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Oh, Tina, look at you, girl.
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Yes, and look at you.
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- Oh, oh-oh, look at my husband.
- Oh...
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Looking like a chocolate snack.
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Ooh.
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You better know it.
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What kind of snack am I?
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Ooh, uh, you are looking like a...
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smoked gouda on a Triscuit.
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Ooh!
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- You better know it.
- Yeah.
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- Mm.
- Oh, Dave,
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that's what you're
wearing to the concert?
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Boy, white people get to wear anything.
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Well, at least his toes
aren't out this time.
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Looking all long and weird.
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- Hey-hey.
- Oh!
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There's our beautiful mother-to-be.
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Sorry we're late. I was
gonna wear something else,
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but I grew out of it as
I was putting it on.
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Ooh, yes.
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Dave, you're not getting dressed?
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Damn it! I am dressed.
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Calvin, thank you so much
for getting us these tickets.
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We are huge Toni Braxton fans.
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Ah, you're welcome.
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And just so you all know,
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this counts as everybody's
birthday and Christmas gift.
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Excuse me?
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- Uh, not you, babe. No...
- Oh.
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Calvin, thank you so much
for getting Grover a ticket.
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You know, we played Toni
Braxton for him in utero.
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It is so perfect that this is
gonna be his first concert.
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He is so excited.
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Well, damn, he doesn't look excited.
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He looks like he's ready for bed.
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Grover, come on. You're gonna love it.
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This is the music you grew up on.
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I like her music.
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I just don't want to go
to my first concert
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with a-a-a bunch of old people.
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Who's he calling old?
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- Who the hell... ?
- Okay, babe, babe, babe, babe.
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Hey... you know what? No, I'll
give him a reason to go to bed.
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Now, Grover, go home and
put on a real pair of pants.
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- Now.
- Oh...
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My Triscuit went from
gouda to pepper jack.
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Now, are you sure you're
up to going out like this?
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Oh, yeah. I want to make the
most of the last few weeks
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before Daphne arrives.
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Yeah, and tonight is about fun.
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No stressing about the massive,
life-changing event
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that's looming over us.
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I may miss a few songs, though.
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This baby is breakdancing on my bladder.
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Ooh, fear not. I have mapped out
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- every bathroom in the arena.
- Oh.
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Mm-hmm, and I packed a
baggy of that sliced ham
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that you go crazy for.
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Mmm, that's what I'm talking about.
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Yeah, come on. Give me some. All right.
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He's got a pocket full of ham,
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and I'm getting grief about khakis?
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Marty, that is so nice to see.
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I know you and Courtney
are just friends,
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but you're such a good
pregnancy partner.
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Just like I was. Chip off the old block.
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Really? 'Cause that's not how
I remember the old block.
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Okay. Okay. Are you comfortable?
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I'm supposed to make you comfortable.
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Do I look comfortable to you?
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And stop touching my pillow!
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Mr. Butler, the baby's coming.
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He's crowning. Look.
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Uh, you-you know what?
Uh, I'm good. I'm good.
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You, uh, you, you do that.
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I-I mean, you're the one that went
to medical school and everything.
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Calvin. Calvin, Calvin, Calvin!
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- Get the camera ready!
- Okay.
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Okay. All right, um...
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Okay. Uh, Doctor, um, you... you
think while you're down there,
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you could, you could get
some footage for me?
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I'm kind of busy right now.
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Nurse, forceps?
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All right. Okay.
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- All right, I got it, baby. I got it.
- Ooh!
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- We gonna see it.
- Calvin!
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- Calvin!
- We gonna see it. Here we go.
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Oh, Lord, that's a lot of blood.
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Oh, God.
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I'm going down.
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He wound up with a concussion.
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And me and Malcolm got out
of the hospital before he did.
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Look, I was ready to go.
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But you know, when
you got good insurance,
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they want to milk it.
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As soon as I got out,
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I did all of the fatherly duties.
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Fatherly duties?
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Mama said you ain't
changed a single diaper.
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I didn't change 'em, I bought 'em.
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Guys, I have an announcement to make.
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As a thank you to Calvin
for getting us the tickets,
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I have hired a driver to take
us to the show in luxury.
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Well, all right!
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Trey? You hired Trey?
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I am supporting a Black-owned business.
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Trey, where'd you get this
van? Is it even legal?
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Of course it is. I got it
from the police auction.
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Oh, God.
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This traffic is terrible.
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Not for us, baby.
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Look what the police left in here.
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Trey, I know that ain't legal.
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People are getting out of our way.
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Wait, so, uh, so, Pop, you really
passed out when I was born?
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Calvin, come on. You have nothing
to be embarrassed about.
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You know, sometimes we are just
not our best selves under pressure.
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God, I remember when we were pregnant,
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we were exhausted.
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"We"? What did you do?
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Oh, Dave was very, very involved.
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- Ooh... !
- Okay, uh...
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What do you need? Ice chips? Water?
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Let's just, let's just breathe.
Um, want me to sing?
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No.
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Twice was enough.
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Ooh.
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Honey, y-you look hot.
Uh, let's mop that brow. Uh...
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Sponge!
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You don't get to say that.
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Must you fight me on everything, Donna?
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I understand it's go-time in here.
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Ooh. Damn it, you know
what? I missed that.
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Do you mind taking your entrance again
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and maybe saying something
like "It's showtime"?
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Dave. Stop it.
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Okay, honey, you look
tense. You know what?
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Let me put on my special mix CD.
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Toni Braxton's "Let It Flow."
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Am I right, Donna?
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You doing okay? You want an epidural?
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- Last call.
- Yeah, yeah. Yes. Make it a double!
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Uh, Gemma.
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We agreed that we
would do this naturally.
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We changed our mind.
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I-I hate to use your words against you,
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but you did say, "No matter what,
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don't let me get an epidural."
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You're right, you're right.
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I'm sorry. Come here, honey.
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Give me the drugs!
I want the drugs right now!
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- Do you hear me?!
- Get her the drugs!
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Get her the drugs!
Donna, get her the drugs!
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Check this out. You can still see
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where Gemma dug her nails into my neck.
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All the pain was worth it
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because we got our healthy,
happy baby boy.
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I hate my life.
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Well, he's healthy.
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Uh, Trey, you can't go this way.
It says "Do not enter."
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They just say that so you don't enter.
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Were those traffic cones?
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I hope so.
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VIP entrance?
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Are you sure we're
supposed to park here?
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Look, I don't care as
long as we're close.
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These shoes are cute, but they
were not made for walking.
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Uh, excu-excuse me, Trey.
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Trey, uh... if you get a parking ticket,
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- that's on you, right?
- Oh, no, that's totally on you.
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- You should have read your contract.
- Well...
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Well, there wasn't a contract.
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Damn it.
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My bad. Sign right here.
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- Oh, my God.
- You don't have to sign that.
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The name of your company
is Ride with Your Boy?
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♪ I pull up with the blick, blick ♪
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♪ I pull up, make your clique flip ♪
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♪ I pull off in the whip ♪
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- ♪ And I skert ♪
- Skert!
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♪ Skert ♪
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- ♪ Skert... ♪
- Skert!
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Hey, man, Lil Side Baby's killing it.
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You know, I just googled Lil Side Baby.
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And it said he played Stevie
on Hannah Montana.
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- What?
- What? No, that is him. He did.
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Yeah. He-he won a Kid's
Choice Award for that.
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That must've been
before the face tattoos.
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Thank you, L.A. Good night.
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- Lil Side Baby!
- Yeah!
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Yes! Thank God.
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- Let's get some Toni!
- Whoo!
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- Sorry. Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
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- Excuse me.
- Hey.
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You guys get your merch?
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Yes, we did. Toni Braxton T-shirts.
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And Dave just had to get
a Lil Side Baby cozy.
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Oh, yeah. For my kombucha.
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Everybody loves a cold booch.
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Yeah.
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Who's ready for Toni Braxton?
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- Oh, my God!
- I know, it's exciting, right?
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No.
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My water just broke.
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Oh, no, you can have mine. Take mine.
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No, Marty.
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My water just broke.
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What now? Oh!
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- Water broke! Water broke!
- What, what, what, what?
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Baby, you think she can
hold it for one song?
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I mean, these tickets
were kind of expensive.
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Calvin!
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I mean, you think she could hold it?
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- Mama!
- Okay, come on, come on.
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Let's move, people.
Move! Out of the way.
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♪ I pull up with the blick, blick ♪
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♪ Skert, skert ♪
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- Trey, Trey, Trey, Trey, Trey.
- ♪ Skert. ♪
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Come on. We got to go.
We got to go, man.
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Oh. That was quick. I'm still
charging y'all for four hours.
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Come on. Courtney's water just broke.
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Aw, hell no.
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Because y'all family,
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I'm gonna give you a discount
on the cleaning fee.
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Oh!
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- Contraction...
- Okay, let's get her to a hospital.
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Sorry. We blocked in.
See that van right in front of us?
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- That's Toni's, and she busy for a while.
- Aw...
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Oh, Trey, I told you
we couldn't park here.
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Guys, I'm trying to call the doctor.
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Does anybody have a signal down here?
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- No.
- No.
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I cannot believe this is happening.
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You know what? It-It's going to be fine.
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I'm missing Toni Braxton.
I mean... can you hear that?
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I'm pretty sure that's the bass
from "He Wasn't Man Enough."
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That's my jam.
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Okay. Okay, just calm down.
Okay? We have plenty of time.
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Yeah, yeah. Marty came early,
and it all went smoothly.
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You and I have very different
definitions of "smoothly."
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I cannot believe you are taking
me to the hospital in a lowrider.
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Look, baby, I couldn't help it.
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All right, I'd just finished
customizing this car
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and I was test-driving it
when you beeped me.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Uh, Tina, Tina, no shoes
on the shag, baby.
249
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,330
What? What?
250
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,170
Calvin, I am having a baby!
251
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:22,670
Okay, but can you hold it
till we get to the hospital?
252
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,420
What?
253
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,710
Ask me that one more time.
254
00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,810
Ask me that one more time!
255
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:33,100
Man, this windshield's
all foggy. Hold on.
256
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,720
- Okay.
- What is happening?
257
00:11:38,770 --> 00:11:40,770
I'm sorry. I hit the switches.
258
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,270
Yo, sweet ride.
259
00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:45,840
Hey, my man, you like what you see,
260
00:11:45,890 --> 00:11:48,450
bring your car to Calvin's Pit Stop.
261
00:11:49,270 --> 00:11:51,660
Calvin! I'm having a baby.
262
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,140
- The baby's got to eat.
- Oh, my God! Oh!
263
00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:57,540
Calvin! Calvin, Calvin,
I'm feeling a lot of pressure.
264
00:11:57,590 --> 00:11:59,510
Something's happening.
Something's happening.
265
00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,440
Can-can you look? Can you look?
266
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,930
Oh, look, it's a head.
267
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,090
Oh, God. I'm going down.
268
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,360
Does anyone have a normal birth story?
269
00:12:15,410 --> 00:12:17,940
- 'Cause I'm starting to freak out here.
- Okay.
270
00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:21,200
It was no big deal, all right?
It was just your head.
271
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,120
The rest of you came
out at the hospital.
272
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,980
You know, this is taking forever.
273
00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:29,260
Okay, Dave and Gemma,
can you find security
274
00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:30,596
so we could get these vans moved?
275
00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:31,740
- Yeah, on it.
- Yeah, on it.
276
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,450
Okay, me and Malcolm
will go find an EMT.
277
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,837
I'm sure they're all over the place.
278
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,600
Okay, right. I'll go get nachos.
279
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:40,810
No. Trey, you'll go find
the drivers for these vans
280
00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,071
so that we can get out of here.
281
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,540
Right, 'cause I bet they
up there by the nachos.
282
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:51,460
All right, guys,
we got a little bit of time,
283
00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:53,670
so let's just breathe and relax.
284
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,330
Everything's gonna be just fine.
285
00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:56,640
Thank you, Mr. B.
286
00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,310
All right.
287
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:02,170
Huge contraction.
288
00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:04,310
It's okay. It's okay.
Just breathe through it.
289
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,700
Hee-hee-hoo, hee-hee-hoo.
Hee-hee-hoo, hee-hee-hoo.
290
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:10,990
I-I thought you said your
contractions were still far apart.
291
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,860
They were, but the
baby doesn't give a...
292
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,950
The baby's coming!
The baby's coming right now!
293
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,750
- Help!
- Martin, come here.
294
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,160
What are you doing?
295
00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:24,270
Come on, man. You got this.
296
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,580
You know what to do.
297
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,740
No. No, I don't.
298
00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:28,710
All they teach you in the
class is "hee-hee-hoo."
299
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,800
Okay, this baby wants out.
300
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,870
Son, listen to me.
301
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,250
You got to step up and face your fears,
302
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:41,100
or you'll regret it forever like I do.
303
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,390
You do?
304
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,910
Of course I do.
305
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,600
Your mother really needed me,
and I wasn't there for her.
306
00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:49,670
I mean, I was, but I was
laid out on the floor
307
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,700
or slumped against the car
window while she had to steer.
308
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,160
But you can be better than me.
309
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,480
All right? You can do this.
310
00:13:57,530 --> 00:13:59,160
I know you can.
311
00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:01,620
Isn't someone going to
tell me I can do this?
312
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,679
- Oh, yeah...
- Oh, yeah,
313
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,706
- nobody doubting you, Courtney.
- ... you can do this...
314
00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:05,200
Like, you know you got it.
315
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,420
Okay, we're gonna need some towels.
316
00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:09,630
All right.
317
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:13,010
Uh, we got nothing but, uh, $300
worth of Toni Braxton T-shirts.
318
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,510
Okay. Oh, boy.
319
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,760
She is crowning.
320
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,010
Okay.
321
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,390
- Okay.
- I'm going down.
322
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,820
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Marty, come on.
323
00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:23,740
Marty, stay with me, okay?
324
00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,730
Breathe. Hee-hee-hoo.
325
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,520
Hee-hee-hoo.
326
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,200
Skert, skert. Yeah. Keep going, y'all.
327
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:32,830
Okay. All right, you are doing great.
328
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,070
- Let's push.
- Okay.
329
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,240
- All right, here. Take my hand.
- Okay, okay.
330
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,326
- Okay, just hold my hand.
- Okay, okay.
331
00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:38,540
Here we go.
332
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:42,990
Ooh! That's my ring finger.
333
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,220
I'm, like, starving.
334
00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:50,210
Lil Side Baby ate up everything in
the greenroom. Who does that?
335
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:55,340
Oh, my God. Toni Braxton!
336
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,740
This is not my Sprinter.
337
00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:06,020
And is that woman having a baby?
338
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:09,310
Okay, okay, okay. See,
what had happened was,
339
00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:11,190
is that our driver ran over some cones,
340
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,696
and we came in to the artists' entrance,
341
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,300
my wife had on these designer shoes,
342
00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:15,426
because she couldn't
really walk in them.
343
00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:17,950
You know, you can't really walk in them.
344
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,280
Anyway, we said, "Whoa,
let's just go in this way."
345
00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:22,830
And-and, yes, this
lady is having a baby.
346
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,960
Boris, can you... can you help
get these vans out of here?
347
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,870
Oh, my God!
348
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,590
We have a head, people! We have a head!
349
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,750
You know what?
350
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,200
- Uh-uh. Let's do this.
- Okay.
351
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,220
All right, what's your name, Mama?
352
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,360
Toni Braxton!
353
00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:42,660
No, no, Mama. Not my name. Your name.
354
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:45,670
Her name is Courtney, and
we are huge fans, by the way.
355
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:48,940
- I mean, huge.
- I-I appreciate that.
356
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,940
Now, you got to push,
Courtney. All right?
357
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,520
- Daddy, you ready to receive?
- Yes, Toni Braxton.
358
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:57,900
On three. One, two, three. Push!
359
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,900
Oh! I ain't gonna be able
to hold my grandbaby.
360
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,640
Okay, guys, we found some help.
361
00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:09,100
Oh... my God, it's a baby.
362
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,750
It is, Mommy.
363
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,580
- It is.
- She's beautiful.
364
00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:15,960
Let's wrap her up.
365
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,840
Oh, good, good. Yeah, here we go.
366
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,850
Oh, in one of my T-shirts.
367
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,640
Okay, I love it.
368
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,340
My fans are getting younger and younger.
369
00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:29,160
Oh, my little Daphne.
370
00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:31,600
I take it you must be the grandma?
371
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,100
Yeah.
372
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,290
Oh, damn.
373
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:37,860
You're Toni Braxton.
374
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,570
Th-This is Toni Braxton.
375
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,700
Hi, Toni Braxton.
376
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,800
Hi, Grandma.
377
00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:46,030
Courtney, it's all over.
378
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,450
Now you can breathe again.
379
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:51,370
Breathe again. I see
what you did right there.
380
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,730
I can't believe Toni Braxton
delivered my baby.
381
00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:56,360
Um, hello?
382
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,550
You did a great job, Daddy.
383
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:02,020
Hey, congratulations, baby brother.
384
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,900
That's beautiful.
385
00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:06,320
How you doing, Toni Braxton?
386
00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:10,040
My name is Malcolm. I'm the uncle.
387
00:17:10,090 --> 00:17:11,620
Division one baseball coach,
388
00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:13,260
and, uh...
389
00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:14,810
... single.
390
00:17:17,610 --> 00:17:19,230
That's cute.
391
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,360
Anyway, it was nice
meeting all of you guys,
392
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,170
and congratulations.
393
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,100
Oh, my God.
394
00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:29,700
You look fabulous, Toni.
She looks great.
395
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,040
Hey, Malcolm.
396
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,710
- Yeah.
- Proud of you, boy.
397
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,460
Thank you, Pop.
398
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,840
You took your shot at Toni Braxton.
399
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,710
- And you missed.
- I missed.
400
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,610
- But-but you shot.
- Yeah.
401
00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,860
Oh, my God.
402
00:17:45,910 --> 00:17:47,490
She is so beautiful.
403
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,730
I could hold her forever.
404
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:55,560
You have been.
405
00:17:56,670 --> 00:17:59,400
- Yeah, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
- Okay, okay.
406
00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:03,360
Look at that little baby.
407
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:04,990
Uh, look, guys?
408
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,700
Guys, guys.
409
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,080
Full words, please.
410
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,870
We've made the choice
not to use baby talk.
411
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,370
To talk to a baby?
412
00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:18,250
Well, studies show that it can
delay a child's language skills.
413
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,860
Yeah, y'all gonna be fun parents.
414
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:25,520
So, the doctor says that you
can go home tomorrow.
415
00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:27,380
- Are you ready?
- I'm so ready.
416
00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:28,680
Mmm.
417
00:18:28,730 --> 00:18:30,090
- Oh, crap.
- What?
418
00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:31,260
The crib isn't built.
419
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,330
- Wait, it's not?
- No, my dad wanted to do it,
420
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,400
but my parents can't get
here till Wednesday.
421
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:37,020
I guess I can just use the bassinet.
422
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,170
Oh, no, no, no. It's not
about the bassinet.
423
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:40,540
You can't be with the baby alone.
424
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:41,780
Marty, you got to go with her.
425
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,280
In my tiny studio?
Where would he even sleep?
426
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:46,280
It's not a problem.
You can stay at our place.
427
00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:49,120
We can get the crib from Mom's
house and put it in the spare room.
428
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,280
Spare room?
429
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,900
You mean my exercise room?
430
00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:53,540
Where's all my gym equipment gonna go?
431
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,240
Malcolm.
432
00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:58,080
Malcolm, look, the plan was
always to turn the spare room
433
00:18:58,130 --> 00:18:59,429
into Daphne's room at some point.
434
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,050
I ain't never heard this plan.
435
00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:03,960
I see now the plan was flawed.
436
00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,930
Well, look, man, what do
you expect me to do?
437
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,260
You know, I have half a baby.
438
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:10,880
I hate to sound ungrateful,
439
00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:13,810
but is the spare room even big
enough for a crib and a bed?
440
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:15,680
You can sleep in Marty's room.
441
00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:17,073
We are not a couple, man.
442
00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:19,110
- Oh, please.
- Okay, okay.
443
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,540
Look, Courtney can go in Malcolm's room,
444
00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:23,730
Malcolm can come stay with us.
445
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,900
Where? In my shoe room?
446
00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:29,780
Look, it's just until
Courtney's parents get here.
447
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,166
Yeah, but then they're going to leave,
448
00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:32,730
and you'll be two people in two houses
449
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,660
with one baby and no clue.
450
00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:37,750
So, y'all rocket scientists.
451
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,290
Have you been huffing the fumes?
452
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:43,000
Daddy, I thought we
had three more weeks.
453
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:44,630
Aw...
454
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,300
Y'all made my baby cry.
455
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:49,520
Come on. Give her to me.
456
00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:50,820
Okay. Here.
457
00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:52,600
Look at her.
458
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:55,980
Aw...
459
00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:57,760
Look at her.
460
00:19:57,810 --> 00:19:59,990
How are you doing?
461
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,730
Yes.
462
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,820
Still got it.
463
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:08,930
Okay, you have got to
teach me that, Dad.
464
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,710
Well, don't worry.
465
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,000
No one's ever really ready.
466
00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:16,860
We'll all figure this out.
467
00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:18,330
It takes a village.
468
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:20,120
Hmm.
469
00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:21,930
Hey, guys, I-I'm so sorry.
470
00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:23,880
Have we discussed godparents yet?
471
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:28,150
I mean, no-no pressure, but,
you know, I did miss the concert
472
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,850
and paid for the van
that she was born in,
473
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:32,950
not to mention the very
expensive concert T-shirts,
474
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,970
which, by the way, are a total loss.
475
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:36,640
But, um...
476
00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:39,450
You hear that voice?
That annoying voice?
477
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,280
That's your Uncle Dave.
478
00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:42,780
Get used to it.
479
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,150
It never stops.
480
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:51,290
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