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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,668 --> 00:00:31,589 Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above 2 00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:33,507 Don't fence me in 3 00:00:33,590 --> 00:00:37,513 Let me ride through the wide open country that I love 4 00:00:37,596 --> 00:00:39,723 Don't fence me in 5 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:43,059 Let me be by myself in the evening breeze 6 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:45,937 Listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees 7 00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:49,232 Send me off forever But I ask you, please 8 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:55,533 Don't fence me in 9 00:00:56,782 --> 00:00:59,620 Just turn me loose Let me straddle my own saddle 10 00:00:59,704 --> 00:01:01,998 Underneath the Western skies 11 00:01:02,747 --> 00:01:05,626 on my cayuse let me wander over yonder 12 00:01:05,710 --> 00:01:08,171 Till I see the mountains rise 13 00:01:09,254 --> 00:01:12,593 I want to ride to the ridge where the West commences 14 00:01:12,676 --> 00:01:15,635 Gaze at the moon until I lose my senses 15 00:01:16,428 --> 00:01:20,808 In his heart, every man is a wild, untamed mustang. 16 00:01:20,892 --> 00:01:24,271 Now, that may sound pretty stupid. It may even be pretty stupid. 17 00:01:24,354 --> 00:01:25,731 But it's true... 18 00:01:25,814 --> 00:01:27,149 more or less. 19 00:01:27,232 --> 00:01:30,195 I mean, in Africa men are probably leopards or rhinos. 20 00:01:30,236 --> 00:01:32,822 In India, I'm sure they're Bengal tigers. 21 00:01:32,906 --> 00:01:34,825 Here we go. one, two... What's next? 22 00:01:34,867 --> 00:01:37,993 And even here in America not all men go for mustangs. 23 00:01:38,035 --> 00:01:39,412 Jimmie, we gotta talk. 24 00:01:39,496 --> 00:01:41,415 My friend Marco... he's a wolf. 25 00:01:42,290 --> 00:01:45,546 He says the symbol of manhood shouldn't be a vegetarian. 26 00:01:45,630 --> 00:01:47,839 Listen to what Rita said to me last night. 27 00:01:47,881 --> 00:01:50,342 "In the future, let's avoid Thai food". 28 00:01:50,425 --> 00:01:52,178 What, too much lemongrass? 29 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:53,721 No, she said "future". 30 00:01:53,805 --> 00:01:56,555 Everybody I know says "future". Sanzel, you say "future"? 31 00:01:56,639 --> 00:01:57,849 Future. 32 00:01:57,933 --> 00:02:00,519 - Hodgman? Bolt? Stone? "Future"? - Future. 33 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,064 - There you go. - They're not women! 34 00:02:03,147 --> 00:02:05,608 So, mustangs. Mustanghood. 35 00:02:05,691 --> 00:02:07,610 It's a feeling of complete freedom. 36 00:02:07,693 --> 00:02:11,404 You're young, you're strong, you have no one to answer to. 37 00:02:11,488 --> 00:02:13,532 Nothing to do but run the open plain. 38 00:02:13,615 --> 00:02:16,954 And your whole life is centered on one primal force... 39 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:18,955 the endless quest for... 40 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:29,258 Let's stick with the analogy. 41 00:02:30,676 --> 00:02:33,639 Call it "sweet grasses". 42 00:02:33,681 --> 00:02:37,393 A mustang is driven to get as much grass as possible... 43 00:02:37,434 --> 00:02:39,062 and a variety. 44 00:02:39,146 --> 00:02:41,981 Tall grasses, shorter grasses... 45 00:02:42,064 --> 00:02:45,026 dark grass, blond grass. 46 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:49,991 You spend your days in a constant search for that next succulent patch. 47 00:02:50,783 --> 00:02:53,200 It's a beautiful life. 48 00:02:53,284 --> 00:02:54,745 Don't fence me in 49 00:02:54,829 --> 00:02:58,916 That's how women start... dropping words like "future" into casual conversation. 50 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,085 Next thing, you're drunk at a PTA meeting. 51 00:03:02,587 --> 00:03:06,632 Wait till you're in love and your balls are in a vise. Then you'll see. 52 00:03:11,847 --> 00:03:12,930 Future. 53 00:03:17,225 --> 00:03:20,439 What do you mean, we're not compatible? You don't like me anymore? 54 00:03:20,522 --> 00:03:21,940 of course I do. 55 00:03:22,733 --> 00:03:24,277 I more than like you. 56 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,821 - But... - Wow. That's great. 57 00:03:26,863 --> 00:03:28,865 So we'll just keep dating. 58 00:03:31,787 --> 00:03:33,286 - Waitress. - In a second. 59 00:03:33,328 --> 00:03:36,290 - So I broke up with him. - What? 60 00:03:36,374 --> 00:03:40,002 Jimmie, can you think of one good reason not to see me? 61 00:03:40,085 --> 00:03:42,255 - "I'm sorry, but it's over. - Well... 62 00:03:42,339 --> 00:03:47,303 - I have work commitments up the wazoo... - I have work commitments up the wazoo. 63 00:03:47,386 --> 00:03:50,678 and, well, I'm raising my standards". 64 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:52,183 Then just stop working. 65 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:55,560 Wasting your time. That makes no sense. 66 00:03:55,644 --> 00:03:57,895 - Have you seen what's out there? - This is great lettuce. 67 00:03:57,980 --> 00:04:01,192 Anne, by the year 2010 women will outnumber men four to one. 68 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:03,402 I don't wanna waste your time. 69 00:04:03,486 --> 00:04:06,488 - It's not your fault that... - Completely self-centered. 70 00:04:06,571 --> 00:04:08,532 you're self-centered. 71 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:12,496 Well, I'm so sorry I took you away from your stupid pool tables. 72 00:04:13,538 --> 00:04:16,584 Just don't meet and break up with a guy before I get home, okay? 73 00:04:16,669 --> 00:04:18,586 - See ya. - Bye. 74 00:04:42,361 --> 00:04:44,699 I enjoyed... 75 00:04:46,033 --> 00:04:48,951 I'm sorry. Did you say something to me? 76 00:04:50,453 --> 00:04:54,417 I said, I enjoyed having lunch with you. 77 00:04:55,249 --> 00:04:57,587 We should do it again sometime. 78 00:04:58,629 --> 00:05:01,299 The minute I met Anne, we sparked... 79 00:05:01,382 --> 00:05:04,217 in a way that was completely new to me. 80 00:05:04,301 --> 00:05:07,724 She was as relaxed and independent as I was. 81 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:11,018 I mean, we had the perfect laid-back relationship. 82 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,899 And before we knew it, we'd been together for a year. 83 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:20,237 Actually, we both forgot, so we celebrated a week later. 84 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,907 That's how easy everything was. 85 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:31,917 My friends, well, they were less fortunate. 86 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,169 okay, hold on a second. 87 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,839 Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for... 88 00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:40,132 the bouquet toss. 89 00:05:40,217 --> 00:05:43,096 - If I could get all the single ladies... - Let's get out of here. 90 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:45,095 No, I wanna see this. 91 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:46,972 All the single women? 92 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:49,769 Marco? Could be your lucky day, buddy. 93 00:05:50,852 --> 00:05:53,689 In high school maybe you read The Lottery. 94 00:05:53,773 --> 00:05:57,444 That's the story about this small town that draws lots every year... 95 00:05:57,528 --> 00:06:01,364 and whoever gets chosen becomes a human sacrifice. 96 00:06:01,447 --> 00:06:02,949 That's the bouquet toss. 97 00:06:06,036 --> 00:06:07,163 oh, fuck. 98 00:06:07,247 --> 00:06:09,165 The lottery for weddings. 99 00:06:12,002 --> 00:06:14,254 Sanzel never had a chance. 100 00:06:18,883 --> 00:06:20,970 It became a terrifying cycle. 101 00:06:21,011 --> 00:06:22,639 Each wedding meant a bouquet. 102 00:06:22,722 --> 00:06:26,851 Each bouquet was like an airborne spore bearing the seeds of the next wedding. 103 00:06:29,061 --> 00:06:31,105 one future led to another. 104 00:06:32,314 --> 00:06:34,234 our numbers dwindled. 105 00:06:36,986 --> 00:06:38,405 And dwindled. 106 00:06:59,469 --> 00:07:03,348 But Anne, she was as beautiful and as carefree as ever. 107 00:07:03,432 --> 00:07:05,185 - It's terrifying! - No, this is fun! 108 00:07:05,226 --> 00:07:08,188 - I love this! - I love it when you act brave. 109 00:07:08,229 --> 00:07:09,607 Come here, you. 110 00:07:09,648 --> 00:07:12,232 So cute. Turns me on. 111 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:14,320 - Really? - Yeah. 112 00:07:14,403 --> 00:07:17,405 Just something to keep in mind for the future. 113 00:07:19,449 --> 00:07:21,411 That's right. The "F" word. 114 00:07:25,789 --> 00:07:27,917 So here we are. 115 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,920 What good did all that talk of mustangs do me? 116 00:07:31,003 --> 00:07:32,547 Me and my wife! 117 00:07:32,589 --> 00:07:36,092 You think I don't know where that thing's heading? 118 00:07:36,176 --> 00:07:39,139 May I have all the ladies in the house on this side of the room. 119 00:07:39,181 --> 00:07:41,598 We're about to toss the bouquet. 120 00:07:45,978 --> 00:07:48,440 Today's human sacrifice is yours truly. 121 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,984 Future. 122 00:07:54,988 --> 00:07:58,450 I've outlasted the rest of them, and I'm kinda proud of that. 123 00:08:01,538 --> 00:08:04,623 Easy, boy. Nothing to fear. 124 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:21,307 My mustang days were about to become a distant memory. 125 00:08:36,201 --> 00:08:39,119 So long, sweet grasses. 126 00:08:52,092 --> 00:08:54,260 About damn time. 127 00:08:55,511 --> 00:08:58,849 You kept me waiting a long time for this, Jimmie. You know that? 128 00:08:59,684 --> 00:09:01,602 As my last surviving descendant... 129 00:09:01,685 --> 00:09:03,521 you have a sacred duty... 130 00:09:03,605 --> 00:09:07,025 to pass on my genetic material. 131 00:09:07,817 --> 00:09:09,362 That's a lovely sentiment. 132 00:09:09,445 --> 00:09:12,572 For a time I thought you was gonna fail me... 133 00:09:12,655 --> 00:09:14,574 the way your father did. 134 00:09:14,657 --> 00:09:17,329 I wouldn't say Dad failed you. 135 00:09:17,370 --> 00:09:20,916 My only child, and what does he leave me with? one miserable grandson. 136 00:09:20,999 --> 00:09:23,668 'Cause he died in a building collapse. 137 00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:27,339 He always had excuses for everything he did, didn't he? 138 00:09:28,341 --> 00:09:29,841 Procreate! 139 00:09:34,348 --> 00:09:36,932 Jimmie, have a look at this. 140 00:09:37,015 --> 00:09:39,143 oh, yeah. 141 00:09:39,228 --> 00:09:40,561 There we go. 142 00:09:41,437 --> 00:09:44,775 That is your grandma's engagement ring. 143 00:09:44,858 --> 00:09:48,737 I only hope that your woman friend has fat fingers. 144 00:09:50,697 --> 00:09:52,698 Has she been examined... 145 00:09:52,740 --> 00:09:54,784 by a qualified doctor? 146 00:09:54,867 --> 00:09:56,579 Is she fertile? 147 00:09:56,621 --> 00:09:59,415 We're both very healthy, and I love her. 148 00:09:59,457 --> 00:10:00,790 Love don't exist. 149 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:03,253 Here, take that. 150 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:07,882 There's only the endocrine response. 151 00:10:09,802 --> 00:10:11,263 And that... 152 00:10:11,304 --> 00:10:13,391 only lasts five years, maximum... 153 00:10:13,432 --> 00:10:16,392 according to the great scientists. 154 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:19,564 That's the reason you should breed right now. 155 00:10:19,647 --> 00:10:20,772 Steak? 156 00:10:20,814 --> 00:10:22,649 What scientists? 157 00:10:22,732 --> 00:10:24,652 Take that. Read it. 158 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:29,950 As time goes on passing and withers... 159 00:10:29,992 --> 00:10:33,493 sex becomes rarer and rarer... 160 00:10:34,786 --> 00:10:36,706 and rarer. 161 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:43,589 Finally, all you're left with is this cold, chaste... 162 00:10:43,672 --> 00:10:46,133 loveless shell called marriage... 163 00:10:46,175 --> 00:10:49,635 and the incessant irritation of fatherhood. 164 00:10:50,678 --> 00:10:52,638 The bills keep mounting. 165 00:10:54,517 --> 00:10:56,476 And if you don't believe me... 166 00:10:57,227 --> 00:10:59,272 ask the next-door neighbor. 167 00:11:00,274 --> 00:11:02,442 I tell you, Jimmie... 168 00:11:02,525 --> 00:11:06,490 to sacrifice your happiness for your descendants... 169 00:11:06,573 --> 00:11:08,992 there's a term for that. 170 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,873 The human condition! 171 00:11:16,541 --> 00:11:18,335 Stripes wins, I propose. 172 00:11:18,418 --> 00:11:19,503 And solids? 173 00:11:19,586 --> 00:11:22,797 I don't know. Fake choking on a piece of steak. 174 00:11:22,839 --> 00:11:26,344 For three weeks now you been carrying that ring around... 175 00:11:26,427 --> 00:11:30,015 staring at it, taking Anne out to dinner, not proposing to her. 176 00:11:30,096 --> 00:11:32,015 It's gotta end. 177 00:11:32,057 --> 00:11:33,143 It's ten of. 178 00:11:33,935 --> 00:11:36,896 Yeah, and the Starlight Room's five minutes away. 179 00:11:36,938 --> 00:11:39,900 The Starlight Room? That's where you're taking Anne? 180 00:11:39,942 --> 00:11:41,860 So? 181 00:11:41,944 --> 00:11:46,366 Every human being on Earth knows there's only one reason a single man under 50... 182 00:11:46,407 --> 00:11:48,366 takes a woman to the Starlight Room. 183 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,621 To pop the question. 184 00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:56,418 Jimmie Shannon. Just the man I'm looking for. 185 00:11:57,378 --> 00:11:59,630 What do you say, Marco? 186 00:11:59,713 --> 00:12:02,592 A word in your ear. 187 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,552 Talked to your grandfather this morning. 188 00:12:04,635 --> 00:12:09,183 oden Sports sent my office a formal offer to buy the company. 189 00:12:09,225 --> 00:12:11,767 I know. We're cutting into their market share. 190 00:12:11,851 --> 00:12:15,772 They wanna buy us out, steal our client list and then close us down. 191 00:12:15,856 --> 00:12:18,191 Shannon Billiards is not for sale. 192 00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:21,529 How about we continue this conversation over some eight ball? 193 00:12:21,612 --> 00:12:24,739 Market's up and I got dollars to shed. 194 00:12:24,781 --> 00:12:27,536 Sorry, Sid, but we're going through kind of a crisis. 195 00:12:27,578 --> 00:12:30,453 Jimmie's supposed to propose, and he's lost his nerve. 196 00:12:30,537 --> 00:12:32,708 Anne's a catch. Who needs nerve? 197 00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:36,209 Let me guess. 198 00:12:36,293 --> 00:12:38,547 The grizzly bear thing. 199 00:12:38,589 --> 00:12:41,634 You know, the manly sense that you're master of all you survey... 200 00:12:41,718 --> 00:12:43,136 like a grizzly bear. 201 00:12:43,219 --> 00:12:44,595 Mustang. 202 00:12:44,636 --> 00:12:45,721 Wolf. 203 00:12:46,889 --> 00:12:50,102 The question is, do you want to be married? 204 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,645 - I love Anne. - Never mind love. 205 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:58,319 Imagine two different cities... Husbandtown and Bachelorville. 206 00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,779 Which would you want to live in? 207 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,573 Any guy's gonna choose Bachelorville. 208 00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:06,578 Right? 209 00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:11,625 Most men come to want the ball and chain. 210 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:14,461 Me, I was like you. I love freedom. 211 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:17,089 Which is why my marriage is a miserable failure. 212 00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:18,841 Roy, dry up. 213 00:13:18,925 --> 00:13:20,091 Listen... 214 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:24,723 marriage is the most exquisite expression... 215 00:13:24,806 --> 00:13:26,472 of the human spirit. 216 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,268 A good proposal comes not only from love... 217 00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:33,606 but from the desire to be a husband. 218 00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:35,610 Without that desire... 219 00:13:37,694 --> 00:13:39,656 better wait till you're ready. 220 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,116 I wish I could, Sid... 221 00:13:44,284 --> 00:13:45,621 but... 222 00:13:45,663 --> 00:13:47,456 the thing is... 223 00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:49,749 Anne and I have officially reached... 224 00:13:50,874 --> 00:13:52,169 that place. 225 00:13:52,211 --> 00:13:53,295 You mean... 226 00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:55,338 Shit or get off the pot. 227 00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:58,051 You sure? What are the factors? 228 00:13:58,134 --> 00:14:00,803 Anne caught a bridal bouquet last month. 229 00:14:00,886 --> 00:14:03,140 Serious, but hardly critical. 230 00:14:03,224 --> 00:14:05,643 Tonight's the third anniversary of our first date. 231 00:14:05,685 --> 00:14:07,853 I got dinner reservations at 8:00. 232 00:14:07,936 --> 00:14:09,521 Even so... 233 00:14:09,604 --> 00:14:11,857 At the Starlight Room. 234 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:14,486 oh. 235 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,280 I don't even know how to propose. 236 00:14:17,362 --> 00:14:19,031 Do I kneel? What do I say? 237 00:14:19,115 --> 00:14:24,035 Wait for the Dom P�rignon to arrive and the thing will take care of itself. 238 00:14:24,119 --> 00:14:25,371 What Dom P�rignon? 239 00:14:25,454 --> 00:14:29,751 After the meal, when the waiter brings the champagne, just mumble something. 240 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:32,963 It'll all be over with just like that. 241 00:14:33,047 --> 00:14:35,967 Just the rest of your life to worry about! 242 00:14:36,050 --> 00:14:37,510 Good knowing you! 243 00:14:48,770 --> 00:14:50,733 Thanks, brother. 244 00:15:49,505 --> 00:15:50,965 Your Dom P�rignon, sir. 245 00:15:51,006 --> 00:15:54,636 The first time 246 00:15:56,428 --> 00:15:59,100 Ever I saw 247 00:16:00,142 --> 00:16:03,020 Your face 248 00:16:07,191 --> 00:16:10,486 I thought the earth 249 00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:14,658 Moved in my hand 250 00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:19,912 Well, I have... 251 00:16:21,665 --> 00:16:24,167 kind of a special toast. 252 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:27,297 It's been three years since our first date. 253 00:16:27,338 --> 00:16:29,966 Time has really gone by fast. 254 00:16:30,049 --> 00:16:31,175 Yep. 255 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:38,392 over the past few weeks I've been doing some thinking. 256 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,227 Mainly thinking about... 257 00:16:41,061 --> 00:16:42,520 the human condition. 258 00:16:42,562 --> 00:16:45,983 A lot of life comes down to making sacrifices... 259 00:16:46,066 --> 00:16:48,861 and deciding which direction is my life gonna go. 260 00:16:50,906 --> 00:16:52,324 Your mouth 261 00:16:52,407 --> 00:16:54,743 Could you please leave? Thank you very much. 262 00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:00,833 - You okay? - Yeah. 263 00:17:04,128 --> 00:17:08,967 A lot of life comes down to deciding, what am I willing to sacrifice? 264 00:17:09,051 --> 00:17:11,135 Because, obviously... 265 00:17:12,221 --> 00:17:16,015 if you choose one path in life, you can't choose the other. 266 00:17:16,098 --> 00:17:19,020 That's kind of where I found myself lately... 267 00:17:19,061 --> 00:17:21,147 ever since we... 268 00:17:21,231 --> 00:17:24,567 you and I, in our relationship... 269 00:17:24,609 --> 00:17:26,778 have reached... 270 00:17:26,861 --> 00:17:28,529 that place. 271 00:17:30,198 --> 00:17:32,117 "That place". 272 00:17:34,952 --> 00:17:36,580 The upshot is... 273 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,375 you win. 274 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,225 "You win"? 275 00:17:53,308 --> 00:17:55,269 Was that a proposal? 276 00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,231 Well, "you win" was just the last part of it. 277 00:18:00,273 --> 00:18:02,859 The whole thing was a proposal. 278 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,113 The "you win" had context. 279 00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:08,114 Aren't you even gonna look at it? 280 00:18:09,825 --> 00:18:15,371 First, can we retrace the mental steps that led to "you win"? 281 00:18:15,454 --> 00:18:19,585 Like when you say that you and I have reached "that place". What place? 282 00:18:21,253 --> 00:18:22,964 You know what I mean. 283 00:18:24,591 --> 00:18:26,467 Shit or get off the pot? 284 00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:37,146 Did you really just say "shit or get off the pot"... 285 00:18:37,229 --> 00:18:39,482 right here in the Starlight Room? 286 00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:41,026 What is the big deal? 287 00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:44,779 Why couldn't you have just said "Fish or cut bait"? 288 00:18:44,821 --> 00:18:48,533 We always say "shit or get off the pot". Everybody does. 289 00:18:48,617 --> 00:18:50,035 Not in the Starlight Room. 290 00:18:50,118 --> 00:18:52,039 What is it with the Starlight Room? 291 00:18:52,121 --> 00:18:53,957 Magic, Jimmie! Romance? 292 00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:56,959 You know, the whole reason you come up here to propose? 293 00:18:57,001 --> 00:19:00,171 See the city lights, have a wonderful meal, listen to beautiful music. 294 00:19:00,254 --> 00:19:02,131 It casts this romantic spell. 295 00:19:02,173 --> 00:19:05,219 But when you say "shit or get off the pot"... 296 00:19:05,302 --> 00:19:08,348 all that magic just suddenly disappears... 297 00:19:08,431 --> 00:19:11,349 and all you have left is bowel trouble. 298 00:19:12,391 --> 00:19:14,020 Well, I'm sorry. 299 00:19:14,062 --> 00:19:18,650 I didn't think you'd get so upset over a figure of speech. 300 00:19:18,732 --> 00:19:22,820 It's not the words, Jimmie. It's the whole approach. 301 00:19:22,904 --> 00:19:26,200 God, it's as if you deliberately... 302 00:19:31,081 --> 00:19:32,248 What? 303 00:19:37,087 --> 00:19:40,048 You don't want to marry me, do you? 304 00:19:40,923 --> 00:19:42,886 I just proposed to you. 305 00:19:42,928 --> 00:19:46,221 But the way you proposed, you weren't asking me to marry you. 306 00:19:46,263 --> 00:19:49,226 You were asking me to say "no". 307 00:19:50,519 --> 00:19:53,104 Just put it on, all right? Please? 308 00:19:53,187 --> 00:19:55,732 You don't want to be married, Jimmie. 309 00:19:55,816 --> 00:19:58,901 And I don't want to be married to a guy who doesn't want to be married. 310 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,239 Anne, come here. 311 00:20:05,075 --> 00:20:07,787 You know that I love you. 312 00:20:07,871 --> 00:20:08,953 It's just... 313 00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:14,376 Can't we just leave things the way they are? 314 00:20:19,466 --> 00:20:21,719 Just for a while. 315 00:20:21,844 --> 00:20:24,431 Hey, sis. How was the Starlight Room? 316 00:20:27,223 --> 00:20:28,810 What, he didn't ask? 317 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:32,146 oh, yeah, he asked. Barely. 318 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:38,652 Anne, I'm confused. Shouldn't we be phoning home and popping the champagne? 319 00:20:38,736 --> 00:20:40,990 He botched it! 320 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,577 The worst proposal. Really! 321 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:47,623 Maybe the worst proposal of all time. 322 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:50,291 But you love the guy. How bad could it be? 323 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,793 How's this for romantic? 324 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,338 "You win". 325 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,508 - You win what? - Nothing. 326 00:20:57,592 --> 00:20:59,051 Just "you win". 327 00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:02,137 Like the last three years have been a poker game... 328 00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:05,726 and I was holding whatever it is that you hold... 329 00:21:05,809 --> 00:21:07,142 when you win. 330 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,771 "You win". God, that's brutal. 331 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,484 Could you stop saying it, please? 332 00:21:19,114 --> 00:21:20,532 Stop it! 333 00:21:22,618 --> 00:21:25,912 - Was he hammered? - You'd think so. No. 334 00:21:25,995 --> 00:21:28,542 Everything was perfect. Really perfect. 335 00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:32,337 You know, the music and the view. 336 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:35,131 Everything but his proposal. 337 00:21:35,215 --> 00:21:38,803 Maybe he wrote down a beautiful speech on a small piece of paper... 338 00:21:38,886 --> 00:21:40,179 and lost it. 339 00:21:40,221 --> 00:21:42,265 Natalie. 340 00:21:42,348 --> 00:21:47,394 This is a once-in-a-lifetime thing, and not just for me... for him too. 341 00:21:47,477 --> 00:21:49,355 You know, all I wanted... 342 00:21:50,648 --> 00:21:54,026 was for him to want to do it right, and he didn't. 343 00:21:54,110 --> 00:21:56,656 And that says everything. 344 00:21:58,865 --> 00:22:00,034 You get it. 345 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,796 Do you know that in the year 2020... 346 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,717 women are gonna outnumber men four to one? 347 00:22:14,758 --> 00:22:18,178 And you will only have three childbearing years left. 348 00:22:19,013 --> 00:22:20,930 Anne, talk to him. 349 00:22:22,265 --> 00:22:23,600 Answer the phone. 350 00:23:11,528 --> 00:23:13,780 Here, another dozen roses. 351 00:23:13,863 --> 00:23:16,951 Gee, Jimmie, like old times again, huh? 352 00:23:16,992 --> 00:23:18,743 Not quite. 353 00:23:18,785 --> 00:23:22,332 Look at you, savoring all of those wild flings you had as a wolf. 354 00:23:22,414 --> 00:23:24,917 - I'm not savoring. - At least he's romantic. 355 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,001 When's the last time you bought Rita flowers? 356 00:23:27,085 --> 00:23:29,130 She's allergic. 357 00:23:30,298 --> 00:23:33,011 Listen, instead of sending a dozen a day... 358 00:23:33,095 --> 00:23:36,096 just send her a couple hundred thousand at once. 359 00:23:36,179 --> 00:23:38,140 For all the good it'll do you. 360 00:23:38,182 --> 00:23:42,437 Max, I have him to give me this shit. From you, I'd just like the flowers. 361 00:23:42,478 --> 00:23:43,772 okay. 362 00:23:43,814 --> 00:23:45,774 I'm just telling you, man to man... 363 00:23:45,816 --> 00:23:48,443 what you said in the Starlight Room was really bad. 364 00:23:48,485 --> 00:23:51,990 - If you wanna make up with someone... - Just one second. 365 00:23:52,073 --> 00:23:53,782 Who told you? 366 00:23:53,824 --> 00:23:55,451 What does it matter? 367 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:59,454 'Cause it's personal, and it's not a story I want a lot of people knowing. 368 00:23:59,496 --> 00:24:01,623 Who told you about the Starlight Room? 369 00:24:01,665 --> 00:24:04,336 What, the "shit or get off the pot" proposal? 370 00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:06,879 - I heard about it from my dentist. - Excuse me? 371 00:24:06,963 --> 00:24:08,965 My wife told me that story last night. 372 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:12,845 - Son of a bitch insulted Barry White. - That was a woman singing, you idiot. 373 00:24:12,887 --> 00:24:16,639 My analyst couldn't stop mentioning it. It's a bunch of crap, if you ask me. 374 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:18,224 Who was there, you or me? 375 00:24:18,308 --> 00:24:20,227 My best friend's stepsister's cousin... 376 00:24:20,311 --> 00:24:21,646 was the maitre'd. 377 00:24:22,897 --> 00:24:24,189 You should know, Jimmie. 378 00:24:24,273 --> 00:24:27,987 Your proposal, it's become an instant urban legend. 379 00:24:31,199 --> 00:24:34,327 I'd hate to think what happens if this gets back to my grandfather. 380 00:24:36,748 --> 00:24:37,874 Amen. 381 00:24:37,957 --> 00:24:42,210 They said he had no pulse, no brain waves, nothing. 382 00:24:42,294 --> 00:24:44,379 Then he opened his eyes... 383 00:24:44,463 --> 00:24:48,218 sat straight up and called the doctor a scum-sucker. 384 00:24:49,385 --> 00:24:52,639 After death? Is that possible? 385 00:24:52,722 --> 00:24:54,642 They said it was a reflex. 386 00:25:04,858 --> 00:25:06,445 How you holding up? 387 00:25:07,571 --> 00:25:09,280 That's funny. 388 00:25:09,364 --> 00:25:13,618 He was a difficult guy. I don't know anyone that actually liked him. 389 00:25:13,701 --> 00:25:16,496 But he was the only family I had left. 390 00:25:16,579 --> 00:25:19,001 Jimmie, can I see you a second? 391 00:25:25,174 --> 00:25:26,842 Well... 392 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:28,845 he's with God now. 393 00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:34,519 Any chance you could come to the office tomorrow morning? 394 00:25:34,602 --> 00:25:37,021 - Yeah. Is anything wrong? - No, not at all. 395 00:25:37,105 --> 00:25:40,774 As you know, I'm executor of your grandfather's will. 396 00:25:40,816 --> 00:25:44,570 He videotaped it a few years back. Very hush-hush. 397 00:25:44,653 --> 00:25:46,905 Guess we oughta take a look. 398 00:25:46,990 --> 00:25:48,657 I'll be there. 399 00:25:54,371 --> 00:25:55,789 Human condi... 400 00:26:00,211 --> 00:26:02,923 Can I have a minute, please? 401 00:26:03,007 --> 00:26:04,425 Alone? 402 00:26:07,595 --> 00:26:09,598 Thank you. 403 00:26:17,981 --> 00:26:20,276 I'm sorry about your granddad. 404 00:26:22,737 --> 00:26:24,697 These are beautiful. 405 00:26:40,672 --> 00:26:45,178 okay. I just wanted to tell you I was sorry. 406 00:26:45,261 --> 00:26:46,386 Where are you going? 407 00:26:46,470 --> 00:26:47,555 Gonna go... 408 00:26:48,348 --> 00:26:50,059 water my apartment. 409 00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:52,643 So, where does that leave us? 410 00:26:55,229 --> 00:26:57,899 Let's just say the door's not closed. 411 00:26:57,982 --> 00:26:59,652 So it's open. 412 00:26:59,735 --> 00:27:00,862 No. 413 00:27:01,696 --> 00:27:03,073 It's ajar. 414 00:27:03,114 --> 00:27:05,408 okay, so I'm at this mystery door. 415 00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:07,202 What if I push it open? 416 00:27:08,328 --> 00:27:09,828 Can't be pushed. 417 00:27:09,912 --> 00:27:11,372 How about if I knock? 418 00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:15,627 If it's a nice knock, I might answer. 419 00:27:19,299 --> 00:27:21,758 You can close that door behind you. 420 00:27:24,804 --> 00:27:27,265 Before I read my last will and testament... 421 00:27:27,348 --> 00:27:30,687 I just want to make one or two observations... 422 00:27:30,728 --> 00:27:34,690 to them who whatsoever should be listening. 423 00:27:36,066 --> 00:27:37,901 I'm now old... 424 00:27:37,943 --> 00:27:40,906 and one day you too are gonna be old... 425 00:27:40,948 --> 00:27:44,908 and you'll spend half your time sleepin'... 426 00:27:44,950 --> 00:27:47,663 and the other half eatin'. 427 00:27:47,746 --> 00:27:49,663 That was delicious. 428 00:27:49,746 --> 00:27:52,125 And then you'll die. 429 00:27:53,377 --> 00:27:54,629 Ever the gentleman. 430 00:27:54,713 --> 00:27:56,380 Don't shush me. 431 00:27:56,463 --> 00:27:58,925 - Guys. - I, James Shannon the first... 432 00:28:00,051 --> 00:28:02,470 What the hell are you doin'? 433 00:28:02,554 --> 00:28:04,639 Who told you to zoom in? 434 00:28:04,723 --> 00:28:06,432 Back off! 435 00:28:08,475 --> 00:28:09,770 oh, for Pete's sake. 436 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:12,606 I hereby bequeath my entire estate... 437 00:28:12,689 --> 00:28:14,608 - "Estate". - to my grandson... 438 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:17,153 James Shannon the third. 439 00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:21,159 That's a few thousand shares... 440 00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:23,577 and quite a large stake... 441 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,621 in USDA cows. 442 00:28:26,704 --> 00:28:28,458 Stake. Yeah, well, that's... 443 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:31,209 No pun intended. 444 00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:35,923 Thanks to the exemplary eating habits of my fellow Americans... 445 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:40,846 my entire net worth today... 446 00:28:40,930 --> 00:28:43,557 is just over... 447 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,686 a hundred million dollars. 448 00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:51,650 That is a pretty hefty piece... 449 00:28:51,691 --> 00:28:53,943 of "boof borgeegnon". 450 00:28:56,529 --> 00:28:57,822 Yeah. 451 00:29:01,868 --> 00:29:03,453 Breathe, fellas. 452 00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:07,999 You want me to rewind? 453 00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:10,710 Do you want me to pause? okay. 454 00:29:10,794 --> 00:29:13,381 A hundred million dollars. 455 00:29:13,464 --> 00:29:17,802 No? Then we'll talk about the conditions. 456 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:20,305 What is this, Brewster's Millions? 457 00:29:20,347 --> 00:29:22,556 - Throw 'em at us! - You and me both! 458 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,891 Keep it down! 459 00:29:23,975 --> 00:29:28,145 Now, you moron. Now's the time you can come in on me. 460 00:29:28,187 --> 00:29:30,023 Come on! 461 00:29:30,107 --> 00:29:31,860 The conditions are... 462 00:29:31,944 --> 00:29:34,195 that he gets married... 463 00:29:34,279 --> 00:29:37,366 that, to guarantee that the union... 464 00:29:37,449 --> 00:29:40,159 isn't some shabby scam... 465 00:29:40,244 --> 00:29:44,249 he and his wife remain married for at least ten years... 466 00:29:44,332 --> 00:29:47,586 - Ten years? - one, zero... 467 00:29:47,669 --> 00:29:52,339 spending no more than one night apart each month... 468 00:29:52,381 --> 00:29:55,927 and that within five years... 469 00:29:56,011 --> 00:30:01,223 they produce genetically verifiable offspring! 470 00:30:02,308 --> 00:30:05,021 - I'd like to leave my grandson... - No way. 471 00:30:05,062 --> 00:30:06,856 with one final thought. 472 00:30:06,897 --> 00:30:08,356 Jimmie boy... 473 00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,527 if you don't get married... 474 00:30:11,569 --> 00:30:15,823 before 6:05 p.m... 475 00:30:15,906 --> 00:30:18,410 on your 30th birthday... 476 00:30:18,452 --> 00:30:23,083 that was the time you came into this world... 477 00:30:23,167 --> 00:30:25,627 you're gonna get cut off... 478 00:30:25,709 --> 00:30:28,379 without a goddamn cent and f... 479 00:30:31,382 --> 00:30:33,762 I think we get the gist. 480 00:30:33,845 --> 00:30:35,763 So when is the wedding? 481 00:30:37,430 --> 00:30:39,476 oh, no. 482 00:30:39,559 --> 00:30:42,143 The night we saw you at the showroom... 483 00:30:42,226 --> 00:30:44,729 you were on your way to... 484 00:30:44,771 --> 00:30:47,651 The Starlight Room? That was you? 485 00:30:47,733 --> 00:30:51,321 Yep. That's right. I defiled the Starlight Room. 486 00:30:51,404 --> 00:30:54,282 And you know what? I'm glad. 487 00:30:54,324 --> 00:30:56,076 Forget the Starlight Room! 488 00:30:56,117 --> 00:30:59,495 Besides, I am gonna marry Anne. 489 00:30:59,578 --> 00:31:03,084 I just have to reconcile myself to the idea of marriage, that's all. 490 00:31:03,167 --> 00:31:07,628 Well, you'd better start reconciling. Your birthday is soon, right? Next week? 491 00:31:07,711 --> 00:31:09,423 No, it's not next week. 492 00:31:09,508 --> 00:31:11,092 Thank God. 493 00:31:11,133 --> 00:31:12,928 It's tomorrow. 494 00:31:14,722 --> 00:31:19,268 It's set. Gluckman got us the licenses and my Uncle Gus lent me a limo. 495 00:31:19,351 --> 00:31:21,939 Let's get the lady next door. She can play the organ. 496 00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:24,816 You think it's easy settin' up a wedding in an hour and a half? 497 00:31:24,899 --> 00:31:28,820 You're lucky the priest at my grandmother's nursing home was free. 498 00:31:30,405 --> 00:31:32,365 Yeah, well, there are limits. 499 00:31:39,914 --> 00:31:42,877 What kind of dumb bitch lets Leonardo DiCaprio drown? 500 00:31:43,919 --> 00:31:45,379 What are you babbling about? 501 00:31:45,462 --> 00:31:48,967 She gets a great guy like that and lets him slip through her fingers. 502 00:31:49,009 --> 00:31:51,469 Natalie, mind your own business. 503 00:31:51,511 --> 00:31:53,513 I'm just thinking out loud. 504 00:31:53,555 --> 00:31:57,850 He probably just tossed her up on that piece of wood and said, "You win". 505 00:31:57,933 --> 00:31:59,184 There's the priest. 506 00:31:59,226 --> 00:32:01,355 - What do you feel right now? - Well... 507 00:32:01,439 --> 00:32:02,649 Get over it! 508 00:32:02,691 --> 00:32:05,736 You're marrying the woman you love and inheriting a fortune. 509 00:32:05,819 --> 00:32:08,739 It's not like you're meeting the Grim Reaper. 510 00:32:10,824 --> 00:32:12,869 Jimmie Shannon? 511 00:32:12,952 --> 00:32:14,661 I've come for you. 512 00:32:15,747 --> 00:32:18,667 - Bye. - Hey, what's that smell? 513 00:32:19,585 --> 00:32:21,544 You're wearing his aftershave, aren't you? 514 00:32:21,586 --> 00:32:25,548 No. It's probably some just left on the sweater or something. 515 00:32:25,632 --> 00:32:27,343 Right. Yeah. 516 00:32:27,425 --> 00:32:30,011 Have fun at Mom and Dad's. 517 00:32:30,094 --> 00:32:33,682 I'm really sorry that I can't be there for all the anniversary stuff. 518 00:32:33,766 --> 00:32:37,062 Yeah, I can see how heartbroken you are. 519 00:32:37,103 --> 00:32:38,895 Bye. 520 00:32:39,646 --> 00:32:41,900 So, how's my grandmother? 521 00:32:45,818 --> 00:32:47,739 Should I tell her about the money? 522 00:32:47,822 --> 00:32:50,367 Are you kidding me? You're thinking of not? 523 00:32:50,450 --> 00:32:53,538 Do you really want to start your marriage off with a lie? 524 00:32:53,622 --> 00:32:56,581 No, but she's gonna kill me if I tell her. 525 00:32:56,665 --> 00:32:58,210 Anybody would. 526 00:32:58,293 --> 00:33:00,253 Your call, man. 527 00:33:03,004 --> 00:33:05,258 Give me one of those mints. 528 00:33:05,342 --> 00:33:09,555 You think she's gonna say, "I'm not marrying you till you brush your teeth?" 529 00:33:32,289 --> 00:33:34,998 It would be a very great honor to have your hand... 530 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:38,419 Yes. I will. I do. Whatever. Is this thing real? 531 00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:40,088 Yeah. Think she'll say yes? 532 00:33:40,130 --> 00:33:42,590 I don't know. Suddenly she's gotten really particular. 533 00:33:42,632 --> 00:33:44,260 I can't think why. 534 00:33:44,302 --> 00:33:46,887 Good thing you'll have three weeks to rehearse. 535 00:33:46,971 --> 00:33:48,139 Three weeks? 536 00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:51,310 Hot assignment in Athens. She left a half hour ago. 537 00:33:52,267 --> 00:33:53,852 Heliport. 538 00:33:53,935 --> 00:33:57,441 Hey. Running looks desperate. 539 00:34:00,609 --> 00:34:04,489 - The heliport! - Jimmie! You might need the ring. 540 00:34:36,566 --> 00:34:38,526 I'm outta here. 541 00:34:45,618 --> 00:34:47,036 Anne! 542 00:34:50,872 --> 00:34:54,252 What are you doing? I tried to call you at the office, but... 543 00:34:54,336 --> 00:34:56,587 Do you have a minute? 544 00:34:56,671 --> 00:34:59,174 Yeah, I've got a minute. What... 545 00:35:00,342 --> 00:35:01,593 What are you doing? 546 00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:06,557 Anne, would you do me the great honor of marrying me? 547 00:35:06,641 --> 00:35:07,891 What? 548 00:35:07,975 --> 00:35:12,147 - Would you do me the great honor... - I heard you. But why now? 549 00:35:12,231 --> 00:35:15,066 Just say yes, all right? Please. 550 00:35:15,108 --> 00:35:17,444 I really, really want you to. 551 00:35:17,528 --> 00:35:19,862 Well, that's definitely an improvement. 552 00:35:19,946 --> 00:35:21,533 Is that a yes? 553 00:35:41,053 --> 00:35:42,971 What's going on? 554 00:35:43,054 --> 00:35:45,725 Nothing's going on. I love you. 555 00:35:45,808 --> 00:35:50,397 Yeah, I know that, but what's with the traveling wedding party? 556 00:35:50,439 --> 00:35:53,774 What's the point of waiting? Let's just do it. Today. Now. 557 00:35:54,609 --> 00:35:55,942 Right now now? 558 00:35:56,026 --> 00:35:58,488 Trust me. We gotta seize the moment. 559 00:35:58,572 --> 00:36:03,286 What's important is that I love you and I want to spend my life with you. 560 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:05,454 - You're sure? - Yes. 561 00:36:05,537 --> 00:36:08,500 You're sure you want to tie the knot? 562 00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:10,294 You're really sure? 563 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:12,920 You wanna get hitched? 564 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:17,468 You wanna strap on the old ball and chain? 565 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:27,104 Mm-hmm. See, now, there's the Jimmie Shannon that I know. 566 00:36:28,187 --> 00:36:30,650 Where are you going? 567 00:36:30,691 --> 00:36:32,693 You should've seen what I just saw. 568 00:36:32,777 --> 00:36:34,527 What did you just see? 569 00:36:35,446 --> 00:36:36,656 A bachelor. 570 00:36:37,531 --> 00:36:40,700 - What are you talking about? - You're not ready. 571 00:36:40,785 --> 00:36:43,997 of course I'm ready! I'm standing at a helipad in my tuxedo! 572 00:36:44,081 --> 00:36:46,122 No, you're not ready. 573 00:36:46,206 --> 00:36:48,585 Don't you understand? 574 00:36:48,669 --> 00:36:51,128 I don't know if you'll ever be ready. 575 00:36:53,214 --> 00:36:55,134 You've won. 576 00:37:20,869 --> 00:37:22,162 What the hell happened? 577 00:37:22,246 --> 00:37:24,500 oh, Jimmie got a look. 578 00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:27,042 A look? I don't understand. 579 00:37:27,084 --> 00:37:29,587 He was wallowing in bachelor memories again. 580 00:37:29,629 --> 00:37:31,089 I still don't understand. 581 00:37:31,172 --> 00:37:33,590 It's over. She took an assignment in Athens. 582 00:37:33,674 --> 00:37:35,761 - I tried to persuade her, but... - This is bad. 583 00:37:35,845 --> 00:37:37,263 Very bad. 584 00:37:37,346 --> 00:37:39,932 A hundred million dollars bad. 585 00:37:40,016 --> 00:37:43,768 The Shannon legend continues. The Starlight Room, now the helipad. 586 00:37:43,852 --> 00:37:46,480 Can you show me the look? Was it... 587 00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:48,983 or... 588 00:37:49,066 --> 00:37:51,695 I don't know, 'cause I didn't see it. 589 00:37:51,778 --> 00:37:56,200 I'm sorry about the money, but the woman I love just walked out on me. 590 00:37:56,242 --> 00:37:57,703 Maybe forever. 591 00:37:57,745 --> 00:37:59,704 You can't walk away from that money. 592 00:37:59,746 --> 00:38:01,498 You saw that video. 593 00:38:01,582 --> 00:38:05,754 If you don't get married, you're cut off without a goddamn cent and f... 594 00:38:07,421 --> 00:38:10,592 So I won't get the money. I've been fine without it so far. 595 00:38:10,634 --> 00:38:12,051 You don't understand. 596 00:38:12,134 --> 00:38:16,931 The will provides that all assets are to be sold for cash... 597 00:38:16,973 --> 00:38:18,933 including Shannon Billiards. 598 00:38:22,396 --> 00:38:24,772 Can't wait till we're alone. 599 00:38:24,813 --> 00:38:29,402 Welcome onboard Virgin Atlantic Airways nonstop service to London... 600 00:38:29,444 --> 00:38:31,112 - I love you. - continuing on to Athens. 601 00:38:31,154 --> 00:38:35,117 our flying time will be approximately 18 hours. 602 00:38:35,158 --> 00:38:38,412 Will all ground crew please leave the plane. 603 00:38:38,454 --> 00:38:41,456 Are you saying oden Sports could buy the company? 604 00:38:41,498 --> 00:38:45,379 I'm telling you oden Sports will buy the company. 605 00:38:45,462 --> 00:38:47,548 These guys are like locusts. 606 00:38:47,632 --> 00:38:50,552 They buy you out, lay people off and strip the place clean. 607 00:38:50,636 --> 00:38:53,471 - The plant will be gone within a week. - We're screwed. 608 00:38:53,513 --> 00:38:55,182 Not necessarily. 609 00:38:56,642 --> 00:38:58,685 You have until just after 6:00 tomorrow night. 610 00:38:58,768 --> 00:39:00,480 That makes, what... 611 00:39:01,731 --> 00:39:03,358 27 hours and change. 612 00:39:05,192 --> 00:39:07,194 Find someone to marry. 613 00:39:08,029 --> 00:39:10,197 Fine. I'll get married just for you. 614 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,994 Well, I'd be happy to entertain any better ideas. 615 00:39:14,077 --> 00:39:15,327 Anyone? 616 00:39:19,251 --> 00:39:20,666 I'm not hearing anything. 617 00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:23,671 Hear this. I found someone to marry. 618 00:39:23,754 --> 00:39:26,381 Not to be callous, Jimmie... 619 00:39:26,464 --> 00:39:29,302 but Anne already told you "no" twice. 620 00:39:29,343 --> 00:39:31,304 They're right, Jim. 621 00:39:31,387 --> 00:39:35,182 You made the decision not to tell Anne about the money. 622 00:39:35,266 --> 00:39:36,685 over is over. 623 00:39:38,352 --> 00:39:42,358 Sid and I are seeing one of your ex's tonight. 624 00:39:42,442 --> 00:39:45,485 She's organizing the fund-raising ball at the Steinard. 625 00:39:47,071 --> 00:39:49,240 - Buckley? - Not Buckley. 626 00:39:49,324 --> 00:39:51,826 So it won't be Buckley. Find someone else. 627 00:39:51,909 --> 00:39:54,038 I'm sorry. Jobs come and go. Businesses too. 628 00:39:54,121 --> 00:39:57,041 But Anne is... There's only one Anne. 629 00:39:57,123 --> 00:40:02,045 It's real easy for you three to tell me to walk away from the woman I love... 630 00:40:02,128 --> 00:40:04,965 but this is my life we're talking about. 631 00:40:05,049 --> 00:40:06,342 My life. 632 00:40:08,010 --> 00:40:09,680 Surprise! 633 00:40:09,764 --> 00:40:18,022 For he's a jolly good fellow 634 00:40:18,064 --> 00:40:19,772 Which nobody can deny 635 00:40:22,568 --> 00:40:24,611 What about their lives? 636 00:40:24,694 --> 00:40:27,156 This time next week they'll be out of jobs. 637 00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:30,243 over 200 families without providers. 638 00:40:30,327 --> 00:40:33,246 Women thrown out in the freezing cold. 639 00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:36,374 Children going to bed on empty stomachs. 640 00:40:36,415 --> 00:40:40,213 Well, if you're really gonna close down the plant... 641 00:40:41,546 --> 00:40:44,425 now's the time to do it. 642 00:40:44,467 --> 00:40:48,429 For he's a jolly good fellow 643 00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:51,392 Which nobody can deny 644 00:40:52,101 --> 00:40:53,977 Big 3-0 tomorrow! 645 00:40:57,524 --> 00:40:59,440 Let's go have some cake! 646 00:41:03,071 --> 00:41:04,863 As I recall... 647 00:41:04,947 --> 00:41:09,244 the first ten years of marriage fly by like no time at all. 648 00:41:09,327 --> 00:41:10,953 Really? 649 00:41:11,036 --> 00:41:12,288 No. 650 00:41:18,461 --> 00:41:21,008 I don't want to talk about it. 651 00:41:21,091 --> 00:41:22,633 okay. 652 00:41:37,483 --> 00:41:40,445 - What are you doing? - Cooking. 653 00:41:41,194 --> 00:41:42,655 What are you making? 654 00:41:47,118 --> 00:41:49,163 Is it me? 655 00:41:49,246 --> 00:41:54,543 I mean, am I just really bad at being proposed to? 656 00:42:00,299 --> 00:42:02,343 It couldn't have been worse than "you win". 657 00:42:02,426 --> 00:42:04,889 Don't underestimate the guy. 658 00:42:04,972 --> 00:42:06,681 That shithead! 659 00:42:06,765 --> 00:42:10,019 He can't commit. He can't commit. It's over. 660 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:13,521 What do you mean, he can't commit? He's constantly asking you to marry him. 661 00:42:13,563 --> 00:42:17,026 But you're not there when he does it. You don't see what happens to him. 662 00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:19,028 He completely goes to pieces. 663 00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:22,032 His jaw locks, his eyes get all big, he starts fidgeting... 664 00:42:22,074 --> 00:42:24,034 and he completely goes to this other place. 665 00:42:24,076 --> 00:42:28,080 It's like he's not even there! He's not even there! 666 00:42:29,499 --> 00:42:31,165 I know what you need. 667 00:42:36,130 --> 00:42:39,173 - I'm not going home with you. - Come on. Please? 668 00:42:39,256 --> 00:42:41,302 It'll be good for you. 669 00:42:41,386 --> 00:42:45,849 Being with them will make whatever you're going through feel like nothing. 670 00:42:48,142 --> 00:42:52,607 okay. But if they start, you're taking me out drinking. 671 00:42:52,649 --> 00:42:54,192 Deal. 672 00:42:56,110 --> 00:42:58,697 Come on, gorilla. We in Manila. 673 00:42:58,738 --> 00:43:01,700 Come on, gorilla! This is the thrilla! 674 00:43:28,936 --> 00:43:31,357 Well, well. 675 00:43:33,318 --> 00:43:35,777 Well, this is quite a collection. 676 00:43:35,819 --> 00:43:38,906 Let's land you a trophy wife. 677 00:43:42,662 --> 00:43:44,621 - How about Monique? - No. Dull. 678 00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:48,960 It's between Stacey and Zoe. 679 00:43:50,588 --> 00:43:53,256 Stacey was terrific, but... 680 00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:55,425 Zoe was always there for me. 681 00:43:55,467 --> 00:43:57,427 Clingy, I think you said. 682 00:43:57,510 --> 00:44:00,765 Forget about "there for you". Who do you want to spend your life with? 683 00:44:00,847 --> 00:44:02,850 Anne. 684 00:44:05,352 --> 00:44:06,605 Choose. 685 00:44:09,356 --> 00:44:10,649 Stacey. 686 00:44:47,692 --> 00:44:50,652 Jimmie Shannon! Long time no see. 687 00:44:50,694 --> 00:44:53,823 Too long. You look beautiful. 688 00:44:53,864 --> 00:44:56,658 The hair. That's new, isn't it? 689 00:44:56,700 --> 00:44:58,660 Said like a true guy. 690 00:44:58,702 --> 00:45:00,870 So, pull up a chair. 691 00:45:03,248 --> 00:45:06,710 - Quiet in your pit today, huh? - It's the oPEC conference, so we wait. 692 00:45:06,793 --> 00:45:09,547 It's not a great day for a tour of the exchange. 693 00:45:11,383 --> 00:45:13,885 That's not exactly why I'm here. 694 00:45:14,886 --> 00:45:16,847 This is gonna seem sudden... 695 00:45:16,888 --> 00:45:21,059 but something completely unexpected came up and I thought about you... 696 00:45:21,143 --> 00:45:22,686 because of... 697 00:45:23,436 --> 00:45:26,022 I've always had great memories of when we dated. 698 00:45:28,109 --> 00:45:29,776 Me too. 699 00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:32,029 The thing is, my grandfather passed away last week... 700 00:45:32,070 --> 00:45:34,408 I'm so sorry. 701 00:45:34,491 --> 00:45:35,909 Kuwait walked out! 702 00:45:37,703 --> 00:45:40,373 Buy! Buy! Fourteen contracts! 703 00:45:40,457 --> 00:45:43,042 Fourteen contracts, right here! 704 00:45:45,713 --> 00:45:47,713 Nineteen bought! Done! 705 00:45:47,796 --> 00:45:49,758 You were saying about your grandfather. 706 00:45:49,799 --> 00:45:52,761 He left me some money. A lot, actually. 707 00:45:52,802 --> 00:45:54,429 Five! 708 00:45:54,512 --> 00:45:55,806 A hundred million dollars. 709 00:45:55,890 --> 00:45:57,600 Sell it! 710 00:45:57,641 --> 00:45:59,392 But there's a condition. 711 00:45:59,477 --> 00:46:00,894 Size! Size! 712 00:46:00,937 --> 00:46:02,731 Six! Five! Five! 713 00:46:02,814 --> 00:46:04,647 - Up five... - Here's the deal. 714 00:46:04,731 --> 00:46:07,234 To get the inheritance, I gotta be married tomorrow. 715 00:46:07,318 --> 00:46:09,904 I know it's sudden, but are you interested? 716 00:46:19,164 --> 00:46:20,414 She's engaged. 717 00:46:20,498 --> 00:46:22,084 Engaged or married? 718 00:46:22,125 --> 00:46:25,129 - 'Cause if she's only engaged... - Forget about it. 719 00:46:25,171 --> 00:46:26,465 It ain't happening. 720 00:46:26,507 --> 00:46:28,966 So you'll marry Zoe. 721 00:46:29,050 --> 00:46:31,136 She was always there for you anyway. 722 00:46:33,222 --> 00:46:34,848 Zoe! 723 00:46:34,932 --> 00:46:36,601 Can't breathe. 724 00:46:36,643 --> 00:46:38,394 Me either! 725 00:46:38,477 --> 00:46:41,774 oh, I'm so excited. I can't believe this is happening. 726 00:46:41,857 --> 00:46:43,776 I've waited so long. 727 00:46:45,819 --> 00:46:48,321 What about what's-her-face? 728 00:46:49,489 --> 00:46:51,157 Anne. 729 00:47:01,751 --> 00:47:03,003 She said no. 730 00:47:03,086 --> 00:47:07,008 oh, I am just so thrilled that you would think of me next. 731 00:47:10,679 --> 00:47:12,515 oh, my God. 732 00:47:12,557 --> 00:47:14,517 How far down the list am I? 733 00:47:15,643 --> 00:47:18,020 Third. But what does that matter? 734 00:47:18,061 --> 00:47:21,023 I'm here because of all the wonderful times we had together. 735 00:47:22,401 --> 00:47:24,861 We did have some pretty magical times. 736 00:47:26,487 --> 00:47:30,200 In between you leaving me every now and then, saying I was too clingy. 737 00:47:30,284 --> 00:47:33,205 Zoe, I'm sorry. I just... 738 00:47:33,289 --> 00:47:38,500 If you forgive me now and marry me, I promise I will never leave you again. 739 00:47:38,584 --> 00:47:42,671 Swear to God that you will stay by my side always? 740 00:47:42,755 --> 00:47:46,009 It'll just be you and me forever? 741 00:47:46,093 --> 00:47:48,553 Come on, Natalie. We'll miss the train. 742 00:47:49,637 --> 00:47:50,724 Anne? 743 00:48:15,874 --> 00:48:18,335 I thought you were Anne. I'm sorry. 744 00:48:18,418 --> 00:48:20,213 Zoe! 745 00:48:22,298 --> 00:48:25,260 Clingy! He calls me clingy! 746 00:48:26,429 --> 00:48:28,389 Must be a fire sale. 747 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:42,904 I can't believe you. Zoe was a lock. A lock! 748 00:48:42,987 --> 00:48:47,617 only one man would tell a broad she's third on his list while he's proposing... 749 00:48:47,701 --> 00:48:48,952 Jimmie Shannon! 750 00:48:49,035 --> 00:48:50,788 She burned me in effigy. 751 00:48:50,871 --> 00:48:53,499 Rita bites her nails. You adjust. 752 00:48:59,841 --> 00:49:01,259 What's this one's name? 753 00:49:02,134 --> 00:49:03,260 llana? 754 00:49:03,970 --> 00:49:05,136 Love llana! 755 00:49:05,219 --> 00:49:08,433 Cute, funny. A bit theatrical, but she'll do. 756 00:49:08,516 --> 00:49:12,479 Hey, if you happen to see Anne again, just remember... 757 00:49:12,563 --> 00:49:15,063 she's on a plane to Athens. 758 00:49:15,147 --> 00:49:19,111 Hey, not your shade of green, jerk-off? Come on! What am I doin' here? 759 00:49:20,194 --> 00:49:23,115 The Napa Express is in the station... 760 00:49:23,157 --> 00:49:26,285 and continuing on to Redding and Portland, oregon. 761 00:49:26,368 --> 00:49:31,123 The Napa Express is departing immediately at 7:23. 762 00:49:31,206 --> 00:49:32,667 All aboard! 763 00:49:46,891 --> 00:49:48,643 Anne? 764 00:50:07,455 --> 00:50:08,790 What are you doing? 765 00:50:08,873 --> 00:50:11,708 I'm documenting my first day of being single. 766 00:50:11,792 --> 00:50:15,463 - Great, because we just missed our cab. - You know, I'm really lucky. 767 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:20,008 I came that close to making the biggest mistake of my life. 768 00:50:20,092 --> 00:50:21,387 That close. 769 00:50:23,097 --> 00:50:24,431 That close. 770 00:50:24,515 --> 00:50:28,019 Come on and tell the nice cab man. 771 00:50:37,738 --> 00:50:40,825 - I thought you said she was dying. - She is dying. 772 00:51:12,234 --> 00:51:13,736 Perfect. 773 00:51:23,203 --> 00:51:24,915 Encore! Encore! 774 00:51:28,501 --> 00:51:30,671 - Keep the change. - From a 20? 775 00:51:30,756 --> 00:51:34,258 - Wasn't that a four-dollar cab ride? - The poor guy had to listen to you. 776 00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:38,971 You think he went to work thinking, "I hope I find out about Anne and Jimmie". 777 00:51:39,055 --> 00:51:41,932 I'm sorry. I'm stopping. I'm stopping! 778 00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:44,685 Not another word out of me about Jimmie. 779 00:51:45,812 --> 00:51:48,941 But let's not talk about this with them. 780 00:51:49,025 --> 00:51:51,942 - 'Cause I just... - Please, God, make it stop. 781 00:51:57,033 --> 00:51:58,785 - Happy anniversary! - Thank you. 782 00:51:58,868 --> 00:52:01,162 I'll get the bags. 783 00:52:01,204 --> 00:52:04,165 Dale, missing you already. 784 00:52:09,838 --> 00:52:12,799 okay, how can I say this politely? 785 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:16,889 If you hadn't walked in here just now, I'd have forgotten you even existed. 786 00:52:18,223 --> 00:52:21,186 I mean, Joey, you strut onto my stage... 787 00:52:21,228 --> 00:52:25,481 and dangle money in front of my face like I'm gonna swoon... 788 00:52:25,523 --> 00:52:28,735 when all I even remember about you is we screwed a couple of times. 789 00:52:28,819 --> 00:52:33,364 And I recall thinking you look nice with your shirt off. 790 00:52:33,447 --> 00:52:36,158 But then again, so do I. 791 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,160 These are completely bent. These suck. 792 00:52:38,202 --> 00:52:41,747 - She didn't remember you, huh? - She did. Vaguely. 793 00:52:41,831 --> 00:52:44,252 oh, vaguely, that's good. 794 00:52:44,335 --> 00:52:47,753 I tell you, man, what goes around, comes around. 795 00:52:47,837 --> 00:52:51,091 - I have no idea what you mean by that. - Yeah, right. 796 00:52:51,174 --> 00:52:54,262 oh, it's my fault some girl I hooked up with a few years back... 797 00:52:54,345 --> 00:52:56,597 isn't chomping at the bit to marry me. 798 00:52:56,681 --> 00:52:59,016 What goes around, comes around. 799 00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:02,729 All right, man, come on. We need a name and a number. 800 00:53:02,812 --> 00:53:04,062 Carolyn. 801 00:53:05,272 --> 00:53:07,235 oh, yeah, the eternal student. 802 00:53:07,277 --> 00:53:10,863 The kids'll be bright. They'll have no friends, but they'll be bright. 803 00:53:20,207 --> 00:53:24,629 I bet you've never even considered the symbolism of a traditional wedding. 804 00:53:24,713 --> 00:53:28,090 Give me a break, Carolyn. I was an Econ major. 805 00:53:28,132 --> 00:53:31,093 Then it's right up your alley, because that's what it is. 806 00:53:31,177 --> 00:53:33,804 It is a ritualized property transfer. 807 00:53:33,888 --> 00:53:38,101 Father-slash-seller arrives with daughter-slash-property... 808 00:53:38,185 --> 00:53:43,816 who's wearing a white dress to guarantee the merchandise is, you know, unspoiled. 809 00:53:43,900 --> 00:53:46,150 A religious figure sanctifies the sale... 810 00:53:46,233 --> 00:53:48,153 and daughter-property becomes wife-property. 811 00:53:48,236 --> 00:53:49,614 It's beautiful, really. 812 00:53:49,697 --> 00:53:51,239 It's precious. 813 00:53:51,281 --> 00:53:55,411 Look, this man-slash-potential groom doesn't have the time-slash-energy... 814 00:53:55,495 --> 00:54:00,042 to put up with this feminist-slash- pseudopsychological bullshit. 815 00:54:00,125 --> 00:54:02,168 Yes or no? 816 00:54:04,045 --> 00:54:05,964 Glad to see you still got balls. 817 00:54:06,048 --> 00:54:07,966 I don't believe in marriage. 818 00:54:08,050 --> 00:54:10,970 Neither do I. That's the beauty of this offer. 819 00:54:11,054 --> 00:54:13,973 It's a marriage for people who don't believe in marriage. 820 00:54:14,057 --> 00:54:16,894 Your outlook, Jimmie, is so totally patriarchal... 821 00:54:16,977 --> 00:54:20,438 right down to these roses, which are the classic male overture to seduction. 822 00:54:20,522 --> 00:54:24,027 I always thought of them as flowers. They certainly smell like flowers. 823 00:54:24,111 --> 00:54:28,114 No, it's symbolism. They just happen to be the plant's vagina. 824 00:54:29,699 --> 00:54:31,492 - Come on! - It's true! 825 00:54:31,575 --> 00:54:35,372 That symbolism is the reason men give flowers. 826 00:54:35,455 --> 00:54:39,083 Why would a man give a woman a symbolic vagina? 827 00:54:39,166 --> 00:54:40,712 Why wouldn't he? 828 00:54:40,796 --> 00:54:44,213 It just happens to signal that his intentions go beyond platonic. 829 00:54:44,296 --> 00:54:46,341 It lets her know what he ultimately wants. 830 00:54:46,425 --> 00:54:50,012 Carolyn, I'm not interested in your goddamn vagina, all right? 831 00:54:50,096 --> 00:54:52,141 I just wanna marry you! 832 00:55:20,172 --> 00:55:24,383 So, thinking ahead, if Daphne says no, who do we go for? 833 00:55:24,425 --> 00:55:27,220 Be serious. We need Daphne. 834 00:55:27,262 --> 00:55:29,765 I mean, who's left, Monique? 835 00:55:29,806 --> 00:55:31,725 We need Daphne, all right? 836 00:55:31,808 --> 00:55:34,144 Monique is dull. 837 00:55:34,227 --> 00:55:39,193 Her life is eggplants and bean sprouts... 838 00:55:39,276 --> 00:55:43,196 lettuce, Brussels sprouts, broccoli. 839 00:55:55,167 --> 00:55:57,543 This is so exciting. 840 00:55:59,670 --> 00:56:01,883 - No peeking! - oh, well, all right. 841 00:56:01,966 --> 00:56:03,801 No peeking? 842 00:56:03,884 --> 00:56:07,055 All right, there. okay. 843 00:56:11,434 --> 00:56:13,270 Go ahead. open the box. 844 00:56:15,313 --> 00:56:17,148 - I can't! - Yes, you can! 845 00:56:17,232 --> 00:56:19,778 - open the box. - open it! 846 00:56:19,861 --> 00:56:21,486 All right. 847 00:56:23,030 --> 00:56:26,826 It's so beautiful! 848 00:56:26,909 --> 00:56:28,872 You're so beautiful. 849 00:56:40,426 --> 00:56:41,509 Mom! 850 00:56:41,592 --> 00:56:43,845 That's why people don't go out with you. 851 00:56:45,179 --> 00:56:48,600 Wait. I have to go to the bathroom. 852 00:56:48,642 --> 00:56:50,268 Don't be too long. 853 00:56:51,729 --> 00:56:53,481 I'll be back as quick as I can. 854 00:57:03,366 --> 00:57:05,326 Missing you already! 855 00:57:05,410 --> 00:57:09,249 Natalie and I were talking about going to get a drink, if that's okay. 856 00:57:09,332 --> 00:57:11,125 okay? You kidding? 857 00:57:13,126 --> 00:57:16,047 Your mother and I have got plenty to keep ourselves amused. 858 00:57:16,131 --> 00:57:17,299 - Drink? - Drink. 859 00:57:39,490 --> 00:57:41,657 Move aside. 860 00:57:44,953 --> 00:57:45,996 Through here. 861 00:57:47,039 --> 00:57:48,874 Come on. 862 00:57:48,916 --> 00:57:50,709 I got him from here. 863 00:57:50,793 --> 00:57:54,045 Get him the hell into cell six, and nobody talks to him but me. 864 00:57:54,128 --> 00:57:55,507 You got it. 865 00:57:55,548 --> 00:57:58,384 Hey, hey, hey! You think I'm playing some kind of game with you? 866 00:57:58,425 --> 00:58:00,676 I don't play good cop-bad cop. It requires too much patience. 867 00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:03,348 I go straight to bad cop, worse cop. 868 00:58:03,390 --> 00:58:05,892 - Now behave! - You heard the lady. Move it! 869 00:58:10,147 --> 00:58:12,358 - I see you're still enjoying your job. - Yeah. 870 00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,904 You look great. 871 00:58:14,987 --> 00:58:17,406 - You lose some weight? - Get that guy! 872 00:58:20,534 --> 00:58:25,080 Stay down, ya stinkin' mope, before I hammer your nuts up to your tonsils! 873 00:58:28,543 --> 00:58:31,088 Twelve pounds. Can ya tell? 874 00:58:34,172 --> 00:58:37,594 - Would you relax? - Relax? Let me get this straight. 875 00:58:37,636 --> 00:58:39,595 You're saying, take this money... 876 00:58:39,679 --> 00:58:42,725 and give up any chance of ever finding true and meaningful love? 877 00:58:42,766 --> 00:58:46,228 I'm only kind of saying that. 878 00:58:47,646 --> 00:58:49,313 What is wrong with you? 879 00:58:49,397 --> 00:58:52,275 What is wrong with me? What is wrong with you? 880 00:58:53,445 --> 00:58:55,488 Don't you want to marry someone you love? 881 00:58:55,572 --> 00:58:59,995 Unfortunately, for me, at this point, that is not an option. 882 00:59:00,036 --> 00:59:02,579 Well, fortunately, for me, it is. 883 00:59:05,125 --> 00:59:10,089 I've always had this dream that I'd open up my own restaurant and have this... 884 00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:13,092 You don't want to hear about this. 885 00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:18,472 I'd definitely like to hear about this. 886 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,557 It'd be more than a restaurant. 887 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,601 It'd be more like a new approach to food. 888 00:59:22,684 --> 00:59:25,687 Take salad. People hear "salad," and they think lettuce, right? 889 00:59:25,771 --> 00:59:28,943 And usually iceberg lettuce, especially Americans. 890 00:59:29,027 --> 00:59:33,447 They don't realize all the different varieties and kinds of lettuce... 891 00:59:33,530 --> 00:59:36,365 and all the things that can be done... 892 00:59:36,449 --> 00:59:37,826 Brussels sprouts. 893 00:59:37,868 --> 00:59:41,371 People go through their day kind of blah. 894 00:59:41,455 --> 00:59:43,665 But if they really stopped and looked... 895 00:59:43,749 --> 00:59:48,669 they'd realize that the Brussels sprout is more than another green vegetable. 896 00:59:48,711 --> 00:59:50,674 What it really is... 897 00:59:54,804 --> 00:59:56,180 Cabbage. 898 00:59:57,515 --> 00:59:59,809 How could you strike out six times? 899 00:59:59,892 --> 01:00:03,355 It hasn't been pretty. on the last one he says he blanked. 900 01:00:03,438 --> 01:00:04,855 You mentioned the money? 901 01:00:04,939 --> 01:00:07,024 That's what happened, all right? 902 01:00:07,108 --> 01:00:11,404 I just lost my ability to carry on a conversation. 903 01:00:11,487 --> 01:00:12,864 You used to date her! 904 01:00:12,948 --> 01:00:15,410 So what do you want me to do, mime the proposal? 905 01:00:15,493 --> 01:00:18,120 - Yes! - And you mentioned the money? 906 01:00:18,203 --> 01:00:20,832 What in hell kind of women are these? 907 01:00:20,915 --> 01:00:23,208 Enough! All right? Where is she? 908 01:00:26,004 --> 01:00:27,921 Buckley. 909 01:00:28,004 --> 01:00:31,467 okay, crunch time. Seventh game of the World Series. 910 01:00:31,551 --> 01:00:34,595 Bottom of the ninth, two outs, full count. 911 01:00:34,679 --> 01:00:38,225 This is our last chance. There's no tomorrow. Got it? 912 01:00:38,308 --> 01:00:39,726 Four clich�s ago. 913 01:00:39,768 --> 01:00:42,897 237 jobs, man, huh? 914 01:00:42,981 --> 01:00:45,149 Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas. 915 01:00:47,234 --> 01:00:49,279 You are sick! 916 01:00:51,865 --> 01:00:54,243 Nice to see you, Buckley. 917 01:00:56,245 --> 01:00:58,205 - You didn't have to. - Well, I wanted to. 918 01:00:58,247 --> 01:01:02,043 Truth is, ever since we stopped dating... 919 01:01:02,127 --> 01:01:05,715 well, I've thought about you a lot. 920 01:01:05,757 --> 01:01:09,091 And what have you been thinking? 921 01:01:09,133 --> 01:01:12,722 Well, I've been thinking that of all the women I've dated... 922 01:01:12,805 --> 01:01:16,600 you are without question... 923 01:01:16,641 --> 01:01:18,101 the... 924 01:01:19,936 --> 01:01:21,564 most poised. 925 01:01:21,606 --> 01:01:23,650 I'm sure you're right. 926 01:01:23,734 --> 01:01:27,152 Yeah, and lately I've... 927 01:01:27,235 --> 01:01:29,907 realized I could use more poise in my life. 928 01:01:31,909 --> 01:01:33,494 What are you doing? 929 01:01:33,577 --> 01:01:35,288 You must wonder what we're doing here. 930 01:01:37,706 --> 01:01:41,378 Roy o'Dell told me all about your grandfather's will. 931 01:01:41,462 --> 01:01:44,630 - I'll marry you. - You will? 932 01:01:44,713 --> 01:01:47,760 Just like that? 933 01:01:47,843 --> 01:01:50,553 The Hale-Winter family situation is eroding. 934 01:01:50,637 --> 01:01:52,765 We could use an infusion. 935 01:01:52,849 --> 01:01:55,684 Sacrifices must be made. 936 01:02:00,189 --> 01:02:01,273 Get up. 937 01:02:27,512 --> 01:02:29,888 okay. oh, my goodness. 938 01:02:35,979 --> 01:02:37,814 This is fun! 939 01:02:39,857 --> 01:02:42,693 I'd forgotten how much fun this can be! 940 01:02:42,776 --> 01:02:45,698 It took you 22 San Miguels to realize that? 941 01:02:46,865 --> 01:02:48,993 Really nice guys, huh? 942 01:02:49,076 --> 01:02:51,203 Viable choices. 943 01:03:11,224 --> 01:03:15,022 - Can I cut in? - Yeah, cut in. Hi. 944 01:03:15,063 --> 01:03:16,940 oh, God. 945 01:03:21,611 --> 01:03:24,364 How come Mom and Dad like each other so much? 946 01:03:24,406 --> 01:03:25,867 I know. 947 01:03:27,576 --> 01:03:31,122 It's hard to take, but it would be really... 948 01:03:31,206 --> 01:03:34,209 - It would be really nice to have. - Yeah. 949 01:03:35,251 --> 01:03:37,920 For those of us who don't already have it. 950 01:03:41,050 --> 01:03:46,220 - Where's Marco? - He went to pick up Buckley's dress. 951 01:03:47,348 --> 01:03:53,146 It's been on standby since the family Picassos went up for auction. 952 01:03:53,230 --> 01:03:58,319 one hundred million dollars. 953 01:03:59,737 --> 01:04:02,907 one, zero, zero, million dollars. 954 01:04:03,825 --> 01:04:07,120 Ten times ten million dollars. 955 01:04:07,161 --> 01:04:12,750 one hundred million dollars. 956 01:04:13,919 --> 01:04:16,172 Now, kid, just remember... 957 01:04:16,256 --> 01:04:19,090 Buckley can be very loving. 958 01:04:21,593 --> 01:04:26,348 Father, would you zip me, please? 959 01:04:43,158 --> 01:04:45,286 okay. I'm ready. 960 01:04:50,001 --> 01:04:53,795 - Assembled mourners... - Wrong service, Father. 961 01:04:53,879 --> 01:04:55,841 Is it? 962 01:05:00,303 --> 01:05:03,432 one hundred million dollars. 963 01:05:03,515 --> 01:05:06,309 Dearest, any chance you could say that silently? 964 01:05:06,350 --> 01:05:08,394 one hundred... Why don't we skip the pet names? 965 01:05:08,478 --> 01:05:10,646 This is a business arrangement, pure and simple. 966 01:05:10,688 --> 01:05:14,360 It's a little more than that. We'll be spending a lot of time together. 967 01:05:14,445 --> 01:05:17,904 I don't see why. You'll keep your place in the city. I'll stay in Marin. 968 01:05:17,987 --> 01:05:20,200 We'll see each other when we absolutely need to. 969 01:05:20,283 --> 01:05:23,244 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... 970 01:05:23,328 --> 01:05:26,289 I'm sorry, Father. Roy, what did you tell her about the will's provisions? 971 01:05:26,372 --> 01:05:30,835 I don't recall my exact words. 972 01:05:30,919 --> 01:05:33,587 We can only spend one night apart a month. 973 01:05:35,089 --> 01:05:37,050 one night together a month. 974 01:05:40,804 --> 01:05:44,059 - Pardon me. - Nice job. 975 01:05:51,358 --> 01:05:54,238 Does the will require that we sleep in the same bed... 976 01:05:54,321 --> 01:05:56,782 or would, say, twin beds create a problem? 977 01:05:56,864 --> 01:05:58,908 None at all. 978 01:05:58,991 --> 01:06:01,536 opposite wings in an enormous manor? 979 01:06:01,619 --> 01:06:04,747 As long as you're under the same roof. 980 01:06:14,465 --> 01:06:16,636 Continue, please, Father. 981 01:06:16,719 --> 01:06:18,304 Don't worry. We'll adjust. 982 01:06:19,388 --> 01:06:21,889 That will hardly be necessary. Three years will be over before we know it. 983 01:06:21,931 --> 01:06:23,935 - Go ahead. - oh, Lord. 984 01:06:23,977 --> 01:06:25,270 - Three? - Go on. 985 01:06:25,353 --> 01:06:28,773 - To join these people in matrimony. - Excuse me, Father. 986 01:06:31,942 --> 01:06:34,655 I may have misspoken. 987 01:06:34,738 --> 01:06:38,159 The marriage has to last longer. 988 01:06:39,075 --> 01:06:41,288 - Ten years. - A decade? 989 01:06:43,622 --> 01:06:45,083 Pardon me. 990 01:06:53,177 --> 01:06:54,926 And in ten years, I go free? 991 01:06:54,968 --> 01:06:56,763 Free as a bird. 992 01:06:58,140 --> 01:07:00,850 - With my half of the estate? - Yes. 993 01:07:10,236 --> 01:07:12,862 And I can live anywhere and with anyone I want? 994 01:07:12,945 --> 01:07:17,659 If you choose, you can leave the children and move to Afghanistan. 995 01:07:17,743 --> 01:07:19,660 - Do you, Jimmie... - Children? 996 01:07:19,746 --> 01:07:21,498 Don't worry. You have five years. 997 01:07:21,581 --> 01:07:24,042 Take this Buckley... 998 01:07:45,774 --> 01:07:47,360 one hundred million dollars. 999 01:07:49,279 --> 01:07:51,281 Children within five years. 1000 01:07:54,659 --> 01:07:56,577 one hundred million dollars. 1001 01:07:56,661 --> 01:07:58,580 Children within five years. 1002 01:07:59,247 --> 01:08:00,957 one kid! That's all! 1003 01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:04,962 Do like the English! As soon as he can crawl, ship him off to boarding school. 1004 01:08:05,045 --> 01:08:07,006 You can have an epidural! 1005 01:08:09,090 --> 01:08:11,678 Roy, let's go! 1006 01:08:11,761 --> 01:08:14,013 I've got to fill out some paperwork. 1007 01:08:15,223 --> 01:08:18,769 What paperwork? What are you talking about? 1008 01:08:18,853 --> 01:08:22,314 Freeze the company's accounts to prepare it for sale. 1009 01:08:22,398 --> 01:08:24,526 You're cuttin' us off without a goddamn dime! 1010 01:08:24,609 --> 01:08:26,901 You think I want to? 1011 01:08:26,943 --> 01:08:29,905 We won't get paid without that money. I'll lose my home. 1012 01:08:29,989 --> 01:08:32,908 So if I act illegally, I'll lose mine! 1013 01:08:32,992 --> 01:08:36,205 You have three homes! 1014 01:08:36,289 --> 01:08:38,248 I'm a lawyer. 1015 01:08:38,290 --> 01:08:40,586 There's still 17 hours, all right? Let's not panic. 1016 01:08:40,669 --> 01:08:42,920 I'll think of someone. 1017 01:08:43,003 --> 01:08:44,922 You better. We've got our backs to the wall. 1018 01:08:45,006 --> 01:08:48,218 Time for desperate measures. What about my daughter? 1019 01:08:48,302 --> 01:08:51,220 - Absolutely not. - Why not? 1020 01:08:51,262 --> 01:08:55,141 - She isn't good enough for you? - She's 15! 1021 01:08:55,224 --> 01:08:58,103 It's pretty late in the game for you to be Mr. Choosy. 1022 01:08:59,438 --> 01:09:01,397 Give me a lift home. 1023 01:09:01,481 --> 01:09:04,945 I'm too disgusted to drive. 1024 01:09:27,301 --> 01:09:30,971 From now on, we're only dating divorc�s. 1025 01:09:31,055 --> 01:09:32,849 Why? 1026 01:09:32,933 --> 01:09:36,102 'Cause we'll know they're already ready. 1027 01:09:36,185 --> 01:09:40,441 Right. or widowers then. Can't forget the widowers. 1028 01:09:40,525 --> 01:09:43,610 If only Jimmie had one dead wife, right? 1029 01:09:43,695 --> 01:09:46,490 - Then he'd be ready. - or two. 1030 01:09:46,532 --> 01:09:50,660 - Imagine if he had two, boy. - Yeah, then you guys would be married. 1031 01:09:55,874 --> 01:09:57,836 Do you think he'll call? 1032 01:09:57,877 --> 01:10:00,629 He doesn't even know you're here. 1033 01:10:01,549 --> 01:10:04,091 Yeah, that's right. 1034 01:10:04,174 --> 01:10:09,098 Can you imagine Jimmie at that salsa club tonight? 1035 01:10:11,183 --> 01:10:15,980 oh, my God. Trying to do that Rico Suave dip move. 1036 01:10:16,062 --> 01:10:19,150 oh, my gosh. The Riverdancer he's not. 1037 01:10:19,233 --> 01:10:24,072 Always kicks me in the shins and he scrunches my toes. 1038 01:10:25,322 --> 01:10:28,534 That would have been hysterical to watch him try. 1039 01:10:29,367 --> 01:10:32,831 - Call him. - What do you mean, "call him"? 1040 01:10:36,169 --> 01:10:38,545 okay, what do I say? 1041 01:10:41,131 --> 01:10:45,510 That you love him and you'll keep seeing each other... 1042 01:10:45,552 --> 01:10:48,390 as long as he doesn't propose. 1043 01:11:02,737 --> 01:11:04,700 That's it! That is it! 1044 01:11:04,742 --> 01:11:06,786 - Calm down. - The sun! 1045 01:11:06,869 --> 01:11:08,788 The sun! It's rising! 1046 01:11:08,871 --> 01:11:11,832 Just sit down, all right? The important thing is to find me a bride. 1047 01:11:11,916 --> 01:11:13,917 - I'm thinking here. - You're thinkin'? 1048 01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:17,589 Well, zippity-doo-dah! Hey, he's thinkin'! 1049 01:11:17,672 --> 01:11:20,174 I hear the flowers bursting into song. 1050 01:11:21,927 --> 01:11:26,138 Hey, listen. one moment, sir. The wheels are turning. 1051 01:11:26,222 --> 01:11:29,851 Ah, yes, proof positive indeed that there is a God. 1052 01:11:29,935 --> 01:11:34,982 You know why? Because my friend has finally experienced brain activity! 1053 01:11:35,066 --> 01:11:38,736 Hey, let's hear what he has to say. 1054 01:11:38,820 --> 01:11:42,657 - Pray, do tell. - It's not them. It's me. 1055 01:11:42,740 --> 01:11:47,329 They can see it in my face, just like Anne. 1056 01:11:47,412 --> 01:11:50,459 They know I don't want to get married. 1057 01:11:52,085 --> 01:11:53,585 That's it. 1058 01:11:53,669 --> 01:11:56,507 - Where you goin'? - To get you a wife. 1059 01:11:57,634 --> 01:11:59,466 Alone! 1060 01:11:59,550 --> 01:12:01,802 You think I'm gonna sit back and let you pick my wife? 1061 01:12:01,844 --> 01:12:04,639 - It's our only hope! - What is that supposed to mean? 1062 01:12:04,722 --> 01:12:07,685 You know how many times you've proposed now? Ten! 1063 01:12:09,311 --> 01:12:11,354 No, nine, and that includes Anne. 1064 01:12:11,437 --> 01:12:13,816 Excuse me! Ten! 1065 01:12:13,899 --> 01:12:16,484 What am I supposed to do, just wait here? 1066 01:12:16,568 --> 01:12:20,699 Just be at Saint Peter and Paul Church at 5:00. I'll have someone. 1067 01:12:20,782 --> 01:12:23,993 Don't forget the priest, and happy birthday. 1068 01:12:25,829 --> 01:12:27,747 He's still not there! 1069 01:12:27,831 --> 01:12:31,503 - Leave a message on the answer machine. - It's not picking up! 1070 01:12:31,587 --> 01:12:33,504 The next train doesn't leave until 1:15. 1071 01:12:33,588 --> 01:12:36,968 You're kidding! Well, let's go anyway. 1072 01:12:43,390 --> 01:12:45,601 So much for sleeping. 1073 01:12:45,684 --> 01:12:47,644 What time did you say we can get into that church? 1074 01:12:47,728 --> 01:12:49,146 2:30. 1075 01:12:51,231 --> 01:12:53,193 That gives us hours. 1076 01:12:53,276 --> 01:12:55,322 You got any ideas? 1077 01:13:23,601 --> 01:13:25,978 They all make it look so easy. 1078 01:13:27,063 --> 01:13:30,275 - Been a long night, huh? - No kidding. 1079 01:13:30,359 --> 01:13:32,360 It's grueling out there. 1080 01:13:32,443 --> 01:13:36,991 You definitely made the right decision as far as the whole celibacy thing. 1081 01:13:37,075 --> 01:13:41,704 I believe we were put here to love and cherish one another. 1082 01:13:41,746 --> 01:13:45,290 Sharing your life with someone you love is a blessing. 1083 01:13:45,374 --> 01:13:47,961 Somebody very wise taught me that. 1084 01:13:48,044 --> 01:13:50,797 - Jesus? - My wife. 1085 01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:53,217 You're married? 1086 01:13:53,259 --> 01:13:56,969 I was happily married for 26 years. 1087 01:13:57,052 --> 01:13:59,889 I only put on this collar when my wife died. 1088 01:13:59,973 --> 01:14:04,353 I'm the father of four and the grandfather of ten. 1089 01:14:04,436 --> 01:14:06,688 A priest with grandchildren. 1090 01:14:06,771 --> 01:14:08,149 That's the youngest. 1091 01:14:09,484 --> 01:14:12,903 Took his first steps last Tuesday. 1092 01:14:12,988 --> 01:14:16,659 Getting married was one of the best things I ever did. 1093 01:14:18,451 --> 01:14:21,581 It's a wonderful thing as time goes by... 1094 01:14:21,665 --> 01:14:25,168 to be with someone who looks into your face when you've gotten old... 1095 01:14:25,251 --> 01:14:27,629 and still sees what you think you look like. 1096 01:14:29,255 --> 01:14:31,885 The first time 1097 01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:37,639 Ever I saw your face 1098 01:14:43,813 --> 01:14:47,107 I thought the sun 1099 01:14:49,278 --> 01:14:53,947 Rose in your eye 1100 01:15:03,710 --> 01:15:05,879 Welcome to the other side? 1101 01:15:09,673 --> 01:15:11,800 Best thing you ever did, huh? 1102 01:15:22,020 --> 01:15:24,525 - Hello? - Who's this? 1103 01:15:24,566 --> 01:15:26,651 - Who's this? - It's Anne. 1104 01:15:26,692 --> 01:15:28,653 oh, Anne, it's Rita. 1105 01:15:28,694 --> 01:15:32,866 Hey, Mr. All-nighter, it's Anne looking for Jimmie. 1106 01:15:37,621 --> 01:15:39,248 How's Greece? 1107 01:15:39,331 --> 01:15:42,084 oh, hi, Marco. Where's Jimmie? 1108 01:15:42,167 --> 01:15:45,755 He's not home? We were out, you know, boy stuff. 1109 01:15:45,839 --> 01:15:48,717 And you ended up with his phone? What did you do to him? 1110 01:15:48,759 --> 01:15:52,930 Take it easy. You goin' to Athens nearly cost me my job... 1111 01:15:53,013 --> 01:15:54,975 not to mention, breakin' his heart. 1112 01:15:57,102 --> 01:15:59,604 Well, I didn't go. 1113 01:15:59,688 --> 01:16:03,233 I didn't go. I never went. I'm here in Mendocino with... 1114 01:16:03,316 --> 01:16:06,610 Yeah, okay. With Natalie. We're taking the 1:15 home. 1115 01:16:06,694 --> 01:16:11,075 So can you find Jimmie and will you... 1116 01:16:11,117 --> 01:16:13,953 Well, find Jimmie and just tell him... 1117 01:16:14,036 --> 01:16:16,539 that I really, really want to see him for dinner, okay? 1118 01:16:16,622 --> 01:16:18,791 - Yeah. - okay, thanks. 1119 01:16:20,209 --> 01:16:21,879 Hurry! 1120 01:16:24,172 --> 01:16:27,051 So this is where I'm going to tie the knot. 1121 01:16:27,093 --> 01:16:30,388 Me and Marco's mystery bride. 1122 01:16:31,805 --> 01:16:34,892 Why don't you try to get some sleep? 1123 01:16:35,851 --> 01:16:39,354 If I shut my eyes, I'll want to sleep forever. 1124 01:16:39,396 --> 01:16:41,774 You got about three hours. 1125 01:16:45,113 --> 01:16:47,363 Here. Hold on. Here. 1126 01:16:50,285 --> 01:16:52,995 Maybe when you wake up... 1127 01:16:54,623 --> 01:16:56,958 the world will look a lot different. 1128 01:17:03,797 --> 01:17:06,717 So, they get in at 5:50. 1129 01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:10,639 Which leaves us only 15 minutes to get to the church and get them married. 1130 01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:13,684 Tight, but doable. Does she know about last night? 1131 01:17:13,768 --> 01:17:16,270 Like I'm gonna tell her. That's Jimmie's problem. 1132 01:17:16,312 --> 01:17:18,606 If he had had more balls in the first place... 1133 01:17:19,817 --> 01:17:22,151 The thing is, he's not home and I have his cell phone. 1134 01:17:22,235 --> 01:17:24,656 - Have you heard from him? - Not a word. 1135 01:17:25,782 --> 01:17:28,699 Good news, darlin'. You're off the hook. 1136 01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:32,914 I guess the only thing is to get to the church. 1137 01:17:32,997 --> 01:17:35,375 There will be some disappointed brides there, but they'll get over it. 1138 01:17:35,458 --> 01:17:38,379 - "Some"? - Half a dozen, a dozen tops. 1139 01:17:38,462 --> 01:17:40,506 I put an ad in the classifieds. 1140 01:17:41,506 --> 01:17:43,051 Very good thinkin'. 1141 01:17:43,134 --> 01:17:46,803 Thanks. It cost me some bucks. Plus I had to send them a picture. 1142 01:17:46,845 --> 01:17:49,349 For the classified? 1143 01:18:01,986 --> 01:18:06,534 "Would you marry this man for 100..." What? What is this? 1144 01:18:06,617 --> 01:18:09,077 - Read it! - Did you see this? 1145 01:18:09,162 --> 01:18:11,247 No way! Come on! 1146 01:19:01,759 --> 01:19:03,262 Yes! 1147 01:19:33,963 --> 01:19:35,923 What time is it? 1148 01:19:36,006 --> 01:19:37,968 I got ten to 5:00. 1149 01:19:38,009 --> 01:19:40,927 Who said you could speak, asshole? 1150 01:19:40,968 --> 01:19:44,766 This is not my fault! I only put an ad in the classifieds. 1151 01:19:44,808 --> 01:19:47,227 Maybe we could sue. 1152 01:19:47,310 --> 01:19:52,899 Shut up! Shut up! I swear I'll break your scrawny neck with my bare hands! 1153 01:19:52,983 --> 01:19:55,987 According to him, who better remain silent... 1154 01:19:56,070 --> 01:19:59,280 Anne will be here by 6:00 at the latest. 1155 01:19:59,321 --> 01:20:01,324 We got five minutes for a wedding service. 1156 01:20:01,366 --> 01:20:04,579 If we keep the church, we're golden. 1157 01:20:04,662 --> 01:20:06,623 What the hell? 1158 01:20:07,708 --> 01:20:10,627 oh, poor Jimmie. 1159 01:20:23,183 --> 01:20:25,144 Get off my train! 1160 01:20:27,770 --> 01:20:29,690 Hello, handsome. 1161 01:20:32,150 --> 01:20:34,527 Well, hello there! 1162 01:20:34,569 --> 01:20:36,823 Let's get the hell out of here, huh? I got my bike outside. 1163 01:20:36,865 --> 01:20:38,114 Don't even think about it. 1164 01:20:38,198 --> 01:20:39,657 - Let go, freak! - "Freak"? 1165 01:20:39,741 --> 01:20:42,370 - He's mine, you hippo! - In your dreams! 1166 01:20:42,454 --> 01:20:43,370 Take it easy! 1167 01:20:43,454 --> 01:20:48,418 oh, damn! Johnnie, pick me! I'll make you so happy! 1168 01:20:48,502 --> 01:20:50,419 - It was like you were dead in heaven. - It's Jimmie! 1169 01:20:50,504 --> 01:20:54,633 You're my last chance, my last chance. 1170 01:20:54,716 --> 01:20:57,679 Princeton University, the same college as Brooke Shields. 1171 01:20:57,763 --> 01:21:02,266 He didn't say nothin' in the paper about education. Is that important? 1172 01:21:02,350 --> 01:21:04,353 Yes, you have to tell us how you're choosing. 1173 01:21:04,436 --> 01:21:06,772 Yeah, we need criteria. 1174 01:21:06,855 --> 01:21:10,193 Fair is fair, honey! Come on! Give us criteria. 1175 01:21:10,235 --> 01:21:13,070 Criteria! Criteria! 1176 01:21:18,410 --> 01:21:20,411 Calm down! Calm down! 1177 01:21:20,453 --> 01:21:22,623 Please, calm down! Look! 1178 01:21:24,165 --> 01:21:27,127 My criteria are... 1179 01:21:27,211 --> 01:21:29,255 you know, the same as any man's. 1180 01:21:29,338 --> 01:21:31,549 Answer the damn question! 1181 01:21:31,590 --> 01:21:33,593 This is a difficult situation. 1182 01:21:33,678 --> 01:21:36,803 I'm not gonna rush through it and risk hurting people's feelings. 1183 01:21:36,886 --> 01:21:40,392 He was firm! I love that in a man! 1184 01:21:40,475 --> 01:21:43,896 - And yet somehow, still sensitive. - oh, shut up. 1185 01:21:43,938 --> 01:21:47,732 - Is religion a criteria? - Absolutely not. 1186 01:21:47,774 --> 01:21:50,236 How about education? Is that a criterion? 1187 01:21:50,278 --> 01:21:53,655 I suppose some college would be a plus. 1188 01:21:53,738 --> 01:21:57,327 - College? - A plus, but not a requirement. 1189 01:21:57,411 --> 01:21:59,746 How about English? 1190 01:21:59,829 --> 01:22:01,415 She has to speak English. 1191 01:22:03,709 --> 01:22:06,587 I'm sorry. I gotta draw the line somewhere. 1192 01:22:15,014 --> 01:22:17,348 How's about looks? 1193 01:22:17,432 --> 01:22:18,933 Looks? 1194 01:22:18,975 --> 01:22:21,352 Yeah, looks! 1195 01:22:22,437 --> 01:22:24,399 That's a hard question... 1196 01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:28,611 because, as you know, physical attraction is... 1197 01:22:28,652 --> 01:22:30,822 It's a chemistry thing, really. 1198 01:22:30,906 --> 01:22:34,658 What she means is, should we clear out and leave you with the skinny blonds? 1199 01:22:34,742 --> 01:22:36,661 I didn't say that. 1200 01:22:36,745 --> 01:22:39,289 But we are talking about weight limit, aren't we? 1201 01:22:39,372 --> 01:22:41,207 - Well... - How much? 1202 01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:43,544 What's the weight criteria? 1203 01:22:43,628 --> 01:22:45,420 Right on, sister. 1204 01:22:45,503 --> 01:22:48,049 - I don't know. - What's your cutoff? 1205 01:22:48,132 --> 01:22:50,592 - 150? - 150! 1206 01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:55,307 You don't get a set like these at 150! 1207 01:22:55,390 --> 01:22:58,558 Why don't you just say skinny blonds and get it over with? 1208 01:22:58,644 --> 01:23:01,313 Skinny blonds with big jugs! 1209 01:23:01,396 --> 01:23:02,940 Don't put that clich� on me. 1210 01:23:02,981 --> 01:23:06,194 You just said the criteria were the same as most other men. 1211 01:23:06,277 --> 01:23:09,030 Most other men like blonds. It's a simple syllogism. 1212 01:23:09,113 --> 01:23:11,158 - But even so... - Hey! 1213 01:23:11,242 --> 01:23:14,911 Do you like blonds? 1214 01:23:14,994 --> 01:23:18,581 I'm not gonna say I don't like blonds! 1215 01:23:18,665 --> 01:23:21,376 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1216 01:23:22,127 --> 01:23:23,629 Ladies! 1217 01:23:23,712 --> 01:23:27,718 Ladies and ladies. 1218 01:23:27,802 --> 01:23:32,805 As the priest of this church, I feel it is my holy duty to inform you... 1219 01:23:32,888 --> 01:23:37,562 that this man has no money and has no intention of marrying any of you. 1220 01:23:39,772 --> 01:23:41,899 The whole thing was a prank. 1221 01:23:41,983 --> 01:23:44,360 It went a little too far. 1222 01:23:44,402 --> 01:23:47,946 Anyway, if we could clear out the church as quickly as possible... 1223 01:23:48,029 --> 01:23:49,948 we have to make way for a real wedding. 1224 01:23:50,031 --> 01:23:51,952 Go in peace. 1225 01:23:52,035 --> 01:23:55,787 Not true! He's lying, all right? 1226 01:23:55,871 --> 01:23:59,585 Who are we supposed to believe, you or a priest? 1227 01:23:59,668 --> 01:24:02,547 Yeah, what you think? You think you're some kind of comedian? 1228 01:24:02,630 --> 01:24:06,967 Gettin' us all excited and dressed up just so you can slap us in the face? 1229 01:24:07,050 --> 01:24:09,305 I don't think so. Excuse me, baby. 1230 01:24:09,388 --> 01:24:13,183 I don't want to get rowdy up in this church, but I will. 1231 01:24:13,266 --> 01:24:18,606 Now, somebody gettin' married up in here today, and it better be me. 1232 01:24:18,689 --> 01:24:20,901 You're all alike. You lead us on, then won't commit. 1233 01:24:20,942 --> 01:24:23,485 Is that how you get your kicks, playing with women's hopes and dreams? 1234 01:24:23,570 --> 01:24:25,948 Thank God I'm bisexual. 1235 01:24:28,824 --> 01:24:30,451 Here comes the bride! 1236 01:24:30,534 --> 01:24:32,663 Take it easy! Geez! 1237 01:24:36,626 --> 01:24:37,752 Come here! 1238 01:24:37,835 --> 01:24:42,048 I'm wondering, since I wake up in a church full of brides... 1239 01:24:42,089 --> 01:24:44,134 what is my face doing on the front page of the paper? 1240 01:24:44,218 --> 01:24:46,968 - Answer? - Anne's here, or will be! 1241 01:24:47,052 --> 01:24:48,847 Get back, you animals! 1242 01:24:52,016 --> 01:24:55,103 - Her train arrives in 40 minutes! - Cut the crap! 1243 01:24:55,187 --> 01:24:57,980 There's no direct trains from Athens to San Francisco. 1244 01:24:58,064 --> 01:25:01,528 - It's true. - She wants to have dinner with you. 1245 01:25:01,611 --> 01:25:03,529 Dinner? 1246 01:25:05,072 --> 01:25:07,077 From now on we do it my way, all right? Agreed? 1247 01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:09,452 - Agreed! - All right! 1248 01:25:09,494 --> 01:25:14,458 All right. I'm too excited to think! What do we do? 1249 01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:19,881 We obviously can't have a wedding in a church infested with brides. 1250 01:25:19,964 --> 01:25:22,424 Exactly! Can you get to the station? 1251 01:25:22,508 --> 01:25:25,096 - In 40 minutes? - Yes! Thank you. 1252 01:25:25,179 --> 01:25:27,805 Guys, I'm leaving you to take care of this mob. Don't let me down. 1253 01:25:27,888 --> 01:25:29,349 Crazy broads! 1254 01:25:40,111 --> 01:25:42,362 That will be $400. 1255 01:25:42,445 --> 01:25:45,156 I'll give you double if you can have it at the station in half an hour. 1256 01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:47,703 A customer gets what a customer wants. 1257 01:26:16,484 --> 01:26:19,571 Hey! Drop back! 1258 01:26:21,574 --> 01:26:24,867 - Ladies! - Let's get him! 1259 01:26:38,507 --> 01:26:41,426 There he is! 1260 01:26:48,435 --> 01:26:50,230 Stop! 1261 01:26:50,313 --> 01:26:52,273 I'll squash you with my bare hands! 1262 01:26:53,650 --> 01:26:55,903 Take me to the station as fast as you can! 1263 01:26:59,656 --> 01:27:03,203 You'll be delighted to hear we're arriving five minutes early. 1264 01:27:04,702 --> 01:27:06,580 oh, my God. 1265 01:27:08,458 --> 01:27:10,459 You're not gonna like this. 1266 01:27:13,128 --> 01:27:17,843 The northbound City of Seattle is ready for boarding on track number 16. 1267 01:27:17,927 --> 01:27:21,844 Ladies and gentlemen, train 623... 1268 01:27:21,928 --> 01:27:25,268 has arrived at 5:49 on track number two. 1269 01:27:25,351 --> 01:27:29,647 The express in the station at 5:49, track number two. 1270 01:27:54,925 --> 01:27:59,806 Do you have a second? I just gotta say something to you. 1271 01:27:59,848 --> 01:28:02,766 You're not going to propose again, are you? 1272 01:28:02,808 --> 01:28:06,312 You just really wouldn't want to let a girl down for a third time. 1273 01:28:06,395 --> 01:28:09,650 I know, but today I was at the Palace of Fine Arts, all right? 1274 01:28:09,734 --> 01:28:12,985 I was on the lake with this priest. It was really romantic. 1275 01:28:13,027 --> 01:28:15,489 We were there a couple of years ago, remember? 1276 01:28:16,992 --> 01:28:19,867 Suddenly I had this image of your hair going into your eye... 1277 01:28:19,950 --> 01:28:24,331 and I remember I pulled it back and there was this freckle. 1278 01:28:28,837 --> 01:28:30,380 Have you been crying? 1279 01:28:36,719 --> 01:28:37,678 Damn it! 1280 01:28:40,058 --> 01:28:42,684 This has been the worst day of my life. 1281 01:28:42,769 --> 01:28:46,981 You obviously know about the money. What you don't know is that I had to do it. 1282 01:28:47,065 --> 01:28:51,070 I would have been responsible for closing down the whole company. 1283 01:28:51,153 --> 01:28:54,072 I don't even know if you know I'm not married, which I'm not... 1284 01:28:54,155 --> 01:28:56,785 but I want to be. 1285 01:28:58,328 --> 01:29:01,372 - Would you please say something? - Why didn't you tell me? 1286 01:29:01,413 --> 01:29:06,210 I guess I didn't trust you to believe me... 1287 01:29:06,252 --> 01:29:08,587 that I wanted to marry you first... 1288 01:29:08,671 --> 01:29:12,050 and that the money was like a really big wedding gift. 1289 01:29:12,092 --> 01:29:15,805 I've spent the whole night asking every woman in the world to marry me. 1290 01:29:15,886 --> 01:29:17,805 "Every woman"? 1291 01:29:18,892 --> 01:29:20,394 You asked Buckley? 1292 01:29:20,477 --> 01:29:24,271 Every one but the one I want. 1293 01:29:31,488 --> 01:29:35,324 What was that that you were saying about my freckle? 1294 01:29:36,452 --> 01:29:38,413 It's still there. 1295 01:29:39,538 --> 01:29:41,455 If you want to walk away, I understand... 1296 01:29:41,539 --> 01:29:43,252 but I really got to tell you this. 1297 01:29:43,335 --> 01:29:48,173 Today I realized that the only thing really special about me is you. 1298 01:29:49,758 --> 01:29:52,428 I can spend my whole life, scared and alone... 1299 01:29:52,468 --> 01:29:55,098 rowing around with some priest... 1300 01:29:55,140 --> 01:29:57,515 or I could tell you how much I love you... 1301 01:29:57,599 --> 01:30:00,436 that you make me so happy... 1302 01:30:01,478 --> 01:30:05,275 and if it takes our whole married life to make it up to you... 1303 01:30:05,317 --> 01:30:08,193 I would be so honored just to have that chance. 1304 01:30:10,031 --> 01:30:12,784 I just want to be with you. 1305 01:30:12,826 --> 01:30:14,200 oh, my God. 1306 01:30:14,284 --> 01:30:17,538 Now that was a proposal. 1307 01:30:24,004 --> 01:30:27,174 We gotta go. We gotta go. 1308 01:30:28,258 --> 01:30:31,594 Father! Stay with him! 1309 01:30:31,677 --> 01:30:33,638 We'll get Anne! Come on, Roy! 1310 01:30:33,723 --> 01:30:36,643 Yeah, leave it to Abbott and Costello! 1311 01:30:37,684 --> 01:30:39,018 Where'd you get this? 1312 01:30:39,101 --> 01:30:43,149 Some preppy girl threw it over the staircase and ran off with another girl. 1313 01:30:55,036 --> 01:30:57,039 Eleven minutes to spare. Not bad, huh? 1314 01:30:57,122 --> 01:30:59,501 What do you mean? Where's Anne? 1315 01:30:59,542 --> 01:31:01,503 With Natalie, changing. 1316 01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:16,894 You look stunning. 1317 01:31:16,936 --> 01:31:18,397 I do? 1318 01:31:19,940 --> 01:31:23,235 Yeah, okay, maybe you're right. I do. 1319 01:31:23,276 --> 01:31:25,445 Missing you already. 1320 01:31:49,139 --> 01:31:50,433 Come on! 1321 01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:53,977 Where's Jimmie? 1322 01:32:02,862 --> 01:32:06,241 Get back here! Take it like a man! 1323 01:32:12,622 --> 01:32:15,959 Come on! Jiminy Christmas! 1324 01:32:28,679 --> 01:32:31,267 - Where's the priest? - You lost the priest? 1325 01:32:31,309 --> 01:32:33,602 Move it, fat boy! 1326 01:32:38,942 --> 01:32:41,779 Move away from the vehicle. 1327 01:32:43,656 --> 01:32:45,991 Excuse me. 1328 01:32:47,954 --> 01:32:50,997 Dearly beloved, we are gathered today... 1329 01:32:51,081 --> 01:32:53,876 to join two people in holy matrimony. 1330 01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:56,628 If you can hear this, give us a nod. 1331 01:32:56,711 --> 01:32:58,256 Good. 1332 01:32:59,882 --> 01:33:02,635 Anne. Is Anne out there? 1333 01:33:02,677 --> 01:33:04,889 I can't see her! 1334 01:33:09,518 --> 01:33:12,019 I'm right here, Father! 1335 01:33:14,604 --> 01:33:19,570 We are gathered here in the sight of God and the presence of this company... 1336 01:33:19,653 --> 01:33:23,072 to join Jimmie and Anne in holy matrimony. 1337 01:33:29,414 --> 01:33:34,920 The union of husband and... Never mind. 1338 01:33:35,796 --> 01:33:37,715 Do you take this Anne to have and to hold? 1339 01:33:38,758 --> 01:33:40,218 For richer, for poorer? 1340 01:33:40,302 --> 01:33:42,679 In sickness and in health, forsaking all others... 1341 01:33:42,762 --> 01:33:44,348 as long as you both shall live? 1342 01:33:50,228 --> 01:33:52,314 I do. 1343 01:33:52,397 --> 01:33:53,565 I do! 1344 01:33:54,524 --> 01:33:56,693 I thought you would. 1345 01:33:56,736 --> 01:33:59,070 Do you take this Jimmie to have and to hold? 1346 01:33:59,154 --> 01:34:01,116 For better or for worse? 1347 01:34:01,199 --> 01:34:02,744 For richer, for poorer? 1348 01:34:02,826 --> 01:34:05,660 In sickness and in health, forsaking all others... 1349 01:34:05,744 --> 01:34:07,955 - Excuse me. - for as long as you both shall live? 1350 01:34:08,039 --> 01:34:10,207 I do! 1351 01:34:17,090 --> 01:34:18,884 I do. 1352 01:34:18,926 --> 01:34:21,887 - Anne, I can't hear you! - I do! 1353 01:34:23,764 --> 01:34:25,851 Shut up! 1354 01:34:37,530 --> 01:34:40,658 oh, my gosh. How beautiful. 1355 01:34:40,741 --> 01:34:42,662 oh, how beautiful. 1356 01:34:44,121 --> 01:34:48,960 Listen, can I talk to you for just a second? 1357 01:34:50,794 --> 01:34:56,633 I've been proposed to really badly a lot... 1358 01:34:56,716 --> 01:34:59,763 and then proposed to... 1359 01:34:59,846 --> 01:35:02,930 pretty great, actually. 1360 01:35:03,848 --> 01:35:06,603 And, well, Jimmie... 1361 01:35:06,645 --> 01:35:08,604 he's not perfect... 1362 01:35:08,646 --> 01:35:11,733 but I love him. 1363 01:35:11,817 --> 01:35:14,111 And, well, he loves me. 1364 01:35:15,405 --> 01:35:19,575 So I think that he should be my husband. 1365 01:35:24,831 --> 01:35:26,791 There's my cake. 1366 01:35:31,297 --> 01:35:34,009 So could this... 1367 01:35:34,092 --> 01:35:37,052 Could this please be my day? 1368 01:35:47,981 --> 01:35:52,653 And now, by the power vested in me by God... 1369 01:35:52,695 --> 01:35:55,656 I pronounce you husband and wife. 1370 01:36:08,713 --> 01:36:11,174 Cake for everybody! Who wants cake? 1371 01:36:11,215 --> 01:36:13,176 Here you go, sweetheart. Have some cake. 1372 01:36:13,217 --> 01:36:14,761 There we go. Here we go. 1373 01:36:14,844 --> 01:36:16,845 Here you go, sweetheart. Have some cake. 1374 01:36:25,105 --> 01:36:27,858 Throw the bouquet! Throw the bouquet! 1375 01:36:27,900 --> 01:36:30,194 Throw it! 103611