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Hey, honey.
You ready?
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Yep.
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Do me a favor.
Take my license.
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What for?
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In case we want
to get a beer
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and I have to show
my I.D.
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Did they raise
the drinking age to 36
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and not tell me?
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Just do it.
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And, oh...
My lipstick.
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Can't you keep this stuff
in your purse?
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It's a concert
in the park.
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I don't want
to carry a purse.
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I don't want
to sit on the wet grass
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listening to
an abba tribute band,
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but we all
have our problems.
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Can you just,
please, thank you.
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Oh, and my hair spray.
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And gum.
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I'm probably going to
need this other lipstick.
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And my brush.
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And an umbrella
in case it rains.
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I'm good, I'm good.
All right.
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Let's go!
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Ok.
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Oh, guy. I'm trying to
whip up a batch of mojitos,
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but I'll need
30 sprigs of fresh mint.
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Oh, sprigs of mint?
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Out in the garden,
next to my artichokes.
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When you ask someone to be
a bartender for your party,
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the least
you could do
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is give them
the proper supplies.
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I didn't ask you
to be bartender.
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You know what-
I can't work like this!
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Happy anniversary.
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Thanks.
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11 years.
That is awesome!
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Oh, yeah.
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Easy, Lou. I'm one pizza
pocket away from blastoff.
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I'm going to check
on my mojito.
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Oh, ok.
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So, um...
Where's Arthur?
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Oh, we caught a break.
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One of his old
army buddies died,
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so he's gone
for the week.
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Oh.
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What's the matter?
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Well, he borrowed
$70 from me,
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and he said
he'll pay me back today.
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Lou, Lou, Lou,
that money.
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She's gone.
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Forgot to put out
the vegetable platter.
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Oh, good save,
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'cause it ain't a party until
we get some broccoli chunks.
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Think everybody's
having fun?
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Yeah...
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Come here for a second.
Hon, look.
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What?
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At our wedding
we had about 125 guests.
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11 years later,
we have 6.
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Might want to pull
your attitude back a little.
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Hey, you knew what you were
getting into when you married me.
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And I'll tell you
something else, ok?
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That Carla ferrigno's
rubbing me the wrong way.
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Oh, can I have
everyone's attention?
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Look, it's been
a great night,
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and I think I speak
for everyone when we say
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Doug, Carrie,
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we love you guys.
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Oh, thank you.
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And because we do,
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Deacon and I decided to
get you a little something.
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No, we said no gifts!
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Hey, that was you.
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If anybody's interested,
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I'm registered at
the jerky hut.
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For our anniversary,
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you guys got us those
incredible jazz statues, so...
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We hope you like it.
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I told you we should have
gotten them something.
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It said no gifts
on the invite.
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I know what it said.
Why do I listen to you?
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Can we not
do this here?
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Hey...
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That's us.
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Yeah.
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It's beautiful.
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What do you think,
Carrie?
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What do I think?
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I think... wow!
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We found
this great artist in soho
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who can
take any photograph
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and make an oil painting
out of it.
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That's terrific.
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We were going to get you
Omaha steaks,
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but we figured you eat that,
it's gone,
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but the painting,
that's forever.
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Actually,
I heard red meat
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stays in your colon
for years.
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Again,
happy anniversary.
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And again,
you shouldn't have.
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Would you just
let it go?
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We were in
Williams-sonoma,
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I had a panini grill
in my hand,
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and you wouldn't let me
buy it for them.
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For the last time,
they said no gifts.
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Deacon and Kelly were the only
ones that got them anything.
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Yes, yes. Because they
know how to play the game,
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and that's why they're Doug
and Carrie's go-to couple.
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Go-to couple?
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That's the couple
you call first
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when you want to go
to a movie
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or on a cruise.
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There's no reason
that can't be us.
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Except we're not
a couple.
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You do know that,
right?
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Of course I know that.
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I'm just saying there are
weekends when we don't have dates.
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It would be nice
to do things
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with Doug and Carrie.
121
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Shouldn't we put effort
into getting girlfriends?
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Have you heard
one word I've said?
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Ok, now we know.
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Lou drinks
a little Tequila,
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he starts lifting people
over his head.
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Maybe that's the way
big boys blow off steam.
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I hope Spence is all right.
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That ceiling fan
was on high.
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Some surprise, huh?
From Deacon and Kelly.
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Yeah. They're great,
great people.
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Yeah.
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Where do you want
to put it?
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How about
the staten island landfill?
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Carrie, they're our friends.
We got to put it somewhere.
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Are you kidding me?
Look at this.
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I got one tiny arm
and one huge arm.
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I think
it's just the angle.
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Look at my hands!
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That's a chicken foot
and that's a catcher's mitt!
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Look at me.
Look at my forehead.
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I want to spray-paint
graffiti on it.
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And what's with
the beaver teeth?
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Look at those choppers.
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At least I can see
where they got that from.
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What is that
supposed to mean?
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Nothing.
Your teeth are perfect.
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Anyway, the point is,
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we just got to figure out
what to do with this thing.
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What we're going to do-
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we'll put a nail in the wall
and hang the picture.
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How about this-
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we hang it when we know Deacon
and Kelly are coming over?
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Deacon's here every day.
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The man's obsessed with me.
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Then just stick it
in the closet
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and if anybody asks,
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we just haven't found the
right place to hang it yet.
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Fine.
And you know what?
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You didn't hate
my teeth so much
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when I had to strip
that speaker wire.
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What's up, family?
You ready to go?
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Just finishing up.
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So, where'd you put
the painting?
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Uh, look at this-
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says one bowl
has 100 percent
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of your daily requirement of riboflavin.
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I had three bowls.
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So I'm good
for the weekend.
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That's good, that's good.
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Where'd you put
the painting?
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Oh, the-oh, yeah-
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here's the thing.
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Carrie and I-the picture's
just so special to us-
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we're looking
for the perfect place
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to hang it.
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She's got her favorites,
I got my favorites.
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So, we're
just kind of debating
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and going
through the process.
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That's basically
what it is,
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until you
find a perfect spot.
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Problem solved.
I know the perfect spot.
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Ok, a little bit more
to the right.
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Hey!
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Hey, car.
We got it up!
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You sure did!
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What's going on?
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It got away from me.
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Left. A little more
to the left.
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Ow!
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Hey, deac, babe,
you didn't have to do that.
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We were going to hire-
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hey, hey, hey, that is
not how the Palmers roll.
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That's not
how they roll.
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Doug had a great idea
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to put one of those
art lights over it.
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Did he?
Great idea, Doug!
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Same spot.
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What's going on?
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Deacon came by and put
the art light up.
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He said
that's how they roll.
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Are you crying?
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No.
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What's the matter?
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Doug, I can't live
with this painting.
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I am willing to lose
them as friends over this.
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Forget about
the stupid painting.
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Doug, I can't.
I see it in my sleep.
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When I got to the kitchen,
the eyes follow me!
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So, poke them out
with your giant fingers.
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Come on,
I'm being serious!
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Stop joking!
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Come on, Carrie.
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I know
the painting's horrible,
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but, you know,
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you'll get used to it.
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No, I won't!
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Just like that purple vase
that my mom got.
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You hated that thing.
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I still hate it.
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But you don't
think about it anymore.
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It just blends in
with all our other crap.
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Oh, my God! This arm
is bigger. I'm a freak!
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00:10:08,805 --> 00:10:12,124
Would you stop it?
Your arms are perfect.
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They are?
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Yes. Come on.
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It was our anniversary,
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and I didn't even
give you my present yet.
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Ooh,
what'd you get me?
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It's upstairs...
In the bedroom.
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Oh, yeah.
You know what?
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I have a gift for you, too,
that's upstairs.
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Come here, baby.
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Actually, I got to go
to the garage for a second.
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Yeah, take your time,
baby.
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Ok, what's the big secret
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that you couldn't tell us
over the phone?
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Should I,
or do you want to?
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Either way.
I could.
239
00:11:03,124 --> 00:11:05,826
Hey, chip and Dale.
Spit it out.
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00:11:07,028 --> 00:11:09,879
Uh, we've decided what
we want to give you guys
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for your anniversary.
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Your chef, mol, will
prepare a veritable feast
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in the comfort
of your own home,
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while you maitre d'-
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Danny-
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will make sure your every need
is attended to.
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We're going to pass.
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But thank you.
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Oh, funny.
250
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You didn't have
any problem
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taking Deacon and Kelly's
gift.
252
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You like them better
than us. Just admit it.
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All righty.
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I told you
this was lame.
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00:11:36,124 --> 00:11:37,907
It's not lame!
Listen, guys,
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you got to let us
get you something.
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Something that will top
Deacon and Kelly's gift.
258
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Why don't you push us
down some stairs?
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00:11:47,518 --> 00:11:48,585
What?
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00:11:48,653 --> 00:11:50,520
You don't like
the painting?
261
00:11:50,588 --> 00:11:52,456
We hate that thing.
262
00:11:52,523 --> 00:11:54,724
That's too bad!
263
00:11:54,792 --> 00:11:56,727
You want
to get us something.
264
00:11:56,794 --> 00:11:58,929
I've got
the perfect gift.
265
00:11:58,996 --> 00:12:00,631
Will you hurry up?
266
00:12:00,698 --> 00:12:02,099
Should have robbed this house
45 minutes ago.
267
00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:05,302
I had to get
my allergy shot.
268
00:12:05,369 --> 00:12:07,537
We're not stealing a cat!
269
00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:11,608
All right, so, how do
you want to do this?
270
00:12:11,675 --> 00:12:13,010
You steal,
I ransack?
271
00:12:13,077 --> 00:12:15,579
I really had my heart set
on ransacking.
272
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,764
Fine, you ransack,
I'll steal.
273
00:12:17,832 --> 00:12:20,083
Wait, wait. Carrie gave
us a list of Doug's stuff
274
00:12:20,151 --> 00:12:21,451
she wants us to take.
275
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,857
Gray sweatpants,
torn in the back.
276
00:12:26,925 --> 00:12:29,860
Everything in
his underwear drawer.
277
00:12:29,928 --> 00:12:32,295
And his Mr. French fry
machine. All right. Fine.
278
00:12:32,363 --> 00:12:34,031
Ok, cool.
279
00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:36,166
What are you doing?
They know it's us.
280
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,501
I want
to set the mood.
281
00:12:37,569 --> 00:12:38,886
How does
wearing a ski mask-
282
00:12:38,953 --> 00:12:40,804
I want to wear
the mask!
283
00:12:41,873 --> 00:12:43,740
I'm wearing the mask!
284
00:12:43,808 --> 00:12:45,609
Ok.
285
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:48,028
Look, I'm sorry,
all right?
286
00:12:48,096 --> 00:12:50,530
It's... it's
just my process.
287
00:12:50,598 --> 00:12:51,498
All right, fine.
288
00:12:55,753 --> 00:12:57,121
Great, they're back!
What?
289
00:12:57,188 --> 00:12:59,689
Just hurry up.
Take the painting!
290
00:12:59,757 --> 00:13:01,024
Hurry!
291
00:13:01,092 --> 00:13:02,409
It's stuck!
292
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,894
We're never going to
be their go-to couple!
293
00:13:06,731 --> 00:13:07,414
Wait, wait, wait!
294
00:13:07,481 --> 00:13:08,499
Mr. French fry machine.
295
00:13:08,566 --> 00:13:09,500
Oh, yeah.
296
00:13:14,338 --> 00:13:16,823
Oh, my God!
297
00:13:20,044 --> 00:13:20,978
What?
298
00:13:22,881 --> 00:13:24,715
What?
299
00:13:24,782 --> 00:13:26,283
We've been robbed!
300
00:13:26,351 --> 00:13:29,886
What makes you
say that?
301
00:13:29,954 --> 00:13:33,941
The couch pillow!
It's on the floor!
302
00:13:34,008 --> 00:13:37,144
They were probably
looking for loose change.
303
00:13:37,211 --> 00:13:39,112
Oh, God... oh, God!
304
00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:40,797
They probably
just wrecked the place.
305
00:13:40,865 --> 00:13:42,232
They didn't
take anything.
306
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,416
Guys, look.
307
00:13:44,518 --> 00:13:45,852
Not the painting.
308
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,988
Damn it to hell!
309
00:13:49,057 --> 00:13:50,257
Damn!
310
00:13:50,325 --> 00:13:52,876
What kind of animal
would do that?
311
00:13:52,943 --> 00:13:54,878
An animal
with great taste.
312
00:14:00,785 --> 00:14:03,153
I guess you guys should
call the police or something?
313
00:14:03,221 --> 00:14:04,237
What's the difference?
314
00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:07,374
It's probably halfway
to Mexico by now.
315
00:14:07,442 --> 00:14:09,493
You know what?
We will.
316
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:10,727
We just need
a little time.
317
00:14:15,349 --> 00:14:16,516
Alone.
318
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,885
Oh, sure. Ok.
319
00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:20,486
Call us
if you need anything
320
00:14:20,554 --> 00:14:21,554
or hear anything.
321
00:14:21,622 --> 00:14:23,089
We will, we will.
322
00:14:23,157 --> 00:14:24,124
Take care, guys.
323
00:14:24,192 --> 00:14:25,292
Ok.
Yeah.
324
00:14:30,714 --> 00:14:34,150
It's gone! What a relief! Awesome.
325
00:14:34,218 --> 00:14:35,551
We should celebrate.
326
00:14:35,619 --> 00:14:38,088
Good idea. You break
open a bottle of wine,
327
00:14:38,155 --> 00:14:40,190
I'll whip us up
some French fries.
328
00:14:41,876 --> 00:14:43,743
Oh, my God!
329
00:14:48,065 --> 00:14:49,266
You said
this would work!
330
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:50,400
I thought it would.
331
00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:51,902
I didn't know they'd
stage a fake robbery.
332
00:14:51,969 --> 00:14:53,436
Well, they did.
333
00:14:53,504 --> 00:14:55,471
God, I've been
living a nightmare
334
00:14:55,539 --> 00:14:56,907
ever since
our anniversary.
335
00:15:01,445 --> 00:15:05,098
Happy anniversary!
336
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,367
We knew you guys
liked jazz, so...
337
00:15:07,435 --> 00:15:08,969
What do you think?
338
00:15:09,037 --> 00:15:12,789
I think... wow.
339
00:15:12,857 --> 00:15:14,241
We got them in Harlem.
340
00:15:14,308 --> 00:15:16,709
Really?
341
00:15:16,777 --> 00:15:19,045
So, where you
going to put it?
342
00:15:19,113 --> 00:15:20,096
Oh, I don't know.
343
00:15:20,164 --> 00:15:21,664
I don't want
to put them anywhere
344
00:15:21,732 --> 00:15:22,933
until we find
the right place.
345
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,234
Yeah, just right.
346
00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:25,585
I got
the exact right place.
347
00:15:25,653 --> 00:15:27,387
How about right here,
huh?
348
00:15:27,455 --> 00:15:29,156
Bang!
Ha!
349
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,961
You said, let's get them
a really bad gift.
350
00:15:35,029 --> 00:15:36,162
They'll say they hate it,
351
00:15:36,231 --> 00:15:37,664
we can say we hate
the jazz figurine,
352
00:15:37,765 --> 00:15:40,066
everyone laughs
and goes home happy.
353
00:15:40,134 --> 00:15:41,968
I know what I said.
I'm the one who said it.
354
00:15:42,036 --> 00:15:44,020
Wouldn't it have been
easier to say
355
00:15:44,088 --> 00:15:45,655
we hate
your jazz guys?
356
00:15:45,722 --> 00:15:47,240
Doug and Carrie
are our best friends.
357
00:15:47,308 --> 00:15:48,975
They went to a lot of
trouble to get us those.
358
00:15:49,043 --> 00:15:51,027
Those things are racist!
359
00:15:51,095 --> 00:15:54,381
They're not racist.
They're just... bad.
360
00:15:54,449 --> 00:15:58,018
So, what's next, genius?
361
00:16:02,072 --> 00:16:04,258
So, this girl
at work walks in
362
00:16:04,325 --> 00:16:07,026
wearing the same shoes
I bought the day before.
363
00:16:07,094 --> 00:16:08,845
I can key her car,
right?
364
00:16:08,913 --> 00:16:11,481
Shoes, no.
Same haircut, yeah.
365
00:16:11,549 --> 00:16:14,133
Oh... note to self-
366
00:16:14,201 --> 00:16:15,201
next time
I go to supercuts,
367
00:16:15,269 --> 00:16:18,271
don't get the Kelly.
368
00:16:18,338 --> 00:16:21,391
So, uh, any news
on the robbery?
369
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,192
What? No.
370
00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:24,794
No... no.
371
00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:26,929
Come on, honey.
Don't go there.
372
00:16:26,997 --> 00:16:29,632
It's just been hard.
It's hard.
373
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,401
It's very hard.
374
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,269
We figured that.
375
00:16:33,338 --> 00:16:35,772
Which is why
we made another trip
376
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:36,973
back to soho!
377
00:16:39,677 --> 00:16:41,578
You did not get us
another one!
378
00:16:41,645 --> 00:16:42,529
I think we did!
379
00:16:42,597 --> 00:16:43,946
No!
You didn't!
380
00:16:44,014 --> 00:16:45,798
Happy anniversary!
381
00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:49,235
Whoa! Whoa... lookit.
382
00:16:49,304 --> 00:16:51,505
We should probably check on the boys.
383
00:16:51,572 --> 00:16:53,640
You four talk amongst
yourselves, all right?
384
00:16:57,612 --> 00:16:59,429
I can't believe it!
385
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:00,864
I kind of like it.
386
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:04,233
My big arm is bigger,
my eyes look like raisins!
387
00:17:04,301 --> 00:17:06,102
You like raisins.
388
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:07,320
Oh, you know what?
389
00:17:07,355 --> 00:17:09,038
You just like it because
the painter did something
390
00:17:09,106 --> 00:17:11,140
to make you look
handsome.
391
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:12,709
You mean like this?
392
00:17:14,879 --> 00:17:16,546
Doug, I am telling you
right now,
393
00:17:16,614 --> 00:17:18,548
you better tell Deacon and
Kelly we don't like this
394
00:17:18,616 --> 00:17:19,549
or I swear,
395
00:17:19,617 --> 00:17:21,618
I am calling a divorce
lawyer tomorrow.
396
00:17:21,686 --> 00:17:23,219
11 years. We had a good run, didn't we?
397
00:17:23,287 --> 00:17:24,254
Not that good.
398
00:17:24,321 --> 00:17:25,589
I was being polite!
399
00:17:25,656 --> 00:17:26,822
I told you.
400
00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:28,724
We just had to turn them
against each other.
401
00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:30,326
That's where we went wrong
the first time.
402
00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:31,594
It seems to be working.
403
00:17:31,662 --> 00:17:33,596
Let's bring
this baby home.
404
00:17:33,664 --> 00:17:35,198
So, who's ready
for pie?
405
00:17:35,266 --> 00:17:37,851
Actually,
we're gonna get going.
406
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:40,186
Uh, but, you know what?
407
00:17:40,254 --> 00:17:42,789
Doug does have something
to say to you guys.
408
00:17:43,624 --> 00:17:45,876
Uh, yeah,
thank you for dinner.
409
00:17:45,943 --> 00:17:49,112
And the picture
is awesome.
410
00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:51,381
That's it.
I'm out of bullets.
411
00:17:52,566 --> 00:17:54,534
We hate
the jazz statues.
412
00:17:54,601 --> 00:17:55,702
What?
413
00:17:55,769 --> 00:17:56,803
It's true.
We hate them.
414
00:17:56,871 --> 00:17:58,488
Are you serious?
415
00:17:58,556 --> 00:17:59,956
We got them
in Harlem.
416
00:18:00,023 --> 00:18:01,190
I know.
417
00:18:01,258 --> 00:18:04,861
You tell us every time
you come over here.
418
00:18:04,929 --> 00:18:06,830
Oh, wait a minute.
419
00:18:06,898 --> 00:18:10,166
So, the painting
was some kind of payback?
420
00:18:10,234 --> 00:18:11,017
No. No, no-
421
00:18:11,168 --> 00:18:13,036
we were just trying
to find a nice way
422
00:18:13,104 --> 00:18:15,805
to bring up the topic
of crappy gifts.
423
00:18:17,074 --> 00:18:20,510
Nice? I have nightmares
about this painting!
424
00:18:20,578 --> 00:18:22,679
Well,
these scare our kids.
425
00:18:22,746 --> 00:18:25,782
Oh, do they?
Boo-hoo.
426
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:27,083
I'll tell you what,
girl.
427
00:18:27,151 --> 00:18:28,918
You hate them so much,
428
00:18:28,986 --> 00:18:30,186
they are
out of your lie.
429
00:18:30,254 --> 00:18:31,187
Thank you.
430
00:18:31,255 --> 00:18:32,922
You're very welcome,
miss.
431
00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:34,707
'Cause we have plenty of
other black friends
432
00:18:34,775 --> 00:18:36,910
that would love this.
433
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:46,235
Let's go tell the kids
the good news.
434
00:18:50,941 --> 00:18:55,378
Ok... which one is it, truth or dare?
435
00:18:55,445 --> 00:18:56,379
Truth.
436
00:18:56,446 --> 00:18:58,014
Ok, here we go.
437
00:18:58,082 --> 00:19:01,451
What was your
most embarrassing kiss?
438
00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:04,337
Um... this
stays here, right?
439
00:19:04,405 --> 00:19:06,572
Uh-huh.
440
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:10,226
There was this counselor
at math camp...
441
00:19:10,294 --> 00:19:11,578
Now can I call
Deacon and Kelly?
442
00:19:11,646 --> 00:19:13,280
Run, baby, run.
443
00:19:13,347 --> 00:19:15,081
Settling into my bunk...
444
00:19:17,819 --> 00:19:19,252
One more time.
445
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,786
Honey, come on, please.
446
00:19:20,854 --> 00:19:21,821
I have to start dinner.
447
00:19:21,889 --> 00:19:23,690
I really think I can take you this time.
448
00:19:23,757 --> 00:19:25,925
Ok.
449
00:19:27,261 --> 00:19:28,194
Ready?
450
00:19:28,262 --> 00:19:29,195
Yeah.
451
00:19:29,263 --> 00:19:30,196
Go.
Go!
452
00:19:35,503 --> 00:19:36,252
Son of a mother.
453
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,905
I tried to go
over the top on you.
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