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♪
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Hold that.
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Must make you feel inadequate.
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Don't know what
you're talking about.
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Look how he craves the attention
of a real father figure
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in his life, that's why
Philip's so amazing for him.
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I don't wanna talk about Philip.
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Gotcha!
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-How's it hanging, blood?
-Painfully.
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Who's that?
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That is Sam McCloud's dad, Tony.
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He's a detective
sergeant in the Met.
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I've had the school
inspectors on my back.
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Apparently you can
see more discipline
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in a Romanian brothel
which I think is rather rude.
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Which part of Romania exactly?
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-Galati is a charming city.
-Wow, fascinating.
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-Just getting back to him.
-Oh, yup, right.
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Well, uh, I asked Tony to
come in and talk to the kids.
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You know, instill
a bit of order.
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Really?
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Surprised you didn't ask me.
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(laughing)
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We know a little about
discipline in the Civil Service.
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Oh, you're the best.
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♪
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I managed to break out the
skylight above the warehouse,
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and out the corner of my
eye I saw one of the guys
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-running through the yard--
-Wow!
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That is an excellent story.
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-Wow, it's Tony, isn't it?
-Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm Tim, I'm,
uh, Marcus's dad.
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-So, the old law enforcement.
-That's right.
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Yeah, we're pretty much in
the same business, you and me.
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-Please don't.
-You're in the force?
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-Yeah, in a way, Civil Service.
-Oh, okay.
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-Pretty high level.
-Must be exciting.
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-Oh, it is.
-All that photocopying.
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(laughing)
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That's a good one.
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So what're you guys
packing these days?
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-We don't carry weapons.
-Oh dear.
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-Me, I'm a Glock man.
-What?
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Nine-mil auto, short recoil.
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One in the chamber,
sixteen in the mag.
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Do you have a license
to carry a firearm, sir?
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-Sorry, what?
-The Glock.
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Do you have a license for that?
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-He doesn't have a gun.
-Well, which is it?
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Do you have a firearm or not?
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-No.
-You do know it's an offense
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-to waste police time.
-I'm not wasting police time.
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-Do you understand me?
-Mhm.
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Now apologize to them.
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-Sorry.
-Come on, guys.
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We don't like liars.
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♪
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Thanks.
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♪
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-Oh come on.
-It's one thing to humiliate me
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in front of my work
colleagues, but quite another
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to insult one of Her
Majesty's police officers.
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-But he was a bit of an ass.
-He's a detective sergeant.
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-What are you?
-I'm a Civil Service--
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No, you're nothing!
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-Ouch.
-Shut up.
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♪
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Identified Karen Lee.
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♪
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I swear to you, I thought
it was the men's toilet.
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(groaning)
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-Good morning.
-Hi, how are you?
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-Good, thanks, you?
-Yeah, good.
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-Is this you?
-No, what is it?
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(whimpering)
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Don't ask.
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Now then, you and I need
to have a little chat about
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what constitutes acceptable
behavior in the workplace.
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You wanted to see--hello?
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-Sir?
-Is that you, Tim?
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-Yes, were you hiding?
-No, no, no, no, no.
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Just, um, dropped--
ah, here it is.
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-There's nothing there.
-Enough of the small talk, Tim.
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Senior Management have decided
to introduce a new policy
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of random drug testing
in the office.
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-Fair enough.
-If I take that drug test
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with my blood, it is
possible it might fail.
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-Possible--
-Possible slash certain.
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-Right.
-It's the, uh,
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old ganja I'm afraid.
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Okay.
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That something you do regularly?
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I didn't ask you in here
so you could judge me, Tim.
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No, no, no, uh, it's
just cannabis only stays
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detectable in the body
for about six weeks.
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Yup, I'm gonna need your blood.
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Hmm, I'm not gonna
give you my blood.
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-Not even for a promotion?
-Promotion?
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For a few mils of that
beautiful, clean plasma.
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-What kind of promotion?
-What do you want?
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Um, I don't know,
executive position?
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-Yup.
-Really, wow, that's it?
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-I'm an executive?
-Congratulations.
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This is gonna make
Marcus so proud.
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Of course it will,
now roll up your sleeve.
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-What, oh, right.
-And remember, Tim,
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don't let that power
go to your head.
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Oh don't worry, sir,
I won't change one little bit.
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Bit more focus, people.
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These exercises
are important, yes?
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Good, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Very good, very good.
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(beeping)
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♪
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-How you gettin' on?
-What?
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Listen, I hope, um, I hope
things aren't gonna be weird
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-between us.
-Why should they be?
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Well, you know, with
the promotion, and, uh,
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now I have more responsibilities
and a bigger desk.
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-It's not a bigger desk.
-It's an executive desk.
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It's the same desk
with a sticker on it.
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Yeah, so I just wanted
to say, you know,
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I'm still on your side, okay?
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-I still think of us as equals.
-We are equals.
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Yeah, of course we are,
absolutely we are.
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Although officially...
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Still equals,
absolutely, yeah, good talk.
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Yes, question?
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Not so funny now, is it?
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So stupid, why'd
you snitch on us?
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Hold him.
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Check and see if
he's got any money.
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-What are you looking at?
-Get out of here.
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-You all right, Oliver?
-Excellent, thank you.
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That's right, so go on.
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Get out.
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Get his arms, look
how pathetic he is.
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Why don't you stop
being a crybaby?
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I'm afraid I can't do that.
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-Come on, Marcus.
-Wait for me outside.
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It's a breach of
the school code,
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not to mention common law,
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to assault a fellow student.
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♪
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Of course, if you don't stop,
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it might leak out how
you and Carl kissed
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-after the school disco.
-What?
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-Hey, I'm not judging.
-I didn't kiss Carl.
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I understand, it's
society's fault,
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but you know how
cruel kids can be.
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Carl, tell him we didn't kiss.
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-Carl!
-Yeah, no.
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No way did we kiss, ugh.
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That would be horrible.
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So, gentlemen, what's it to be?
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♪
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The inspectors were right.
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There's absolutely no
discipline in this school.
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What were you thinking?
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-I was just doing my job.
-Your job?
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Philip, talk to him.
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I'm gonna call
Paula and inform her
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how Tim has been letting
Marcus run wild.
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Yes, my love.
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Marcus, you were
very brave today.
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God knows what
might have happened
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if Mr. Harris hadn't turned up.
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In future, you'd do
exactly the same again,
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-wouldn't you?
-I couldn't possibly comment.
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I knew it.
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-Bit risky, though.
-The kid needed my help.
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You are the coolest.
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How would you feel about
a little assignment?
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I'm listening.
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-Hi.
-What's up, Marcus?
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-Hey, Marcus.
-Hi, Marcus.
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♪
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-Thought you might need a drink.
-I don't drink on duty.
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No, of course, sorry.
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Well, perhaps I could
make an exception.
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You've got...
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♪
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-You should get back to class.
-Keep it.
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♪
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-Had your fun, have you?
-Hello, Paula.
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-You force your way in?
-No.
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-Ravish me all night?
-No, I didn't.
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And then leave
without even a goodbye?
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-Goodbye.
-No, wait, I'm sorry.
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-Forgive me, my angel.
-Stop it.
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Now this ends here, Paula!
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You and me did not go
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rock climbing together
in the Algarve.
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We did not adopt a rescue cat
and name him Roger Fishman.
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And we most certainly
did not make love on stage
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during a Michael Bublé concert.
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-Are you dumping me?
-No!
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Actually, yes.
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-Yes, I am dumping you.
-Don't say that.
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Paula, we've had a
good run, but lately,
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I don't know, it's like
we've been drifting apart.
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-No.
-It's not you.
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It--well, it is you, obviously.
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But I'm an executive now.
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I've moved on,
I have responsibilities.
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Whereas you, you are mental.
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Oh, oh, so you're too good
for me now, is that it?
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-We'll see about that.
-Yeah.
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Don't listen to him, Roger,
he'll come back to us.
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(meowing)
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(indistinct conversations)
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(tires screeching)
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-Another day, another dollar.
-Yep.
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-You got a tough one ahead?
-Aren't they all?
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-I hear you.
-Dealing with the scum.
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-And the idiots.
-And the weak.
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God, I hate the weak.
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I hate the weak, too.
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Get outta here.
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That was really lame.
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Seriously, I'm not
just saying that.
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♪
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Really not that
complicated, Karen.
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Come on, wake up, and, uh,
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you could get away with less
make-up, it would suit you.
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-Knob.
-Heard that.
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Got the Q3 numbers for you, Tim.
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Rubbish, do 'em again.
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Psst, psst.
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-Psst.
-Oh!
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♪
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There's been a problem
with the old switcheroo.
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-What?
-Keep the faith,
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-keep the faith, Tim.
-I literally have no idea
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what you're talking about.
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Could you come with
me, please, Tim?
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Sure.
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♪
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-Space for one more?
-No.
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♪
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This doesn't feel entirely good.
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-Leslie?
-Thank you.
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Gentlemen, following
the recent drug testing
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we conducted on the
employees, I take no pleasure
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in reporting that Tim
has failed the test.
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-What, no.
-I'm afraid so.
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-No, there must be some mistake.
-There is no mistake.
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Tim has tested positive for,
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um, let's see.
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-Everything.
-Everything?
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-Everything.
-My God, Tim.
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I really think there's been
some kind of mix up here.
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-I don't.
-No?
254
00:12:09,001 --> 00:12:10,001
-No way.
-Really?
255
00:12:10,001 --> 00:12:11,121
You can't cheat science, Tim.
256
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,111
That's why they call it science.
257
00:12:13,111 --> 00:12:16,211
No, the only mistake we made was
hiring you in the first place.
258
00:12:16,211 --> 00:12:19,191
You are a degenerate, Tim.
259
00:12:19,191 --> 00:12:23,061
And I loathe you.
260
00:12:23,061 --> 00:12:25,061
Wow.
261
00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:27,061
I think that's quite harsh
in the circumstances.
262
00:12:27,061 --> 00:12:29,111
I'm sorry, Tim, but
there you have it.
263
00:12:29,111 --> 00:12:33,031
Now as this is your first
offense, no doubt of many,
264
00:12:33,031 --> 00:12:34,211
we are legally obliged
to send you on
265
00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:37,221
-a drug rehabilitation program.
-That's really not necessary.
266
00:12:37,221 --> 00:12:39,181
-Just take the literature.
-Okay.
267
00:12:39,181 --> 00:12:42,081
Try not to inject it.
268
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:49,001
-You said everything?
-Everything.
269
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:52,151
♪
270
00:12:52,151 --> 00:12:56,031
-Are you packing?
-I got a Twix.
271
00:12:56,031 --> 00:12:59,181
Marcus, can you help us?
272
00:12:59,181 --> 00:13:01,091
You've changed, Marcus.
273
00:13:01,091 --> 00:13:04,111
♪
274
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:14,111
♪
275
00:13:14,111 --> 00:13:17,211
-Is it safe?
-What?
276
00:13:17,211 --> 00:13:21,081
-Is it safe?
-What are you talking about?
277
00:13:21,081 --> 00:13:23,031
It just says here
you like scuba-diving.
278
00:13:23,031 --> 00:13:25,111
-I was wondering, is it safe?
-Yeah.
279
00:13:25,111 --> 00:13:27,181
It's fine as long as you
have a qualified instructor.
280
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:30,131
Interesting, well,
Carl, I'm afraid
281
00:13:30,131 --> 00:13:33,211
Robert said it
was all your idea.
282
00:13:33,211 --> 00:13:35,031
What was?
283
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,091
"Carl thought it would be
hilarious to put a poo
284
00:13:37,091 --> 00:13:40,031
in a jiffy bag and
post it to Mr. Harris."
285
00:13:40,031 --> 00:13:42,161
What, he said that?
286
00:13:42,161 --> 00:13:45,131
(drill buzzing)
287
00:13:45,131 --> 00:13:47,151
♪
288
00:13:47,151 --> 00:13:51,061
It's not too late to
save yourself, Carl.
289
00:13:51,061 --> 00:13:52,221
Rob would never do
anything to hurt me.
290
00:13:52,221 --> 00:13:55,111
Wake up, Carl, don't you see?
291
00:13:55,111 --> 00:13:57,121
-He's left you to take the rap.
-You're lying.
292
00:13:57,121 --> 00:13:59,031
-Tell me it was Robert.
-No.
293
00:13:59,031 --> 00:14:00,091
-Tell me!
-No!
294
00:14:00,091 --> 00:14:02,091
-Tell me!
-Okay, okay!
295
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,021
I can't take any more.
296
00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:07,001
I'm sorry, Rob, I'm so sorry.
297
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,221
I hope this isn't
going to take long.
298
00:14:20,221 --> 00:14:23,091
I've got the locker
rooms to patrol.
299
00:14:23,091 --> 00:14:24,211
-How's it going?
-Busy.
300
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:27,001
Twelve counts of swearing,
eight no permission slips,
301
00:14:27,001 --> 00:14:28,181
a few missing ties, the usual.
302
00:14:28,181 --> 00:14:32,191
-So, if that's all?
-No.
303
00:14:32,191 --> 00:14:35,001
-No?
-Sit down, Marcus.
304
00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:37,151
I think I'd prefer to stand.
305
00:14:40,021 --> 00:14:44,001
-This is difficult for me.
-Spit it out, Philip.
306
00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:46,001
-I've had some complaints.
-What sort of complaints?
307
00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:47,221
-You've been abusing your power.
-That's ridiculous.
308
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,131
Who said that?
309
00:14:49,131 --> 00:14:50,161
I bet it was Gillespie,
that little--
310
00:14:50,161 --> 00:14:53,051
It was Mrs. Godfrey,
among others.
311
00:14:53,051 --> 00:14:55,051
Godfrey, what's her problem?
312
00:14:55,051 --> 00:14:56,121
You clamped her car three times.
313
00:14:56,121 --> 00:14:58,031
She was parked in
the disabled bay.
314
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,031
-She has multiple sclerosis.
-So she says.
315
00:15:00,031 --> 00:15:03,121
-This can't happen again.
-Okay, I'll ease off.
316
00:15:03,121 --> 00:15:06,031
-A little.
-No, it's too late for that.
317
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,181
-I'm sorry, Marcus.
-What are you saying?
318
00:15:08,181 --> 00:15:10,221
I'm saying you're off patrol
with immediate effect.
319
00:15:10,221 --> 00:15:12,241
I'm gonna need your
badge and your gum.
320
00:15:12,241 --> 00:15:20,211
♪
321
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,181
I cleaned this place up for you,
322
00:15:22,181 --> 00:15:24,221
and this is the thanks I get.
323
00:15:24,221 --> 00:15:31,001
♪
324
00:15:31,001 --> 00:15:33,051
Serves you right, Marcus.
325
00:15:33,051 --> 00:15:36,021
-You deserve it.
-Well done.
326
00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:39,031
♪
327
00:15:42,121 --> 00:15:48,181
♪
328
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,151
All right?
329
00:15:50,151 --> 00:15:54,111
♪
330
00:15:56,091 --> 00:15:59,061
Hey, what are you doing here?
331
00:15:59,061 --> 00:16:02,081
-You are kidding, right?
-I am, yeah.
332
00:16:02,081 --> 00:16:04,111
(laughing)
333
00:16:04,111 --> 00:16:05,121
How's it going, pal?
334
00:16:05,121 --> 00:16:07,091
What do you mean
how's it going, pal?
335
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,221
You stitched me up
and sent me to rehab.
336
00:16:08,221 --> 00:16:11,121
Whoa, still annoyed about that.
337
00:16:11,121 --> 00:16:14,031
-I can tell.
-Unbelievable.
338
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,131
So you, um, here to get clean?
339
00:16:17,131 --> 00:16:19,121
Me, God, no.
340
00:16:19,121 --> 00:16:21,211
This is a terrific place
to pick up the ladies.
341
00:16:21,211 --> 00:16:24,031
Really desperate women here.
342
00:16:24,031 --> 00:16:25,151
-Is that right?
-Oh, yeah.
343
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,131
Tuck in, sonny, but, hey,
344
00:16:27,131 --> 00:16:30,161
hands off the counselor,
that sweet tushy is all me.
345
00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:34,001
Okay, can we make
a start, please?
346
00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:37,211
-Oh, my God.
-I know, isn't she amazing?
347
00:16:37,211 --> 00:16:41,211
So, who'd like to go first?
348
00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:43,061
I think Tim had his hand up.
349
00:16:43,061 --> 00:16:47,001
-No, I didn't, actually.
-Round of applause for Tim.
350
00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:48,081
Yay, Tim!
351
00:16:48,081 --> 00:16:51,081
-Woo-hoo!
-Shut up.
352
00:16:51,081 --> 00:16:53,211
So, Tim, tell us
about your addictions.
353
00:16:53,211 --> 00:16:58,001
Yeah, um, yeah, the thing
is--and this is actually,
354
00:16:58,001 --> 00:17:00,031
this is pretty funny--I
don't have any addictions.
355
00:17:00,031 --> 00:17:01,131
(in unison)
Liar.
356
00:17:01,131 --> 00:17:04,161
I understand your skepticism,
but honestly, it's true.
357
00:17:04,161 --> 00:17:06,191
There's been a misunderstanding.
358
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,201
If you're gonna beat this, Tim,
359
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:12,021
we need to strip away the lies
and rebuild you from scratch.
360
00:17:12,021 --> 00:17:16,001
Right, sure,
whatever that means.
361
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:19,021
Not cool, guys, seriously.
362
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,101
You enjoyed that way too much.
363
00:17:20,101 --> 00:17:24,041
You are now standing
in the circle of truth.
364
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:25,181
-How does it feel?
-Cold.
365
00:17:25,181 --> 00:17:28,061
I want you to relax
and embrace the truth.
366
00:17:28,061 --> 00:17:30,221
Tim, are you addicted to drugs?
367
00:17:30,221 --> 00:17:32,081
No.
368
00:17:32,081 --> 00:17:33,161
Ow, what was that for?
369
00:17:33,161 --> 00:17:35,041
This is the circle
of truth, Tim!
370
00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:38,061
-Lies must be punished.
-I'm not lying!
371
00:17:38,061 --> 00:17:39,161
Let's try something
a little easier.
372
00:17:39,161 --> 00:17:42,021
Tim, do you enjoy
number puzzles?
373
00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:44,161
-Yes.
-Good.
374
00:17:44,161 --> 00:17:46,181
And have you ever
strangled a swan?
375
00:17:46,181 --> 00:17:48,071
No.
376
00:17:48,071 --> 00:17:50,191
Okay, who's got a
question for Tim?
377
00:17:50,191 --> 00:17:54,021
♪
378
00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:56,101
(indistinct remarks)
379
00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:02,021
-How safe is it now, Serpico?
-Come on, let's do him.
380
00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:04,201
♪
381
00:18:04,201 --> 00:18:07,001
-This doesn't concern you.
-Move out the way, Justine.
382
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:09,121
That's not going to happen.
383
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:12,061
-No, I deserve it.
-Yes, you do.
384
00:18:12,061 --> 00:18:14,181
-Let's do her, too.
-That's your choice, Daniel,
385
00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:17,131
but I should warn you
that if you try anything
386
00:18:17,131 --> 00:18:19,071
I will take you down.
387
00:18:19,071 --> 00:18:22,181
I will take you down
to Chinatown.
388
00:18:22,181 --> 00:18:26,161
(joints cracking)
389
00:18:26,161 --> 00:18:29,191
-Well, let's not be hasty.
-I'm late for Pilates, actually.
390
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:33,001
-Uh, yeah, I'll walk with you.
-Wait for us.
391
00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:35,181
♪
392
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:37,061
-Thank you.
-Are you done with
393
00:18:37,061 --> 00:18:40,081
-all that vigilante stuff?
-Yes.
394
00:18:40,081 --> 00:18:41,171
I could have taken
them, you know.
395
00:18:41,171 --> 00:18:43,071
-I know.
-All of them.
396
00:18:43,071 --> 00:18:45,081
I'm agreeing with you.
397
00:18:47,241 --> 00:18:50,161
♪
398
00:18:50,161 --> 00:18:52,061
I'm not saying this.
399
00:18:52,061 --> 00:18:54,001
I'm not a drug addict,
400
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,241
and I'm definitely not
saying that I love you.
401
00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:58,231
-You don't have to mean it.
-Oh, why didn't you say?
402
00:18:58,231 --> 00:19:00,171
-No!
-Tim, if I fail you
403
00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:02,061
on this course, you
will lose your job.
404
00:19:02,061 --> 00:19:04,051
-Is that what you want?
-Paula!
405
00:19:04,051 --> 00:19:06,241
There is absolutely no way
I'm saying any of this stuff.
406
00:19:06,241 --> 00:19:10,011
Let me rephrase that, if
you don't read this out,
407
00:19:10,011 --> 00:19:12,111
I might just have to tell
Marcus about his mother
408
00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:15,241
and her sordid past, I
know all about her issues.
409
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:18,121
The pills, the depression,
how she reads the Daily Mail.
410
00:19:18,121 --> 00:19:22,051
-You wouldn't do that to him.
-No?
411
00:19:22,051 --> 00:19:24,171
Didn't I mention I took the
liberty of inviting a few
412
00:19:24,171 --> 00:19:27,061
friends and family to help you
through this difficult time.
413
00:19:27,061 --> 00:19:29,081
Welcome, welcome.
414
00:19:29,081 --> 00:19:31,191
Thank you all so much
for coming today.
415
00:19:31,191 --> 00:19:34,051
Tim is immensely grateful
for all your support,
416
00:19:34,051 --> 00:19:37,111
and has some important things
he'd like to say to you.
417
00:19:37,111 --> 00:19:39,241
And Tim, have fun with it.
418
00:19:39,241 --> 00:19:43,181
♪
419
00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:45,181
Wow.
420
00:19:45,181 --> 00:19:47,181
Hey, Marcus, how are
you, how was school?
421
00:19:47,181 --> 00:19:51,011
-Get on with it.
-Right.
422
00:19:51,011 --> 00:19:53,161
Um, first, I
would like to say
423
00:19:53,161 --> 00:19:57,181
that I may have
424
00:19:57,181 --> 00:20:02,061
a minor drug problem.
425
00:20:02,061 --> 00:20:04,011
Quiet, he hasn't finished yet.
426
00:20:04,011 --> 00:20:07,161
Go on.
427
00:20:07,161 --> 00:20:09,081
Marcus, have you heard
of benzodiazepine?
428
00:20:09,081 --> 00:20:11,071
No, I'm doing it.
429
00:20:11,071 --> 00:20:13,201
-"I have had--"
-For some time now.
430
00:20:13,201 --> 00:20:17,011
"For some time now
have had feelings--"
431
00:20:17,011 --> 00:20:18,161
I think that says
loving feelings.
432
00:20:18,161 --> 00:20:22,221
Yes, "I have had loving
feelings for someone."
433
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,131
Like in The English Patient.
434
00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:26,141
Yeah, just like in
The English Patient.
435
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:31,001
I see, and who do you have
these loving feelings for?
436
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:33,051
-You.
-Tim, I asked you
437
00:20:33,051 --> 00:20:35,001
who do you have
these feelings for?
438
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,061
Yes, I know and I said
it, and they heard me.
439
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:40,041
They did not hear
you, tell us clearly
440
00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:42,221
who you have
these feelings for.
441
00:20:45,021 --> 00:20:48,161
-You!
-Oh, oh!
442
00:20:48,161 --> 00:20:50,181
Oh, no, no, I
didn't expect that.
443
00:20:50,181 --> 00:20:54,051
Oh gosh that is so embarrassing,
I don't know what to say!
444
00:20:54,051 --> 00:20:56,011
No, Caitlin.
445
00:20:56,011 --> 00:20:59,201
That was for Roger.
446
00:20:59,201 --> 00:21:02,051
Notice of the custody trial.
447
00:21:02,051 --> 00:21:06,081
I'm sure the court will be
fascinated by all of this.
448
00:21:06,081 --> 00:21:08,131
Don't worry, bro, we're gonna
fight this thing together.
449
00:21:08,131 --> 00:21:11,111
I do not have a drug
problem, okay, this is--
450
00:21:11,111 --> 00:21:13,181
Marcus, none of this was
true, you have to believe me.
451
00:21:13,181 --> 00:21:15,101
Liar.
452
00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:17,061
You'd better get yourself
a good lawyer, Tim.
453
00:21:17,061 --> 00:21:27,011
♪
454
00:21:29,181 --> 00:21:32,101
Have you got any
gear I can score?
455
00:21:32,101 --> 00:21:35,201
-No.
-Hey, wait.
456
00:21:35,201 --> 00:21:38,001
I think that turned
out pretty well.
457
00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:40,051
In what possible way?
458
00:21:40,051 --> 00:21:42,201
I got a date, yay.
459
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,181
I just wanna go back to work
and forget this ever happened.
460
00:21:44,181 --> 00:21:46,001
-Yeah, about that.
-What?
461
00:21:46,001 --> 00:21:48,111
I'm afraid you're no
longer an executive, Tim.
462
00:21:48,111 --> 00:21:49,121
Why?
463
00:21:49,121 --> 00:21:51,001
I can't have my
executives on drugs.
464
00:21:51,001 --> 00:21:53,131
-That would be insane.
-Of course it would.
465
00:21:53,131 --> 00:21:55,061
We can still be best buds, yeah?
466
00:21:55,061 --> 00:21:57,181
-Yeah, why not?
-Yeah.
467
00:21:57,181 --> 00:22:28,021
♪
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