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For a guy who can't
see his own reflection,
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Dracula is
pretty well groomed.
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Let's see
what else is on.
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Oh, leave that.
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Mr. prime minister,
thank you very much.
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Charlie rose?
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You realize that's pbs.
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Doug, we never watch anything
that broadens our horizons.
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Maybe this will give us
something to talk about.
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We watch TV so
we don't have to talk.
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Let's just try it.
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He
finds himself in the center
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of today's
most pressing issues-
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the war on terror,
future shape of Europe-
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who's he interviewing?
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It says right there,
the prime minister of Turkey.
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I gotta level with you. I'd rather
see an interview with an actual Turkey.
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All right. Shh!
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Tell me what role
you think Turkey can play
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in shaping-
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bet you 5 bucks Charlie
picks up his water glass
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in the next 30 seconds.
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Come on.
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I'll give you 3-to-1 odds.
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All right, you're on. Okay.
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Come on. You're bored
and thirsty, Charlie.
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Come on,
pick it up, buddy.
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Come on, pick it up.
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Charlie,
don't do it, don't do it!
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Take a sip.
Hey, sipsy Russell!
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Want to go double or nothing
on masterpiece theater?
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Ah, Douglas.
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What is that
powerful aroma?
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I could ask
the same thing.
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Is that some kind
of melted sandwich?
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Yes, it is, and I don't
want you shedding on it,
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so could you
step back?
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So, I can't be near
your food.
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Then I assume
you'd really get upset
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if I touched it
like this, huh?
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Actually, all you did
was touch hot butter.
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Excuse me.
I need some salve.
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Oh, hey.
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Did you get fitted
for your suit
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for my cousin faye's
wedding?
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No, but it's right at
the top of my to-do list.
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Honey, you understand
the wedding is in 2 weeks,
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and you are a guy who needs
a tailor's help.
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Ok, do you understand
the concept
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behind a grilled cheese
sandwich?
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If the cheese cools,
this was all for nothing.
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All I'm asking you to do
is get the suit!
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And all I'm asking you to do
is shutty.
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Ohh!
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Doug!
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Oh, my God, are you ok?
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Cheese still hot.
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Ok, try to keep the weight
on the other foot.
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Let's plant you
on the couch.
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I don't have to remind you
to do that.
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All right,
remember the doctor said
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to keep your foot
elevated,
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and you have to take
your pills every 3 hours.
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Next one's at 4:00.
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Did he happen to mention
what time
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you're going to say
you're sorry
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for pushing me
down the stairs!
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I didn't push you.
You fell.
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Because you hit me!
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Because you didn't get fitted
for your suit like I asked you to!
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So you cripple me?
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And for the time you
ripped up my vogue magazine
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'cause you had to make
your collage.
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It wasn't a collage.
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I was constructing
the perfect woman.
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Ok...
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Anyway, the doctor said
you're not crippled.
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With a month of physical
therapy, you'll be fine.
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Oh, just a month...
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And every day it rains
for the rest of my life!
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I understand
that you're upset, ok?
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But you do understand that I
didn't mean to hurt you, right?
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I want to believe that.
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What?
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I just came up
for a glass of water.
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I don't
want any trouble.
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Come on, dad.
It was an accident.
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You could have killed him.
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With him being
basically uninsurable,
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where would that leave us?
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All right,
would you back off?
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It wasn't my fault.
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Shame on you, Carrie.
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I've pushed many people
down flights of stairs,
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but damn it, I've always owned up to it.
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Ok, physical therapy's
on the 2nd floor.
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Oh, the snack bar's
on the 5th floor.
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This day just
keeps getting better.
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What the hell?
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That is sick!
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Hey, excuse me,
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what's that?
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That right there is a little
thing called "slamball."
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Great, another cool thing we can't do
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because of Carrie.
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Yeah, we can't...
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We can.
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Hey, put us
down for tomorrow.
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Heffernan. H-e-f-f-
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whoa. Don't get ahead
of yourself, chief.
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We got
a 3-month waiting list.
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Hey!
You can't touch him there.
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Have you
changed your pants
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since you fell
down the stairs?
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It's a whole thing
getting them off.
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Just...
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Hey, guys.
Hey, Carrie.
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How'd your
physical therapy go?
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Pretty rough.
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Worked some deep tissue
on my thigh
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while I went
to my safe place.
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Anyway, I thought
you might be hungry,
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so I got you some burgers
from white castle.
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Oh, thank you.
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And I know you like
the fries
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from
the bowling alley,
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so there you go.
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Great.
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I'll be right back
with a soda.
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I got to tell you-
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I feel like going home
and having Kelly
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push me down some stairs.
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What are you
talking about?
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I've never seen Carrie
serve you.
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Or smile at you.
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She's just
acting all nice.
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I bet she feels guilty.
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No, it's much more
than that.
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It's a fundamental change.
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The whole balance of power
has shifted to you.
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Get out of here.
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As long as you keep
that thing on your leg,
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I bet you get
anything you want.
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Here you go.
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You all set?
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Um... actually,
you know what,
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could you just take
the pickles off the burgers?
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Sure.
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And then chop them up
into little bits,
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and then put them
back on like relish?
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I wasn't kidding.
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Oh, ok.
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What's up?
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Well,
the swelling's gone,
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and you've got
full mobility back.
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Oh... what?
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It wasn't as bad
as we thought.
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You're 100 percent.
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Ok, that is
completely unacceptable.
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I'm going to need
to speak to your manager.
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Um, you can pay
on your way out.
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I was promised a month
of pain and discomfort.
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I was promised a month.
A month!
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Come on, man.
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You had
a hell of a ride.
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Oh, God...
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Now I got to go to her
cousin's wedding on Saturday.
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So? It's just a wedding.
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It's a wiccan wedding!
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What the hell is that?
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They're witches.
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And not hot witches
like Tabitha or Sabrina.
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It's going to be
a nightmare.
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What are you going
to do?
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I got to keep
this thing going.
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Here. You know what?
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Hobble me.
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How am I going
to hobble you with this?
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Just do it.
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No!
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Fine. Then I'll do it,
all right?
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Here...
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Coward!
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Ugh!
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Doug, is that you?
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Yeah, be right up.
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Are you ok?
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Oh, yeah. I'm... fine.
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What happened? I thought
you were getting better.
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I was.
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I was at
physical therapy today,
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and I told the guy
to really test me,
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and it felt good
for a while,
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but then I heard
this sound.
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It was like a...
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A snap...
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Crackle... sound.
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Honey, you shouldn't
have pushed it.
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I know.
It's just that I, uh...
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Ah, never mind.
It's... it's stupid.
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What? Tell me.
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I really wanted
to dance with you
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at your cousin's wedding,
you know?
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Outside, under the stars.
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Oh, baby.
That's so sweet.
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00:10:08,186 --> 00:10:10,053
But you know what? You're
not going to the wedding.
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I'm not going to risk
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having you
hurt yourself again.
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I'll be fine. Just prop
me up against a tree.
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I am going!
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Oh, God!
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Baby! Oh, my-
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oh, God! Oh!
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Are you ok?
Here, let's get you-
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oh, God!
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You don't get cute
with a knee.
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I know that now.
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Oh, sweetheart.
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Mmm...
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Listen, is there
anything I can do?
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Make you feel better?
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Actually...
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There's like 3 leftover
white castle downstairs.
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Can you re-heat them?
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Yes, yes.
Thanks.
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00:10:53,898 --> 00:10:56,466
Doug, please, you don't
have to carry my bag.
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I want to see
my baby off.
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All right.
Let me get it.
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No, I got it!
I have to learn, ok!
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Ok, baby.
And thank you.
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I got it.
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All right.
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Deacon, you're going
to be with him, right?
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Don't worry. We'll get him
through this together.
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Ok. Thank you.
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Bye, honey.
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All right.
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I don't care
what you told her,
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I'm not giving you
a sponge bath.
240
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How about just a shampoo?
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You are such a wuss.
242
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This guy
just bought a stun gun.
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I work in the subway.
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I need this
for protection.
245
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Actually,
in his defense,
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he has been beaten,
set on fire,
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and violated twice.
248
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:46,800
Anyway,
that little stun gun
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is not going
to stop anyone.
250
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Really? Why don't I
try it out on you?
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Make it worth my while.
252
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I'll give you 20 bucks.
253
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20 bucks... no, thanks.
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I'll kick in 20.
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Yeah, me, too.
256
00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:03,567
But you can't scream.
257
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Open your jacket.
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Pay up.
259
00:12:21,819 --> 00:12:23,520
I'll have to owe you.
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00:12:27,392 --> 00:12:28,325
Oh,
that's your phone.
261
00:12:28,393 --> 00:12:29,560
Could you get it?
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00:12:29,595 --> 00:12:30,477
Yeah.
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Hello.
264
00:12:33,447 --> 00:12:35,232
Wh-oh, yeah.
265
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:37,518
No, no, no.
- we want it, we'll take it.
266
00:12:37,585 --> 00:12:38,886
All right. Thanks.
267
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,037
Guys, remember how the
slamball court was booked?
268
00:12:41,105 --> 00:12:42,439
Well, there's been
a cancellation
269
00:12:42,507 --> 00:12:44,040
and we have it
Wednesday night.
270
00:12:45,343 --> 00:12:46,343
That's awesome.
271
00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:47,977
Wait a sec.
You can't go.
272
00:12:48,045 --> 00:12:48,978
You just
convinced Carrie
273
00:12:49,046 --> 00:12:50,514
you had
a major setback.
274
00:12:50,581 --> 00:12:53,350
So? I'll just get all better
by slamball.
275
00:12:53,417 --> 00:12:55,151
You're going to go from crippled
to jumping on a trampoline
276
00:12:55,219 --> 00:12:56,152
in 3 days?
277
00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:57,454
She'll never buy it.
278
00:12:57,522 --> 00:12:58,905
How about this?
279
00:12:58,973 --> 00:13:00,374
She comes home
Sunday night, right?
280
00:13:00,441 --> 00:13:02,141
I tell her
I iced my knee all weekend
281
00:13:02,209 --> 00:13:03,677
and the swelling went down.
282
00:13:03,745 --> 00:13:06,780
Monday, I drop my crutch
in front of her,
283
00:13:06,848 --> 00:13:07,897
I put weight on the knee,
284
00:13:07,965 --> 00:13:09,482
it goes well.
285
00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:12,485
Guys, I can't see
out of my left eye.
286
00:13:15,957 --> 00:13:20,177
Tuesday, my doctor calls,
the x-rays look good.
287
00:13:20,244 --> 00:13:21,878
You're going to get
your doctor
288
00:13:21,946 --> 00:13:23,413
to go along with this?
289
00:13:23,515 --> 00:13:26,082
I think so,
because my doctor is you.
290
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:27,951
Ooh! I'm an orthopedist.
291
00:13:28,019 --> 00:13:29,603
Then, Wednesday morning,
292
00:13:29,671 --> 00:13:31,672
I invite Carrie out
for a walk.
293
00:13:31,739 --> 00:13:34,057
She becomes a partner
in my recovery,
294
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:38,194
12 hours later,
slamball!
295
00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:49,772
Honey, I'm home!
296
00:13:58,416 --> 00:13:59,349
Hey.
297
00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:00,584
Hey, baby.
298
00:14:00,651 --> 00:14:02,952
You're home from the
wedding early. How was it?
299
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:05,305
I don't know what
I enjoyed more,
300
00:14:05,373 --> 00:14:07,707
the mud dancing
or the actual ceremony,
301
00:14:07,775 --> 00:14:09,176
which I'm pretty sure
was officiated
302
00:14:09,243 --> 00:14:10,643
by a crow.
303
00:14:10,711 --> 00:14:13,113
Officiated by a crow.
304
00:14:13,181 --> 00:14:14,881
Anyway, I've been icing
my knee all weekend,
305
00:14:14,949 --> 00:14:17,284
and I think
the swelling went down.
306
00:14:17,352 --> 00:14:19,469
I think I got sap
in my hair.
307
00:14:19,537 --> 00:14:20,621
Oh, geez.
308
00:14:20,688 --> 00:14:23,257
Wow, I got
a little weight on her.
309
00:14:23,324 --> 00:14:25,859
Doesn't feel too bad. Almost
a little bounce on there.
310
00:14:25,926 --> 00:14:27,060
Bouncy.
311
00:14:27,128 --> 00:14:28,629
That's great, honey.
312
00:14:28,663 --> 00:14:31,298
Hey, maybe later on
we'll go for a walk.
313
00:14:31,366 --> 00:14:32,465
Ok.
314
00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:42,659
Arthur,
why are the lights off?
315
00:14:42,727 --> 00:14:48,231
You'll see me
when the time is right.
316
00:14:48,299 --> 00:14:48,898
What's going on?
317
00:14:48,966 --> 00:14:52,902
I'm just looking
at some family photos.
318
00:14:52,970 --> 00:14:56,439
I think Carrie will find
this one interesting.
319
00:14:56,507 --> 00:15:01,111
No cast, no crutches.
320
00:15:01,178 --> 00:15:03,981
So what? That picture could
have been taken a year ago.
321
00:15:04,048 --> 00:15:09,853
Look at the cover
of that magazine.
322
00:15:09,921 --> 00:15:14,507
It features a clearly
pregnant Katie Holmes.
323
00:15:14,575 --> 00:15:16,242
Damn it!
324
00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:18,095
And the next one
was taken
325
00:15:18,162 --> 00:15:20,831
before yesterday's
knickerbocker game.
326
00:15:23,868 --> 00:15:27,220
And my personal favorite-
327
00:15:27,288 --> 00:15:29,439
you receiving the news
about the return
328
00:15:29,507 --> 00:15:31,941
of the mcrib sandwich.
329
00:15:34,695 --> 00:15:37,231
Turn it off.
330
00:15:37,298 --> 00:15:38,815
Turn it off!
331
00:15:41,885 --> 00:15:43,353
What do you want,
old man?
332
00:15:43,421 --> 00:15:45,322
I want what you've got.
333
00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:46,523
What are you
talking about?
334
00:15:46,590 --> 00:15:47,858
I'm talking about power.
335
00:15:47,925 --> 00:15:50,159
From now on, I'm getting
everything I want from Carrie
336
00:15:50,227 --> 00:15:51,294
through you!
337
00:15:52,262 --> 00:15:53,280
Oh, no, you're not.
338
00:15:53,347 --> 00:15:54,481
I'm taking this.
339
00:15:54,548 --> 00:15:56,316
The negatives
are in a locker
340
00:15:56,384 --> 00:15:59,302
at the staten island y.
341
00:16:01,338 --> 00:16:02,338
Hey, honey?
342
00:16:02,406 --> 00:16:05,275
Do you know what
you want for dinner?
343
00:16:06,510 --> 00:16:08,177
Liver and onions.
344
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,346
Oh, no, no, no-
345
00:16:10,414 --> 00:16:11,932
liver and onions.
Say it.
346
00:16:14,168 --> 00:16:17,270
Liver and onions.
347
00:16:17,338 --> 00:16:20,240
Really? Ok.
348
00:16:26,647 --> 00:16:28,965
Yo, slamball time.
349
00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:30,266
I can't go.
350
00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:32,435
What? What happened
to the 3-day plan?
351
00:16:32,503 --> 00:16:34,221
It was going great
until Arthur found out.
352
00:16:34,289 --> 00:16:35,755
Now he's blackmailing me,
353
00:16:35,823 --> 00:16:37,590
so I got to keep
pretending I'm hurt.
354
00:16:37,658 --> 00:16:38,875
What's all this?
355
00:16:38,942 --> 00:16:41,144
He's making me sort out
his dirty playing cards...
356
00:16:41,212 --> 00:16:43,813
By cup size.
357
00:16:43,881 --> 00:16:47,817
That one belongs
in its own pile.
358
00:16:47,885 --> 00:16:49,753
Come on, man.
We need 4 guys.
359
00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:51,655
Douglas,
stop dilly-dallying.
360
00:16:51,723 --> 00:16:52,889
I've had some drambuie
361
00:16:52,957 --> 00:16:55,124
and I want to play
solitaire.
362
00:16:58,062 --> 00:16:59,563
Let's do this.
I'm doin' it.
363
00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:00,797
You sure?
364
00:17:00,865 --> 00:17:02,999
I'll just tell Carrie
I'm going to physical therapy.
365
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:04,234
What about Arthur?
366
00:17:04,301 --> 00:17:06,603
Give me 10 minutes.
367
00:17:09,773 --> 00:17:11,308
How's the borscht?
368
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,543
First-rate.
369
00:17:13,611 --> 00:17:16,062
Shame Carrie had to go
all the way to yonkers
370
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:20,033
to get it for "you."
371
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,601
Yeah, it's too bad.
372
00:17:23,103 --> 00:17:27,056
Strange... I feel
a bit light-headed.
373
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,793
That's funny.
What do I have here?
374
00:17:30,861 --> 00:17:36,282
Oh, the sleeping pills
that Carrie got for "me."
375
00:17:39,770 --> 00:17:43,506
I must say, you played the
part of the lumbering imbecile
376
00:17:43,574 --> 00:17:45,375
quite well.
377
00:17:45,476 --> 00:17:47,844
Well, thank you.
And when you start to drool,
378
00:17:47,912 --> 00:17:49,345
keep it in the bowl.
379
00:17:57,221 --> 00:17:58,187
Give me the ball.
380
00:17:58,255 --> 00:18:00,173
I'm open!
381
00:18:08,616 --> 00:18:11,184
Hi,
I'm Carrie heffernan.
382
00:18:11,252 --> 00:18:12,385
Oh, you're Doug's wife.
383
00:18:12,453 --> 00:18:14,987
Yes. My father
wrote me this note
384
00:18:15,055 --> 00:18:16,789
before he fell asleep.
385
00:18:16,857 --> 00:18:18,158
"Help... Doug."
386
00:18:18,226 --> 00:18:20,009
He had an appointment
with you today.
387
00:18:20,077 --> 00:18:21,561
Is he all right?
388
00:18:21,628 --> 00:18:22,446
I haven't seen him
in 2 weeks,
389
00:18:22,513 --> 00:18:23,713
ever since his knee
was better.
390
00:18:23,781 --> 00:18:26,783
Better? What do you mean?
He had a huge setback.
391
00:18:26,851 --> 00:18:29,686
He did?
Well, have him call me.
392
00:18:39,246 --> 00:18:41,297
Yeah! Whoo!
393
00:18:41,365 --> 00:18:43,583
Whoo-hoo-hoo-yeow!
394
00:18:43,650 --> 00:18:44,784
Yeah!
395
00:18:48,506 --> 00:18:50,790
Hey... car.
396
00:18:50,858 --> 00:18:53,159
Kind of
crazy therapy, huh?
397
00:18:53,227 --> 00:18:56,012
You've been faking
this whole time?
398
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,398
No,
not the whole time.
399
00:18:58,466 --> 00:18:59,849
Get off of there.
400
00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:00,934
No.
401
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:03,069
Doug, don't bounce
away from me.
402
00:19:04,855 --> 00:19:07,523
Do you know what
you put me through? Huh?
403
00:19:07,591 --> 00:19:09,692
All the things
you made me do for you.
404
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,795
Some things
I can't even mention.
405
00:19:12,863 --> 00:19:14,230
You made me feel
so guilty
406
00:19:14,298 --> 00:19:15,365
that I've been
actually listening
407
00:19:15,432 --> 00:19:17,467
to anger management
tapes.
408
00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:19,102
You may want
to pop one in now.
409
00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:20,703
You think this is funny?
410
00:19:20,771 --> 00:19:22,438
Let me tell you some-
411
00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:24,140
Doug... ok.
412
00:19:24,207 --> 00:19:26,075
Doug...
413
00:19:29,013 --> 00:19:29,863
You know what, Doug?
414
00:19:29,931 --> 00:19:31,648
I can't believe
you did this!
415
00:19:31,716 --> 00:19:32,882
I'm sorry, ok?
416
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:35,301
Oh, you're sorry.
That's not good enough!
417
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,723
Yeah. It's fun, right?
418
00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:42,726
I'm still mad at you.
419
00:19:42,793 --> 00:19:43,593
Try the sit down.
420
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:44,678
I don't want to.
421
00:19:44,745 --> 00:19:45,945
Whoo!
422
00:19:46,013 --> 00:19:47,163
Give it a shot.
423
00:19:47,231 --> 00:19:48,698
Come on.
424
00:19:48,766 --> 00:19:50,566
Whoo!
425
00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:53,319
There you go!
It's great, right?
426
00:19:53,387 --> 00:19:54,203
Bounce it out.
427
00:19:54,271 --> 00:19:55,338
Go higher.
428
00:19:55,406 --> 00:19:56,656
I don't want to.
I'm scared.
429
00:19:56,723 --> 00:19:57,857
You do it, honey.
430
00:19:57,925 --> 00:19:59,392
Ok, watch me.
431
00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:01,361
Go higher, baby.
432
00:20:01,429 --> 00:20:02,746
Higher, baby.
Come on, higher!
433
00:20:02,813 --> 00:20:03,863
Higher!
434
00:20:04,765 --> 00:20:05,815
Ohh!
435
00:20:25,419 --> 00:20:27,003
I got Danny.
436
00:20:28,338 --> 00:20:30,039
I'll take Carrie.
437
00:20:31,508 --> 00:20:32,441
I got Arthur.
438
00:20:39,116 --> 00:20:41,050
Um...
439
00:20:42,870 --> 00:20:44,871
Come on!
440
00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:47,240
All right.
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