Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,304 --> 00:00:08,873
We interrupt this program
with some breaking news.
2
00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:12,042
A monkey celebrates
the holidays.
3
00:00:12,110 --> 00:00:14,244
[Playing "Jingle Bells"]
4
00:00:17,048 --> 00:00:19,483
Looks like all this guy wants
for Christmas is
5
00:00:19,551 --> 00:00:21,685
his 2 front teeth.
6
00:00:21,753 --> 00:00:24,521
We now return you to your
regularly scheduled program.
7
00:00:24,721 --> 00:00:34,921
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
8
00:00:35,366 --> 00:00:37,534
♪ Hey, yabba, boy, yamma ♪
9
00:00:40,071 --> 00:00:41,105
Mad!
10
00:00:42,173 --> 00:00:44,942
T'was the morning of Christmas
when the Whos had awakened
11
00:00:45,010 --> 00:00:48,212
to find that their stockings
and gifts had been taken.
12
00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,815
And though you'd think a Who Christmas
could survive just on joy...
13
00:00:51,883 --> 00:00:53,484
- [Grunts]
- Turns out, those old Whos
14
00:00:53,552 --> 00:00:55,152
really wanted those toys.
15
00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:58,389
But the town came together.
They stood shoe to shoe.
16
00:00:58,456 --> 00:01:01,158
No one needed to speak,
'cause they already knew
17
00:01:01,226 --> 00:01:04,428
that the way to save Christmas,
or so it was told,
18
00:01:04,496 --> 00:01:08,032
was simply to solve
the Da Grinchy Code...
19
00:01:08,099 --> 00:01:10,734
Which was lucky for them,
'cause of the air
20
00:01:10,802 --> 00:01:14,071
came a man who looked just
like Tom Hanks with bad hair.
21
00:01:14,139 --> 00:01:16,574
And he brought along friends
like Nicolas Cage
22
00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:19,777
- and old Dr. Jones, who was also his age.
- Ohh!
23
00:01:19,844 --> 00:01:23,280
The town pointed with pride.
Their hearts started to swell.
24
00:01:23,348 --> 00:01:24,949
- I know.
- Said Nic Cage.
25
00:01:25,016 --> 00:01:26,684
I have bad hair as well.
26
00:01:26,751 --> 00:01:29,386
- His friend interrupted...
- We're looking for clues,
27
00:01:29,454 --> 00:01:32,223
and this Dr. Seuss book is
the thing that we'll use.
28
00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:34,658
If I stare at this page
for a small length of time,
29
00:01:34,726 --> 00:01:37,094
I'm pretty darn sure
of what we will find.
30
00:01:37,162 --> 00:01:39,930
- The culprit?
- The thief who pulled off this heist?
31
00:01:39,998 --> 00:01:43,167
No, the fact that
these books are way overpriced.
32
00:01:43,235 --> 00:01:45,669
The Whos question his answer,
but had no replies.
33
00:01:45,737 --> 00:01:49,106
I guess that's why they're known
as the Whos, not the Whys.
34
00:01:49,174 --> 00:01:51,508
- Jones said...
- I'll take this stick here,
35
00:01:51,576 --> 00:01:53,177
my staff of Ra,
36
00:01:53,245 --> 00:01:55,779
and shove it on up
your tiny who-kah.
37
00:01:55,847 --> 00:01:57,781
- [Gulps]
- Then the rays of the sun
38
00:01:57,849 --> 00:01:59,283
will melt all the snow
39
00:01:59,351 --> 00:02:02,453
and show us the place
where your presents did go.
40
00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,388
He positioned the stick
just as he had planned,
41
00:02:04,456 --> 00:02:07,324
but it did little more
than to give them all tans.
42
00:02:07,392 --> 00:02:09,526
Then, Nicolas Cage said
to the Mayor...
43
00:02:09,594 --> 00:02:11,829
Can I look at your desk.
It may shed a new layer.
44
00:02:11,896 --> 00:02:14,665
And under the seal,
he found an inscription,
45
00:02:14,733 --> 00:02:17,768
then closed both his eyes,
acting out his description.
46
00:02:17,836 --> 00:02:20,504
I'm led to believe that
the man called the Grinch
47
00:02:20,572 --> 00:02:23,007
stole all your things,
then took off in a pinch.
48
00:02:23,074 --> 00:02:26,443
He cracked his whip
from an antique sleigh,
49
00:02:26,511 --> 00:02:28,879
and knew the right codes
to get out the same way.
50
00:02:28,947 --> 00:02:31,915
You found all that out
from the desk in his room?
51
00:02:31,983 --> 00:02:33,417
- Not really...
- Said Cage.
52
00:02:33,485 --> 00:02:35,019
I just watched the cartoon.
53
00:02:35,086 --> 00:02:37,187
When all of a sudden,
a blanket of snow
54
00:02:37,255 --> 00:02:39,490
covered the men
from their head to their toes.
55
00:02:39,557 --> 00:02:42,493
It was the Grinch himself
who arrived with the stuff.
56
00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:43,827
- You're lying.
- He said.
57
00:02:43,895 --> 00:02:45,429
And I'm calling your bluff.
58
00:02:45,497 --> 00:02:48,232
From that story you told,
one's sure to surmise
59
00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:51,068
that the bandits you seek
are really you guys.
60
00:02:51,136 --> 00:02:54,405
See, I found that old sled
that I supposedly used
61
00:02:54,472 --> 00:02:56,640
to steal all the gifts
from all of the Whos.
62
00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:59,543
But if memory serves,
and the truth might just sting,
63
00:02:59,611 --> 00:03:02,646
it's you who has access
to antique things.
64
00:03:02,714 --> 00:03:05,649
And that whipping you heard came
from old Dr. Jones
65
00:03:05,717 --> 00:03:08,819
while the codemeister here broke
into your homes.
66
00:03:08,887 --> 00:03:11,622
The men blinked and reacted
the way guilty men do
67
00:03:11,690 --> 00:03:14,792
with a tug of their shirt
and not one gulp, but two.
68
00:03:14,859 --> 00:03:15,993
Ohh!
69
00:03:16,061 --> 00:03:18,329
Then Betty Lou Who,
who was no more than 2,
70
00:03:18,396 --> 00:03:22,199
and whose name we had changed
so that no one will sue, said...
71
00:03:22,267 --> 00:03:24,368
Why are you trying
to frame Mr. G?
72
00:03:24,436 --> 00:03:26,870
Clearly,
he's not as well-off as you 3.
73
00:03:26,938 --> 00:03:29,707
He's got a bad rep
from here to Who-bados,
74
00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:32,643
and his movie did poorly
on Rotten Potatoes.
75
00:03:32,711 --> 00:03:35,879
But everything changed
when he solved the Whos' crime,
76
00:03:35,947 --> 00:03:39,049
and the Grinch now had friends
for an awful long time.
77
00:03:39,117 --> 00:03:42,219
But not 'cause he'd learned
the true meaning of things.
78
00:03:42,287 --> 00:03:43,354
Ehh.
79
00:03:43,421 --> 00:03:44,688
But for simply reuniting
80
00:03:44,756 --> 00:03:46,190
the Whos with their bling.
81
00:03:46,257 --> 00:03:49,526
And as for the men...
Well, in Whoville they say
82
00:03:49,594 --> 00:03:53,263
that their movie appeal Shrank
3 times that day.
83
00:04:00,839 --> 00:04:03,040
Honey, have you seen my nose?
84
00:04:03,108 --> 00:04:05,109
[Gasps] Uh...
85
00:04:05,944 --> 00:04:06,977
Nope.
86
00:04:07,045 --> 00:04:08,145
♪ Mad ♪
87
00:04:08,213 --> 00:04:10,214
Can't fit enough lunch into
that tiny lunchbox?
88
00:04:10,281 --> 00:04:13,384
Then you need
the all-new Narnia lunchbox.
89
00:04:13,451 --> 00:04:17,221
Every Narnia lunchbox is an
actual portal to Narnia itself,
90
00:04:17,288 --> 00:04:19,823
which means you can throw as
much junk in there as you want.
91
00:04:19,891 --> 00:04:23,193
There's room for your lunch, your
textbooks, your gym clothes,
92
00:04:23,261 --> 00:04:25,896
your bike, your bunk beds,
your pets,
93
00:04:25,964 --> 00:04:28,399
- your friends' pets...
- Where's Baxter?
94
00:04:28,466 --> 00:04:29,900
And a thermos!
95
00:04:29,968 --> 00:04:31,735
Plus,
the Narnia lunchbox contains
96
00:04:31,803 --> 00:04:33,737
all the characters
you know and love.
97
00:04:33,805 --> 00:04:35,572
I want to swap lunches.
98
00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:36,707
[Roars] Aah!
99
00:04:36,775 --> 00:04:38,041
If you misplace something,
100
00:04:38,109 --> 00:04:40,878
just climb right in
and look around.
101
00:04:40,945 --> 00:04:43,947
One of our Narnia specialists
will be happy to assist you.
102
00:04:44,015 --> 00:04:46,283
Excuse me.
Have you seen my ham sandwich?
103
00:04:46,351 --> 00:04:48,852
Sandwiches are over
in aisle 47,
104
00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,521
right next to the bowties.
105
00:04:50,588 --> 00:04:52,523
Ugh.
There goes my Friday.
106
00:04:52,590 --> 00:04:55,659
[Roaring]
Aah! No, no! No! Aah!
107
00:04:55,727 --> 00:04:59,163
The Narnia lunchbox...
It's in there somewhere!
108
00:05:00,165 --> 00:05:01,498
Look, up in the sky!
109
00:05:01,566 --> 00:05:04,134
It's...Rejected superheroes!
110
00:05:04,202 --> 00:05:05,636
The incredible growing boy...
111
00:05:05,703 --> 00:05:08,472
A boy with the power to grow
about an inch a year
112
00:05:08,540 --> 00:05:10,307
until his mid-twenties.
113
00:05:10,375 --> 00:05:11,975
Weakness...
will most likely die
114
00:05:12,043 --> 00:05:14,411
somewhere in his mid-to late eighties.
115
00:05:14,479 --> 00:05:15,479
Sketch!
116
00:05:15,547 --> 00:05:18,148
A woman who can duplicate
anyone's likeness!
117
00:05:18,216 --> 00:05:21,285
Weakness...
must be in caricature form.
118
00:05:21,352 --> 00:05:25,022
What? Oh, come on.
I don't even like dune buggies.
119
00:05:25,089 --> 00:05:28,859
Altidude... A man with the power
to fly at incredible speeds.
120
00:05:28,927 --> 00:05:32,262
Weakness... is still subject to
commercial airline regulations.
121
00:05:32,330 --> 00:05:33,864
Yes, I know he has
a death laser,
122
00:05:33,932 --> 00:05:35,699
but there's some serious fog
in Atlanta.
123
00:05:35,767 --> 00:05:38,101
- I don't know. An hour?
- At least two.
124
00:05:38,169 --> 00:05:39,536
He says at least two.
125
00:05:39,604 --> 00:05:42,206
Rejected superheroes!
126
00:05:42,273 --> 00:05:44,541
I want a bike,
127
00:05:44,609 --> 00:05:47,044
and I want a princess outfit
128
00:05:47,111 --> 00:05:50,714
and a game station
and pink roller skate shoes.
129
00:05:50,782 --> 00:05:55,052
Ok. Your total is $927.58.
Cash or credit?
130
00:05:55,119 --> 00:05:57,921
And she just peed herself.
131
00:05:59,624 --> 00:06:02,426
"Mad" presents celebrities
without their makeup.
132
00:06:02,494 --> 00:06:05,162
Santa's ho, ho, hos
are g-g-g-gone
133
00:06:05,230 --> 00:06:06,663
without his makeup.
134
00:06:06,731 --> 00:06:08,665
Russell brand comes off
a little wooden
135
00:06:08,733 --> 00:06:10,000
without some touch-up.
136
00:06:10,068 --> 00:06:13,904
Lady Gaga is flash with makeup
and without.
137
00:06:13,972 --> 00:06:15,739
Cameron Diaz
can be pretty grumpy
138
00:06:15,807 --> 00:06:17,975
when photographed au naturel.
139
00:06:18,042 --> 00:06:19,877
And everyone loves Spongebob,
140
00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:22,145
except when
he's without his makeup.
141
00:06:22,213 --> 00:06:25,282
This has been celebrities
without their makeup.
142
00:06:25,350 --> 00:06:27,518
This week on
"Judge Mantis..."
143
00:06:27,585 --> 00:06:30,153
He owes me 2 months back rent.
144
00:06:30,221 --> 00:06:31,455
You lie!
145
00:06:31,523 --> 00:06:33,624
[Screeching] Judge Mantis
makes a tough decision.
146
00:06:33,691 --> 00:06:35,993
[Screeches] [Screaming]
147
00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:38,128
I'm very happy
with the judge's ruling...
148
00:06:38,196 --> 00:06:39,663
Partially
because I need the money,
149
00:06:39,731 --> 00:06:42,299
but also 'cause I really don't
want to be eaten today.
150
00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:43,634
[Screeching]
151
00:06:43,701 --> 00:06:45,302
But... but I won!
152
00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:46,970
I thought so, too.
153
00:06:47,038 --> 00:06:48,672
I thought so, too.
154
00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:51,241
And later, when it comes to
paying the wedding photographer,
155
00:06:51,309 --> 00:06:53,410
this bride says
"I don't."
156
00:06:53,478 --> 00:06:56,413
Don't miss one second of
an all-new "Judge Mantis."
157
00:06:56,481 --> 00:06:59,316
She's judge, jury, and mantis.
158
00:06:59,384 --> 00:07:00,817
Mad!
159
00:07:00,885 --> 00:07:03,520
[Wolf howls] [Hoots]
160
00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:06,323
[Snarls]
161
00:07:06,391 --> 00:07:07,658
[Gasps]
162
00:07:07,725 --> 00:07:10,193
- Jacob!
- Excuse me?
163
00:07:10,261 --> 00:07:12,763
[All screaming]
Jacob! Jacob!
164
00:07:12,830 --> 00:07:15,198
No, no, wait!
You've got it all wrong!
165
00:07:15,266 --> 00:07:17,868
Man, I hate those movies.
166
00:07:17,936 --> 00:07:19,269
[Whimpers]
167
00:07:21,239 --> 00:07:24,241
[Giggles]
168
00:07:26,344 --> 00:07:28,612
[Shutter clicks]
169
00:07:36,087 --> 00:07:38,355
[Screams]
170
00:07:40,258 --> 00:07:41,892
[Giggles]
171
00:07:44,095 --> 00:07:46,029
[Grunts]
172
00:07:46,097 --> 00:07:48,465
[Growls]
173
00:07:48,533 --> 00:07:49,967
[Elevator music playing]
174
00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:51,134
[Whirs and clanks]
175
00:07:51,202 --> 00:07:52,302
Ugh.
[Beeps]
176
00:07:52,370 --> 00:07:53,704
Ahh, come on.
177
00:07:56,774 --> 00:07:59,610
[Scoffs] Yeah.
Global warming.
178
00:08:01,112 --> 00:08:04,481
You sent the intersect program
full of government secrets
179
00:08:04,549 --> 00:08:06,583
into the mind of
a guy named Chuck?
180
00:08:06,651 --> 00:08:08,819
What?
I did no such thing.
181
00:08:08,886 --> 00:08:10,320
Oh. Wait.
Here's your problem.
182
00:08:10,388 --> 00:08:13,156
Yeah. It's a typo.
I actually sent it to a duck.
183
00:08:13,224 --> 00:08:15,392
[Gunfire]
184
00:08:16,561 --> 00:08:18,061
[Quacks]
185
00:08:19,731 --> 00:08:21,999
All right, team.
The ring is planning something big.
186
00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:23,834
- Any leads?
- Nothing.
187
00:08:23,901 --> 00:08:26,169
It's like they're always
one step ahead of us.
188
00:08:26,237 --> 00:08:27,838
- Aah!
- [Quacks]
189
00:08:27,905 --> 00:08:29,172
He just had a flash!
190
00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,942
Oh, sorry. I just spilled
bread crumbs on the keyboard.
191
00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:33,543
- Q-h-t-i-8?
192
00:08:33,611 --> 00:08:36,380
Wait. The Quentin Hotel
is having a holiday event
193
00:08:36,447 --> 00:08:37,814
at 8 PM tonight.
194
00:08:37,882 --> 00:08:39,816
That must be where
the ring's going to strike.
195
00:08:39,884 --> 00:08:42,452
Looks like duck's going
undercover.
196
00:08:44,455 --> 00:08:46,456
[Quacks]
197
00:08:49,027 --> 00:08:51,128
Ok. Is everyone in position?
[Quacks]
198
00:08:51,195 --> 00:08:54,364
Can the one-liners, duck.
This is serious business.
199
00:08:55,366 --> 00:08:57,167
Don't get any ideas, duck.
200
00:08:57,235 --> 00:08:59,369
We're only pretending to date.
201
00:08:59,437 --> 00:09:01,271
Duck?
202
00:09:01,339 --> 00:09:02,272
[Quacks]
203
00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:03,373
Duck! What are you doing?
204
00:09:03,441 --> 00:09:04,775
You'll blow our cover!
[Quacks]
205
00:09:04,842 --> 00:09:06,643
Unless...
206
00:09:07,912 --> 00:09:11,214
Of course.
The ring snuck in with the caterers.
207
00:09:11,282 --> 00:09:12,716
Duck, you did it!
[Quacks]
208
00:09:12,784 --> 00:09:14,117
[Flatulence]
209
00:09:15,486 --> 00:09:17,254
[Quacks] Look, duck.
210
00:09:17,321 --> 00:09:19,756
A really, really pretty girl
like me
211
00:09:19,824 --> 00:09:23,360
and a water fowl like you?
It would never work out.
212
00:09:23,428 --> 00:09:25,295
[Quacks]
Oh, duck. You're right.
213
00:09:25,363 --> 00:09:29,433
I can't take this will they or
won't they tension any longer.
214
00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:30,534
[Quacks]
215
00:09:30,601 --> 00:09:32,703
Of course. The mission.
I'm sorry.
216
00:09:32,770 --> 00:09:35,439
Now, how are we going to get
into the ring's control room?
217
00:09:35,506 --> 00:09:36,606
[Quacks] [Gasps]
218
00:09:36,674 --> 00:09:38,141
Nice work, duck.
219
00:09:38,209 --> 00:09:40,143
[Quacks]
220
00:09:40,211 --> 00:09:42,646
Ok, duck.
You know what to do.
221
00:09:42,714 --> 00:09:45,615
[Gasps] General Beckman!
222
00:09:45,683 --> 00:09:47,250
You're working for the ring?
223
00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:52,155
Now, tell me,
where is the intersect?
224
00:09:52,223 --> 00:09:54,124
Far away from here.
225
00:09:54,192 --> 00:09:55,358
[Quacks]
226
00:09:55,426 --> 00:09:56,760
Duck!
227
00:09:56,828 --> 00:09:59,062
Ugh! Come on!
We went over this.
228
00:09:59,130 --> 00:10:00,964
Get out of here, duck!
It's too dangerous!
229
00:10:01,032 --> 00:10:03,533
No, wait.
He has a plan.
230
00:10:12,510 --> 00:10:14,845
[Quacks]
Duck! You're a...
231
00:10:14,912 --> 00:10:16,012
Double agent?
232
00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:19,883
Oh, I'm sorry.
There's no more. See?
233
00:10:20,952 --> 00:10:22,385
[Quacks] Aah!
234
00:10:22,453 --> 00:10:23,987
[Grunts]
235
00:10:24,055 --> 00:10:26,123
[Growls]
236
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,724
[Quacks]
237
00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:29,860
Nice work, duck.
238
00:10:29,927 --> 00:10:32,696
I guess you are more than
just an aquatic bird.
239
00:10:32,764 --> 00:10:34,364
Mmm.
[Quacks]
240
00:10:34,432 --> 00:10:36,700
Ooh, hey. Listen.
Turns out I was wrong after all.
241
00:10:36,768 --> 00:10:39,202
Intersect went
to my old roommate Chuck.
242
00:10:39,270 --> 00:10:41,204
That's a...
That's just a regular duck.
243
00:10:41,272 --> 00:10:42,405
[Quacks]
244
00:10:42,473 --> 00:10:45,675
Ptooy! I can't believe
I just kissed a duck!
245
00:10:45,743 --> 00:10:47,177
Hey, it could have been worse.
246
00:10:47,245 --> 00:10:48,678
You could have been kissing
a nerd.
247
00:10:48,746 --> 00:10:51,046
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
248
00:10:51,047 --> 00:10:52,247
Still, definitely, see a doctor.
249
00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,351
Those things carry, like,
tons of diseases.
18471
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof