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[♪♪♪]
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WOMAN:
He didn't think you'd fall
for that line.
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Girl, I don't believe him.
Oh, he's a dog. Mm-hm.
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Tail-having, anything-that-moves-
humping-ass dog.
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[WOMAN LAUGHS]
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You need to kick him to the curb.
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Oh, no, no. Don't cry, Karen.
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Karen. Don't move, sweetie.
I'll be right there.
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[SIGHS]
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Men are so full of it.
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Give a brother a break,
treat him with trust,
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and he'll screw you around.
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Sorry I'm pissed off now,
but my best friend is having
man trouble.
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MAN [OVER INTERCOM]:
Miss Smith, Tracye Johnson's
on line 2.
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I'm in a meeting,
but I'll be there in an hour.
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Tracye. Another one of my
girlfriends. Man trouble too.
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Seems like every woman I know
has man trouble.
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Have you noticed around spring
men start to act up a bit?
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Mm-hm. They do.
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They don't act up in the winter.
They want that indoor activity.
Mm-hm.
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But as soon as the season breaks,
they show their asses.
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It's true. It happens every year
around spring, the breakup season.
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The time when women wear
miniskirts and skimpy clothes,
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letting their stuff hang out,
causing men to lose their mind.
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Spring is when I have to counsel
all my girlfriends
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on how to keep their no-good,
unable-to-say-no men in line.
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Amazing what a little
warm weather can do.
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Jason, sweetie,
clear my schedule for today.
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[CARL CARLTON'S
"SHE'S A BAD MAMA JAMA"
PLAYING]
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Oh, hello, yellow.
That's stunning, girl.
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Any emergencies, call my cell.
I always will.
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Nice.
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Men are so predictable.
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Hey, girl.
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Jason knows where to find me.
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Morning, Miss Smith.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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What is it about men
and big booties?
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Thanks, Jose.
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Like my house? Not bad
for a girl from Compton, huh?
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By the way, I'm Shanté Smith,
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senior ad executive
at Parker and Long.
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And if you haven't noticed,
I'm a sister.
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An educated, strong sister
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who knows where she's from
and where she's going.
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But let me ask you a question:
Why can't men act right? Hm?
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Don't they know that
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women would gladly give them
the respect they needed?
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But because they show their
asses, we gots to check them.
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Take my girlfriend Karen
for instance.
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She's been staying with me
for a few days.
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Hopeless case.
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MAN [ON TV]:
There's nothing to it if we don't.
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Forget about invitations.
Let's get married tonight!
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[SIGHS]
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See what I mean?
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Are you still in your p.j.'s?
Baby, it's 11:30.
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I know.
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You feeling better?
A little.
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Good. How about this? Bam!
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Oh! Chrysanthemums.
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Your favorite.
You know you're my girl.
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I got your back.
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What's the matter?
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Michael used to give me
chrysanthemums.
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I miss him.
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[CRYING]
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Oh, no. Now, come here.
Come here.
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This really saddens me.
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Karen's a top executive
at a big engineering firm.
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Michael! Oh, Lord Jesus.
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SHANTÉ:
The youngest executive
in the company.
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Black, white, male, female,
she's the youngest.
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Strong, sharp, very impressive.
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One day after lunch,
she meets this
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scary-curl, Uncle Tom-looking,
bucktooth brother.
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KAREN: So can you fix my car?
Shit, I can fix anything.
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She cut his hair,
even straightened out his teeth.
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You need anything else fixed up?
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She's a down sister.
She'll work with a brother.
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Mike.
Big Mike.
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Big Mike?
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What's your name?
Karen.
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Yes.
Damn, you beautiful.
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You make a brother wanna
sing to you.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, Karen ♪
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♪ I want you ♪♪
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Brother was looking good.
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He treated her like a queen.
She gave him everything.
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He was where he should be:
Begging her to...
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Marry me.
Really?
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Really. Marry me.
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Everything was fine.
Peachy-keen.
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Then one day, he saw a mirror.
Trouble.
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He started thinking, "Hey..."
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Looking kind of good.
Come on.
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Next thing you know
he's acting up.
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Acting like he's running things.
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He moved in,
the flowers stopped coming.
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He started to show his ass.
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Though he's not cheating,
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it's been two years,
and he hasn't mentioned marriage.
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Suddenly, he's afraid
of commitment,
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giving her that old line.
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I've been hurt,
so I'm careful with my heart.
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Please.
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He was broke, with a Jheri-curl
and crooked teeth.
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Look. Can I get another beer?
Yeah.
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She's got choices.
You know what I told her to do.
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Right.
Kick him to the curb.
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It is time to move on, Karen.
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Time to find a new man,
learn how to cook.
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I can cook.
You can microwave.
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Shanté.
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It's time to learn
a bit about sports too.
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The way to a man's heart is through
stomach and sports. Not your wallet.
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All I tried to do
was fix him up a little.
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I know.
Now, no more Michael. Eat.
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A man is like a stray dog.
You feed a stray dog one day
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and if he comes back,
you got him hooked.
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Plus, a man's loving
is better on a full stomach.
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When's the last time you showered?
Ooh.
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Tracye's situation is different.
Her man? Definitely cheating on her.
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A sure sign of that is the constant
roaming eyes.
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Then he says:
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Come on. I'm just looking.
Nothing wrong with just looking.
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Then comes that line:
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I'm a man, ain't I?
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No, you're a dog.
You know what I told her to do?
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Check him.
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Finally, there's Diedre.
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Two words describe Diedre:
Ghetto fabulous.
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Her man, double negative.
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He has no job and no money,
talking about...
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Baby, lend me a C-note.
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Hell no!
Come on, baby.
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You know I love you, girl.
No! I'm sick about that shit now. No!
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SHANTÉ:
Somebody please tell her
what she should do.
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That's right.
Kick his broke ass to the curb.
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Miss Smith. How are you?
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Fine, Cynthia.
Is Keith in his meeting?
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I'll let him know that you're here.
Thanks.
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Mr. Fenton, Miss Smith is here
to see you. I will send her in.
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He's just finishing.
You can go in.
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Thanks, Cynthia.
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Is everybody clear
what our agenda is?
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Absolutely.
Let's reconvene about 4:00?
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This is a big deal, let's not
leave anything to chance.
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[MISSY ELLIOTT FEATURING
DA BRAT'S "SOCK IT 2 ME"
PLAYING]
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Me? I don't have
a problem with my man.
He behaves very well.
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Hey, baby.
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Damn!
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Don't be alarmed.
Keith's my man. Oh!
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This ain't none of your business.
I'll be back.
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[SIGHS]
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Nothing like love
in the afternoon.
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You may be surprised I just did
a little freaky drive-by.
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But let me explain something.
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Keith is my man
and has been for a while.
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[COMMON'S "THE LIGHT"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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It was a typical night out for us.
We were looking good
and acting bad.
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There were lots of
good-looking men.
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Then he looked at me.
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And for a second,
everyone in the place disappeared.
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He was fine.
But there was something else.
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That something that makes
your head light.
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KEITH: Excuse me.
Yes.
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I'm gonna ask you
some questions.
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Ooh. Questions?
Yeah, questions. All right.
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If I'm right, all answers
to these questions will be yes.
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You think so?
I think so.
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Well, let's see.
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Do you like chocolate?
Yes.
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Yes.
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Do you think I find you attractive?
Yeah.
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If I were to kiss you right now,
would you slap me?
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Yes.
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Don't you find me attractive?
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Yes.
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You look all right.
I'm all right?
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Would you like to dance?
Yes.
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Excuse me.
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So you see? Keith is special.
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You don't do that for everybody.
Just your man.
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If you forget everything,
remember this:
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Men want a woman in public
and a freak in private.
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If you disagree with that,
then you don't know.
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You better ask somebody.
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[SNIFFING]
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[♪♪♪]
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Dog.
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Keith!
What? What?
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What are you doing in here?
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Open up the window,
stuff flew all over my desk.
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You opened the window?
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Hey. You hit it, didn't you?
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Oh, you's a dog!
I ain't say I hit it.
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I don't think I said that.
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You got the look in your eyes.
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Yeah, but I will say this.
Mm-hm.
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There's nothing you can
ever say to make me leave
that woman of mine.
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She do got a fat ass.
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Did you smack it?
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[BIG TYMERS' "#1 STUNNA"
PLAYING]
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Conny Spalding.
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Vice president of marketing
and a bona fide ho. Hey, Conny!
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Hey, how you been?
Fine. Where you headed?
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To see your man. Is he there?
He's there.
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Let me go holler at that Negro.
Okay. Bye, sweetie.
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Bitch.
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Every girl's got a bit of ho in them,
but Conny's different.
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She's a do-whatever-it-takes-
to-get-your-man
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kind of ho.
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I don't know how she got that job.
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But after she got hired, her boss
got a divorce. You make the call.
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I'm here to see Keith.
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Why am I not afraid of her
hanging around him?
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I trust him.
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I'll see him for dinner. He knows
what he's got. That's my man.
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Oh, did I mention
how accomplished he is?
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[♪♪♪]
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Gotta love that man.
Ooh.
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Time to see Tracye. It's spring.
She'll be fighting with her man.
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Who are you messing with?
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I won't get mad or yell.
Just tell me who you're
messing with.
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Because I know you
messing with somebody.
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So who's the bitch
that you messing with?
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What are you talking about?
I only mess with you.
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You's a liar.
I ain't lying.
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You's a liar.
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Because you smelled some perfume
on me the other day?
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I hugged my mother.
Her perfume must've got on me.
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I know you're lying, Dwain.
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I know because I found these
drawers underneath the couch!
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So who do they belong to?
They damn sure ain't mine.
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That's right.
Sit down and think up a good lie.
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I wanna see how you'll
get out of this one.
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If you're not sure your man
is cheating, this is what you do.
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Plant underwear at his house.
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Too big or too small,
so it's clear they're not yours.
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Pull them out in front of him
and see what he has to say.
242
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:56,705
[♪♪♪]
243
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,207
Tracye, that's your problem.
You're too jealous.
244
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,960
Who do the underwear belong to?!
245
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,047
DWAIN: I'll tell you.
Go ahead and tell me!
246
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:09,092
Relax, okay?
The underwear belong to
247
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:10,636
my sister.
248
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,387
Your sister.
249
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,224
Her machine broke.
She came to wash her clothes
250
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,101
and left them over here.
251
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:22,648
Matter of fact, she called me
about them. Let me see.
252
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,568
With the glitter. That's them.
253
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,613
That's them? You sure?
Yeah.
254
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,242
What?
255
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,163
TRACYE:
Liar! I'm sick of your lying ass!
256
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:41,208
You ain't nothing but a liar!
257
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,794
Damn, they're loud.
258
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,379
Good Lord.
259
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:50,342
Why must black people cause ruckus
in a white man's building?
260
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,428
I hate that I had to say that.
261
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:58,392
But admit it, minorities do seem
to get louder than white folks.
262
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:02,104
TRACYE: Stupid-ass motherfucker!
DWAIN: Stop yelling! Shit!
263
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,022
People are outside.
264
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,650
TRACYE:
I'm so sick of your lying ass!
265
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,777
How you gonna talk about
your sister...
266
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,028
Trace?
267
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,072
Where you been today?
SHANTÉ: Tracye?
268
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,116
What's up, Dwain?
269
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,619
Stop. I ain't playing with you.
270
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:22,165
I ain't playing either!
Bitch. Excuse us.
271
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,292
Get ahold of that. Relax.
272
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,627
Let me ask you.
273
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:29,965
Why do men let women come over
their house and break shit?
274
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,717
That don't make sense.
275
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,720
When you do your dirt,
go over her house
276
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:39,349
so when she gets mad,
she can bust up all of her shit.
277
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:45,689
That's it. I'm through with you.
It's over. I'm going home.
278
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,065
Let's go.
279
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,443
I'm sick of you anyway.
280
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,361
I'm sick of you!
Just get out.
281
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,905
Don't you tell me what to do.
282
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,658
DWAIN:
Where you going? Get back in here.
283
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,745
TRACYE: Son of a bitch!
Tracye?
284
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,996
[SHATTERS]
285
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,831
DWAIN:
My mother bought me that vase.
286
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,834
I'll catch you later. Okay?
287
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:10,672
I'm coming.
I just got some shit I got to handle.
288
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:15,135
Now we can go.
289
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:19,181
No, you gonna pay for that.
I ain't paying for shit.
290
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,142
I bet you'll pay for that.
I won't.
291
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,352
Lord have mercy.
DWAIN: You're gonna pay.
292
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:27,355
I ain't paying.
I'll take the jacket.
293
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,567
Give it back.
You gonna take it? Stop.
294
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:34,196
Before a man cheats on you,
there are signs.
295
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,363
I was working late.
296
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,823
[♪♪♪]
297
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:40,035
What's wrong with a brother
buying some new underwear?
298
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,871
I mean, yeah,
I wear Fruit of the Looms,
299
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,499
but I wanna try Calvin Kleins.
300
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,084
I was working late.
My ring?
301
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:52,380
It's right here.
It was itching my finger.
302
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:56,176
I was working late.
I know I ain't worked out in years.
303
00:18:56,385 --> 00:19:00,263
But I'm trying to get back
into shape for you.
304
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,058
The number 1 excuse
of a cheater is:
305
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,351
I was working late.
306
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,896
That's right.
"I was working late."
307
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,564
[SCOFFS]
308
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,818
DIEDRE: There you go.
TRACYE: Ready to go, Shanté?
309
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,612
I can't. I gotta do dinner
with Keith.
310
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,072
Oh, Keith.
Oh, Keith.
311
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,490
Don't hate.
I'm not.
312
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:22,035
Let's go. A sister trying
to get something to eat.
313
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,663
You can't have a drink?
No, I'm hungry.
314
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:28,750
Two things you don't mess with:
My man and my food.
315
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,794
Either one, I have to cut you.
316
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,045
[ALL LAUGHING]
317
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,255
That's ghetto.
318
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,216
Yes, honey.
Ghetto fabulous and proud.
319
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,425
Ooh.
320
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,762
I heard about
you redecorating
Dwain's apartment.
321
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,889
Yes, with a baseball bat.
322
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:47,435
Jacked all his shit up.
That's what he get for lying.
323
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,312
At least he got a job.
324
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:53,859
He better than my sorry-ass man.
Know what I don't understand?
325
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:58,405
How a man can have a mouthful
of gold teeth and be broke.
326
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:02,450
I don't get that shit.
Grill just loaded. A grand.
327
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:08,248
Michael has great teeth.
He should for what they cost you.
328
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,293
Don't start.
They did set you back a bit.
329
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,628
I don't know what you saw in him.
330
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,965
Get out of here!
331
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:21,678
That's what she saw.
That'll do it every time.
332
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:24,764
And was sprung. Okay? Sprung.
333
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:28,226
The brother knows how
to handle his business.
334
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,644
That's important.
335
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:34,274
I can testify to that.
I'll tell you, Tyrone may be broke,
336
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:39,321
and have a mouthful of gold,
but he's a pipe-laying fool.
337
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:43,742
My baby can lay the pipe.
Oh! Oh!
338
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:48,204
Shanté, what about Keith
with his fine self?
339
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,041
He's a professional man too.
Yummy.
340
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,627
A lawyer.
Treats her like a queen.
341
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,670
Baby got big feet.
342
00:20:56,797 --> 00:21:01,009
I'm sorry for noticing his feet.
He can hang a suit too.
343
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,720
[JOAN KNIGHT'S "MR. BIG STUFF"
PLAYING]
344
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,806
[SINGING "MR. BIG STUFF"]
345
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:14,981
Go ahead, Diedre.
346
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:23,365
[WOMEN YELLING
AND CHEERING]
347
00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:32,916
There she go.
348
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,856
[PHONE RINGING]
349
00:21:57,024 --> 00:22:00,193
Get the phone. That's my baby.
350
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:03,571
Hello?
Shake that ass.
351
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,534
Shanté?
That was Keith.
352
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:11,788
He said he can't do dinner.
He's working late.
Work it out.
353
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,792
He's working late?
354
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:20,088
[YASMEEN SULEIMAN'S
"POPPIN' UP" PLAYING]
355
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,427
DEIDRE:
I don't know why
we had to come here.
356
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,096
Shanté likes to clear
her head here.
357
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:31,182
How do you
know everything
she says is true?
358
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:35,061
Because nobody knows more
about men than Shanté.
359
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,438
She's right.
360
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,565
Sorry, ladies.
361
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,985
Tell Miss Thing who has
the 411 on the fellas?
362
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:44,779
I don't wanna toot my own horn,
but beep.
363
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:50,368
She didn't say yes.
She didn't say no.
364
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:51,953
Will you two quit it?
365
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:56,166
When I have a problem,
I call Shanté.
She keeps it real.
366
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:59,127
Ladies, can I get some
on keeping it real?
367
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,879
ALL:
Keeping it real!
368
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:05,925
Shanté.
369
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,679
Isn't that Keith on the dance floor?
370
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:14,184
I thought you said
he's working late.
371
00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:18,772
Damn, girl.
What you gonna do?
372
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,150
Go over and say hey.
I'll be right back.
373
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,152
ALL:
Hey?
374
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:28,198
Lying, no-good son of a bitch!
375
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,117
I can't believe he lied to me.
376
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:35,872
What kind of bull is that?
No, she'll handle business.
377
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:40,627
Get it together, Shanté.
Get it together. Get it together.
378
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,715
[♪♪♪]
379
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:48,176
Okay, this is where the rules begin.
380
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,679
If you find yourself
in a situation like this:
381
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,849
Rule no. 1: Never panic.
382
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:56,643
Stay cool.
383
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,521
Act like it doesn't bother
you one bit
384
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,815
and address the issue head-on.
385
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:07,320
[CHICO & COOLWADDA'S
"GODZILLA LIKE"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
386
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:12,867
Hey, Keith.
I thought that was you.
What's up?
387
00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:15,203
Shanté, look, this is...
388
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:18,373
I'm Shanté. I'm sorry.
Is that DKNY?
389
00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:21,543
Yes, it sure is.
Girl, cute outfit.
390
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,420
Nice to see you, Keith.
Talk to you soon.
391
00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:27,257
She was nice. Who's she?
392
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,843
Don't cause a scene. Don't go off.
393
00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:34,848
Less is always best. Right now
he doesn't know what to think.
394
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,891
Let's get our stuff
and go.
395
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:40,061
We haven't eaten yet.
The food's not good.
396
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:43,189
What did you say? He's leaving.
I said hey.
397
00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:44,566
Why do men do that shit?
398
00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:47,986
I'll slap him and that little ho
he was with.
399
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:50,155
She's not a ho.
She's a hooker.
400
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:52,991
She works with him.
They had a drink.
401
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,285
You allow him to go out?
402
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:59,205
You have to have trust.
Exactly.
403
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:02,876
I have reached a new level
of respect for you.
404
00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:06,004
See what I mean?
My girl got skills.
405
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:07,213
I see.
406
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:11,926
So I lied. Like you ain't never
lied to your friends before.
407
00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:16,556
Rule no. 2: Never let
your girlfriends know
the whole situation.
408
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:20,435
They'll give you bad advice
and ruin your confidence.
409
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,270
And confidence is key.
410
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,940
MAN: Ready to order?
I'll have spaghetti Parmesan
411
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:29,736
with olives, basil
and sun-dried tomatoes.
412
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:35,325
When you're in a spot,
your friends are watching.
Show no emotion.
413
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:39,245
If you panic,
your girlfriends will panic.
414
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:44,250
MAN: Anything to drink?
A martini. Shaken not stirred.
415
00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:45,460
[♪♪♪]
416
00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:48,129
Smith. Shanté Smith.
417
00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:51,424
Nothing happened. I was hungry.
418
00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:54,385
She asked me join her.
That's it.
419
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:58,556
Nonsense, Keith.
That's the truth.
420
00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:03,478
You took this woman to a club
and didn't want a hit?
421
00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:07,398
Correction, she invited me.
I didn't wanna hit.
422
00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:11,110
Semantics, dog.
That is Shanté's favorite spot.
423
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,781
How would I take a girl
I wanna hit to her spot?
424
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:16,616
Hold on one second, dog.
425
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:23,164
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury, I intend to prove
426
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:28,336
that Keith Fenton has perjured
himself in the court of law.
427
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,963
Brother, sit down.
428
00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:32,465
May I approach the witness,
Your Honor?
429
00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:36,678
May I treat the witness
as a hostile witness?
430
00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:41,015
Thank you.
Keith, I'm a tad bit confused.
431
00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:44,185
Maybe you can help me
understand.
432
00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:49,357
You took this 26-year-old
supple-breasted,
433
00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:55,238
tight-assed, skin so smooth
it look like buttermilk
434
00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:59,826
to a secluded restaurant
and danced with that.
435
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:03,329
Then when you got caught,
you acted guilty! Why?
436
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,665
You wanted to hit it.
No.
437
00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:08,835
You wanted to hit it.
I did not wanna hit it.
438
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:12,672
You wanted to bend it up in her,
to tap that ass!
439
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,383
Down in your loins!
All right.
440
00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:17,677
You lusted for her!
Okay!
441
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:22,557
Maybe a bit I lusted for her.
She fine.
442
00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:25,351
Good, now we getting somewhere.
443
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,896
See, Keith, you're guilty, dog.
444
00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:32,608
Guilty of lust.
445
00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:34,944
All right?
Okay.
446
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,487
You wanted to hit it.
447
00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:40,033
Whatever you say.
What do we do right now?
448
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,660
[♪♪♪]
449
00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:50,752
We wait.
This boy's just ignorant.
450
00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:54,881
Who's taking me home?
I got you.
451
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,799
DIEDRE:
You don't give no gas money.
452
00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:57,967
Shut up!
453
00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,136
It's true.
See you guys later.
454
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:02,597
All right. Y'all be careful.
455
00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:06,809
[♪♪♪]
456
00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:09,771
Okay. The girls are gone.
457
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:13,232
Now it's time to implement
the 10-day program.
458
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,487
Now pay attention,
it's gonna go fast.
459
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:20,990
First thing you do:
Check your answering machine.
460
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:22,784
If he hasn't called yet,
461
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:26,579
he just hasn't figured out
an approach.
462
00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:31,626
Cardinal rule no. 1: Do not call him.
463
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,253
Whoever calls first loses ground.
464
00:28:34,797 --> 00:28:37,799
She hasn't called.
How come she ain't calling?
465
00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:39,133
She's playing it cool.
466
00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:41,969
How can she play it cool
at a time like this?
467
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,429
Look here, dog.
468
00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:47,934
She calls, she gives you
the upper hand. She don't want that.
469
00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:53,147
Go on. Make the call.
No, then I'll lose ground.
470
00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:57,443
You won't. Technically
you're the one that messed up.
471
00:28:57,653 --> 00:29:00,238
The person who messes up
calls first.
472
00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:05,410
That's the rules. You can call today
or be a player and call tomorrow.
473
00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:08,121
That way she's had time
to calm down.
474
00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:11,666
Right. And then when I do call,
475
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,127
she'll know
I know I was wrong.
476
00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:17,672
And that I cared enough
to be that vulnerable.
477
00:29:18,132 --> 00:29:20,633
You're right,
women love that shit.
478
00:29:20,843 --> 00:29:23,261
Vulnerability's
the big dick of emotions.
479
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,972
They like the big dick.
They do.
480
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,599
[♪♪♪]
481
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,644
Hm.
482
00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:33,646
He didn't call tonight.
483
00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:37,859
I didn't think it would
happen this way.
484
00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:42,321
Or that my life'd be the example
for today's lesson.
485
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:44,323
Anyways,
486
00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:46,534
y'all ready?
487
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:49,996
Here it goes. Day one.
488
00:29:50,164 --> 00:29:52,832
[♪♪♪]
489
00:29:56,503 --> 00:30:00,715
He'll call, unless he's a fool.
If he is, you don't want him.
490
00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:03,551
If he's a good man,
you'll get a call.
491
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:04,719
[PHONE RINGS]
492
00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:06,429
Miss Smith's office.
493
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:11,684
Oh, hi, Mr. Fenton.
Can you hold on?
I'll see if she is available.
494
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:17,106
Guess what. Miss Smith,
I have Keith on line one.
495
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:18,983
Never take the first call.
496
00:30:19,193 --> 00:30:22,945
Everything must be done
on your time. Make him wait.
497
00:30:23,197 --> 00:30:28,159
Tell him I just got out of a meeting
and to call back in 10 minutes.
498
00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:34,290
She told me to call back.
Ah, don't even worry about that.
499
00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:38,753
She stalling for time. She disheveled.
She don't know what to do.
500
00:30:38,921 --> 00:30:44,217
Mm-hm. Okay, 10 minutes.
Play the game with her, you know?
501
00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:47,136
Does the back of my neck
look like this?
502
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:52,517
It's now nine minutes.
If he's late, be in another meeting.
503
00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:57,480
JASON [OVER INTERCOM]:
Miss Smith, Keith on line one.
504
00:31:01,652 --> 00:31:03,319
Hello?
505
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,238
Fine.
506
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:10,117
Discuss nothing over the phone.
Be brief. Your job is to just listen.
507
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:13,621
Now, remember, dog.
Don't rush in. Take your time.
508
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,540
I got this, bro.
509
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:21,128
So how's your day been so far?
510
00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,005
Fine.
511
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:25,967
If he takes time
to feel you out, rush him.
512
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:30,054
So how's that new...
I got a client coming.
513
00:31:30,264 --> 00:31:32,807
Why don't we meet tonight
at the bistro?
514
00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:35,601
Okay, but...
The client's coming in.
515
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:39,939
Tonight, 7:30, the bistro.
No, wait, hold on. I just...
516
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,652
She rushed me off the phone.
517
00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:47,113
Mm-hm.
518
00:31:47,281 --> 00:31:49,115
She rushed me off the phone.
519
00:31:49,783 --> 00:31:52,910
You know what?
I think she did that deliberately.
520
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,662
Did she set a date?
521
00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:57,540
How'd you know?
That's the mack move.
522
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:02,503
That's definitely the mack move.
Mack move.
523
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:04,338
That lets me know one thing.
What?
524
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:06,173
She ain't no amateur.
525
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,510
Yeah, well, neither am I.
526
00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:12,680
[♪♪♪]
527
00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:19,604
Thank you.
Sure.
528
00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:22,857
Arrive 15 minutes late.
Keep him waiting.
529
00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:26,694
Waiting builds anxiety,
and that's a good thing.
530
00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:32,408
Remember:
Your objective is to listen.
531
00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:36,495
Be polite and charming.
This confuses them.
532
00:32:36,747 --> 00:32:38,873
Hey, Keith.
Hey.
533
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:45,880
Hey, hey, hey.
Calm down, man. Look, let me
ask you something first.
534
00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:49,383
Was she talking a lot?
If she was, she's covering.
535
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:52,219
No, she didn't.
She was talking, right?
536
00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:55,973
Yeah. She seemed normal.
If that's talking, yes.
537
00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:57,725
She seemed normal?
Yeah, she did.
538
00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:01,854
She got an angle.
Do this: Admit you're wrong.
539
00:33:02,064 --> 00:33:04,523
Let's see what she's got.
You sure?
540
00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:06,776
Have I steered you wrong?
Yeah.
541
00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:09,695
One time,
but you got your hair back.
542
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:14,825
All right, Shanté, I was wrong.
I shouldn't have been with Julie.
543
00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:18,287
But we were working late,
I got hungry,
544
00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:22,083
she asked me if I wanted
to go eat, and I was...
545
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:27,088
It doesn't matter what his ass says.
He should've known better.
546
00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:32,218
But now that he's offered
some form of an explanation,
547
00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:35,346
you step to the plate, girl.
Be a woman.
548
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:38,182
Do the right thing.
Gut-punch that ass.
549
00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:42,436
After two drinks we were dancing,
and that's when you came in.
550
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:47,274
Keith, it's okay.
You don't need to explain.
I understand.
551
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,610
Cool. All right. Good.
552
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:55,157
You know what?
I think we need some time apart.
553
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,452
See what else is out there.
Test the waters.
554
00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:01,288
"Test the waters"?!
What the hell?
555
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:04,208
Keith, calm down, bro.
I am calm!
556
00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:08,045
You getting swollen up in the chest.
Sit down, relax.
557
00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:10,214
Test the waters?
558
00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:14,176
I don't want you to feel restricted.
Restricted?
559
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:19,140
And lately, I've been feeling
a little trapped myself,
560
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,100
so maybe it's the best thing.
561
00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:22,727
Is that cool with you?
562
00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:26,731
Yeah, I was gonna suggest
the same thing. Cool.
563
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:32,194
Good. Waiter, check, please.
Would you like me
to take care of this?
564
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,863
No, I'll pick this one up.
565
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,573
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
566
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:40,995
Thanks for dinner.
Yeah.
567
00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:47,293
Rule no. 3: Break up with him
before he breaks up with you.
568
00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:51,130
Whoever breaks up with
the person first wins.
569
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,340
KEITH:
She broke up with me.
570
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:55,468
See, that's interesting.
571
00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:59,513
She sat there and let me
humiliate myself
572
00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:03,350
by making me go through
how sorry I was.
573
00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:07,354
Then she broke up with me.
I should've made her pay.
574
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:09,023
[♪♪♪]
575
00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:11,025
She offered to pay?
Why?
576
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:15,529
She's good.
Because she picked up a check?
577
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:19,116
No, it's about a
psychological advantage.
578
00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:21,869
But I paid, bro.
Ah! But she offered.
579
00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:25,039
She has before.
But never after breaking up.
580
00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:30,211
Look, in order to grasp this,
you got to think like them,
581
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,421
to read between the lines.
582
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:36,550
You got to ask yourself,
"When she offered to pay
583
00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:40,721
did she want to come up
out of the pocket?" Think about it.
584
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:44,642
On a date, what woman
wants to pay for the meal?
585
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,562
None! Zero. I'm 29 years old.
586
00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:51,774
I haven't met a woman who does.
587
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:55,569
So you can safely conclude
this is not about the money.
588
00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:57,446
So, what is this about?
589
00:35:57,656 --> 00:36:02,576
She wants you to know she could
come out of pocket if she wanted to.
590
00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:07,498
This is a demonstration
of her independence to you.
591
00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:12,002
She's trying to tell you
that you can't do nothing for her.
592
00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:13,879
You can't even buy
her damn dinner!
593
00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,756
Ha-ha!
594
00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:19,009
She'd starve before
you come out the pocket.
595
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:23,597
That's deep. That's some really
deep shit right there.
596
00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,559
Now we know his crime.
597
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:29,603
He went out to dinner
with a coworker
598
00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:31,605
after working late,
599
00:36:32,274 --> 00:36:37,236
had dinner, did a little dancing,
got caught
600
00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:39,446
and now he feels bad.
601
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,949
Actually, that's not too bad.
602
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:44,577
However,
603
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:49,623
if your case is worse,
determine if you want
your man back.
604
00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:53,460
If you don't, to hell with him.
Keep on stepping.
605
00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:56,297
But if you want him back,
punish him.
606
00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:58,299
Cardinal rule no. 2:
607
00:36:58,508 --> 00:37:02,261
When your man messes up,
no matter how small it is,
608
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:06,140
you gots to punish him.
Punish him hard.
609
00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:07,725
Day two.
610
00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:10,936
What you all think?
611
00:37:11,855 --> 00:37:13,063
ALL:
Mmm...
612
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,273
Prommy.
613
00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:16,859
Yeah, too prommy.
No, too prommy.
614
00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:18,777
Hated it.
Yeah.
615
00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:23,157
All right, okay. What we thinking?
616
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:25,492
Better.
617
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:28,287
You need something
with a little green.
618
00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,497
Like a money-green.
619
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:32,583
And spandex.
Karen.
620
00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:35,669
She know I'm playing with her.
Stop it.
621
00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:39,506
All right. What about this one?
Better.
622
00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:42,176
What? Now, see, this is a size 12.
623
00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:46,972
Why did you bring me
in this skinny-ass store?
624
00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:50,643
SHANTÉ: What you gonna do?
Bow! You see that there?
625
00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:54,521
I'll sew them together,
and pack all this up in there.
626
00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:57,024
This the front, this the back.
627
00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,317
SHANTÉ:
Work it.
628
00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,903
I'm big, beautiful and loving it.
629
00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:07,034
Day two and three for you
are a breeze. For him, it's hell.
630
00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:09,453
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
631
00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:12,665
[♪♪♪]
632
00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:17,836
TONY:
Keith! Are you watching the game?
633
00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:26,053
MAN [ON TV]:
I'm hearing, and what God says is,
634
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:28,389
"When I show you the truth..."
635
00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:34,728
If I stay out late Saturday, I attend
church via TV Sunday morning.
I keep up with my religion.
636
00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:36,021
[PHONE RINGING]
637
00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:39,650
SHANTÉ [ON RECORDING]:
What up? This is Shanté.
At the beep, do your thing.
638
00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:40,818
[BEEPS]
639
00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:43,570
KEITH:
This is Keith.
I called you yesterday.
640
00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:47,241
You didn't return my call.
If you're there, pick up.
641
00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:50,035
If you're there, pick up.
642
00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:53,038
Cool. Call me when you get in.
643
00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:56,250
In love and war,
maintain military silence.
644
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:59,670
Don't speak or consort with
the enemy. Silence is golden.
645
00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:00,963
[PHONE RINGING]
646
00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:03,215
You can do more with silence
than speaking.
647
00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:06,885
What up? This is Shanté.
At the beep, do your thing.
648
00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:08,053
[BEEPS]
649
00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:11,724
KEITH:
I'm picking up some tickets
to the Lauryn Hill concert.
650
00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:14,476
So just let me know
if you wanna go.
651
00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:19,106
See? He think he's slick.
You know I love Lauryn Hill.
652
00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:22,484
That's okay.
I'm going to church anyway.
653
00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:26,739
Like Mama said, better to get
there late than not at all.
654
00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:29,950
Lauryn Hill. No, you didn't.
655
00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:37,166
No, I can't call. I'm not gonna call.
Called twice already.
656
00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:38,959
Can't be desperate.
657
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,754
Okay. Oh, no.
658
00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:44,298
Okay, all right. No.
659
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:48,385
[CHOIR SINGING
"STANDING IN THE NEED"]
660
00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:04,902
[SINGING
"STANDING IN THE NEED"]
661
00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,326
[GRUNTING]
662
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,835
[DOORBELL RINGS]
663
00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,878
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
664
00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,430
Aww. It's you, man.
665
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:20,894
Who else are you expecting, dog?
Come on, you're not even ready.
666
00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:26,108
I forgot I had these briefs
to prepare, so I can't make it today.
667
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:30,070
You're not thinking about Shanté?
Come on, man. No, man.
668
00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:33,407
Keith.
I'm not thinking about that girl.
669
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:37,244
All right. I see you later, man.
670
00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:39,955
Tell them I'm sorry
I couldn't make it.
671
00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:42,708
I'm about to be Tiger Woods.
672
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,586
SHANTÉ:
He's still playing it cool.
673
00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:49,381
He's upset,
but he has things under control.
674
00:41:49,591 --> 00:41:51,675
His ego won't let him go far.
675
00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:55,554
So, what do you do?
You break him. Push his buttons.
676
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:58,807
To do this, you need a PR agent
and a flunky.
677
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:01,810
Okay, who's the PR agent,
and who's the flunky?
678
00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:03,187
Hey, sister, how you...?
679
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:06,273
Hey, Trent.
Shanté.
680
00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:08,317
How you doing?
Good.
681
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:11,445
Oh, my brother. My brother.
682
00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:14,031
Good to see you.
What's all this?
683
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,950
Your PR agent should be
watching you.
684
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,120
He must be a friend of your man's.
685
00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:25,167
Don't do anything sleazy.
Just be a little too friendly.
686
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:28,795
You do this by holding your
flunky too long
687
00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:31,048
and hugging him too tight.
688
00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:33,967
Damn! That sure was
one hell of a hug.
689
00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:36,803
I'm just happy to see
a Christian brother.
690
00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:40,641
It's good to see you.
I can't wait to holler out.
691
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:41,934
Have a blessed week.
692
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,518
I sure will.
My brother.
693
00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,312
Bless on, baby.
Bless.
694
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:49,983
Contrary to popular belief,
men are big gossipers too.
695
00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:54,488
They love to talk about something
they done seen or know.
696
00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:57,324
You won't believe what
we saw at church.
697
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:58,742
What y'all see?
698
00:42:58,952 --> 00:43:01,078
Trent and Shanté was
all hugged up.
699
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,165
Keith's Shanté?
Hell, yeah.
700
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:08,961
What are you talking about?
I know what I saw.
701
00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:12,965
They was basically grinding up
in the lobby. Tight.
702
00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:14,800
That was just a Christian hug.
703
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:20,097
Sometime she just feels the spirit,
and she wanna spread the word.
704
00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:24,476
"Christian hug," my ass.
I know what a Christian hug is.
705
00:43:24,686 --> 00:43:28,438
When girls give you a little hug
with their asses out
706
00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:32,859
so you got that space in case
you get a little excited.
707
00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:37,114
You don't want them to feel
your man-man in church.
708
00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:40,617
But there was no gap.
They was hugged up tight.
709
00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:44,037
Why she hugged up on him
like that anyway
710
00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:46,290
knowing he's the major player?
711
00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:51,420
Trent's a player? He go to church.
All the players go to church.
712
00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:54,881
Why? Because all the freaks
go to church.
713
00:43:55,091 --> 00:43:58,218
I ain't lying. Patrick, am I lying?
Am I lying?
714
00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:02,889
Go to a club Saturday night.
Go to church Sunday morning.
715
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:07,894
I guarantee you the same ho's
you see on the dance floor,
716
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:10,105
you see Sunday morning
singing in the choir.
717
00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:11,523
[SINGS]
718
00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:14,693
That's real.
You got the deaconess,
719
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,446
you got the usher board.
Please!
720
00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:20,574
Why wouldn't a player
hang out in church?
721
00:44:21,034 --> 00:44:24,703
Club on Saturday,
how much is it to get in?
722
00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:27,080
Fifteen dollars.
Fifteen dollars.
723
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:29,541
You go to church Sunday,
how much?
724
00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:31,793
Nigga, that shit is free!
725
00:44:33,463 --> 00:44:37,632
Trust me, bro. A whole gang
of players be going to church.
726
00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:40,802
You might be right.
I'm right.
727
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:44,931
Tell you right now,
Trent fixing to wax that ass.
728
00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:50,103
When you're gossiped about,
there's always backlash involved.
729
00:44:50,313 --> 00:44:52,356
But trust me,
the tradeoff is worth it.
730
00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,191
[CAMEO'S "SHAKE YOUR PANTS"
PLAYING]
731
00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:56,860
Shanté, pick up. It's Keith.
Give me a call, okay?
732
00:44:57,070 --> 00:45:00,322
You're still not in,
so just give me a call.
733
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,282
It's me again.
734
00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:06,745
I've called you eight times.
I don't know where you are.
735
00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:12,125
Where you at? Where you be?
What's up? It's me again. It's 6:00.
736
00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:16,380
Yeah, yeah, 6:00.
Just waiting for your call.
737
00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:20,467
I know you're not still in church,
so give me a call.
738
00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:22,260
Yeah, yeah, it's 6:00.
739
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:26,139
This is the last time
I'm calling your ass. Peace.
740
00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:28,767
What does she think
this is? Please.
741
00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:31,103
Okay, I decided to call you back.
742
00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:35,774
Don't know where you are.
Just call me, all right?
743
00:45:36,818 --> 00:45:38,652
KEITH [ON MESSAGE]:
Shanté, it's 11:00.
744
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,153
[♪♪♪]
745
00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:41,947
All right. Bye-bye.
746
00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:44,533
It's called tough love.
747
00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:46,326
Day four.
748
00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:51,331
The buying power
of African-Americans
749
00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:53,333
is up 12 percent in groceries.
750
00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:58,839
It's tapering off in alcohol largely
due to special interest groups.
751
00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:02,592
I think we can improve
if we limit our marketing
752
00:46:02,802 --> 00:46:05,512
and focus on
after-school projects,
753
00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:08,014
thereby helping the community.
754
00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:11,852
People will see us still targeting
African-Americans
755
00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:14,521
and providing
a community service.
756
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:18,567
So we're redirecting our energies.
Exactly, Bill.
757
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:22,446
We're turning it into
a positive relationship.
758
00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:24,322
That's very good.
Thanks.
759
00:46:24,532 --> 00:46:25,657
Well done.
760
00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:29,536
Look at these people.
Notice anything different?
761
00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:32,038
Moi. I'm 28 years old,
762
00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:35,292
a sister and still made partner.
763
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:38,712
Keith should be calling
any second now.
764
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,298
[PHONE RINGING]
765
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:43,675
Hello?
Keith is on line two.
766
00:46:43,885 --> 00:46:45,552
Good. Tell him I'm busy.
767
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:49,723
You've been waiting for his call.
Tell him I'm busy.
768
00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:55,145
Women.
I'm a stinker, ain't I?
769
00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:58,815
I'm sorry. Mr. Fenton,
she's still busy.
770
00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:01,401
[CAMEO'S "SHAKE YOUR PANTS"
PLAYING]
771
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:09,242
TONY:
Come on, Keith!
I know you're in there, man.
772
00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:11,953
Keith!
773
00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:15,749
I know you can see me,
because I can see you!
774
00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:19,920
Come on, man.
Don't give me that look.
775
00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:22,589
Look into the light, Keith!
776
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,675
Look into the light!
I'm coming around!
777
00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:29,054
I must admit I feel sorry for Keith.
778
00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:32,307
I hate to see people suffer.
But you know what?
779
00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:36,228
You can't show weakness.
Men only understand strength.
780
00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:41,399
If they don't feel pain,
there'll be no gain.
No pain, no gain.
781
00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:42,609
[♪♪♪]
782
00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:47,364
What the hell is wrong with you?
You ain't come to work today.
783
00:47:47,615 --> 00:47:50,075
Don't look like
you washed your ass.
784
00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:53,203
Keith, what's wrong?
No, man. I'm...
785
00:47:54,622 --> 00:47:56,039
I think I'm sick.
786
00:47:56,249 --> 00:48:00,335
You ain't sick, man.
No, man. I mean, I'm sick, bro.
787
00:48:00,628 --> 00:48:03,797
You wanna feel my head?
I think I got the flu.
788
00:48:04,006 --> 00:48:05,632
You ain't got
no damn flu.
789
00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:09,302
No, I got... I'm telling you.
I feel woozy.
790
00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:10,845
Woozy?
791
00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:13,139
No, dog. You whipped.
792
00:48:13,349 --> 00:48:15,976
She got you laid out
like a $2 crack ho.
793
00:48:16,185 --> 00:48:19,813
You look like you waiting on a hit.
It's sad, bro.
794
00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:21,648
This sad.
795
00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:24,276
Look at you.
796
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:27,737
I'll go call your mama.
797
00:48:28,698 --> 00:48:32,284
They'll take your player card
for this. I'll see to it.
798
00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:35,996
COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
You have 11 messages.
799
00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:38,623
That's what I'm talking about.
800
00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:44,629
By this time, he gets advice
from his boys, which can get sticky.
801
00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:47,507
So whatever you do,
don't talk to him.
802
00:48:47,717 --> 00:48:51,886
Phone, two-way, pager.
Nothing, nada.
803
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:57,309
But be careful, he might pull
a fast one on you and just come over.
804
00:48:57,518 --> 00:48:59,769
And then you're in trouble.
805
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,397
[DOORBELL RINGS]
806
00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:12,032
Keith.
807
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:15,493
[CAMEO'S "SHAKE YOUR PANTS"
PLAYING]
808
00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:22,000
What's going on?
Doing all right? Okay.
809
00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:24,919
I heard you were sick.
You know better.
810
00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:36,222
TONY: How you feeling?
I'm feeling real good right now.
811
00:49:36,432 --> 00:49:38,516
Did you do what I said?
Relax.
812
00:49:38,726 --> 00:49:42,395
Did you do what I said?
Have a seat. I'll break it down.
813
00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:46,024
I won't until you tell me
if you did what I told you.
814
00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:49,235
I did exactly what you said.
815
00:49:49,779 --> 00:49:52,030
Exactly what you told me.
Damn.
816
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,574
I got over there about 10:00,
817
00:49:54,784 --> 00:49:58,828
all dressed up,
looking good and suave
818
00:49:59,789 --> 00:50:01,081
and debonair.
819
00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:04,542
Like Denzel?
Better than Denzel.
820
00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:06,920
Shit, let me sit down then.
821
00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:08,213
Come in.
822
00:50:08,798 --> 00:50:11,132
KEITH:
So she invited me in.
823
00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:14,969
Walked in there all calm,
cool and collected.
824
00:50:15,137 --> 00:50:18,056
[JODECI'S "STAY" PLAYING]
825
00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:19,599
[QUIETLY]
Uh-oh.
826
00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:24,813
Started to dim the lights all over.
Got some soft music playing.
827
00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:27,107
She knew I was there
to make a move.
828
00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:30,276
Sat down on the couch,
looking all good
829
00:50:30,486 --> 00:50:32,904
like chocolate Häagen-Dazs
ice cream.
830
00:50:33,114 --> 00:50:35,407
With the nuts.
With the nuts.
831
00:50:35,616 --> 00:50:38,493
Looking all luscious and lickety.
832
00:50:39,328 --> 00:50:41,121
I was there to seduce.
833
00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:44,165
Gave her that Denzel eye thing,
834
00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:47,127
then a little L.L. Lip action.
835
00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:50,422
It was about to be on.
TONY: So did you hit?
836
00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:53,216
Relax, relax.
No, did you hit?
837
00:50:53,426 --> 00:50:57,137
Relax, all right?
Come on. You hit it, right?
838
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:02,600
KEITH: Started moving in for the kill.
TONY: And then?
839
00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:06,146
KEITH: She too smart for that.
Told you that.
840
00:51:06,355 --> 00:51:09,482
But plan B.
841
00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,402
So you had plan B?
842
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:15,655
KEITH:
Started an argument.
Didn't matter about what.
843
00:51:15,865 --> 00:51:17,782
I got her yelling at me.
844
00:51:17,992 --> 00:51:22,537
I drew her into me emotionally.
After it was over, I just...
845
00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:26,291
I felt so good, like jogging.
TONY: See, that's it.
846
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:29,919
The transference of frustration
from one party to the next.
847
00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:32,505
You right about that.
Of course.
848
00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:34,382
You take physics?
Oh, yeah.
849
00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:38,178
What's the law of thermodynamic
energy by Newton?
850
00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:41,514
Energy is neither lost nor destroyed.
I remember.
851
00:51:41,724 --> 00:51:44,559
It is transferred from one party
to the next.
852
00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:46,436
Right.
We all experience it.
853
00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:49,147
Feeling good?
Feeling real good now.
854
00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:51,733
Somebody full of negative energy
855
00:51:51,984 --> 00:51:54,611
leaves you feeling
completely drained.
856
00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:57,489
Sucks it out of you.
Transference of energy.
857
00:51:57,698 --> 00:51:59,282
That's what you did.
858
00:51:59,492 --> 00:52:03,828
You transferred your negative energy
and emotions onto her.
859
00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:06,289
You flipped the script.
860
00:52:06,499 --> 00:52:09,375
Was I flipping it?
You flipped it.
861
00:52:09,668 --> 00:52:12,545
Women, they emotional creatures.
Preach.
862
00:52:12,755 --> 00:52:16,800
Once you tap into their emotions,
you're halfway there.
863
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:19,427
Testify!
It doesn't matter what type of emotion.
864
00:52:19,595 --> 00:52:20,845
[HYMN PLAYING]
865
00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:22,180
I'll beat a drum.
866
00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:25,558
Once those emotional floodgates
are open,
867
00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:27,727
you're home free.
Home free!
868
00:52:27,937 --> 00:52:29,729
They get confused.
Confused.
869
00:52:29,939 --> 00:52:31,731
Bewildered.
Bewildered!
870
00:52:31,941 --> 00:52:33,525
Lethargic.
Lethargic!
871
00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:35,652
Whoo!
Amen, amen!
872
00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:37,529
Amen, baby!
Yeah, amen!
873
00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:40,532
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Whoo!
874
00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:46,704
Will somebody please
cut that damn music?
875
00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:48,998
[HYMN STOPS]
876
00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:55,171
Day five is a bad day.
That's all I gotta say.
877
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,924
[♪♪♪]
878
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,637
[SIGHS]
879
00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:07,058
Day six is a bad day,
but not as bad as five.
880
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:12,272
So he turned the tables on you
with the transfer-of-emotion shit.
881
00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:15,441
I ain't gonna lie.
That shit does work.
882
00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:18,862
So now you got to turn
the tables back on him.
883
00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:23,408
But until you do that,
what must you do? Hm?
884
00:53:23,576 --> 00:53:27,745
Occupy your damn time.
Stay busy.
885
00:53:28,163 --> 00:53:30,081
Y'all know what I mean.
886
00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:34,752
So in times like these,
this is what I do, ladies.
887
00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:38,339
I break out the old black book.
888
00:53:39,174 --> 00:53:41,551
While you're thinking about him,
889
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:46,097
he's having a good time
not thinking about you.
890
00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:48,600
Tyrone.
891
00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:50,435
Call Tyrone.
892
00:53:50,603 --> 00:53:55,106
[MELKY SEDECK'S
"KITTY KAT WORLD"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
893
00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:58,234
Come down low.
Put it in my face.
894
00:53:58,444 --> 00:54:01,279
I want it to be funky.
Ow! Ooh!
895
00:54:01,447 --> 00:54:04,782
How you doing?
You were right, man.
896
00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:08,161
I feel like my old self again.
Told you.
897
00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:13,583
You didn't know a big man
could move like this.
898
00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:16,753
CONNY: How do you like that?
Whoa, whoa!
899
00:54:16,921 --> 00:54:18,338
What's going on?
900
00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:20,840
Spin it around on me, baby.
901
00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:23,968
Spin it. Whoo! You my own
little spinning top.
902
00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:29,933
Hey, whoa. What's going on?
I'm enjoying myself.
903
00:54:30,142 --> 00:54:32,685
I see you.
You see me?
904
00:54:32,895 --> 00:54:36,147
What's going on down there?
Turn around.
905
00:54:37,191 --> 00:54:39,901
I'm glad you made it
to my promotion.
906
00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:42,570
It's nice to mix
business with pleasure.
907
00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:45,031
Hey! That's the nipple.
I know.
908
00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:47,700
Business with pleasure.
909
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:51,329
Always like the pleasure of business.
I hear it.
910
00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:54,916
At events like this,
it's nice to have your lawyer
911
00:54:55,084 --> 00:54:57,710
Whoa, hey!
Close to you.
912
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:02,632
I'm a little tired. I'm gonna go rest.
913
00:55:02,841 --> 00:55:05,426
Tony, can I see you?
In a minute, baby.
914
00:55:05,678 --> 00:55:08,846
Bring your ass over here.
I'll be right back.
915
00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:14,185
What's up, dog?
She's trying to rape me.
916
00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:18,231
You say that
like that's a bad thing.
917
00:55:18,691 --> 00:55:20,692
Look at that. Look at her.
918
00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:24,278
She is fine.
KEITH: I know she's fine, man.
919
00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:28,241
But putting her titties on my back,
grabbing my stuff?
920
00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:32,537
Do you know how much I'd pay
to have her grab my stuff?
921
00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:34,706
Plus, dog, if she was ugly,
922
00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:38,376
I would've told you to step off.
But look at that.
923
00:55:39,211 --> 00:55:41,087
Dog, she bad!
924
00:55:43,424 --> 00:55:47,301
Look at them titties.
Nice, big old breastices.
925
00:55:47,553 --> 00:55:50,221
They're just wanting you
to suck on them.
926
00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:52,098
They're staring.
927
00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:55,727
TONY:
That small waist leading down
to that plump ass.
928
00:55:55,936 --> 00:56:00,606
She shaking that ass for you,
saying, "Keith, come eat me."
929
00:56:00,774 --> 00:56:02,233
Put it on your chin.
930
00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:08,239
Plus, she got a good job,
and on top of that, she a freak.
931
00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:12,118
You can hit that
from the back. Oh, shit.
932
00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:15,121
Look at her.
What more do you want, man?
933
00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:19,959
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
934
00:56:20,127 --> 00:56:23,046
If you want to completely
get over Shanté,
935
00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:25,590
you have to date other people.
936
00:56:27,134 --> 00:56:28,384
Why not start with that?
937
00:56:30,596 --> 00:56:32,138
I'm gonna go smack ass.
938
00:56:32,765 --> 00:56:35,725
I suggest you let her
smack your ass.
939
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,894
[HOOTS]
940
00:56:45,069 --> 00:56:49,781
Shanté, I really thought you forgot
about me. I'm glad you called.
941
00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:56,454
Day six is a real drag.
You're on a date
and start to think,
942
00:56:56,663 --> 00:56:59,165
"What the hell am I doing here?"
943
00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:02,085
Stick through it.
Go on many dates.
944
00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:05,088
It's all part of the 10-day process.
945
00:57:05,297 --> 00:57:07,924
I thought you weren't
concerned about me.
946
00:57:08,217 --> 00:57:10,176
I thought...
- you avoided me.
947
00:57:10,511 --> 00:57:15,515
But now I know you can't...
- do without Big Papa.
948
00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:17,850
Ray-Ray.
Your Pooh Bear.
949
00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:19,352
[SIGHS]
950
00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:22,605
Day seven.
951
00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:26,984
I got an announcement.
What, baby?
952
00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:29,987
I finished my 10-day program.
Oh, Lord.
953
00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:31,447
Bam!
954
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:33,407
[ALL SCREAMING]
955
00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:38,246
It works! Michael proposed, guys!
I'm so happy for you.
956
00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:41,040
Congratulations!
You worked it out.
957
00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:45,586
It's not that I'm not happy for her.
I've got my own problems.
958
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:49,382
You can't be happy until you get
your stuff together.
959
00:57:49,550 --> 00:57:52,176
So on day seven there are
a few things you must do.
960
00:57:52,344 --> 00:57:54,095
[MARY J. BLIGE'S
"REAL LOVE" PLAYING]
961
00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:57,974
One: Pay a visit
to Victoria's Secret.
962
00:57:58,225 --> 00:58:01,060
Two: Get your nails and hair done.
963
00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:06,357
Three:
Take a long, hot bubble bath.
964
00:58:06,567 --> 00:58:11,404
Four: Pull out that dress that hugs
and accentuates your curves.
965
00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:15,575
All women are beautiful
and have something that works.
966
00:58:15,784 --> 00:58:18,411
Oh, and don't forget about these.
967
00:58:18,579 --> 00:58:21,455
There'll be no pantylines tonight.
968
00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:26,043
After you've applied your makeup,
969
00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:28,671
then you do the unthinkable:
970
00:58:28,881 --> 00:58:32,508
You take an unannounced trip
to your man's house.
971
00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:39,599
Without trust you don't
have anything.
972
00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:42,602
SHANTÉ:
Your objective is
to get in the house.
973
00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:45,271
Make up some excuse to bait him.
974
00:58:46,773 --> 00:58:49,442
[DOORBELL RINGS]
975
00:58:56,658 --> 00:58:57,700
Keith.
Hey.
976
00:58:58,660 --> 00:59:00,620
Here's the rest of your stuff.
977
00:59:00,787 --> 00:59:04,373
I've had it in my car
and wanted to drop it off.
978
00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:08,461
I'm sorry it's so late.
I just needed some closure.
979
00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:11,547
Yeah, um...
980
00:59:12,674 --> 00:59:14,592
Wanna come in so we can talk?
981
00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:18,012
That's not a good idea.
I won't hurt you.
982
00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:20,431
I mean, just a second.
983
00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:25,436
I'm gonna go.
Shanté.
984
00:59:25,729 --> 00:59:29,565
Just for a second, all right?
Just... Please.
985
00:59:31,693 --> 00:59:32,860
Got him.
986
00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:37,031
Before you know it,
you'll be with him on the couch.
987
00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:42,370
Allow him to caress your soft body
and kiss you.
988
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:47,375
Do not resist when his strong hands
grab your ample behind
989
00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:49,418
and squeeze tight.
990
00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:52,505
Anything to get him where
he has to have you.
991
00:59:53,173 --> 00:59:56,175
Then make up an excuse and leave.
I gotta go.
992
00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:57,843
No, no, no.
993
01:00:00,764 --> 01:00:04,308
Really. I gotta go. I gotta go.
No. Hell, no.
994
01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:09,730
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to lead
you on. I'm not ready for this.
995
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,482
Shanté! Shanté!
996
01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:13,150
Oh, shit.
997
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:17,029
And that's day seven.
You've turned the tables.
998
01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:21,659
Never let a woman come over
your house unannounced, dog.
999
01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:26,497
And if you not sure you'll hit it,
don't start nothing.
1000
01:00:26,707 --> 01:00:31,168
Everybody know that if a woman
let you hit it, and you hit it,
1001
01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:33,045
you got the power.
Mm-hm.
1002
01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:37,925
But if you start, and she says no,
then she got the power.
1003
01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:41,012
This is what this is about: Power.
1004
01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:42,722
Power? It's about power?
1005
01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:45,599
You set us back.
She flipped the script.
1006
01:00:45,809 --> 01:00:48,644
I don't care about this
"flipping the script."
1007
01:00:48,854 --> 01:00:52,773
I'll call her, have a conversation,
start making up.
1008
01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:55,985
No, no, no, dog.
You can't call her.
1009
01:00:56,194 --> 01:00:58,195
This is getting personal now.
1010
01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:02,700
She beginning to piss me off.
Piss you off?
1011
01:01:03,577 --> 01:01:07,288
This is not about a mental game
between you and her.
1012
01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:10,624
It's about my relationship,
my life.
1013
01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:15,379
Will you stop thinking
about yourself for once?
1014
01:01:15,547 --> 01:01:17,465
You think this is about you.
It's not?
1015
01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:21,218
Oh, no, this stopped being
about you a long time ago.
1016
01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:24,680
You're doing this for all men
in the country.
1017
01:01:25,015 --> 01:01:27,808
You're doing this for men
around the world.
1018
01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,352
Around the world?
Oh, yeah.
1019
01:01:29,644 --> 01:01:30,686
You tripping.
1020
01:01:32,064 --> 01:01:33,147
Bro,
1021
01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:35,608
if you fail now,
1022
01:01:35,776 --> 01:01:39,570
every woman will think
they can pull this trick.
1023
01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:41,864
You know how women talk.
How?
1024
01:01:42,074 --> 01:01:44,950
Women are gonna be pulling
these head trips.
1025
01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:47,703
We'll be the ones cooking dinner.
1026
01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:52,249
We'll be the ones changing
the diapers, washing the dishes.
1027
01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:57,338
You know what they'll do?
Sit on our couch watching football.
1028
01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:59,673
That's what's gonna happen.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1029
01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:03,177
This is much bigger than you.
Way bigger than you.
1030
01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:07,014
You make it sound like women
are like the CIA.
1031
01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:09,350
That's funny, though.
Funny.
1032
01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:12,978
The CIA
1033
01:02:13,313 --> 01:02:18,359
ain't got shit on a woman
with a plan. Remember that.
1034
01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:23,072
A turning point was actually
on day seven.
1035
01:02:23,281 --> 01:02:26,784
I went over to his house,
turned him on, then left.
1036
01:02:27,494 --> 01:02:29,829
Left him in the bed
with a hard-on.
1037
01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:32,164
You left your man with a hard-on?
1038
01:02:32,374 --> 01:02:36,127
Dick was hard as a rock. Just, phoo.
Poing!
1039
01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:37,670
[ALL LAUGHING]
1040
01:02:37,838 --> 01:02:41,006
Damn, I don't know
if I could've did that.
1041
01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:45,594
See, I love dick far too much
to let a hard one go to waste.
1042
01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:51,851
See, you don't do it
all the time.
I have a policy.
1043
01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:56,105
As many times as he can get it up,
you get it back down.
1044
01:02:58,650 --> 01:03:00,818
Girl, can I keep it real?
1045
01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:04,071
Teach.
But there is a "but."
1046
01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:08,659
When your man's been bad,
you give him two options.
1047
01:03:09,077 --> 01:03:11,704
Blue balls or choke that chicken.
1048
01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:14,540
She know. She know.
1049
01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:19,295
Crab cakes were a hit.
Crab cakes were, weren't they?
1050
01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:21,464
I gotta say this.
Hold up.
1051
01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:25,259
Showing up unannounced is a risk.
True.
1052
01:03:25,469 --> 01:03:28,804
What if his boys were there?
Or another girl?
1053
01:03:29,681 --> 01:03:31,390
You want me to handle it?
1054
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,309
Come on,
Shanté, Jr.
1055
01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:37,646
All right.
You must know your man's cycle.
1056
01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:39,648
All men have a sex cycle.
1057
01:03:40,192 --> 01:03:44,320
Most men need to have sex
at least once every seven days.
1058
01:03:44,738 --> 01:03:48,616
What man she fucking?
My man is two, three, four
times a day.
1059
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:52,495
So if his boys are over there
and you looking fine,
1060
01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:57,666
he'll tell them to leave
because he'll wanna get busy.
1061
01:03:57,876 --> 01:04:01,337
But you've got to get him
the day before
1062
01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:03,881
he thinks about another girl.
1063
01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:08,344
And if he's a good man, hello,
1064
01:04:09,137 --> 01:04:12,473
he'll wait a week
before seeing somebody else.
1065
01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:14,767
Right?
Right.
1066
01:04:14,935 --> 01:04:16,310
How did I do?
1067
01:04:17,395 --> 01:04:20,981
My car. I gotta run a few errands
before work.
1068
01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:26,237
DIEDRE: See you later.
Call me.
1069
01:04:28,949 --> 01:04:30,616
A week?
DIEDRE: What kind...
1070
01:04:30,825 --> 01:04:33,994
I'm talking about
maybe a day or two.
1071
01:04:34,204 --> 01:04:36,705
Your man is weak. He's a punk.
1072
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:40,000
On day eight, stock up on groceries.
1073
01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:44,463
Pick out a bottle of wine.
Once you make up with your man,
1074
01:04:44,673 --> 01:04:47,216
you may be inside for a few days.
1075
01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:50,302
[♪♪♪]
1076
01:05:01,106 --> 01:05:02,856
Listen up, everyone.
1077
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:05,484
New development.
1078
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:12,074
Our competitor is launching
new events for their clients.
1079
01:05:12,284 --> 01:05:16,412
Last Wednesday
they had a hump day
for Coca-Cola.
1080
01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:20,207
This weekend, a pool party
for Miller Genuine Draft.
1081
01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:23,502
Normally I don't impose
weekend work,
1082
01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:25,337
but I think this is an exception.
1083
01:05:25,672 --> 01:05:26,922
Don't you?
1084
01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:30,676
Yes! This is the break
that we needed.
1085
01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:33,679
Conny invited you
as her escort, right?
1086
01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:35,014
Go.
No.
1087
01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:36,724
No, go.
1088
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:41,520
This will be your chance to shine,
your chance to emerge
1089
01:05:41,730 --> 01:05:44,398
as the true player you really are.
1090
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,860
No, I don't like playing
games, man. I don't...
1091
01:05:48,028 --> 01:05:49,028
Hey, bro.
1092
01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:51,155
Can I ask you something?
1093
01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:54,617
Has Shanté even called you today?
No.
1094
01:05:54,826 --> 01:05:56,744
Has she even thought to say,
1095
01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:00,205
"Just calling to see if you alive."
No.
1096
01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:04,043
You think she's moping
after she walked out on you?
1097
01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:06,879
What are you waiting for?
I don't know.
1098
01:06:07,172 --> 01:06:09,256
Pick up this phone, call Conny.
1099
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:13,552
Call her. Tell her you wanna go
to that party.
1100
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:18,682
Because Shanté, she half-stepping.
And you got other options.
1101
01:06:18,892 --> 01:06:22,019
It's time for a man to do
what a man's got to do.
1102
01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:25,981
Stop pining over this woman.
Show her who's the man!
1103
01:06:26,191 --> 01:06:29,735
Show her who's wearing
the big drawers.
1104
01:06:29,903 --> 01:06:34,114
You right. I've been pining
over her for too long.
1105
01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:35,491
Way too long.
1106
01:06:35,659 --> 01:06:38,952
I need get back to being the player.
Play on.
1107
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:43,874
I need to break out my old
mack moves and show her
who she dealing with.
1108
01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:46,710
Time to show her
who wears the drawers.
1109
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:49,171
Oh, suki-suki now. Call her.
1110
01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:51,590
What? What?
1111
01:06:53,551 --> 01:06:55,969
[RAHSAAN PATTERSON'S
"SO HOT" PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
1112
01:06:56,137 --> 01:07:00,140
This is Lala. We're partying
at the Miller Draft extravaganza.
1113
01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:02,559
How you ladies doing?
1114
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:27,459
Hey! Oh, my God,
this is so nice.
1115
01:07:28,753 --> 01:07:33,215
Thanks for inviting us.
Looks like it may be
worth my while.
1116
01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:36,468
Please be on your best behavior.
My boss is here.
1117
01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:38,804
We won't embarrass you.
1118
01:07:39,013 --> 01:07:41,515
I didn't mean that. This is work.
1119
01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:46,186
Gotta check out the competition.
Let's get some drinks.
1120
01:07:46,938 --> 01:07:48,313
Free drinks.
1121
01:07:58,616 --> 01:08:01,118
Come on. Uh-huh.
1122
01:08:01,286 --> 01:08:04,163
That's right, y'all.
Here we go now.
1123
01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:07,666
This extravaganza thing
is quite a success.
1124
01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:11,503
It's not a bad tool.
We should've thought of it.
1125
01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:14,965
Meet the representative
of the man who did.
1126
01:08:15,175 --> 01:08:17,384
Miss Spalding,
how are you?
1127
01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:20,345
Bill Parker.
How are you?
1128
01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:21,638
CONNY:
Hi, Shanté.
1129
01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:25,642
Tell Jim I send
my congratulations
on this success.
1130
01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:27,186
Will do.
1131
01:08:33,985 --> 01:08:35,694
Oh, no, he didn't.
1132
01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:40,491
He didn't just walk in and act
like he doesn't know me.
1133
01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:45,579
This is wrong. On day nine,
you're supposed to be kicking back,
1134
01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:48,499
waiting for him to beg
for forgiveness.
1135
01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:52,544
I didn't know you
knew Conny Spalding.
She's lovely.
1136
01:08:52,754 --> 01:08:54,379
She reminds me of you.
1137
01:08:56,549 --> 01:09:00,552
She does. Bill, could you
excuse me for a second?
1138
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,054
Sure.
Thank you.
1139
01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:05,974
Thank you.
Enjoy.
1140
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,271
So can't speak?
1141
01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:14,066
What's happening?
What's happening?
1142
01:09:15,026 --> 01:09:17,486
What are you doing here
with Conny?
1143
01:09:17,695 --> 01:09:22,282
I hadn't heard from you,
so I took matters into my own hands.
1144
01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:24,368
You said test the waters.
1145
01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:27,371
Let's just say
brother's swimming tonight.
1146
01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:31,416
So you showed up with her
knowing that I would be here?
1147
01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:33,585
I didn't know you'd be here.
1148
01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:38,257
The truth is
I'm tired of your bullshit.
1149
01:09:38,550 --> 01:09:42,886
I'm a good man. It's time for me
to explore my options.
1150
01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:48,392
Keith, hon, let's dance.
Option no. 1.
1151
01:09:51,938 --> 01:09:55,566
"Hon"? Uh-uh.
1152
01:09:56,484 --> 01:09:59,278
Conny, may I speak
to you for a second?
1153
01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:01,405
Sure.
Thanks.
1154
01:10:04,868 --> 01:10:07,911
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
1155
01:10:08,121 --> 01:10:11,123
What are you doing with Keith?
He's my man.
1156
01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:15,168
Oh! He's not acting like your man.
1157
01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:19,423
He would if he didn't
have a little hooch
running behind him.
1158
01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:23,969
I don't appreciate that.
Why are you calling me names?
1159
01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:25,929
It's a little junior high.
1160
01:10:26,306 --> 01:10:30,934
Keith is here because he wants to be.
I didn't force him.
1161
01:10:31,144 --> 01:10:32,978
It's his decision,
1162
01:10:33,813 --> 01:10:37,983
so don't take your man frustrations
out on me. Okay?
1163
01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:40,819
"Okay?"
1164
01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:45,699
No, she didn't.
No, this trick-ass bitch
did not just go there.
1165
01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:48,160
But you know what? She's right.
1166
01:10:48,328 --> 01:10:52,706
When your man messes up,
deal with him, not the woman.
1167
01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:58,170
There's nothing worse
than two women fighting
over a man. Not ladylike.
1168
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,382
But you know what?
1169
01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:04,509
I don't like this bitch.
1170
01:11:10,308 --> 01:11:13,393
That's what I'm talking about.
Work it out.
1171
01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:16,897
Okay, I admit.
That's not how you handle it.
1172
01:11:17,065 --> 01:11:20,567
Back it up.
This is how you really handle it.
1173
01:11:22,403 --> 01:11:27,032
Keith is here because he wants to be.
I didn't force him.
1174
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,951
It's his decision,
1175
01:11:29,827 --> 01:11:33,538
so don't take your man frustrations
out on me. Okay?
1176
01:11:34,832 --> 01:11:36,166
Get it together.
1177
01:11:46,177 --> 01:11:50,722
[JERSEY AVE.'S "BEND OVER"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
1178
01:11:53,393 --> 01:11:56,478
MAN: We need you over here.
I'll be right there.
1179
01:11:57,188 --> 01:11:58,772
Come here for a minute.
1180
01:12:00,108 --> 01:12:03,485
Can you keep him occupied
till I get back?
1181
01:12:05,196 --> 01:12:08,240
How you ladies doing?
WOMAN: Fine.
1182
01:12:11,285 --> 01:12:13,453
KEITH: Uh, Tony?
Yeah?
1183
01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:15,956
Give me a hand with this.
TONY: Yeah.
1184
01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:19,084
These are Miller girls.
My man, Tony.
1185
01:12:19,252 --> 01:12:22,212
Which one you want?
Give me Snowflake.
1186
01:12:22,422 --> 01:12:24,089
TONY:
Then I'm Frosty.
1187
01:12:24,632 --> 01:12:28,218
Snowflake, don't get too close.
You might melt.
1188
01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:30,721
Because it's hot.
1189
01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:34,599
Why didn't you tell us
you were having problems?
1190
01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:38,979
You let him act a fool
in front of you like that?
1191
01:12:39,647 --> 01:12:42,399
Yo, Keith.
Spotlight's on you, dog.
1192
01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:45,569
She looking?
Mm-hm. Check it out.
1193
01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:49,156
You want me to handle this?
Breaking it down.
1194
01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:50,907
I'm breaking her down?
1195
01:12:58,166 --> 01:13:00,625
TRACYE: Why let him do that?
Want me to handle this for you?
1196
01:13:00,835 --> 01:13:04,838
I'd just break down and cry.
You want me to yank his ass?
1197
01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:10,302
I don't care. I'll straight
yank his ass. You want me to?
1198
01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:13,555
What are you gonna do?
What you doing, bitch?
1199
01:13:14,557 --> 01:13:17,017
See why you don't tell
your girlfriends?
1200
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:21,897
They'll heighten the situation
by panicking, and you will too.
1201
01:13:23,691 --> 01:13:26,151
You want me to yank his ass?
1202
01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:29,154
No, Diedre. It's okay.
1203
01:13:32,492 --> 01:13:37,829
I will pull jack moves on that fool.
I done fought fools way bigger.
1204
01:13:37,997 --> 01:13:43,251
No, Diedre, it's okay. I'll handle it.
I got the situation under control.
1205
01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:47,422
He's just venting now.
Let him have his fun.
1206
01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:53,595
No. No. No.
1207
01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:56,389
No, we'll have none of that.
No! Uh-uh-uh!
1208
01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:00,769
They don't know
Diedre fear.
1209
01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:04,689
Once again, if you don't want
your man back,
1210
01:14:04,899 --> 01:14:07,275
to hell with him. Keep on stepping.
1211
01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:10,487
But if you want him back
and behaved,
1212
01:14:10,696 --> 01:14:14,032
you must do some strange things.
1213
01:14:15,493 --> 01:14:18,495
Excuse me, ladies. I'll be right back.
1214
01:14:19,997 --> 01:14:21,206
[♪♪♪]
1215
01:14:21,374 --> 01:14:23,375
Pay attention, this'll go fast.
1216
01:14:23,584 --> 01:14:26,753
One: Intensify your game
by finding a man.
1217
01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:30,882
A fine one. But you need
to recruit him quickly.
1218
01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:36,054
Where is it?
Oh, right here. Great.
1219
01:14:37,098 --> 01:14:40,183
Desperate times call
for desperate measures.
1220
01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:44,104
Yes. Ha-ha-ha!
1221
01:14:44,272 --> 01:14:47,357
The old damsel-in-distress trick.
Works every time.
1222
01:14:47,525 --> 01:14:49,025
[CAR APPROACHES]
1223
01:14:49,193 --> 01:14:50,318
Need some help?
1224
01:14:51,696 --> 01:14:53,613
No, I'm fine. Thank you.
1225
01:14:57,577 --> 01:14:59,411
Not cute enough.
1226
01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:01,663
Hey, need some help?
1227
01:15:02,456 --> 01:15:06,418
No, my boyfriend should
be coming any second.
1228
01:15:06,586 --> 01:15:07,961
Okay.
1229
01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:11,590
Not smooth enough.
1230
01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:15,760
Everything all right?
1231
01:15:16,387 --> 01:15:18,263
That's our man.
1232
01:15:18,639 --> 01:15:20,974
I've seem to have gotten a flat tire.
1233
01:15:21,309 --> 01:15:23,476
That's easy.
Do you have a spare?
1234
01:15:23,728 --> 01:15:26,771
That little old thing in the back?
1235
01:15:27,106 --> 01:15:29,441
Yeah.
It is? I got one of those.
1236
01:15:29,609 --> 01:15:32,110
All right. Let me pull over.
[QUIETLY] Yes.
1237
01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:36,573
Two: After you've recruited
your man, get him a drink.
1238
01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,700
Yeah, she got him a drink.
1239
01:15:38,910 --> 01:15:42,954
Don't worry about that, dog.
You just do your thing.
1240
01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:46,166
She wanna
play hardball, huh?
1241
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:49,586
I'm about to turn up
the heat up in here.
1242
01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:51,504
Hey, hey, baby.
1243
01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:54,216
Would you like to dance?
I'd love to.
1244
01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:55,884
Take off, man.
1245
01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:59,179
[DAMOZEL'S
"EVERYDAY'S A PARTY"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
1246
01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:01,431
That's a sexy style you got.
1247
01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:04,476
Three: Don't worry about him.
1248
01:16:04,644 --> 01:16:08,271
He's like a child, begging
for attention. Ignore him.
1249
01:16:08,481 --> 01:16:13,401
That little performance over there
is just to get your attention.
1250
01:16:13,611 --> 01:16:17,948
Doesn't matter what he's doing.
Direct your attention to him.
1251
01:16:18,366 --> 01:16:21,326
Doesn't matter what he says.
Be attentive.
1252
01:16:21,535 --> 01:16:25,080
Laugh at his jokes.
Act like you are having a ball.
1253
01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:28,458
I said, "Who do you
think I am? Jim Carrey?"
1254
01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:32,420
So sexy
the way you did that.
1255
01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:51,856
I'll set it off
in here if they don't
bring me some wings.
1256
01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:54,985
Well, what is this?
Oh, no.
1257
01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:58,071
That's white people shit.
We need some meat.
1258
01:16:59,573 --> 01:17:02,033
Hey, man.
All right, sweetie.
1259
01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:04,869
She hasn't moved.
TONY: You're in trouble.
1260
01:17:05,204 --> 01:17:08,915
Why?
If she was dancing, that'd be fine.
1261
01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:10,792
You can dance with anybody.
1262
01:17:11,043 --> 01:17:14,421
But she's talking to him.
That's personal.
1263
01:17:15,423 --> 01:17:17,424
She trying to get to know him.
1264
01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:22,721
Four: Raise the stakes
by going to a quiet corner.
1265
01:17:23,431 --> 01:17:25,807
Would you like to go inside?
1266
01:17:26,017 --> 01:17:27,225
Sure.
Great.
1267
01:17:38,738 --> 01:17:40,113
Where did they go?
1268
01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:42,699
She went in the house.
In the house?
1269
01:17:42,867 --> 01:17:45,827
With the old boy.
No, man.
1270
01:17:46,037 --> 01:17:47,996
You are so funny.
1271
01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:49,289
KEITH:
Ahem. Ahem.
1272
01:17:49,457 --> 01:17:52,000
Can I talk to you
for a minute, please?
1273
01:17:52,209 --> 01:17:54,878
Sure. Would you excuse me,
Calvin?
1274
01:17:55,087 --> 01:17:58,381
Sure. I'll go get us drinks.
Yeah, get drinks.
1275
01:18:03,137 --> 01:18:04,971
What's with talking to him?
1276
01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:10,602
Trying to make me jealous?
I am not.
1277
01:18:10,811 --> 01:18:14,147
I want to talk to him.
I'm not into playing games.
1278
01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:16,941
You're not?
You are the queen of games.
1279
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,736
You play more games
than the damn NBA.
1280
01:18:21,113 --> 01:18:22,781
He is mad at you.
1281
01:18:22,990 --> 01:18:26,368
It's getting hot.
Time for the coup de grâce.
1282
01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:29,537
That's the French term
for "fuck him up."
1283
01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:36,002
Keith, I gotta go.
Oh, no. Hold on.
1284
01:18:41,425 --> 01:18:42,842
What's this for?
1285
01:18:43,094 --> 01:18:45,470
No reason.
What do you mean?
1286
01:18:45,638 --> 01:18:48,973
I'm carrying it just in case.
Just in case what?
1287
01:18:49,892 --> 01:18:51,851
I know she'll sleep with him.
1288
01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:55,271
Everybody has
condoms nowadays.
1289
01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:59,442
Why does she have it in her purse?
Decoration.
1290
01:18:59,652 --> 01:19:01,820
She won't use it.
1291
01:19:02,279 --> 01:19:05,532
She sleep with you on the first date?
Yes.
1292
01:19:05,699 --> 01:19:07,033
Oh.
1293
01:19:07,201 --> 01:19:12,247
It's a lot, but if you do this right,
you'll never have to again.
1294
01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:15,750
So stick it out.
You know what? We need to talk.
1295
01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:17,335
Excuse me, Calvin.
1296
01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:20,171
You're not leaving.
Don't control me.
1297
01:19:20,339 --> 01:19:23,967
I just don't want you to go.
This isn't about that.
1298
01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:30,140
You don't care about me
or you wouldn't have been
getting your groove on.
1299
01:19:30,349 --> 01:19:34,310
And to add insult to injury,
you're here with Conny.
1300
01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:36,938
So excuse me. I'm leaving.
1301
01:19:37,148 --> 01:19:39,816
Shanté.
Keith, I want to go.
1302
01:19:40,526 --> 01:19:43,403
If you walk out that door
with him,
1303
01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:48,867
I'm going home with Conny.
1304
01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:55,290
If you feel you have to control me
by going home with Conny,
1305
01:19:55,499 --> 01:19:58,293
go right ahead.
Do what you gotta do.
1306
01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:02,755
But no matter what you decide,
I'm walking out that door.
1307
01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:04,632
Gotta go.
1308
01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:07,385
SHANTÉ:
You're taking a gamble.
1309
01:20:07,553 --> 01:20:11,222
He might sleep with Conny.
But my guess is he won't.
1310
01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:15,435
He'll be at your house,
waiting before you get there.
1311
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:18,688
So take your time.
1312
01:20:25,154 --> 01:20:30,200
Well, good night, Calvin.
Sure you don't want me to come up?
1313
01:20:30,451 --> 01:20:34,287
I'm tired.
But thanks for following me home.
1314
01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:35,747
No problem.
1315
01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:38,583
Take care.
1316
01:20:38,751 --> 01:20:42,504
[FOR REAL'S "LOVE WILL BE
WAITING AT HOME" PLAYING]
1317
01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:45,548
[SIGHS]
1318
01:20:45,716 --> 01:20:50,303
Okay, this is it.
Prepare for a night of heat.
1319
01:20:50,513 --> 01:20:53,765
When you open the door,
your man should
1320
01:20:53,933 --> 01:20:58,603
be waiting on the couch for you.
With flowers.
1321
01:21:04,985 --> 01:21:19,791
Keith?
1322
01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:22,752
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1323
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:24,504
[QUIETLY]
Keith.
1324
01:21:26,465 --> 01:21:28,716
[CLEARS THROAT]
1325
01:21:31,095 --> 01:21:35,807
Hello, this Miller residence?
Food delivery. Miller residence.
1326
01:21:36,559 --> 01:21:38,434
No, um, next door.
1327
01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:41,854
Oh, next door. Next door, okay.
1328
01:22:02,501 --> 01:22:04,377
I know what you're thinking.
1329
01:22:04,837 --> 01:22:07,505
The shit didn't work, right?
1330
01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:10,758
Well, maybe you're right.
1331
01:22:11,343 --> 01:22:15,179
I just thought that
you followed certain rules
1332
01:22:15,347 --> 01:22:18,516
when a brother messes up
to get him back.
1333
01:22:21,812 --> 01:22:23,938
But I guess I didn't consider that
1334
01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:29,777
when it comes to love,
there are no rules.
1335
01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:36,326
Hook me up a martini.
What's up, girl?
1336
01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:39,662
Not a damn thing, girl.
This place is so tired.
1337
01:22:40,205 --> 01:22:43,833
I was just putting the moves
on this fine-ass man.
1338
01:22:44,043 --> 01:22:46,044
And he did not even bite.
1339
01:22:46,253 --> 01:22:48,880
That shit just does not
happen to me.
1340
01:22:49,882 --> 01:22:54,594
He just kept going on about his
ex-girlfriend. She was so perfect.
1341
01:23:01,894 --> 01:23:03,227
Excuse me.
1342
01:23:07,941 --> 01:23:09,442
Can I ask you some questions?
1343
01:23:16,659 --> 01:23:17,700
Sure.
1344
01:23:19,244 --> 01:23:22,205
Now, if I'm right about you,
1345
01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:25,291
all the answers will be yes.
1346
01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:26,751
You think so?
1347
01:23:28,212 --> 01:23:29,253
Yes.
1348
01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:38,262
Do you like basketball?
1349
01:23:39,765 --> 01:23:40,765
Yes.
1350
01:23:42,142 --> 01:23:43,559
Do you find me attractive?
1351
01:23:50,818 --> 01:23:53,945
Yes.
Do you think I find you attractive?
1352
01:23:55,739 --> 01:23:56,781
Yes.
1353
01:23:59,576 --> 01:24:01,244
Can I just ask you one more?
1354
01:24:05,416 --> 01:24:10,753
Think a woman who thought
she'd control her man with rules
1355
01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:14,549
could get him to come back?
1356
01:24:19,596 --> 01:24:20,722
No.
1357
01:24:26,228 --> 01:24:27,270
Unless...
1358
01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:39,115
Unless he really loves her.
1359
01:24:44,496 --> 01:24:45,705
Like to dance?
1360
01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:01,679
You didn't answer
my question.
1361
01:25:57,986 --> 01:26:01,030
[SINGING]
1362
01:26:07,746 --> 01:26:09,747
I had to cut loose for a second.
1363
01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:13,000
[DAMOZEL'S
"EVERYDAY'S A PARTY" PLAYING]
1364
01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:15,086
Gonna tear it up.
1365
01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:18,756
Come on, cheer up!
1366
01:26:20,926 --> 01:26:22,301
Call. Damn!
1367
01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:23,928
Work the chocolate.
1368
01:26:25,430 --> 01:26:27,640
Ah!
Michael!
1369
01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:30,726
Holler.
You like that.
1370
01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:32,478
That's right.
Loser.
1371
01:26:39,945 --> 01:26:41,195
[LAUGHING]
1372
01:26:41,363 --> 01:26:43,114
MAN:
Memories!
1373
01:26:43,323 --> 01:26:44,782
Can you smack ass
on film?
1374
01:26:44,950 --> 01:26:48,077
She sleep with you the first night?
Yes.
1375
01:26:48,829 --> 01:26:50,454
Oh.
1376
01:26:50,622 --> 01:26:54,375
That was different, dog.
You got a big dick.
1377
01:27:01,967 --> 01:27:02,967
[SNORTS]
1378
01:27:03,135 --> 01:27:04,135
Sorry.
1379
01:27:04,303 --> 01:27:07,096
Don't think God gave me
this gap for nothing.
1380
01:27:07,472 --> 01:27:09,265
Why you stare at my face?
1381
01:27:09,474 --> 01:27:13,561
I know about women.
I got a mama, nine sisters,
and a cat.
1382
01:27:13,770 --> 01:27:16,272
I got that man.
The plan works.
1383
01:27:16,481 --> 01:27:20,568
You can't even put the finger
in the ass, make her holler.
1384
01:27:21,028 --> 01:27:23,029
You can't make her drop it.
1385
01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:25,114
[SLURPS]
1386
01:27:27,367 --> 01:27:29,076
[CHUCKLES]
1387
01:27:31,955 --> 01:27:33,831
MAN 1: And cut!
MAN 2: Cut.
1388
01:27:33,999 --> 01:27:36,125
[CREW MEMBERS LAUGHING]
1389
01:27:36,293 --> 01:27:41,422
[KJ FEATURING SILVER'S
"TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME"
PLAYING]
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