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♪
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-Looking stressed.
-Hmm?
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No, fine.
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I feel your pain, Tim.
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-You do?
-Sure.
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Chlamydia can
be a nightmare.
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-No.
-Don't be ashamed.
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I've got some
ointment if you--
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No, sir, it's
nothing like that.
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It's...
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I've been invited
to my son's summer ball,
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and I don't
have a date.
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Aw, yeah,
I'd love to come.
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No.
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-Next Thursday?
-Mm-hmm.
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Damn.
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Got a waterboarding.
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Ah, pity.
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What about asking Caitlin?
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-Asking Caitlin what?
-Nothing, bye.
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Tim wants to ask
you on a date.
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What?
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That's completely
misunderstood.
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Well, you just told me--
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Just told you that
I have an amazing date
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lined up, remember?
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I knew we were talking
about your disease.
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I don't have a disease.
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I don't have a disease.
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Well, what's her name?
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Who?
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Your date, what's her name?
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Carianna Susandi.
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Carianna Susandi?
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Mm-hmm.
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Tim, are you
making this up?
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No, I used to know
a girl called that.
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-Really?
-At the academy.
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Oh.
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Well...
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Where's she from?
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-Hmm?
-Carianna Susandi.
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Where's she from?
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Very far away.
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Ah, long distance
relationships.
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Tricky.
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Hmm.
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Not ideal.
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I'll leave you to it.
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It's for the old, uh...
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♪
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What's the market cap
on this one again?
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290 mil.
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What do you reckon?
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I don't know,
its p is still sluggish.
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♪
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Mrs. Godfrey.
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Seize the computer.
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What's going on?
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-Sorry, Philip.
-Bernice...
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-The CD-ROMs.
-Right.
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What are you doing?
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-Who's she?
-We have reason to believe
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that you've been
embezzling school funds.
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What--no.
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(machines shutting down)
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What the hell
just happened?
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I don't know.
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Did you do something?
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No!
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No, there must be
some kind of mistake.
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All the evidence
is on your computer.
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But I only use it
to check MySpace.
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Now we know
you're lying.
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No one uses MySpace.
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I do, actually.
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I'm taking control
of the school
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with immediate effect.
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And my daughter Bernice
will be my acting deputy
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until we can find
a permanent replacement.
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What about me?
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You will be given
a non-operational role
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pending the outcome
of the investigation.
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What does that mean?
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It means he'll be
washing netball kit
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for the rest of
his working life.
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(alarm sounds)
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I feel a great
disturbance in the force.
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♪
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You don't have
a date for the party.
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Yes, I do.
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Bet you 100 bucks
you don't have a date.
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Portis...
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leave him alone.
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No, you know what?
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You know what,
you're on, okay?
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You are on!
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And let's make it really
interesting, shall we?
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No, wait, 100 bucks?
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That's like £70.
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That's plenty.
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Come on, who else
wants a piece
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of this action then, huh?
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-Everything on Portis.
-Everything on Portis.
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I meant me.
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♪
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So, where are we on
the entertainment?
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I finally got
the call back
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from the juggler.
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Let's just say his
CRB-check didn't go
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quite as well
as he'd hoped.
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What about the DJ?
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He'll do it,
but he can only play
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German techno.
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Oh, come on, people!
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The party's in 10 days,
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and so far we
have no music,
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a magician who
may be available
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if he's out of rehab,
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and as for the
ice cream vendor,
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the only things
that are frozen
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are his assets.
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I mean, seriously?
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Is there anything else
that could go wrong?
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Well, isn't this cozy.
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Mrs. Godfrey.
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And how are
preparations going?
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-Fine.
-Good!
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Then it won't be hard
for your successor
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to get up to speed.
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My successor?
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I've decided that Nick
should take over the committee.
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But Philip already
appointed me three weeks ago.
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Mr. Quil doesn't
make the decisions
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around here anymore.
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And you won't be
needing this, will you?
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I think you should sit
detention this evening.
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Give yourself some time
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to work on that attitude.
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♪
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Just the man!
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I need your cynical
brilliance to help me--
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Shh.
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What?
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Can you hear that?
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No.
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Sound of the wind
caressing the leaves.
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Okay.
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Who is she?
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An angel.
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Brilliant.
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Just when I need you
to find me a woman...
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you become a floppy mess.
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Women aren't
a commodity, Tim.
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To be traded
like cattle.
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They should be cherished
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like an autumn mist
or the tears of a mermaid.
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-Where were you?
-Oh, bloody hell.
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You were supposed
to be picking up
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my dry cleaning.
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I'm sorry, my acorn.
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I was practicing our song.
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Bernice and I are doing
a duet at the party.
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-We're not.
-Isn't she amazing?
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Okay, I um...should
probably go find Marcus.
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He's managed to disappear.
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Very nice to meet
you, Bernice.
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She's a keeper.
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(strums)
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♪ Take me on
a journey, Bernie ♪
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-Bernice.
-Sss.
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♪ Take me on
a journey, Bernice ♪
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Marcus?
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(sobs)
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What are you doing?
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I don't want
to talk about it.
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Okay, have you seen Marcus?
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He's in detention.
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Detention, why?
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(sniffles)
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She's too powerful, Tim.
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Who?
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Too powerful.
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(sobs)
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It's going to be difficult
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to get the other
governors to agree
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to your salary increase
while the school is running
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over budget.
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Hmm.
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What if we cut back
on science equipment?
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That could work.
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And anyway, how
many of these runts
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are actually going
to become scientists?
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Not many now.
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(laughs)
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Okay.
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Why don't you go and
do a quick stock check.
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(soft knocking)
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Yes?
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I couldn't help
overhearing
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your conversation.
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Spying now?
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Detention again on Tuesday.
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Did have a suggestion for you.
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A suggestion?
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Yes, about your current
financial predicament.
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But I can see you're busy.
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I apologize.
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Thirty seconds.
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♪
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Well, if you set
the school up
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as an offshore company
with you and your daughter
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as joint directors,
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you could charge
the guests an entry fee,
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but take the cash out
in tax free dividends.
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That might generate
a bit of income,
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but hardly enough
to get excited about.
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But who's to
say the company
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can't make other
larger investments
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secured against
the school's assets?
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All you would need
is a sign off from...
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The headmistress?
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And her deputy.
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I don't have time
to run a company.
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No.
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But I do.
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Yes, well, no, um...
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It's actually more of
a government job, really,
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so all rather top
secret, I'm afraid.
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The toilets
are disgusting.
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What are you doing here?
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Thought I'd bring my own.
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Oh.
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-You're in my seat.
-No.
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Don't worry, Tim,
I can handle this.
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Come on, darling.
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Push off.
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Leave her alone!
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How's it looking tonight?
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-Any action?
-No!
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Yeah, it is a bit
flat, isn't it?
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Actually, she
was quite tasty.
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Should've taken a pop.
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Did you follow me here?
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Yeah, sorry.
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Um, Mum wanted me out
for bridge night, so...
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Oi-oi.
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Target acquired.
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Excuse me.
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Allow me to get
these, ladies.
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No, it's okay, thanks.
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I insist.
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No, really, it's fine.
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Who's next?
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Uh, yeah, we'll have um...
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Um, a mojito.
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And a vodka and tonic.
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Wow, okay, a little
more expensive
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than I was anticipating.
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Oh, sorry,
we can change.
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No, no.
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Damage already done.
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Tim, have you
got any cash?
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-No.
-Please, don't worry.
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It's okay.
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Can I pay with a card?
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Twenty pound minimum.
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-We'll just get our own.
-Yes.
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Okay, here's the deal.
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The good news is
I am prepared
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to shell out the 20,
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but before I invest,
let me lay my cards
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out on the table.
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Tim here is desperate,
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so he'll probably
be prepared to take
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either one of you.
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Me, I prefer you,
but don't take offense,
278
00:08:55,051 --> 00:08:56,091
not a deal breaker.
279
00:08:56,091 --> 00:08:58,161
So, what I'm suggesting
is this, us four,
280
00:08:58,161 --> 00:09:00,211
large bottle of cider,
shotgun at Nando's,
281
00:09:00,211 --> 00:09:02,151
back to yours
for a crazy hour,
282
00:09:02,151 --> 00:09:04,031
hour and a half max,
what do you say?
283
00:09:04,031 --> 00:09:05,001
No.
284
00:09:05,001 --> 00:09:06,111
I have one no,
and you're a...
285
00:09:06,111 --> 00:09:07,161
-No.
-Sure?
286
00:09:07,161 --> 00:09:09,061
-Yes.
-Wavering.
287
00:09:11,211 --> 00:09:14,121
Yeah, that's
a definite no.
288
00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,241
I am so sorry about him.
289
00:09:18,211 --> 00:09:20,091
Fair enough.
290
00:09:20,091 --> 00:09:42,061
♪
291
00:09:42,061 --> 00:09:45,111
(soft knocking)
292
00:09:45,111 --> 00:09:46,151
All done?
293
00:09:46,151 --> 00:09:48,021
♪
294
00:09:53,031 --> 00:09:54,091
You know the drill.
295
00:10:02,081 --> 00:10:04,151
(muttering)
296
00:10:11,151 --> 00:10:12,191
You could go now, Philip.
297
00:10:12,191 --> 00:10:14,121
I'll drive Marcus home.
298
00:10:14,121 --> 00:10:17,031
-But--
-I said I'll drive you home!
299
00:10:23,051 --> 00:10:24,061
(clatter)
300
00:10:27,121 --> 00:10:28,151
Has the food arrived?
301
00:10:28,151 --> 00:10:30,131
Being unpacked now.
302
00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:32,091
Where are you going?
303
00:10:32,091 --> 00:10:34,111
Me and Bernie need
to practice our duet.
304
00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:37,161
But Miss Godfrey told me
she wasn't doing it.
305
00:10:37,161 --> 00:10:39,061
She's teasing you!
306
00:10:39,061 --> 00:10:41,211
God, she's so funny.
307
00:10:41,211 --> 00:10:43,031
Don't worry, I'll go
and speak to her now.
308
00:10:43,031 --> 00:10:44,001
Well, hurry!
309
00:10:44,001 --> 00:10:46,121
The party starts
in three hours.
310
00:10:46,121 --> 00:10:47,121
Oh!
311
00:10:47,121 --> 00:10:48,211
And Philip...
312
00:10:48,211 --> 00:10:51,051
I've got a special
assignment for you.
313
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:53,001
Mrs. Godfrey's request.
314
00:10:53,001 --> 00:10:54,121
Oh.
315
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:56,021
(knocking)
316
00:10:56,021 --> 00:10:57,221
-Yes?
-Yeah, Tim.
317
00:10:57,221 --> 00:11:01,061
I heard this
Carianna Susandi
318
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,091
had to cancel.
319
00:11:02,091 --> 00:11:03,061
Who?
320
00:11:03,061 --> 00:11:04,091
Oh, right, yup.
321
00:11:04,091 --> 00:11:06,121
Yes, so you've no
date for the party.
322
00:11:06,121 --> 00:11:08,121
Apparently not.
323
00:11:08,121 --> 00:11:09,191
I have an idea.
324
00:11:09,191 --> 00:11:11,031
Sir, if you don't mind,
325
00:11:11,031 --> 00:11:13,091
I'd really rather you
didn't interfere anymore.
326
00:11:13,091 --> 00:11:15,241
Okay, fair enough.
327
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,061
I've got you a date.
328
00:11:17,061 --> 00:11:19,001
Okay, I thought you
weren't going to interfere.
329
00:11:19,001 --> 00:11:20,151
-I lied.
-Right, well...
330
00:11:20,151 --> 00:11:22,181
tough because
I don't want to know.
331
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,191
Okay, fine, fine.
332
00:11:23,191 --> 00:11:24,241
If you wanna make
a fool of yourself
333
00:11:24,241 --> 00:11:27,191
in front of Portis
and Caitlin...
334
00:11:27,191 --> 00:11:29,021
and your son.
335
00:11:34,001 --> 00:11:35,091
-It's not you, is it?
-No.
336
00:11:35,091 --> 00:11:36,121
'Cause I'm not
going with you.
337
00:11:36,121 --> 00:11:39,021
Yes, you've made
that painfully clear.
338
00:11:39,021 --> 00:11:43,181
No, her name is LA69.
339
00:11:43,181 --> 00:11:44,211
That's a strange
name, I thought.
340
00:11:44,211 --> 00:11:46,091
Is this from
a dating website?
341
00:11:46,091 --> 00:11:48,031
No!
342
00:11:48,031 --> 00:11:49,121
Is this from
a dating website?
343
00:11:49,121 --> 00:11:50,241
-Yes.
-Cancel it!
344
00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:51,211
I've got a photo!
345
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,061
I'm not interested.
346
00:11:53,061 --> 00:11:55,161
Although, it would be
rude not to show up.
347
00:11:55,161 --> 00:11:56,151
Do you want me to cancel?
348
00:11:56,151 --> 00:11:57,151
No, I don't want
to let you down.
349
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,151
-Ah, no trouble.
-No, listen, it's fine.
350
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,111
No, I can go.
351
00:11:59,111 --> 00:12:00,081
No, no, no,
you're right.
352
00:12:00,081 --> 00:12:01,131
-I'll cancel.
-No, I can go.
353
00:12:01,131 --> 00:12:03,181
-It'll be fun.
-This is exciting.
354
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,211
Did you send
a photo of me?
355
00:12:04,211 --> 00:12:07,081
No, I sent a photo
of Ryan Gosling.
356
00:12:07,081 --> 00:12:09,121
We do have quite similar
bone structure, actually.
357
00:12:09,121 --> 00:12:12,031
She's gonna meet you
at the school gates
358
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:15,181
at 6:15 sharp.
359
00:12:15,181 --> 00:12:16,181
Thank you, sir.
360
00:12:19,001 --> 00:12:22,061
♪
361
00:12:24,061 --> 00:12:26,131
86,000.
362
00:12:26,131 --> 00:12:28,181
And that's just from
the last four days.
363
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:31,051
You've done some good
work for me, Marcus.
364
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,121
It was nothing.
365
00:12:32,121 --> 00:12:35,161
But I'm still not sure
I have your full respect.
366
00:12:35,161 --> 00:12:36,211
No.
367
00:12:36,211 --> 00:12:38,001
I think perhaps
another month
368
00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:40,031
of detention could
set you straight.
369
00:12:40,031 --> 00:12:42,131
What do you say?
370
00:12:42,131 --> 00:12:44,061
Thank you, Mrs. Godfrey.
371
00:12:45,221 --> 00:12:47,051
(slams safe shut)
372
00:12:47,051 --> 00:12:48,241
I made it for you.
373
00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:50,061
I don't want it.
374
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,181
Have it later, then.
375
00:12:51,181 --> 00:12:53,121
We need to get
rehearsing anyway.
376
00:12:53,121 --> 00:12:54,181
Rehearsing?
377
00:12:54,181 --> 00:12:56,131
The duet, silly.
378
00:12:56,131 --> 00:12:59,151
When are you going to get
it into your stupid head
379
00:12:59,151 --> 00:13:02,031
I'm not singing with you.
380
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,191
But the song
stands as a beacon
381
00:13:03,191 --> 00:13:05,151
of our love.
382
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,091
It's called
"A Beacon of Our Love."
383
00:13:07,091 --> 00:13:09,211
But I don't love you.
384
00:13:09,211 --> 00:13:11,021
What?
385
00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:12,221
How could
I ever love you?
386
00:13:12,221 --> 00:13:14,111
You're nothing to me.
387
00:13:15,221 --> 00:13:17,211
Don't say that.
388
00:13:17,211 --> 00:13:19,001
I can change.
389
00:13:19,001 --> 00:13:22,241
Just tell me
and I'll change.
390
00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:24,061
But I love you.
391
00:13:27,061 --> 00:13:29,091
I love you!
392
00:13:29,091 --> 00:13:31,211
I love you so much.
393
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:34,001
I love you.
394
00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:35,151
Bernie!
395
00:13:35,151 --> 00:13:36,211
I love you!
396
00:13:38,031 --> 00:13:43,091
♪
397
00:13:43,091 --> 00:13:45,001
You feeling
a little better?
398
00:13:45,001 --> 00:13:46,121
I don't know
what I did wrong.
399
00:13:46,121 --> 00:13:48,121
It had nothing
to do with you.
400
00:13:48,121 --> 00:13:51,091
The Godfreys
are pure evil.
401
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,001
How'd you like
a chance to get even?
402
00:13:57,001 --> 00:13:58,211
So, Tim...
403
00:13:58,211 --> 00:14:01,031
did you find your
hot date for tonight?
404
00:14:01,031 --> 00:14:02,061
Leave him alone.
405
00:14:02,061 --> 00:14:03,061
I did, actually.
406
00:14:03,061 --> 00:14:04,091
Yeah, right.
407
00:14:04,091 --> 00:14:05,061
Ignore him, Tim.
408
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,081
You can forget
about the bet.
409
00:14:06,081 --> 00:14:07,111
The hell he can!
410
00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:08,211
-Portis!
-I'm serious.
411
00:14:10,061 --> 00:14:11,181
I have a date.
412
00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:13,091
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
413
00:14:13,091 --> 00:14:14,221
I'm meeting her
at the school gates.
414
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:17,001
Well, we're just gonna
have to tag along then.
415
00:14:17,001 --> 00:14:18,091
Not that I
don't trust you.
416
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,181
You can't come.
417
00:14:19,181 --> 00:14:20,221
Ah-ha.
418
00:14:20,221 --> 00:14:22,221
No, because you
need tickets.
419
00:14:22,221 --> 00:14:24,181
You mean like these?
420
00:14:24,181 --> 00:14:26,031
(gasps)
421
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,061
Ooh.
422
00:14:28,161 --> 00:14:30,051
You're not seriously
coming to my son's
423
00:14:30,051 --> 00:14:32,091
school party?
424
00:14:32,091 --> 00:14:34,081
-Yeah, we're coming.
-Woo-hoo!
425
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,061
Party!
426
00:14:35,061 --> 00:14:36,221
(sing-song humming)
427
00:14:36,221 --> 00:14:38,121
♪
428
00:14:38,121 --> 00:14:41,091
♪ Yeah, it's summertime
in our little town ♪
429
00:14:41,091 --> 00:14:44,061
♪ There's sunny
faces all around me ♪
430
00:14:44,061 --> 00:14:45,091
♪ Summertime ♪
431
00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:47,091
♪ Oh, oh ♪
432
00:14:47,091 --> 00:14:48,091
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
433
00:14:48,091 --> 00:14:50,031
♪ Summertime in
our little town ♪
434
00:14:50,031 --> 00:14:53,051
♪ There's sunny
faces all around me ♪
435
00:14:53,051 --> 00:14:56,061
♪ Summertime, whoa ♪
436
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,061
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
437
00:14:57,061 --> 00:15:00,131
♪ Summertime, oh ♪
438
00:15:00,131 --> 00:15:01,191
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
439
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,031
Just think, maybe we'll
have one of these little
440
00:15:03,031 --> 00:15:04,121
rugrats someday.
441
00:15:04,121 --> 00:15:05,151
-What?
-I mean...
442
00:15:05,151 --> 00:15:07,181
you'll have to quit
your job, of course.
443
00:15:07,181 --> 00:15:09,221
I was thinking,
move back to Nebraska.
444
00:15:09,221 --> 00:15:11,181
Nebraska?
445
00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:13,161
Ladies and gentlemen.
446
00:15:13,161 --> 00:15:16,221
Please welcome
the St. Benjamin Wildcats!
447
00:15:16,221 --> 00:15:20,051
♪
448
00:15:20,051 --> 00:15:22,191
♪ Oh ♪
449
00:15:22,191 --> 00:15:23,211
♪ Yeah ♪
450
00:15:23,211 --> 00:15:26,241
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
451
00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:28,181
♪ Go Wildcats ♪
452
00:15:28,181 --> 00:15:30,151
♪ Go, go, go Wildcats ♪
453
00:15:30,151 --> 00:15:32,031
♪ Wildcats ♪
454
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,031
♪ Go, go, go Wildcats ♪
455
00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:37,131
♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪
456
00:15:37,131 --> 00:15:39,061
♪ Go Wildcats ♪
457
00:15:39,061 --> 00:15:41,031
♪ Go, go, go Wildcats ♪
458
00:15:41,031 --> 00:15:42,161
♪ Wildcats ♪
459
00:15:42,161 --> 00:15:45,151
♪ Go, go, go Wildcats ♪
460
00:15:45,151 --> 00:15:47,031
Please no,
please no, please no.
461
00:15:49,151 --> 00:15:50,131
Phew.
462
00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:55,211
You have got
to be kidding me.
463
00:15:55,211 --> 00:16:00,091
♪
464
00:16:00,091 --> 00:16:01,181
Would you like to dance?
465
00:16:01,181 --> 00:16:03,091
No.
466
00:16:03,091 --> 00:16:04,091
Do you want some food?
467
00:16:04,091 --> 00:16:07,061
Justine, can't
you see I'm busy?
468
00:16:07,061 --> 00:16:10,181
♪ I'm not one for
the chatter flies ♪
469
00:16:10,181 --> 00:16:13,001
We do have quite similar
bone structure, actually.
470
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:15,061
Anyway, what
about your photo?
471
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,031
What about it?
472
00:16:16,031 --> 00:16:17,111
At least that
was actually me.
473
00:16:17,111 --> 00:16:18,131
That was you?
474
00:16:18,131 --> 00:16:20,121
What are you
trying to say, Tim?
475
00:16:20,121 --> 00:16:22,121
What about all
that LA69 stuff?
476
00:16:22,121 --> 00:16:23,211
I was born in 1969
477
00:16:23,211 --> 00:16:25,111
and my initials
are LA, Leslie Ash.
478
00:16:27,031 --> 00:16:28,061
Your name is Leslie Ash?
479
00:16:28,061 --> 00:16:29,091
What's your point?
480
00:16:29,091 --> 00:16:30,151
Tonight couldn't
get any worse.
481
00:16:30,151 --> 00:16:32,021
Finally, we agree
on something.
482
00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:35,241
♪
483
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:37,151
(laughs)
484
00:16:37,151 --> 00:16:40,031
Shut up.
485
00:16:40,031 --> 00:16:41,051
Aren't you going
to introduce me?
486
00:16:41,051 --> 00:16:43,151
-No.
-Hi, Leslie.
487
00:16:43,151 --> 00:16:46,021
-Look, it's Leslie.
-Yay!
488
00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:49,031
Are you at least
gonna get me a drink?
489
00:16:49,031 --> 00:16:52,021
(laughs)
490
00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:54,081
(speaker reverb)
491
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,181
(strums)
492
00:16:56,181 --> 00:17:00,111
♪
493
00:17:00,111 --> 00:17:03,151
♪ Why'd you have
to hurt me, Bernie? ♪
494
00:17:03,151 --> 00:17:07,051
♪ You treat my heart
like taxidermy ♪
495
00:17:07,051 --> 00:17:08,071
♪ I'm gonna kill you ♪
496
00:17:08,071 --> 00:17:11,241
♪ Better get an
attorney, Bernie ♪
497
00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:14,111
♪ I hate Bernice ♪
498
00:17:14,111 --> 00:17:17,241
♪ You're a disease
like scurvy, Bernie ♪
499
00:17:17,241 --> 00:17:21,121
♪ And all that food
makes you curvy, Bernie ♪
500
00:17:21,121 --> 00:17:24,221
♪ Want you to die, you
don't deserve me, Bernie ♪
501
00:17:24,221 --> 00:17:26,061
♪ Bernie ♪
502
00:17:26,061 --> 00:17:28,171
♪ I hate Bernice ♪
503
00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:32,061
♪ You're a disease
like scurvy, Bernie ♪
504
00:17:32,061 --> 00:17:35,181
♪ And all that food
makes you curvy, Bernie ♪
505
00:17:35,181 --> 00:17:36,231
♪ Want you to die ♪
506
00:17:36,231 --> 00:17:38,241
♪ You don't
deserve me, Bernie ♪
507
00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:40,231
♪ Die ♪
508
00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:48,221
♪
509
00:17:48,221 --> 00:17:50,001
What do you want?
510
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:51,041
We don't have much time.
511
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,221
I need you to call this
number in 10 minutes
512
00:17:52,221 --> 00:17:54,011
and say what's on the back.
513
00:17:54,011 --> 00:17:55,131
Why should I do
anything for you?
514
00:17:55,131 --> 00:17:57,171
It's not for me,
it's for you.
515
00:17:57,171 --> 00:17:59,051
Why would I trust you?
516
00:17:59,051 --> 00:18:00,171
You betrayed me.
517
00:18:00,171 --> 00:18:02,141
You're wearing
a skirt and pom poms.
518
00:18:02,141 --> 00:18:03,131
Seriously.
519
00:18:03,131 --> 00:18:05,001
What have you got to lose?
520
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,241
♪
521
00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:08,121
It's up to you.
522
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:11,121
♪
523
00:18:11,121 --> 00:18:16,001
♪ Why can't she
just miss me
524
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:18,181
when I'm gone? ♪
525
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:22,131
♪
526
00:18:22,131 --> 00:18:27,081
♪ And why won't
she just kiss me
527
00:18:27,081 --> 00:18:30,041
when she's wrong? ♪
528
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:32,061
♪
529
00:18:32,061 --> 00:18:35,111
Look at them!
530
00:18:35,111 --> 00:18:37,061
Aren't you glad
we got each other?
531
00:18:37,061 --> 00:18:40,171
♪
532
00:18:40,171 --> 00:18:42,101
Mm-hmm.
533
00:18:42,101 --> 00:18:47,021
♪ ...cry alone ♪
534
00:18:47,021 --> 00:18:52,131
♪
535
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,001
(sighs)
536
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:58,141
♪
537
00:18:58,141 --> 00:19:00,101
(dialing)
538
00:19:00,101 --> 00:19:02,141
♪
539
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,061
Yes, yes.
540
00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:06,221
Um, I'd like
to report a crime.
541
00:19:09,121 --> 00:19:10,191
Can we go yet?
542
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,041
Soon.
543
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:13,121
It's nearly over.
544
00:19:13,121 --> 00:19:20,021
♪
545
00:19:20,021 --> 00:19:21,121
Do you want to dance?
546
00:19:21,121 --> 00:19:27,181
♪
547
00:19:27,181 --> 00:19:28,231
What's going on?
548
00:19:28,231 --> 00:19:30,201
What are the
police doing here?
549
00:19:30,201 --> 00:19:32,181
♪
550
00:19:32,181 --> 00:19:34,071
Mr. Quil has made
some serious allegations
551
00:19:34,071 --> 00:19:37,001
against you involving
improper financial dealings.
552
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,061
I can assure you
that Mr. Quil
553
00:19:38,061 --> 00:19:39,201
is grossly mistaken,
554
00:19:39,201 --> 00:19:41,221
and motivated solely
out of bitterness.
555
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,121
How dare you!
556
00:19:43,121 --> 00:19:44,201
Would you mind
opening the safe,
557
00:19:44,201 --> 00:19:46,141
please, Mrs. Godfrey?
558
00:19:54,141 --> 00:19:55,121
(gasps)
559
00:20:00,181 --> 00:20:02,071
What's this?
560
00:20:02,071 --> 00:20:05,131
Little...
561
00:20:05,131 --> 00:20:06,111
Hey!
562
00:20:11,221 --> 00:20:13,121
He sat right here.
563
00:20:13,121 --> 00:20:14,241
He did all the accounts.
564
00:20:14,241 --> 00:20:16,021
-Who did?
-Marcus Elliot,
565
00:20:16,021 --> 00:20:17,101
he's in Year Six.
566
00:20:17,101 --> 00:20:19,221
Are you saying you had
a child doing your accounts?
567
00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:26,131
My God, he planned
it all along.
568
00:20:26,131 --> 00:20:32,181
♪
569
00:20:32,181 --> 00:20:34,041
There must've been others.
570
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:35,121
Oh, of course.
571
00:20:35,121 --> 00:20:37,061
Someone had to drill
through the wall.
572
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,001
And a badge.
573
00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:41,001
They're all in on it.
574
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:42,061
It's a conspiracy.
575
00:20:42,061 --> 00:20:45,001
Sarge, looks like
Mr. Quil was right.
576
00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:46,161
This appears to show
large sums of money
577
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,081
being paid into
the private accounts
578
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,021
of Mrs. Godfrey
and her daughter.
579
00:20:50,021 --> 00:20:52,051
No, you've got it wrong.
580
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,131
Tell them, Philip.
581
00:20:53,131 --> 00:20:55,011
You saw Marcus,
didn't you?
582
00:20:55,011 --> 00:20:57,171
I'm sorry, Mrs. Godfrey,
I didn't see anyone.
583
00:20:57,171 --> 00:20:59,161
But then again,
I was quite busy
584
00:20:59,161 --> 00:21:02,231
washing netball outfits.
585
00:21:02,231 --> 00:21:05,041
Mrs. Godfrey,
Miss Godfrey,
586
00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:07,071
we are arresting you both
on suspicion of fraud.
587
00:21:07,071 --> 00:21:08,101
You do not have
to say anything,
588
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,121
but it may harm
your defense
589
00:21:09,121 --> 00:21:11,001
if you do not mention
when questioned...
590
00:21:11,001 --> 00:21:16,171
♪
591
00:21:16,171 --> 00:21:18,061
Thank you.
592
00:21:18,061 --> 00:21:19,141
I don't know
what you mean.
593
00:21:19,141 --> 00:21:21,081
(chuckles)
594
00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:23,231
But where did
all the cash go?
595
00:21:23,231 --> 00:21:25,181
It's safe.
596
00:21:25,181 --> 00:21:26,241
So, um...
597
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:29,161
did you enjoy seeing
me make a tit of myself?
598
00:21:29,161 --> 00:21:30,121
A little bit, yeah.
599
00:21:32,201 --> 00:21:34,011
Has anyone seen Chris?
600
00:21:34,011 --> 00:21:35,191
He said he'd make
his own way home.
601
00:21:35,191 --> 00:21:37,071
Hm, all right.
602
00:21:37,071 --> 00:21:38,131
Come on, then, let's go.
603
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,121
Who's up for ice cream?
604
00:21:40,121 --> 00:21:41,121
Me.
605
00:21:47,051 --> 00:21:48,181
♪ Bernie ♪
606
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:51,001
♪ I hate Bernice ♪
607
00:21:51,001 --> 00:21:54,061
♪ Want you to die, you
don't deserve me, Bernie ♪
608
00:21:54,061 --> 00:21:55,141
♪ Die ♪
609
00:21:55,141 --> 00:22:23,241
♪
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