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- ♪
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- Hi, Denise.
- Can we get the usual?
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- Sure. [chuckles]
You might wanna put those on.
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I'll start with Stuart's
Berry Bananalope.
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- Ponchos and goggles?
Why?
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- You'll see.
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- [thuds]
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- Okay, my next question is,
why are you beating up fruit?
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- [scoffs]
My blenders are broken
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and I don't have the money
to replace them.
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But--[chuckles]--
on the bright side,
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can't get more fresh squeezed
than this. Straw?
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- Actually, I think
I'm gonna need a fork.
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- And now, for your
signature drink, the Ivy:
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seaweed, kale,
and artichoke hearts
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because Ivy has a big heart.
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- I can't believe people
actually order that.
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- Oh, no one does.
Just Ivy.
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There wouldn't even be a
Juiced Up if it weren't for her.
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- Denise was gonna open
a candy store,
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but I convinced her
to open a place
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with healthy treats instead.
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- You mean our hangout
could've been a candy store?
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- [thuds]
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- [panting]
This is gonna take a while.
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- That's okay,
just hand me some kale.
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I'll juice it
in my stomach.
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Wow, Denise really needs
some new equipment.
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We've gotta help her before
she loses all her customers.
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- Yeah, we can't let
our favorite place,
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that should've been
a candy store,
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go out of business.
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- Hey, guys.
- Jackson, what's up?
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- Just here for some fresh
watermelon juice.
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- Coming right up.
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- Eh, I don't think you
wanna order that, buddy.
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- Why?
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- [thuds]
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- DENISE: Juicy.
Wooh, that's a good one.
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- That's why.
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- ♪
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- Aw, cute, are you and Arthur
looking for a pot of gold?
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- Yeah, the pot of gold
we're gonna make
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off of Arthur's new calendar.
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This is his look for March.
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- [snorting]
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- Ooh! What do you call
a leprechaun
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that flunked out
of law school?
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- What?
- A lepre-can't.
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- BOTH: [laughing]
- I gotta post that one.
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I just posted some great
lawyer jokes
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in my new MeSays account.
Wanna hear another one?
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What do you call a trial
that lasts only a minute?
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- What?
- A brief-case.
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- BOTH: [laughing]
- You're so funny.
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- That was terrible.
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- Oh, really?
Well it got...12 likes,
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and 3 of them weren't
family members.
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- Were they people
who work for you?
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- It doesn't matter.
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- I bet I can get
more likes than you
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just by posting pictures
of whatever's in my pocket.
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Watch this.
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See what we got here.
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Lip balm and a dime.
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- [bubbling sound]
- That's ridiculous.
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Who cares about
what's in your pocket?
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- [phone beeping]
- Fifteen people so far.
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Including that lady
that works for you.
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- Helen needs to stop
wasting time online.
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- Hey, hey!
Lepre-can't? Brief-case?
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You really think that stuff's
funny?
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- No, I was trying to get
dad in a good mood
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so he'll buy me a scooter
with a sidecar.
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- Ooh, I wanna ride
in the sidecar.
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[laughing] Lepre-can't.
Good one, Lewis!
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- The sidecar's for Arthur.
- Oh.
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I take that back.
You're not funny, Lewis!
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- I promise, your grape juice
is almost ready.
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Maybe just come back
in...an hour?
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- Denise, your days
of squeezing grapes
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one at a time with pliers
are over.
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- Great, because I'm losing
all my customers to Juicelandia.
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- Not anymore, we've got a few
ideas to help your business.
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- We got two words for you:
mechanical bull.
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- And I've got two words
for you: What? Huh?
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- They have one
at Bill's Barbecue
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and the place is always packed.
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If you stay on the bull
for 20 seconds,
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you get a free rack of ribs
and a hot fudge sundae.
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- Or a free trip
to the salad bar.
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- How do they afford that?
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Wouldn't that put them
out of business?
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- Nope, because no one's ever
stayed on the bull
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for 20 seconds.
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- I like it.
But do you have any ideas
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that make more sense
for a smoothie store?
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- A mechanical pineapple?
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- Or, if you prefer to go
a more traditional route,
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what about a coupon?
Buy one, get one free.
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- Ivy and I can get the coupons
out to a lot of people.
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I guarantee you'll have
a line out the door.
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- Okay, let's do this.
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If you can promise to bring
in more customers,
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I'll borrow the money
for new blenders.
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Just hope the customers
show up
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or I'll be in big trouble.
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- Don't worry, it'll work.
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In no time, this place is gonna
be filled with juice lovers.
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- Excuse me?
- Oh, yes! Yes.
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What can I get for you?
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- I need directions
to Juicelandia.
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- You better hurry up
with those coupons.
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- ♪
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- Hey, Care Crew,
if you're thirsty,
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be sure to stop by Juiced Up
today.
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Even if you're not thirsty,
just go.
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Click the link below
for a special coupon.
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- I just used my drone
to drop the last batch
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of coupons over
the Portland marathon.
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It's genius, because no one's
thirstier than a bunch of people
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who just ran 26 miles.
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- Hey, kids.
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- Wait,
did you run the marathon?
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- No, I just like to cross
the finish line
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and snap a selfie of myself
with the caption,
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"Why is everybody sweatin'?"
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- [camera clicks]
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- Did you get any
of the Juiced Up coupons
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we dropped out there?
- Yeap.
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And this third place medal.
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I'm heading over to Juiced Up
right now
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to get my ten free juices.
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- Wait, what do you mean
ten free juices?
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- "Buy one, get...ten free?"
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- This coupon is crazy!
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Juiced Up is totally
going out of business.
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- Somebody made a mistake!
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The coupons are supposed to say
"Buy 1 and get 1 free,"
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not "10 free."
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- Didn't you make the coupons?
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- I said "somebody,"
that somebody is me.
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- Let's not panic, maybe
it's not on all the coupons.
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It's on all the coupons.
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- ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, whee!
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♪
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♪ Hey, hey, whee!
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- ♪
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- Well, on the plus side,
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we did bring a lot
of customers in.
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- Yeah, but for every dollar
they're spending,
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I'm losing ten!
I'm going broke!
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- Maybe you can just call off
the promotion.
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Say you're not accepting
the coupons.
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- My brother is a lawyer,
and he said that these coupons
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are legally binding.
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Now, I want
my ten free smoothies.
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Hi, kids!
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- This is all our fault.
We really messed up.
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- Yes, we did,
but we can fix it.
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If we got the customers
to come in here,
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we can get them to leave.
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- I don't care what you do,
just do it fast!
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- Okay, I just downloaded
my Gross-Out app,
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just listen and watch.
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- [burping sound]
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- Boy, that one smoothie
I paid for was great,
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but those ten free ones are
doing a number on my stomach.
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- That's disgusting.
- You should talk.
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- [farting noise]
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- Whoa, Ivy!
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Talk about a kale berry blast.
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You guys better leave
while you still can.
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- That was not me!
- It's okay, Ivy.
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I also had one kale too many.
- [fart]
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- Please tell me he was using
the Gross-Out app.
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- Does that smell
like an app to you?
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- ♪
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- Look, Dad, doesn't Arthur
make a cute Easter bunny?
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- Boy, that's gonna be
some calendar.
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Uh, how come you didn't put
any candy in the Easter basket?
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- What? I put a ton of candy--
Arthur, come on!
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We just brushed your teeth,
come on.
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- Want a free smoothie?
- That sounds good.
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- Well, head down
to Juiced Up.
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You buy one smoothie,
you get ten free.
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- And by the way, Clark,
that last joke I posted online?
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It's now up to 20 likes.
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Even got a laugh emoji
from Mom.
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- Well, she's liked all
the pictures I've been posting
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of things in my pocket.
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Check out her comments.
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"That breath mint looks
delicious."
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"Love the keychain."
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- Wait, she's gonna love
what I post right now.
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"Moms are the...best."
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- That's cheating,
any time mom gives me attention,
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you have to steal it back.
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- What are you talking about?
- Like the time
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I bought her that fancy
birthday card
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and you had to give her
a homemade one.
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- You're being ridiculous.
- Oh, really?!
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What about the time I went
grocery shopping for her
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and you went to law school?
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- So I became a lawyer
because you went to the market.
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- Ha! You admit it.
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- Hey, you guys better be nice
to each other,
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or Elf Pig's gonna put you
on Santa's naughty list.
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- That pig doesn't have
the authority.
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- Hey, everyone! Bill's Barbecue
is giving away free ribs!
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All you have to do is ride
a mechanical bull
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for 20 seconds!
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Woohoo! Let's go!
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Anybody?
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Nobody.
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Stuart, nothing we're doing
is working.
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- Don't worry,
Jackson's on his way,
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and he's bringing Snuggles.
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- Who's Snuggles
and how is he gonna help?
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- Hey, guys, I'm here
and I've got Snuggles.
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- Oh, Snuggles is a giant,
scary snake. Got it.
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- Look what I found
in my smoothie, a snake!
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This place is full of snakes!
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- [screaming]
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- It worked.
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Hey, Denise,
we got everybody out.
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Are you happy?
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- Between the money I borrowed
for the new blenders
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and the hundreds
of free smoothies I gave away,
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I'm out $5,000.
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Guys, I think I'm gonna have
to close the store.
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- So...not happy?
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- We're sorry, Denise.
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- This is all my fault.
I messed up the coupons.
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- It's not all your fault,
I should've checked the coupons.
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- You're right,
this is much more your fault.
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- Hey, have you guys
seen Snuggles?
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I can't seem to find him.
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- [screaming]
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- Aww, he's back there,
isn't he?
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- ♪
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- ♪
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- Okay, we need a plan
to save Juiced Up.
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- Any ideas?
- DENISE: What's the point?
246
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,482
Anyway, thanks for letting me
hang out in your loft
247
00:12:01,586 --> 00:12:03,793
while I contemplate
my life choices.
248
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,103
- No, we can fix this.
249
00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:08,344
I've got an idea,
250
00:12:08,448 --> 00:12:09,931
we can livestream
a talent showcase
251
00:12:10,034 --> 00:12:12,068
and encourage people to donate.
252
00:12:12,172 --> 00:12:14,344
- That's great, who do you have
in mind for the talent?
253
00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:19,310
- Well, seeing we have to do it
today, I'm thinking...us.
254
00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:21,482
- I think having a talent show
to save the store
255
00:12:21,586 --> 00:12:22,758
is a great idea!
256
00:12:22,862 --> 00:12:24,586
I know what I'm gonna do.
257
00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:27,172
I can balance things
on my face.
258
00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:35,206
[gasps]
- [lamp breaks]
259
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,103
- I'm a little rusty,
let me try again.
260
00:12:40,206 --> 00:12:44,137
- ♪
261
00:12:45,827 --> 00:12:48,517
- Alright, I just posted
Arthur's new calendar online.
262
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:51,586
Look at how awesome
it turned out.
263
00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:53,655
Here's Arthur
for Valentine's Day.
264
00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:55,827
He's a Cu-pig!
265
00:12:57,551 --> 00:13:03,241
And for Fourth of July,
he's Uncle...Ham. [chuckles]
266
00:13:03,344 --> 00:13:05,310
I hope people like it.
267
00:13:05,413 --> 00:13:06,793
- Speaking of likes,
268
00:13:06,896 --> 00:13:09,068
I just posted my latest joke
online.
269
00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:12,344
What do you call an insect
at the courthouse?
270
00:13:12,448 --> 00:13:15,344
A defend-ant! [laughing]
271
00:13:15,448 --> 00:13:19,068
It got 18 likes,
and the first one was from Mom.
272
00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:22,241
- Well, I just posted my latest
pic from what's in my pocket,
273
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:25,827
it was of this mug
that says "I love Mom."
274
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,724
- There's no way that mug
fit in your pocket.
275
00:13:27,827 --> 00:13:29,965
- Whatever, Mom loved it.
What are you gonna do?
276
00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:32,344
Go to law school again?
277
00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:34,793
- Hey, guys, Stuart and I
are having a fundraiser.
278
00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:36,241
- We're gonna have
a talent showcase.
279
00:13:36,344 --> 00:13:39,000
- BOTH: I'll do it!
I'm way more talented than him.
280
00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:43,655
- We were just gonna ask you
to donate, but okay,
281
00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:45,827
I guess we do need to fill time.
282
00:13:45,931 --> 00:13:48,517
- Come on, if you guys want
a good show,
283
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:52,586
I think we all know who the real
talent in this house is.
284
00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:55,172
It's Arthur! Hit it.
285
00:13:55,275 --> 00:14:01,241
- ♪
286
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,000
- Hey, everyone,
thanks for tuning in.
287
00:14:09,103 --> 00:14:10,896
- We are here to raise
$5,000
288
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,344
to save our favorite hangout,
Juiced Up!
289
00:14:13,448 --> 00:14:16,137
- And we have tons of amazing
talent to showcase.
290
00:14:16,241 --> 00:14:19,896
First, making his stand-up
comedy debut, my dad!
291
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,172
- [laughing] Party people,
make some noise!
292
00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:26,034
Now, people say lawyers
aren't funny,
293
00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:30,310
but I'mma let you
be the judge of that! [laughs]
294
00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:33,482
Why did the criminal
like the exclamation mark?
295
00:14:33,586 --> 00:14:37,344
Because it meant the end
of a long sentence. [laughs]
296
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:43,413
- ♪
297
00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:49,344
- [ding]
298
00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:53,689
- ♪
299
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,068
- [ding]
300
00:14:56,344 --> 00:14:58,275
- [horn blowing]
301
00:14:58,379 --> 00:14:59,586
- Thanks, everybody!
302
00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:01,896
We just reached
a thousand dollars!
303
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:06,758
And now, here to show us
some karate moves, Ivy! Woo!
304
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,310
- ♪
305
00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:12,241
- [karate yelling]
306
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:16,724
- ♪
307
00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:17,689
- IVY: [yells]
308
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,793
- ♪
309
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,413
- [yells]
310
00:15:21,517 --> 00:15:24,172
- ♪
311
00:15:24,275 --> 00:15:26,172
- Well,
that's my time, everyone.
312
00:15:28,379 --> 00:15:32,551
- And now, for the hottest
act of the night,
313
00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:37,827
this is a specter pepper,
the world's hottest hot pepper.
314
00:15:37,931 --> 00:15:41,551
I...am going to give it
to my buddy, Jackson,
315
00:15:41,655 --> 00:15:44,413
who will now take a small bite
of it for your entertainment.
316
00:15:45,827 --> 00:15:46,862
- I don't know about this,
317
00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,310
maybe I should
do something else.
318
00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:51,724
Like baseball,
I'm awesome at baseball.
319
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,620
- This is gonna be great,
trust me,
320
00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:55,241
people are going to love you.
321
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,896
Come on.
322
00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:04,448
No! I said a small bite!
A small bite!
323
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,931
- Hmm, that wasn't so bad.
324
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,482
I guess I'm pretty good
at eating hot stuff.
325
00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:24,482
Delayed reaction!
Delayed reaction!
326
00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:27,517
[screaming]
327
00:16:29,793 --> 00:16:32,586
- Kids, don't try this at home.
328
00:16:32,689 --> 00:16:36,206
- Or anywhere, for that matter.
Just don't try it at all.
329
00:16:38,655 --> 00:16:40,965
- [bagpipe music]
330
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:46,000
- Is this thing stuck?
This thing hasn't moved.
331
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,000
- Hey, guys!
Looks like the donations
332
00:16:50,103 --> 00:16:52,172
have kind of stopped
for some reason,
333
00:16:52,275 --> 00:16:54,758
since my uncle
started playing the bagpipes.
334
00:16:54,862 --> 00:16:57,275
We really need you to keep
donating.
335
00:16:57,379 --> 00:17:00,586
- Okay, listen here,
this is how it's gonna go.
336
00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:03,137
If we don't
get another $500,
337
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:06,241
my dad's going to keep
playing the bagpipes,
338
00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:09,758
so I suggest you give,
and give generously.
339
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,413
- [ding]
- Whoa, that was fast!
340
00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:15,000
$500 just came in!
341
00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:17,517
- Okay, you can stop now, Dad.
342
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,413
- But I haven't even gotten
to the good part yet.
343
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:24,379
- You're playing the bagpipes,
there is no good part.
344
00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:28,000
- [bagpipe music]
345
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:33,379
- Wow, her face is really
talented.
346
00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:37,793
- Yeah, but we're only at $2500
and the show's almost over.
347
00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:40,793
- Well, the good news is
she might have a second career
348
00:17:40,896 --> 00:17:42,275
in the circus.
349
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:44,931
- I can play more bagpipes.
350
00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:47,275
Send me in, coach.
- No. Put me back on.
351
00:17:47,379 --> 00:17:49,793
My followers are begging
for me to do more comedy.
352
00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,862
See the begging emoji?
- They're begging you to stop.
353
00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:53,344
- They're begging you to stop.
354
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:56,379
- I'm begging both of you
to stop.
355
00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:59,103
We're here to help Denise
and fix the mess we created.
356
00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:01,137
- Let's face it,
we're not gonna make it.
357
00:18:01,241 --> 00:18:03,241
- No, we are gonna make it,
358
00:18:03,344 --> 00:18:04,896
because there's
one last performer,
359
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,344
and luckily, it's me.
360
00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:11,689
Hold on to your socks
and pull out your wallets,
361
00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:13,413
this is about to get amazing.
362
00:18:13,517 --> 00:18:15,379
But for now,
enjoy more of Denise
363
00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:17,379
balancing things on her face.
364
00:18:20,827 --> 00:18:23,206
- Stuart,
what are you going to do?
365
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,448
- I'm gonna save Juiced Up.
366
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,172
- ♪
367
00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:38,689
- This is the roughest, toughest
mechanical bull in America.
368
00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:43,586
I'm going to ride it until we
reach our final goal of $5,000.
369
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,931
- Wow, I didn't know
Stuart could ride a bull.
370
00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,413
- He can't.
371
00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:52,931
- Now, to make it interesting,
the more money you give,
372
00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:56,000
the faster the bull will go,
so start giving!
373
00:18:57,448 --> 00:19:00,103
- Stuart, this is our last
chance to save Juiced Up,
374
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,517
and you can't ride a bull!
375
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:03,758
You got thrown off a horse
at a Merry-Go-Round.
376
00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:08,344
- My pants were very slippery
that day.
377
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:11,482
Look, we created this mess,
and I'm going to clean it up.
378
00:19:15,068 --> 00:19:17,172
- Don't tell your mom
I let you do this.
379
00:19:20,172 --> 00:19:23,034
- Okay, Leaf,
when I say "Go--"
380
00:19:23,137 --> 00:19:24,310
- [mechanical bull activating]
381
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:29,137
- [yelling]
382
00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:31,344
- We're at $3,000!
383
00:19:31,448 --> 00:19:33,896
- Time to go faster.
- IVY: You can do it!
384
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,896
- Hang on, son!
- Come on, Stuart.
385
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,068
- Whoa, whoa, whoa--
386
00:19:37,172 --> 00:19:39,344
- [ding]
- [gasps] $3,500!
387
00:19:39,448 --> 00:19:41,241
- And faster.
388
00:19:41,344 --> 00:19:43,862
- STUART: [yelling]
- You can do it!
389
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,482
- [yelling]
390
00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:47,310
- [ding]
- $4,000!
391
00:19:47,413 --> 00:19:48,931
We're almost there,
hang on, Stuart!
392
00:19:49,034 --> 00:19:50,310
- LEAF: Hang in there, Stuart!
393
00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:52,000
- You can do it!
- So close!
394
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,551
- [ding]
- $4500!
395
00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:54,793
- CLARK: Oh, man.
396
00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:56,758
- Hang on, son!
- Come on, Stuart!
397
00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:01,344
So close!
- $5,000! We did it!
398
00:20:01,448 --> 00:20:03,586
- STUART: Please!
Turn it off, turn it off!
399
00:20:03,689 --> 00:20:04,655
- Turn it up?
400
00:20:05,862 --> 00:20:07,586
- [machinery whirring]
401
00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:09,206
- Aw, man.
- No!
402
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:11,172
- STUART: [screaming]
403
00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:14,000
- LEWIS: Stuart!
- [items breaking]
404
00:20:17,034 --> 00:20:18,655
- CLARK: Oh, my goodness.
405
00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:25,379
- I said, "Turn it off."
406
00:20:25,482 --> 00:20:28,137
- Oh, I thought you said
"Turn it up,"
407
00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:30,103
but off makes more sense.
408
00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:34,758
- So, how much money do you
think it'll cost
409
00:20:34,862 --> 00:20:38,448
to fix this damage?
410
00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:41,413
- About $5,000.
411
00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:47,448
- ♪
412
00:20:49,275 --> 00:20:52,379
- Hey, Denise,
I know we messed up yesterday.
413
00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:54,827
- But don't worry,
we've got a new plan.
414
00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:56,517
- Guys, don't take this
the wrong way,
415
00:20:56,620 --> 00:21:00,655
but I can't afford any more
of your new plans.
416
00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:02,275
I have to close.
417
00:21:02,379 --> 00:21:03,965
Unless a bunch of money
just magically comes
418
00:21:04,068 --> 00:21:05,310
through that door.
419
00:21:05,413 --> 00:21:07,310
- [honking]
- Hey, Denise!
420
00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:10,344
I have a bunch of money for you.
421
00:21:10,448 --> 00:21:12,689
- Leaf, where did you get
a bunch of money?
422
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:15,241
- Well, Arthur's calendar
was a huge hit,
423
00:21:15,344 --> 00:21:17,551
so after we bought the scooter
that we've been wanting,
424
00:21:17,655 --> 00:21:20,103
we decided to give the rest
of the money to Denise.
425
00:21:20,206 --> 00:21:22,517
- Really?! You'd do that for me?
426
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,758
- Well, I'm also doing it
for Stuart and Ivy.
427
00:21:24,862 --> 00:21:25,931
- BOTH: You are?
428
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,724
- I mean,
you guys really messed up.
429
00:21:28,827 --> 00:21:31,551
Really messed up.
Really--
430
00:21:31,655 --> 00:21:33,793
- Got it.
- Got it.
431
00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:36,793
- I don't know what to say.
- Free smoothies for life
432
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,448
is a good start.
433
00:21:38,551 --> 00:21:42,275
- Thank you so much, Leaf!
- You saved Juiced Up.
434
00:21:42,379 --> 00:21:44,413
- Looks like we got
our hangout back.
435
00:21:44,517 --> 00:21:47,137
[chuckles] Alright,
looks like it's time
436
00:21:47,241 --> 00:21:48,758
for our next fundraiser.
- Mm-hmm.
437
00:21:48,862 --> 00:21:50,689
- Another fundraiser?
- Yeah.
438
00:21:50,793 --> 00:21:52,000
We owe Bill's Barbecue
439
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,689
for destroying
their mechanical bull.
440
00:21:55,275 --> 00:21:58,172
- Well, me and Arthur
are always ready to perform.
441
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:00,517
- I'll help.
- Great. Grab some things
442
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,724
to balance on your face
and let's get going.
443
00:22:03,827 --> 00:22:08,551
- ♪
444
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,275
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
445
00:22:13,379 --> 00:22:19,448
♪
446
00:22:19,551 --> 00:22:21,172
♪ Whee!
447
00:22:21,275 --> 00:22:26,758
♪
448
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:28,275
♪ Hey!
449
00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:34,344
♪
450
00:22:37,034 --> 00:22:38,413
♪ Whee!
451
00:22:38,517 --> 00:22:40,517
- ♪
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