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Oh, leave it.
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What was it?
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A special on
the aztec ruins.
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Unless it's
boobs or football,
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I ain't slowing down.
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It's actually
very fascinating.
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Give it up, Spence.
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We're not spending
our vacation
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on an archeological dig.
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We have to decide
someplace to go.
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How about
brokeback Mountain?
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Look, I have an airline
companion ticket.
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It expires if I don't
use it in two weeks.
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We should be using it
to go to Vegas.
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So I can watch you lose
our redecorating money?
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No, thanks.
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You know what, guys?
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It's getting late
and this whole conversation
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is making me feel...
Bad inside.
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So, uh, come on.
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You're kicking us out?
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Not physically.
That would be a hate crime.
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Come on.
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I thought you were
going to sleep.
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Oh, yeah.
I'm just reading.
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Biography of
Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Wow. You got to float that
by me when you're done.
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What are you doing?
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Saying my prayers.
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Doug, how many times
have I asked you
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not to eat in bed?
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I'm sorry, and out of
respect for you,
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I tried to hide it.
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I'm serious.
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Look, you got poppy seeds
all over the bed.
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First of all,
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there are no poppy seeds on a
Doug heffernan sandwich, and...
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Those are moving.
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Ok...
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Well, I checked
the bedroom.
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Great news.
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Oh, thank God.
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Let me finish.
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Great news
if you love bedbugs.
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'Cause you got
a crapload full of them.
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Bedbugs? Really?
Is that a real thing?
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There's a lot of myths
about bedbugs,
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but one thing's
for certain-
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they're as disease-ridden
as a one-eyed whore.
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I told you
not to eat in bed.
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That's another myth
about bedbugs.
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They're not food scavengers.
They feed off human blood.
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Take a look at how engorged
that bad boy is.
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Oh, my God.
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Looks like the guy
that bit me last night.
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Ooh,
where'd he get you?
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Right in the leg.
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Let's have
a little look-see.
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I'm actually...
I'm good.
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Scooch up those pants.
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Come on, chop, chop.
There we go.
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Ok...
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So, how's it looking
down there?
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I do not like
the look of that mole.
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Ok, you know what?
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How about the bug bite?
What about the bite?
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Well, it's odd. It's one
of the larger strains,
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usually found in
more humid climates.
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Have you guys been down
to the Caribbean
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or Florida recently?
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No.
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Your dad was.
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That's right.
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He stayed at that motel
in boynton beach.
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Think he got it
from there?
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Did he bring anything
back from the motel,
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like a towel
or a washcloth?
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No, but he did bring
back a set of sheets!
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Yep. And a lamp.
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Bingo.
Where is he now?
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I'd like to give his body
a once-over.
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I'm guessing
you wouldn't.
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Actually,
he's on another vacation.
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So, how can we take care
of this?
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Well, you call your friendly,
qualified exterminator
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to kick some bedbug arse.
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What's that going
to cost us?
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Let's see.
Two floors, the basement.
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Carry the 2.
Boom-boom-diddy-bop...
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Uh, you're looking at
about 11 hundred.
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No, I'm looking
in the yellow pages
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under "cheaper bug guy."
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Doug.
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Doug, how are we going
to get rid of these bugs?
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Would you let me handle it?
I'll handle it, ok?
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Yeah. We're good. Thanks.
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Ok, well,
good luck, folks.
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Sleep tight and...
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I think you know
the rest.
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If we share a hotel room,
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it's not going
to cost you a cent.
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Look, we spend
a couple hours
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on the dig in the morning,
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then after that,
it's a total party scene.
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We can get
totally wasted.
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Mom,
just think about it, ok?
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Now can we go to Vegas? No.
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I want to go
to the aztec ruins.
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We got to decide this
somehow.
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Rock, paper, scissors.
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No, you always
throw late.
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That's how we ended up with
those mama's family DVDs.
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How about we play
trivial pursuit?
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No way.
You know too many... things.
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That's like me saying,
let's wrestle for it.
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Ok.
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What?
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Let's wrestle for it.
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Fine.
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Good.
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I'll give you
a couple days to train.
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Ok, baby, let's go.
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I got to wait
for my hot pocket.
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What? Honey, I just
set off the bug bomb.
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I said I was going
to do it.
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How long will that take?
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I got two more minutes.
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In 30 seconds, there will
be pesticide everywhere.
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Why do you have to have
a hot pocket now?
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I have a problem, ok?
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Now's not the time
to remind me.
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Just hurry up,
all right, babe?
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Come on!
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So, I just
got off the phone
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with the Republic motel
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to complain that they
gave my dad bedbugs.
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To apologize,
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they're sending over vouchers
for one week's free stay.
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Idiots...
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That's like when
I found the nasal strip
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in my chili
at the diner.
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They gave me
two free bowls of chili.
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Only difference is we're not
going to that infested motel
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and you ate
all that chili.
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And most of
the nasal strip.
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Again,
I thought it was bacon.
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Good night, baby.
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Whoa. Aren't you, uh...
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Forgetting something?
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What?
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How about a thank you
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for saving us
11 hundred bucks
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with my brilliant
bug bomb idea?
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Oh, yeah.
Thank you, baby.
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Well, thank you
for rocking my world.
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Doug,
I said not tonight.
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What?
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Stop tickling my leg.
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I'm nowhere near you.
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Aaahhh... yuck!
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They're back!
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You and your brilliant
bug bomb idea!
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You had to cheap-out,
right?
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It was your stinking dad who
brought them here in the first place.
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Like your parents
are so clean?
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They are.
You can eat off my parents.
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Oh, my God.
Are they in my hair?
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By the way, you've made your
share of stupid decisions.
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I can think of one
right now.
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Ohh...
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So, you want to be alone?
Well, you got it, sister,
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because I ain't
sleeping here tonight.
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Where are you going?
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Deacon's.
Yeah, so sleep tight.
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And you know the rest!
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Hey, man.
What's going on?
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Carrie and I are in the
middle of this whole thing,
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so can I
crash on your couch?
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Yeah. Well...
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Tell him no.
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Here's the thing.
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Carrie called
and told us about...
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Your problem.
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Damn it!
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Listen, man, I'm clean! You
got to believe me! I'm clean!
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Hold on.
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Let's let him stay.
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I don't want him
near the kids.
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He can take his clothes
off in the hallway.
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You really want him
doing that?
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I can't throw him
out in the street.
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Look, he says he's clean.
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Look.
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Morning.
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Morning.
Morning.
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Oh, Lisa, those are nice
earrings. Are they new?
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Please don't touch me.
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What's going on?
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Did Doug call you?
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No.
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He sent a mass e-mail.
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No, Frederick. We'll
wait for the next one.
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What's wrong, grandma?
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Come, Frederick.
Now.
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Keep walking, grandmama.
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That's right, I got bedbugs.
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Who wants some, huh?
What's up?
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Hey.
Hey.
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All right, he's here.
Now we can get started.
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00:11:06,311 --> 00:11:08,313
Get started with what?
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I told you guys I'm not
giving you a tandem massage.
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No, no, no-
we still can't decide
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where to go on vacation,
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so we're wrestling
for it.
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We need you to ref.
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I don't know
anything about wrestling.
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Call "match"
when you see
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one of us
pin the other.
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And make sure
there's no illegal stuff
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like low-blows
or eye-gouging,
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all right?
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00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:41,463
Can I gouge
my own eyes out?
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All-righty,
let's do this!
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You are in for a greco-Roman
pounding, my friend.
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You guys
got anything to eat?
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00:12:08,874 --> 00:12:11,326
Yeah,
leftover Chinese.
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Second shelf,
towards the back.
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Soda's in the door.
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Mmm.
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You know,
this mu shu's really good.
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Where did you get it from?
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Szechuan village.
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Mmm.
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I got to remember that.
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Where are you guys at,
wrestling-wise?
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I'm about to make my move right now.
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Yeah. That's if your move
is to submit to me.
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That's it. Pin!
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It's my kids' bedtime.
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I'll check on you guys
tomorrow.
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Come on, man.
You can't go.
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We need a ref.
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Otherwise,
this doesn't look right.
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I don't understand.
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I bug-bombed
the whole house.
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Bug-bombed?
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00:13:09,135 --> 00:13:12,053
That's like the worst thing
you can do.
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All that stuff does
is make them horny.
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I should have used
some of that on her, huh?
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You can still get rid of them, right?
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Oh, yeah. Don't worry.
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I've got a very special
pesticide
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for infestations
like this.
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I can't tell you
its name,
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but you can only get it
in Korea.
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So, it's 11 hundred,
right?
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Oh, God, no.
258
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That was before you organized
this little love-in here.
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No, uh... it's going to
be at least 25 hundred.
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25 hundred?
261
00:13:51,661 --> 00:13:52,661
I want you to kill them,
262
00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:54,796
not send them
to private school.
263
00:13:54,864 --> 00:13:56,631
Ok, stop.
264
00:13:56,699 --> 00:13:59,066
We will pay it,
all right?
265
00:13:59,134 --> 00:14:01,336
Just get
rid of them.
266
00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:03,037
How long is it going
to take?
267
00:14:03,105 --> 00:14:06,174
Well, if I get started
right away
268
00:14:06,241 --> 00:14:07,776
and work all night-
269
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,895
uh...
270
00:14:10,963 --> 00:14:13,498
I could probably have you
bug free by the morning.
271
00:14:13,566 --> 00:14:16,868
So, we got to sleep
downstairs, huh?
272
00:14:16,936 --> 00:14:19,353
Not unless you have
a protective bubble.
273
00:14:19,421 --> 00:14:21,322
And if you're blinking
at 25 hundred,
274
00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:22,591
I'm guessing you don't.
275
00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:27,245
I'll let you two pack.
276
00:14:29,415 --> 00:14:31,132
Where are we going to go?
277
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,467
I guess we could
stay at a hotel.
278
00:14:33,535 --> 00:14:35,403
What's $200 more
on your bill.
279
00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:37,538
I don't have to stay
in a hotel.
280
00:14:37,606 --> 00:14:38,890
I don't have to stay
in a hotel, either.
281
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:40,258
So, what do you suggest?
282
00:14:41,627 --> 00:14:43,094
Well,
my dad always said,
283
00:14:43,162 --> 00:14:45,596
if I married you I'd
wind up sleeping in a car,
284
00:14:45,664 --> 00:14:47,732
and...
285
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:51,552
So, you, uh...
286
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:53,254
You want to, uh...
287
00:14:53,321 --> 00:14:55,289
Oh, my God. You're kidding me, right?
288
00:14:55,357 --> 00:14:57,124
I don't know.
289
00:14:57,192 --> 00:14:58,726
When this jeep's
a-rockin',
290
00:14:58,794 --> 00:15:00,695
do not come knockin'.
291
00:15:00,763 --> 00:15:02,664
All right.
Good night, hon.
292
00:15:07,486 --> 00:15:11,022
There's a man
staring at us.
293
00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:15,226
Ooh. Good call on
the not getting naked.
294
00:15:15,294 --> 00:15:17,162
Hey.
295
00:15:17,229 --> 00:15:20,332
Wow.
Looks pretty roomy.
296
00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:21,666
Do I know you?
297
00:15:21,733 --> 00:15:24,569
Oh, sorry.
I'm Phil hauser.
298
00:15:24,636 --> 00:15:25,803
I live
down the street.
299
00:15:27,656 --> 00:15:28,339
All right.
300
00:15:28,407 --> 00:15:29,490
My daughter Emily
sold you
301
00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:32,026
all those girl scout cookies last year.
302
00:15:32,094 --> 00:15:33,761
You bought
so many thin mints,
303
00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:36,998
to whole troop was able
to go to busch gardens.
304
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,800
That's great.
You know-
305
00:15:38,867 --> 00:15:41,535
I never got
my coconut clusters.
306
00:15:41,604 --> 00:15:43,938
Well, that's not ok.
307
00:15:44,006 --> 00:15:47,441
Give me your number.
I'll get back to you.
308
00:15:47,509 --> 00:15:49,094
You have a pen?
309
00:15:49,161 --> 00:15:51,195
Um... no, sorry.
310
00:15:51,263 --> 00:15:52,714
I've got one
in the glove compartment.
311
00:15:52,781 --> 00:15:54,381
Stop... stop!
312
00:15:54,449 --> 00:15:55,683
What?
313
00:15:55,751 --> 00:15:57,018
You know what?
314
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,220
We are in our bedroom
right now, ok?
315
00:15:59,287 --> 00:16:01,222
Do we come to your bedroom
talking cookies?
316
00:16:01,289 --> 00:16:03,290
No, we don't.
317
00:16:04,526 --> 00:16:07,428
Finish up your business,
snowflake.
318
00:16:07,496 --> 00:16:09,697
We're going.
319
00:16:09,765 --> 00:16:11,933
Great.
320
00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:13,434
You want to know
the chances
321
00:16:13,502 --> 00:16:15,270
of me seeing
those coconut clusters?
322
00:16:15,337 --> 00:16:16,704
Goose egg.
323
00:16:17,773 --> 00:16:19,107
All right,
you know what?
324
00:16:19,175 --> 00:16:20,675
My back is killing me,
325
00:16:20,742 --> 00:16:21,742
people are staring at us,
326
00:16:21,811 --> 00:16:22,811
we'll never
get to sleep here.
327
00:16:22,878 --> 00:16:24,179
What do you want to do?
328
00:16:24,246 --> 00:16:26,747
Let's just go someplace to
kill some time until morning.
329
00:16:26,816 --> 00:16:29,350
Fine... oh, boy.
330
00:16:29,418 --> 00:16:30,351
What?
331
00:16:30,419 --> 00:16:31,686
Don't panic,
332
00:16:31,753 --> 00:16:34,956
but I think Pete's spraying
the living room in your bra.
333
00:17:33,798 --> 00:17:34,931
Look at this.
334
00:17:34,999 --> 00:17:38,334
Drinking,
staying out all night-
335
00:17:38,402 --> 00:17:40,670
really takes me back to
my junior college days.
336
00:17:40,738 --> 00:17:44,941
Oh, yeah?
All 12 of them?
337
00:17:45,009 --> 00:17:46,676
12 more than you.
338
00:17:46,744 --> 00:17:48,478
Just shut up. Get me
some more peanuts, please.
339
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,814
Can we get
some more peanuts?
340
00:17:50,881 --> 00:17:52,215
Hello!
341
00:17:52,282 --> 00:17:55,151
Can't you see the man
is busy doing scratch-offs?
342
00:17:55,219 --> 00:17:57,053
Here, take mine.
Thank you.
343
00:17:57,121 --> 00:18:00,123
I'm Mike,
and that's my wife Nancy.
344
00:18:00,190 --> 00:18:01,457
Oh, hey.
Doug and Carrie.
345
00:18:01,525 --> 00:18:03,760
You guys look like
you've had a wild night.
346
00:18:03,828 --> 00:18:05,145
You should have seen us
an hour ago.
347
00:18:05,212 --> 00:18:08,782
We really raised the roof
at rite-aid, right, babe?
348
00:18:08,849 --> 00:18:11,467
I hope that blood pressure
machine wasn't accurate,
349
00:18:11,535 --> 00:18:15,172
because if it was
I got to make a call.
350
00:18:15,239 --> 00:18:17,974
Anyway, we're
just killing some time.
351
00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:19,810
We're getting some
work done on our house.
352
00:18:19,877 --> 00:18:21,678
Oh, I hear that.
353
00:18:21,745 --> 00:18:23,947
We just put a hot tub
in our backyard.
354
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,081
Took forever.
355
00:18:25,149 --> 00:18:26,783
But it was worth it.
356
00:18:26,851 --> 00:18:28,718
Oh, yeah.
357
00:18:28,786 --> 00:18:31,605
Last call!
Closing time!
358
00:18:31,672 --> 00:18:34,006
It was nice
meeting you guys.
359
00:18:34,074 --> 00:18:36,809
Listen, no reason the
night has to end here.
360
00:18:36,877 --> 00:18:38,611
What do you mean?
361
00:18:38,679 --> 00:18:40,296
Why don't you guys
come
362
00:18:40,364 --> 00:18:41,831
and hang out
at our place?
363
00:18:41,898 --> 00:18:44,900
I'll open a bottle of wine,
get the hot tub going-
364
00:18:44,968 --> 00:18:46,236
I'm just saying-
365
00:18:46,303 --> 00:18:48,138
I think the four of us
366
00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:50,740
could have
a pretty good time.
367
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,149
I don't know.
368
00:18:59,217 --> 00:19:02,068
Well, think about it.
369
00:19:02,136 --> 00:19:04,370
I'm going to take care
of our tab.
370
00:19:07,241 --> 00:19:10,409
Well, let's go, baby.
Come on.
371
00:19:12,512 --> 00:19:14,064
Are you kidding me?
372
00:19:14,131 --> 00:19:16,966
What?
Doug, they have a house.
373
00:19:17,034 --> 00:19:19,769
And where I come from,
that's better than a jeep.
374
00:19:19,837 --> 00:19:23,423
Carrie, I'm pretty sure
they want to swing with us.
375
00:19:23,491 --> 00:19:25,675
So what?
We get in the hot tub,
376
00:19:25,743 --> 00:19:27,477
and then we go-ugh-
377
00:19:27,544 --> 00:19:29,679
we're too tired
to swing tonight,
378
00:19:29,747 --> 00:19:32,115
and then we're in their
guest bedroom, no big deal.
379
00:19:32,183 --> 00:19:33,700
It's never going to work.
380
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:35,635
Did you see the way
she was eye-balling me?
381
00:19:35,703 --> 00:19:38,338
She wants this!
382
00:19:40,324 --> 00:19:41,358
You know what?
383
00:19:41,425 --> 00:19:43,426
I am willing to roll
the dice on that one.
384
00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:44,694
Ok, let's go.
385
00:19:44,762 --> 00:19:45,562
Come on.
386
00:19:45,629 --> 00:19:48,047
Great.
With all your whining,
387
00:19:48,115 --> 00:19:50,783
they closed the deal
with another couple now!
388
00:19:50,851 --> 00:19:53,253
What are we doing here?
389
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,621
You know what, baby?
You're right.
390
00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:57,190
I need to sleep.
391
00:19:57,258 --> 00:19:58,457
I'm just
sick of you right now.
392
00:19:58,525 --> 00:20:00,326
I'm so sick of you, too.
393
00:20:00,394 --> 00:20:02,395
Why don't I call Pete,
394
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,130
the bug guy,
and see if he's done.
395
00:20:04,198 --> 00:20:05,932
That's a good idea.
396
00:20:08,118 --> 00:20:10,319
Hey, Pete, hi, it's Carrie.
397
00:20:10,388 --> 00:20:12,188
Are you done yet?
398
00:20:12,256 --> 00:20:14,557
What?
399
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:17,093
How long will it take you
to find the queen?
400
00:20:18,495 --> 00:20:20,496
Oh, my-ok-good-bye.
401
00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:22,364
He said it's going to be
another 3 days.
402
00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:24,634
3 days!
403
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,170
Now we got to pay
more money for a hotel!
404
00:20:27,238 --> 00:20:28,054
Actually, you know what?
405
00:20:28,122 --> 00:20:29,972
We have
those free vouchers
406
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,874
for the motel
my dad stayed at.
407
00:20:31,942 --> 00:20:35,678
If you want to drive
to Florida.
408
00:20:35,746 --> 00:20:37,713
I don't...
409
00:20:37,781 --> 00:20:39,549
But I know someone
who will.
410
00:20:39,616 --> 00:20:41,851
How great
did this work out?
411
00:20:41,919 --> 00:20:43,152
You got to gamble,
412
00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:45,755
I got to excavate
a native American campground.
413
00:20:45,823 --> 00:20:47,156
Everybody wins.
414
00:20:47,224 --> 00:20:49,959
Yeah, we really have Doug and
Carrie to thank for this one.
415
00:20:50,027 --> 00:20:51,528
We sure do.
416
00:21:11,898 --> 00:21:13,566
This is actually
pretty nice.
417
00:21:13,634 --> 00:21:14,701
Yeah.
418
00:21:17,521 --> 00:21:20,407
Hey, what do you think
they do with those mats?
419
00:21:20,474 --> 00:21:24,811
I don't know, but don't
walk on them barefoot.
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