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Hi. What's
for dinner?
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Soup.
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That's it?
Just soup?
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Yup.
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'Cause usually, it's like soup and-
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ok, do you really want a salad?
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I'm just saying, something's
gotta lure me in here, I mean-
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what's it gonna be, the hot
water or the mushy vegetables?
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Doug, come on, I worked
really hard on this,
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I chopped, I diced,
I even wore an apron,
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please try it.
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Fine.
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So?
Mm-hm.
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It's pretty
good.
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Just needs something. What?
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A slab of ribs. I'm
calling smokey Joe's.
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Honey, did you see my blue camisole?
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I think I'd be more of a help
if I knew what a camisole was.
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It's like a tank top, only... nicer.
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Anyway I took it out last
night and now it's gone.
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Didn't just get up
and walk away.
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I'm sorry, do you think I'm wearing
it under here and not telling you?
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Come on! I wanna
look nice today.
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I'm meeting that girl
that I'm mentoring.
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What are you
talking about?
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You know the thing that
my company sponsors,
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where you can volunteer
to help a troubled teen?
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I thought you said you
didn't want to do that.
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Did not.
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Yes you did.
You said,
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"why would I want to spend my
time with some pimple-faced reject
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who's probably gonna end
up robbing a liquor store?"
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Doug, the point is
that I thought about it,
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and I can really relate
to these girls, you know?
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When I was a teenager, I
did some messed-up stuff.
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After my mom
died I...
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Started flunking out
of classes, shoplifting-
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not to mention
promiscuous as hell.
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Wo-whoah, where
you going? Hey,
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you know you're not allowed up there.
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I'm returning
Carrie's camisole.
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What!? I was shining the mailbox.
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I begged you to buy me
that chamois at caldor's!
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All right, boys, I skipped
breakfast, I'm starving,
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so you know the rule.
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Yup. Anything we're not
chewing, could be yours.
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I don't believe it. What's up?
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Over there, a bunch of
guys from priority plus.
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Man, I hate
those guys.
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"We offer quality service
at affordable prices."
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How gay
is that?
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Yeah, and they're sitting at our table,
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you know. Come on. Lemme.
- lemme handle this, ok?
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Gentlemen.
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I understand you guys
aren't from around here, and
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you probably
didn't know but
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this here, it's
an I.P.S. Table.
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Has been since 2002.
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We knew that.
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Why do you think
we sat here?
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Hey, how's that 428
di-cad working out for you?
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Still freezing up
by the airport?
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That's it! Easy, easy!
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He's not
worth it.
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You know
what guys?
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I don't like the smell in here.
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Let's bounce.
Yeah,
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we're bouncin'.
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Oh, by the way, try to enjoy your
iced tea without sweet and low.
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Can I take
your order?
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Yes, can I get a,
uh, number 3, uh-
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a bacon cheeseburger
and a large fry?
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Yup. Please pull forward.
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Uh-
how's that?
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Yeah, ok.
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Yeah, and a chicken sandwich
and a chocolate shake,
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for my friend.
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Please pull forward. You got it.
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Can I uh, get
some extra ketchup?
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Anyway, I know being 16 is really hard,
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it's really,
really hard.
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I mean, I was 16
when my mom died.
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My mom's not dead,
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she just sleeps with every
dude who owns a guitar.
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Mm-hm,
mm-hm.
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That can be
rough too.
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So you like
fries, huh?
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I guess. Cool. Cool.
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Me too.
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Call me crazy,
I like fries.
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So anything you, uh,
you wanna talk about?
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Boy trouble,
girl trouble?
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Anything you wanna
rap about, just shoot.
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So how much more mentoring
do you have planned?
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'Cause I'm supposed
to go get a tattoo.
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That's about it, let me
get the check, excuse me-
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oh, be just
a minute hon.
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So if it were me,
I'd dump him.
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Okeydoke.
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Let's just take off.
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Gina, dear, we can't just take off, ok?
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As your mentor, I should
tell you, it's very important
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to obey the law.
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The waitress
is a jerk,
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the food
sucked-
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so...
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Let's just go.
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Miss?
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If I can-
just a sec.
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I mean seriously, it's ridiculous.
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We've been through this a million times.
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Oh my God,
oh my God!
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What?
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You actually
did it?
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Actually, you know
what? This isn't right,
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let's go back in
and pay the-nah-uh.
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Quick, behind
the dumpster.
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Hello?
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Oh, um-
hi, Mr. dugan.
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It's my boss.
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Uh, the mentoring is going fine.
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Actually I just wish I had a
little bit more time with her.
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This is one
troubled teen.
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Really?
Ok, great. Well-
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then I'll see you
tomorrow. Thanks. Bye-bye.
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Well I have
the day off.
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What do you got
going on?
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I'm supposed to
go back to school.
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Oh, really? School?
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"I like to learn."
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Come on, let's go to the movies.
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I don't have
any money.
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You don't need any money,
you just flirt with the Usher
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while I sneak in back and
open up the fire exit for you.
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Ah!
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Honey, I am going to
teach you some things-
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nothing I can
do about it!
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You know they make salad in a cup now?
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Do me a favor, keep
it movin', all right?
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You know I think with my
winch and some French fry oil,
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I could probably
get you outta there.
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You know what?
I'm fine.
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Seriously, lemme
pull your truck out.
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I'd rather stay here
the rest of my life than
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have some priority plus
clown get me out of here, ok?
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So get out
of here!
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Great, fine-
yeah-
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I'll let you get started with that. Ok.
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Oh God! Hey!
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Come back!
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Hey, thanks
a lot for, uh,
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towing my truck
to the body shop.
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Ya know, if my supervisor
ever found out, I mean-
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it'd just-
I mean-heh.
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You know.
Yeah, yeah.
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I bet you guys are gonna have a
good laugh about this one, huh?
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"Hey, chubby I.P.S. Guy
gets stuck in his own door."
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Man, I'm not gonna
tell anybody,
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I'm the last guy to
call anybody fat.
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What are you.
- what are you talkin' about?
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Growing up, I was a pretty big boy.
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Really?
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Yeah, you know what my
nickname was in junior high?
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"Boy gorge."
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See? I'd kill for
a nickname like that,
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you know what they
used to call me?
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"The fat kid."
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Not a very clever
junior high, was it?
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Yeah, me, glasses
and pees-himself
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spent a lot of
lonely lunches together.
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I can top that, here's
me in the 7th grade.
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250 lbs., wearing
parachute pants
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and a triple xl
Neil diamond jacket.
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You-
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you like...
Neil diamond?
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Yeah, so?
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I love him,
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I was on the phone all morning trying
to get tickets to his concert next week.
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Sold out!
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I happen to have
2 tickets, and, uh,
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I found out my girlfriend has to work.
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Oh yeah? I'm just saying, you know.
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Yeah but-
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we couldn't, you know?
Because, I mean I'm-
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and you're a-
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you-you know-
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yeah, you're right,
you're right.
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Where are the seats?
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Row c.
I'm in.
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Good.
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Hey, here comes
one of your trucks.
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Oh my God,
that's Deacon!
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What are you doing?
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He can't see us together,
it doesn't look good.
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Well, this doesn't
look great.
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Hey.
Hey.
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You're home late.
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Oh, well, so I'm a little
late, what, is it a crime? Heh.
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No. I gotta tell ya, I had a great
time mentoring that girl today.
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I mean, you know when you meet
somebody and you just click?
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I don't even know what
you're talking about.
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Anyway, Deacon called.
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He did?
What did he want?
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He said he needed
to talk to you.
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Did he say he needed to talk to
me or he wanted to talk to me?
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I don't know, what's
the difference?
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00:11:07,263 --> 00:11:08,413
Carrie, it's
a big difference, ok?
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Was he angry,
was he sad?
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Did he sound like a man
who had been betrayed?
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Ok, what's
going on?
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Carrie.
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I met
someone.
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And shouldn't I be more
upset about that than Deacon?
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He's a priority
plus driver
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and he gave me a lift home and, I dunno,
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one thing led
to another, and
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I'm gonna probably go see a Neil
diamond concert with him next week.
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So go, I don't
see the problem.
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You don't see
the problem? Ok.
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We're two drivers from
rival delivery companies
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and you don't see
the problem? Boy.
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I'd love to live in your
candy-coated world, lady.
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Doug, I can't see why
you can't be friends.
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I mean, you like the guy.
You both do the same thing.
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Oh, then why aren't you hanging out
with somebody who works at a rival...
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Office place
company, huh?
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You have no idea what I
do for a living do you?
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This isn't
about you!
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Oh my God, you are gonna look
so pretty in that top we bought.
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I know, and I can't
believe it was 50% off.
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00:12:21,351 --> 00:12:23,487
Well, it wasn't
until mama took
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the price tag off that
rain coat. Heh heh heh.
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Good work, huh?
Hah!
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Anyway you're totally wearing
that tomorrow when we go clubbing.
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Carrie, I can't go
clubbing, I'm only 16.
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You're right, Gina can't
go clubbing, but uh,
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"Beth wycowski" can!
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You got me
a fake I.D.?
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That's what mentors
do. There you go.
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Aw, thanks.
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00:12:45,993 --> 00:12:50,130
Ok. All right, I'll
talk to you later. Ok.
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What's that about
a fake I.D.?
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Nothing.
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Sounded like
something to me.
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Look, it's
my business ok?
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00:13:00,407 --> 00:13:02,508
I don't think I like
your attitude, young lady!
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I don't think
I care.
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00:13:04,762 --> 00:13:07,280
Oh, I see we've
started smoking.
249
00:13:07,348 --> 00:13:08,915
How very
sophisticated.
250
00:13:08,983 --> 00:13:12,151
Look, I'm holding them for a friend,
all right? Get off my back already.
251
00:13:12,219 --> 00:13:13,319
I will not.
252
00:13:13,387 --> 00:13:14,754
You're painted up like a whore
253
00:13:14,822 --> 00:13:17,223
and you're smoking like a chimney.
254
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:18,992
The whore part
I'm used to,
255
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:21,528
but the cigarettes will kill ya.
256
00:13:23,447 --> 00:13:25,581
Look, I'm just having
some fun, all right?
257
00:13:25,649 --> 00:13:27,467
Being a mentor isn't about having fun.
258
00:13:27,535 --> 00:13:29,702
It's about being
a proper example.
259
00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:31,254
Like you know a lot
about that, right?
260
00:13:31,322 --> 00:13:33,106
Go to your room! No.
261
00:13:33,174 --> 00:13:36,576
You've just lost your
allowance, young lady!
262
00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:38,377
Ok, I give you
an allowance.
263
00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:41,931
Yes. Actually, I'm going
to need an advance on that.
264
00:13:55,445 --> 00:13:57,814
Anyway, we'll meet
at Cooper's at 7:00
265
00:13:57,882 --> 00:13:59,783
and we'll go to
the concert from there.
266
00:13:59,850 --> 00:14:01,184
Ok, oh, and by the way,
267
00:14:01,252 --> 00:14:03,086
you left your
sweater in my car.
268
00:14:03,154 --> 00:14:05,321
Not the v-neck
the other one.
269
00:14:07,258 --> 00:14:08,958
Ok, I got heat,
I gotta go.
270
00:14:09,026 --> 00:14:10,526
Hey, guys.
271
00:14:10,594 --> 00:14:13,797
Hey. What's going on
in, uh, deaconville?
272
00:14:13,865 --> 00:14:16,499
Me and Danny gotta do
another half shift tonight.
273
00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:17,283
Yeah, how come?
274
00:14:17,351 --> 00:14:19,169
Aw, O'Boyle's like a dog with a bone
275
00:14:19,236 --> 00:14:21,338
about keeping up
with priority plus.
276
00:14:21,405 --> 00:14:23,273
Those guys run a pretty tight operation,
277
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,574
maybe we could, uh, you know,
learn something from them.
278
00:14:25,642 --> 00:14:28,795
Can't learn anything from those guys,
they're a bunch of arrogant jerks.
279
00:14:28,862 --> 00:14:31,131
"Jerks" is a
pretty ugly word.
280
00:14:31,198 --> 00:14:35,819
Ok, how's "ass-wipe"
work for ya?
281
00:14:35,887 --> 00:14:39,806
Huh. Guess I'm the only one
who doesn't think hate is funny.
282
00:14:39,874 --> 00:14:42,442
What's with you? Nothing.
283
00:14:44,745 --> 00:14:46,846
I like a
priority plus guy!
284
00:14:48,766 --> 00:14:50,783
Look, you heard me ok?
285
00:14:50,851 --> 00:14:52,402
I like one of their
guys, you know,
286
00:14:52,469 --> 00:14:54,404
and I don't care
who knows it.
287
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,242
I- I can't believe
what I'm hearing.
288
00:14:59,309 --> 00:15:00,777
Look, I didn't mean for
it to happen, all right?
289
00:15:00,845 --> 00:15:02,044
I mean, the guy,
290
00:15:02,112 --> 00:15:03,580
he towed my truck
out of a drive-thru,
291
00:15:03,647 --> 00:15:05,682
something you guys
would never do for me.
292
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:09,953
I towed you out of a Wendy's
drive-thru not a month ago!
293
00:15:12,890 --> 00:15:15,875
Yeah, and I pulled you out of
a tube in a McDonald's playland.
294
00:15:18,929 --> 00:15:20,029
Whatever, all right?
The point is,
295
00:15:20,097 --> 00:15:21,247
you know I love I.P.S.
296
00:15:21,315 --> 00:15:22,816
I bleed green!
297
00:15:22,883 --> 00:15:24,884
Oh, come on Danny,
you're with me right?
298
00:15:24,952 --> 00:15:25,702
You broke my heart.
299
00:15:28,088 --> 00:15:31,140
You know what, I'm sorry,
all right? But I like Jack.
300
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:35,094
He likes Neil diamond, and
tonight the 3 of us, we are one.
301
00:15:41,468 --> 00:15:42,869
Hey, there you are.
302
00:15:42,937 --> 00:15:44,487
You want to, uh,
take my car?
303
00:15:44,554 --> 00:15:45,721
Nah, we'll take
mine. Come on.
304
00:15:45,789 --> 00:15:49,959
Where is it? It's over
here, keep walking.
305
00:15:50,027 --> 00:15:52,094
I don't see...
Your car.
306
00:15:52,162 --> 00:15:53,446
Boys!
307
00:15:58,236 --> 00:16:02,021
If they're coming, I didn't
order enough popcorn chicken.
308
00:16:03,624 --> 00:16:04,958
You set me up
the whole time?
309
00:16:05,026 --> 00:16:06,592
Yeah.
310
00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:10,163
What do you think, I really wanna
be friends with an I.P.S. Driver?
311
00:16:10,231 --> 00:16:11,648
What about the lunches,
the movies, the-
312
00:16:11,716 --> 00:16:13,783
the rollerblading
in the park?
313
00:16:15,886 --> 00:16:17,837
How'd you know
I like Neil diamond?
314
00:16:17,905 --> 00:16:20,089
All the fat boys
like him.
315
00:16:20,157 --> 00:16:21,707
I don't think that's true.
316
00:16:21,775 --> 00:16:23,009
I really don't think
that's true.
317
00:16:43,264 --> 00:16:45,331
Working late huh?
318
00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:48,067
What the hell?
319
00:16:48,135 --> 00:16:49,201
Uh-
320
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,637
went to the Neil diamond concert.
321
00:16:50,704 --> 00:16:53,172
I gotta tell ya, that
guy puts on a real show.
322
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,875
All right, they got me,
they got me bad!
323
00:16:55,943 --> 00:16:57,226
Man,
324
00:16:57,294 --> 00:16:58,727
I told you,
325
00:16:58,795 --> 00:17:00,729
you should've never trusted that guy.
326
00:17:00,797 --> 00:17:01,715
Aw, great.
327
00:17:01,782 --> 00:17:04,350
They pulled a
bubble mummy on ya.
328
00:17:04,418 --> 00:17:06,920
Man, how are we ever gonna show
our faces around Cooper's again?
329
00:17:06,987 --> 00:17:08,471
Simple, we go
there tomorrow,
330
00:17:08,538 --> 00:17:11,540
we take back our table,
and I take back my dignity.
331
00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:14,310
Whoa,
332
00:17:14,378 --> 00:17:18,214
guy, easy around
the fun zone.
333
00:17:18,282 --> 00:17:19,382
Easy.
334
00:17:23,571 --> 00:17:24,770
Hey.
Hey.
335
00:17:24,838 --> 00:17:26,072
Hey, what are you
doing dressed like that?
336
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:28,841
We're gonna go see "the
thunder from down under,"
337
00:17:28,909 --> 00:17:30,209
all male revue.
338
00:17:30,277 --> 00:17:31,577
You don't want those
Australian hotties
339
00:17:31,645 --> 00:17:33,045
to see you
dressed like that.
340
00:17:33,113 --> 00:17:35,648
Actually, me and my mom
had a really nice talk and
341
00:17:35,715 --> 00:17:37,650
I think she's finally
getting her act together.
342
00:17:37,717 --> 00:17:40,437
Oh, yeah? You know who else
is getting their act together?
343
00:17:40,504 --> 00:17:43,289
The thunder from down under.
Now lets get you changed!
344
00:17:43,356 --> 00:17:44,940
Really, Carrie,
it got me thinking,
345
00:17:45,009 --> 00:17:47,276
I should make some
changes too, so
346
00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:51,331
I think I'm just gonna stay home
and study for my chemistry test.
347
00:17:51,398 --> 00:17:52,498
Oh, please.
348
00:17:52,566 --> 00:17:54,633
Like you're gonna be
a chemist, right?
349
00:17:56,403 --> 00:17:58,604
Oh, my God.
350
00:17:58,672 --> 00:18:02,491
I'm so sorry. I've
been a horrible mentor.
351
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,460
No, no, no.
You were great.
352
00:18:04,528 --> 00:18:08,364
I mean, you taught me
how to hot-wire a moped.
353
00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:10,684
Yes, exactly.
354
00:18:10,751 --> 00:18:12,619
You know what? Maybe you should go.
355
00:18:12,687 --> 00:18:14,470
Yeah, I should.
356
00:18:14,538 --> 00:18:16,739
But listen, if you
never need any advice,
357
00:18:16,807 --> 00:18:18,340
please call me.
358
00:18:18,409 --> 00:18:19,776
I probably won't.
359
00:18:19,843 --> 00:18:21,143
Yeah, you probably shouldn't.
All right, good luck.
360
00:18:21,211 --> 00:18:22,545
All right.
361
00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:34,373
Well.
362
00:18:34,441 --> 00:18:37,376
Looks like somebody
returned my package.
363
00:18:37,444 --> 00:18:40,029
I guess this is
what you call bulk mail.
364
00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:43,499
That's pretty
funny, Jack.
365
00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,902
But you guys ain't gonna
take Cooper's from us.
366
00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:47,220
You can stay.
367
00:18:47,287 --> 00:18:50,390
There's a nice little table
over there by the bathroom.
368
00:18:53,894 --> 00:18:56,295
Oh, somebody's gonna be
sitting at that table,
369
00:18:56,363 --> 00:18:58,864
but it's gonna
be you ladies.
370
00:19:05,923 --> 00:19:07,557
And how's...
371
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:10,092
That gonna happen?
372
00:19:12,979 --> 00:19:14,346
Boys!
373
00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:33,116
Ok, it's a moment
like this,
374
00:19:33,183 --> 00:19:35,084
that defines
our manhood. Hm?
375
00:20:26,253 --> 00:20:29,888
That... was a mistake.
376
00:20:29,956 --> 00:20:34,294
Wooaaaahhhhh!
377
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,576
Are you
listening to me?
378
00:20:50,644 --> 00:20:52,862
I said, how's
that gonna happen?
379
00:20:56,249 --> 00:20:57,850
I dunno.
380
00:20:59,102 --> 00:21:02,004
I think it's kinda
cozy, you know?
381
00:21:03,757 --> 00:21:06,409
It's cool.
It's cool.
382
00:21:06,476 --> 00:21:08,377
Shut up.
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