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Captain, considering the ship's
currently floating in space,
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there's concern we may be lost.
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Lost? Of course not.
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Our bearings...
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Second star to the left,
straight on till morning?
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Captain, we're approaching some
sort of land beyond imagination.
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Jack Sparrow?!
Is that really you?
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It's been forever.
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My old friend,
Captain Two Hands.
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Wow, we do need to catch up.
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Why, you've spent all this time
fighting a kid in green tights?
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But there's a crocodile, too.
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He makes the most horrible
sound whenever he's near.
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Tick-tock.
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Like a clock?
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No, that annoying Kesha song.
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[Pop music playing]
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Point is, mate,
pirates are heroes now.
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You're allowed to win.
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Hey, Hook, look at your flag.
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That's you.
You look like that.
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Ha ha ha!
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Will you help me?
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I'll do better than that.
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I'll give you a makeover.
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Hmm. More swaying.
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Less frills.
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Move your facial hair.
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Some dreadlocks.
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Bring out your eyes.
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And finally...
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- [coughs]
- Dirt.
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What do you think?
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Captain Hook, you are the
world's next top pirate.
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[Cheers and applause]
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[Screaming]
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Ah! A-ho!
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Ha ha ha!
I feel great.
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Like I could take on
the whole world.
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Whoo-hoo!
Nice guy-liner, Hook.
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Got a hot date?
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Oh, I'll get you, Peter Pan.
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[Clears throat]
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Please, pirates
may be cool now,
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but staying a kid
will always be cooler.
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Right, Eddie?
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I'm moody.
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Little girls eat that up.
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Hey, Hook, you know what
I'm gonna do later?
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Drive a car.
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Really?
I was planning on voting.
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Hey, not fair.
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Of course, we could always
just go to an R-rated movie.
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Stop it!
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- [Chuckles]
- [Gasps]
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Uhh!
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[All gasp]
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Now, finally, the treasure
of Neverland will be ours.
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Uh, Peter Pan actually
doesn't have any treasure.
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You've been chasing this brat
for years and he's broke?
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Yes. But he cut off my hand.
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Big deal.
Tell that to Roy.
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I think I got a splinter
in my neck.
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Look at it this way, Jack.
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At least we have each other.
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Ja... Jack?
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Sorry, Captain, but there
are other pirates out there
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who need my help.
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Ain't that right,
Captain Munch?
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I don't think a squid
is part of a complete breakfast.
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But it stays soggy in milk.
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[Gags]
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[Vomits]
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The top 5 things Katy Perry
kissed but didn't like.
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A porcupine.
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- Ow!
- Ew!
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Is that cherry lip gloss?
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Tapioca pudding.
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Ugh. Feels like fish eggs.
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Fish eggs.
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Ugh. Feels like
tapioca pudding.
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A mouse trap.
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Whew. Thanks, Katy.
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And the liberty bell.
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Ew. I kissed it
on the crack.
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Heh heh heh.
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Mad!
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[Engine gurgling]
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[Flatulence]
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[Flatulence continues]
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♪ I want to throw up,
those kids are real rats ♪
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♪ that's why I send them
to my toys 4 brats ♪
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This week at toys 4 brats,
check out baby cutz-a-lot.
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That's got to hurt.
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- Lectroland play set.
- Zowwy.
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- Meat farm.
- Ew.
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- Skill saw.
- That's sharp.
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- And play-don't...
radioactive gloop.
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♪ So when you're
swinging at kids ♪
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♪ the way you're swinging
at gnats ♪
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♪ just send them down
to toys 4 brats ♪
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The world's biggest rip-off.
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[Water bubbling]
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I hate this show, but I
can't find the remote.
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[Roar]
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The problem here, class,
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the dinosaurs are actually
members of the bird family
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and would not roar.
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So I've corrected the sound
effects of the following films.
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Let's watch, shall we?
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[Bird chirping]
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[Rooster crows]
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I thought I thaw a puddy cat.
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And there you have it.
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Now, who wants to see
altered film from my vacation?
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[Growl]
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Hmm.
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[Cash register dings]
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[Man groans, tree snaps]
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"Frog the bounty hunter."
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There he is.
That's our guy.
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This will be easy.
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[Horn honking]
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[Frog croaks]
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[Horns honking]
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Next week on
"Frog the bounty hunter"...
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Oh, no, your father
was hit by a car.
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I'll save him.
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[Horn honking]
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"Frog the bounty hunter."
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Mad!
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[Bell jingles]
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Don't worry, Muffin,
you still look distinguished.
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[Muffin yelps]
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- Dog-o-phone.
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[Laughs]
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Hey, kids, remember, it's "I"
before "e" except after "c,"
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or when sounding like "a,"
as in neighbor and weigh.
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Plus these few exceptions...
caffeine, species, science,
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sufficient, ancient, society,
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weird, theism, protein,
sovereign, foreign, feisty...
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We interrupt this program
with some breaking news.
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A turkey is in the middle
of playing pool.
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[Dance music playing]
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Who's the turkey now, huh?
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Turkey or shark, either way,
it'll be over on Thanksgiving.
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We now return you to your
regularly scheduled program.
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Deify, deity, seize, beige,
neither, counterfeit,
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zeitgeist, sheik, conscience.
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And that's "I" before "e"
except after "c."
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Plus a few exceptions.
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[Chuckles]
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[Doorbell buzzes]
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[Chuckles]
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[Coughing]
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[Flatulence]
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[Groans]
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Larry, did you remember
to lock the door?
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Ugh.
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[Grumbling]
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Mad.
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- Celebrities without
their make-up.
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The rock may have
a chiseled chin,
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but he starts to crumble
without his foundation.
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Amy Winehouse should be grouchy
with how much make-up she needs.
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Iron man looks best
if you stand far, far away.
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Maggie Gyllenhaal looks doggone
droopy without her make-up.
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And Robert Pattinson
should move from Twilight
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into darkness with
what he looks like.
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Pbbl And that's celebrities
without their make-up.
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Whew.
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Sir, commissioner Gordon
fears the Riddler
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is going to kidnap
the studio audience
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on the "Family Feud" tonight.
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Did he get a riddle?
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No, I believe it says it
on the channel guide.
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I tried to get a ticket, but
it's been sold out for months.
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Then I guess there's
only one way to get in.
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[Theme music playing]
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Introducing the Batman family.
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Ready for action.
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And the Berkel family.
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It's time for
the "Family Feud."
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Ok, we all know
how to play the game.
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100 people surveyed.
Top 5 answers on the board.
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Name something you find
in a bookshelf.
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Bat holes.
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[Buzzer]
What, that's not right?
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Give me another.
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That's not how the game works.
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Give me another!
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All right, all right.
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Name something
you'd find in a cave.
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Computers.
[buzzer]
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You got to be kidding me.
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- Lola?
- Rocks.
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[Cheers and applause]
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Rocks? What kind of cave
do you live in?
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We'll play.
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Ok, Bats, back to your team.
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Batman, I'm gonna sneak off, see
if I can't find the Riddler.
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The who?
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The Riddler.
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It's who we're here to capture.
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Oh, right, right, right.
I forgot.
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Rocks, she says.
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All right, Mrs.
Johnson, since your family is up next,
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we'll just apply some powder
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so you don't sweat
under those lights.
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The joker!
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Uhh!
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Why did you punch
Mrs. Johnson?
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Why?
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Zip it, joker Henchman.
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The joker?
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It's the Riddler we want.
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00:10:06,426 --> 00:10:07,960
How's it going?
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Name something a penguin does.
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Robs banks.
[buzzer]
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Not good.
221
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Crummy Berkels are smarter
than Braniac.
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I gotta use the can.
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[Cackles]
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What the?
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Hold it, Riddler!
You're under arrest.
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Tell you what, Batman.
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You let me go
and I'll make you a deal.
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There's nothing you have
that I want, Riddler.
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Not even if I rig the questions
so you can beat the Berkels?
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Ok, Batman, name something
you wear on your head.
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A cowl.
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Name something exchanged
on the first date.
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A batarang.
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00:10:41,828 --> 00:10:43,328
Name Batman's secret identity.
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- Bruce Wayne.
- You did it!
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You won the "Family Feud."
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I did it! I did it! I...
Wait, what'd I just do?
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Bruce Wayne, huh? Sucker.
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