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Everybody has dreams, goals, and aspirations.
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With them, Columbus discovered America.
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Madam Curie discovered Radium.
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Galileo?
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He did stuff.
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And I could have been one of those dreamers.
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Oh, no, wait.
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I couldn't.
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I was raised by the dream stomper.
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That teacher said we could be anything we wanted to be.
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She wasn't talking to you, sir.
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Now, go in the backyard and practice digging some holes.
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I won't point my dream was that Dad would let me have a dream.
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I wanted to build a hell of bitchiness, mega-cooling, and super-flow-in-his-hot rods on the plant.
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I was 17. I talked like that.
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This is the best thing that we have ever done. You pulled it off, Titus, without college. And we pulled it off. Oh, no. Oh.
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No, that wasn't a big hot right here. I'd be very uncomfortable. Ever do something better than you thought you could? Top's chop perfectly. It can get no tougher or sexier.
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It's brilliant, perfect, timeless. And no one's ever going to build it like I did. And I got everything in it piece of my soul. Now I'm going to trade it for money.
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Who knows how to dream? Now we get the big stinky chick. So we can finish it. And I'm getting the big stinky bonus.
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What are you going to do with your bonus? Oh, I'm going to go surfboard shopping in Australia. Yeah.
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I got my eye at an IPO from the little internet company who's prospects look quite tasty.
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Tasty? Oh, no. I've said too much already. I'm going to take every bit of that money. I'm going to put it in.
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I'm going to use it to fix the hot rod.
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Tell me nothing's broken. Please, please, please. Nothing's broken. Oh, thank you, thank you.
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Tommy, Tommy, chill. Sorry.
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Wait, wait. Are you telling me nothing's broken because I asked you to tell me nothing is broken?
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Are you telling me nothing is broken? Because nothing is broken? Nothing is broken?
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Oh, great. I need some coffee. We're going to go for dinner.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Uh, promise me you'll stop on the left side of your face goes no.
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This is a face thing. No, it's alright. It's perfect.
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No one can build a more perfect car. I'm a genius. I also brought my friends guys, Frank Booth. And Capitino, who wants to get a casino? Hey.
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When we get paid for the car, we can get a Capitino machine. When you can have an aneurysm.
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You know what else we can do? We get a car shop. We have a Capitino machine. Car shop? Capitino machine? Car box.
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That's what you're cutting on. I'm proud of all of you. Team Titus has built their first magazine cover car.
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What? Why are we laughing? Because we've been at for two days when we're to that place beyond tired where everything's funny.
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At a muffin.
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I'm going to finish my muffin. I'm going to get a couple hours of sleep. And then at night at Crop, I'm going to show the client the car and get our money.
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Woo! It's 845. Woo!
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Oh, damn, and I have to call my boss. Woo!
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Hey, Doug. Hey. So is this it? Yeah, Doug, this one's yours. You know the difference between a plain old geek and an internet geek,
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$400 million. It's a geek. I love it. Good. Right? That big, stinky check. Big, big, big, big, big, big. I'm in 36 hours. Guys, I will handle this. Doug. Big, stinky check, please. Right. Oh! I just had a thought. Now, I'm going to have a
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little bit of a thought. I'm thinking outside the box here, but you know what would make this car really cool?
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No. Tell me. What would make this car really cool? Okay. Okay. Follow me here. My uncle used to race these cars. Those funny, dirty little cars that go sideways. Big wheels.
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Sprint cars. Sprint cars. Sprint cars. Sprint cars. Sprint cars. I love the way you guys talk. They have that thing on the roof. chimney?
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Wings, wing, wing, wing, wing. Wings. Those are cool. And expensive. Cool and expensive. Yeah, I want that. I check. It's getting stinky. Wait, you want a wing on the roof of a 32-4-Coup.
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Ooh. He wants a wing on the roof of a 32-4-Coup.
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Ooh.
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The bad thing about seeing your dream out loud is that somebody will hear it and try to adjust it to fit their dream.
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Then your dream doesn't fit. You walk around with your dream riding up on you.
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You, Johnny?
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Ha ha. Dad. Now I have a hot ride business.
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Check it out. Now you're paying rent. Check it out.
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Doug, you give me a minute. No problem. Okay. You guys only want to do this.
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I've already bought this ticket to Australia in my mind. Hello? Yeah. Hello? No. Yeah. No. Right away. Not ever. Okay. I totally agree. Good. Okay. Okay. Hold on.
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So you'll put the wing on. Great. Just tell me the new total and I'll cover it. Great work so far. Bye. Hello? Hello? What the hell are you talking? Ha ha ha. Guys, insane. I know. We can charge him whatever we want. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Tidus is right. We're not going to rip the guy off. Oh, not ripping anybody off. I want charging him anything. We're not doing it. But you just said you would. No, I didn't. You said no.
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He said okay. You said good. He said okay. He said bye. I think we're doing it. No. We're not doing it.
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Tidus, we need the money. Hey. You know what? It's not about money. It's about that thing. We're the thing where money's not important.
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Commitism? Poppity. Oh, God. Integrity. Thank you, honey. And whatever you're talking about, I agree with Tommy. We need the money.
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I first learned about integrity from my father. He never ever missed one alemonium payment to any of his five wives. You bastard. Don't you take care. You cheated lying to me. I cheated. I didn't lie. If I lied to you, you'd never know I cheated. No question my integrity. You're right, Christopher. This is about integrity. Thank you, baby. The integrity of keeping your business and unscrowing your friends. Also, thank you.
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You baby doesn't really apply here. Does it? For two years. I have been working a job. I hate to be late for.
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See you soon. What about my dream? I thought I was your dream. You and God, you. I want my MBA. Christopher, you're loving.
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You're very good at changing the rules and I'm never going to get back to school. But you're so smart already.
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Honey, please don't leave me say hi to Javai Hade because you're not willing to put antlers on a roof?
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It's a weird way. I don't care if it's a beach, just do it.
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No, goodbye, Australia. Okay. Fine. Do what you want to do. You're going to do that anyway.
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I have to go back to my hateful job.
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But you, you stay here and while I'm in your integrity
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and all the goodwill you're creating with all your friends.
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Take it my mother.
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There you guys.
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Muffins.
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Whew.
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Ha ha.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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You must feel really bad.
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I mean the tightest high performance dream ride. That's over.
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I mean, you know, your dream just all is dashed into bits. Look at you. You're just
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friendless. You loveless. We're not doing. Oh, come on. It's just a wing.
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Everything here sucks. Tell me. You have to trust me here. I have never screwed you over.
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As an adult.
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Dave and I tried a lot of dangerous stuff. We were kids.
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And Tommy was always right there with us trying to first. Looks too far. Come on, Tommy. The thing when does it all the time?
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My turn. Dave. We should climb down.
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Oh. I still limp when it rains. You know, they're like 200 bones in your body. You didn't break. I can't even talk about those.
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All right. But I'll talk about this. I'm your partner. So I have a say in this too. And I say, we're doing it.
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The wings on the roof. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. No. No. Okay. Who's on the phone? Tommy got me to leave a dead end in John Robb and helped me fulfill a lifelong dream. He saved my soul. So I just saved my own soul eventually. I found it. The future home of tightest high performance. Wow. Tommy.
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It's such great. We all got our cover rolls on and knocked it up front teeth. We could live here. I have a toilet. And...
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And a skylight. And the concierge. Tommy, you're wasting my time. It sucks. You're right. You should just stay working at the dealership. Bitch about it to me constantly.
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You continue to grow that malignant tumor. You started the day you took the job. How long you been saving that?
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I guess this is our future.
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That's one we don't have to kill.
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No, I'm the boss. And I don't want to pull rank here. But what is the back of that set?
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It says, Titus High Performance. Okay. Are you Titus? Are you performance? Are you high? Are you stubborn? Are you arrogant? Are you being a scoge overbearing?
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I'm committed. I'm doing the right thing. I'm integrity.
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Integrity? It's a word.
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I'm integrity. It's my glad-eater name.
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Titus, what are you doing? I'm being integrity. It's when you don't do something because you believe it's not the right thing to not do. And if you have it in you, then other people will follow you not do it with you. So then everyone gets together and they don't do the wrong thing together because it's wrong. That's how things get done right.
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No, I mean, what are you doing under the car? I'm taking it apart. Why? Because in pieces, it's harmless. But...
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But together like the internet, deep wants it. It's pure ease. Don't worry. I'm all okay.
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Didn't hurt.
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Oh my God. Are you okay? Okay, I'm okay. I'm just stuck under it. I get to jack.
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Is it stuck under the car? No, no, no. Don't touch a jack and remove the jack and the car falls or I think it's supporting it's my rib cage. No, no, no.
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I don't have a day day day, day day. It's you. I broke the jack.
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Titus, what are we gonna do?
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Oh, okay. All right, can you feel this?
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It's fine still intact.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna grease him up and we're gonna slide him up.
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No.
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No.
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Before you try to squirt me out, why don't you try to find somebody with a jack?
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Dad's got a jack.
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No, don't go there.
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Don't go there. Don't go there.
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The father was never wanted to teach me.
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He was one to stand back and let the scars of learning happen.
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How's he doing?
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That's where I learned never tightened the fan belt with the engine running.
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This bald patch?
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It means don't connect the black wire to the red wire.
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Did you block the wheels? Dad, I'm 17 and I'll hit a jack up a car.
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What have we learned? Cars are heavy.
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Cars still heavy boy.
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Did we stop the mocking humiliations I get from under the car?
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No. You know, I can't get the right expression. Will somebody please pee on him?
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I'm Jeff and I. Mr. Titus, I think we should let him out. What? Nobody's going to pee on him or shave his head?
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Damn I missed the 50s. Come on, help me with the jack.
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Darling, how many more roofs are you going to jump off before you realize he is not always right? Dad's stopped. What?
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Look, he is trapped under the car. How many chances like this are you going to get? At best one thing like this comes up every 13 years!
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I feel uncomfortable peeing on him. I'm not family.
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No, no, no, no. Why is he under the car? You put the wing on the top. No, he doesn't want to too, but we could.
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Could we? No, we couldn't. Sure, you could. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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All right, you guys are not gonna do this. I am the boss or you are the helpers. You are the elves elves
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I am not an elf red hair freck off the face pointing chains and curly shoes you are an elf
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Yes, you are elf
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Elf
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Elf
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Not David we could do this, but he'll be really mad. He's already mad. It's sure he's already mad. I'm really mad. He's really mad
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How many times can he kill you? That's true. Yeah, Dave. I'm not an elf.
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And elf what never the guts that put a wing on a car
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But a gladiator would
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Every time a car falls on me something bad happens
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Well, that looks hideous
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It sucks looks like crap good job boy One day I'll lose weight and slide out. Oh
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My god, I'm so proud of you you meet the car really really ugly just for me
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You're welcome honey. I'm stuck under the car. I'm trapped. Yeah, you guys are so busted. I kept these two from peeing on him
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Get out of there. Right now honey. You all right well, I got a slight tickle in my throat and a car on me We had no idea about the tickle look we were just about to let him out and then the jack broke know we had a call Mr. Titus and he wanted to come over here and shave his head. We said no no no no look. See he's out Oh
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Makes sense list no can we go surfing? Why sure and Dave Thanks for not peeing on me. Hey, you're welcome And Tommy Thanks for peeing on my dream. See that's the problem Titus. It's my dream too, but you don't want to recognize that. Oh, this is your dream to build a hot rod with a tanning bed on the roof
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No, it's to run a successful business to give the customers what they want but you won't even let me do that you won't let us do collision work. We can't do insurance work. We can't sell out. Oh, that's selling out. We're not selling anything. Oh, good one You know what you guys are right huh? We should do collision work
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Oh no, hey, oh doing well. We're done. We don't need that's for honey. Where's the collision guy is now? You know? Let me practice. Let me practice. Let me practice. Man your car looks just like new Mrs. Johnson. Oh and hey, I saved you $30 by using aftermarket parts and lots of bond up. No, I'm gonna be Tommy. Okay, I'm the great bondingy the bondo Magician.
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Tommy, what are they gonna say about you in 50 years? That you helped build the baddest cars on the road or Tommy's shifter Damn that guy could pound out a dent. Oh Mrs. Johnson is here.
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Hell yes. Hey Doug. He's on the phone. It looks great. Thanks. You're probably making some big internet deal. I'm gonna have to write you guys a hell of a check. See? Dave, he's talking to us on the phone. No, here in the room. What's from with you? I love it. You guys should hire me as a consultant. Hell yes. You like that? Hell yeah.
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I mean the only downside is your name is going on something that was my idea.
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Bondini? No, it's not. What? It's hideous. No car comes out of tightest high performance with a tanning bed on the roof.
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I'm sorry, but that's an embarrassment. That's one opinion.
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What's your opinion?
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Titus, what are they gonna say about you in 50 years?
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He owned a plane.
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Everyone has dreams, goals and aspirations. Thanks to Columbus's discovery, millions of Native Americans died a smallpox. Madam Curie died of radium poisoning. Galileo died of stuff. What's your dream worth?
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There's a lot of Zeros. I'll get back to you.
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I'm the funny one. I'm the funny one. I'm the funny one. Okay.
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