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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,793 --> 00:00:10,068 - ♪ 2 00:00:10,172 --> 00:00:11,103 - [music on TV plays] 3 00:00:11,206 --> 00:00:12,551 - Hey, Ivy. Wanna join us? 4 00:00:12,655 --> 00:00:16,482 We're watching "Chef Battle: Toddler Edition." 5 00:00:16,586 --> 00:00:18,068 - They can't walk. They can't talk. 6 00:00:18,172 --> 00:00:19,517 But they sure can cook. 7 00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:24,965 - Back from hockey practice already? 8 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,448 - It was canceled. 9 00:00:26,551 --> 00:00:28,379 Coach had the new equipment and uniforms in his trailer, 10 00:00:28,482 --> 00:00:30,689 which apparently wasn't properly hitched to the back of his car. 11 00:00:30,793 --> 00:00:32,034 - It fell down a cliff. 12 00:00:32,137 --> 00:00:33,965 - We would've gone down to get the stuff back-- 13 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:35,413 - But then the trailer caught on fire! 14 00:00:35,517 --> 00:00:36,862 - Luckily, some of the hockey sticks 15 00:00:36,965 --> 00:00:40,310 were thrown clear of the fire. - But then the bears came! 16 00:00:40,413 --> 00:00:42,862 - [laughs] Joke's on those bears. 17 00:00:42,965 --> 00:00:44,793 How are they gonna play without skates? 18 00:00:46,137 --> 00:00:47,379 - Good one, Uncle Clark. 19 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:51,310 - Us parents just bought all that expensive equipment. 20 00:00:51,413 --> 00:00:53,275 Now we have to buy it all over again. 21 00:00:53,379 --> 00:00:55,413 - What if we do a fundraiser to replace everything? 22 00:00:55,517 --> 00:00:58,068 Fundraisers are kind of my specialty. 23 00:00:58,172 --> 00:00:59,551 - That's a great idea, Ivy. 24 00:00:59,655 --> 00:01:02,827 Recognizing great ideas is kind of my specialty. 25 00:01:04,551 --> 00:01:06,413 - Uh, we could do a charity bike ride, 26 00:01:06,517 --> 00:01:08,931 like the one Ivy Cares did from Portland to Seattle? 27 00:01:09,034 --> 00:01:11,241 - Nah, too bikey. 28 00:01:11,344 --> 00:01:13,655 - Or we could do a bake sale and make tons of muffins-- 29 00:01:13,758 --> 00:01:15,206 - Nah, too bakey. 30 00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:18,068 Those ideas sound like a lot of work. 31 00:01:18,172 --> 00:01:19,758 Is there anything where we sit around 32 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:21,448 and people bring us money? 33 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:24,448 - We could do a raffle. 34 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:26,275 - Yeah, that's a good idea. - Yeah. 35 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:27,965 - But to sell a lot of tickets, 36 00:01:28,068 --> 00:01:30,103 we need a really great grand prize. 37 00:01:30,206 --> 00:01:33,172 - Well, I can donate a free hour of legal advice. 38 00:01:33,275 --> 00:01:34,689 - Or we could keep thinking. 39 00:01:36,034 --> 00:01:38,206 - I can give free bagpipe lessons. 40 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:45,827 - [plays bagpipe] 41 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:48,275 - I thought I hid those. 42 00:01:48,379 --> 00:01:49,931 - [shouting] Don't worry, Ivy! 43 00:01:50,034 --> 00:01:52,000 We'll find a great grand prize! 44 00:01:52,103 --> 00:01:53,241 - [shouting] Please hurry! 45 00:01:53,344 --> 00:01:55,551 - [bagpipes continue] 46 00:01:55,655 --> 00:01:56,724 - Oh! 47 00:01:56,827 --> 00:02:02,758 - [bagpipes continue] 48 00:02:04,793 --> 00:02:05,896 - [oinks] 49 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:10,137 - ♪ 50 00:02:10,241 --> 00:02:11,275 - Hey, Ivy. 51 00:02:11,379 --> 00:02:13,379 Can I borrow your soap as a hockey puck? 52 00:02:13,482 --> 00:02:16,827 - I'd rather you use it to shower, but sure. 53 00:02:16,931 --> 00:02:17,896 - Thanks. 54 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,793 I'm making my own hockey equipment. 55 00:02:19,896 --> 00:02:21,206 Check out my padding. 56 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,344 If Mr. Bear's family can protect me 57 00:02:26,448 --> 00:02:28,206 from the monsters under the bed, 58 00:02:28,310 --> 00:02:30,344 they can protect me from a puck to the gut. 59 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:34,862 - [oinks] 60 00:02:34,965 --> 00:02:36,551 - When did Arthur get a phone? 61 00:02:36,655 --> 00:02:38,862 - Dad won't even let me have one. 62 00:02:38,965 --> 00:02:40,137 Lucky pig. 63 00:02:41,689 --> 00:02:44,551 - Guys, I got an amazing grand prize for the raffle. 64 00:02:44,655 --> 00:02:47,862 Two VIP passes to Portlandpalooza! 65 00:02:47,965 --> 00:02:49,965 - No way! That's so cool! 66 00:02:50,068 --> 00:02:51,482 Wait, what's a "palooza"? 67 00:02:52,931 --> 00:02:54,551 - Portlandpalooza is only 68 00:02:54,655 --> 00:02:56,068 the hottest music festival in town. 69 00:02:56,172 --> 00:02:58,275 - How did you get VIP passes? 70 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:00,206 It's been sold out for months. 71 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,448 No one can get those. 72 00:03:02,551 --> 00:03:04,862 - I'm not no one. I'm Stuart. 73 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:07,068 - That's cute. 74 00:03:07,172 --> 00:03:09,413 But seriously, how did you get them? 75 00:03:09,517 --> 00:03:12,448 - I found a sweet deal on an auction site. 76 00:03:12,551 --> 00:03:14,620 The passes will be delivered here tomorrow. 77 00:03:14,724 --> 00:03:17,379 - Um, has anyone seen my phone? 78 00:03:17,482 --> 00:03:19,413 - Oh, that was yours? 79 00:03:19,517 --> 00:03:21,275 Arthur had it. He went that way. 80 00:03:21,379 --> 00:03:22,448 - Why didn't you stop him? 81 00:03:22,551 --> 00:03:24,758 - Dad, you told us to never interrupt someone 82 00:03:24,862 --> 00:03:26,344 when they're on the phone. 83 00:03:31,137 --> 00:03:36,137 - ♪ 84 00:03:36,241 --> 00:03:37,758 - [indistinct chatter] 85 00:03:37,862 --> 00:03:39,655 - Come on down and buy a raffle ticket 86 00:03:39,758 --> 00:03:43,137 for your chance to win passes to Portlandpalooza! 87 00:03:43,241 --> 00:03:46,724 - And hurry, because if you snooze-a, you won't palooza. 88 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,241 - Every dollar goes to support my little brother's hockey team. 89 00:03:51,344 --> 00:03:52,896 - Give them the face! Give them the face! 90 00:03:54,206 --> 00:03:56,206 - Please buy one... 91 00:03:56,310 --> 00:03:57,724 or ten. 92 00:04:01,034 --> 00:04:02,517 - Stuart, this is amazing! 93 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:04,931 We're down to our last roll of tickets. 94 00:04:05,034 --> 00:04:06,241 - Well, you did a great job 95 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:07,793 getting the word out on Ivy Cares. 96 00:04:07,896 --> 00:04:10,068 - And you got that great grand prize. 97 00:04:10,172 --> 00:04:12,482 - I did. - He-hey! 98 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,517 Clark and I have been out all day putting up fliers. 99 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:16,827 And look at this crowd! - CLARK: Mm-hmm. 100 00:04:16,931 --> 00:04:20,448 I told you, it's because everybody wants bagpipe lessons. 101 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:21,793 Should I give 'em a taste? 102 00:04:23,448 --> 00:04:24,724 - Uh, sure, Dad. 103 00:04:24,827 --> 00:04:27,206 Hey, why don't you start way at the end of the line? 104 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:30,517 - [plays bagpipe] 105 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:32,000 - I thought I hid those again. 106 00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:34,482 Speaking of hiding, where's Arthur? 107 00:04:34,586 --> 00:04:35,965 That little bacon bit still has my phone. 108 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:37,000 - [phone rings] 109 00:04:39,241 --> 00:04:41,103 - I think he's trying to video chat me. 110 00:04:41,206 --> 00:04:43,931 - [oinks] 111 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,275 - Arthur? - Give me that! 112 00:04:45,379 --> 00:04:47,482 Arthur, where are you? I need my phone back. 113 00:04:47,586 --> 00:04:49,000 Wait, why am I talking to a pig? 114 00:04:50,241 --> 00:04:51,586 He hung up on me! 115 00:04:52,689 --> 00:04:57,137 - ♪ 116 00:04:57,241 --> 00:04:58,379 - [doorbell rings] 117 00:04:58,482 --> 00:04:59,827 - I got it! I got it! 118 00:05:02,551 --> 00:05:03,965 - Hey, Stuart. 119 00:05:04,068 --> 00:05:06,137 No care package from your mom today, which is unfortunate, 120 00:05:06,241 --> 00:05:09,241 'cause I really enjoyed those cookies she sent from overseas. 121 00:05:09,344 --> 00:05:10,896 - My mom sent cookies? 122 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,517 - No. Uh, anyways, this is for you. 123 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:16,000 What is it? What is it? 124 00:05:16,103 --> 00:05:18,965 - Two VIP passes to Polkapalooza! 125 00:05:20,310 --> 00:05:22,655 Wait a second. What's Polkapalooza? 126 00:05:22,758 --> 00:05:24,206 - Oh, it's like Portlandpalooza, 127 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:27,241 except instead of really good music, it's really bad music. 128 00:05:27,344 --> 00:05:28,482 Here, listen. 129 00:05:28,586 --> 00:05:31,103 - [polka music] 130 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,482 - That's polka music? 131 00:05:33,586 --> 00:05:35,620 - [polka music stops] - This has to be a mistake. 132 00:05:35,724 --> 00:05:37,620 - Sorry, dude. But if you need pickles, 133 00:05:37,724 --> 00:05:40,000 my girlfriend and I make great pickles. 134 00:05:41,344 --> 00:05:42,689 - I don't need pickles. 135 00:05:42,793 --> 00:05:45,000 I need passes to Portlandpalooza. 136 00:05:45,103 --> 00:05:47,379 - Then why did you get passes to Polkapalooza? 137 00:05:52,517 --> 00:05:53,896 - Oh, I messed up. 138 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,137 I bought the wrong passes! 139 00:05:56,241 --> 00:05:59,172 - IVY: Stuart! 140 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:00,827 Stuart! 141 00:06:00,931 --> 00:06:05,241 - ♪ 142 00:06:05,344 --> 00:06:07,172 - Did the passes show up yet? 143 00:06:07,275 --> 00:06:09,827 - Uh...passes showed up. 144 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,620 - Great, I have a surprise for you! 145 00:06:13,724 --> 00:06:15,413 - Listen, Ivy, about the passes-- 146 00:06:15,517 --> 00:06:16,896 - Yeah, those passes you got 147 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,793 made this the easiest fundraiser I've ever done. 148 00:06:19,896 --> 00:06:21,379 We sold out of raffle tickets 149 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:24,068 and we were able to buy all-new equipment. 150 00:06:24,172 --> 00:06:25,724 - [garage door whirring] 151 00:06:25,827 --> 00:06:28,551 - TEAM: Thank you, Stuart! 152 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:30,689 - Oh, no, no, no, no! 153 00:06:30,793 --> 00:06:32,379 You--you don't have to thank me. 154 00:06:32,482 --> 00:06:35,172 You really, really don't. 155 00:06:35,275 --> 00:06:36,896 - Let's hug him! - Yeah! 156 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,103 - TEAM: [chanting] Stuart! Stuart! Stuart! 157 00:06:40,206 --> 00:06:43,482 Stuart! Stuart! Stuart! 158 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:49,689 - [theme music plays] 159 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:51,965 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey 160 00:06:52,068 --> 00:06:57,000 ♪ 161 00:06:57,103 --> 00:06:58,413 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, woo ♪ 162 00:07:01,344 --> 00:07:03,862 - Hey, everybody! Don't forget to tune in at 6 p.m. sharp 163 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:06,724 when I announce the winner of the Portlandpalooza passes. 164 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,448 Bye! 165 00:07:08,551 --> 00:07:11,413 - So, Ivy, I brought you here because I need to-- 166 00:07:11,517 --> 00:07:13,551 - Did you see how excited Leaf and his new team were 167 00:07:13,655 --> 00:07:15,172 about the new equipment? 168 00:07:15,275 --> 00:07:16,827 - Yeah, and that's the thing. 169 00:07:16,931 --> 00:07:19,379 - TEAM ON PHONE: Thank you, Stuart! 170 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,068 - I could watch this all day. 171 00:07:21,172 --> 00:07:22,620 - Ivy, I didn't get the passes! 172 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:25,758 It turns out there's two paloozas in Portland, 173 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,034 one that has great music and one that has music like this: 174 00:07:28,137 --> 00:07:29,241 oompah, oompah! 175 00:07:29,344 --> 00:07:30,931 And I accidentally bid on the oompah one. 176 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:33,379 And I tried to tell you, but all the hockey kids 177 00:07:33,482 --> 00:07:34,931 were in the garage saying, "Thank you, Stuart!" 178 00:07:35,034 --> 00:07:37,965 And...here we are. 179 00:07:38,068 --> 00:07:39,448 I'm sorry, Ivy. 180 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:41,965 Uh, Ivy? 181 00:07:43,448 --> 00:07:44,689 Are you okay? 182 00:07:44,793 --> 00:07:47,206 Do you need me to go through what happened again? 183 00:07:47,310 --> 00:07:48,586 - No. 184 00:07:48,689 --> 00:07:51,206 I'm just mentally planning how I'm gonna freak out. 185 00:07:51,310 --> 00:07:53,379 Maybe something like this. 186 00:07:53,482 --> 00:07:55,000 How could you do this, Stuart? 187 00:07:55,103 --> 00:07:57,827 We sold thousands of tickets, and we have no grand prize! 188 00:07:57,931 --> 00:08:00,034 We can't give the money back because we already spent it. 189 00:08:00,137 --> 00:08:02,620 We should have just done a simple bake sale! 190 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:07,241 - Look, I didn't wanna tell you until I had a way to fix it. 191 00:08:07,344 --> 00:08:08,689 And here's my plan. 192 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:12,689 Portland Rocks is having a smoothie drinking competition 193 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,206 this afternoon in Juiced Up, 194 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:18,379 and the prize is the two VIP passes to Portlandpalooza. 195 00:08:18,482 --> 00:08:19,758 - This is your plan? 196 00:08:19,862 --> 00:08:21,862 What makes you think we're gonna win? 197 00:08:21,965 --> 00:08:23,724 - Please, we come here every day. 198 00:08:23,827 --> 00:08:26,034 Drinking smoothies is what we do. 199 00:08:26,137 --> 00:08:28,000 They might as well hand us the passes now. 200 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,241 [coughs] 201 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,206 Went down the wrong pipe. 202 00:08:32,310 --> 00:08:33,344 [coughs] 203 00:08:33,448 --> 00:08:34,344 I'm good. 204 00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:35,862 [coughs] 205 00:08:35,965 --> 00:08:37,724 [hoarsely] This almost never happens. 206 00:08:39,379 --> 00:08:40,655 [coughs] 207 00:08:40,758 --> 00:08:43,827 - ♪ 208 00:08:45,896 --> 00:08:47,896 - Leaf, it may be easier to eat that sandwich 209 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,827 if you take off that goalie mask. 210 00:08:49,931 --> 00:08:52,379 - No way. I love my new uniform. 211 00:08:52,482 --> 00:08:54,275 I never wanna take it off. 212 00:08:54,379 --> 00:08:56,137 Plus, it actually makes eating more fun. 213 00:08:58,379 --> 00:08:59,620 See? 214 00:09:02,103 --> 00:09:03,034 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 215 00:09:03,137 --> 00:09:04,379 Sweet uniform, Leaf. 216 00:09:04,482 --> 00:09:07,379 Hey, does anyone know how my watch ended up in a flowerpot 217 00:09:07,482 --> 00:09:08,482 in the front yard? 218 00:09:08,586 --> 00:09:09,965 - Yeah, that was Arthur. 219 00:09:10,068 --> 00:09:12,137 It's his new favorite game: hide-and-go-squeak! 220 00:09:13,482 --> 00:09:14,896 - The other day, he took my phone. 221 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,862 And this morning, I saw him running off with my wallet. 222 00:09:16,965 --> 00:09:18,482 I found it behind the bookshelf. 223 00:09:18,586 --> 00:09:20,551 I swear he took a 20 out of it. 224 00:09:20,655 --> 00:09:21,965 - You know what? 225 00:09:22,068 --> 00:09:23,689 I think he's been taking my bagpipes and hiding them 226 00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:24,931 in different places. 227 00:09:25,034 --> 00:09:26,793 Yesterday, I found them in the trash! 228 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,413 - That wasn't Arthur. That was-- 229 00:09:29,517 --> 00:09:31,172 - No, that was definitely the pig, son! 230 00:09:31,275 --> 00:09:32,275 He's a thief. 231 00:09:32,379 --> 00:09:33,551 Have some sandwich. 232 00:09:35,103 --> 00:09:41,034 - ♪ 233 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,931 - When's this gonna start? The raffle is in three hours. 234 00:09:46,034 --> 00:09:47,793 - Yeah, we need to win these passes 235 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:50,275 before people come to our house and win these passes. 236 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:54,172 - Hey, everyone! I'm Jim from "The Jim-Jam Show." 237 00:09:54,275 --> 00:09:57,448 Whether you're jammin' in the gym or stuck in a traffic jam, 238 00:09:57,551 --> 00:10:00,034 "Jim-Jam's" got the hottest jam. 239 00:10:00,137 --> 00:10:03,000 - [horn blaring] 240 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,448 - Who's ready to win VIP all-access passes 241 00:10:06,551 --> 00:10:08,482 to Portlandpalooza! 242 00:10:08,586 --> 00:10:09,517 - [cheers and applause] 243 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:11,000 - MAN ON RECORDING: Oh, yeah! 244 00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:15,758 - Everyone who's entered the contest come on down. 245 00:10:15,862 --> 00:10:17,448 So the first part of the competition 246 00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:19,862 is the A-to-Z smoothie challenge. 247 00:10:19,965 --> 00:10:22,793 We've created a special smoothie for every letter. 248 00:10:22,896 --> 00:10:24,827 First up, the letter A. 249 00:10:24,931 --> 00:10:27,448 Your smoothie will contain apples-- 250 00:10:27,551 --> 00:10:29,413 - Easy. - --avocados-- 251 00:10:29,517 --> 00:10:31,068 - Odd combination, but okay. 252 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,379 - --and anteater milk. 253 00:10:33,482 --> 00:10:35,379 - I'm out! 254 00:10:35,482 --> 00:10:36,517 - Come on, Ivy. 255 00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:38,310 You eat gross stuff all the time-- 256 00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:41,034 broccoli, cauliflower, lettuce. 257 00:10:41,137 --> 00:10:43,965 - Move over, losers! The winner's here. 258 00:10:45,793 --> 00:10:48,034 - Sorry, kid, but we need these passes. 259 00:10:48,137 --> 00:10:50,482 So, unfortunately, you're gonna be the loser. 260 00:10:50,586 --> 00:10:51,862 - No, you are. - No, you are. 261 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:53,344 - No, you are. - No, you are! 262 00:10:53,448 --> 00:10:55,000 - Stuart! 263 00:10:55,103 --> 00:10:56,896 - What? He started it! 264 00:10:58,689 --> 00:11:01,655 - On your mark, get set, drink! 265 00:11:01,758 --> 00:11:03,034 - [horn blares] 266 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,793 - Aah! That's disgusting! I quit. 267 00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:09,724 Get it off, get it off! 268 00:11:09,827 --> 00:11:14,137 - Aww, looks like we have our first loser. 269 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,620 - [womp-womp sound effect] 270 00:11:16,724 --> 00:11:18,517 - No one said it was gonna be easy. 271 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,965 - Actually, you did. 272 00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:23,793 - I'm not no one. I'm Stuart. 273 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,000 And Stuart was wrong. 274 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,689 - ♪ 275 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,172 - Okay, we're down to just three competitors. 276 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:36,379 The final two move on to the championship round. 277 00:11:36,482 --> 00:11:37,655 - I got this! 278 00:11:37,758 --> 00:11:39,344 - And now we're up to the letter L. 279 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:45,793 Get ready to drink licorice, lobster tail, and lots of liver. 280 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,517 - I don't got this. 281 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,379 - You've got to got this. 282 00:11:50,482 --> 00:11:52,000 - And...drink! 283 00:11:52,103 --> 00:11:53,241 - [horn blares] 284 00:11:53,344 --> 00:11:54,448 - [cheers and applause] 285 00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:55,827 - Go, Stuart! 286 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,827 - Ooh, aw, sorry, buddy. 287 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,551 - [womp-womp sound effect] 288 00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:08,551 - And now we've got our final two competitors! 289 00:12:08,655 --> 00:12:09,586 - [cheers and applause] 290 00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:11,448 - [horn blaring] 291 00:12:11,551 --> 00:12:12,793 - You did it! - Yeah! 292 00:12:12,896 --> 00:12:14,586 I made it to the championship round! 293 00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:16,379 - Where I'm gonna crush you. 294 00:12:16,482 --> 00:12:17,758 - Oh yeah? Well-- 295 00:12:18,896 --> 00:12:20,206 I'm too full to trash talk. 296 00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:23,137 - Leave it to me. 297 00:12:23,241 --> 00:12:25,448 Look, kid, you're obviously a very competent 298 00:12:25,551 --> 00:12:26,793 and strong competitor. 299 00:12:26,896 --> 00:12:28,724 - This is your trash talk? 300 00:12:28,827 --> 00:12:30,551 - I'm getting there. 301 00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:32,448 - But even though you've beaten all of these people 302 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,758 and seem unstoppable, 303 00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:37,758 there's still a small chance you might not win. Ha! 304 00:12:39,241 --> 00:12:43,310 - Okay, are you guys ready for the ultimate challenge? 305 00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:44,482 - You bet I am! 306 00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:46,551 - I was talking to them. 307 00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:48,655 You were the first person eliminated. 308 00:12:49,655 --> 00:12:51,000 - Oh, right. 309 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,862 - [no audible dialogue] 310 00:12:56,965 --> 00:13:00,310 - ♪ 311 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,689 - Now that we have some equipment, 312 00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:03,068 we can play some hockey. 313 00:13:03,172 --> 00:13:04,068 - [whistle] 314 00:13:04,172 --> 00:13:05,620 - Okay, I'm ready. Shoot the puck. 315 00:13:05,724 --> 00:13:07,344 - Not so fast, son. 316 00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:09,068 First, let's cover some basics. 317 00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:12,586 Hockey's a game of calculations, angles, and velocity. 318 00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:14,103 - Great. Can you shoot the puck now? 319 00:13:16,689 --> 00:13:18,034 - Hold on. 320 00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:19,689 Your dad doesn't know what he's talking about. 321 00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:22,310 You see, hockey is all about heart, passion. 322 00:13:24,448 --> 00:13:26,000 - Clark's wrong. 323 00:13:26,103 --> 00:13:27,655 Your success is directly proportional 324 00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:29,517 to your geometrical awareness. 325 00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:31,344 - Just shoot the puck. 326 00:13:31,448 --> 00:13:34,931 - ARTHUR: [oinks] 327 00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:41,827 - You guys bought more than one puck, right? 328 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,344 - ♪ 329 00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:50,689 - To win the VIP passes, you must find them in this giant tub 330 00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:53,724 of chunky berry smoothie. 331 00:13:53,827 --> 00:13:56,310 But the chunks are not berries. 332 00:13:58,068 --> 00:13:59,827 - Remember, Stuart, if you lose, 333 00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:02,482 you're gonna crush the dreams of little hockey players, 334 00:14:02,586 --> 00:14:04,379 ruin the reputation of Ivy Cares, 335 00:14:04,482 --> 00:14:07,689 and get us in major trouble for holding a phony raffle. 336 00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:10,000 Have fun out there! 337 00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:11,310 - Wow, Ivy. 338 00:14:11,413 --> 00:14:13,137 Your pep talks are even worse than your trash talks. 339 00:14:15,344 --> 00:14:16,827 - Besides the VIP passes, 340 00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:19,896 we've also put in a few other surprises 341 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,931 just to trip you up. 342 00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:25,517 Who's ready to dive in? 343 00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:28,310 On your mark, get set-- 344 00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:31,206 - [horn blaring] 345 00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:34,482 - [cheers and applause] 346 00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,586 - Old sneaker? Nope. 347 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:38,551 Rubber chicken? Nope. 348 00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:40,275 - Oh, yeah! 349 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,620 - Artichoke? Nope. 350 00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:47,068 - [cheers and applause] 351 00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:49,034 - Wait, I think I've found the passes! 352 00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:51,068 I've got them! - Go, Stuart! 353 00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:53,379 - Huh? 354 00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:58,965 - Yes, I did it! I am the winner! 355 00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:01,551 - [horn fanfare] - Congratulations! 356 00:15:01,655 --> 00:15:04,965 You're going to Portlandpalooza next Saturday night! 357 00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:07,379 - Whatever, I might not even go to this thing. 358 00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:08,931 I just like winning stuff. 359 00:15:10,965 --> 00:15:14,620 - Aww, and I got smoothie on my shirt. 360 00:15:14,724 --> 00:15:15,862 - Really? 361 00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:18,655 - And as for you, Stuart-- 362 00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:20,655 - I got this. 363 00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:23,689 - [womp-womp sound effect] 364 00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:25,241 - ♪ 365 00:15:28,103 --> 00:15:29,413 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, woo-hoo 366 00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:31,965 - Okay, Benny, we only have 15 minutes before we have to 367 00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:34,758 hand out those passes, so let's cut to the chase. 368 00:15:34,862 --> 00:15:36,586 First, congrats on beating Stuart. 369 00:15:36,689 --> 00:15:37,896 It was a tough competition. 370 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,413 - How about I cut to the chase? 371 00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:41,758 In exchange for the passes, 372 00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:44,517 we will give you this bucket of candy. 373 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,551 - Well-- - Uh, uh! Don't say no. 374 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,724 We have a lot more. Just hear us out. 375 00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:53,344 - We'll give you this brand-new skateboard, 376 00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:55,482 remote-control racecar. 377 00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:58,103 - This state-of-the-art drone, 378 00:15:58,206 --> 00:15:59,034 a boomerang. 379 00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:01,068 - Well-- - Uh, we're not done! 380 00:16:02,206 --> 00:16:06,862 We'll also throw in this rubber poop. 381 00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:09,172 - Great for pranks. 382 00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:11,379 - And we saved the best for last-- 383 00:16:11,482 --> 00:16:14,241 one of my favorite video games, "Galactic Smackdown." 384 00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:16,758 It's for ages ten and up, and I know you're only eight, 385 00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,241 but it's worth the wait. 386 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,413 - So that's our offer. What do you say? 387 00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:23,413 - Deal! - Yes! 388 00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:24,655 - Yeah! 389 00:16:24,758 --> 00:16:26,103 - You know what's funny? 390 00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:28,827 I would have given you the passes for just the candy. 391 00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:33,103 - [chuckles] That is funny. 392 00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:35,827 - You mean we didn't have to give you all this other stuff? 393 00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:37,344 - No, but you did. 394 00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:38,862 Bye, suckers! 395 00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:42,241 - But--uh! 396 00:16:42,344 --> 00:16:44,103 - Make sure to bring back the wagon! 397 00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:47,275 He's not bringing back the wagon. 398 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,275 - STUART: The kid cleaned us out, 399 00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:53,620 but at least we got the passes, and just in time. 400 00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:55,862 - I know. Could you imagine if we hadn't? 401 00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,551 It would've been a disaster. 402 00:16:57,655 --> 00:16:59,724 We would've been in so much trouble. 403 00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:01,655 - Well, we don't have to worry about that, 404 00:17:01,758 --> 00:17:03,965 because the passes are right here. 405 00:17:04,068 --> 00:17:05,206 Where are the passes? 406 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:06,206 - ARTHUR: [oinks] 407 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:07,448 - BOTH: Arthur! 408 00:17:07,551 --> 00:17:08,758 - I'll go find Arthur. 409 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,689 How much time until you announce the raffle winner? 410 00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:12,206 - It's time to announce the raffle winner! 411 00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:13,965 - ♪ 412 00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:15,172 - BOTH: [groaning] 413 00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:17,689 - Arthur? Arthur? 414 00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:19,206 - [oinks] 415 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:21,862 - There you are! Where are the passes? 416 00:17:21,965 --> 00:17:23,344 Did you hide them in the couch? Yeah? 417 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,310 - [oinks] 418 00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:30,344 - Wait, why are you looking over there? 419 00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:31,413 Are the passes over there? 420 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,137 - [oinks] 421 00:17:33,241 --> 00:17:34,689 - Am I close? Am I getting warmer? 422 00:17:34,793 --> 00:17:35,827 - ARTHUR: [oinks] 423 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,517 - Warmer? Warmer? 424 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,724 Is that squeal a yes or a no? 425 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,344 Wait, why am I talking to a pig? 426 00:17:44,448 --> 00:17:45,896 Hold on. 427 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,413 Is that dirt on your nose? 428 00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:48,724 - [oinks] 429 00:17:48,827 --> 00:17:50,310 - Did you bury them? 430 00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:51,551 The cactus! 431 00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:55,344 Ow! Ow! 432 00:17:56,724 --> 00:17:58,862 - And I'd like to thank everyone who bought a ticket, 433 00:17:58,965 --> 00:18:01,068 either in person or through Ivy Cares. 434 00:18:01,172 --> 00:18:04,241 The people who gave money to someone to buy a ticket. 435 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,344 The bosses who paid the salary of the people 436 00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:08,965 who bought a ticket-- - Ivy, quit stalling! 437 00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:10,724 I've been spinning this forever. 438 00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:12,586 My arm is getting dizzy. 439 00:18:12,689 --> 00:18:14,793 - Just use your other arm. 440 00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:16,758 Anyway, where was I? 441 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:17,965 I can't remember. 442 00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:20,448 I'll just start from the top! 443 00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:22,413 - CROWD: [groaning] 444 00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:24,413 - Welcome, everyone. My name's Ivy-- 445 00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:27,206 - Nobody cares! 446 00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,896 Just get to the prizes already. 447 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,482 - CROWD: Yeah. 448 00:18:30,586 --> 00:18:32,172 - Okay, fine. 449 00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:35,241 Now it's time to announce our first runner-up prize-- 450 00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:38,620 an hour of legal advice provided my dad. 451 00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:41,137 And the winner is... 452 00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:45,241 53914. 453 00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:47,586 - Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho, that's me! 454 00:18:47,689 --> 00:18:49,000 That's me! 455 00:18:49,103 --> 00:18:50,689 [laughs] - Congrats, Clark. 456 00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:52,103 Anything you need legal advice on? 457 00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:54,344 - Well, am I talking to lawyer Lewis or my brother Lewis? 458 00:18:54,448 --> 00:18:55,551 - Your lawyer. 459 00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:57,310 - In that case, I have a situation at home. 460 00:18:57,413 --> 00:18:59,206 Someone keeps stealing my bagpipes 461 00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:02,379 and blaming it on a farm animal. What are my legal options? 462 00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:05,034 - Hour's up. 463 00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:10,482 - [oinks] 464 00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:12,310 - Wait, I feel something! 465 00:19:12,413 --> 00:19:13,689 I got them! Yes! 466 00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:16,137 Wait a second. 467 00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:18,827 These are the passes to Polkapalooza! 468 00:19:18,931 --> 00:19:20,103 - [oinks] 469 00:19:20,206 --> 00:19:21,586 - You hid these, too? 470 00:19:21,689 --> 00:19:24,689 - [oinks] 471 00:19:24,793 --> 00:19:26,172 - So now's the time when we-- 472 00:19:26,275 --> 00:19:28,172 - Announce the grand prize! 473 00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:29,344 - No! 474 00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:31,000 Read some comments from the people watching 475 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,517 on the livestream. 476 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:33,965 - CROWD: [groaning] 477 00:19:34,068 --> 00:19:37,068 - And the people watching on the livestream... 478 00:19:37,172 --> 00:19:39,034 really want me to announce the grand prize. 479 00:19:41,482 --> 00:19:43,724 Okay, so, I guess we're doing this. 480 00:19:43,827 --> 00:19:47,482 Uh, the winner of the VIP passes to Portlandpalooza, 481 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:51,517 which we promised and which we definitely have is number... 482 00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:52,896 - 537-- 483 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,448 - Hold on, Leaf! 484 00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:56,655 This is the grand prize. 485 00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:59,689 We need to build the anticipation. 486 00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:03,965 Fiiiiive... 487 00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:06,896 threeeee... 488 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,482 seveeeeen... 489 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:16,241 - ARTHUR: [oinks] 490 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,517 - Wait. 491 00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:19,551 I see something. 492 00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:20,931 It's the passes! 493 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,379 Come on. 494 00:20:23,482 --> 00:20:25,241 Almost... 495 00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:26,586 got... 496 00:20:26,689 --> 00:20:27,689 them. 497 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,241 Yes, got 'em! 498 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,103 Ow? 499 00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:41,034 - Twooooo... 500 00:20:41,137 --> 00:20:46,965 [gasps] ...ooooo! 501 00:20:47,068 --> 00:20:50,517 Okay, the last number is... 502 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,448 between zero and nine... 503 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:53,655 - CROWD: [groaning] 504 00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:57,724 - IVY: --and is not a seven, and is not a one. 505 00:20:57,827 --> 00:20:59,137 Did I say not seven? 506 00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,241 - Ivy, I got the passes! 507 00:21:03,344 --> 00:21:06,896 - IVY: Yes! The final number is eight. 508 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,206 The winning ticket is 53728. 509 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,241 - I have the winning ticket! 510 00:21:13,448 --> 00:21:17,103 Ha-ha! I won the passes...again! 511 00:21:17,206 --> 00:21:20,000 - BOTH: Seriously? 512 00:21:20,103 --> 00:21:21,517 - Later, clowns! 513 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:27,482 - Son, you got a little something on your back. 514 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,172 - Oh, I'm aware. 515 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:35,034 - I can't believe we actually pulled this off. 516 00:21:35,137 --> 00:21:36,689 - Oh, it was easy. 517 00:21:36,793 --> 00:21:39,689 I just drank anteater milk, swam in a smoothie, 518 00:21:39,793 --> 00:21:41,275 gave away a bunch of my stuff, 519 00:21:41,379 --> 00:21:43,724 and now I have a cactus on my back. 520 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:48,275 But next time, we should do a bake sale. 521 00:21:48,379 --> 00:21:51,482 - What matters most is we did a good thing. 522 00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:53,413 Leaf, show him the face. 523 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,206 - Thank you guys for everything. 524 00:21:58,310 --> 00:22:00,655 - We're really proud of you both. 525 00:22:00,758 --> 00:22:03,482 - Yeah, really proud. 526 00:22:03,586 --> 00:22:04,931 - Group hug. 527 00:22:05,034 --> 00:22:06,413 - Ow! - Ow! 528 00:22:06,517 --> 00:22:08,137 - ALL: Ow! 529 00:22:11,724 --> 00:22:13,275 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey 530 00:22:13,379 --> 00:22:19,379 ♪ 531 00:22:19,482 --> 00:22:20,758 ♪ Hey 532 00:22:20,862 --> 00:22:26,551 ♪ 533 00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:27,724 ♪ Hey 534 00:22:27,827 --> 00:22:34,000 ♪ 535 00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:37,965 ♪ Woo ♪ 36941

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