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You have the tickets? Got 'em.
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You sure you have
the tickets? Yes.
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Why would you do that?
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♪ Tell me why I
love you like I do
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♪ Tell me who can stop
my heart as much as you
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♪ Let's take each other's hand
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♪ As we jump
into the final frontier
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby
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♪ Yeah!
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♪ I'm mad about you ♪
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Hi, yeah, I'd like to confirm
a reservation for 8:00 tonight.
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The name is Buchman. For four.
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Come on, they're gonna be
here any second. You have it. Huh.
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Nothing is gonna go wrong.
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Well, now, okay, let me ask
you this, do you debone your fish?
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You do? All right. Well,
we'll see you there. Okay.
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So, here's the situation,
they didn't lose the reservation
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and I'm not gonna choke.
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Sweetie... All right,
so here's what I think.
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It's either gonna
be food poisoning
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or... Sorry, Clapper.
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I'm gonna get hit by some
sort of public transportation.
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Would you stop?
It's your birthday.
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PAUL: That's exactly my point.
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If you think it's gonna
happen, it's gonna happen.
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No, excuse me. What
about all the other years
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when I didn't think it was going
to happen? Still it happened.
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It's you, me, Ira, and Susannah.
We're gonna have a nice dinner...
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Ouch. What happened?
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No, no, no, I'm just practicing.
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Fine. You're gonna fall in
a well. Are you happy now?
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You know, I fell in a well.
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You did not? Birthday,
15. Amish country.
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You fell in a well?
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While making a wish.
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Okay? My God.
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No, no, no, this is the beauty...
this is the beauty of the thing.
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See, I know it's gonna suck.
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I know there's some
disaster coming and still
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I continue to have birthdays.
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Maybe this one will be better.
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Oh, no, no, it will suck.
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It's just that I just don't know
what form the disaster will take
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and therein lies
the fascination.
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(DOORBELL BUZZING)
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Are you ready? Come on.
I'm... I'm absolutely all set.
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Please don't call
her Sue this time.
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Who? JAMIE: Susannah.
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PAUL: When did I call her Sue?
Last week on the way to the movies.
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Well, I was in a hurry.
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It's your day.
Please try to enjoy it.
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Okay. Tell me what you see.
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Cat? Hmm. Whose cat?
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Ira's cat. Hmm.
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Do you see my bird? No.
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That's because he's in the cat.
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Do you want me to kill myself?
Would that make us even?
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I don't know. Give it a shot.
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Okay. Fine. I will.
SUSANNAH: Good.
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IRA: I mean it. SUSANNAH: Good.
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Okay, I'm going. Good.
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Here I go. Good!
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Say goodbye.
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I'm really going. Good.
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It's better than last year.
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Okay, I told everybody
to be here by 7:30.
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Paul should be back
from his shoot around 8:00.
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Oh, come on, you really
think he doesn't know?
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Believe me he's been working so hard
on this film he barely knows his name.
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Hey, remember
when I had amnesia?
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It wasn't amnesia.
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So how did I end up in
New Hampshire? All right.
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Fine. You had amnesia.
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I'm gonna go pick up those chairs
from Mr. Wicker's. Will you please set up?
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Okay.
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(HUMMING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU)
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(CROWD CHEERING ON TV)
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(TV CLICKING OFF)
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Excuse me, these
are for the guests.
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Hi. Oops.
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PAUL: What? Nothing.
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What happened to your movie?
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Ah, well, we finished
everything ahead of schedule.
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Well, I don't think
that's very professional.
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Where's my little wife?
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Well, she's around.
Where are you going?
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To get some soup or
something. I ate the soup.
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We have, like, 16 cans of soup.
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I know. It's my period.
Hey, you know what?
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Why don't we go out and
I'll buy you some soup?
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That's all right. You know
what, I'm too tired to eat anyhow.
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That could work. What?
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Oh, you march right in there,
mister, and you get some sleep.
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I wish I could. You know what,
we've been shooting for 48 hours
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and my brain is just racing.
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Take a pill. I don't have pills.
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I have pills.
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Yeah. Really?
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Look, birth control, mood
elevator, appetite suppressant,
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appetite stimulator,
Prozac, Breath Asure.
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And here we go, sleeping pills.
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These really work? Oh, yeah.
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I don't know about taking
somebody else's prescription.
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Oh, they're not even
mine. They're Harriet's.
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How is that better?
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They're for everybody.
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All right.
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But I'll tell you this.
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If the appliances start coming to life
and chasing me around the apartment,
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I'll be very unhappy.
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Lisa, will you help
me with these? Hush.
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What? Paul's home.
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Oh, my God. Oh, no,
no, no. Don't worry.
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I fixed everything. How?
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Oh, I gave him a sleeping pill.
He'll be out for, like, 12 hours.
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What? Ssh.
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I'm having a party for
him in half an hour. I know.
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Oh...
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JAMIE: Paul?
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Paul.
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Hey. Did you take that pill?
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Yeah. Why? Surprise.
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What? I'm throwing a
party for you in half an hour.
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Why are you throwing a party
for me? Because it's your birthday.
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I told you I don't
want a party. I know.
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But I thought that was
just 'cause of last year
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and I figured you'd get here
and you'd see everybody and...
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Can you induce vomiting?
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It's my birthday.
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I know. But I have, like, 30 people
coming over here any minute.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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We know 30 people? Yeah,
Steve is flying in from Boston.
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Ira rounded up all of
your college friends.
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Do you know what we've all
been through to pull this off?
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(YAWNING) I'm so
tired, she gave me a...
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Look, would you do
something, please?
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(YAWNING)
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How's that?
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You know what, last
year is looking pretty good.
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A little more. A little more.
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A little more. Fran, why don't
you go check the hors d'oeuvres?
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Paul and I can handle this. No, I
have to go check the hors d'oeuvres.
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PAUL: Okay. You do that.
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I'm telling you, this is gonna be
the best birthday you ever had.
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It already is. Good.
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Why are we doing this? I thought it
would help get her mind off things.
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All right. Next time Mark
decides to leave her,
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tell him to wait till
after my birthday.
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Tell me if these are hot enough?
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Ooh.
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Mmm. Great.
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I don't want a party.
Well, she does.
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Okay, but it's my birthday.
That's why we're having a party.
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Understand I don't want a party.
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Leave me alone.
You'll get presents.
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Okay. We got hot cups, we've got cold
cups. We've got hot cups with handles.
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We've got streamers, hats,
balloons, paper plates, napkins.
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We got hot cups. You
already said hot cups.
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(SOBBING) Oh...
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I'm sorry. No...
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He's right, he's right.
I meant that good.
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You're just saying that. No,
hey, people love hot cups.
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Really? Yeah, love
them, they love 'em.
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That's what you're wearing?
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I thought I would. Yeah.
You're right. What do you know?
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You know plenty. No, I
am too judgmental, aren't I?
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You're not judgmental.
Look at him. He looks horrible.
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Hey, hey, hey...
He does, a little.
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How many times have I said the
man doesn't know how to dress.
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That's true. Excuse me?
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Just relax. Have a drink. We're
gonna have a good time tonight.
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Okay.
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Come on, let's get you
into some decent clothes.
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What? You bought me
this. At least it's not snowing.
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MAN 1: The freak spring blizzard
which has crippled the city and left...
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WOMAN 1: both the IRT and IND
Subway lines have been temporarily...
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(CHANGING CHANNEL)
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MAN 2: so buckle down,
New Yorkers, for this freak...
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WOMAN 2: that's
tonight, I'm Robin Bird.
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I've seen this one.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Hello. I'm sorry.
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Hey, where are you?
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I... I sat in the
subway for 45 minutes.
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It never moved. I
couldn't get a cab.
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I just finally came
back to my office.
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Are you all right?
No. I'm frozen,
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I lost a boot, and
I'm not with you.
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How's your party? Raging.
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Me, Sid and 900 dumplings.
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How did Sid get there?
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He said he grew up in
Minsk. Hey, I grew up in Minsk.
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I was talking about you. Oh.
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Did you take your birthday walk?
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No, I was waiting for you.
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Maybe it will let up. I'll call
you back in a little while. Okay?
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All right. Have fun.
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(DOORBELL RINGING) Okay, bye.
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Hey, reinforcements.
Now we're cooking.
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Aunt Lolly, what... what...
What are you doing here?
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You said there was a party.
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Yes, no, of course. No, I mean,
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how did you get
down here? I drove.
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From Connecticut?
I took the Skylark.
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Oh. No, 'cause they... they said it's
like a... like a sheet of ice out there.
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Oh...
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Do you own that
blue Volvo out front?
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No. Good.
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I brought you something.
Happy birthday. Oh...
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Thank you.
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Hey, Paul, who's your friend?
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Uh, this is Jamie's aunt, Lolly.
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Lolly, this is my
editor, Sid Novak.
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Charmed. You bet.
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Did anybody ever tell you
you look like Errol Flynn?
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Not a day goes by.
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Yeah, all right. So
who wants cake?
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Sweetie? Um, Ms.
Stemple? I can do it.
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This is why they have bakeries.
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I can do it. I can
do it. I can do it.
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All right. All right. All right.
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Now bake.
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You're very cute,
how you don't give up.
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This is our first birthday here.
I am making you this cake.
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Come here. What?
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You have cakie
stuff all over you.
227
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Well, how is it?
Hey, that's good.
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Do you do the port
thing now or later?
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Oh, now would be very good.
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Which grandfather was it?
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All right. This is
mother's father,
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on my 21st birthday,
and he gives me this bottle
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and he says, "Freckles, once
a year you drink a glass of this,
234
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"you take a walk, you
figure it out." Freckles?
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(MUMBLES)
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So here's to figuring it out.
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And, you, I will see next year.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Hello. No, no, no, Rick. I told
you, it's my fiance's birthday.
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No, I'm not working tonight.
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Oh, she did?
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All right. All right. I'll deal
with it first thing in the morning.
243
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:53,151
Just meet me there with
the file at 7:00. Okay, bye.
244
00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:56,187
That just sounds weird. What?
245
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:59,157
"Fiance. My fiance."
246
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,893
Well, that's what you
are. No, no, no. I know.
247
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,895
It's, it's just,
you know, you...
248
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,175
You're walking around, you're
minding your own business,
249
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,399
next thing you know,
you're a whole French word.
250
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:11,380
When you used to think about it a year
ago, would... would you have thought?
251
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,537
Yes.
252
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:15,439
No, I mean, seriously,
like a whole year ago.
253
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,543
Yes. Oh. Well...
254
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,356
If you'd rather I
didn't use the word...
255
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,581
No, no, no, you know, it's
just... You know what I'm saying.
256
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,929
How... How long until cake?
257
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,486
Well, it's a little while.
258
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,789
All right. This is
gonna work out good.
259
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,490
Where are you going?
260
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,904
Like my grandfather says, you
drink a little bit, then you walk.
261
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,039
That's how it works.
262
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,729
Okay. Well, I have,
like, 45 minutes.
263
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,998
Until what? Until
the cake's ready.
264
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,266
Oh, oh.
265
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,803
Okay. Uh, see, it's like...
266
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:48,773
It's... It's kind of something like
I kind of like to do on my own.
267
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,653
Oh, oh, oh. You know,
it's nothing personal.
268
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,021
It's just that every
year this is what I do.
269
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,512
It's the annual birthday
"you walk, you look forward...
270
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,192
Okay. Okay..."you look
back" thing in my head.
271
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,327
Okay. You know... I mean,
like, Do you want to come?
272
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,852
Well, you want me to
come? Do you want to come?
273
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,498
Do you want me to come? Sure.
274
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,967
All right. It's just, you
know, it's like a tradition.
275
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,803
It's a tradition thing.
I like to do it myself.
276
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,037
I understand. Really?
277
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,161
Yes, okay. Okay.
278
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,470
Come on, Murray.
279
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,499
(DOOR CLOSING)
280
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,176
Hi. Hi. How was your walk?
281
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,045
Really good.
282
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,379
What did you think about?
283
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,883
Oh, this and that.
Great. Your cake's ready.
284
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,529
What's all this? What?
285
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,121
Oh, I'm leaving you
tomorrow. Put your hat on.
286
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,625
Excuse me? Is your hat on?
287
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:45,797
My hat. Yes, my... my hat is on.
288
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:49,433
You're leaving me? ♪ Happy
birthday to you Happy birthday to you
289
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,771
♪ Happy birthday, dear
Paul Happy birthday to you ♪
290
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,608
Thank you. You're
leaving me? Yes.
291
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,421
Not till tomorrow. Why?
292
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,557
Because it's your birthday,
I don't want to ruin it.
293
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:04,693
Why ever? Obviously, you're not
ready to share your life with me.
294
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:07,130
Okay? Make a wish. I
don't want to make a wish.
295
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:10,889
Make a wish. I have
to separate our books.
296
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,991
Did we have a big fight
that I should know about?
297
00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:14,993
No fight.
298
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,173
You're just leaving me? Paul, it's
your birthday. Don't think about it now.
299
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,397
Okay. We'll just wait
till you feel like chatting.
300
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,465
Look, you took your
walk, I took mine.
301
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,812
You figured it out, so did I.
302
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,380
I just wish we could've
done it together,
303
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,082
we could have saved ourselves
this whole conversation.
304
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,383
Is this your Ivanhoe or mine?
305
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,152
I... I... I don't have
an Ivanhoe. Mine.
306
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,975
W-What conversation?
307
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,589
There is no conversation. You're
packing. I'm standing here going "huh?"
308
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,524
You have your walk.
You have your port.
309
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,494
You have your dog. What does
it matter? Girls of James Bond?
310
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,129
Do you want some
port? Probably yours.
311
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,452
You want to go take a walk?
312
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,465
No, I would like to
be part of your life.
313
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,790
So you think leaving
me will accomplish that.
314
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,171
You won't even tell me
what you thought about.
315
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:51,930
I'm sorry. That's how it works. You
know, I drink, I walk, I figure it out.
316
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,664
My grandfather set
the rules, not me.
317
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,112
Was your grandfather ever
married? Hey, five times.
318
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:59,003
Great. Cujo? You want to
know what I was thinking about?
319
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,184
I just want to know whose
copy of Cujo this is. All right.
320
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,107
I'm gonna tell you what
I was thinking about.
321
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,388
The whole time I'm out there, I'm walking
along and I'm looking back at the year,
322
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,490
and I'm going, "Hey, remember
this? Hey, remember that?"
323
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,259
And I see all these people.
They're looking at me
324
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,117
'cause I'm talking to myself, but
they don't know I'm talking to you.
325
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,887
And all of a sudden I
realize I have figured it out.
326
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:19,590
I now have somebody else to
walk with for the rest of my life.
327
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,927
That's what I was
thinking about.
328
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,330
But you know what?
You're right. You're right.
329
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:28,566
It's my birthday. I don't have
to discuss it if I don't want to.
330
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,468
I'm gonna have cake.
331
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,650
To the future.
332
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,667
Fourth word, small word.
333
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:37,856
"The."
334
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,339
The Silence Of The...
335
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,745
Fifth word.
336
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:50,849
Dog.
337
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,225
Cow.
338
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,053
Table.
339
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,521
Lamb! Lambs! I'm a
lamb! Silence of the Lambs!
340
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,958
Oh, right, if you say so.
341
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,392
It just won best picture.
342
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,195
Don't you miss the Automats?
343
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:08,010
This whole city's gone to hell.
344
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,068
All right. Who's next?
345
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,972
Uh, you know what, Paul,
it's getting kind of late.
346
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,474
You read my mind. Oh,
you have to go so soon?
347
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,476
Yeah.
348
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,489
Uh, 'cause it's really kind of
early. I've got all this food here still.
349
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,624
Uh, we'll take a
rain check. All right.
350
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,494
I... I... I've got Pictionary,
if you want. Oh, that's nice.
351
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,678
I really appreciate you comin'
out. You'll be all right out there?
352
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,689
Oh, please. I buried
two husbands.
353
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:35,559
Perhaps they weren't
up to the challenge.
354
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,329
Well, thanks for
coming. Good night, dear.
355
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,932
Good night. Thanks for coming
again. Paul, many happy returns.
356
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,302
All right. Okay.
357
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,140
Yeah. What do you care?
358
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,153
If your birthday is a bust, you've
got another one coming in 50 days.
359
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,511
Me, I've got to
wait a whole year.
360
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,913
All right. Everybody
works. Everybody works.
361
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,291
FRAN: That's right, leave me.
362
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:11,195
All right. Get out.
Go! Just walk away!
363
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,331
I'm used to it! Beat it!
364
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,177
Amscray! Get out of here.
365
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:18,236
Who needs you?
366
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,983
I merely suggested a little
drink might make her feel better.
367
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,106
Yeah, here's what I think.
368
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,275
Let's have my
port, take our walk
369
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:27,378
and forget this
birthday ever happened.
370
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,879
Ooh, ooh, oh, my port.
371
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,516
What are you looking at?
372
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,856
(SCATTING)
373
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,403
Come on. Wake up. Sing with me.
374
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,526
(HUMMING)
375
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:44,395
Good. Good. Now wave
to the people. Wave.
376
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,143
Good. JAMIE: Okay,
everybody's upstairs. Oh, oh...
377
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:51,135
Hi. You came to the parade.
Yes... Let's get him upstairs.
378
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,239
(DINGING)
379
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,978
Honey, remember,
it's your birthday.
380
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,491
You don't know anyone's there.
381
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,815
Act surprised. Okay?
382
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,095
Here you go.
383
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,553
You're gonna wait right
here and count to 30.
384
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,266
Okay, sweetie, do
you have your keys?
385
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,157
Honey, your keys?
You have your keys?
386
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,337
Sweetie... Okay,
listen, listen, listen, right.
387
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:17,695
Just ring the bell.
Ring the bell. Okay?
388
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:23,568
Lisa just saw him coming down
the street. Get down. Get down.
389
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,802
Seventeen,
390
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,638
eighteen,
391
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,008
seventeen,
392
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,443
seventeen,
393
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,054
JAMIE: Ira, Fran, get down.
394
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,648
(DOORBELL BUZZING)
395
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,428
Lisa, you'll get the
lights, This is it. Okay.
396
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,685
One, two, three...
397
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,387
ALL: Surprise!
398
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,171
Can I see you for
a moment? Sure.
399
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:50,894
Excuse me.
400
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,131
Would you, uh,
clean this up, please?
401
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,600
Okay, that's all right.
I'm sorry, I've got him.
402
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,102
Sweetie, oh, honey.
403
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,452
Come on, get up. Come
on. Five more minutes.
404
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,818
No, no, no, honey, honey, there's
a party. Sweetie, there's a party.
405
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,420
All right, I'll...
I'll get the cab.
406
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,944
No, no, honey, honey, you're
home. Honey, honey, you're home!
407
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,413
He's here! He's here!
Get down, get down.
408
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,516
Sweetie, how was your day? Okay.
409
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,051
Okay, good. Let's go in for
a nice, quiet dinner alone.
410
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,686
Okay. Okay.
411
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,555
ALL: Surprise!
412
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,824
(INAUDIBLE)
413
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,160
Sweetie, look.
414
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,563
(ALL CHATTERING)
415
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:27,732
Hey...
416
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,035
ALL: Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
417
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,238
Paulie, so tell me,
were you surprised?
418
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,387
Ira. Yeah.
419
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:38,376
You came to my birthday.
420
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:42,246
Oh, sweetie, have a seat. It's
been a long day. Here you go.
421
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,615
Lisa, will you help
me with the cake?
422
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,785
I'm so tired...
423
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:51,689
I'm just saying a phone call the
next day would have been nice.
424
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,825
Lolly, let it go.
425
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:59,263
Breakfast, something.
426
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,798
Lolly, let it go.
427
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,403
ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to you
428
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:09,407
♪ Happy birthday to you
429
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:14,278
♪ Happy birthday, dear Paul
430
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:19,283
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
431
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,419
(ALL CHEERING)
432
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:24,255
Sweetie, come on, blow out
the candles and make a wish.
433
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:26,957
(YAWNING)
434
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,627
(ALL CHEERING)
435
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,604
IRA: Here I go. All
right, get in here.
436
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,171
Hey, if it makes
him feel better.
437
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,707
Come on, get in here.
438
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,019
See, this one, I never
would have seen coming.
439
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,909
Just hold on.
440
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,789
Seriously, who would have thought?
The tragedy of natural selection.
441
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,614
This is not a
tragedy. Excuse me.
442
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:53,217
I mean for him. Look, I... I
thought that they could be friends.
443
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,919
It's a cat and a
bird. Figure it out.
444
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,955
So now I know.
445
00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:01,792
Look. I... I'm very sorry for your
loss. Okay? But it's this man's birthday.
446
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,640
He's convinced himself he's
doomed. Oh, no, no, I am doomed.
447
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,697
You're not doomed.
448
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,176
Did he tell you about the well?
449
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,834
People fall down wells.
It doesn't mean anything.
450
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,715
She won't accept
this. No, I won't.
451
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,750
You're gonna have a
good birthday if it kills you.
452
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,553
Please let me handle this. Okay,
good. You do what you got to do.
453
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,210
Take your little cat.
I'm gonna go get a cab.
454
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,124
I'll see you
downstairs. All right.
455
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,959
Ira, come on. Tell
her you're sorry.
456
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,849
James, it's the circle of life.
457
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,930
Cut me a break. Will
you tell her you're sorry?
458
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,421
Okay. Fine.
459
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:35,092
I'm sorry. Okay.
Now forgive him.
460
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,921
Fine. I forgive you. Really?
461
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,040
No. Close enough. Let's
go. We have reservations.
462
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:41,543
Wait a minute, what about
Roscoe? He already ate.
463
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:45,102
Put him in the bathroom.
Come here, you bad little kitty-cat.
464
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,082
(DOG BARKING)
465
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:49,340
(CAT MEOWING) Oh, wait, Ira.
466
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:52,777
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
467
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,077
(CAT HISSING)
468
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,680
Look out, Paul!
469
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,214
(THUDDING)
470
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,482
(CAT MEOWING)
471
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,485
PAUL: See, this
is what I'm saying!
472
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:04,855
(SIREN BLARING)
473
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:08,192
ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to you
474
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,829
♪ Happy birthday to you
475
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:16,400
♪ Happy birthday, dear Paul
476
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:20,971
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
477
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,306
(CAT MEOWS)
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