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Doug, I'm gonna miss my train.
What time is it?
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Would you relax?
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You have plenty of time.
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Okay, that clock
only has one hand.
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Oh, yeah.
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All right, what time is it
on the coffee maker?
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Oh, well, the coffee maker
is Mountain standard time,
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plus, it's
5 minutes fast,
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so that would
make it, uh...
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I can't do this.
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All right, the microwave
says it's 7:10. That's good.
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7:09,
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7:08.
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Oh, that's my egg pocket.
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I can't be late for work.
What does your watch say?
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It's not a watch.
It just counts my steps.
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Holy crap, I'm at 32.
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I gotta slow it down.
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Thank you.
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So, Julie comes in
every morning at 10:00,
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and leaves at 4:00, and leaves
me with all her friggin' work.
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I should report
her, right?
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Can I offer a little
advice about this?
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I mean, I don't want
to be a rat, but...
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She is annoying.
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And on top of that, she
has the worst hair, so...
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May I, darling-
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dad-dad,
please. Okay?
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All right, honey, I don't
know what I'm gonna do.
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I'll just figure it out.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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Okay, I think I can help you
with this Julie thing.
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If you want to help me,
finish your dinner,
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'cause I have to meet
Doug at the movies.
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I dealt with this type of character
when I was a production assistant
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on a little show
called sesame street.
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You worked on
sesame street?
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Sure. From march of '76
to mid-march of '76.
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Anyway, I can't name names,
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but I had a similar situation
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with a large bird
with an even bigger ego.
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Big bird?
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You said it.
I didn't.
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All right, is there
a point to this, dad?
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I've had close to
200 jobs in my life,
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so I know a thing or two
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about office politics.
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Now, do you have
access to firearms?
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Okay.
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I'm not gonna shoot her.
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I never said "shoot." Just
let her know you mean business.
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Come on.
Eat your beets now.
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I will not
eat my beets!
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Why is it, day after day,
I offer you sound advice
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on how to fix
your pathetic life,
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and you reject it
every time?
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Well, I've had it
with you!
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Actually, I stormed off
for dramatic effect.
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I'm really
quite hungry.
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Perfect. Blood thieves 2
starts in 10 minutes.
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I don't want
to see a movie
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where a bunch of people
get their blood stolen.
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Okay. When it happens to you,
you're not gonna know what to do.
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Honey, it's date night.
I want to see bon vivant.
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Okay, unless that's
foreign for "stealing blood,"
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eh-eh.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, good. Put Doug
out of his misery.
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He wants to see
blood thieves 2.
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Oh, I loved
the first one.
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Yeah. In this one,
there's even less talking.
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I'm in.
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Actually, I want
to see bon vivant.
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Thank you. Finally,
somebody with some taste.
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You mean, somebody
with some gay.
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All right,
what are we gonna do?
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Hey, I have
an idea.
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Why don't me and Deacon see bon
vivant and you guys see your thing?
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That's great.
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Let's do it.
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Okay.
All right.
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Come on, girl.
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I'm gonna get some snacks.
How many hot dogs you want?
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I'm in a bit of
a time crunch here,
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but you're obviously
a man in crisis.
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How can I help you?
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You called me.
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Yes, to share my considerable
knowledge and life experience.
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I'm older than you.
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Then you should be wise
enough to heed my advice.
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I only came here because
you said you'd buy me a scone.
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And I will, after we sort
out your troubled life.
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Now, where do you see
yourself in 10 years?
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Dead.
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Fair enough.
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5 years?
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I'll tell you where
I see myself in 5 minutes:
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Back on the bus.
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So, I had a really good time with
that guy, Steve, the other night.
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Uh-huh.
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So, do I call him,
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or do I have to wait
for him to call me?
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Um...
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I just had
3 muscle relaxers,
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so I'm gonna go to the
bathroom and lie down for a bit.
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Do not call this fellow.
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Excuse me?
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I couldn't help overhearing
your conversation
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because I was
eavesdropping.
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No offense,
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but I'm not sure
I want advice
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from a guy who bounces
a check for $1.42.
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I have off-shore accounts.
I was moving monies around.
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Whatever.
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Now, under no circumstances
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should you call this
ne'er-do-well, Steve.
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He's a dentist.
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I've got one, thank you.
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The point is,
if you call him
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you're going
to sound desperate.
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Let him come to you.
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Tell you what.
I'll think about it.
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Now, can I get
you anything?
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A cappuccino muffin
and a mocha latte.
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That's $5.85.
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Who shall I make this out to?
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Hey! How'd you
like the movie?
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Oh, it was so scary.
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Yeah, and news flash,
without blood, you're nothing.
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Good to know.
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So how was your
precious bon vivant?
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Great.
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What was it about?
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I can't
tell you exactly,
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but it was
very well done.
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Oh, check it out.
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Saturday they're starting
the international film series.
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The director's gonna
be there for a q-and-a.
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Oh, I'd be into that.
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Yeah, me too.
Oh, wait, I forgot.
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I'm supposed to get drunk
and pass out that night.
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We can't go. I promised the
kids we'd take 'em go-karting.
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Kel, my legs are too
long for those things.
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I have short legs.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Whoo!
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We want fish sticks!
We want fish sticks!
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We want fish sticks!
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Cranberry muffin.
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Be a dear,
use the tongs.
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How much
do I owe you?
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Oh, it's
on the house.
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Really?
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Yeah. Every bounced check
costs us $20 in bank fees.
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Oh, why, thank you.
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Besides, thanks to your advice,
I'm going out with Steve again.
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Oh, really? Well, it
was my pleasure to help.
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Actually, I'd love to get
some advice on something else.
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Oh, I'd be happy to oblige,
although I do think better
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with a complimentary
sack of bagel chips.
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Um, well, I rent this
really cheap apartment,
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but there's been
a lot of break-ins,
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so I was thinking
I should buy a condo.
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No, no, no,
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stay put.
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The real estate market
is at an all-time high.
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But my neighborhood's
really dangerous.
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And so is
buying on the bubble.
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My advice? Stay away
from the color peach.
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Hey.
Hey, honey.
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Listen, Kelly called. You
left your jacket in her car.
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Oh, that's all right.
I'll get it tomorrow.
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So, how was mini-golf?
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It was good, but I had to
give major another time out,
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and, uh...
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Kirby's been asking a lot of
questions about the ladies,
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so I think I'm gonna have
to have "the talk" with him.
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Oh, boy.
Yeah.
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I was hoping you can go
over some stuff with me,
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'cause, uh...
Never been 100% sure
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about what you guys
got going on down there.
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I know, baby.
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How was yoga?
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Oh, it was great.
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Deacon is so flexible,
he's like a rubber band.
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He really helped
me get into my hips.
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I'm gonna be sore tomorrow,
I'll tell you that.
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But it's a good sore, right? Yeah.
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Listen, I'm making
ravioli for dinner.
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Oh. Actually,
you know what?
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I had carbs today, so I'll
just have a salad tonight.
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Really?
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Yeah, Kelly thinks I need
to lose a few pounds,
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and, you know,
she's right.
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I gotta be honest
with you, honey.
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I think Kelly has
been great for you.
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Thanks. I gotta say, as long as
you've been hanging out with Deacon-
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I don't know.
You just seem...
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happy.
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I am. I am.
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I gotta say that we
haven't hung out together,
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you know, just
the two of us.
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Maybe we should
make a plan to do that.
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Definitely!
How about Friday?
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Ooh! No, Friday I can't.
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Deacon and I, we have
that gallery thing, so...
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I'll tell you
what though,
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how about we meet you and
Kelly for drinks before?
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I'll check with the boss.
That sounds great.
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Well, dinner'll be
ready in a half hour.
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All right. I'm gonna
bang out some crunches.
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The guy didn't want to give
us the big stuffed animal.
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He wanted to give us
this little troll doll.
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So what does this one do?
She picks up a basketball,
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and drains
5 in a row, bam!
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And who walks out of there
with a giant panda?
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We did!
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Good times, good times. Oh, man.
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Hey, tell 'em what you
asked that turkish director.
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Oh, no, no, no, they
wouldn't know. You know.
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You're right.
They wouldn't get it.
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Yeah, exactly.
I know.
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We didn't offer you guys
a drink. Name your poison.
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I'll take a beer.
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All right, bottle of suds
for the rubber band man.
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Merlot, and... oh, boy,
I should know this.
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Uh...
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Sea breeze.
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Jack and coke.
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Jack and coke!
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Hey, deac, did you
get a haircut?
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Yep.
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And the beard's next.
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Kel, there's no
beer in the fridge.
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Yeah, I told you
to get some more.
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I didn't have time.
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I had to take the kids to the
park and we went by arby's.
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I told you I don't want the
kids eating before dinner.
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What am I supposed to do,
just make them watch me eat?
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They need to come home
to do their homework.
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They're at school
all day.
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They deserve
a little roast beef.
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You know, actually, Doug,
they shouldn't be eating-
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excuse me, deac.
I got it.
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You are unbelievable!
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One minute I'm not spending
enough time with them.
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Now it's too much?
I can't win with you!
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Where are you going?
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I'm going to
get us some beer.
250
00:11:45,483 --> 00:11:46,917
Now? We have people here.
251
00:11:46,984 --> 00:11:48,585
Fine!
252
00:11:52,307 --> 00:11:54,457
Actually, you know what?
We gotta get going.
253
00:11:54,525 --> 00:11:56,293
Yeah, that bridge
is gonna be nuts.
254
00:11:56,361 --> 00:11:58,762
Yeah.
255
00:11:58,846 --> 00:12:01,331
But you know what? This has
been fun. Thanks so much.
256
00:12:01,398 --> 00:12:02,465
Later.
257
00:12:08,857 --> 00:12:10,507
I'm gonna go
check on the boys.
258
00:12:20,869 --> 00:12:22,135
Sir...
259
00:12:22,203 --> 00:12:23,519
If this is
about the newspaper,
260
00:12:23,587 --> 00:12:26,489
I was planning to pay for it
once the line went down.
261
00:12:26,557 --> 00:12:27,857
Oh, it's not about that.
262
00:12:27,925 --> 00:12:29,426
I was talking
to my manager,
263
00:12:29,494 --> 00:12:32,262
and I thought maybe you
could give me some advice.
264
00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:36,784
Oh! Another lost soul
needs my compass.
265
00:12:36,851 --> 00:12:38,018
Please, sit.
266
00:12:38,086 --> 00:12:39,186
Thank you.
267
00:12:39,253 --> 00:12:40,888
What is troubling you?
268
00:12:40,955 --> 00:12:44,607
Career, family,
sexual confusion?
269
00:12:44,675 --> 00:12:46,876
Uh, I just want to know
270
00:12:46,944 --> 00:12:49,596
who I should bet on in
tomorrow's basketball game.
271
00:12:49,663 --> 00:12:52,465
Ooh, a gambler.
272
00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:53,883
Yeah. So who
would you bet,
273
00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:55,552
the nets or spurs?
274
00:12:55,619 --> 00:12:58,355
Are they still using
a red, white and blue ball?
275
00:12:58,423 --> 00:12:59,423
No.
276
00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:01,758
Then bet the nets!
277
00:13:01,826 --> 00:13:02,892
Thanks, man.
278
00:13:02,961 --> 00:13:04,727
Hey, it's what I do.
279
00:13:08,232 --> 00:13:10,033
Put it all on the spurs.
280
00:13:10,101 --> 00:13:12,870
Whoa! I said, the nets.
281
00:13:12,937 --> 00:13:14,838
I know,
but Gloria told me
282
00:13:14,905 --> 00:13:16,840
whatever you say,
I should do the opposite.
283
00:13:16,907 --> 00:13:18,708
What?
284
00:13:18,776 --> 00:13:21,278
She says any advice from
you would have to be wrong,
285
00:13:21,346 --> 00:13:22,729
so if I do
the opposite,
286
00:13:22,797 --> 00:13:25,882
I win and I get my van
out of the impound.
287
00:13:25,950 --> 00:13:28,435
I see.
288
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:32,105
Hey, Arthur, I need
some more advice.
289
00:13:33,524 --> 00:13:35,024
Do you now?
290
00:13:40,214 --> 00:13:41,298
Hey, honey.
291
00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:42,332
Hey.
292
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,833
What are
you watching?
293
00:13:43,901 --> 00:13:46,836
Leonard nimoy.
294
00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:52,209
Hey, shouldn't you be getting
ready to go out with Kelly?
295
00:13:52,276 --> 00:13:55,879
I won't be going anywhere
with that woman.
296
00:13:55,946 --> 00:13:58,148
Oh, are you
still fighting?
297
00:13:58,216 --> 00:13:58,982
Mm.
I'm so sorry.
298
00:13:59,134 --> 00:14:01,001
Whatever, man.
299
00:14:01,068 --> 00:14:04,438
Listen, I figured we'd just hang out
tonight and get a pizza or something.
300
00:14:04,506 --> 00:14:08,224
Uh, actually, I can't.
I have plans with Deacon.
301
00:14:08,292 --> 00:14:09,243
What?
302
00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:11,461
Yeah. Remember, we do
our movie thing tonight?
303
00:14:11,529 --> 00:14:15,115
If I'm not spending time with Kelly,
you shouldn't be hanging out with Deacon.
304
00:14:15,182 --> 00:14:16,900
Well, that's
not fair.
305
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:20,537
I mean, why should I have to suffer
just because you and Kelly are fighting?
306
00:14:20,605 --> 00:14:22,990
Because you're my wife.
307
00:14:23,057 --> 00:14:25,458
How about I call
Kelly for you?
308
00:14:25,526 --> 00:14:27,810
No! I'm not going
crawling back to her.
309
00:14:27,878 --> 00:14:29,462
But-but, baby,
just 2 days ago,
310
00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:32,365
you said she was the best
thing that ever happened to you.
311
00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:34,902
Now you're just willing
to throw all that away?
312
00:14:34,969 --> 00:14:36,820
Yes! No! I don't know!
313
00:14:36,888 --> 00:14:38,388
My whole world
is upside-down!
314
00:14:38,456 --> 00:14:40,624
Okay!
315
00:14:40,691 --> 00:14:42,792
Let me just call her
for you now, okay?
316
00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:44,595
I'll smooth
things over.
317
00:14:44,662 --> 00:14:46,663
Fine, but don't tell
her I'm here, okay?
318
00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:48,831
I can't be here.
319
00:14:48,899 --> 00:14:50,700
Act natural too.
Oh, be quiet.
320
00:14:50,768 --> 00:14:52,802
Excuse me. I know what I'm doing.
321
00:14:52,870 --> 00:14:54,671
Hey, kel, it's me.
322
00:14:54,739 --> 00:14:58,342
Listen, I know you and Doug are going
through a little rough patch here.
323
00:15:00,144 --> 00:15:03,146
I just want you to know that
sometimes Doug says things
324
00:15:03,214 --> 00:15:05,532
he really doesn't mean.
325
00:15:07,101 --> 00:15:09,536
The thing is, is he's
just not that bright.
326
00:15:10,705 --> 00:15:12,472
You know what
I do with him?
327
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,808
I give him a pretzel
or a chocolate pudding.
328
00:15:14,876 --> 00:15:17,010
That just calms him
right down. Really.
329
00:15:17,078 --> 00:15:18,145
Uh-huh.
330
00:15:18,212 --> 00:15:19,445
Okay.
331
00:15:19,513 --> 00:15:21,682
But, kel, if
he can just-
332
00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:23,216
okay. Bye.
333
00:15:24,518 --> 00:15:25,686
So?
334
00:15:26,888 --> 00:15:28,021
You're dead to her.
335
00:15:37,631 --> 00:15:39,166
I got fired.
336
00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:41,902
What?
So, what happened?
337
00:15:41,969 --> 00:15:44,471
Arthur said that I shouldn't
ask Mr. berman for a raise,
338
00:15:44,539 --> 00:15:46,005
so I demanded one.
339
00:15:46,073 --> 00:15:48,074
I did the opposite
of what he said.
340
00:15:48,142 --> 00:15:50,110
Why didn't that work?
341
00:15:50,161 --> 00:15:51,945
Because I knew
what you were doing,
342
00:15:52,012 --> 00:15:55,982
and I gave you the
opposite of the opposite.
343
00:15:56,084 --> 00:15:57,884
What?
344
00:15:57,919 --> 00:16:00,470
Yeah. "Loose lips" over
here told me everything.
345
00:16:00,538 --> 00:16:03,640
You cost me my job!
I can't pay my rent now!
346
00:16:03,707 --> 00:16:05,475
I'm gonna be
out on the street!
347
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,377
And you hurt my feelings,
348
00:16:07,445 --> 00:16:09,179
so now we're even.
349
00:16:12,716 --> 00:16:15,819
Much like the
Neo-realists of the '70s,
350
00:16:15,886 --> 00:16:17,887
your use of fruit
and often bread
351
00:16:17,955 --> 00:16:20,156
seem significant.
352
00:16:20,223 --> 00:16:22,024
Ah, le fruit.
353
00:16:22,092 --> 00:16:23,493
Yes. Yeah.
354
00:16:23,561 --> 00:16:26,062
I placed a rotting apple
on the windowsill
355
00:16:26,129 --> 00:16:30,467
to try and symbolize
the corruption of pascha's soul.
356
00:16:31,469 --> 00:16:32,518
Mm.
357
00:16:32,586 --> 00:16:35,538
What symbolizes
that my ass is asleep?
358
00:16:35,606 --> 00:16:37,306
Shh!
You shush!
359
00:16:38,559 --> 00:16:41,093
Was the rain in
the last scene planned-
360
00:16:41,161 --> 00:16:43,379
would you sit still?
361
00:16:43,447 --> 00:16:45,448
This is brutal.
How much longer is this?
362
00:16:45,516 --> 00:16:47,717
I don't know. Maybe an hour. An hour?
363
00:16:47,785 --> 00:16:49,185
Would you please
control him?
364
00:16:49,252 --> 00:16:50,286
I am trying.
365
00:16:50,404 --> 00:16:51,738
A little help here,
you know.
366
00:16:51,805 --> 00:16:53,406
He's your husband.
I know that.
367
00:16:53,474 --> 00:16:56,575
You don't have to keep
throwing that in my face.
368
00:16:59,046 --> 00:17:01,481
I'm gonna ask him a
question about pepe le pew.
369
00:17:01,549 --> 00:17:02,549
Stop it!
370
00:17:02,616 --> 00:17:03,916
That's it.
I'm outta here.
371
00:17:03,984 --> 00:17:06,435
No, please don't go.
I'll put him in the car.
372
00:17:06,454 --> 00:17:08,488
This whole thing is getting
kind of weird anyway.
373
00:17:08,555 --> 00:17:11,257
It's not weird,
it's great.
374
00:17:11,325 --> 00:17:12,958
I'm sorry, Carrie.
375
00:17:13,094 --> 00:17:16,045
Deacon, please
don't leave!
376
00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:18,514
You're causing
a scene.
377
00:17:18,582 --> 00:17:19,815
I don't care!
378
00:17:19,884 --> 00:17:22,669
Carrie, it's over.
379
00:17:31,062 --> 00:17:32,028
You still got me.
380
00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:33,630
Shut up.
381
00:17:33,697 --> 00:17:35,431
Look, I'm not happy
about it either,
382
00:17:35,499 --> 00:17:38,200
but this is the hand
we've been dealt. You know?
383
00:17:42,189 --> 00:17:43,489
So what do we do now?
384
00:17:43,557 --> 00:17:46,026
What do we do?
We make the best of it.
385
00:17:48,062 --> 00:17:50,563
Well, I guess I can
make more of an effort
386
00:17:50,631 --> 00:17:52,966
to do the stuff
that you want to do.
387
00:17:53,050 --> 00:17:55,551
Well, there you go.
That's my baby.
388
00:17:55,619 --> 00:17:56,819
And you know what?
389
00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:58,654
Maybe I'll make
more of an effort
390
00:17:58,722 --> 00:18:00,924
to do the stuff
that you want to do.
391
00:18:00,991 --> 00:18:02,625
Let's start with me.
392
00:18:04,494 --> 00:18:05,762
Whoa!
393
00:18:07,565 --> 00:18:08,798
Wha!
394
00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:19,457
See, this movie's
a nice compromise.
395
00:18:19,525 --> 00:18:21,526
It's French,
but it's about a guy
396
00:18:21,593 --> 00:18:24,696
who cuts off people's feet
with a chainsaw.
397
00:18:24,763 --> 00:18:25,964
Except they don't
show anything.
398
00:18:26,032 --> 00:18:28,566
They just talk
about it in a cafe.
399
00:18:28,634 --> 00:18:30,952
Well, they're leaving it
up to your imagination.
400
00:18:31,019 --> 00:18:33,321
Okay, I didn't pay $10
to imagine-
401
00:18:33,389 --> 00:18:34,439
shh!
402
00:18:34,507 --> 00:18:36,474
Hey, don't shush him. He's right.
403
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,043
This movie blows.
404
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:40,678
I told you we should
have seen angel of death.
405
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:45,166
You know, it's just starting.
Do you want to go?
406
00:18:45,268 --> 00:18:47,035
Okay.
407
00:18:48,321 --> 00:18:51,623
Okay.
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