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Mad!
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Surprise!
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Hey, Zack and Cody,
it's me, Carly!
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- And Freddy.
- Hey, that's my part!
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I just want to join
everyone here in wishing you...
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Bon voyage!
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All your friends are here.
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Plus, we invited
you-know-who
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because his girlfriend
dumped him.
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Why?
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Why would you serve bacon
at a time like this?
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Hey, you're not taping over my "American
idol" audition tape, are you?
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Of course not.
What do you think I am, stupid?
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♪ If you liked it, then you should
have put some green on it ♪
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Good luck, guys. I just want to
say you're the...
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That wasn't me.
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Ok, that was me.
Look!
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Out the window!
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What's going on?
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Clifford thinks everyone
wants to play!
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Oh, no.
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Hannah Montana! Not you!
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Miley, Hannah got splattered
under that giant dog toy!
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Oh, no! My wig!
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Why, why?!
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How'd Clifford get so big?
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It says he got that
from a lot of love.
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Awww!
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Oh, and a lot of nuclear waste.
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Ugh!
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Look out, Zack!
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Yes!
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Maybe now I can win
a kid's choice award.
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Uh, I mean, boo, poor Zack.
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Carly, what happened?
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Something came off Clifford
and attacked Sam!
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Aahh!
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Oh, no, giant fleas!
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The army's on its way!
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What do you mean, on its way?
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We've been here
for half an hour.
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Word is you've got a big dog problem...
whoa, whoa, ahh, ahhhh!
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Look at the size of it! Ahhh!
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That's just a chihuahua.
That's the big red dog.
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Please, nobody panic!
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Who's panicking?
This is just how we run.
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Aaah!
Don't let 'em get me!
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I'm a one-of-a-kind
children's character!
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Ok, I see your point.
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- Uh-oh, I'm getting
out of here!
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What?
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It's from my mother's side.
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We've gotta get him
away from everyone.
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Hmm?
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Approximately 7 hours ago, Clifford the
big red dog appeared in Manhattan.
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This tape may be
the only evidence...
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♪ If you like it, then you
should have put some green on it ♪
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♪ oh-ho-ho, oh-ho-ho ♪
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I won't let you
hurt Bella again.
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It's me she wants.
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Ow! Did you bite me?
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Yeah, but only after
you bit me.
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Wait. Does this mean we're...
Vampire werewolves!
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Dude, we should hang out
more often.
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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Mad!
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The only thing worse than a
pimple is lots of pimples.
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But the only thing better
than getting rid of them
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is getting rid of them
on someone else.
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Introducing throwactive, the
medication with elevation.
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Just spread over the area
and watch those babies soar
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onto someone new.
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Why should you be the only one
with bad skin?
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Throwactive is perfect...
for cheerleaders, bullying,
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teachers, and even
the class pet.
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Throwactive... let it be someone
else's problem for a change.
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It's time for "sports o'clock,"
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with your host skip schwartz.
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Skip schwartz here, everybody.
Let's go to all of today's scores.
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14, 31, 56, 11, and you won't
believe this, 47.
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Unbe-schwartz-able! Fans, this week's guest
is basketball super star Lebron James.
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Lebron, who is the toughest team
you ever played against?
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Thank you, Lebron James.
It's time now for horns and sirens.
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Let's take a look
at the highlight of the night.
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That's gotta be a record.
And speaking of explosions,
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let's take a look at the college
game explosion of the night.
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That's gonna leave a mark.
That pain in your head can only mean it's time
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to circle the wagons. Experts, tell the world
who's going to win the big game. John?
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- Well... - Steve?
- I...
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- Odds are... - slick?
You can't argue with slick.
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Thanks for tuning in,
sports fans.
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Until next time,
I'm Steve Schw...
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Mad!
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They said the new
"Spiderman" movie
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would appeal
to a younger generation.
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But nobody was expecting this.
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"Spiderbaby".
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This spider guy
can barely walk!
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How come Parker's the only one
who can get me photos of him?
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A Spiderman for everyone
who likes truth,
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justice and jiggling keys.
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- Peter, meet your new
baby-sitter Mary Jane.
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Hey, tiger.
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Is someone hungry?
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- Look! It's spider, uh, um...
- Baby.
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Should an infant really be
on top of that building?
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He's a hero for tomorrow
because he can't walk today.
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Spiderbaby!
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We're going to storm the castle
and destroy that monster!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah, burn 'em!
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- Yeah!
- Tear his arms off!
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Yeah!
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Yeah, and bring him chocolates
and rub his feet and stuff.
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Huh?
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And, uh,
what everybody else said.
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Hmm.
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Huh?
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Huh. Hmm hmm hmm hmm.
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Pokémon, you gotta
catch 'em all... or do you?
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Rejected Pokémon...
Punchachu.
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Special attack, kicking.
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Glasstar, special attack,
frailty.
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Buzzkill.
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Special attack, indifference.
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Come on, Buzzkill, it's a
Pokémon battle, you love those.
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Meh.
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Your Uncle Hank.
Special attack, confusion.
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What's with all the Pokémons?
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Am I winning? I'm gonna go
stand over here.
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Rejected Pokémon.
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Gesundheit.
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- We're gonna get 'em today.
- Oh, yeah.
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Any Mario's gonna get past us?
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- No way!
- We bad?
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Oh, we bad, all right.
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Simon!
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Whyyyy?!
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He was so young!
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Why?! Why me?!
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Take me instead!
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My kid brother!
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Oh, what am I gonna tell ma?!
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Oh, mama!
Mama, your boy is dead!
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It should have been me, ma!
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Just try it again!
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High school yearbooks provide
some of the best memories.
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Too bad none of them are yours.
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Luckily, there's high school
yearbook upgrades,
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an enhancement package that
gives you the high school life
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you always wanted.
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Starting with personalized messages
from the hottest girls in your class.
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Didn't make it onto
the football team?
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Heck, we'll make you Captain.
And for a few more dollars,
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you can even get
the celebrity package.
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Remember that time you dated Demi
Lovato and were 6 inches taller?
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High school yearbook upgrades.
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You can't buy better memories...
for these prices.
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All right, new guy,
now stay alert.
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You got big shoes to fill.
Yeah, big shoes, big shoes.
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Stick with me, and you'll
go far in this business.
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Yeah, go far, go far.
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Not again! Oh, why!
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You crook! You criminal!
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He was only a kid!
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He was my kid brother's
kid brother!
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I'll get you! You overall
wearing snake part!
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How do I get out
of these pipes?!
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Help!
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Washington, Jefferson,
Roosevelt, Lincoln.
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The four of you are going
straight to the top.
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You mean you're going to carve our
faces into the side of a mountain?
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No! You dogs are going to be
my next big boy band.
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Four score
and I don't think so.
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Count me out, too, kind sir.
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But I need a group
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to outsing that popular king
George and the redcoats band.
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♪ Muh muh muh muh muh muh ♪
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Democracy, shemocracy.
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We're in!
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♪ Big time Rushmore ♪
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♪ Oh-ho, whoa-ho ♪
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We've only got 3 days until
the battle of the bands!
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I should really be
getting back to D.C.
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Me and the missus
have a date tonight.
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We're going to the theater.
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Can it, Abe!
We've got work to do.
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I won't let those redcoats
beat us.
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Take it from the top, boys.
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♪ I love you, baby, baby ♪
190
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♪ I need you, baby, baby ♪
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♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ booly, yeah, yeah,
yeah, hooya ♪
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♪ I love you, baby, baby ♪
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♪ I need you, baby, baby ♪
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It's time to work
on your style.
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I'm a founding father,
not a hobo.
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With my skin tones,
I feel this washes me out.
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I don't know,
I'm kind of digging this.
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How did you ever get elected?
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Maybe this was all just
a big mistake.
201
00:10:00,353 --> 00:10:01,554
- Pretty much.
- Yeah, I'll say.
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00:10:01,621 --> 00:10:03,322
Oh, yeah.
203
00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:04,724
The battle of the bands
is tomorrow night,
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and we're just not ready.
205
00:10:06,293 --> 00:10:08,227
What are we going to do?
206
00:10:08,295 --> 00:10:11,597
Well, spangle my banner,
who are you?
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I'm your fairy godmother,
Taylor swift.
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00:10:15,769 --> 00:10:18,571
Just be yourselves,
and the rest will follow.
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Hmm, just be ourselves,
eh? Lincoln!
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What? This is my real self.
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♪ I'll be there ♪
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And the winner is... Big time Rushmore!
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Ah, it's good to be king.
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USA!
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00:10:43,997 --> 00:10:46,866
Congratulations! You guys
got yourself a record deal.
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Hey, where's Abe?
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00:10:48,934 --> 00:10:58,134
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