh, I'm sensing attitude. 178 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:35,920 Oh, yeah. You're sensing right. Because? 179 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,280 Why does all the juicy stuff go to Manchester? 180 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,560 We need you on local. 181 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:43,000 Er, cat with a cough? I was in the Met for ten years. 182 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,760 Well, I'll send you back there if you like. 183 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,800 I just don't understand. 184 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,360 When there's a big case, why can't I get anywhere near it? 185 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,280 Cartel's a big job. Needs resources. 186 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,560 What about the missing Swedish girl, Nina Karlsson? 187 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,800 I could do that. Closed. 188 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,360 Spotted a day or two ago. Well, spotted where? 189 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,840 Nish, you read the report. Where was it again, love? 190 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,280 Er, thingy. Er, helpful. 191 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,560 Didsbury. Didsbury, yeah. 192 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:08,240 So, what, that's that? That is that, yeah. 193 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,880 Any news on the missing bin? 194 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,040 Called her yesterday. 195 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:14,000 It were the red, not the black. Right. 196 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,280 FAKING COUGH: Bumlick. 197 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,480 Er, Probationary Constable. What are you again? 198 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,920 A legend. You know what? 199 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:23,120 Since you're doing missing bin chat, I think I'll pop out, yeah. 200 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,240 Lob myself in front of oncoming traffic. 201 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,320 HE CHUCKLES 202 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,400 There was one other thing. What, Linda? 203 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,760 Eddie Wells is getting out. 204 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,680 What, when? Today. 205 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,760 What... He's meant to do ten year, he's only done five. 206 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,720 Good behaviour, overcrowding, don't know the reason. 207 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,320 Point is, he's out. 208 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,160 You all right? 209 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,560 Takes a sick mind to do what he did. 210 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,360 Chances are, after being inside for five years, he's worse. 211 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,000 You might want to give Jim an heads up. 212 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,400 SIGHING: Oh, yeah, God. 213 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,440 Does his family know? 214 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,080 GASP, GIGGLING 215 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,880 You little shit! 216 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,920 It's what you do to me when I sleep in. 217 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,600 Pass me t'towel, pass me t'towel! All right, calm down. 218 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,880 God! JOANNE GASPS 219 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:21,920 MATILDA GIGGLES 220 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,960 Err, don't forget, I've got the girls coming round tonight. 221 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,160 Waitress duty, I know. I'll give you a fiver for it. 222 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,480 No, you won't. No, I won't. 223 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,280 Go and pour water over your sister's face. 224 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,680 I already tried. Her door locked? 225 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:39,560 No, her bed's empty. It better bloody not be. 226 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,760 I need my car! 227 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,680 Visitors again last night, another mannequin, another noose. 228 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,160 I'm tired of fighting this on my own. 229 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,160 I'm sorry, Jim, I... It'll be Mehmet, again. 230 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,760 You know, he's actually a decent lad... 231 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,880 Oh, well, he seems it. HE FILLS KETTLE 232 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,080 Last week, he was throwing glass bottles. 233 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,000 This week, it's nooses. Tea? 234 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,120 If you're making... 235 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,160 Look, Jim, I wanted to... 236 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,160 Oh! Er, almost forgot. 237 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,640 Happy 40. 238 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,840 Oh. An egg? 239 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,480 An orb. From South America. 240 00:16:55,480 --> 00:17:00,280 They call it Furacao. Er, literally, "Scarer Of Evil". 241 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,680 All right, Indiana. 242 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,200 Centuries ago, the villagers used to use these things 243 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,920 to scare the Lizard Man - 244 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,520 you know, some dark presence that came in the night. 245 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,800 Could you not have just got me some vouchers? 246 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,000 Nowadays, it's used to ward off evil spirits. 247 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,080 Pop it in your pocket. Never know what's round the corner. 248 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:22,160 Well, that is what I wanted to talk to you about, Jim. 249 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,800 Eddie Wells is getting out early. 250 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,640 What? When? 251 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:40,160 Today. SOFTLY: No, no, that isn't right. 252 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,200 No, it's not... 253 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,640 LOUDLY: No, no, no, no, that can't be right! 254 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,680 Ten years, they said. 255 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,760 You tell them they made a mistake. 256 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:54,160 Jim... No, a mistake, that's what it is. 257 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,800 He's a fucking monster! HE SLAMS CABINET 258 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,920 You tell them that, you tell them... 259 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:04,680 ..what he did to me. Jim. 260 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:08,880 Five years I have bled into that bed every night! 261 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,360 I've lost my family and he gets leniency? 262 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:17,200 That isn't right, that isn't just! I've got your back, Jim. 263 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,760 How? You're just as scared as everyone else. 264 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:24,760 No. I'm fine. Well, you shouldn't be. 265 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,080 Put a creature like that in prison, 266 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,680 what do you think goes through his head? 267 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,520 He'll be coming for you. 268 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,400 He'll be coming for us all. 269 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:39,360 PHONE RINGS All right, first call of the day. 270 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,960 Any guesses, Ali? Er, anti-frackers. 271 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:45,080 One for the fracking site, I like it. Lind? Potholes. 272 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:48,280 Bloody potholes! First call of the season? Could it be? 273 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:52,640 Do we have ourselves a pothole problem, ladies and jellyfish? 274 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,000 Chadder Vale? 275 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,840 HE STUTTERS Say that again? 276 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,520 It's your birthday. I would've been all right, boss. 277 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,560 Are you sure? 278 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,040 What is that? 279 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,960 Stag. CROWS CAW 280 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,360 What you thinking, boss? 281 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:50,360 I watch, like, documentaries. About what? 282 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,960 Like, how to make yourself breathe like a fish, stuff like that. 283 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,520 And on Planet Real? 284 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,480 They've hit the stag, ditched the car... 285 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,600 ..walked back? 286 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,680 You're not telling me a Punto's done that. 287 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,760 No, of course. What're you thinking, then? 288 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:07,960 EXHALING: Er... 289 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,480 ..wild pigs? 290 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,520 I mean, pigs'll eat anything, won't they? 291 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,760 Or something bigger. 292 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,440 What's bigger than a bloody massive deer? 293 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,960 Call the RSPCA, tell them they're a man down, 294 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,440 and let's get Terry up here. 295 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,520 No idea what that black liquid is. Get some samples taken. 296 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,440 RADIO CRACKLES MAN: 'Everything all right?' 297 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,480 We've got a stag in bits up here. 298 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:39,040 Crikey. It's dead, properly dead. 299 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,680 I always get agitated when I see dead animals. 300 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,360 Some people reckon it's a sign. 301 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,600 Don't catastrophise. It does me nut in. 302 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,880 Now, if you had hit something head on, 303 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,560 your bumper'll be buggered. 304 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,120 Bumper's fine. Bumper's fine. Bonnet's not. 305 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,160 It's like a tree's fallen on it. OK. 306 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:03,040 OK, so, we are going with... tree? 307 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,480 Are we heck! We've got the bigger picture to consider. 308 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,960 Got to think about what has happened outside the car, 309 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,640 what's happened inside. 310 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,120 There's a blanket in here. Meaning what? 311 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,000 Maybe they stopped for a shag. 312 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,640 Rank. 313 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,680 You never had a shag in the woods, Al? Have you?! 314 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,640 We also can't rule out foul play. 315 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,080 Two seconds ago, you were saying they stopped for a shag. 316 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,160 There's blood all on the back seat, and there's some on the handle. 317 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,200 Blood? W-W-What you saying? 318 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,520 I don't know, I'm just expounding theories. 319 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,600 I'm sure I'll have more by the end of the day. 320 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,880 All right, Al, I know you're still probationary, 321 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,520 but let's keep things tight. 322 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,080 What's the first thing we do with an abandoned vehicle? 323 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,640 Check the plate. Shit! 324 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,360 Fancy a wander? CROWS CAW 325 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,720 What, in there? Mm. 326 00:21:56,120 --> 00:22:00,280 Be careful, boss. Why? What good'll that do? 327 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,320 PHONE BUZZES 328 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,760 SIGHING: Katie, it's your mum again. 329 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,600 Look, I really need the car today. 330 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,680 I start work at one, and I don't wanna walk in this. 331 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,000 Look, I only put you on my insurance so you could use it on and off, 332 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,240 not take the piss. 333 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,560 I shouldn't have to hunt you down every time. Ring me. 334 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,000 GROWL 335 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,000 CROWS CAW 336 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,840 I've got a biscuit here. 337 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,600 Quite soft. 338 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,240 Quite creamy. 339 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,080 Right up your street, I reckon. 340 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,880 TWIG SNAPS 341 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,800 DISTORTED BUZZING, SHE GASPS 342 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:12,480 DISTORTED RINGING, SHE PANTS 343 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,000 SHOUTING 344 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,760 AL: Boss, Terry's here! SHE PANTS 345 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,240 BREATHLESSLY: Morning, Terry. Ta for coming. 346 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,640 You've dragged me all this way 347 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,880 just cos you're worried about road kill? 348 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,160 There are black spots around the carcass. 349 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,720 Might be nothing, might be something, 350 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,640 and I wanna know what it is. 351 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,960 I mean, that's a fully grown stag torn into pieces. 352 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,120 I'd like to know what does that. 353 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:58,400 ALARM BUZZES 354 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,960 BUZZING STOPS 355 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,280 Didn't hear you get in. Were you meant to? 356 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,440 Where's Katie? 357 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,800 'Ey up. What can I get you? 358 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,440 Er, chips, sausage, tommy 'orse, ta. 359 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,800 If you're heading home, don't take the forest road. 360 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,560 HE SCOFFS Why's that? 361 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,080 Limbs everywhere, bits of teeth. 362 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,960 What... human teeth? 363 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,800 Small or large with the chips? 364 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,520 A small. Morning, love. 365 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,480 Mehmet about? Mehmet! 366 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,760 Keep the change. Can I have a word, love? 367 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,400 Anything you wanna tell me? 368 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,680 There was another to-do at the frack site last night. 369 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,120 Trademark you. Wasn't me. 370 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,600 Mind telling me where you were? 371 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,200 He was home. Fair enough. 372 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:29,320 Well, listen, I know you've been very vocal of late. 373 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,080 You like to get down there amongst them all. 374 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,880 I don't mind you having a voice - that's your own business. 375 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,920 But as soon as you start messing around, misbehaving, 376 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:41,440 lobbing bottles, hanging mannequins, that's my business. 377 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,400 It's reckless assault, Mehmet, and it's actionable. 378 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,280 Do you know what "actionable" means? 379 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,280 Means I can pop you in a cell for two year. 380 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:52,400 No chips, no PS4, just you and your wet bed sheets. 381 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,760 S'happened to your face? S'happened to yours? 382 00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:00,400 You lob owt else, anything at all, Mehmet, and it is game over. 383 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,680 You're a good kid. PHONE BUZZES 384 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,400 Don't turn out to be like the rest of 'em. 385 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,160 Yeah? 'We have checked that plate, boss.' 386 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:11,440 Car is registered to Joanne Wells. 387 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,800 Shit, are you sure about that? 'Positive.' 388 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,240 Have you checked in with Joanne? 389 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,800 Can you not do it? 390 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,600 'I'm the last person she wants to hear from.' 391 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,080 It's a bit weird, isn't it? 392 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,960 Her car's found the day her husband gets out of prison. 393 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,280 'I'm sure that's just coincidence.' 394 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,520 Coincidence is a bollocks, Al. Everything happens for a reason. 395 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,520 Morning. WOMAN: Morning, Derek. 396 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,200 Morning. WOMAN: Morning, boss! 397 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:16,000 SHOUTING: Finally! You little beauty! 398 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:21,240 HE CHEERS Come on, Derek. 399 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,920 Come on, Derek! 400 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,760 HE CHUCKLES Yes! 401 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,760 BRAKES CREAK 402 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,320 DISTORTED BUZZING 403 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:56,080 BUZZING INTENSIFIES, CRUNCHING 404 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,960 CHEWING, GULPING 405 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,240 Mm. HE EXHALES 406 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,040 Here's Moana, back from her travels. 407 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,280 Good trip? Delivery go OK? 408 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,440 Er... yeah... STAMMERING: ..it was all right. 409 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,040 Good. 410 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,120 What you having? Tater 'ash. Ah. 411 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,520 Just like Mum used to give us when we'd been good. 412 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,440 My mum. 413 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,600 Why've you been good? Mm! 414 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,960 DEREK CHUCKLES Look at this. 415 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,240 Read it, Kane. DEREK CHUCKLES 416 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,960 That daughter of mine not in yet? 417 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,880 Er, no, not yet. I'm just saying, Jo, erm... 418 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:44,280 Been nominated. Lancashire businessman of the year. 419 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,560 Yeah... 420 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,720 Katie, it's your mum. Call me! 421 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,520 DIAL TONE 422 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:06,560 DONKEY BRAYING RINGTONE 423 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,360 SHE LAUGHS SOFTLY 424 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:27,720 Erm... I-I-I been thinking, Dez... 425 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,240 Oh, yeah? What've you been thinking? 426 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:34,160 Maybe, maybe somebody else could do t'driving? 427 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,320 Who? 428 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:41,440 Kane, trust is important. 429 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,840 Hm? Yeah. 430 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,680 Something else? 431 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:51,440 The alarm's playing up in t'truck. Well, what do you want me to do? 432 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,360 HE CHUCKLES GLEEFULLY 433 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,200 ECHOING GRUNT 434 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,320 Hey, careful! GIRL GIGGLES 435 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,320 Come here! GIGGLING 436 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:13,680 CAR DOOR SLAMS 437 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,160 Yeah? Is your mum in? No. 438 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,160 Have you seen her today? Does it matter? 439 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,480 Kinda does, yeah. Well, I don't deal with filth. 440 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,960 When was the last time you heard from your dad? 441 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,160 Five years ago, you put him away. So, I'd say, what, hm, five years? 442 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,160 This is my number. 443 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,360 When you see her, tell her we've had her car towed. 444 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,720 She left it in the forest. As you do. Go on. 445 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,440 I know I'm the last person she wants to speak to, 446 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,680 but I just need to know she's safe. 447 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,720 My mum's fine. She's at work. 448 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,720 So keep your filthy fucking pig head out of my family, yeah? 449 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,200 FROM INSIDE: All right, bloody hell, hang on. 450 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,600 Banging like... Hiya, Vicky. 451 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,960 I just need a quick word with John. 452 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,280 Is this about what he did last night? 453 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,920 He's playing football on t'top field. Give him hell. 454 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,480 DOOR SLAMS 455 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,480 YELLING 456 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,080 John! 457 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,720 SHOUTING: John! 458 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,200 What's gone on last night? What did you do? 459 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,120 Well, if she would've come back, it wouldn't have happened. 460 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:49,440 What wouldn't have? I thought Katie was staying with you! 461 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,560 Did she not come back? No. 462 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,400 HE LAUGHS SOFTLY 463 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,520 HE LAUGHS LOUDER 464 00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,200 Do you know where she is? Yeah. Where? 465 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,640 I'll sort it. 466 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,520 SHOUTING: Tell her I need the car! 467 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,720 TYPING ON KEYBOARD, SOUNDS FROM GAME 468 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,760 KNOCK ON DOOR 469 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,720 I told the police that you were home last night. But you weren't. 470 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:33,840 FROM OUTSIDE: Oi, Mehmet! Big man! 471 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,880 Open the fucking window, then! 472 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,760 Where is she? Who? 473 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,320 Kat... You know who. 474 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,040 She's not here. Right, I wanna talk to him. 475 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,200 Mehmet's not home at the moment. Oh, isn't he? All right. 476 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,800 Well, you let me know when he is, yeah? 477 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,480 We're supposed to be fucking mates! 478 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,680 SOBBING 479 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,880 All right, Sue, I'm coming. You're all right. 480 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,200 SOBBING CONTINUES 481 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:29,600 Nobody's here. It's me, Sue. Riya. 482 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,160 GASPING: I thought you'd forgotten about me. 483 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,080 How could I forget about you when you call me 20-odd times a day? 484 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,880 The-the-the phone rang... this morning 485 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,520 I thought it might be Nick. 486 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,560 Well, your son hasn't called in four year. 487 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,840 You know what I thought we could do today? 488 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,200 I thought we could burn the rest of his stuff, 489 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,480 you know, make a thing out of it. 490 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,640 Toast some marshmallows, what do you think? 491 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,160 He should never have brought you to this place. Hm. 492 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,840 People don't see what's happening. 493 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,160 What's happening, chook? 494 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,760 When he was a little boy... 495 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:12,240 Nick used to cry at anything... high. 496 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:15,200 You know, buildings, churches, towers. 497 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,000 He thought they were giants. 498 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,200 I used to laugh. 499 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:28,320 I said, "There's no such thing as giants." 500 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,240 SOBBING: Oh, Riya, I was wrong! 501 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:34,080 They're coming, Riya. They're coming... 502 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,600 DOORBELL, SUE GASPS 503 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,720 Is it finally happening? No. No, how do you know? 504 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:42,040 Because worlds don't just end, Sue. 505 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,240 SHE LAUGHS SOFTLY Ta very much. 506 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:50,040 Polish Champagne. Well, well, who knew? 507 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,240 Cheaper than the others. 508 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,400 Not supposed to tell me that bit. Come on. 509 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,280 INTERIOR DOOR OPENS 510 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,480 Do you have to go? She does, I'm afraid. 511 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,640 Tell him the clocks are gonna stop. 512 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,240 You ready? 513 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,800 What, for my surprise party? 514 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,760 Been ready for about two months, kidder. 515 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,920 Gimme two ticks while I whack on a bit o' slap. 516 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,240 HE GROANS SOFTLY 517 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,120 ALARM WAILS 518 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,160 CROWD: Frack off! Frack off! 519 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,920 Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! 520 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,200 I've done nothing wrong! 521 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,640 Leave me alone! 522 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:21,040 Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! 523 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,760 GUNSHOTS, SCREAMS FROM CROWD 524 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,400 # Yeah 525 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,680 # I get the feeling Don't believe it 526 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,840 # I get the feeling That I'm free... # 527 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:54,160 Speech! Speech! Yeah, speech. 528 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,200 All right, erm... SHE SIGHS 529 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,760 Forty. How the heck did that happen? 530 00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,840 SHE LAUGHS 531 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,080 Erm, six years ago, 532 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,880 I lived in a three-bed townhouse in Wandsworth 533 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,120 with a view of the Common. 534 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,960 And now I live in a two-bed in Chadder 535 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,840 with a view of Sue. 536 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,840 THEY CHUCKLE Yeah. 537 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,480 Nick wanted us to move up here to be closer to his Mum, 538 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:23,000 and then, well, yeah, you all know what happened. 539 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,400 So, there was me planning kids. 540 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:29,080 But now, I look after batshit Sue. 541 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,680 Not quite how I imagined my life panning out. 542 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,120 But then I've got you lovely lot, my new-found friends. 543 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,920 DOOR OPENS All right, just bring it through. 544 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,240 Sneak it in the back before, erm... SHE LAUGHS SOFTLY 545 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:46,840 Erm, yeah, so, I'm looking forward to a 20-shot rack and some dancin'. 546 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,600 APPLAUSE Yeah! 547 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,680 # Fo-o-o-or 548 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:55,120 ALL: # She's a jolly good fellow For she's a jolly good fellow 549 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,880 # For she's a jolly good Fello-o-ow... # 550 00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,840 SHE CHUCKLES # And so say all of us... # 551 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,800 Thank you. # And so say all of us... # 552 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,880 No, you're all right. # And so say all of us! 553 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,400 Good. Thanks. Thanks. SOME CONTINUE SINGING 554 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:11,440 LAUGHTER 555 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,760 Two weeks ago, Katie borrowed me new car. 556 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,320 The Punto? Mm. 557 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,480 Handed it back the following day all scuffed. 558 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:21,120 Scuffed? Yeah! Scuffed. Bollocked her, I did. 559 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,400 Over a scuff? Two years I saved for that car. 560 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,200 That's, like, 10,000 hours folding dough. 561 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,600 She's young, can't be telling her off over a bloody scuff. 562 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,200 Pisses me off. Scuffing? 563 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,840 LAUGHTER 564 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,680 Yesterday, she took it again, and guess what? 565 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,240 She bloody scuffed it! She's not even bloody back! 566 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:40,720 She's twenty-bloody-one! 567 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:43,720 And I don't like her keep disappearing off. 568 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:46,040 Not when we had that Finnish girl a few month back. 569 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,720 She wasn't Finnish. Dutch? Danish. Mm-hm. 570 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,920 Well, whatever. This in't Twin Peaks, love. 571 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,000 LAUGHTER You've got to chill out! 572 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,160 Oh, Mum? LAUGHTER CONTINUES 573 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,280 Mum? Oh, yes, love? 574 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,480 Car was towed. Towed where? 575 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,440 In the forest. She said call. 576 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,840 Who? Police bitch. 577 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,000 Because you're afraid of t'dark. 578 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,400 Didn't want you thinking there's monsters in the cupboard. 579 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,560 I mean, it's made from recycled tin. 580 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,160 Wouldn't expect anything less. Thanks. 581 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,400 Er, I'll give you your present on Monday. The Amazon Fairy fucked up. 582 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,920 OK. PHONE RINGS 583 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,080 It's on the way, though. 584 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,160 Hello? 'It's Jo.' 585 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,160 Sorry, what? 'It's Joanne, it's Joanne Wells.' 586 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,720 Oh, erm, Joanne, erm, it's a bit noisy in here. 587 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:41,600 Can you give me a second? I'm just gonna go outside. 588 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,080 Sorry, I was just... 589 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,880 Erm, we found your car in the forest. 590 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,040 And I just wanted to... 'My daughter's missing.' 591 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,040 Are you there? 592 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,240 Your daughter's missing? JOANNE WHIMPERS 593 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,800 Katie. Someone's taken her. 594 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,640 'Or she's hurt. She's not back.' 595 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,440 Ali. We've got a missing girl. 596 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,600 I need you and Nish down to where we were this morning. 597 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,040 And if Eddie Wells is out, I need to know where Eddie Wells is. 598 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,120 I need a full search of the area, like now, now. Fucking now! 599 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,920 Katie would never go into the forest. She hates it there. 600 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,240 She just wouldn't go there! 601 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,960 Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's OK, it's OK. She'll be all right. 602 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,200 Din, do a ring-around, call everyone she knows. 603 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,240 Of course, course. 604 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,560 Lil, have a think about where she might've gone. 605 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,600 Who she might've seen. 606 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,000 You know who her mates are. Call 'em! OK! 607 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,680 What am I gonna do? It's all right. 608 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,040 INDISTINCT TALK IN KITCHEN 609 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,280 TYPING ON KEYBOARD 610 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,520 COMPUTER GAME SOUNDS 611 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,840 Katie! 612 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,480 Katie! 613 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,080 ANIMAL CALLS 614 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,760 PHONE BUZZES Oh, God, no, please. 615 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,440 SHE EXHALES HEAVILY 616 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,680 TYPING ON KEYBOARD, VIDEO GAME SOUNDS 617 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:35,720 We're coming with. Don't be daft. 618 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:38,200 What if you don't come back? Hey? 619 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,440 SOFTLY: Of course I will, I promise. 620 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,200 OK? I just need to find Katie. 621 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,120 It's, it's dark, and it's freezing. 622 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:53,400 And wherever she is, she needs her mum, OK? 623 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,440 FROM KITCHEN: 'Mum, is there any of that chilli left from Tuesday?' 624 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,920 Katie? 'What?' 625 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,440 Don't "what"! Christ, Mum, chill. 626 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,000 You can't do that! Do what? 627 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,880 Just disappear like that. I've got folks looking for you! Who? 628 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,000 Who? Me, Bev, Dina. 629 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,800 So, like a proper search party, then. 630 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,640 It's not funny, I couldn't get hold of you. 631 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,840 Fuck sake, Mum, I'm 21. YELLING: Where've you been? 632 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,160 Does it matter? Yes, it matters! 633 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,280 You ditched the car! It's a £3,000 Punto! 634 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,480 Oh, you're annoying me now, Mum. Oh, I'm annoying you now, am I?! 635 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,520 Yeah! SHE SLAMS DOOR 636 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,880 Oh, God, I could throttle her. I could throttle her. 637 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,160 Katie? 638 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,120 ANIMAL CALLS 639 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,840 LOUDER: Katie! PHONE BUZZES 640 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:43,240 Yeah? She's back home. It's a false alarm. Thank God. 641 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,040 So, where is he, then? Who? 642 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,400 KNOCK ON DOOR 643 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,280 Eddie. 644 00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,480 SOFTLY: Hiya, darling. 645 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:42,200 BREATHING QUICKENS 646 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,960 Oh, no, I can't, I can't. 647 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,400 SOBBING 648 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,760 LOUD FOOTSTEPS, TOY CRUNCHES UNDER FOOT 649 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,560 PANTING Boss? 650 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,360 SHE PANTS 651 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,240 Boss? 652 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:15,400 I'm over here. Anything, boss? 653 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:19,760 False alarm, apparently. Get in. Told you. 1-0 to Nish. 654 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,960 You coming, then, boss? Karaoke in ten. 655 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,520 I've got you down for a bit of Bieber. 656 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:25,920 Right behind you. 657 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,000 BUBBLING 658 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,920 CAP HITS CABINET GLASS, SIZZLING 659 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,520 WALKIE-TALKIE: 'Boss, you coming? Karaoke's waiting.' 660 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,280 BEEP I've got a bad feeling, kids. 661 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,640 'Boss?' BEEP 662 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:24,000 I've gotta bad feeling I'm about a murder a bit of Bieber. 663 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,280 ANIMAL CALLS 664 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,000 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 49388

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