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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,141 --> 00:00:09,201 ♪ 2 00:00:09,201 --> 00:00:13,061 Philip doesn't mind you making a little money on the side. 3 00:00:13,061 --> 00:00:17,041 He'd just prefer it if it wasn't selling exam questions. 4 00:00:17,041 --> 00:00:20,231 ♪ 5 00:00:20,231 --> 00:00:23,151 If Philip was so sure I was bent, 6 00:00:23,151 --> 00:00:26,131 he'd have sent a prefect. 7 00:00:26,131 --> 00:00:28,201 Benefits of being netball coach. 8 00:00:28,201 --> 00:00:33,031 I'd know if anyone had been promoted. 9 00:00:33,031 --> 00:00:35,161 Shame. 10 00:00:35,161 --> 00:00:38,021 We barely got to know each other. 11 00:00:38,021 --> 00:00:42,001 (squeak) 12 00:00:42,001 --> 00:00:44,191 (shuffling) 13 00:00:44,191 --> 00:00:48,211 I know where you keep your inhaler. 14 00:00:48,211 --> 00:00:50,071 Stop! 15 00:00:50,071 --> 00:00:52,001 What is it, what's wrong? 16 00:00:52,001 --> 00:00:54,021 No, I've changed my mind, this spy stuff's boring. 17 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:56,101 -How can you say that? -Come on, half of the programs 18 00:00:56,101 --> 00:00:58,211 on TV are about spies. 19 00:00:58,211 --> 00:01:00,131 They're so childish! 20 00:01:00,131 --> 00:01:02,151 We can't just abandon it now. 21 00:01:02,151 --> 00:01:04,141 The Christmas party is in one week, 22 00:01:04,141 --> 00:01:06,071 and we promised everybody a film! 23 00:01:06,071 --> 00:01:08,031 Think about it, it's Christmas! 24 00:01:08,031 --> 00:01:10,191 What does everybody really want at Christmastime? 25 00:01:10,191 --> 00:01:12,011 A pashmina? 26 00:01:12,011 --> 00:01:14,141 Better than that, a musical. 27 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:17,141 Put the word out, we start auditions at noon. 28 00:01:17,141 --> 00:01:28,101 ♪ 29 00:01:28,101 --> 00:01:31,051 ♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪ 30 00:01:31,051 --> 00:01:45,161 ♪ 31 00:01:45,161 --> 00:01:49,171 Ugh. 32 00:01:49,171 --> 00:01:52,121 Ohh... 33 00:01:52,121 --> 00:01:55,071 You all right? 34 00:01:55,071 --> 00:01:57,001 -No. -Oh, dear. 35 00:01:57,001 --> 00:02:00,171 It's just so hard, you know, I mean, goddammit, 36 00:02:00,171 --> 00:02:03,051 -I was in love with her, Tim. -Hmm. 37 00:02:03,051 --> 00:02:04,211 You're not gonna cry again, are you? 38 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,121 No. 39 00:02:06,121 --> 00:02:07,141 'Cause I can get Karen. 40 00:02:07,141 --> 00:02:08,141 Karen! 41 00:02:08,141 --> 00:02:12,141 No, it's okay, I'm all cried out. 42 00:02:12,141 --> 00:02:15,001 This is happening, okay. 43 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:19,141 -You close enough? -I've been thinking about it, 44 00:02:19,141 --> 00:02:23,141 though, and it just doesn't add up. 45 00:02:23,141 --> 00:02:25,031 -What doesn't? -We were doing great, 46 00:02:25,031 --> 00:02:27,171 getting along really well, communicating, sharing, 47 00:02:27,171 --> 00:02:31,001 -the sex was awesome. -Moving on. 48 00:02:31,001 --> 00:02:35,031 Thinking back, I kept getting this nagging... 49 00:02:35,031 --> 00:02:37,111 ♪ 50 00:02:37,111 --> 00:02:38,241 Oh, forget about it. 51 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:41,001 -What? -I don't even wanna think it. 52 00:02:41,001 --> 00:02:43,171 -Think what? -Tim. 53 00:02:43,171 --> 00:02:48,041 I think she's in love with someone else. 54 00:02:48,041 --> 00:02:51,171 -No. -I'm serious. 55 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,211 Have any idea who that could be? 56 00:02:53,211 --> 00:02:55,181 That's what I wanted to ask you. 57 00:02:55,181 --> 00:02:57,111 Me, what do you want to ask me for? 58 00:02:57,111 --> 00:02:58,211 I haven't done any-- I'm not--she and I 59 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:00,031 haven't done anything, I mean, 60 00:03:00,031 --> 00:03:02,021 -Hey, relax. -I can tell-- 61 00:03:02,021 --> 00:03:04,171 -I know it's not you. -Oh. 62 00:03:04,171 --> 00:03:06,041 I mean, I think we can both agree 63 00:03:06,041 --> 00:03:08,111 she's a little out of your league. 64 00:03:08,111 --> 00:03:11,031 What's so ridiculous about Caitlin and I being lovers? 65 00:03:11,031 --> 00:03:13,141 (hoarse laughter) 66 00:03:13,141 --> 00:03:15,031 ♪ 67 00:03:15,031 --> 00:03:19,221 Thanks, man, I appreciate you trying to cheer me up. 68 00:03:19,221 --> 00:03:22,241 -I've got Moritz. -Moritz? 69 00:03:24,221 --> 00:03:26,021 I'm better-looking than him. 70 00:03:26,021 --> 00:03:29,041 -Mm-hmm. -Why not, eh, come on. 71 00:03:29,041 --> 00:03:32,001 I mean, Gunther maybe, but Moritz? 72 00:03:32,001 --> 00:03:36,001 It's someone around here, I can feel it. 73 00:03:38,091 --> 00:03:40,101 -Listen-- -When I find out who it is, 74 00:03:40,101 --> 00:03:44,061 I'm gonna rip his face off his shoulders with kitchen tongs, 75 00:03:44,061 --> 00:03:48,101 and, I don't know, something sharp. 76 00:03:50,211 --> 00:03:53,101 Sorry, man, you were saying? 77 00:03:56,071 --> 00:03:59,131 So Moritz, you think? 78 00:03:59,131 --> 00:04:01,131 (background chatter) 79 00:04:01,131 --> 00:04:02,211 You sure about this? 80 00:04:02,211 --> 00:04:04,241 A musical tackles the timeless themes. 81 00:04:04,241 --> 00:04:09,021 Love, greed, jealousy, betrayal, 82 00:04:09,021 --> 00:04:14,041 revenge, pain, hurt, pain-- 83 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:16,181 -Missing Justine? -Not so much, why? 84 00:04:16,181 --> 00:04:18,231 -No reason. -Well, that's aside. 85 00:04:18,231 --> 00:04:21,211 It is, of course, Christmas, and I have a little something 86 00:04:21,211 --> 00:04:24,061 to thank you for your hard work this term. 87 00:04:24,061 --> 00:04:25,181 Oh, thanks, Marcus. 88 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:26,181 Thank you. 89 00:04:26,181 --> 00:04:29,101 You've earned it. 90 00:04:29,101 --> 00:04:31,011 Wow. 91 00:04:31,011 --> 00:04:33,231 You've written off the three pounds I owed you. 92 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:38,041 "A donation has been made to a charity in your name." 93 00:04:38,041 --> 00:04:39,151 How generous of me. 94 00:04:39,151 --> 00:04:41,151 Well, enough with the festivities. 95 00:04:41,151 --> 00:04:44,091 Where are we on these auditions? 96 00:04:44,091 --> 00:04:47,231 ♪ 97 00:04:47,231 --> 00:04:49,091 Thank you for seeing us at short notice. 98 00:04:49,091 --> 00:04:50,101 I don't usually work weekends. 99 00:04:50,101 --> 00:04:51,151 It's Wednesday. 100 00:04:51,151 --> 00:04:53,091 Is it? 101 00:04:53,091 --> 00:04:55,061 So there must still be patients out there. 102 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:56,201 Anyway, as you know, we're very grateful 103 00:04:56,201 --> 00:04:58,001 for everything you've done so far-- 104 00:04:58,001 --> 00:04:59,061 Yes, when are you going to make a decision? 105 00:04:59,061 --> 00:05:00,091 -Philip. -I'm sorry, Owen, 106 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,151 but you've been assessing this family 107 00:05:01,151 --> 00:05:03,091 for months now, and I just feel Judith and I 108 00:05:03,091 --> 00:05:07,031 can't move on until this custody dispute is resolved! 109 00:05:07,031 --> 00:05:10,121 -Do you feel the same way? -It's all I can think about. 110 00:05:10,121 --> 00:05:13,171 The uncertainty is tearing us apart! 111 00:05:13,171 --> 00:05:17,061 Then you're right, we must bring this matter to an end. 112 00:05:17,061 --> 00:05:18,141 Thank you. 113 00:05:18,141 --> 00:05:22,151 Suppose I were to offer you custody of Marcus. 114 00:05:22,151 --> 00:05:26,091 For one night with Judith. 115 00:05:26,091 --> 00:05:27,201 I'd assume you were kidding. 116 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:30,071 I'm not kidding, think about it. 117 00:05:30,071 --> 00:05:33,001 The night would come and go, but custody of Marcus 118 00:05:33,001 --> 00:05:35,151 is something you could both enjoy... 119 00:05:35,151 --> 00:05:37,121 ...the rest of your lives. 120 00:05:37,121 --> 00:05:40,151 I'm sorry, are we seriously doing Indecent Proposal? 121 00:05:40,151 --> 00:05:42,071 -Ah, you've seen it. -Yes, of course we have, 122 00:05:42,071 --> 00:05:43,091 everyone has! 123 00:05:43,091 --> 00:05:44,151 You're a joke. 124 00:05:44,151 --> 00:05:46,201 -Come on, Philip. -I'm not playing around, Judith. 125 00:05:46,201 --> 00:05:49,031 One night with me, you get custody of Marcus 126 00:05:49,031 --> 00:05:50,231 -for the rest of your life. -And if I don't? 127 00:05:50,231 --> 00:05:52,231 Well, I'm sure Tim could be persuaded 128 00:05:52,231 --> 00:05:55,041 to give you some visiting hours, 129 00:05:55,041 --> 00:05:58,181 perhaps every few months? 130 00:05:58,181 --> 00:06:00,231 Think about it. 131 00:06:00,231 --> 00:06:03,151 (balls clinking) 132 00:06:03,151 --> 00:06:05,121 Oh, it's supposed to go in. 133 00:06:05,121 --> 00:06:06,201 Annoying. 134 00:06:06,201 --> 00:06:09,031 (background chatter) 135 00:06:11,201 --> 00:06:13,091 Have you sold any tickets yet? 136 00:06:13,091 --> 00:06:14,181 Quite a few. 137 00:06:14,181 --> 00:06:16,171 You are telling people it's a musical, aren't you? 138 00:06:16,171 --> 00:06:17,231 Yeah. 139 00:06:17,231 --> 00:06:22,181 -Oh, keep me updated. -Will do. 140 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:24,101 You haven't sold any tickets, have you? 141 00:06:24,101 --> 00:06:25,211 Nah. 142 00:06:25,211 --> 00:06:27,001 Gin. 143 00:06:27,001 --> 00:06:28,181 I thought we were playing poker? 144 00:06:32,151 --> 00:06:34,151 -And what's your name? -Sadie. 145 00:06:34,151 --> 00:06:36,141 -And how old are you, Sadie? -Ten. 146 00:06:36,141 --> 00:06:38,101 What are you going to be singing for us today? 147 00:06:38,101 --> 00:06:40,071 I'm going to sing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow." 148 00:06:40,071 --> 00:06:42,041 Off you go. 149 00:06:42,041 --> 00:06:44,181 ♪ Sometimes I wish upon a star ♪ 150 00:06:44,181 --> 00:06:47,121 ♪ And wake up where the clouds are far ♪ 151 00:06:47,121 --> 00:06:50,181 ♪ Behind me ♪ 152 00:06:50,181 --> 00:06:53,091 ♪ What troubles melts like lemon drops ♪ 153 00:06:53,091 --> 00:06:54,091 ♪ Away ♪ 154 00:06:54,091 --> 00:06:55,231 Can I stop you there, please? 155 00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:56,231 Is there a problem? 156 00:06:56,231 --> 00:06:58,171 What, have I done something to offend you? 157 00:06:58,171 --> 00:06:59,201 What do you mean? 158 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:01,121 Well, you're clearly trying to punish me, 159 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,181 and I'm not sure why. 160 00:07:02,181 --> 00:07:03,201 Was it no good? 161 00:07:03,201 --> 00:07:06,011 Sadie, there are prisoners in Guantanamo 162 00:07:06,011 --> 00:07:08,231 being water-boarded that sound better than you. 163 00:07:08,231 --> 00:07:10,071 I can sing another song if you'd like. 164 00:07:10,071 --> 00:07:13,211 Next. 165 00:07:13,211 --> 00:07:16,071 What's the matter with you today? 166 00:07:16,071 --> 00:07:18,091 -Just telling her the truth. -She didn't deserve that! 167 00:07:18,091 --> 00:07:20,211 I don't remember asking for your views. 168 00:07:20,211 --> 00:07:23,061 -We're just saying-- -Well, don't. 169 00:07:23,061 --> 00:07:25,151 This is my show. 170 00:07:25,151 --> 00:07:27,121 ♪ 171 00:07:27,121 --> 00:07:29,201 Go get the next one! 172 00:07:29,201 --> 00:07:32,011 ♪ 173 00:07:32,011 --> 00:07:34,041 They're doing their best, you know. 174 00:07:34,041 --> 00:07:36,151 Try being a little nicer. 175 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:38,231 ♪ 176 00:07:38,231 --> 00:07:40,121 -Who's next? -No one. 177 00:07:40,121 --> 00:07:42,041 What are you talking about, I've got a full list here. 178 00:07:42,041 --> 00:07:43,181 No one's going to audition for you, 179 00:07:43,181 --> 00:07:45,211 they've gone on strike. 180 00:07:45,211 --> 00:07:47,091 What are we going to do? 181 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:50,011 This is your show, I'm sure you'll figure something out. 182 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,061 -Come on, Paul. -Daniel! 183 00:07:53,061 --> 00:07:55,201 Paul! 184 00:07:59,151 --> 00:08:02,071 -Would you like some tea? -No thank you, darling. 185 00:08:02,071 --> 00:08:03,121 Sorry about this. 186 00:08:03,121 --> 00:08:04,171 It shouldn't take long. 187 00:08:04,171 --> 00:08:06,181 Don't worry about me, I'm perfectly happy. 188 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:09,091 -Love you. -Love you more. 189 00:08:09,091 --> 00:08:12,031 ♪ 190 00:08:12,031 --> 00:08:13,141 -We can't! -I know! 191 00:08:13,141 --> 00:08:14,151 Who does he think he is? 192 00:08:14,151 --> 00:08:16,091 Who would ever agree to something like that? 193 00:08:16,091 --> 00:08:18,171 It's not worth giving it another second thought. 194 00:08:18,171 --> 00:08:20,151 It's forgotten. 195 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:22,121 -What is? -I don't know. 196 00:08:22,121 --> 00:08:24,071 (laughs) 197 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:26,181 -Although-- -Yes? 198 00:08:26,181 --> 00:08:28,121 Well, no, it's just, it would be great 199 00:08:28,121 --> 00:08:31,041 for Marcus to come and live with you again. 200 00:08:31,041 --> 00:08:32,191 -It's true. -And in time, 201 00:08:32,191 --> 00:08:36,061 maybe you and I could even get married and be a proper family. 202 00:08:36,061 --> 00:08:39,061 Maybe. 203 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,241 Anyway, it's forgotten. 204 00:08:40,241 --> 00:08:44,031 ♪ 205 00:08:44,031 --> 00:08:47,051 Philip? 206 00:08:47,051 --> 00:08:49,221 I think you want me to do it. 207 00:08:49,221 --> 00:08:53,081 ♪ 208 00:08:53,081 --> 00:08:56,191 -Do you want to do it? -No. 209 00:08:56,191 --> 00:09:00,121 But I would. 210 00:09:00,121 --> 00:09:04,001 (engine revving) 211 00:09:06,121 --> 00:09:07,221 But I can sing. 212 00:09:07,221 --> 00:09:10,061 I can, can I do it, please? 213 00:09:10,061 --> 00:09:12,151 Of course, after all, what could be less humiliating 214 00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:14,151 than my father performing in my musical? 215 00:09:14,151 --> 00:09:16,181 But I'm good, tell him! 216 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,121 -He's really good. -Is he? 217 00:09:18,121 --> 00:09:19,191 -No idea. -Shut up! 218 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:21,021 Will you think about it? 219 00:09:21,021 --> 00:09:23,091 (tapping sound) 220 00:09:25,151 --> 00:09:27,091 -You miss Justine? -Not really. 221 00:09:27,091 --> 00:09:30,031 Not you. 222 00:09:30,031 --> 00:09:32,001 I thought you and Philip were going to roller disco. 223 00:09:32,001 --> 00:09:33,131 They had to cancel. 224 00:09:40,061 --> 00:09:41,081 (knock) 225 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:46,021 You've made a wise decision. 226 00:09:46,021 --> 00:09:47,151 Come in. 227 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:50,181 And before you ask, yes, Mom's already gone to bed. 228 00:09:50,181 --> 00:09:57,091 ♪ 229 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:06,031 You've sold every single ticket? 230 00:10:06,031 --> 00:10:09,031 Plus an extra 30. 231 00:10:09,031 --> 00:10:10,181 Hmm, I'm impressed. 232 00:10:10,181 --> 00:10:12,001 Yeah, it was nothing. 233 00:10:12,001 --> 00:10:16,001 They must have been big fans of musical theater. 234 00:10:16,001 --> 00:10:17,121 Tinie Tempah? 235 00:10:17,121 --> 00:10:19,181 It's a private gig, one night only. 236 00:10:19,181 --> 00:10:21,211 -So how much? -40 pounds each. 237 00:10:21,211 --> 00:10:25,081 Yeah, we're on. 238 00:10:25,081 --> 00:10:28,001 Do you know, I really think they were. 239 00:10:28,001 --> 00:10:30,131 That's me, good work, Chris. 240 00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:32,061 Yeah, cheers. 241 00:10:35,181 --> 00:10:42,001 ♪ 242 00:10:42,001 --> 00:10:44,001 Have a good day. 243 00:10:44,001 --> 00:10:48,001 ♪ 244 00:10:48,001 --> 00:10:51,001 I've got you a little present. 245 00:10:51,001 --> 00:10:52,081 Oh! 246 00:10:52,081 --> 00:10:53,151 Beautiful. 247 00:10:53,151 --> 00:10:54,221 How can you afford all this? 248 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:57,081 I do steal quite a lot from my mom and my patients. 249 00:10:57,081 --> 00:11:00,241 (laughs) 250 00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:02,121 Hello, Judith. 251 00:11:02,121 --> 00:11:04,181 Oh, Philip, I didn't see you there. 252 00:11:04,181 --> 00:11:06,001 Hey, Phil! 253 00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:07,111 How've you been? 254 00:11:07,111 --> 00:11:10,181 Yes, okay. 255 00:11:10,181 --> 00:11:12,031 Good. 256 00:11:12,031 --> 00:11:14,021 Good. 257 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,121 You? 258 00:11:15,121 --> 00:11:18,031 I've been living in a bottomless pit of torment and despair, 259 00:11:18,031 --> 00:11:19,181 torn apart by the howling nightmares 260 00:11:19,181 --> 00:11:21,151 with only my screams to keep me company. 261 00:11:21,151 --> 00:11:22,211 Yeah, I've had neighbors like that. 262 00:11:22,211 --> 00:11:24,121 Owen. 263 00:11:24,121 --> 00:11:25,181 I'm going to the shop. 264 00:11:25,181 --> 00:11:26,191 Anybody want anything? 265 00:11:26,191 --> 00:11:28,031 No thanks. 266 00:11:28,031 --> 00:11:30,151 -Phil? -Drop dead. 267 00:11:30,151 --> 00:11:31,181 I'll get you celery. 268 00:11:34,131 --> 00:11:35,181 How could you do this to me? 269 00:11:35,181 --> 00:11:36,181 Don't put it all on me! 270 00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:40,061 You sent me in there! 271 00:11:40,061 --> 00:11:43,031 You should never have let me go. 272 00:11:43,031 --> 00:11:45,081 Yeah, you're right. 273 00:11:45,081 --> 00:11:50,151 And I will regret it for the rest of my life. 274 00:11:50,151 --> 00:11:53,081 No, Philip. 275 00:11:53,081 --> 00:11:54,211 Want this? 276 00:12:01,211 --> 00:12:03,051 -I'm gonna tell him. -No! 277 00:12:03,051 --> 00:12:04,091 It's not fair on him. 278 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,241 On him, did you hear what he said? 279 00:12:06,241 --> 00:12:09,161 About the tongs in the face and the sharp things? 280 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:10,211 He didn't mean it. 281 00:12:10,211 --> 00:12:12,151 Well, I'd rather not put it to the test. 282 00:12:12,151 --> 00:12:14,121 Well, when do you suggest we tell him? 283 00:12:14,121 --> 00:12:16,211 When our third child graduates college? 284 00:12:16,211 --> 00:12:19,131 -Tim-- -Just leave it for now. 285 00:12:19,131 --> 00:12:22,051 -What if he finds out? -He won't. 286 00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:24,211 Trust me. 287 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:27,081 You've had a tough couple of weeks. 288 00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:29,061 -The toughest. -I'm sorry. 289 00:12:29,061 --> 00:12:30,241 You made a good-looking couple. 290 00:12:30,241 --> 00:12:31,241 Thanks. 291 00:12:31,241 --> 00:12:33,111 -You take any videos? -What? 292 00:12:33,111 --> 00:12:35,061 What? 293 00:12:35,061 --> 00:12:37,151 It's just hard seeing her every day. 294 00:12:37,151 --> 00:12:39,121 I bet. 295 00:12:39,121 --> 00:12:41,241 But I want you to know, Portis, that MI5 296 00:12:41,241 --> 00:12:43,211 is still your home. 297 00:12:43,211 --> 00:12:45,151 -I appreciate that. -It's not gonna be easy. 298 00:12:45,151 --> 00:12:47,061 -No. -Particularly now 299 00:12:47,061 --> 00:12:49,211 that she and Tim are a couple. 300 00:12:49,211 --> 00:12:51,151 Caitlin and Tim 301 00:12:51,151 --> 00:12:52,211 are a couple? 302 00:12:52,211 --> 00:12:55,061 -No, are they? -I can't believe this! 303 00:12:55,061 --> 00:12:57,081 -I didn't say that. -I trusted him. 304 00:12:57,081 --> 00:12:59,091 -Yep, well what about me? -What about you? 305 00:12:59,091 --> 00:13:01,221 Well, I was hoping to have a pop at Caitlin. 306 00:13:01,221 --> 00:13:03,151 -What? -I know, I know. 307 00:13:03,151 --> 00:13:05,061 But, what can you do? 308 00:13:05,061 --> 00:13:06,241 She's been in love with Tim for years. 309 00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:08,061 For years? 310 00:13:08,061 --> 00:13:11,001 I really have to stop talking. 311 00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:13,151 ♪ 312 00:13:13,151 --> 00:13:18,001 You're not gonna do anything silly, are you? 313 00:13:18,001 --> 00:13:21,121 Hey, bro, how's it going? 314 00:13:21,121 --> 00:13:25,001 Yeah, I'm seeing things much clearer now. 315 00:13:25,001 --> 00:13:26,241 Good for you. 316 00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:38,061 ♪ 317 00:13:38,061 --> 00:13:39,221 Meeting in the open, you learn fast. 318 00:13:39,221 --> 00:13:42,061 You always said that any one of us could challenge you, Marcus. 319 00:13:42,061 --> 00:13:44,061 That's because I figured no one would ever do it. 320 00:13:44,061 --> 00:13:45,131 You figured wrong. 321 00:13:45,131 --> 00:13:47,161 Can't seriously want Goldstein as your leader? 322 00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:48,241 He's a team player, Marcus. 323 00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:50,081 He listens to us. 324 00:13:50,081 --> 00:13:52,191 And the people either want a Nativity or a talent show. 325 00:13:52,191 --> 00:13:54,181 A musical will be so much better. 326 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:57,021 Nativity or talent show. 327 00:13:57,021 --> 00:13:58,221 -Neither. -Pick. 328 00:13:58,221 --> 00:14:00,091 I hate Nativity plays. 329 00:14:00,091 --> 00:14:03,121 -Well then, talent show it is. -We're not doing a talent show. 330 00:14:03,121 --> 00:14:05,211 I don't think you have that many options. 331 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:08,211 What are you gonna do, a one-man show? 332 00:14:08,211 --> 00:14:10,091 (giggles) 333 00:14:10,091 --> 00:14:13,091 One man, of course! 334 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:19,061 ♪ 335 00:14:19,061 --> 00:14:21,211 Philip. 336 00:14:21,211 --> 00:14:23,031 Marcus. 337 00:14:23,031 --> 00:14:24,211 Are you living here? 338 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:27,001 It's just while I find my feet. 339 00:14:27,001 --> 00:14:30,051 -You look terrible. -No, I'm fine! 340 00:14:30,051 --> 00:14:31,181 Listen. 341 00:14:31,181 --> 00:14:33,061 I need to ask you a favor. 342 00:14:33,061 --> 00:14:35,051 Why don't you ask your new dad? 343 00:14:35,051 --> 00:14:36,051 Owen? 344 00:14:36,051 --> 00:14:37,081 Is that what this is about? 345 00:14:37,081 --> 00:14:38,091 He stole her from me! 346 00:14:38,091 --> 00:14:40,001 -Then steal her back! -It's too late. 347 00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:41,051 Too late? 348 00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:42,061 Is that what Norman Schwarzkopf 349 00:14:42,061 --> 00:14:43,061 would have said? 350 00:14:43,061 --> 00:14:45,051 Is he going out with Judith as well? 351 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,211 No. 352 00:14:46,211 --> 00:14:49,111 Look, I'll help you get her back. 353 00:14:49,111 --> 00:14:51,001 -Really? -Yes. 354 00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:53,031 But first, I need you to sing in the musical. 355 00:14:53,031 --> 00:14:54,151 Me, I can't sing. 356 00:14:54,151 --> 00:14:57,091 Dance, obviously, but sing, no. 357 00:14:57,091 --> 00:14:59,111 Hey, you know who you should ask? 358 00:14:59,111 --> 00:15:00,241 I'm not asking Tim. 359 00:15:00,241 --> 00:15:03,021 You're sure you're not letting pride get the better of you? 360 00:15:03,021 --> 00:15:06,241 I'll figure something out. 361 00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:09,001 Oh, okay, yeah, bye. 362 00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:10,131 -Where you going? -That was Philip. 363 00:15:10,131 --> 00:15:12,131 Marcus wants me to sing in his musical. 364 00:15:12,131 --> 00:15:14,151 -His school musical? -I know! 365 00:15:14,151 --> 00:15:18,191 -I'll see you later. -Okay. 366 00:15:18,191 --> 00:15:21,061 ♪ 367 00:15:21,061 --> 00:15:22,131 Hi. 368 00:15:22,131 --> 00:15:26,191 I was just, um, wondering if you've seen Portis. 369 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:28,061 Uh, not for a bit, why? 370 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,151 No, no reason. 371 00:15:29,151 --> 00:15:30,151 Is everything all right? 372 00:15:30,151 --> 00:15:33,151 Yeah, yeah. 373 00:15:33,151 --> 00:15:35,121 I'm not paying that. 374 00:15:35,121 --> 00:15:39,021 I don't care about his UK tour. 375 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:43,151 He is not a major recording artist. 376 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:47,151 I got to go, you know the terms, call me back. 377 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,081 What do you want? 378 00:15:50,081 --> 00:15:52,081 Philip says you want me to sing in your musical. 379 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,151 Just hear him out. 380 00:15:53,151 --> 00:15:56,021 How many times do I have to say this? 381 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:58,151 You are not performing in my show, 382 00:15:58,151 --> 00:16:02,021 and there's nothing you can do to change my mind. 383 00:16:04,001 --> 00:16:05,191 (beep) 384 00:16:08,121 --> 00:16:13,151 ♪ Che più cercando io vo? ♪ 385 00:16:15,051 --> 00:16:22,001 ♪ Che più cercando io vo? ♪ 386 00:16:22,001 --> 00:16:24,211 ♪ M'ama! ♪ 387 00:16:24,211 --> 00:16:32,241 ♪ Sì, m'ama, lo vedo ♪ 388 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:43,151 ♪ Lo vedo ♪ 389 00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:48,001 (applause) 390 00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:50,181 Stop it, no, stop it, stop it, really, okay. 391 00:16:50,181 --> 00:16:53,181 Thank you, grazie, grazie mille, thank you. 392 00:16:53,181 --> 00:16:56,161 Yep, we've got a deal. 393 00:16:56,161 --> 00:16:58,221 We've got Duncan from Blue. 394 00:16:58,221 --> 00:17:01,221 ♪ 395 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,211 -Still no sign? -No, sir. 396 00:17:03,211 --> 00:17:05,171 -Okay, what is going on? -It's nothing. 397 00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:08,111 -Sir-- -No, no, okay, okay, 398 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,081 there is a chance that Portis knows about you and Tim. 399 00:17:11,081 --> 00:17:13,011 -What, how? -I told him. 400 00:17:13,011 --> 00:17:15,191 -Oh, come on. -I'm sorry, it was a mistake. 401 00:17:15,191 --> 00:17:17,001 How did he take it? 402 00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:19,001 Yeah, yeah, pretty well, actually. 403 00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:21,001 -Really? -No, he looked psychotic. 404 00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:23,021 Oh, where is he? 405 00:17:23,021 --> 00:17:26,201 We don't know. 406 00:17:26,201 --> 00:17:29,061 (locker slams open) 407 00:17:29,061 --> 00:17:31,001 Oh dear. 408 00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:35,101 ♪ 409 00:17:35,101 --> 00:17:37,101 (engine revving) 410 00:17:37,101 --> 00:17:41,001 ♪ 411 00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:45,011 -You could help. -I'm good, thanks. 412 00:17:45,011 --> 00:17:46,121 (phone ringing) 413 00:17:46,121 --> 00:17:49,011 Oh get that, would ya? 414 00:17:49,011 --> 00:17:51,081 Come on, come on, pick up. 415 00:17:51,081 --> 00:17:57,041 ♪ 416 00:17:57,041 --> 00:18:00,071 Oh. 417 00:18:00,071 --> 00:18:02,001 (tires screech) 418 00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:04,071 Um, could we slow down a little? 419 00:18:04,071 --> 00:18:07,241 I've forgotten how much I love driving. 420 00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:10,071 I really should get my license. 421 00:18:10,071 --> 00:18:20,061 ♪ 422 00:18:20,061 --> 00:18:24,071 No, I can't provide Duncan with alcohol. 423 00:18:24,071 --> 00:18:26,171 Because I'm ten years old and it would be illegal 424 00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:31,001 for you to ask me to procure alcohol. 425 00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:33,141 That includes vodka. 426 00:18:33,141 --> 00:18:35,191 And gin, yes. 427 00:18:35,191 --> 00:18:37,141 (phone ringing) 428 00:18:37,141 --> 00:18:41,121 ♪ 429 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,121 Hello? 430 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,011 Oh, thank God, is Marcus with you? 431 00:18:44,011 --> 00:18:45,181 Portis is after him. 432 00:18:45,181 --> 00:18:47,011 Hello? 433 00:18:47,011 --> 00:18:49,051 (cracking static) 434 00:18:49,051 --> 00:18:51,001 Hello, you have to speak up, I can't hear you. 435 00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:54,011 Portis is coming for Marcus! 436 00:18:54,011 --> 00:18:55,171 What about Portis? 437 00:18:55,171 --> 00:18:57,161 Has anyone seen Marcus? 438 00:18:57,161 --> 00:19:02,191 ♪ 439 00:19:02,191 --> 00:19:05,181 (tires screeching) 440 00:19:05,181 --> 00:19:07,101 Marcus! 441 00:19:07,101 --> 00:19:15,191 ♪ 442 00:19:15,191 --> 00:19:17,141 Marcus! 443 00:19:17,141 --> 00:19:19,111 Marcus! 444 00:19:19,111 --> 00:19:21,131 ♪ 445 00:19:21,131 --> 00:19:24,021 I can't find Marcus. 446 00:19:24,021 --> 00:19:26,001 Oliver, have you seen Marcus? 447 00:19:26,001 --> 00:19:28,121 Marcus. 448 00:19:28,121 --> 00:19:30,191 (phone beeping) 449 00:19:33,121 --> 00:19:35,181 ♪ 450 00:19:35,181 --> 00:19:38,131 Okay. 451 00:19:38,131 --> 00:19:41,121 Yep. 452 00:19:41,121 --> 00:19:42,071 How long? 453 00:19:42,071 --> 00:19:43,181 Be operational in three minutes. 454 00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:46,201 Okay. 455 00:19:46,201 --> 00:19:48,171 -Where is he? -We don't know yet. 456 00:19:48,171 --> 00:19:50,001 How could you let this happen? 457 00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,121 I didn't do anything. 458 00:19:51,121 --> 00:19:53,121 Just wait here and I'll see what they're doing. 459 00:19:53,121 --> 00:19:55,081 No, they don't need you getting in the way. 460 00:19:55,081 --> 00:19:57,111 They're professionals, Tim, let them do their job. 461 00:19:57,111 --> 00:19:59,001 Fine. 462 00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:01,061 I'll just see if they want some coffee or something. 463 00:20:01,061 --> 00:20:03,201 I wouldn't mind a latte, if you could. 464 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:06,001 Or not, no pressure. 465 00:20:11,061 --> 00:20:14,171 Don't worry, they'll find him, I promise. 466 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,191 (clears throat) 467 00:20:16,191 --> 00:20:20,001 Yes, right. 468 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,231 -Anything? -No, not yet. 469 00:20:21,231 --> 00:20:24,111 -Well, work harder! -We're doing our best, Tim. 470 00:20:24,111 --> 00:20:26,131 He could be anywhere. 471 00:20:31,011 --> 00:20:34,021 (train rushing) 472 00:20:34,021 --> 00:20:36,171 (birds flapping) 473 00:20:36,171 --> 00:20:38,071 So unoriginal. 474 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,121 What are you talking about? 475 00:20:40,121 --> 00:20:43,071 I take it this is your first kidnapping. 476 00:20:43,071 --> 00:20:45,041 Why do you say that? 477 00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:48,051 An abandoned warehouse, seriously? 478 00:20:48,051 --> 00:20:50,061 It'll be hard to find. 479 00:20:50,061 --> 00:20:54,181 Perhaps, but it does rather lack imagination, wouldn't you say? 480 00:20:54,181 --> 00:20:56,141 No. 481 00:20:56,141 --> 00:20:59,161 But I bet you've been hearing that your entire life. 482 00:20:59,161 --> 00:21:02,081 Portis tries hard, but rarely excels. 483 00:21:02,081 --> 00:21:04,021 Solid, but shows little flair. 484 00:21:04,021 --> 00:21:05,171 -Shut up. -Makes up in brawn 485 00:21:05,171 --> 00:21:08,101 -what he lacks in brains. -Shut up! 486 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,101 Touched a nerve? 487 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,041 Man, Tim wasn't fooling. 488 00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:14,241 You really are a horrible kid. 489 00:21:14,241 --> 00:21:17,001 He said that? 490 00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:21,001 Only like every day, no wonder he hates you. 491 00:21:21,001 --> 00:21:22,001 No, he doesn't. 492 00:21:22,001 --> 00:21:23,101 (laughs) 493 00:21:23,101 --> 00:21:25,071 Now who's hit a nerve? 494 00:21:25,071 --> 00:21:28,111 If he hates me so much, then why is he fighting for custody? 495 00:21:28,111 --> 00:21:30,001 Beats me. 496 00:21:30,001 --> 00:21:32,181 Probably because he's pathetic and weak. 497 00:21:32,181 --> 00:21:34,171 Just another lanky, British, 498 00:21:34,171 --> 00:21:36,241 "Excuse me, pardon me, 499 00:21:36,241 --> 00:21:42,001 I'm some bumbling but charming Hugh Grant" douchebag. 500 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,011 You're jealous of him, aren't you? 501 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,071 Don't make me laugh. 502 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:48,121 Yes, you are. 503 00:21:48,121 --> 00:21:50,021 I can see it. 504 00:21:50,021 --> 00:21:51,041 What are you doing? 505 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:53,001 He's done something, hasn't he? 506 00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:55,011 Something to hurt you. 507 00:21:55,011 --> 00:21:57,101 -Something personal. -No. 508 00:21:57,101 --> 00:21:59,081 What did he do? 509 00:21:59,081 --> 00:22:00,101 Nothing. 510 00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:02,161 Portis. 511 00:22:02,161 --> 00:22:04,111 It's not your fault. 512 00:22:04,111 --> 00:22:05,121 What? 513 00:22:05,121 --> 00:22:07,171 It's not your fault. 514 00:22:07,171 --> 00:22:10,161 -I know. -No. 515 00:22:10,161 --> 00:22:11,181 It's not your fault. 516 00:22:11,181 --> 00:22:14,001 Don't mess with me, man. 517 00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:16,171 It's not your fault. 518 00:22:16,171 --> 00:22:20,141 He stole her from me. 519 00:22:20,141 --> 00:22:21,241 It's okay. 520 00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:23,101 Let it all out. 521 00:22:23,101 --> 00:22:25,171 (sobbing) 522 00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:32,181 I loved her and he took her away! 523 00:22:32,181 --> 00:22:35,071 -It's okay. -No, it's not okay! 524 00:22:35,071 --> 00:22:37,191 He took something away from me, and now I'm gonna take 525 00:22:37,191 --> 00:22:39,061 something away from him! 526 00:22:39,061 --> 00:22:42,161 Now, sit down! 527 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:45,201 Actually, I'm starting to think maybe it was your fault. 528 00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:53,171 Yo. 529 00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:55,241 We in the right place, yeah? 530 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:58,121 This is Tinie's thing? 531 00:23:00,241 --> 00:23:02,171 This is ridiculous. 532 00:23:02,171 --> 00:23:04,181 We need a cellular signal before we can triangulate. 533 00:23:04,181 --> 00:23:06,051 We're just sitting here! 534 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,181 Why don't I go to my house, see if he's been back there. 535 00:23:08,181 --> 00:23:10,201 Good idea. 536 00:23:10,201 --> 00:23:12,241 I'll call you the moment I find anything, I promise. 537 00:23:12,241 --> 00:23:16,081 Okay. 538 00:23:16,081 --> 00:23:18,191 Can we have a quick word? 539 00:23:24,101 --> 00:23:26,141 -Just send them home. -But look at them! 540 00:23:26,141 --> 00:23:27,241 I don't have time for this, okay? 541 00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:29,161 Just give them the money back, it'll be fine. 542 00:23:29,161 --> 00:23:31,101 Yeah, about that. 543 00:23:31,101 --> 00:23:34,081 I haven't exactly got the money available right now. 544 00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:36,001 -What is wrong with you? -I've got the money, 545 00:23:36,001 --> 00:23:37,181 it's just a little tied up at the moment. 546 00:23:37,181 --> 00:23:40,061 -Always thinking of yourself. -That's not true! 547 00:23:40,061 --> 00:23:42,231 Sorry, but can we get back to the more pressing issue? 548 00:23:42,231 --> 00:23:45,221 What if someone went out there and stalled for a bit? 549 00:23:45,221 --> 00:23:47,051 Do whatever you'd like. 550 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,011 What sort of brash idiot would agree to go out there? 551 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:58,001 Hello, hello, St. Benjamin's, are we having fun? 552 00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,121 -No? -Who are you? 553 00:23:59,121 --> 00:24:01,171 Oh, a heckler already, what's your name, fella? 554 00:24:01,171 --> 00:24:02,231 -Arthur. -Arthur, where are 555 00:24:02,231 --> 00:24:05,161 -ya from, Arthur? -Canterbury. 556 00:24:05,161 --> 00:24:07,051 I haven't got anything funny about Canterbury. 557 00:24:07,051 --> 00:24:11,001 Um, I've got a good one about Leeds. 558 00:24:11,001 --> 00:24:15,001 Although, thinking about it, it is borderline racist. 559 00:24:17,051 --> 00:24:20,011 Hey, what's with that Eurozone? 560 00:24:20,011 --> 00:24:22,021 Surely, we wouldn't be governed by the Germans, 561 00:24:22,021 --> 00:24:25,241 just ask the Queen! 562 00:24:25,241 --> 00:24:29,071 Because she's of German ancestry. 563 00:24:29,071 --> 00:24:31,191 Is this a state school? 564 00:24:31,191 --> 00:24:34,061 'Cause that joke absolutely kills at Harrow. 565 00:24:34,061 --> 00:24:36,051 -We want Tinie! -Oh, I'm sorry 566 00:24:36,051 --> 00:24:38,131 if my political satire is too challenging for you. 567 00:24:38,131 --> 00:24:41,001 Get off the stage! 568 00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:43,001 Who here agrees with our friend? 569 00:24:46,061 --> 00:24:50,001 That's actually a lot more than I was expecting. 570 00:24:50,001 --> 00:24:52,001 -What about there? -Nothing. 571 00:24:52,001 --> 00:24:54,071 (phone rings) 572 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,171 Hey, bro. 573 00:25:04,171 --> 00:25:05,181 What are you doing, Portis? 574 00:25:05,181 --> 00:25:08,241 Oh, you know, just a little payback. 575 00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:10,161 Marcus has nothing to do with this. 576 00:25:10,161 --> 00:25:14,111 He does now. 577 00:25:14,111 --> 00:25:15,201 Portis. 578 00:25:15,201 --> 00:25:18,161 -Uh, yes, sir? -Hi. 579 00:25:18,161 --> 00:25:20,201 Listen to me, you spineless little twerp-- 580 00:25:20,201 --> 00:25:22,121 -No. -Listen. 581 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:24,131 I knew you were no good the first minute 582 00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:25,201 I set eyes on you. 583 00:25:25,201 --> 00:25:28,121 Why is everyone being so mean to me today? 584 00:25:28,121 --> 00:25:30,141 Oh, come on, you miserable coward. 585 00:25:30,141 --> 00:25:31,141 What are your demands? 586 00:25:31,141 --> 00:25:33,191 I want Tim to break up with Caitlin. 587 00:25:33,191 --> 00:25:34,201 -Okay. -No deal. 588 00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:35,231 What? 589 00:25:35,231 --> 00:25:37,131 They're in love, get over it, I did. 590 00:25:37,131 --> 00:25:39,051 -You did? -Not important right now. 591 00:25:39,051 --> 00:25:40,111 Just tell him I'll do it. 592 00:25:40,111 --> 00:25:41,181 Tim refuses to do it. 593 00:25:41,181 --> 00:25:43,221 Well, if Tim isn't prepared to release Caitlin, 594 00:25:43,221 --> 00:25:45,221 I'm not prepared to release the boy! 595 00:25:45,221 --> 00:25:47,061 -Fine by me. -What? 596 00:25:47,061 --> 00:25:49,061 -What did you say? -Keep the kid, he's horrible. 597 00:25:49,061 --> 00:25:51,001 -What are you doing? -Trust me. 598 00:25:51,001 --> 00:25:54,191 In that case, you'll never see Marcus again! 599 00:25:54,191 --> 00:25:58,051 Listen, I have a particular set of skills. 600 00:25:58,051 --> 00:26:02,021 Skills I have acquired over a very long career. 601 00:26:02,021 --> 00:26:07,181 Skills that make me a nightmare, and-- 602 00:26:07,181 --> 00:26:09,231 Uh, he's gone. 603 00:26:09,231 --> 00:26:12,231 Call him back! 604 00:26:12,231 --> 00:26:14,231 Phone's gone dead. 605 00:26:14,231 --> 00:26:16,221 Phone's dead. 606 00:26:16,221 --> 00:26:19,041 (screaming) 607 00:26:19,041 --> 00:26:21,101 Damn limey! 608 00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:23,161 Well, that went well. 609 00:26:23,161 --> 00:26:24,231 This is your fault! 610 00:26:24,231 --> 00:26:26,131 Mm-hmm, I can see that. 611 00:26:26,131 --> 00:26:28,101 I've got a fix. 612 00:26:28,101 --> 00:26:30,011 -What? -We have his location. 613 00:26:30,011 --> 00:26:31,191 -You stay here. -No, you stay here! 614 00:26:31,191 --> 00:26:33,191 -I'm going to get my son. -Okay, well I'll come with you. 615 00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:34,231 No! 616 00:26:34,231 --> 00:26:36,011 You can't go alone! 617 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,081 He won't be alone. 618 00:26:38,081 --> 00:26:40,061 -He'll be with me. -No, I won't. 619 00:26:40,061 --> 00:26:41,141 -Oh, please? -No. 620 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,181 I'll behave. 621 00:26:43,181 --> 00:26:45,121 -Do what you'd like. -Yes! 622 00:26:45,121 --> 00:26:48,061 ♪ 623 00:26:48,061 --> 00:26:49,231 -Do I get a gun? -No. 624 00:26:49,231 --> 00:26:50,231 Really? 625 00:26:50,231 --> 00:26:53,141 I was sort of counting on that. 626 00:26:53,141 --> 00:26:55,021 How about a stitch? 627 00:26:55,021 --> 00:26:57,201 Oh, what else, um... 628 00:26:57,201 --> 00:27:00,221 ...eh, does anyone here follow women's hockey? 629 00:27:00,221 --> 00:27:02,071 Where's Marcus? 630 00:27:02,071 --> 00:27:03,181 I don't know. 631 00:27:03,181 --> 00:27:06,011 Something's wrong. 632 00:27:06,011 --> 00:27:09,141 Hey, you bloody paid for this, you know! 633 00:27:09,141 --> 00:27:11,191 -Will Portis be armed? -Of course he will. 634 00:27:11,191 --> 00:27:16,241 ♪ 635 00:27:16,241 --> 00:27:19,121 (engine revving) 636 00:27:19,121 --> 00:27:20,231 I think we need to tell them. 637 00:27:20,231 --> 00:27:22,241 They've started throwing bottles at him. 638 00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:26,181 I can't afford to have people panicking right now. 639 00:27:26,181 --> 00:27:28,041 If the press get hold of this, 640 00:27:28,041 --> 00:27:30,001 then Portis may do something stupid 641 00:27:30,001 --> 00:27:33,141 which would put Marcus in even greater danger. 642 00:27:33,141 --> 00:27:35,061 What's going on? 643 00:27:35,061 --> 00:27:36,071 Where's Marcus? 644 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,231 Who are all those people? 645 00:27:37,231 --> 00:27:40,001 I think you deserve to know the truth. 646 00:27:40,001 --> 00:27:43,161 We are in fact a group of traveling entertainers. 647 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,001 -What? -Marcus hired us. 648 00:27:45,001 --> 00:27:47,011 Well, your man on stage is atrocious. 649 00:27:47,011 --> 00:27:50,061 Which is why my next act is about to go on. 650 00:27:50,061 --> 00:27:53,051 But I may need your help. 651 00:27:53,051 --> 00:27:55,241 ♪ 652 00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:59,081 (phone ringing) 653 00:27:59,081 --> 00:28:00,191 -Hey. -Any news? 654 00:28:00,191 --> 00:28:02,061 -We found him. -Where? 655 00:28:02,061 --> 00:28:04,051 The old abandoned factory off Derby Road. 656 00:28:04,051 --> 00:28:06,051 I'll be there in ten minutes. 657 00:28:06,051 --> 00:28:08,061 Be careful, Tim. 658 00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:11,191 ♪ 659 00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:14,131 Hello, St. Benjamin's! 660 00:28:16,241 --> 00:28:19,171 One, two, three, four! 661 00:28:19,171 --> 00:28:49,001 ♪ 662 00:28:49,001 --> 00:28:51,061 -Do you see him? -Yeah. 663 00:28:51,061 --> 00:28:52,221 ♪ 664 00:28:52,221 --> 00:28:57,001 I'll go in the front, you go around the back. 665 00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:59,191 -Alone? -Yes, alone. 666 00:28:59,191 --> 00:29:01,001 You're the one who wanted to come. 667 00:29:01,001 --> 00:29:02,111 It's okay for you, you've got a gun! 668 00:29:02,111 --> 00:29:05,001 -Just go. -All right, I'm going. 669 00:29:05,001 --> 00:29:08,041 ♪ 670 00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:13,011 ♪ Give 'em the old hocus pocus ♪ 671 00:29:13,011 --> 00:29:16,181 ♪ Bead and feather 'em ♪ 672 00:29:16,181 --> 00:29:22,101 ♪ How can they see with sequins in their eyes ♪ 673 00:29:22,101 --> 00:29:25,141 ♪ 674 00:29:25,141 --> 00:29:30,001 ♪ What if your hinges are all rusting ♪ 675 00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:34,171 ♪ What if in fact you're just disgusting ♪ 676 00:29:34,171 --> 00:29:36,191 ♪ Razzle dazzle 'em ♪ 677 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:39,161 ♪ And they'll never catch wise ♪ 678 00:29:44,001 --> 00:29:51,141 ♪ 679 00:29:51,141 --> 00:29:53,201 (gun clicks) 680 00:29:53,201 --> 00:30:02,221 ♪ 681 00:30:02,221 --> 00:30:07,081 Well, if it isn't my good buddy! 682 00:30:07,081 --> 00:30:09,171 -You okay? -Yes. 683 00:30:09,171 --> 00:30:11,001 We'll be out of here in no time. 684 00:30:11,001 --> 00:30:12,191 Don't count on it. 685 00:30:12,191 --> 00:30:14,121 Hey, wait a minute. 686 00:30:14,121 --> 00:30:18,111 Did you come alone? 687 00:30:18,111 --> 00:30:20,021 I didn't want to bother anyone, 688 00:30:20,021 --> 00:30:21,161 for a little bit of house cleaning. 689 00:30:21,161 --> 00:30:25,141 Ooh, trash talk, I like it. 690 00:30:25,141 --> 00:30:39,121 ♪ 691 00:30:39,121 --> 00:30:42,111 I have to hand it to you, Tim. 692 00:30:42,111 --> 00:30:44,181 I don't know how you put up with him, 693 00:30:44,181 --> 00:30:47,011 he is pure evil. 694 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:48,061 He can be challenging. 695 00:30:48,061 --> 00:30:50,061 Challenging? 696 00:30:50,061 --> 00:30:53,241 I've known Mossad interrogators easier to get along with. 697 00:30:53,241 --> 00:30:56,011 Well, what can I say? 698 00:30:56,011 --> 00:30:58,241 Those things don't matter when you love someone. 699 00:30:58,241 --> 00:31:02,021 Like my love for Caitlin? 700 00:31:02,021 --> 00:31:04,181 -She didn't love you. -She could have! 701 00:31:04,181 --> 00:31:06,141 With time. 702 00:31:06,141 --> 00:31:10,081 (heart beating faintly) 703 00:31:10,081 --> 00:31:13,061 -I'm sorry. -You sure will be. 704 00:31:13,061 --> 00:31:14,171 Hey, Marcus. 705 00:31:14,171 --> 00:31:17,191 You know how me and your dad know each other? 706 00:31:17,191 --> 00:31:20,071 You work in the civil service together? 707 00:31:20,071 --> 00:31:21,191 Sort of. 708 00:31:21,191 --> 00:31:22,191 Actually-- 709 00:31:22,191 --> 00:31:23,231 (whack) 710 00:31:23,231 --> 00:31:26,121 (crash) 711 00:31:26,121 --> 00:31:28,171 Did you see that? 712 00:31:28,171 --> 00:31:29,171 Don't move. 713 00:31:29,171 --> 00:31:31,101 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 714 00:31:31,101 --> 00:31:32,181 It's over now. 715 00:31:32,181 --> 00:31:33,181 No, it isn't. 716 00:31:33,181 --> 00:31:35,081 -What do you mean? -You're too late. 717 00:31:35,081 --> 00:31:36,081 For what? 718 00:31:36,081 --> 00:31:37,181 I'm sorry, Tim. 719 00:31:37,181 --> 00:31:39,101 I'm sorry. 720 00:31:39,101 --> 00:31:43,061 ♪ 721 00:31:43,061 --> 00:31:45,051 Hello? 722 00:31:45,051 --> 00:31:46,201 ♪ 723 00:31:46,201 --> 00:31:49,051 (gun clicks) 724 00:31:49,051 --> 00:31:51,241 Is there anybody there? 725 00:31:51,241 --> 00:31:54,021 I am armed. 726 00:31:54,021 --> 00:31:56,061 So am I. 727 00:31:58,171 --> 00:32:01,001 That was truly inspirational, sir. 728 00:32:01,001 --> 00:32:03,081 Yeah, yeah, hey, great show, everyone, great show. 729 00:32:03,081 --> 00:32:04,181 (phone rings) 730 00:32:04,181 --> 00:32:06,061 It's for you. 731 00:32:06,061 --> 00:32:07,231 Probably Broadway. 732 00:32:07,231 --> 00:32:09,051 Shoot. 733 00:32:09,051 --> 00:32:11,061 -Where the hell have you been? -Yeah, good, thanks. 734 00:32:11,061 --> 00:32:13,141 Not how, where? 735 00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:15,041 -Who is this? -It's Chris. 736 00:32:15,041 --> 00:32:17,001 Oh, you guys, how's it going over there? 737 00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:18,061 We've got Portis. 738 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,181 Oh, damn. 739 00:32:19,181 --> 00:32:21,121 I had money on him killing you all. 740 00:32:21,121 --> 00:32:22,191 Would you just shut up? 741 00:32:22,191 --> 00:32:24,061 Tim's on his way 'round to Caitlin's. 742 00:32:24,061 --> 00:32:25,121 I think she's in trouble. 743 00:32:25,121 --> 00:32:27,121 Pass him over. 744 00:32:27,121 --> 00:32:29,131 Hello, what happened with the show? 745 00:32:29,131 --> 00:32:31,141 Yeah, it's all in hand, in fact... 746 00:32:31,141 --> 00:32:33,111 (chuckling) 747 00:32:33,111 --> 00:32:35,081 ...it's going pretty well. 748 00:32:35,081 --> 00:32:38,201 We'll be back in 20 minutes, keep it going. 749 00:32:38,201 --> 00:32:40,181 Give me a gun. 750 00:32:40,181 --> 00:32:42,121 -Where are you going? -Caitlin's. 751 00:32:42,121 --> 00:32:45,011 Ah, you going to shoot her? 752 00:32:45,011 --> 00:32:49,071 No, it's just that Tim needs me. 753 00:32:49,071 --> 00:32:50,241 But I need you! 754 00:32:50,241 --> 00:32:52,121 Can't you tell, I've always needed you! 755 00:32:52,121 --> 00:32:54,011 I love you, sir. 756 00:32:54,011 --> 00:32:57,061 ♪ 757 00:32:57,061 --> 00:32:58,181 -Got a bit weird, didn't it? -Yeah. 758 00:32:58,181 --> 00:32:59,241 Yeah, sorry about that. 759 00:32:59,241 --> 00:33:02,101 Uh, go on, go! 760 00:33:02,101 --> 00:33:04,161 ♪ 761 00:33:04,161 --> 00:33:05,191 ♪ What's going on ♪ 762 00:33:08,061 --> 00:33:10,061 Enjoy humiliating him, did you? 763 00:33:10,061 --> 00:33:11,061 Who? 764 00:33:11,061 --> 00:33:12,161 Portis. 765 00:33:12,161 --> 00:33:15,001 Sweet, gentle Portis. 766 00:33:15,001 --> 00:33:17,061 The same sweet, gentle Portis 767 00:33:17,061 --> 00:33:19,081 who just kidnapped a ten-year-old boy? 768 00:33:19,081 --> 00:33:20,181 What did you expect? 769 00:33:20,181 --> 00:33:22,201 You drove him out of his mind. 770 00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:24,181 So it's my fault. 771 00:33:24,181 --> 00:33:26,221 ♪ 772 00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:29,221 You never took the time to understand him. 773 00:33:29,221 --> 00:33:33,061 To be sensitive to what he'd endured in captivity. 774 00:33:33,061 --> 00:33:37,051 He's a complex man with a beautiful soul. 775 00:33:37,051 --> 00:33:38,111 And he has big biceps. 776 00:33:38,111 --> 00:33:40,101 Sorry, is it your plan to bore me to death? 777 00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:42,161 You always were too feisty for him. 778 00:33:42,161 --> 00:33:44,041 Geez! 779 00:33:44,041 --> 00:33:46,041 -What are you doing here? -Shh. 780 00:33:46,041 --> 00:33:49,231 I couldn't abandon my superstar. 781 00:33:49,231 --> 00:33:51,161 You wearing makeup? 782 00:33:51,161 --> 00:33:53,121 A little. 783 00:33:53,121 --> 00:33:57,101 ♪ 784 00:33:59,061 --> 00:34:00,051 Marcus! 785 00:34:00,051 --> 00:34:02,011 Oh my God, Marcus! 786 00:34:02,011 --> 00:34:03,231 Yay! 787 00:34:03,231 --> 00:34:07,101 -Are you all right? -I'm fine, thanks. 788 00:34:07,101 --> 00:34:09,201 -Where's--where's Tim? -He's okay, I think. 789 00:34:09,201 --> 00:34:10,211 Where were you, Marcus? 790 00:34:10,211 --> 00:34:13,041 Yeah, we were worried. 791 00:34:13,041 --> 00:34:16,201 Oh my God, this is so nauseating. 792 00:34:16,201 --> 00:34:19,131 Do you know what, you all deserve each other. 793 00:34:19,131 --> 00:34:21,041 I'm sorry, Judith. 794 00:34:21,041 --> 00:34:23,011 You are one hot, bitter mama 795 00:34:23,011 --> 00:34:26,131 but I just can't stand your child. 796 00:34:26,131 --> 00:34:29,171 Nothing personal, Marcus, I hate all children. 797 00:34:29,171 --> 00:34:31,041 Actually, it is a little personal, 798 00:34:31,041 --> 00:34:34,121 I do dislike you more than any other child I've ever met. 799 00:34:34,121 --> 00:34:36,141 Here you are. 800 00:34:36,141 --> 00:34:38,141 Congratulations, Judith. 801 00:34:38,141 --> 00:34:42,201 I'm recommending that you get sole custody of Marcus. 802 00:34:42,201 --> 00:34:44,241 -What about Tim? -What about him? 803 00:34:44,241 --> 00:34:46,131 Isn't this what you wanted? 804 00:34:46,131 --> 00:34:47,161 I suppose. 805 00:34:47,161 --> 00:34:50,121 Have a good life, or don't! 806 00:34:50,121 --> 00:34:52,021 I'm really not bothered! 807 00:34:52,021 --> 00:34:55,241 Oh, um, actually, can I just give you this, 808 00:34:55,241 --> 00:35:00,151 it's a feedback form, if you've got time. 809 00:35:00,151 --> 00:35:03,111 Okay, ciao. 810 00:35:03,111 --> 00:35:05,221 ♪ 811 00:35:05,221 --> 00:35:07,091 -How's the show going? -Not good, 812 00:35:07,091 --> 00:35:09,011 the audience is getting restless. 813 00:35:09,011 --> 00:35:13,131 I've got to help Paul and Daniel with their show. 814 00:35:13,131 --> 00:35:15,131 And so what happens now? 815 00:35:15,131 --> 00:35:17,031 We wait for Portis. 816 00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:18,131 Oh. 817 00:35:18,131 --> 00:35:19,211 What? 818 00:35:19,211 --> 00:35:25,101 Bit awkward, but Portis has already been arrested. 819 00:35:25,101 --> 00:35:26,231 That idiot! 820 00:35:26,231 --> 00:35:28,211 Can't he do anything right? 821 00:35:28,211 --> 00:35:30,021 I'm sure he did his best. 822 00:35:30,021 --> 00:35:32,021 Well, his best is clearly not good enough. 823 00:35:32,021 --> 00:35:33,131 You could be a little more supportive. 824 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:36,011 The amount of time I put in with him, 825 00:35:36,011 --> 00:35:38,031 the movies, the dinners. 826 00:35:38,031 --> 00:35:39,241 And still, he kept saying the same thing. 827 00:35:39,241 --> 00:35:41,091 "I'm seeing Caitlin. 828 00:35:41,091 --> 00:35:42,161 I'm too young for you. 829 00:35:42,161 --> 00:35:45,091 How'd you get into my house?" 830 00:35:45,091 --> 00:35:46,111 You know what? 831 00:35:46,111 --> 00:35:48,011 You were right not to marry him. 832 00:35:48,011 --> 00:35:49,071 He's a waste of space. 833 00:35:49,071 --> 00:35:51,001 He's a decent man at heart, 834 00:35:51,001 --> 00:35:53,191 and I'm sure he'll make someone a good husband one day. 835 00:35:53,191 --> 00:35:55,091 When he's out of prison. 836 00:35:55,091 --> 00:35:56,231 You're a good person. 837 00:35:56,231 --> 00:35:59,191 Ah, you know, I wouldn't be too unhappy 838 00:35:59,191 --> 00:36:02,041 if you untied me now. 839 00:36:02,041 --> 00:36:04,211 Oh, right, no, I'm not going to do that. 840 00:36:04,211 --> 00:36:06,001 -No? -No, I'm afraid 841 00:36:06,001 --> 00:36:07,081 I'm still going to have to kill you. 842 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:08,151 -Oh. -Yeah, what with the evidence 843 00:36:08,151 --> 00:36:10,171 of my involvement and everything, yeah. 844 00:36:10,171 --> 00:36:12,081 -You understand? -Not really. 845 00:36:12,081 --> 00:36:15,021 I try to do a neat job. 846 00:36:15,021 --> 00:36:17,151 I'm loving this by the way. 847 00:36:17,151 --> 00:36:19,131 Really works with your figure. 848 00:36:19,131 --> 00:36:21,011 Thanks? 849 00:36:21,011 --> 00:36:22,141 All right. 850 00:36:22,141 --> 00:36:24,241 I suppose we better get this over with. 851 00:36:24,241 --> 00:36:27,131 ♪ 852 00:36:27,131 --> 00:36:29,091 Freeze! 853 00:36:29,091 --> 00:36:30,221 I wanted to say that. 854 00:36:34,031 --> 00:36:36,111 (clapping, stomping) 855 00:36:43,171 --> 00:36:45,041 I thought you've got Duncan from Blue? 856 00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:47,151 I did, I guess he's not coming. 857 00:36:47,151 --> 00:36:49,241 Well, what are we gonna do? 858 00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:52,051 (clapping, stomping continues) 859 00:36:54,201 --> 00:36:56,191 Ladies and gentlemen, 860 00:36:56,191 --> 00:37:01,011 I give you our headline act this evening. 861 00:37:07,121 --> 00:37:09,101 That ain't no Tinie Tempah! 862 00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:12,231 He is tiny, though. 863 00:37:12,231 --> 00:37:15,081 (hip hop music) 864 00:37:15,081 --> 00:37:22,211 ♪ 865 00:37:22,211 --> 00:37:24,231 ♪ So let me make my attack, here's the slack ♪ 866 00:37:24,231 --> 00:37:26,221 ♪ There ain't no paper and plastics in your backpack ♪ 867 00:37:26,221 --> 00:37:28,211 ♪ So let me hit you with a crack snack ♪ 868 00:37:28,211 --> 00:37:30,121 ♪ Right in the face, no escape ♪ 869 00:37:30,121 --> 00:37:31,171 ♪ You're too late, it's your fate ♪ 870 00:37:31,171 --> 00:37:33,071 ♪ I'm gonna leave you... ♪ 871 00:37:33,071 --> 00:37:34,241 I'm really sorry I'm late. 872 00:37:34,241 --> 00:37:36,121 Do you want me to go on now? 873 00:37:36,121 --> 00:37:37,221 Get lost, Duncan. 874 00:37:37,221 --> 00:37:39,031 ♪ My rhyme is my reason ♪ 875 00:37:39,031 --> 00:37:40,191 ♪ Please don't waste no time with child's play ♪ 876 00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:43,021 ♪ If the facts in this rap are too wack ♪ 877 00:37:43,021 --> 00:37:46,021 ♪ Let me hear you all yay, say ♪ 878 00:37:46,021 --> 00:37:48,091 ♪ You've gotta be cruel, never fool ♪ 879 00:37:48,091 --> 00:37:50,101 ♪ Don't know what it takes to rule this game ♪ 880 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,111 ♪ No time to explain ♪ 881 00:37:51,111 --> 00:37:52,231 ♪ It's my brain, it's insane ♪ 882 00:37:52,231 --> 00:37:54,081 ♪ Like a lyrical jewel ♪ 883 00:37:54,081 --> 00:37:55,141 ♪ If you can't keep up with me 884 00:37:55,141 --> 00:37:57,171 you should've stayed in even school ♪ 885 00:37:57,171 --> 00:38:00,101 ♪ My time is now, I ain't got time for no absurdity ♪ 886 00:38:00,101 --> 00:38:03,031 ♪ You'll never keep me out of Oxford University ♪ 887 00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:05,161 ♪ You must be crazy not to think that I own this ♪ 888 00:38:05,161 --> 00:38:10,121 ♪ I guess you guys are loco, in loco parentis ♪ 889 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,121 (crowd cheering) 890 00:38:12,121 --> 00:38:14,231 I also act. 891 00:38:14,231 --> 00:38:16,031 ♪ 892 00:38:16,031 --> 00:38:20,131 ♪ Yeah, ain't no party like a Christmas party ♪ 893 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:23,131 ♪ 894 00:38:23,131 --> 00:38:25,131 ♪ All the swots in the house say ♪ 895 00:38:25,131 --> 00:38:27,201 (crowd cheering "yeah") 896 00:38:27,201 --> 00:38:30,051 ♪ Say yeah ♪ 897 00:38:30,051 --> 00:38:32,151 (crowd cheering) 898 00:38:32,151 --> 00:38:43,201 ♪ 899 00:38:43,201 --> 00:38:45,101 -You took your time. -Yeah, sorry. 900 00:38:45,101 --> 00:38:46,191 Couldn't find anywhere to park. 901 00:38:46,191 --> 00:38:47,191 How have you been? 902 00:38:47,191 --> 00:38:49,031 Good, yep, you? 903 00:38:49,031 --> 00:38:50,101 Not too bad. 904 00:38:50,101 --> 00:38:51,141 Okay. 905 00:38:51,141 --> 00:38:52,231 So how do we resolve this? 906 00:38:52,231 --> 00:38:54,051 Quite easy, actually. 907 00:38:54,051 --> 00:38:55,241 You lower your weapons, and I walk out of here 908 00:38:55,241 --> 00:38:58,031 -or she gets it. -I think I can make the shot. 909 00:38:58,031 --> 00:38:59,121 -Forget it. -Should I try? 910 00:38:59,121 --> 00:39:01,001 -No. -I think it's worth a go. 911 00:39:01,001 --> 00:39:03,001 You categorically do not have my permission to shoot. 912 00:39:03,001 --> 00:39:04,211 So typical of today's youth, no ambition. 913 00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:06,011 I know, tell me about it. 914 00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:07,161 So, what's it to be? 915 00:39:07,161 --> 00:39:10,081 -How about this? -What are you doing? 916 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:11,151 -Game theory. -What? 917 00:39:11,151 --> 00:39:14,031 If I shoot Caitlin, she has nothing to bargain with. 918 00:39:14,031 --> 00:39:15,171 -That's clever, eh? -No! 919 00:39:15,171 --> 00:39:17,001 -Well, why not? -Because we are trying 920 00:39:17,001 --> 00:39:18,121 very hard not to make Caitlin dead! 921 00:39:18,121 --> 00:39:19,151 -Thank you. -Oh, come on, 922 00:39:19,151 --> 00:39:20,241 it's a good plan, I kill Caitlin, 923 00:39:20,241 --> 00:39:23,041 and you kill her, and everybody's happy. 924 00:39:23,041 --> 00:39:24,051 No, they're not! 925 00:39:24,051 --> 00:39:25,151 -Point the gun away from her! -No. 926 00:39:25,151 --> 00:39:27,071 Point the gun away from Caitlin! 927 00:39:27,071 --> 00:39:28,231 No. 928 00:39:28,231 --> 00:39:30,001 I'm warning you. 929 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,121 You shoot Caitlin, and I will shoot you. 930 00:39:31,121 --> 00:39:33,101 Isn't someone supposed to be shooting me? 931 00:39:33,101 --> 00:39:34,151 Keep out of this. 932 00:39:34,151 --> 00:39:35,201 -Put the gun down, Tim. -No! 933 00:39:35,201 --> 00:39:38,141 -Put the gun down! -No! 934 00:39:38,141 --> 00:39:41,031 I think we may have lost focus on the objective here. 935 00:39:41,031 --> 00:39:43,091 I've never been good enough for you, have I? 936 00:39:43,091 --> 00:39:44,101 What? 937 00:39:44,101 --> 00:39:45,221 Yeah, you do everything you can for them, 938 00:39:45,221 --> 00:39:47,131 but it's never good enough. 939 00:39:47,131 --> 00:39:51,131 -So true. -Mm-hmm. 940 00:39:51,131 --> 00:39:54,111 -I'm not your son. -No. 941 00:39:54,111 --> 00:39:57,141 But I love you like you are. 942 00:39:57,141 --> 00:39:59,001 -Really? -Seriously, 943 00:39:59,001 --> 00:40:00,211 we're doing this now? 944 00:40:00,211 --> 00:40:02,041 I didn't know you felt that way. 945 00:40:02,041 --> 00:40:05,071 Well, now you do. 946 00:40:05,071 --> 00:40:06,091 I don't know what to say. 947 00:40:06,091 --> 00:40:10,031 Come here, son. 948 00:40:10,031 --> 00:40:12,211 ♪ 949 00:40:12,211 --> 00:40:15,001 It's so lovely. 950 00:40:15,001 --> 00:40:16,121 -Sorry. -It's okay, it's okay. 951 00:40:16,121 --> 00:40:19,211 I'm the one who should say sorry. 952 00:40:19,211 --> 00:40:20,221 Now. 953 00:40:20,221 --> 00:40:23,031 (guns fire) 954 00:40:28,091 --> 00:40:30,151 (sirens wailing) 955 00:40:37,011 --> 00:40:38,131 Ow. 956 00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:40,011 Ah, ow! 957 00:40:40,011 --> 00:40:41,091 I'm really sorry. 958 00:40:41,091 --> 00:40:43,171 -You shot me. -I know. 959 00:40:43,171 --> 00:40:45,001 -Does it hurt? -Yes! 960 00:40:45,001 --> 00:40:48,081 Hey, how's our little hero, huh? 961 00:40:48,081 --> 00:40:49,131 Losing blood. 962 00:40:49,131 --> 00:40:51,091 Yeah, sorry again about shooting you. 963 00:40:51,091 --> 00:40:52,221 Are you still angry with me? 964 00:40:52,221 --> 00:40:54,101 -Yes. -Oh-- 965 00:40:54,101 --> 00:40:56,081 -Ow! -Sorry. 966 00:40:56,081 --> 00:40:57,161 All right. 967 00:40:57,161 --> 00:40:59,201 Yeah, well, I'll catch up with you at the hospital. 968 00:40:59,201 --> 00:41:01,001 Okay. 969 00:41:01,001 --> 00:41:02,041 Tim. 970 00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:03,221 -Yeah. -Why is he wearing makeup? 971 00:41:03,221 --> 00:41:05,001 I don't know. 972 00:41:08,021 --> 00:41:11,001 Okay, well, I'll get a ride in the police car. 973 00:41:11,001 --> 00:41:13,131 No, would you stay with me? 974 00:41:13,131 --> 00:41:15,191 Yeah, okay. 975 00:41:15,191 --> 00:41:24,121 ♪ 976 00:41:24,121 --> 00:41:28,131 No Owen, then? 977 00:41:28,131 --> 00:41:31,111 What'd I say? 978 00:41:31,111 --> 00:41:33,121 We didn't want to tell you while, you know, 979 00:41:33,121 --> 00:41:35,201 Caitlin was in hospital. 980 00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:38,221 But Owen has made his recommendation on custody. 981 00:41:38,221 --> 00:41:48,051 ♪ 982 00:41:48,051 --> 00:41:50,031 Well... 983 00:41:50,031 --> 00:41:54,031 ♪ 984 00:41:54,031 --> 00:41:58,031 Well, I suppose that was to be expected. 985 00:41:58,031 --> 00:42:01,111 ♪ 986 00:42:01,111 --> 00:42:04,121 You must be happy. 987 00:42:04,121 --> 00:42:06,011 I'm sorry. 988 00:42:06,011 --> 00:42:08,051 Eh, what are you sorry for, you get to live with her, 989 00:42:08,051 --> 00:42:11,121 that's punishment enough. 990 00:42:11,121 --> 00:42:14,001 Seriously, I'm sure you're all going to be very happy. 991 00:42:14,001 --> 00:42:15,121 (thud in distance) 992 00:42:15,121 --> 00:42:16,201 What is that? 993 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:19,211 I don't know, it's been going on all morning. 994 00:42:19,211 --> 00:42:23,191 (thud) 995 00:42:23,191 --> 00:42:25,011 Hi. 996 00:42:25,011 --> 00:42:27,201 Hello? 997 00:42:27,201 --> 00:42:29,051 Oh, right, yeah, I forgot to tell you, 998 00:42:29,051 --> 00:42:31,011 -I bought the house. -You? 999 00:42:31,011 --> 00:42:32,171 Yeah. 1000 00:42:32,171 --> 00:42:33,231 How can you afford that? 1001 00:42:33,231 --> 00:42:35,041 I don't want to go into detail, 1002 00:42:35,041 --> 00:42:37,221 but I've been stealing a lot of money this year. 1003 00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:40,001 That is true. 1004 00:42:40,001 --> 00:42:42,001 Anyway, the thing is, I am going to need someone 1005 00:42:42,001 --> 00:42:44,031 to help me with the mortgage. 1006 00:42:44,031 --> 00:42:45,081 Me? 1007 00:42:45,081 --> 00:42:46,201 Well, I figured these guys are gonna move 1008 00:42:46,201 --> 00:42:49,111 back into the family home, so what do you reckon? 1009 00:42:49,111 --> 00:42:52,201 ♪ 1010 00:42:52,201 --> 00:42:54,241 What do you reckon? 1011 00:42:54,241 --> 00:42:57,041 Fancy having me as your new neighbor? 1012 00:42:57,041 --> 00:43:00,071 Sounds like a recipe for disaster. 1013 00:43:00,071 --> 00:43:02,161 I couldn't agree more. 1014 00:43:02,161 --> 00:43:04,201 Tim, Tim! 1015 00:43:04,201 --> 00:43:06,131 You've got to help me! 1016 00:43:06,131 --> 00:43:09,131 I'm in big trouble! 1017 00:43:09,131 --> 00:43:39,231 ♪ 67518

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