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With some breaking news.
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Canine research continues.
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[Barking]
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4 out of 5 doctors agree...
Chihuahuas really, really annoying.
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We now return you to your
regularly scheduled program.
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[Laughter]
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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[Laughs] We did it, Ellie.
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We're finally free
of all those idiots.
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[Knock on door]
[Record scratches]
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[Rap music playing]
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Sup?
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Yo, you got a situation here.
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And here.
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We saw balloons
and thought it was a party.
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Now, we're really high.
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Balloons!
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♪ What, what, what's that ♪
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I assure you,
there is no party here.
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Now get out.
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Too late, yo.
But if this isn't a house party,
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let's take this house
to the party.
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[All talk at once]
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What are you doing?
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We're taking this baby
to South Beach.
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Mike, take me home.
I feel [indistinct].
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Yo, I'm not ready to leave yet.
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I said take me home!
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[Both shouting]
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Sure, I messed up,
but that's how flying houses go.
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People go a little nuts
sometimes.
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Why are you talking
so close to me?
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I miss the cameras!
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[Crying]
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This place stinks.
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He doesn't even have
any pickles.
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Yo, pass me a haterade.
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He doesn't have any.
All he has are hater-tots.
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Ugh.
I hate this refrigehater.
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Hey, has anyone seen Pauly D?
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Yo, who needs a tanning bed when
you're this close to the sun?
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Mmm.
Smells like sausages.
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You kids had better not...
Oh, no.
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[Dance music playing]
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Oh, Ellie.
What have they done?
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They've turned our house into an
Italian-American meat factory.
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Look, everyone!
A hot tub!
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- No, wait! We're...
- [Screams]
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30,000 feet in the air.
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Ha! All I see are
2 feet in the air.
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Yo, fool.
She can't swim!
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[Screams]
And you can't slide, poser!
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[Screams]
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Sup!
You ready to go home now?
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Shut up!
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[Both scream]
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Man,
that is one stupid situation.
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[Geese honking]
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Yo, your phone is ringing.
I'll get it.
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This house is atrot-ious!
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Ellie, we're in luck.
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These kids are dropping
like flies.
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- [Screams]
- What are you doing?
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- Blow-drying my hair.
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Plus, I like to yell
when I get ready.
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[Screams]
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We're coming up on South Beach.
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Maybe you should throw your chains
overboard to act as an anchor.
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Whatever you say.
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I didn't mean with you in 'em!
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This is way better
than blow-drying my hair.
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We did it, Ellie.
It's back to you and me.
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Hey, Carl, want to make out?
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We're about the same size.
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Uhh...
Have you tried the jacuzzi yet?
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Oh, you're going to have to be
smarter than that to get rid of me.
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[Punches] Aah!
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Maybe Florida isn't
such a bad idea after all.
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[Rap music playing]
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'Sup, folks?
Let's party.
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[All cheer]
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[Dog growls]
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[Flatulence] Ugh!
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Bad idea number 771...
Unicorn on the cob.
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[Whinnies]
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[Screaming]
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Mad!
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For years,
they walked the earth
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with only one thing
on their minds.
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[Gasps and screams]
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Blood for dinner again?
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Luckily,
there's new vampire helper,
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the new flavor mix that turns
any dinner into a winner.
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Vampire helper turns
your plain panicked victim
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into a savory, tangy, cheddar
cheese and macaroni supper
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your family will love.
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I sound delicious!
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Oh, no, you don't.
That neck is mine.
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[Laughter]
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No, seriously.
[Growls]
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- [Screams]
- Vampire helper!
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Now in new sesame chicken.
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Uh-oh!
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Ok. I've got the loafers
you wanted in a size 3.
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Excellent.
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And I found another pair
I thought you might like.
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[Gasps]
What type of shoes are those?
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They're alli...
uh... crocodile.
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They're... they're...
croc... crocodile!
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Yeah. Crocodile.
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And now, it's time for
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"where is Kristen Stewart
wishing she'd rather be?"
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Kristen Stewart
always looks like
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she'd rather be anywhere
but where she is.
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Can you guess
where she's wishing she was?
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Is it "a," in a gingerbread
house, "b," on the moon,
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"c," in an aquarium, or
"d," in another movie?
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And the answer is... nowhere!
[Crowd exclaims]
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Kristen Stewart looks unhappy
wherever she goes.
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[Cheering and applause]
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[Growls]
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You can relax now, sir.
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I'll have your picture ready
in 5 minutes.
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Thanks a lot.
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- Mad! - Mad!
- Mad!
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- Every year...
- Ooh! Marshmallow chirps!
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- They return...
- [Gasps] That's weird.
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Just in time...
For Easter!
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[Screams]
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What?
I have to restock the shelves.
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"The chirps!"
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- They're gooey...
- [Grunts] I can't get them out!
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- They're sticky...
- [Groans]
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[Screams] Easter bunny?
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- And they never, ever go away.
- [Gasps]
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"The chirps!"
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- [Screaming]
- [Growling]
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[Laughter]
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[Belches]
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Bad idea number 267...
strobe lighthouse.
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[Dance music playing]
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[Foghorn]
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[Laughs]
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[Laughs]
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[Clicks]
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[Laughs]
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[Thunder]
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Uh-oh.
Looks like rain.
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Wah!
Watch it, kid!
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The penguin!
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Better not let the cops
see you with that.
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My umbrella?
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An umbrella can be a dangerous
weapon with those pointy ends.
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Gee. I didn't think of that.
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Better give it to me so no one
mistakes you for a supervillain.
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Thanks, Mr. Penguin.
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No problem...
[Thunder]
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Jerk.
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Wait. What just happened?
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Don't play sports but
want to seem like you do?
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Then try Shax body spray.
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Shaquille O'Neal?
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If there's one thing I
know how to do, it's sweat.
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I also know how to bottle it
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and how to replace
the "q" in my name
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so it looks like
that other body spray.
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- Is that legal?
- Shax!
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Just spray it on
once in the morning...
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- [Whimpers]
- And you'll reek for a week.
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They won't just think you've run
up and down the courts all day...
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They'll think something crawled
up your shorts and died.
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You'll be an MPV
on the court...
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I pick him.
With that smell, he must be good.
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- And off.
- Wow. Do you work out?
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- Never.
- Shax!
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Shax body spray.
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- It's gonna knock 'em out.
- Shax!
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[Buzzing]
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Mad.
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Aah. Thank goodness,
a bottle.
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At last!
Free me from this bottle,
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and I'll grant your every wish!
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Wait! What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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Ugh!
I wish I hadn't drank that.
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You and me both.
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I've never seen a case like
this before in my life.
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Me, either.
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I mean, look at it.
It's both stylish and functional.
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[Record scratches] Hey!
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So, can you help me or what?
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No, but we know someone
who can.
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[Gasps]
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A mouse doctor?
Are you crazy?
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[Gasps]
Shut up and say "ahh."
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Mouse, this patient has been
sick for weeks.
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[Belches]
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Ohh. Stomach hurt.
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How many times
has he tossed his cookies?
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I will count the times.
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One! One puke!
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Two! Two pukes!
Ahah, ah!
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Three!
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If you don't can it,
you'll be counting
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- the number of stitches I put in your face.
- Ah, yes.
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It must be the cookies.
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He eats 700 of them a day.
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- That's a solid diagnosis.
- Thank you.
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If you got your medical degree
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at the university of I don't
know what I'm talking about.
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- [Cries]
- Well, if it isn't Bob the baby.
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He smashed his thumb
with a hammer.
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Can we fix it?
Aah!
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Uh, actually, no.
We're going to have to amputate.
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[Chuckles]
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[Gulps]
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[Screams]
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Patient's name is Miley Cyrus,
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but she insists
she's Hannah Montana.
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I am Hannah Montana,
and everyone loves me!
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She's clearly delusional.
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[Grunts]
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♪ I'm Hannah, Hannah Montana ♪
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There's only one way to deal
with this... pull the plug.
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♪ La la la ♪
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Ohh! Ugh.
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I'm going to sue you
for mousepractice.
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Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
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He's getting worse,
and these x-rays are baffling.
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[Clears throat]
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I still think it's all
the cookies he's eating.
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Me like cookies.
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[Sniffs] He's lying,
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and I'll prove it
by inducing him to vomit.
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How will you do that?
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Mouse, are you crazy?
You'll lose your license.
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Not before he loses his lunch.
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Oh! Me so sick
of Spencer Pratt.
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[Retches]
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One puke!
Two pukes!
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Ah! Ah...
[Retches]
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[Gulps] Three pukes!
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Just as I suspected...
broccoli.
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You've been eating vegetables,
and your body is rejecting them.
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Ok, ok.
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Me try to eat healthier
without anyone knowing.
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I mean, me cookie monster,
not veggie monster.
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Mouse,
another impossible case solved.
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You're a real miracle worker.
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Shh. No.
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I'm just a mouse.
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