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Sync by mczolly
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Hey, yabba, boy, yamma ♪
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♪ Hey, yabba, boy, yamma ♪
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Mad!
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[Beeping]
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Dude, you crushed my bike.
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Give me your clothes.
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I think I'm supposed to
give you my insurance, but ok.
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Had to wear the hearts today.
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I don't care if you're running
out of room to put things.
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Just keep selling!
[knock on door]
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Hang on a second.
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Can I help...You?
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- Prepare to be wall-e-nated.
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What did I do?
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"All underwear half off."
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"Too much trash. Earth covered."
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But I haven't covered
the world in trash yet,
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and there's no proof
that I will.
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[Beeping]
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No, wait!
I'll clean that up!
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Whoa! Aah!
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Now we are square.
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Ouch.
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[Beeping]
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Hi, Oscar. Can you help us
find a triangle?
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Tell you what.
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Why don't you "try" and go away
so I can eat my lunch?
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[Sobs]
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- Hey, r2-d2, keep your
grubby hooks off my garbage.
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I like it like that.
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Unh! Ooh! Aah!
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- A square!
- Shut up, kid.
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[Sobs]
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I've eaten so many
crabby patties.
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How will I ever
regain my shape?
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[Treads squeal]
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Oh, that's better.
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Flynn, do you ever
worry what will happen
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if mount leftover gets too big?
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Nah, I just make the food.
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I don't care what
happens to the tra...
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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We now return you to "mad,"
already in progress.
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[Test tone]
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♪ Hey, yabba, boy, mma ♪
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biggest producers of garbage.
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♪ Yabba, boy, yamma ♪
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biggest producers of garbage.
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- ♪ - Garbage?, yamma ♪
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unh! Aah! Uhh.
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[All scream]
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Xerox.
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If anyone here disagrees
with this union,
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speak now or forever
hold your peace.
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Uh, I would actually
like to get my jacket back.
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Consider it a wedding gift.
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[Sniffing]
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Hey, kids. One of these things
isn't like the others.
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Can you tell which one?
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Is it miley, or maybe selena?
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Could it be the space alien?
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That's right, it's miley
that's out of place
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because selena and space alien
both start with "s".
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Thanks for playing!
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Ooh! Hee hee hee!
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There goes happy!
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Ah ha ha ha! Hoo!
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You'll never get
me marshmallow charms.
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[Toots]
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Quick, he went in...Here?
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Um, are you happy?
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Do I look happy? No.
I'm bertram, his brother.
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Do you make marshmallows, too?
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Oh, here we go.
Everybody loves the marshmallows,
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but no one ever says, "hey, who makes
the regular part of the cereal?
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He probably has feelings,
too, right?"
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You make the brown parts?
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Yeah, I make the brown parts.
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Are they still
fantastically delicious?
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No, they're "60 hours a week
with no overtime" delicious.
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Want some? There's plenty.
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No one's ever after
me brown parts.
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We're good, I think.
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- Come on, I have all
your favorite shapes...
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Brown squares, brown "x,"
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brown...Not really sure what that is, really.
A bell, maybe?
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We should go now.
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Hey, I'm the only reason this
is a breakfast food, you know.
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Without me, it's just candy.
But everybody loves happy.
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That's not even
his real name, you know.
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It's Arnold!
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Yecch.
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Mad.
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And the nominees
for best scrunchie are...
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Oh, you guys.
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[Gasping and gurgling]
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[Roaring]
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[All scream]
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Mad's guide to phobias.
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Tagaphobia: The fear that an
unflattering photo of you
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will appear on friendnook.
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[Monkey chitters]
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Pantightus: The fear that you
won't be able to get out
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of your skinny jeans.
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Snowglophobia: The fear that
when you shake a snow globe,
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you're ruining the lives
of tiny people.
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[Screaming]
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And voltronitis: The fear that the
guy who pilots your leg robot
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won't show up today.
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And that's mad's
guide to phobias.
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That's mommy's good boy.
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Open wide.
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Mmm, yummy, yummy.
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What a sweetie you are.
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Oh, my. Your child
is a good eater.
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Oh, yes.
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You're lucky.
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My kids eat like a bird.
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[Retching]
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[Children crying]
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This week on "the spatula"...
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He's narrowed it down
to 4 beauties,
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but even that's
a lot of handle.
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I thought I could
take the heat,
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but these women are making it
difficult to choose.
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Come on, baby. You don't want them.
They're silicone.
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And it wouldn't be "the spatula"
without a sizzling scandal.
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[Clanking]
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- What do you think I am,
some high-priced appliance?
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[Sobbing] He said
he was gonna pick me!
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- That's what he does...
He flips.
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Will you accept this bacon?
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Man, do I have egg on my face.
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"The spatula."
It's gonna get hot.
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I've gathered you all here
to tell you
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that the killer is
actually in this room.
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Uh, yeah, way ahead of you.
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Heh heh heh.
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Aah!
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Heh heh heh heh heh.
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It's time for another round
of "where's lady gaga?"
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Lady gaga has decided
to visit this amusement park.
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Can you find her?
Is that her?
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What about here? There?
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Could it be? You think?
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What about here?
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Nope! There she is.
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- Mad!
- Mad!
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[Flies buzzing]
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Oh, man.
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Looks like you got "toad."
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Get it? Toad?
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Toad! That's a good one!
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[Gulps] Oh, great.
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Now I gotta hop home.
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[Playing violin]
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[Snoring]
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Hi, I'm Usher.
Do you have any idea
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how it felt to discover
Justin bieber,
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then mold him into
whatever I wanted?
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Heh. Of course you don't.
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That's why I opened
build-a-bieber.
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My bieber wants to have
a tea party with me.
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Of course he does.
When you build a bieber,
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you can make him do and say
anything you want,
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like play dress-up...
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I'm from Canada.
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Tell each other secrets...
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- I love you, too.
- [gasps]
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And go on pony rides.
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- I'm from Canada.
- Stop saying that.
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My Justin bieber doesn't make
as much money as yours does.
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Heh. No, he won't do that.
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But, man, he sure is cute.
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Biebers: I'm from Canada.
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- Mad!
- Mad!
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[Snickering]
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Ape!
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This week on "extreme
renovation house edition,"
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we're heading north...
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Way north...
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To take on superman's home,
the fortress of solitude,
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at the request of some of
the people closest to him.
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All: Hi, "extreme renovation."
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We couldn't help but feel
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that superman's
fortress of solitude
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was interfering with
his social life.
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Yeah. I'd actually
hang out with him
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if his place wasn't
so darn cold.
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Can you help?
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We sure can, Lex.
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Good morning, superman!
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Morning?
We're at the north pole.
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It's 11:30 at night.
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We're sending you
to Disneyland!
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Is someone in danger?
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- I'll say... him, for living
such a private life.
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Tear down those crystal walls!
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This may take a while.
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- I couldn't find anything wrong
at Disneyland, so I...
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Wait, who are you?
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Ty pennington, "extreme
renovation house edition,"
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the show responsible for
your new fortress of fun!
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Fortress of what?
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How did you get into my house?
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With the spare key
you left with your neighbor.
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[Bells jingle]
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Lousy neighbor.
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Check out your new digs!
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- What the...
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Where are the crystals with
the messages from my father?
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Holograms are so last season.
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That's why we replaced yours
with a 52-inch plasma screen!
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- My son, it is important for you
to know that the answers to all...
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- That demi lovato
sure looks good in hd, huh?
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But all my lessons
about life on earth?
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Hey, you can learn a thing or two
from these crazy kids as well.
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Am I right? Let's check out
the bedroom.
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Your previous bed
was a Kryptonian chamber
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that harnessed
the rays of the sun,
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so we replaced it with
bunk beds!
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- But...
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- And in case you get lonely,
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we also added Zack from "zack
and cody" as your bunkmate!
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Plus, we were going
to expand your closet,
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but it already seemed
pretty roomy.
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You unlocked the phantom zone?
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But... but general Zod!
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He must be halfway
across the universe by now!
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Keep it down out there,
will you?
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I'm watching "victorious."
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I'll show you
who's victorious.
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- My son...
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[Both grunting]
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[Doorbell rings]
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Ooh!
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Will you look at all
the beautiful changes!
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[All grunting and shouting]
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Next week on "extreme renovation house
edition," we make over this house.
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You're doing what? Oof!
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