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We interrupt this program
with some breaking news.
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New footage reveals that aliens
plan to destroy our planet.
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Hey, uh, after this,
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you wanna go destroy earth?
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Sure.
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See?
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We now return you to your
regularly scheduled program.
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[Laughter]
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Mad!
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Grr!
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♪ Pattycake, pattycake ♪
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♪ bake this man ♪
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Now that whiplash is gone and
the government's off my back,
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it looks like it's
just you and me, kid.
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So, whatcha doin'?
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Working.
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Wanna turn the dog
into an iron dog?
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No.
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Wanna replace Nick Fury's
eye patch with a waffle?
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- No.
- You wanna...
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Look, I like being
your girlfriend,
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but maybe you should
find a guy friend.
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Jarvis is a guy, right, Jarvis?
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I'm just a machine, man.
Get a real friend.
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Sheesh. And I thought
iron was cold.
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This is great, Spidey.
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I love New York.
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Where are we going?
A club? The 4 Seasons?
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Better.
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And we're
at your parents' house.
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She's my aunt, actually.
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So, what do you want to play?
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Warcraft? Magic?
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Magic? What are you, 16?
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Yes, actually.
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Oh. Uh...
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Hey, look, the, uh,
iron signal.
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Gotta go.
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Cool if I use your skylight?
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I don't have a...
[Crash]
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I gotta say, Optimus Prime
is a pretty cool name.
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What are you doing?
I'm Optimus Prime.
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Oh. Your profile said you
were a truck, so I figured...
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I have the power
to change to a truck.
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I think the power to update your
profile pic might be more helpful.
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I just figured we have
a lot in common, so...
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Ooh, ooh. I've never had
a metal friend before.
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You want a cape like mine?
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Then we could
look exactly alike.
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Actually, I... I think
I'm ok without the...
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You're right, you're right.
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Uh, I think a scarf and a hat
would look much better on you.
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Ooh! Now we can rule
the world together
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and make up all sorts
of fun stuff.
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Uh, ok, ok.
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Uh, I'm the leader of latveria,
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and, uh, I stand like this.
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What do you do?
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I like mine better.
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There are no good
friends anywhere.
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Maybe the answer is
closer than you think.
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What the? How long
have you been in there?
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About a week and a half.
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Battery died, and I've been
stuck in here ever since.
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- Didn't you hear me yellin'?
- No.
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Tony, behind you!
[Music blaring]
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I'm stuck in this!
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Anyway, what
I'm trying to say is,
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maybe a friend is someone who shares
your same interests and fashion sense.
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I think I know what you mean.
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You built a robot
duplicate of yourself?
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Hey, loser. Let's
ditch Peter Piper here
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and go have some real fun.
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Wow, I never realized...
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I'm awesome!
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Now give me
the Lamborghini keys
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and let's get out of here.
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My car. I drive.
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My car. I drive.
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- Unh! Unh!
- Unh! Unh!
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- Grr!
- Grr!
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Your own robot clone
beat you up.
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I don't get it. It's
a perfect replica of me.
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Why is it a jerk?
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Ugh. What are
we gonna do?
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Wanna turn the dog
into an iron dog?
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Tony, look.
We need to talk.
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No thanks, bore machine.
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Grr!
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Listen to me. I'm constantly
trying to be nice to you,
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and you always turn me away.
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I'm sick of it. You are
the worst friend I ever had..
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Way to go!
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You destroyed the robot me.
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The robot you?
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Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.
The robot you.
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This whole time
I needed a friend,
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and you were here all along.
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I don't know if I want
to be your friend, Tony.
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I'll pay you $1 million.
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I love you, Iron Man.
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[Playing "Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star"]
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And now it's time for Mad's
Guide to Video Game Cheats."
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Having trouble with
Strike Man in Megaman 10?
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Just hit "a" 1,
right, left, left,
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and you can distract Strike Man
by making it rain kittens.
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Your time has come, Mega Man.
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Now, look...
Ooh, look! Siamese!
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[Cats meowing]
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Here's a move you won't
find in any rule books.
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Hit right, "x," "x," left,
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then hold both shoulder
buttons,
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and Blanka will force
his opponent
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to watch his parents'
wedding video.
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Here Blanka's mom
do chicken dance.
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I can't take it
anymore! I quit!
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Unh!
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Wait. Now cake cutting.
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Playing Super Mario and getting
tired of the endless jumping?
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Just tap left, right,
left, "b," "b,"
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[whistling]
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I'm going to
the princess' house.
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How about this weather, huh?
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Actually, I'm gonna try
to read, if you don't mind.
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Here we are.
That'll be 19.50.
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Can I pay you in gold coins?
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Mad!
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Mops. You own tons of them,
but do they ever work?
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- Hi!
- Aah!
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I'm Taylor Swift,
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and if squeaky clean floors
are what you want,
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get my new Taylor Swiffer.
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It'll give your floors a shine
just like my reputation...
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Dull, safe, and stain-free.
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Most mops don't get
those annoying stains
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that can ruin your evening.
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And since the handle is
as thick as my waistline,
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it's like having me
over to help clean.
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Let me try.
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No, wait! That's me!
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[Screaming]
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The Taylor Swiffer.
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Wherever celebrity-endorsed
crap is sold.
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Mad presents
"This Day in History."
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On this day in 1903,
Chester Haddenfield,
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inspired by the Wright
brothers' first flight,
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also tries his hand at flying.
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But instead discovers
the arm fart!
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Subsequently, he becomes
more popular at parties
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than either Orville or
Wilbur would ever be.
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And that was
"This Day in History."
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[Rumble]
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Whatever it is you're
doing back there, stop it.
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Yes, dear.
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Mad!
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You've seen him on all
your favorite cop shows.
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- What happened here?
- But this fall...
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How long has she been dead?
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He gets a show all his own.
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What'd you see?
Why was the body moved?
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Is that cranberry juice?
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"The Asker."
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- What was the time of death?
- One of the...
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Are you interrupting me?
Who's in charge here? What stinks?
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Who wants to be a millionaire?
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- Say what?
- If you've got a question...
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What's the best thing
before sliced bread?
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Should you use a silencer
to shoot a mime?
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Can fat people
go skinny-dipping?
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He's got even more questions.
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Where'd you get those shoes?
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What's another word
for "thesaurus?"
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- "The asker."
- Is he with us?
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Who said that?
Is this thing on?
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Why do they call it a TV
set if you only get one?
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[Bell ringing]
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Thank you.
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I hate the salivation army.
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And now, a "mad" look
inside Lil Wayne's mouth.
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[Horse whinnying]
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[Frog croaks]
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Ha ha ha!
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Mm-hmm.
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Unh!
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[Chuckling]
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[Whistling]
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Yeah, about a half inch
off the bottom.
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Keep the layers,
trim the bangs,
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no hair touching the ear,
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and, uh, watch out
for this cowlick here.
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[Buzzing]
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Like that?
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Uh, not exactly, no.
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[Computerized voice] Mad.
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Wanna keep tabs on your dog,
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but can't afford those expensive
pet tracking devices?
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Sign 'em up for doggie tweets,
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the new service that allows your
dog to tweet whatever he's doing
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every second of the day.
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No more worrying what
that little rascal's up to.
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You'll get updates directly
to your phone.
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So you can relax,
knowing he's safe and sound.
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Aah!
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Leaving you free to enjoy
your night on the town.
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Because as they say,
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a man's best friend is his dog.
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Doggie tweets.
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From the makers of
face-and-crotch book.
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I, Ben Franklin,
shall prove once and for all
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that lightning... Aah!
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Well, slap my face a $100 bill.
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What do we have here?
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This is so much cooler
than electricity.
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Who wants to sign the declaration
of independence next?
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Hmm. John Hancock's signature's
gonna be tough to beat.
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Unless...
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I sign it in fire.
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We have more than one
of these, right?
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Yo, G-Wash, my man.
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Oh, brother.
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Just ignore him and
maybe he'll go away.
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Hey, you guys need a lift?
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No, Ben, we're fine, really.
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- Ohh!
- Guys, check it out.
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I can shoot out of
my eyes and my tail.
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Aah!
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Don't worry.
I'll save them.
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No, Ben, wait!
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Uh-oh. I don't think
this guy can fly.
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Aah!
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Gentlemen, I'm going to have
to ask you to surrender.
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And who's going to make us,
little round man?
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Ha ha ha!
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Me, myself and...
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Humongasaur!
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Take that! And that!
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Yeah! How'd you like it
if I came to your country?
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In fact...
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Big Ben, meet bigger Ben.
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Yeah!
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Now there's just one
more bit of business
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I need to take care of.
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May I help you?
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Hi, is... is Mark here?
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Um, yeah.
Just... just a sec.
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♪ Do do do do do ♪
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Hi. Do I know you?
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It's me, Ben Franklin.
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Junior high?
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You used to tease me all the
time and call me fatty Magee.
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Oh, Ben!
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Listen, for what it's worth,
I'm really sorry.
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Oh, really?
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Hmm. I... I was gonna
smash your house down.
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Well, uh,
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I did come all the way
down here.
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Uh, do you wanna grab
a burger or something?
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Uh, I would, you know,
but I got the family now...
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Oh, yeah. Right, right.
No... no problem.
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Listen, you take care
of yourself.
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I will. You, too.
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Oh, and by the way...Yeah!
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