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I hate you.
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You hear me, I hate you.
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You really think you
could seduce my wife,
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steal my son,
and get away with it, huh?
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With your ridiculous suits
and your frobbety beard?
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This world will be a
better place with you gone.
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♪
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(water squirting)
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And how does
that make you feel?
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A little blue,
if I'm honest,
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but I'm pleased that Tim
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is finally
sharing with the group.
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We have to talk
about Philip's feelings?
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No offense, Philip.
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You seem to have
a lot of rage inside you.
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You got rage from that?
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I definitely did.
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Must be the acoustics.
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And, Marcus,
what do you think?
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I'm sorry?
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What do you think about
your daddy's behavior?
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I'm sorry, I wasn't paying
the slightest attention.
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Does Daddy get angry a lot?
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No.
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Will you let Marcus answer?
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No, he doesn't.
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Bad luck.
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Unless four or five
times a week is a lot.
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What?
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Can you get that, there?
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I'm sorry, Daddy,
please don't beat me.
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Please don't beat me.
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He's--okay,
that's very funny.
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I don't get angry.
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You seem pretty angry now.
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No, I don't.
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Please don't
shout at me, Tim.
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I'm not shouting.
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He always does this.
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Yes.
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I think a lot
of this rage--
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No rage.
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--derives from feelings of
resentment towards Philip.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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So, that's something
we need to work on.
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What do we think
would be a good goal?
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I think they should hug.
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Oh, that's a terrific idea.
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Never gonna happen.
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Or even a hug
and a little kiss.
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You seriously
expect me to get up--
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Hug and kiss, oh yes.
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Well, of course
you do, Paula.
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But unfortunately for you,
even Philip has no interest--
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Come here, big guy.
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All righty, I've
got to get to work.
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'Kay.
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See you tonight.
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Tonight?
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Parent-teacher evening?
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♪
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Can I have a word?
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♪
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Why didn't you tell me
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about the
parent-teacher evening?
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Why would I?
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Because I'm a parent.
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Well, technically.
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No, not technically.
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Tim, I don't want you
at the parents evening.
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Oh, you're ashamed of me,
is that what you're saying?
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I believe the fashionable
expression is, duh.
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But I could help you.
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Tim, I've been scoring starred
A's since I was 36 months.
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I know, but--
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This is not a
battle you can win.
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How can I put
this most simply?
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I'm the Persians at Thermopylae.
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The Portuguese at Cochin.
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Do you see what I'm saying?
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You're Persian?
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I'm saying I will win.
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I always win.
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I always get my way.
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I'll be in the car.
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♪
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D'oh!
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♪
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Scan in progress.
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Identified.
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Low fat, organic tzatziki.
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£2.73.
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Uh, no, Tim Elliot.
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Next customer, please.
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(door sliding)
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Okay, pay attention, people.
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Who's seen one
of these before?
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Yeah, this is a personal
microcomputer or PC computer.
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Now, these machines
have the capacity
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to process literally thousands
of numbers and letters
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Excuse me, sorry.
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Yeah.
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I think, um, I think some
of your technical information
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might be a little
bit out of date.
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Right there, bang,
look at him!
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Because there is your Top Gun.
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Only Tim, only Tim noticed
that I have, in fact,
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sprinkled some tiny
factual inaccuracies
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into my lecture.
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You people are gonna
have to raise your game
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if you're gonna
keep up with this guy.
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Okay, so today we're gonna
learn about computer hacking.
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Firstly, no thinking.
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Is hacking legal or illegal?
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Yep.
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-Illegal.
-Wrong.
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Wrong, go.
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Illegal.
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R-really?
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Yeah.
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I thought it was
just frowned upon.
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No.
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Okay, well, just as well
lay my fivers above the law.
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Would you please
stop interrupting?
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So sorry, Mummington.
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Once you've settled into which
site you want to hack into,
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start launching
your XRF programs.
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What's your target, son?
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I'm attempting to crack
into a secure cache
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of orbital dominant images
with high global significance.
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You're hacking into
celebrity surgical records.
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Yes, I am.
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Okay, five minutes,
budge over.
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(giggling)
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What are you doing?
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And so are you, pal.
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Dear, only a B in Geography.
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And, uh, what's this?
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A C in history?
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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You'll have to
do better than that
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if you're gonna run the IMF.
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Just so I'm
absolutely clear,
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you do know you're sabotaging
your own son's school grades?
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Yup.
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And you don't
feel bad about that?
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Just teaching
him a little lesson.
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That's actually
quite good parenting,
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if you think about it.
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Now, English Language,
uh...C, methinks.
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Make it a D.
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Well, if you're
gonna do it properly.
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D it is.
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What are you doing?
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Hacking into Johnny Depp's
holiday photos?
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Yeah, because
that's what women do.
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No, actually, the boss
has asked me to infiltrate
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an anarchist chatroom.
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Yeah, look at you.
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When you say holiday
photos--no, never mind.
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You're kidding.
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No.
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You changed his grades?
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Yes.
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He's gonna go ballistic.
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I know!
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And so what, you just
hacked into the website?
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You know, it's quite easy.
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You can hack
into almost anything.
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Businesses, hospital
records, bank accounts--
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Bank accounts.
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And businesses, and--cool.
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Right, yeah.
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It's all in the book.
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(door closing)
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Hey, here he is.
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You're back early,
how'd it go?
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Not well.
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But you always
get starred A's.
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I know I do, so you
can imagine my surprise
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when I discovered
several of my grades
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appear to have fallen
below that standard.
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Well, they can't
be that bad.
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Show me the report card.
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You're treading
on very thin ice, Tim.
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Come on, let Daddy see.
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♪
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A C in history,
I thought you liked history.
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I devour history.
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He devours history
and yet a C.
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Ouch, and a B in German?
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What's happened there?
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(speaking German)
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Ya, I can vell imagine.
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Looks like you've
got a little bit
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of knuckling down
to do, young man.
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Maybe I can help
with your homework,
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you know,
if you're struggling.
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(gasp)
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A D in English Language?
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Stop it.
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It says it here, English
Language grade, D.
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It's your native tongue.
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Too far, Tim.
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You went too far.
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I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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There'll be consequences.
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You can count on it.
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Why don't you count on it,
Mister C in maths?
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♪
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-I should head.
-Okay.
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You're not worried about him
taking his revenge, are you?
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No.
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Little bit, yeah.
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I suggest you sleep with
the door locked tonight.
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(laughing)
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No, seriously.
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No, I'm gonna, absolutely.
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Night-night.
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♪
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(coins shaking)
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Where were you last night?
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What are you doing?
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I waited up, but
you didn't come home.
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I don't--
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No, don't tell me,
you were working late.
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I don't live with you.
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You lost track of time.
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I don't live with you.
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Oh, the car broke down.
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I don't live with you.
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Don't you get it?
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We could make
a life together,
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a life built
on truth and honesty.
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Wow.
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But if you don't care
enough even to fight for us,
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then maybe we should
just call it quits.
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Yeah, let's do that.
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It's your choice.
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I think we should
call it quits.
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Whatever you say.
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I say call it quits.
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I'm not a mind reader, Tim.
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You're gonna have to
open up to me eventually.
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Oooo-kay.
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Why don't you ju--
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I wish I knew
how to quit you.
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(crying)
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That's not what
it looks like.
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Still nothing?
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Not a thing.
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They're not very chatty bunch,
these anarchists.
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No, they're probably
all out somewhere
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doing anarchy.
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Brilliant.
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You should spice it up.
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Draw 'em in with a
bit of virtual flesh.
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Yeah, all right.
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I am so hot in here,
aircon broken.
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Nice.
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Must take off shirt.
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Dress.
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Dress, good, yeah.
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How did Marcus take his
newly imposed mediocrity?
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Not that well.
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No.
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So, you've
changed it back.
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Tim.
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We've been summoned to
his headmaster's office
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this afternoon to,
uh, discuss his grades.
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I just wanna see his
little Persian face.
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-What?
-Nothing.
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(computer bleep)
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And hi to you, Karl276.
275
00:09:28,121 --> 00:09:36,061
♪
276
00:09:36,061 --> 00:09:39,111
(keyboard clicking)
277
00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:41,211
♪
278
00:09:41,211 --> 00:09:43,161
Can you go and
take the delivery?
279
00:09:43,161 --> 00:09:45,051
-Mmmm.
-James?
280
00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:46,161
♪
281
00:09:46,161 --> 00:09:48,051
Nosy.
282
00:09:48,051 --> 00:09:50,081
(school bell ringing)
283
00:09:50,081 --> 00:09:53,151
So, why do you
think Marcus's grades
284
00:09:53,151 --> 00:09:54,181
have dropped off?
285
00:09:54,181 --> 00:09:56,081
I don't know.
286
00:09:56,081 --> 00:09:58,081
Nothing to do with me
and you can't prove a thing.
287
00:09:58,081 --> 00:09:59,061
It's okay, Tim.
288
00:09:59,061 --> 00:10:00,131
Parents often feel guilty
289
00:10:00,131 --> 00:10:02,051
about their
children's failures.
290
00:10:02,051 --> 00:10:03,131
But they're
completely innocent.
291
00:10:03,131 --> 00:10:04,211
Completely.
292
00:10:04,211 --> 00:10:06,021
How's his home life?
293
00:10:08,151 --> 00:10:09,161
Are you serious?
294
00:10:09,161 --> 00:10:11,061
Tim, this is just
a routine conversation
295
00:10:11,061 --> 00:10:15,021
between a concerned father
and an education professional.
296
00:10:15,021 --> 00:10:15,521
Mmm.
297
00:10:18,091 --> 00:10:20,001
Well, if you must know.
298
00:10:20,001 --> 00:10:21,061
Yeah.
299
00:10:21,061 --> 00:10:22,061
Things haven't been going
very well at home.
300
00:10:22,061 --> 00:10:23,031
I see.
301
00:10:23,031 --> 00:10:24,051
It's Marcus's mother.
302
00:10:24,051 --> 00:10:25,121
Oh.
303
00:10:25,121 --> 00:10:32,161
She's dating this guy who,
between us, is a dick.
304
00:10:32,161 --> 00:10:33,211
Right.
305
00:10:33,211 --> 00:10:35,221
Well, let's try
not to focus on--
306
00:10:35,221 --> 00:10:37,121
He's really annoying.
307
00:10:37,121 --> 00:10:38,241
And clingy.
308
00:10:38,241 --> 00:10:40,161
You know the type,
emotionally fragile,
309
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,051
mentally not quite right.
310
00:10:42,051 --> 00:10:43,221
I'm sure he must have
some redeeming qualities.
311
00:10:43,221 --> 00:10:45,131
He doesn't.
312
00:10:45,131 --> 00:10:48,001
Perhaps he's a
hilarious raconteur?
313
00:10:48,001 --> 00:10:50,031
Or a surprisingly
gifted salsa dancer?
314
00:10:50,031 --> 00:10:51,121
No.
No?
315
00:10:51,121 --> 00:10:52,181
Nope.
316
00:10:52,181 --> 00:10:53,241
Right.
317
00:10:53,241 --> 00:10:55,131
He thinks he's funny,
318
00:10:55,131 --> 00:10:58,001
but really people are
just laughing at him.
319
00:10:58,001 --> 00:10:58,511
What a fool.
320
00:10:58,511 --> 00:11:01,021
Yeah, and as
for the dancing.
321
00:11:01,521 --> 00:11:02,241
Well, I mean, to be honest,
322
00:11:02,241 --> 00:11:04,081
he just doesn't have
the hips for salsa.
323
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,211
How dare you?
324
00:11:05,211 --> 00:11:09,051
These hips were born to swing
to the rhythm of the bongo.
325
00:11:09,051 --> 00:11:10,191
I thought you were just
an education professional?
326
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:12,151
An education professional
with Cuban lightning
327
00:11:12,151 --> 00:11:14,031
coursing through his veins.
328
00:11:14,031 --> 00:11:15,151
You've gone too
far this time, Tim,
329
00:11:15,151 --> 00:11:16,181
too far!
330
00:11:16,181 --> 00:11:18,211
All righty, I take it
this meeting is over.
331
00:11:21,121 --> 00:11:37,181
♪
332
00:11:37,181 --> 00:11:39,051
What are you doing here?
333
00:11:39,051 --> 00:11:42,001
I thought you had double entry
bookkeeping this evening?
334
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,061
I did.
335
00:11:43,061 --> 00:11:45,121
And?
336
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,021
I've been suspended.
337
00:11:47,021 --> 00:11:48,001
What?
338
00:11:48,001 --> 00:11:50,021
What for?
339
00:11:50,021 --> 00:11:51,121
Philip said you'd know why.
340
00:11:51,121 --> 00:11:53,061
Philip.
341
00:11:53,061 --> 00:11:54,221
What have you done, Tim?
342
00:11:58,061 --> 00:12:00,001
Nothing.
343
00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:04,021
(ball bouncing on wall)
344
00:12:05,021 --> 00:12:06,061
Marcus?
345
00:12:09,121 --> 00:12:11,051
You know you have
to come out sometime.
346
00:12:11,051 --> 00:12:12,241
Even if it's just to eat.
347
00:12:18,051 --> 00:12:19,031
I know you miss
being at school,
348
00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,211
do you want
to talk about it?
349
00:12:23,001 --> 00:12:25,111
I'm gonna get you
back in, I promise.
350
00:12:28,021 --> 00:12:30,091
Marcus.
351
00:12:30,091 --> 00:12:34,061
(ball hitting wall)
352
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,221
♪
353
00:12:36,221 --> 00:12:40,031
Ha, ha, ha, you're dead,
you're dead, you're dead.
354
00:12:40,031 --> 00:12:43,031
(laughing)
355
00:12:43,031 --> 00:12:49,031
♪
356
00:12:49,531 --> 00:12:51,001
Ah, Tim.
357
00:12:51,501 --> 00:12:53,061
That's not loaded, is it?
358
00:12:54,211 --> 00:12:56,211
Uh, no.
359
00:12:56,211 --> 00:13:00,001
Sorry, sir, I need to ask
you for a few more days off.
360
00:13:00,001 --> 00:13:01,111
You've already
had a week off, Tim.
361
00:13:01,111 --> 00:13:05,031
I know, I have a domestic
situation I need to deal with.
362
00:13:05,031 --> 00:13:05,541
I see.
363
00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:06,191
What?
364
00:13:06,191 --> 00:13:07,181
Why didn't you say so?
365
00:13:07,181 --> 00:13:08,091
What's her name?
366
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,051
Who?
367
00:13:09,051 --> 00:13:10,161
The girl, you dirty squirrel.
368
00:13:10,161 --> 00:13:11,091
There's no girl.
369
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,091
In the family way, is she?
370
00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:13,031
Of course, she is.
371
00:13:13,031 --> 00:13:14,181
No, what, no, it's my son.
372
00:13:14,181 --> 00:13:17,181
He's, he's been
suspended from school.
373
00:13:17,181 --> 00:13:19,001
No ladies involved?
374
00:13:19,001 --> 00:13:20,031
Absolutely not, sir, I swear.
375
00:13:20,031 --> 00:13:21,031
Well, in that case,
I'm sorry, Tim,
376
00:13:21,031 --> 00:13:22,151
I can't give you
any more time off.
377
00:13:22,151 --> 00:13:24,191
You'll fall too far
behind on your training.
378
00:13:24,191 --> 00:13:26,061
There must be someone
who can help out.
379
00:13:26,061 --> 00:13:28,241
(gun cocking)
380
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,211
Mmm.
381
00:13:29,211 --> 00:13:33,181
Uh, until what time?
382
00:13:33,181 --> 00:13:34,211
Oh, go on, then.
383
00:13:34,211 --> 00:13:37,211
Okay, okay,
bye, bye, bye, bye.
384
00:13:37,211 --> 00:13:39,031
Bye, bye.
385
00:13:39,031 --> 00:13:41,241
(engine roaring)
386
00:13:43,121 --> 00:13:44,091
He'll be fine.
387
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,031
Of course.
388
00:13:46,031 --> 00:13:47,131
Look, there are
plenty of worse people
389
00:13:47,131 --> 00:13:48,211
you could leave Marcus with.
390
00:13:48,211 --> 00:13:51,121
Yeah, you're right.
391
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,031
Like who?
392
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:53,211
Not one.
393
00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:55,091
Yeah!
394
00:13:55,091 --> 00:13:57,061
Here we--ho!
395
00:13:57,061 --> 00:13:59,051
Hey, hut!
396
00:13:59,551 --> 00:14:01,051
He's off his willy.
397
00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:03,181
♪
398
00:14:05,081 --> 00:14:08,181
On today's show,
brothers at war.
399
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,061
You owe me 600 quid!
400
00:14:10,061 --> 00:14:11,061
(bleep)
401
00:14:11,061 --> 00:14:12,121
drunk can be--
402
00:14:12,121 --> 00:14:14,081
You're (bleep) benefits!
403
00:14:14,081 --> 00:14:15,161
And you're so far 600--
404
00:14:15,161 --> 00:14:18,151
(muffled TV)
405
00:14:18,151 --> 00:14:21,221
(laughing)
406
00:14:25,151 --> 00:14:26,191
What are you watching?
407
00:14:26,191 --> 00:14:29,061
Only television, genius.
408
00:14:29,061 --> 00:14:31,091
How can you
watch this dross?
409
00:14:31,091 --> 00:14:33,121
The guy on the right
is sleeping with the girl.
410
00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:34,131
So?
411
00:14:34,131 --> 00:14:36,121
The girl is married
to the guy on the left.
412
00:14:36,121 --> 00:14:37,151
Boring.
413
00:14:37,151 --> 00:14:40,221
The girl is the sister
of the guy on the right.
414
00:14:40,221 --> 00:14:41,121
Go on.
415
00:14:41,121 --> 00:14:42,161
The guy on the left
416
00:14:42,161 --> 00:14:44,151
is the brother of
the guy on the right.
417
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,051
Shut up!
418
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:48,081
They're siblings.
419
00:14:48,081 --> 00:14:50,031
And they're about
to bring out the dad,
420
00:14:50,031 --> 00:14:53,061
who is gay and sleeping
with the uncle.
421
00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:56,091
Her fiancé who she claims,
drinks excessively,
422
00:14:56,091 --> 00:14:57,211
does nothing around the house,
423
00:14:57,211 --> 00:15:00,181
and has even been violent
to her on numerous occasions.
424
00:15:02,161 --> 00:15:06,151
Your theories on dollar
redistribution v interesting.
425
00:15:06,151 --> 00:15:07,091
Thanks.
426
00:15:07,091 --> 00:15:09,161
Are you cute, too?
427
00:15:09,161 --> 00:15:10,151
Maybe.
428
00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:13,181
Is there a Mr. Strike1886?
429
00:15:13,181 --> 00:15:16,061
♪
430
00:15:16,061 --> 00:15:17,091
Not yet.
431
00:15:17,091 --> 00:15:18,241
Good.
432
00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:20,151
What are you into?
433
00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:22,031
You first.
434
00:15:22,031 --> 00:15:23,091
Theater.
435
00:15:23,091 --> 00:15:24,151
Golf.
436
00:15:24,151 --> 00:15:25,151
Spanking.
437
00:15:25,151 --> 00:15:29,031
Spanking?
438
00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:32,031
What, oh, come on?
439
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:33,241
Strike1886?
440
00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:36,061
Karl276?
441
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,161
You make me sick.
442
00:15:37,161 --> 00:15:38,151
Wait.
443
00:15:38,151 --> 00:15:39,121
Stay away from me.
444
00:15:39,121 --> 00:15:41,091
I was joking.
445
00:15:41,091 --> 00:15:42,151
I was joking.
446
00:15:42,151 --> 00:15:43,121
I can explain!
447
00:15:43,121 --> 00:15:45,031
I have a weapon.
448
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:48,121
--has a second home in France
and is proud of the French--
449
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,121
So, what do we think?
450
00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:51,211
Very sharp.
451
00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:53,051
I think so, too.
452
00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:54,211
That was a wonderful
shopping excursion.
453
00:15:54,211 --> 00:15:56,001
Yes.
454
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:57,161
How do you have
such an expensive car
455
00:15:57,161 --> 00:15:59,051
on such a modest salary?
456
00:15:59,051 --> 00:16:00,021
It's complicated.
457
00:16:00,021 --> 00:16:01,091
Did you
consolidate your debts
458
00:16:01,091 --> 00:16:04,001
into one easy to
manage monthly payment?
459
00:16:04,001 --> 00:16:05,111
Something like that.
460
00:16:05,111 --> 00:16:09,051
So, what's next?
461
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,001
I suppose you want
to watch Countdown.
462
00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:13,131
A quiz, boring,
what else is there?
463
00:16:13,131 --> 00:16:16,211
Well, I'd normally suck
into another one of these.
464
00:16:16,211 --> 00:16:18,111
Brilliant!
465
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,161
What the hell's going on?
466
00:16:19,161 --> 00:16:23,001
Oh, Tim, have
you seen this show?
467
00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:25,091
Yes, yeah, it's rubbish.
468
00:16:25,091 --> 00:16:27,031
How can you say that?
469
00:16:27,031 --> 00:16:29,221
Look how wise
and majestic he is.
470
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,211
What are you wearing?
471
00:16:30,211 --> 00:16:32,061
I know.
472
00:16:32,061 --> 00:16:35,151
My trousers actually have
toweling material inside them.
473
00:16:35,151 --> 00:16:37,211
I might literally
beat you to death.
474
00:16:37,211 --> 00:16:39,181
Don't do it here,
do it on the show!
475
00:16:39,181 --> 00:16:41,001
Have you eaten anything today?
476
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,121
Plenty, thank you.
477
00:16:42,121 --> 00:16:44,051
You don't look very well.
478
00:16:44,051 --> 00:16:46,081
That's not organic chicken,
you know that?
479
00:16:46,081 --> 00:16:49,121
(vomiting)
480
00:16:53,091 --> 00:16:55,061
I was actually
still eating that.
481
00:16:58,121 --> 00:16:59,181
She's in with him now.
482
00:16:59,181 --> 00:17:02,181
You've really
done it this time.
483
00:17:02,181 --> 00:17:04,161
Can I go see him?
484
00:17:04,161 --> 00:17:06,121
Best not, he's sleeping now.
485
00:17:06,121 --> 00:17:07,051
How is he?
486
00:17:07,051 --> 00:17:08,081
Not good, I'm afraid.
487
00:17:08,081 --> 00:17:10,161
This is gonna play out
beautifully in court.
488
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:11,191
I tried reading to him,
489
00:17:11,191 --> 00:17:13,181
but his body is just
too weak to digest
490
00:17:13,181 --> 00:17:16,011
19th century
post-industrial literature.
491
00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:17,071
And you tried
Elizabeth Gaskell?
492
00:17:17,071 --> 00:17:18,181
Yes.
493
00:17:18,181 --> 00:17:19,231
No response.
494
00:17:19,231 --> 00:17:21,241
I can't wait to tell
Paula all about this.
495
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,191
I took my eyes off him
for one moment.
496
00:17:23,191 --> 00:17:24,101
I should go.
497
00:17:24,101 --> 00:17:25,061
Yeah, sorry.
498
00:17:25,061 --> 00:17:26,241
Thank you, Justine.
499
00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:28,141
I'll check on him
again in the morning.
500
00:17:28,141 --> 00:17:30,051
Ah, this is perfect.
501
00:17:30,051 --> 00:17:33,141
I will fix it,
first thing.
502
00:17:33,141 --> 00:17:34,231
♪
503
00:17:34,231 --> 00:17:38,141
(singing in Spanish)
504
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,191
(knocking)
505
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,201
Yes.
506
00:17:40,201 --> 00:17:43,121
♪
507
00:17:43,121 --> 00:17:44,161
Hiya.
508
00:17:44,161 --> 00:17:46,001
Hello.
509
00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:48,111
♪
510
00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:50,121
Thanks for seeing me
on such short notice.
511
00:17:50,121 --> 00:17:53,021
Uh-huh.
512
00:17:53,021 --> 00:17:54,051
May I, uh--
513
00:17:54,051 --> 00:17:56,121
-No.
-All right.
514
00:17:56,121 --> 00:17:58,171
Philip, I wanted to
apologize for the other day.
515
00:17:58,171 --> 00:18:01,001
I think we both said
some things that we regret.
516
00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:02,061
I didn't.
517
00:18:02,061 --> 00:18:04,131
Just me, then.
518
00:18:04,131 --> 00:18:10,061
I am sorry that I called
you unfunny and clingy.
519
00:18:10,061 --> 00:18:12,121
And a dick.
520
00:18:12,121 --> 00:18:14,121
You remember that.
521
00:18:14,121 --> 00:18:15,141
Whoops.
522
00:18:17,241 --> 00:18:20,221
And I am also sorry
if I suggested
523
00:18:20,221 --> 00:18:23,191
that your hips were
not designed for salsa,
524
00:18:23,191 --> 00:18:26,051
when it is clear to see that
they are perfectly engineered
525
00:18:26,051 --> 00:18:27,121
to invoke the Latin beat.
526
00:18:27,121 --> 00:18:29,051
Yes, well, thank you.
527
00:18:29,051 --> 00:18:31,121
I won't pretend that
your words did not wound,
528
00:18:31,121 --> 00:18:34,121
but I know that at heart,
we are very dear friends.
529
00:18:34,121 --> 00:18:37,171
Yeah, so with that in mind,
uh, I wondered if, if--
530
00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:42,191
I wondered if you'd
consider re-admitting Marcus.
531
00:18:42,191 --> 00:18:47,081
Well, under
the circumstances,
532
00:18:47,081 --> 00:18:49,051
I am prepared
to re-admit Marcus.
533
00:18:49,051 --> 00:18:52,001
Really, well, that's--
that's great.
534
00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:52,501
Thank you.
535
00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:54,121
Now, if only
we can find a way
536
00:18:54,121 --> 00:18:56,221
to mark this milestone
in our friendship.
537
00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:57,171
-Forget it.
-What?
538
00:18:57,171 --> 00:18:58,101
I'm not hugging you, Philip.
539
00:18:58,101 --> 00:19:00,231
No, you're right.
540
00:19:00,231 --> 00:19:06,101
Must be wonderful having
him at home all the time.
541
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,081
(gulp)
542
00:19:09,121 --> 00:19:10,011
One hug.
543
00:19:10,511 --> 00:19:11,081
But no kissing.
544
00:19:11,081 --> 00:19:12,101
Of course, no kissing.
545
00:19:12,101 --> 00:19:13,041
I mean it.
546
00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:14,201
I never even
wanted to kiss.
547
00:19:16,191 --> 00:19:19,021
What is wrong with you?
548
00:19:19,021 --> 00:19:20,081
Sorry, got confused.
549
00:19:20,081 --> 00:19:21,161
Unbelievable!
550
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,051
Let me know about
Cirque du Soleil.
551
00:19:23,051 --> 00:19:31,061
♪
552
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:32,191
I didn't kiss anyone.
553
00:19:32,191 --> 00:19:33,231
-What?
-What?
554
00:19:33,231 --> 00:19:34,141
What's wrong with you?
555
00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:35,141
Nothing's wrong with me.
556
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,081
Why would anything
be wrong with me?
557
00:19:36,081 --> 00:19:37,121
I'm absolutely fine.
558
00:19:37,121 --> 00:19:39,121
What's wrong with you,
if anything?
559
00:19:39,121 --> 00:19:40,161
Excuse me for breathing.
560
00:19:40,161 --> 00:19:44,171
Sorry, I've just, uh,--
bit of a bad morning.
561
00:19:44,171 --> 00:19:45,121
(spitting)
562
00:19:45,121 --> 00:19:47,071
Oh, is Marcus
still not well?
563
00:19:47,071 --> 00:19:49,011
No, he's--he's
doing better, thanks.
564
00:19:49,011 --> 00:19:50,191
He, uh, watched
a documentary this morning
565
00:19:50,191 --> 00:19:52,121
on quantitative easing, so...
566
00:19:52,121 --> 00:19:54,001
Well, that's good.
567
00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:55,111
I think?
568
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:58,021
Yeah, I should probably put
his school records straight.
569
00:19:58,021 --> 00:19:59,001
Yeah.
570
00:20:02,121 --> 00:20:03,001
What happened to you?
571
00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:06,051
Ha ha ha, clumsy me.
572
00:20:06,051 --> 00:20:08,171
Got to be more
careful in future.
573
00:20:08,171 --> 00:20:10,071
I definitely will.
574
00:20:10,071 --> 00:20:13,181
♪
575
00:20:13,181 --> 00:20:14,131
What?
576
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:15,201
Nothing.
577
00:20:15,201 --> 00:20:18,001
Am I doing
something stupid?
578
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,061
No.
579
00:20:19,061 --> 00:20:25,061
♪
580
00:20:27,061 --> 00:20:30,001
♪
581
00:20:30,001 --> 00:20:31,241
How you feeling?
582
00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:33,041
Juvenescent.
583
00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:34,101
Right.
584
00:20:34,101 --> 00:20:37,041
♪
585
00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:39,081
Listen, I'm sorry you got
suspended from school.
586
00:20:39,081 --> 00:20:41,101
Why are you sorry, Tim?
587
00:20:41,101 --> 00:20:42,081
It wasn't
your fault, was it?
588
00:20:42,081 --> 00:20:44,001
No.
589
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:45,171
No, I--
590
00:20:45,171 --> 00:20:48,191
I do feel responsible in
a strikingly indirect way.
591
00:20:48,191 --> 00:20:50,041
Listen, I promise,
592
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,071
I'll never interfere in
your academic career again.
593
00:20:52,571 --> 00:20:54,011
Never.
594
00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:55,121
No parent-teacher evenings?
595
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:58,001
Especially no
parent-teacher evenings.
596
00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:00,181
Okay, then.
597
00:21:00,181 --> 00:21:07,231
♪
598
00:21:07,231 --> 00:21:08,181
Oh, and Tim?
599
00:21:08,181 --> 00:21:09,161
Yeah?
600
00:21:09,161 --> 00:21:14,051
I told you,
I always get my way.
601
00:21:14,051 --> 00:21:16,221
(sirens blaring)
602
00:21:16,221 --> 00:21:18,111
(rapping on window)
603
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,241
I think I'm in
a spot of trouble.
604
00:21:19,241 --> 00:21:23,191
I don't supposed you can amend
criminal convictions, can you?
605
00:21:23,191 --> 00:21:25,231
Thanks, mate, I really
appreciate this.
606
00:21:25,231 --> 00:21:27,001
I owe one for--
607
00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:28,221
Tim, Tim,
whoa whoa whoa whoa.
608
00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:30,221
You're still angry
and I understand that,
609
00:21:30,221 --> 00:21:31,181
but it--
610
00:21:31,181 --> 00:21:32,061
Marcus?
611
00:21:32,061 --> 00:21:33,121
Hey, buddy!
612
00:21:33,121 --> 00:21:35,041
Remember who bought
you the clothes,
613
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:36,131
it was Uncle Chris,
wasn't it?
614
00:21:36,131 --> 00:21:37,191
You're an accomplice!
615
00:21:37,191 --> 00:21:40,051
I'll tell them it was your--
evening, officers.
616
00:21:40,051 --> 00:21:43,001
♪
617
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,001
You let me know if
you need more jasmine tea.
618
00:21:45,001 --> 00:21:46,241
Will do.
619
00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:49,111
(Chris yelling outside)
620
00:21:49,111 --> 00:22:18,001
♪
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