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Oh, my God. Whoa.
That could've been ugly.
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Arthur, get up.
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I need the couch.
Go down to bed.
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All right.
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There.
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Yeah.
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Mmm.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, miss Conrad.
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Yes, I'm pulling
the listings right now.
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And listen, I want to thank
you for this opportunity.
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I won't let you-what?
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Am I using
the t.R.D. Reports?
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Of course.
I have them right here.
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I- I'm all about
the t.R.D.S.
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Ok. All right,
no problem. Bye-bye.
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Oh, my God. I hope
I left them in the bathroom.
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All right, gentlemen.
Let's play some cards.
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Danny, you get the beer.
Spence, here.
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Order up some Chinese.
Yeah.
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Deac.
- tunes, I'm right on it.
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Oh, hey.
Instead of tung sing,
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let's try szechuan village.
It's supposed to be amazing.
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As long as they can
make my dish.
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Beef with broccoli.
With?
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No broccoli.
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Hey. Big jar of honey
tipped over in your fridge.
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What the hell
just happened here?
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What? We're
playing poker.
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And could you watch the
language in front of my company?
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No. No, no, no, no.
This is not happening.
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What are you doing?
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Doug, I need this room
to work, ok?
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We have a big client
flying in from L.A.
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I have to pull all the listings
of our condos, co-ops, lofts,
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then I have to project what
the amortized mortgage would be-
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ok, if you're trying
to bore us into leaving,
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mission accomplished.
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Doug, please, come on.
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Where are we
supposed to go?
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What's wrong
with the garage?
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Again, there's a raccoon
living in it.
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My place is no good.
The kids are still up.
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Yeah,
we're out, too.
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Spence's mom has a date over again.
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Lowell isn't a date.
He's her piano teacher.
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We don't have a piano.
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Hello?
He brings his organ,
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and she practices
on that.
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Come on, honey, please. I
really want to do a good job.
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This is a great opportunity.
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Ok, fine. You know what,
guys? No cards. Let's-
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you know what? Let's just
go to szechuan village.
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All right?
Oh, and f.Y.I...
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When you're ambitious,
I couldn't want you less.
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Ok?
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All right, so,
what do you want to do?
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Hit me.
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Damn it!
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Can we be done now?
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Oh, God, when did you
become such a complainer?
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Uh, whenever I'm forced
to be furniture.
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You know what? Deal 'em up. Come on.
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Nah, I don't want
to play anymore.
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I'm gettin' too good a view
of backstage Spence.
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Is that a thong?
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What?! No.
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What are you, crazy?
Heh.
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So, we gettin' a table
anytime soon?
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Well, good news is, there's a Chinese
family that just finished eating.
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Bad news is, they started playing
some kind of game with tiles.
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Oh, God, I hope
it's not shogi.
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That could
take hours.
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All right, look, why don't
we just grab some takeout
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and go play
in the garage?
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As long as we don't mess
with the raccoon babies,
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the mother is not
going to attack us.
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Ok, I know for a fact
that's not true.
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Besides, I want to play
in my own living room.
80
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Well, that's not gonna
happen. Carrie's thrown us out
81
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the last 5 times
we've tried.
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You know, if we had any
guts, we'd rent out that place
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and make it our
permanent poker room.
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Heh. Plus, how fast would
the Chinese food come?
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Yeah, that'd be
off the hook.
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Off the hook...
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Or very much
on the hook?
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The location is good-
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close to shopping.
Schools are excellent.
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The blinds are new.
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My mother-in-law put them up
just before she passed away.
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Dropped dead.
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Dropped dead right where
you are standing.
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Her heart?
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No, uh, the ceiling fan
came down on her.
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It's in there
pretty good now, though.
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I had better get back
down to my restaurant.
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Anything else?
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Uh, how much
is the rent again?
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$800 a month,
including utilities.
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No pets.
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Cat gets loose in
a Chinese restaurant, and...
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Well, that's hard
to live down.
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Well, what do you
guys think?
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I'm not sure
Kelly's gonna go for it.
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She can't not go for what
she doesn't not know about.
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What?
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You don't tell her!
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Oh, what, you're not
gonna tell Carrie?
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Hell to the no.
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Broads ain't hearin'
about this,
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and broads definitely
ain't invited.
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You know what?
I'm in.
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Yeah, me, too.
Spence?
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The, uh,
"no broads" policy-
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like, say I meet
a hot chick in a bar,
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I want to
bring her up here.
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I mean, would that
be ok, or no?
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Let's cross that
imaginary bridge
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when we come to it.
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We gotta hustle. Carrie's
gonna be home any minute.
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You wanna bring
this George foreman grill?
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Mmm. Naw.
At the new place,
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let's leave animal
fat where it belongs-
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in the food.
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Hey!
Hey!
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Hi, Deacon, why do you
have folding chairs
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tied to the roof
of your car?
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Oh, uh... i-it's for
my kid.
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He likes musical chairs.
He's-
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he's trying out
for the team at school.
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That's a good dad
right there.
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Anyway, remember I told you
about that client from L.A.
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I was gonna be showing
properties to?
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No.
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Well, I did, and I am.
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Anyway, guess who it is.
Big star.
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Tom Hanks.
No.
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The guy who played
Mr. drummond.
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No!
I'm out.
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All right.
Kirstie alley.
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Oh! Gimme a call
when it's Mr. d.
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Hey, whoa, whoa!
What is all this stuff?
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Uh-no, this is just stuff that
I-I'm going to sell on ebay.
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Hold that thought.
146
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Honey, you're selling your
playstation? You love it.
147
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Exactly. That's why I'm
getting rid of all this crap,
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so I can spend
more time with you.
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To do what?
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I got nothin'
right now.
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Hey, hey, slow down
there, big boy. What?
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Here. Sell this
for me.
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A potato chip.
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Not just a potato chip. A potato chip
that looks just like Richard Nixon.
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No one's gonna buy that.
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Are you crazy?
It's a known fact
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that Nixon is the Rolls-Royce of
presidential-shaped potato chips!
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It doesn't even look like him! It
looks... more like my Uncle st...
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Your Uncle stu
wishes! Here.
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Hi. Are you Carrie?
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Yes. Hi!
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I'm kirstie alley.
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I'm sorry. I didn't
catch the name.
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Ah! Kidding!
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Hello, welcome!
Come in!
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I have some great condos
for you to look at.
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Oh, exciting.
To tell you the truth,
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I'm relieved that I'm gonna
be talking about something
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other than
my weight loss.
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You know, it's like, "kirstie,
you look so beautiful."
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You lost so much weight!
Oh, you look so hot."
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At a certain point it's
like enough is enough, right?
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Actually, I haven't
reached that point.
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Oh, if I hadn't told you,
kirstie, you look fabulous!
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Well, thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Hey, Jenny Craig for president.
- am I right?
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You're right.
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So why don't we
get started?
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Let's!
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Ms. heffernan, where do
you want, bagels and donuts?
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Uh... thank you.
You can put them-
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right back where
they came from!
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We don't want that
poison in here!
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Sorry about that,
kirstie.
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No, no, no, no,
no, no.
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Please. Please,
you enjoy, Carrie.
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I am perfectly able to sit
here and watch other people eat.
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Ok. Ha ha. All right.
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Out. Out.
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Is it good?
191
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Mm-hmm.
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Is that a little
pecan on top?
193
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Oh, actually,
I don't really know.
194
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Just give a little
taste.
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Ok.
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Pecan?
197
00:09:23,776 --> 00:09:25,744
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I think
so. I don't really know.
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I'm not sure.
199
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I should have told you.
200
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I have this little trick-i
watch other people eat,
201
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and then I enjoy
the food through them.
202
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Oh! Oh, I get it.
Ok, great, great.
203
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In fact, you see that little
sprinkled donut over there?
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Uh-huh.
205
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Could you eat that?
206
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Actually, I don't
love sprinkles-
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but could you eat it?
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Absolutely. I can.
Absolutely.
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Not a problem.
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Ahh...
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This is livin'.
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Oh ho! There it is!
Still the champ!
213
00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,308
That doesn't count.
It's on the line!
214
00:10:13,376 --> 00:10:15,610
Look, nobody likes
losing at baloney darts,
215
00:10:15,678 --> 00:10:17,345
but show a little class,
would ya?
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00:10:24,503 --> 00:10:26,070
Hello.
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Hey, it's me.
218
00:10:27,606 --> 00:10:28,990
It's Carrie.
Keep it down.
219
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Listen, where are you?
I tried calling you at home.
220
00:10:32,178 --> 00:10:33,945
I'm at szechuan village.
221
00:10:34,013 --> 00:10:36,281
Again? Man,
you love that place.
222
00:10:36,349 --> 00:10:38,983
What was that? I couldn't
understand a word you're saying.
223
00:10:39,051 --> 00:10:42,019
Well, I'm eating stuff
for kirstie alley.
224
00:10:50,062 --> 00:10:51,996
Wow. I'm in the wrong
business.
225
00:10:53,632 --> 00:10:57,435
What is inside that? Is
it caramel or butterscotch?
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Honey, I'm gonna be home
a little late.
227
00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:02,874
Ah, boo.
228
00:11:02,942 --> 00:11:05,276
All right, well,
don't work too hard.
229
00:11:05,344 --> 00:11:06,878
Ok. Bye-bye.
230
00:11:08,414 --> 00:11:10,382
Ok, now,
just hypothetically,
231
00:11:10,449 --> 00:11:13,084
how many white castles
could you eat?
232
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Dad, how many times have I told
you, stay outta my makeup bag?
233
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I took one lipstick!
Call a cop!
234
00:12:32,665 --> 00:12:34,266
What were you doing
with it anyway?
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If you must know, I was
circling parts of my body
236
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for a doctor's
appointment.
237
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Ok. That's it.
That's it!
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I'm putting you
in a home!
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It's open.
240
00:12:59,507 --> 00:13:01,091
Hey, man, welcome!
241
00:13:01,159 --> 00:13:04,078
Hey, I was ordering
some food downstairs
242
00:13:04,145 --> 00:13:06,596
and Mr. soo said
you were still up here.
243
00:13:06,715 --> 00:13:09,083
Didn't we
give this place up?
244
00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:11,934
I didn't. I kept it
for a little getaway.
245
00:13:12,002 --> 00:13:14,454
Oh, um...
246
00:13:14,522 --> 00:13:17,691
I'm gonna need you
to take the shoes off.
247
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I just had the carpets
cleaned.
248
00:13:20,061 --> 00:13:21,277
You serious?
249
00:13:21,345 --> 00:13:23,180
Does it not smell
Mountain fresh in here?
250
00:13:23,247 --> 00:13:26,649
Seriously, dock those giant
boats by the door, would ya?
251
00:13:26,717 --> 00:13:28,518
Come on! Sit down, man.
252
00:13:28,585 --> 00:13:30,287
Here ya go! Let's visit.
253
00:13:30,354 --> 00:13:32,088
Tell me everything!
254
00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:34,057
I like what you've
done with the place.
255
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,592
It's a big
difference.
256
00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:43,951
You know, it's funny.
257
00:13:44,018 --> 00:13:46,453
Now that it's just mine,
I don't know, I...
258
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:49,088
I want more.
259
00:13:49,156 --> 00:13:52,275
Where are my manners? Would
you like something to drink?
260
00:13:52,343 --> 00:13:54,677
Uh... just water.
261
00:13:54,745 --> 00:13:57,180
Sure. We got some
specialty sodas here.
262
00:13:57,248 --> 00:13:59,466
I got moxie,
fanta orange, ting.
263
00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:02,903
That's the official soda
of Jamaica, mon.
264
00:14:02,971 --> 00:14:05,204
Water's good.
265
00:14:05,272 --> 00:14:06,423
You're the guest.
266
00:14:08,492 --> 00:14:09,926
Here we go.
267
00:14:21,573 --> 00:14:23,440
So, uh...
268
00:14:26,611 --> 00:14:29,413
You still with Carrie,
or...
269
00:14:30,582 --> 00:14:34,751
Yes, I'm with Carrie.
You're a character.
270
00:14:34,819 --> 00:14:37,371
So where does she think
you are when you're here?
271
00:14:37,438 --> 00:14:38,688
Actually, with you.
272
00:14:38,756 --> 00:14:40,891
I've got my Deacon in the
background impersonation
273
00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:42,192
pretty down pat.
274
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,494
Slow your roll, playah.
275
00:14:46,598 --> 00:14:51,101
That's not bad. I guess I gotta
work on my background Doug.
276
00:14:51,168 --> 00:14:53,036
You just crumple
a bag of doritos.
277
00:14:53,104 --> 00:14:55,539
That's all you gotta do.
278
00:15:02,563 --> 00:15:03,546
Oh. Sorry.
279
00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:12,639
So how are you able to swing
the rent all by yourself?
280
00:15:12,707 --> 00:15:14,541
I don't pay rent
anymore.
281
00:15:14,608 --> 00:15:17,343
Mr. soo and I,
we worked something out.
282
00:15:17,411 --> 00:15:20,497
Hey, table 6 needs
more duck sauce.
283
00:15:20,565 --> 00:15:21,981
I'm on it, sir.
284
00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:29,539
Kirstie, that condo
was perfect for you.
285
00:15:29,607 --> 00:15:31,208
I'm never buying a condo
286
00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:33,826
from some idiot who says I
was great in cagney & Lacey.
287
00:15:33,894 --> 00:15:36,063
I don't even want
a condominium anymore.
288
00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:38,031
I just wanna kill
myself!
289
00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:42,569
No! No, no, no, no.
Come on. Come on.
290
00:15:42,636 --> 00:15:44,071
How-how 'bout this?
291
00:15:44,138 --> 00:15:46,974
I go on an eating binge
for you, ok?
292
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:49,910
I'll eat food until
it comes outta my eyes!
293
00:15:49,978 --> 00:15:51,928
What are you
in the mood for?
294
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:56,283
I guess I could watch
you eat some Chinese.
295
00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:58,702
I know just the place.
296
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:15,936
Anyway, it's a great building right
on the park. What do you think?
297
00:16:16,004 --> 00:16:19,506
Hmm. Could you smoke
a cigarette for me?
298
00:16:19,573 --> 00:16:22,742
Love to. But I...
I don't have any, so...
299
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,611
I do. Right there in my purse. Okeydoke.
300
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,212
Only been in there
a year.
301
00:16:26,281 --> 00:16:27,781
Oh! Great.
302
00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:29,449
Anyway, back to the condo.
303
00:16:29,517 --> 00:16:32,452
I think that if you like it, we
really need to jump on the building.
304
00:16:49,637 --> 00:16:51,538
Come on, man!
305
00:17:09,573 --> 00:17:10,773
Hey!
306
00:17:28,742 --> 00:17:29,809
Yes, miss?
307
00:17:29,877 --> 00:17:31,344
Yeah, I called for
a delivery.
308
00:17:31,412 --> 00:17:33,180
I'm just
a little confused.
309
00:17:33,247 --> 00:17:35,849
Is it your policy to just
dump the food in the street
310
00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:37,550
and then drive off?
311
00:17:37,618 --> 00:17:40,136
I ask in back.
312
00:18:22,997 --> 00:18:24,347
Doug!
313
00:18:27,084 --> 00:18:28,485
Carrie!
314
00:18:30,721 --> 00:18:34,140
My God! Come on in! I've been
meaning to invite you over forever!
315
00:18:37,595 --> 00:18:40,229
What the hell
is goin' on he-
316
00:18:40,297 --> 00:18:43,933
oh, I'm... gonna need
you to lose the shoes.
317
00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:46,102
Doug, what the hell
are you doing here?
318
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:48,171
What is this place?
319
00:18:48,238 --> 00:18:50,006
Didn't I tell you
about this?
320
00:18:50,073 --> 00:18:52,942
It's just a little
hangout, you know.
321
00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:56,112
I come here to unwind...
Like once in a blue moon.
322
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,263
Ahem.
323
00:18:57,331 --> 00:18:59,265
You're
getting mail here.
324
00:19:01,335 --> 00:19:05,271
And you have a turtle and throw
pillows that say "home sweet home."
325
00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:09,142
That was
a housewarming gift.
326
00:19:09,209 --> 00:19:11,277
You had
a housewarming party?!
327
00:19:11,345 --> 00:19:14,914
Just the neighbors. You
wouldn't have known anyone.
328
00:19:14,982 --> 00:19:17,033
Doug, what else
don't I know about?
329
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,635
I mean, you have
another wife?
330
00:19:18,703 --> 00:19:20,704
Is there a Doug, Jr.
At soccer practice?
331
00:19:20,771 --> 00:19:22,054
You're overreacting!
332
00:19:22,122 --> 00:19:23,306
I'm overreacting?
333
00:19:23,373 --> 00:19:26,042
I just found out my
husband has another life!
334
00:19:27,528 --> 00:19:30,263
Another life.
That's crazy!
335
00:19:30,331 --> 00:19:31,581
Hello?
336
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:34,818
Wo men kuh boo kuk ee
wan dien zal shuwo...
337
00:19:44,595 --> 00:19:46,262
Zal jian.
338
00:19:47,949 --> 00:19:50,332
Hey, how 'bout a moxie
soda, bottle of moxie?
339
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,201
I- I-i can't
believe this.
340
00:19:52,269 --> 00:19:54,503
Would you.
- sit down, would you, please?
341
00:19:54,572 --> 00:19:57,774
Oh, yeah. Here
you use a coaster.
342
00:19:57,841 --> 00:19:59,542
Just listen to me,
all right?
343
00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:03,412
This whole thing started as a place
for me and the guys to hang out.
344
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,481
But... they bailed out
and I just...
345
00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:07,516
I stayed with it.
346
00:20:07,584 --> 00:20:09,752
Why? To get away
from me?
347
00:20:09,820 --> 00:20:11,338
Not you.
348
00:20:11,405 --> 00:20:14,107
Not just you.
349
00:20:14,175 --> 00:20:17,644
Look, I admit, maybe I took
things a little too far.
350
00:20:17,711 --> 00:20:20,347
But have you ever just...
351
00:20:20,414 --> 00:20:22,482
Wanted to escape
from someone?
352
00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:34,427
Hey, hey, hey.
353
00:20:34,495 --> 00:20:35,678
Have you seen Carrie?
354
00:20:35,746 --> 00:20:37,497
Nope.
355
00:20:41,518 --> 00:20:43,519
This is nice.
356
00:20:43,587 --> 00:20:47,023
Yeah. Glad you
decided to stay.
357
00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:53,195
Hey, you wanna...
Throw some baloney?
358
00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:58,400
I don't exactly know
what that means,
359
00:20:58,468 --> 00:20:59,902
but no.
360
00:21:05,809 --> 00:21:08,711
Doug, turtle soup
for table 7.
361
00:21:08,779 --> 00:21:10,380
Ok. I'm on it, sir.
362
00:21:14,218 --> 00:21:16,969
Oh, my God. I-is this-
363
00:21:17,037 --> 00:21:19,856
I told you... no pets.
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