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♪
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(telephone ringing)
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You're making me nervous.
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Why are you so slow?
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Sir, this is an incredibly
complex cryptogram.
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I've already had to write an
advanced quantum algorithm
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to maximize integer
factorization.
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My God, you're boring.
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Can I have your
attention, please?
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Now, as you
already know,
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Caitlin and I--
stand up, honey.
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Caitlin and I
recently got engaged.
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Hey, woo-hoo!
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What are you doing?
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Now, I could talk about
this lady for hours,
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but I actually want to say
something about you guys
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because since
I arrived here...
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You have taken me
into your hearts.
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That's an excellent speech.
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I think back to
work, everyone.
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And that goes to
nobody more than Tim.
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-Huh?
-Tim,
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you're gonna
be my best man.
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-What?
-Get up here.
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-No.
-Give me a hug.
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I don't want to.
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-Give him a hug.
-If he doesn't want to.
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Hug, hug, hug!
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(chanting)
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All right.
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All right.
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Come on.
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Oh, this feels
incredible.
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Speech!
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Come on, speech.
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Speech, speech.
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Go on, say
something, best man.
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Aw.
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Wow.
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What can I say?
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Um...
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The British often
think of Americans
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as being brash,
loud, shallow morons,
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but with Portis, there is
so much more to dislike.
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(laughing)
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This guy.
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I actually feel
physically sick
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at the thought of
being his best man.
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Crazy British humor.
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In fact, I think
I can honestly say
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that I hate you.
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And I hate you too, buddy.
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And, hey, you're all
invited to the wedding.
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Just as soon as
we've set a date.
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The date's already
been set, baby.
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Three weeks from
tomorrow, people!
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What?
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Don't you think we've
waited long enough?
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Mm-hmm.
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The decoded message, sir.
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About bloody time.
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-My name's on this.
-Mm-hmm.
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-This is a--
-A hit list.
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Yeah, sorry about that.
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Anyway, to the
happy couple, yay!
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♪
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And when do you think
humans started using
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fabrics for clothing?
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The earliest known
woven textiles
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date back to
around 6000 BC.
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Actually, the
earliest textiles
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date back to
around 6500 BC.
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Actually, I think you'll
find that for woven fabric--
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Shut up, just shut up!
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You too, I'm sick
of both of you!
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Justine, could you please--
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-Not now, Alan.
-Right, sorry.
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I've had enough.
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♪
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Any leads on
the assassin?
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-I'm checking--
-I don't care.
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You can't be
Portis' best man.
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-I don't want to be.
-Then tell him
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you can't do it,
make something up.
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You're busy
that weekend.
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Wait, you're not
actually gonna marry him?
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-Tim.
-It's a simple question.
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I don't expect
you to understand.
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But, wh...
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Why?
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Look at him.
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I don't know,
because he asked.
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"Because he asked,"
are you serious?
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Keep your voice down.
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That is ridiculous!
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Anyone could ask.
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I could've asked.
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But you didn't.
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Didn't that kiss
mean anything?
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I don't want to talk
about this anymore,
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Just tell Portis you
can't be his best man.
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-No.
-I'm sorry?
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Hey, here he is, bestie!
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-Hey, buddy.
-Hey.
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-Catch you later?
-Oh, you bet, homie.
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Isn't he great?
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I'm warning you,
tell him now.
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-I can't.
-Why not?
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Because he asked.
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Don't say you
weren't warned.
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Oh, I'm scared.
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♪
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You okay?
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Relationships are
complicated, aren't they?
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Yeah, but don't worry.
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It always turns out all
right out in the end.
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But what if it doesn't?
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What do you mean?
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Well, what if we've
already met our soul mate
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but the timing's wrong?
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-Well...
-What if we're forced
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to spend the
rest of our lives
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knowing that true love
was within touching distance
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yet forever untouchable?
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Oh my God,
are you dying?
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No.
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Why, God, why?
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I'm not dying.
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-Really?
-No.
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Then, why the hell are
you talking like this?
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You're 11.
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What about me,
I'm--I'm nearly 40.
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I'm not married,
I don't have children.
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Would you like
to be married?
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-Yes.
-To Marcus' mom?
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She's my jagged angel.
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Do you think she
wants to marry you?
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I--I really don't know.
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I'm sure it will
all work out.
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What if it doesn't?
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What if she never
wants to marry me?
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I don't know,
sorry, I'm only 11.
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She's never
gonna marry me.
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I want to die.
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Why, God, why?
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(wheezing)
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Ah, Moritz.
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Uh, good, good,
come in, come in.
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Come sit down.
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Ooh, look at you.
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You, uh, are
you working out?
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-No.
-You're looking buff.
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Jaffa Cake?
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-Did you want something?
-Straight to the point.
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That's what I like
about you, professional.
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I think I may have been a
little harsh on you before.
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You said I was a
moronic parasite.
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Did I, really?
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Well, if I did,
it was Tim's fault.
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He poisons me against you.
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-I knew it.
-Yeah, he's jealous
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because you are my guy.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Because you know
I would gladly
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give up my life
to save yours.
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That would be
great, thank you--
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If only I could.
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Look, can't you just
go back into the system
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and tinker with the list?
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I suppose we could try
to make the assassin
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go after someone else.
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Yeah, exactly!
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It's just such
a busy time right now.
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-What do you want?
-You know what I want.
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-Never.
-I understand.
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And I'm sure I can get around
to the list early next week.
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But the hit's going
down tomorrow night.
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Oh, that's right.
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Oh well, we tried,
great knowing you.
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Okay, okay.
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I'll give you
a week in Tanner Reef--
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-Two weeks.
-Ten days.
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Done, but I pick the hotel.
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Whatever.
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Ow, watch out, ladies.
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Here come the party boys.
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I'll go and book the
flights, window or aisle?
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-Window.
-Oh-ho!
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Exciting!
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♪
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Oh, great, you got
the invitations then?
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-Yeah.
-I thought it would be fun
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for the four of us
to hang out properly,
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-didn't we?
-Yes.
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I'm really looking
forward to it.
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Me too, see
you tomorrow.
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-Bye!
-Bye!
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What a bitch.
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No, it's okay.
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I'm sorry about before.
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I was out of
line, I'm sorry.
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Okay.
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Actually, you wouldn't mind
coming to meet my friend.
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It's just she's gonna
be maid of honor.
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-What, now?
-Only if you have time.
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It's just that you and she
will probably need to liaise
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quite a bit over the
next couple of weeks.
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Yeah, okay, just
give me a minute.
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Really?
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Thanks so much.
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Item two, guests.
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My client wants a
minimum of 75 percent
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of the seated allocation
in the registry office.
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Well, I think I'll
leave you to it.
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Counter offer, no?
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Then that's agreed,
moving on, item three.
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Forget it!
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It's not negotiable!
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My client cannot
afford Lionel Richie.
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So what are
you offering?
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I would need to
take instructions,
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but we might be
able to stretch
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to Terence Trent D'Arby.
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Are you out
of your mind?
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My client will accept nothing
less than Phil Collins.
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Caitlin doesn't even like
Phil Collins--wait a second.
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Cocktails at the
Inland Revenue,
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pickled herring and pasta,
honeymoon in the Antarctic.
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This isn't Caitlin's
perfect wedding, is it?
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-It's yours!
-Okay, fine, I admit it.
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I got a bit
carried away.
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But I never had
a proper wedding.
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Well, we did the
best we could.
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I know, but come on, Tim,
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we spent our honeymoon
in a tent in Essex,
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it rained all week,
and we did nothing.
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I wouldn't say
we did nothing.
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What--
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-Oh.
-In fact, I seem to remember
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us doing nothing for
four days straight.
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Yes, okay.
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Do you ever miss us?
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No.
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Now then, where do you
stand on Gloria Estefan?
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♪
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Hey!
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(party horn blaring)
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Woo!
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-What's going on?
-I'm alive!
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I'm off the list, ha-ha!
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Oh, that's great, how come?
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Because of this, whoa,
this little genius.
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Go on, tell him.
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Well, I don't
like to brag.
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-Okay.
-But it was
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a fiendishly complex
process, actually.
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I created a digital
echo of the hit list
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and then mapped it onto
a dummy target identity
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which will be visible
to the assassin
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when he accesses it.
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A dummy target identity?
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He's accessing the list!
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(beeping)
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Doesn't know what
to make of it.
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(beeping)
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00:10:22,181 --> 00:10:25,211
That's my house.
267
00:10:25,211 --> 00:10:28,211
Why is he looking
at my house?
268
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,031
You gave him
my postcode?
269
00:10:30,031 --> 00:10:31,181
Oh, no.
270
00:10:31,181 --> 00:10:32,181
How embarrassing.
271
00:10:32,181 --> 00:10:34,001
-Delete it!
-Yeah,
272
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,121
there's nothing I can
really do about that
273
00:10:35,121 --> 00:10:37,111
now it's been accessed.
274
00:10:37,111 --> 00:10:38,181
Don't worry, Tim,
275
00:10:38,181 --> 00:10:41,131
we'll do everything
we can to protect you.
276
00:10:41,131 --> 00:10:43,131
♪
277
00:10:47,091 --> 00:10:53,061
♪
278
00:10:53,061 --> 00:10:54,221
Okay, we're in position.
279
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:56,061
Roger that.
280
00:10:56,061 --> 00:11:00,181
This one's a little pricier
but we do get sea views.
281
00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:02,161
Oh, wait, no.
282
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,221
No, we don't want to
go full board, do we?
283
00:11:04,221 --> 00:11:06,241
Want to explore a little.
284
00:11:09,181 --> 00:11:11,121
Is he out there now?
285
00:11:11,121 --> 00:11:12,161
Come away from the window.
286
00:11:12,161 --> 00:11:13,151
Do you think
he'll shoot you
287
00:11:13,151 --> 00:11:15,031
in the face first
or the chest?
288
00:11:15,031 --> 00:11:16,111
Ooh, I don't know.
289
00:11:16,111 --> 00:11:18,031
Chest first, I reckon.
290
00:11:18,031 --> 00:11:20,051
Then finish you off
with two in the head.
291
00:11:20,051 --> 00:11:22,051
-Doof, doof!
-Ah, good.
292
00:11:22,051 --> 00:11:24,151
-This is perfect.
-Thanks.
293
00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,241
No, you idiot,
don't you see?
294
00:11:25,241 --> 00:11:27,241
This is your chance to
get it on with Caitlin.
295
00:11:27,241 --> 00:11:29,151
She's only coming
here as backup.
296
00:11:29,151 --> 00:11:31,151
So what, what have
you got to lose?
297
00:11:31,151 --> 00:11:33,211
Think about it, by
tomorrow you could be alive
298
00:11:33,211 --> 00:11:37,081
and going out with the
woman you love, or dead
299
00:11:37,081 --> 00:11:40,031
and still single.
300
00:11:40,031 --> 00:11:41,181
I wanna be alive tomorrow.
301
00:11:41,181 --> 00:11:43,001
Highly unlikely.
302
00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:45,051
This is my last chance
before they get married.
303
00:11:45,051 --> 00:11:47,091
That's the spirit.
304
00:11:47,091 --> 00:11:50,081
Thanks, Chris.
305
00:11:50,081 --> 00:11:53,091
Mean a lot to me
if you stayed.
306
00:11:53,091 --> 00:11:55,111
Yeah, I'm not
gonna do that.
307
00:11:55,111 --> 00:11:57,181
There's a killer out there.
308
00:11:57,181 --> 00:11:59,151
Come on, let's
hug it out.
309
00:12:04,221 --> 00:12:06,031
Ah.
310
00:12:06,031 --> 00:12:07,151
Good luck, Timster.
311
00:12:07,151 --> 00:12:08,211
Don't get dead.
312
00:12:12,241 --> 00:12:15,001
Zulu one approaching.
313
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,181
(door closing)
314
00:12:16,181 --> 00:12:20,031
I'm gonna go
and get changed.
315
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,021
Thanks for, um, for
bringing him home.
316
00:12:22,021 --> 00:12:23,081
That's fine.
317
00:12:23,081 --> 00:12:24,091
Can't stop though.
318
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:26,191
We're going out for
a romantic meal.
319
00:12:26,191 --> 00:12:28,081
I don't know why you
keep going on about it.
320
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,061
I told you I
have a voucher.
321
00:12:30,061 --> 00:12:32,131
Whatever you say, my darling.
322
00:12:32,131 --> 00:12:33,211
Well, come on, let's go.
323
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,031
Wait.
324
00:12:35,031 --> 00:12:39,061
♪
325
00:12:39,061 --> 00:12:42,031
Goodbye, Judith.
326
00:12:42,031 --> 00:12:43,051
You take care.
327
00:12:43,051 --> 00:12:46,031
Just dinner.
328
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:49,021
(sighing)
329
00:12:49,021 --> 00:12:50,091
You're all right, Philip.
330
00:12:50,091 --> 00:12:52,061
Oh!
331
00:12:53,211 --> 00:12:54,221
Thanks, Tim.
332
00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:57,061
Means a lot to
get your blessing.
333
00:12:57,061 --> 00:13:00,121
♪
334
00:13:00,121 --> 00:13:03,021
Do you want to drive?
335
00:13:03,021 --> 00:13:04,181
I do.
336
00:13:07,091 --> 00:13:12,061
♪
337
00:13:12,061 --> 00:13:15,021
You, uh, looking
forward to your dinner?
338
00:13:15,021 --> 00:13:16,151
No.
339
00:13:16,151 --> 00:13:20,131
I hate Nick and
Justine's a terrible cook.
340
00:13:20,131 --> 00:13:21,191
Worse than me?
341
00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:23,211
Nearly.
342
00:13:23,211 --> 00:13:26,181
-Wow.
-Quite.
343
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:29,031
I just wish she
wasn't there.
344
00:13:29,031 --> 00:13:31,031
Do you have any idea
what it's like to be around
345
00:13:31,031 --> 00:13:34,181
an obnoxious,
pedantic know-it-all?
346
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,211
Must be annoying.
347
00:13:35,211 --> 00:13:38,061
It is, I can tell you.
348
00:13:38,061 --> 00:13:40,191
If only he could
be taught a lesson.
349
00:13:40,191 --> 00:13:42,151
Just once.
350
00:13:42,151 --> 00:13:46,031
Maybe we can help
each other out.
351
00:13:46,031 --> 00:13:55,081
♪
352
00:13:55,081 --> 00:13:57,061
Now, remember, the scallops
need to be lightly seared
353
00:13:57,061 --> 00:13:58,111
before being served.
354
00:13:58,111 --> 00:13:59,151
The Madeira jelly is prepped
355
00:13:59,151 --> 00:14:01,131
and you just need to
reheat the almond veloute.
356
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,111
Got it, now you
need to get Nick
357
00:14:03,111 --> 00:14:05,161
next to the rear
window by 20:00.
358
00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:06,161
Understood.
359
00:14:06,161 --> 00:14:08,061
The turbot is roasting
on a low heat.
360
00:14:08,061 --> 00:14:10,031
It needs to be served
with the braised celery
361
00:14:10,031 --> 00:14:11,021
and the artichoke jus.
362
00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:12,211
Right, now under
no circumstances
363
00:14:12,211 --> 00:14:14,061
are you to come
back to the house.
364
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,191
All right, but if you burn
the fennel and cider emulsion,
365
00:14:16,191 --> 00:14:18,131
I will personally hunt
you down and kill you.
366
00:14:18,131 --> 00:14:19,111
Fair enough.
367
00:14:19,111 --> 00:14:21,111
(doorbell ringing)
368
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,221
-That'll be Mia.
-All right, go.
369
00:14:23,221 --> 00:14:25,151
-Good luck.
-You too.
370
00:14:25,151 --> 00:14:26,181
-I love you.
-Don't ruin it.
371
00:14:26,181 --> 00:14:27,221
Sorry.
372
00:14:30,081 --> 00:14:32,021
Bravo one approaching.
373
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,001
Listen, I'm sorry
for earlier,
374
00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:41,211
what I said about
you and Portis.
375
00:14:41,211 --> 00:14:43,111
Me too.
376
00:14:43,111 --> 00:14:46,121
-Truce?
-Absolutely.
377
00:14:46,121 --> 00:14:48,001
Smells amazing in here.
378
00:14:48,001 --> 00:14:49,211
Yeah, um, little something
379
00:14:49,211 --> 00:14:51,151
I threw together,
if you're hungry.
380
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:52,151
Okay.
381
00:14:54,121 --> 00:14:57,181
♪
382
00:14:57,181 --> 00:14:59,021
Mm.
383
00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:01,031
Mmm.
384
00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:06,161
-What are you doing?
-Oh, I don't know.
385
00:15:06,161 --> 00:15:09,051
You're acting very
strangely tonight.
386
00:15:09,051 --> 00:15:10,091
Am I?
387
00:15:10,091 --> 00:15:13,121
Ah, thank you.
388
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,221
Thank you.
389
00:15:14,221 --> 00:15:21,031
♪
390
00:15:21,031 --> 00:15:23,061
I knew it!
391
00:15:23,061 --> 00:15:25,091
(gasping)
392
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,211
It's squid.
393
00:15:28,111 --> 00:15:30,031
Yes, that's right,
394
00:15:30,031 --> 00:15:34,181
and you know how
much I love squid.
395
00:15:34,181 --> 00:15:37,001
Yours--ow, that's hot.
396
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:41,001
I just picked myself
up a rather tasty
397
00:15:41,001 --> 00:15:42,241
BMX Diamondback, actually.
398
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:45,081
-Oh, yeah?
-She's a real beauty.
399
00:15:45,081 --> 00:15:46,151
Mm.
400
00:15:46,151 --> 00:15:48,221
Your hair looks nice, have
you done something to it?
401
00:15:48,221 --> 00:15:50,161
-Not really.
-Oh.
402
00:15:50,161 --> 00:15:55,091
♪
403
00:15:55,091 --> 00:15:58,051
That was incredible.
404
00:15:58,051 --> 00:16:00,001
Yeah, thank you.
405
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,151
I was particularly pleased
with the celeriac fondant.
406
00:16:05,061 --> 00:16:07,151
I'm sure Portis is
a very good cook.
407
00:16:07,151 --> 00:16:09,151
Portis's idea
of haute cuisine
408
00:16:09,151 --> 00:16:12,181
is a barbecue burger
with extra relish.
409
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,091
Yeah, I'm sure those
fundamental differences
410
00:16:14,091 --> 00:16:15,211
aren't gonna destroy
your marriage.
411
00:16:15,211 --> 00:16:17,061
Behave.
412
00:16:18,221 --> 00:16:22,021
Would you excuse
me one second?
413
00:16:22,021 --> 00:16:25,091
Just need to take care
of a couple of things.
414
00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:33,001
Who's the chicken Buddha?
415
00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:34,031
Me!
416
00:16:34,031 --> 00:16:37,181
And the lamb
pasanda, that's mine.
417
00:16:37,181 --> 00:16:40,001
-Filet mignon.
-The mignon is here.
418
00:16:40,001 --> 00:16:43,001
Okay, uh, what's this?
419
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,061
Barbecue burger?
420
00:16:44,061 --> 00:16:46,121
Yo, up front.
421
00:16:48,021 --> 00:16:51,061
Okay, papadums.
422
00:16:51,061 --> 00:16:52,221
Where are the knives
and--we haven't got
423
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,091
any knives and forks.
424
00:16:54,091 --> 00:16:56,061
I mean...
425
00:16:56,061 --> 00:16:59,181
Yes, of course I have
my doubts about Portis.
426
00:16:59,181 --> 00:17:01,111
I know my dad's not keen.
427
00:17:03,211 --> 00:17:05,001
How was it?
428
00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:06,201
-Yeah.
-Honestly,
429
00:17:06,201 --> 00:17:08,021
it was pretty
disgusting.
430
00:17:08,021 --> 00:17:10,171
I thought it was good.
431
00:17:10,171 --> 00:17:12,121
Where's your bathroom?
432
00:17:12,121 --> 00:17:13,191
I'll show you.
433
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:19,181
I mean, what, do I ever
think about you and me?
434
00:17:19,181 --> 00:17:21,061
'Course I do, Tim.
435
00:17:21,061 --> 00:17:25,081
♪
436
00:17:25,081 --> 00:17:28,121
Is that the new
Chinese satellite?
437
00:17:28,121 --> 00:17:32,011
Losing your touch, Elliot?
438
00:17:32,011 --> 00:17:34,111
-Which one?
-That one.
439
00:17:34,111 --> 00:17:37,161
-Where?
-There.
440
00:17:37,161 --> 00:17:41,021
It's not a satellite,
you moppet, that's Venus.
441
00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:44,181
Oh, yes, of course,
the goddess of love.
442
00:17:46,121 --> 00:17:49,181
Ooh, God, listen to me.
443
00:17:49,181 --> 00:17:52,191
You must think
I'm dreadful.
444
00:17:52,191 --> 00:17:54,241
♪
445
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,011
Are you being
mysterious in there?
446
00:17:57,011 --> 00:18:01,061
♪
447
00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:03,041
Tim?
448
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:07,001
♪
449
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:10,081
Tim, where--
450
00:18:10,081 --> 00:18:11,241
Black treacle parfait
451
00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:16,061
with star anise foam
and stem ginger ice cream.
452
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:17,231
Oh.
453
00:18:17,231 --> 00:18:19,181
After you.
454
00:18:24,181 --> 00:18:27,021
(humming)
455
00:18:27,021 --> 00:18:28,121
Okay, enough.
456
00:18:28,121 --> 00:18:30,201
What's the matter with you?
457
00:18:30,201 --> 00:18:31,241
To hell with it!
458
00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:32,241
I can't wait
any longer.
459
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:37,001
Yes, yes, I will marry you.
460
00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:38,061
Are you proposing to me?
461
00:18:38,061 --> 00:18:40,051
No, you're proposing to me.
462
00:18:40,051 --> 00:18:41,121
-No, I'm not.
-Yes, you are,
463
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,221
I saw you.
464
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:46,121
The wedding dresses
and the magazines.
465
00:18:46,121 --> 00:18:51,051
That was for Caitlin,
I'm her maid of honor.
466
00:18:51,051 --> 00:18:52,051
Oh.
467
00:18:52,051 --> 00:18:53,231
You silly goat.
468
00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:56,071
Oh, I feel like
a complete fool.
469
00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:57,201
No, don't.
470
00:18:57,201 --> 00:18:59,121
It's sweet.
471
00:18:59,121 --> 00:19:02,061
Come on, let's go home.
472
00:19:04,201 --> 00:19:08,121
Have you ever spent
the night in a tent?
473
00:19:08,121 --> 00:19:09,111
I might die tonight.
474
00:19:09,111 --> 00:19:10,191
-Tim--
-No, please.
475
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:13,071
It's true and I
can deal with that,
476
00:19:13,071 --> 00:19:16,181
but th--there is
something I want to say.
477
00:19:16,181 --> 00:19:17,161
And the thing is--
478
00:19:17,161 --> 00:19:19,071
Scorpion detected.
479
00:19:19,071 --> 00:19:21,061
Scorpion detected.
480
00:19:21,061 --> 00:19:26,101
♪
481
00:19:26,101 --> 00:19:28,121
Go.
482
00:19:28,121 --> 00:19:41,001
♪
483
00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:43,101
How is he?
484
00:19:43,101 --> 00:19:44,161
I'm really sorry, Nick.
485
00:19:44,161 --> 00:19:46,241
You poisoned me with
that disgusting food!
486
00:19:46,241 --> 00:19:47,191
That's not fair.
487
00:19:47,191 --> 00:19:49,111
Because of your
crappy cooking,
488
00:19:49,111 --> 00:19:51,001
I've had to spend
the entire evening
489
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:52,131
in this ghastly toilet.
490
00:19:52,131 --> 00:19:55,021
I mean, seriously, who's
still got wallpaper like that?
491
00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:56,171
Don't speak to
her like that.
492
00:19:56,171 --> 00:19:59,071
Oh, that's right, here
come the waterworks.
493
00:19:59,071 --> 00:20:01,021
I'm the one with
gastroenteritis
494
00:20:01,021 --> 00:20:02,051
and you're crying?
495
00:20:02,051 --> 00:20:03,051
I don't want to go
out with you anymore.
496
00:20:03,051 --> 00:20:04,101
Well, that's
just fine by me!
497
00:20:04,101 --> 00:20:06,171
You're a horrible person!
498
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:09,011
Oh, no!
499
00:20:09,011 --> 00:20:10,121
Are you all right?
500
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,001
I didn't want to have
to tell you like this,
501
00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:14,131
but I'm going away.
502
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:16,101
-We're leaving.
-When?
503
00:20:16,101 --> 00:20:18,221
Soon, I'm sorry.
504
00:20:18,221 --> 00:20:22,101
♪
505
00:20:22,101 --> 00:20:24,141
Scorpion on the move.
506
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:26,171
Looks like this is it.
507
00:20:28,131 --> 00:20:29,201
I love you.
508
00:20:29,201 --> 00:20:31,101
I love you, too.
509
00:20:31,101 --> 00:20:33,131
Aw, you guys.
510
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:36,081
Whoa, easy!
511
00:20:36,081 --> 00:20:38,001
You came back
to be with me.
512
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:39,081
I actually forgot my iPod,
513
00:20:39,081 --> 00:20:40,121
but, yeah, let's
go with yours.
514
00:20:40,121 --> 00:20:41,171
Scorpion moving.
515
00:20:41,171 --> 00:20:43,181
Get down!
516
00:20:43,181 --> 00:20:46,161
♪
517
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,071
This is what we
live for, yeah?
518
00:20:48,071 --> 00:20:50,101
Hell yeah.
519
00:20:50,101 --> 00:20:52,011
Hooray!
520
00:20:52,011 --> 00:20:56,191
♪
521
00:20:56,191 --> 00:21:00,131
Let's lock and load.
522
00:21:00,131 --> 00:21:02,051
(gunshot)
523
00:21:04,231 --> 00:21:14,181
♪
524
00:21:14,181 --> 00:21:15,111
What happened?
525
00:21:15,111 --> 00:21:17,061
Scorpion's dead.
526
00:21:17,061 --> 00:21:18,241
Who got him?
527
00:21:21,011 --> 00:21:23,111
Wasn't that awesome?
528
00:21:23,111 --> 00:21:25,061
Could we have
a quick chat?
529
00:21:25,061 --> 00:21:30,191
♪
530
00:21:30,191 --> 00:21:33,021
I told you I'd
protect my superstar.
531
00:21:33,021 --> 00:21:35,231
-Uh huh.
-What's going on?
532
00:21:35,231 --> 00:21:37,001
Um, I don't know.
533
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:38,201
I think it's a car
accident or something.
534
00:21:38,201 --> 00:21:40,161
How was your dinner?
535
00:21:40,161 --> 00:21:42,011
Not good.
536
00:21:42,011 --> 00:21:43,021
How was yours?
537
00:21:43,021 --> 00:21:45,181
♪
538
00:21:47,141 --> 00:21:49,061
Perfect.
539
00:21:49,061 --> 00:22:17,181
♪
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