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[PIANO PLAYING LIVELY TUNE]
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[MALE VOICE HUMMING]
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MALE:
I wowed them in Waukegan.
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[MALE HUMMING IN BARITONE VOICE]
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MALE:
I slayed them in Scranton.
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[MALE HUMMING IN BARITONE VOICE]
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MALE:
I panicked them in Peoria.
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[MALE HUMMING IN BARITONE VOICE]
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I killed them in Cucamnnga.
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Thank you very much.
I may have a spot for you. Next, please.
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[CHICKEN CLUCKING CLASSICAL MELODY]
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Aah!
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So I laid an egg.
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Hey, Mac, look,
why don't you give yourself a break.
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I've got the act you've been looking
for all your life. I'm telling you--
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Well, all right, but you'll just
have to wait for your turn.
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-Now, wait outside, please.
-Oh....
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[STAMMERING]
I wonder what's next.
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[BUZZ]
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I am known as "The Man With A
Thousand Voices." Shall I do my stuff?
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Yes, go right ahead.
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[IN MULTIPLE VOICES] "That's ajoke, son.
That's ajoke, that is." "What's up, doc?"
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"Hold the phone, boss!"
"Everybody wants to get into the act."
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[PANTING]
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[STAMMERING]
But that was only 999 voices.
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Shucks, I know I've got another one.
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Well, I'll think of it.
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-I'm Bingo.
-I'm Frankie.
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I'm AI. Mammy. Mammy.
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That's my mammy I'm talking about.
Nobody else's.
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My mammy, IteII you. Mammy.
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Cut the hubbub, bub.
Let's get this thing off the ground.
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Roger, pops, take off.
A one, a two, a three.
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[SINGING] When April showers
May come your way
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They bring the flowers that bloom in May
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So if it's raining
Have no regrets
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Because it isn't raining
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-When you know it's raining violet
MICROPHONE: Oh!
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And when you see clouds
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When you see clouds upon a hill
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No, you're not looking at clouds
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No, you're looking at daffodils
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So keep on looking
Keep looking for the bluebird
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And listening for his song
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Whenever April showers come along
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Thank you. I'll let you know
if anything comes up.
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That's really not high-class enough.
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It's strictly for those silly,
swooning bobby-soxers.
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Boy, two-headed.
This ought to be a sensational act.
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BOTH:
Act, schmact. I'm thejanitor.
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Hey, Mac.
Listen, Mac, why don't you wise up.
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I tell you, I've got
the most sensational act.
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To put it mildly, it's colossal.
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I told you before,
you have to wait your turn.
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Now outside with you.
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Hattie's the name. J. Finnan Hattie.
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I'll show you what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna place this suitcase
upon the floor.
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Then I'm gonna open the suitcase.
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I'm going to seat myself
upon this unique platform...
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...and I'm gonna manipulate this lever,
and I'm gonna zoom into the air.
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I'm gonna soar up
to the stratospheric heights...
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...500 feet above sea level.
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I'm gonna take my stance
in a diving position at the platform's edge.
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Note the perfect form.
And I'm gonna dive into the air.
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I'm gonna dive, not into a tank of water,
not into a bucket of water.
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No. I'll tell you what I'm gonna dive into.
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An ordinary drinking glass. Observe.
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[THUMPING AND CRASHING]
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Now go ahead, sir.
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Lookit here, why waste
your time with these crumbs...
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...when opportunity
is banging your door down.
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I got the act you been looking for
all your life.
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Oh, a dog act, huh?
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Nope. My card, sir.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[FLEAS HUMMING]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[FLEAS HUMMING]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Positively your last chance, Mac.
The greatest act of the century.
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Okay, it's your turn now.
Let's see your terrific act.
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Say, that really is terrific.
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Yeah, but there's just
one tiny little thing wrong with it.
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I can only do it once.
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