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Oh, not tonight!
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Not tonight!
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Hello.
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Hey, honey. Listen,
I have a problem.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
I can't find the salsa.
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What?!
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I bought salsa yesterday,
and it disappeared.
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It's gone!
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Ok, well, I'm sorry
to bother you
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during this very
difficult time.
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Uh, but I just found out that
I have to work late tonight,
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so I'm not gonna be able to pick
up your mother from the airport.
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Well, I-i can't, either!
I got a poker game!
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Calm down. I will call a
cab for your mother. Ok?
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Ok. That solves
the easy problem.
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All right. I gotta go.
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Sure! Just run away
like you always do!
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Ok. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye, now.
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Yeah-
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hey.
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Oh, great.
Those idiots
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didn't order
enough sandwiches.
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Oh. Well, I can double
your sandwiches right now.
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Great idea.
Yeah?
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And then I will put them
on smaller plates.
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That makes everything
look bigger.
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I try that trick with my
husband. Doesn't work. Oh, yeah.
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Oh... thanks
for stayin' late.
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It's been crazy
around here,
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what with tom Weaver
leaving.
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Uh, Sherry.
Yes.
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I- I was wondering
if, uh-
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and you can tell me
if this is stupid-
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but do you think that
I would be considered
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for Mr. Weaver's
job?
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Oh!
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Excuse me.
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Dugan group.
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I found
the salsa.
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And I know I said some things
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maybe, in the heat of the moment-
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so, anyway...
You were saying?
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I think you would be a
great candidate for the job.
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Really?
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Of course, you'd
have to familiarize
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yourself
with tom's projects.
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Yeah. Of course.
Yeah.
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But I have to tell you,
there is one thing
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that might weigh against you
with the hiring committee.
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Oh. What?
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I don't want
to hurt your feelings.
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Oh, no. No.
Tell me.
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Well, the thing is, I know how
bright and talented you are, but
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the committee, uh, might not
be able to appreciate that
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because of
the way you... talk.
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What? The way I tawk?
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What's wrong with
the way I tawk?
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Carrie, this is
a real estate company,
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and when
I hear you say, um,
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"you know what
I'm tawkin' about?"
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And "how about
this friggin' weathuh?"
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It sounds like you'd be
more at home unloading trucks
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at the fish market.
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Ok. I get it.
Or, you know,
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mixing cement.
Mmhh.
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I
- I get it. Thank you so much, Shelly. Yeah.
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Work on that.
All right. Ok.
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Ok.
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I'm gonna...
I'm gonna raise 2.
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I fold.
Yeah, me, too.
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You know what,
Doug, my boy?
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I am all in.
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W- what
are you doin'?
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Just in case you try
to read these eyes.
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Thank God I got
the flop sweat
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and the shaky hands
to fall back on.
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I call.
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Dammit!
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Doug?!
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Yeah, ma?
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Do you know what channel my show's on?
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I'm not sure, but I'm-I'm
gonna guess lifetime.
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Hey, babe.
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Hi. Yeah,
that's it, Spence.
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Put the drink
next to the coaster.
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What's
the matter?
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Do you know what
my boss told me today?
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That I can't get a promotion
because of the way I tawk.
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Do I tawk
so friggin' bad?
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Do I?
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No, it's...
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It's like music.
Oh, shut up.
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Honey, I pushed
a button on the remote,
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and now
the screen is blue.
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No, see, you gotta
hit "tv/video"
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and make sure
it's on channel 3.
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Oh. And don't make any
plans for tomorrow afternoon.
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They're havin'
a winter coat sale at
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big-and-tall shop.
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Ok, first off,
I have a winter coat.
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And second,
they know I'm big.
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I only come up
a few times a year.
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We never get to spend
any time together.
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What do you call
this?
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Spence, it's to you. Uh...
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You know what?
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I'm gonna take
a little break.
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Wait a second.
You can't.
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We're in the middle
of a tournament here.
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I can sit in
for him.
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We play hold 'em all
the time at the condo.
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Thank you,
Janet.
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Let's see what
we got here.
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What just happened here?
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Carrie, you're not
gonna find the answer
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to your problems
in a bottle of pills.
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It's chewable vitamin c.
Can I help you?
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No, but...
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I can help you
lose that accent.
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What are you
talkin' about?
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We moved here
when I was 10.
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And before that, I lived in a
rural county in west Virginia,
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and baack than,
I tawked like the-is.
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Really?
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It's true.
But I realized
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if I didn't do
something about it,
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I was gonna end up
like all my friends-
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working down in the mines,
never seeing the light of day.
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But don't you work
in the subway?
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Well, yes-
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and don't miners
make a lot of money?
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Roughly double
what I make,
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but the point is...
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I taught myself to speak
better, and I can teach you, too.
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I
- I don't know. The interview's in a week.
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I can't learn a whole
new way to tawk by then.
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Tawk. Oh, my God.
I sound like Stallone.
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Carrie. You're smart.
You're hardworking.
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You can do this.
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You really think so?
Yes.
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But understand
one thing.
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You must surrender
yourself to me...
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Totally.
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Hi.
Hey.
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Here's the money
I owe aunt Janet.
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Tell her congrats.
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Yeah, last night
she won back
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all the money
she ever gave me
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for birthdays,
graduation,
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and both
of my weddings.
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Yeah. She took me
for 35 bucks, too,
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but she said I could
pay her in hugs.
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Can I pay her
in hugs?
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No.
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Then I gotta
give her a check.
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Phwooh.
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Whoa.
Yeah.
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Could you ask her not to
cash it for a few days?
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I gotta move
some stuff around.
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Hey, you know what?
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You should get her
into that high-stakes game
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they have in the back
room of o'dooley's.
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What?
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Yeah. I mean,
think about it.
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You-you bankroll her.
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They'd never see her comin'.
You-you'd clean up.
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You know,
maybe you're right.
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Yeah, and... if
she wins at o'dooley's,
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that could just
be the start of it.
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Yeah! You could ride your
mom all the way to Vegas!
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I wouldn't put it
that way, but yeah!
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Let's work on your trouble words again.
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Tawk.
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I'm-I'm sorry,
did we start
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spelling "talk"
t-a-w-k
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and no one
told me?
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No. Try it again.
Ok.
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Talk?
Don't-
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don't pronounce the "I."
Just suggest it.
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Tak?
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Please tell me
that was a joke.
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No! Look, I'm trying! I don't
know what you want from me!
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W- what I want from you
is to try
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a little muscle memory.
Ok? Let me...
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Let me adjust
your palate...
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And... try
the second word.
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Cawfee.
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Ok, hang on.
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And... again.
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Coffee.
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And...
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All right.
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Here we go.
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Coffee.
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All right,
you know what?
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Get your stubby fingers
off-a me. All right?
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No. Stubby fingers
off of me.
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Ok, you know what?
This is not gonna work,
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so why don't you take
your posters
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and your model
of the human throat
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and just get the hell
outta here, ok?
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Fine. But I suggest you
start practicing this phrase:
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"I will be getting
people cawfee
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for the rest
of my life."
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Let's keep working.
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Good. Uh, I'll go
get the tongue clamp.
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Should I go over my
breathing exercises again?
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I don't know.
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If you want to.
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Look... I'm sorry
I bit you.
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It's ok. My... fingers
were in there pretty deep.
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You know what? You were
right. I can't do this.
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I'm-I'm gonna live
in queens forever.
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I'm gonna be
a secretary forever.
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I'm gonna be married
to Doug forever.
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Oh, shut up.
I'm tired.
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Hello.
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No, I'm sorry.
I-I can't talk now.
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Ok. Bye-bye.
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What?
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You can't what now?
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I can't talk now.
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I can't talk now!
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No, you can talk now!
Oh, my God!
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Here, let's-let's try
our practice sentence.
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Oh, I'm scared!
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Just-just do it.
Ok.
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I talked with Audrey
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over coffee.
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Once more.
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I talked with Audrey
over coffee!
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Oh, my God! I can say it!
I can say it! Yes, you can!
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God, you're beautiful.
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Hi, Doug.
Hey, ma.
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What are you-
what are you doin'?
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Oh, the hamper was full,
so I did the laundry.
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I hope Carrie
won't be mad.
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She's usually a good sport
about that kind of stuff.
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Listen, I didn't fly you
all the way in from Florida
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for you to do laundry. You're-you're
here to have a good time,
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so... whatever you want to
do, you-you just name it.
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How about dinner
and a show?
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Ehhhhh...
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I've been dyin'
to see spamalot.
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I'm talkin'
somethin' exciting!
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Come on, something different! You know?
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Maybe something that's,
like, I don't know,
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sweepin' the nation
or somethin'.
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Hey! How about we play
Texas hold 'em?
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I'm still comin' off
the high of last night!
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Really? I-i thought
I embarrassed ya.
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Embarrassed me? What
poker game were you at?
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What's goin' on, Doug?
254
00:10:50,663 --> 00:10:51,813
All right, look.
255
00:10:51,881 --> 00:10:53,448
There's this
high-stakes game
256
00:10:53,516 --> 00:10:55,317
that I-i just want
you to play in.
257
00:10:55,385 --> 00:10:56,651
What? Why?
258
00:10:56,719 --> 00:10:57,569
'Cause, look,
259
00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,320
you're a sweet old lady from Florida.
260
00:10:59,388 --> 00:11:01,823
They'll never expect you
to be good. We can clean up!
261
00:11:01,891 --> 00:11:04,592
Oh, no, no. I could never
do anything like that.
262
00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:06,528
It seems dishonest.
263
00:11:06,595 --> 00:11:07,862
Dishonest? Oh,
but you're ok
264
00:11:07,930 --> 00:11:11,166
hosting unlicensed tupperware
parties in your basement?
265
00:11:12,902 --> 00:11:14,803
That was one time.
266
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,241
Look, I'm uncomfortable
with this whole subject,
267
00:11:20,309 --> 00:11:22,744
so let's
just drop it. Ok?
268
00:11:22,811 --> 00:11:24,812
Ok, but you know what? It's
just that you're always sayin'
269
00:11:24,881 --> 00:11:26,281
that I never spend enough
time with you, you know,
270
00:11:26,349 --> 00:11:28,549
and now I come up with somethin'
that we can do together,
271
00:11:28,617 --> 00:11:30,185
and what do you do? You just
shoot me down right away.
272
00:11:30,253 --> 00:11:32,187
You know? I just... I don't
know how to please you.
273
00:11:32,255 --> 00:11:33,521
I don't know how.
274
00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:36,992
Oh, dear.
275
00:11:38,127 --> 00:11:40,962
I... I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.
276
00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,030
Well, you did.
277
00:11:44,934 --> 00:11:47,168
So you really
want me to do this?
278
00:11:47,236 --> 00:11:49,720
Yeah. And look, it's
not just about the money.
279
00:11:49,789 --> 00:11:52,456
It's about us getting closer. You know?
280
00:11:53,776 --> 00:11:55,377
Well...
281
00:11:55,444 --> 00:11:57,212
How much
is the buy-in?
282
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,947
Just a thousand bucks.
283
00:11:59,014 --> 00:12:01,682
Where you gonna get
a thousand dollars?
284
00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:14,871
Yes, I'd like
to place an order
285
00:13:14,939 --> 00:13:17,474
for a quart of egg drop soup,
286
00:13:17,542 --> 00:13:19,843
some sweet-and-sour pork,
287
00:13:19,910 --> 00:13:21,712
and 2 coffees.
288
00:13:21,779 --> 00:13:24,481
Do you need me to repeat
that? Because I can.
289
00:13:25,817 --> 00:13:27,901
You were awesome
today, ma.
290
00:13:27,968 --> 00:13:29,653
Oh, stop it.
291
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,154
You know,
I really felt
292
00:13:31,222 --> 00:13:34,124
badly about takin' that
young man's tuition money.
293
00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:38,194
Hey, I never finished college,
and look how I turned out.
294
00:13:38,262 --> 00:13:39,146
Whassup?
295
00:13:39,214 --> 00:13:40,447
Whassup?!
296
00:13:41,432 --> 00:13:42,799
Anyway, time for you
to go to bed,
297
00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:44,818
so I'm gonna go upstairs
and blow up your mattress.
298
00:13:44,886 --> 00:13:47,804
I'm so keyed up!
I hope I can fall asleep.
299
00:13:47,872 --> 00:13:50,173
Oh, don't you worry. I'll
give you a little blue pill.
300
00:13:50,241 --> 00:13:51,307
You wash it down
with a Martini.
301
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,009
I'll have to wake you up with a shovel.
302
00:13:55,512 --> 00:13:56,663
Well...
Oh, hey, Janet.
303
00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:58,332
Oh, Carrie.
304
00:13:58,399 --> 00:14:01,234
Me and Doug have been
spendin' so much time together,
305
00:14:01,302 --> 00:14:03,203
I feel like I haven't
said a word to you.
306
00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:04,554
Oh, that's ok.
307
00:14:04,622 --> 00:14:06,773
No, no. I'll make
a pot of cawfee,
308
00:14:06,841 --> 00:14:08,691
and you and I can have
a nice long tawk.
309
00:14:12,429 --> 00:14:16,032
Actually, um,
I ordered coffee.
310
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,417
You ordered cawfee?
311
00:14:17,485 --> 00:14:19,252
That's crazy tawk.
312
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,753
I can make you
some cawfee right-
313
00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:22,322
ok. How about some tea?
That'd be great.
314
00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:24,041
Okeydoke.
I'll put a kettle on.
315
00:14:24,108 --> 00:14:26,810
Oh. You know who
we sawr today,
316
00:14:26,877 --> 00:14:29,779
in midtown, wawkin'
right down the street?
317
00:14:29,847 --> 00:14:31,198
Bea arthuh.
318
00:14:32,266 --> 00:14:33,666
She's the lady
who played mauwde.
319
00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:34,901
Uh... yeah.
320
00:14:34,969 --> 00:14:36,169
You watched mauwde,
right? Uh-huh, uh-huh!
321
00:14:36,237 --> 00:14:39,039
Uh-huh. She was wahkin'
her dawg.
322
00:14:39,106 --> 00:14:40,206
A yowrkie,
I think.
323
00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:43,994
Hey. Ma tell you
we saw maude?
324
00:14:44,061 --> 00:14:46,480
Yes. We covered that.
Listen, um...
325
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,999
I'm gonna need her outta here. What?
326
00:14:49,066 --> 00:14:50,734
Her accent. It's
screwin' me all up.
327
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:51,735
Just tell her
we're gonna put her
328
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:52,736
in a nice hotel
or somethin'.
329
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:53,936
No way, Carrie.
Look, I do not
330
00:14:54,004 --> 00:14:55,021
want to upset her.
Ok? We got
331
00:14:55,089 --> 00:14:56,622
a very important game
tomorrow night.
332
00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:57,858
What about me, Doug?
333
00:14:57,926 --> 00:15:01,361
I have one of the biggest
interviews of my life tomorrow.
334
00:15:01,429 --> 00:15:02,628
Listen, I love you
for dreamin',
335
00:15:02,696 --> 00:15:03,964
but the smart money's
on my ma.
336
00:15:04,031 --> 00:15:06,032
She could be
our ticket outta here!
337
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,734
I can't believe you!
Oh, my gawd-
338
00:15:07,802 --> 00:15:09,603
oh, my gawd.
Oh, my God.
339
00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:10,737
Oh, I gotta listen
to my tape.
340
00:15:10,905 --> 00:15:12,539
Yeah, yeah.
You go. Go.
341
00:15:15,643 --> 00:15:18,245
It's 10 to you,
Doug.
342
00:15:18,313 --> 00:15:20,113
No. I, uh...
I fold again.
343
00:15:20,181 --> 00:15:22,416
Gotta stay in it
to win it, my man.
344
00:15:22,483 --> 00:15:25,452
Yeah. Stop dealin' me ass, and I will.
345
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,920
Doug! Language!
346
00:15:26,987 --> 00:15:29,956
Sorry. Thanks again for
lettin' me bring my mom in here.
347
00:15:30,024 --> 00:15:34,160
I would've left her in the
car, but... she wanders.
348
00:15:34,228 --> 00:15:35,696
Ok, Doug,
deal 'em up.
349
00:15:35,763 --> 00:15:37,330
Oh. Yeah,
let's do it.
350
00:15:37,398 --> 00:15:39,098
Let's turn this luck
around, huh?
351
00:15:40,301 --> 00:15:41,768
Ooh.
352
00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:44,271
You ok?
353
00:15:44,338 --> 00:15:46,339
Yeah. I'm fine.
354
00:15:48,559 --> 00:15:49,625
Mmhh.
355
00:15:49,693 --> 00:15:50,427
You-
you sure?
356
00:15:50,495 --> 00:15:52,112
Yeah. Fine.
Absolutely.
357
00:15:58,352 --> 00:15:59,820
Mmhh.
358
00:15:59,887 --> 00:16:00,954
Just, uh...
359
00:16:01,022 --> 00:16:03,473
Gettin' a little wave
of somethin'.
360
00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:05,708
Anybody else eat fish
from that cart outside?
361
00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:13,083
Hey, man!
362
00:16:13,151 --> 00:16:16,269
Why'ntcha go to the
bathroom or something?
363
00:16:16,337 --> 00:16:17,387
Yeah, you want me
to leave now
364
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,389
when my luck's changin',
don't you?
365
00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:23,576
Oh, come on, man!
G-come on! Jeez!
366
00:16:23,644 --> 00:16:25,345
All right, all right, all right.
367
00:16:25,413 --> 00:16:26,479
I'm just gonna...
368
00:16:26,547 --> 00:16:27,947
Get a little
fresh air.
369
00:16:28,015 --> 00:16:28,965
Mom, why don't you sit
in for me for a hand?
370
00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:30,099
What, dear?
371
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,334
She know
how to play?
372
00:16:31,402 --> 00:16:32,386
Yeah. She plays
all the time
373
00:16:32,453 --> 00:16:33,654
back home
in Florida.
374
00:16:33,721 --> 00:16:35,489
Uh, just for
condo fun-bucks.
375
00:16:35,556 --> 00:16:37,658
Just-come on.
One hand, ma. Ohhh...
376
00:16:37,725 --> 00:16:40,427
Well, all right. I'll-
I'll give it a whirl.
377
00:16:42,579 --> 00:16:45,148
You may have to help me
with what beats what.
378
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,809
And I spent 7 years,
uh, as a legal secretary
379
00:16:55,877 --> 00:16:57,811
at kaplan, hornstein,
and steckler.
380
00:16:57,879 --> 00:16:59,680
And I've been at the dugan
group now for 2 years.
381
00:16:59,747 --> 00:17:00,847
Well,
382
00:17:00,915 --> 00:17:01,664
Sherry Conrad
383
00:17:01,816 --> 00:17:03,583
seems to think the world of you. Oh...
384
00:17:03,651 --> 00:17:06,302
Well, she is
a wonderful mentor.
385
00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:07,804
So, Carrie,
what do you think
386
00:17:07,872 --> 00:17:09,639
you can bring
to this position?
387
00:17:09,706 --> 00:17:13,293
Well, um, I know
a large part of my job
388
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,995
would be speaking
to clients.
389
00:17:15,063 --> 00:17:17,230
And, as you can see,
my speaking...
390
00:17:17,298 --> 00:17:19,432
Really...
Speaks for itself.
391
00:17:21,268 --> 00:17:23,870
I assume you have familiarized yourself
392
00:17:23,937 --> 00:17:25,672
with tom Weaver's
files?
393
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:26,490
Files?
394
00:17:26,557 --> 00:17:27,490
You know...
395
00:17:27,558 --> 00:17:29,442
With all his
development projects.
396
00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:31,210
Of course.
397
00:17:31,278 --> 00:17:34,130
Talk to us about phase 7 of brookside.
398
00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:37,050
I hear good things.
399
00:17:38,619 --> 00:17:41,037
Can you be any more specific?
400
00:17:41,105 --> 00:17:43,906
Really good things.
401
00:17:47,478 --> 00:17:49,045
Ok... look,
402
00:17:49,113 --> 00:17:51,747
I
- I didn't go over tom's files because
403
00:17:51,815 --> 00:17:53,233
Sherry told me I should
lose my accent. Ok?
404
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,401
So I worked really hard on that. I mean,
405
00:17:55,469 --> 00:17:57,237
I used to say things
like tawk and cawfee
406
00:17:57,304 --> 00:17:58,605
and "how 'bout
that friggin' weathuh?"
407
00:17:58,673 --> 00:17:59,606
And now listen to this:
408
00:17:59,674 --> 00:18:01,975
How about
that freaking weather?
409
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:12,268
Well, uh... Carrie, thanks
so much for coming in.
410
00:18:12,336 --> 00:18:13,369
Look, if you would
just give me a chance,
411
00:18:13,437 --> 00:18:15,038
I could really
prove to you-
412
00:18:15,106 --> 00:18:16,088
really, Carrie,
weh have
413
00:18:16,156 --> 00:18:17,557
a lot of
other people to see.
414
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,592
But thank yew!
415
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:21,094
Ok, here's
a question for you.
416
00:18:21,162 --> 00:18:23,729
How come Daisy Duke over here
didn't have to lose her accent?
417
00:18:23,797 --> 00:18:27,400
'Scuse me. Mah daddy
helped build this c'mp'NY.
418
00:18:27,468 --> 00:18:28,769
Oh, yer daddy did?
419
00:18:28,836 --> 00:18:30,570
Well, my daddy
lives in the basement.
420
00:18:30,638 --> 00:18:33,072
That's why I need
this job. Ok, honey?
421
00:18:40,764 --> 00:18:42,849
So, you'll let me know
on Monday?
422
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:44,033
Ok.
423
00:18:44,101 --> 00:18:45,452
Thank you so much.
424
00:18:47,321 --> 00:18:49,139
Ok, Carlos.
425
00:18:49,207 --> 00:18:51,808
I'm gonna have to
raise you another 50.
426
00:18:51,876 --> 00:18:54,510
And I'm gonna have to
call you, Mrs. heffernan.
427
00:18:54,578 --> 00:18:55,796
2 pair.
428
00:18:55,863 --> 00:18:58,298
Oh, jeez.
I was bluffing.
429
00:18:58,365 --> 00:18:59,466
Oh, she was...
430
00:19:01,536 --> 00:19:03,303
I feel bad now.
431
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,774
Ohhh... gosh.
432
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,259
Let's take
a break, huh?
433
00:19:09,326 --> 00:19:11,660
Come back
in 10 minutes.
434
00:19:11,728 --> 00:19:13,713
Well, I'm not havin'
much luck tonight.
435
00:19:13,781 --> 00:19:16,549
No, and you're not gonna if
you keep going in with squat!
436
00:19:16,617 --> 00:19:17,717
What?
437
00:19:17,785 --> 00:19:19,452
You had no business
bein' in that last pot.
438
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,737
Honey, if my flush
had come in...
439
00:19:20,804 --> 00:19:22,138
"If, if, if."
You don't chase a flush
440
00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:23,556
when there's a pair
on the board!
441
00:19:23,658 --> 00:19:24,825
Well, I figured
he had 10s.
442
00:19:24,892 --> 00:19:27,961
"He had 10s."
I wanna be adopted!
443
00:19:29,063 --> 00:19:30,797
What're you gettin'
so upset about?
444
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:33,066
'Cause you're losin'
all our money.
445
00:19:33,134 --> 00:19:34,501
When you asked me
to do this,
446
00:19:34,568 --> 00:19:37,737
you told me the most important
part was us havin' fun.
447
00:19:37,805 --> 00:19:38,905
It is fun...
448
00:19:38,973 --> 00:19:40,674
When we're winning.
449
00:19:41,976 --> 00:19:43,810
Ok. I understand.
450
00:19:43,844 --> 00:19:46,512
I won't waste any more time havin' fun.
451
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:48,949
I'll just be a cutthroat
poker-playin' machine
452
00:19:49,016 --> 00:19:52,252
and clean out those nice young
men. Will that make you happy?
453
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,687
Yeeessss!
454
00:20:00,261 --> 00:20:02,528
Well... game's over.
455
00:20:02,596 --> 00:20:05,631
Here. $3,400.
456
00:20:05,699 --> 00:20:07,900
Wow!
457
00:20:07,968 --> 00:20:09,569
Carlos tried to get cute
with a pair of deuces,
458
00:20:09,636 --> 00:20:11,671
and I took him down hard.
459
00:20:11,739 --> 00:20:15,158
Well! Guess who's sitting
front row at spamalot-
460
00:20:15,226 --> 00:20:17,944
you and the guest
of your choice.
461
00:20:18,012 --> 00:20:20,997
That's ok, Doug. You don't
have to spend any money on me.
462
00:20:21,065 --> 00:20:23,199
Let's just go home. Ok?
463
00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:25,017
Mom, wait a second.
Look...
464
00:20:25,085 --> 00:20:27,220
I
- I know you think this is all about the money
465
00:20:27,287 --> 00:20:30,390
because... well,
I said it was.
466
00:20:30,457 --> 00:20:33,727
But the truth is... i
had a good time with you.
467
00:20:33,794 --> 00:20:34,911
Yeah, sure.
I did!
468
00:20:34,979 --> 00:20:36,378
And let me tell you somethin'. Look,
469
00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:37,898
this is a lot
of money.
470
00:20:37,965 --> 00:20:39,699
But if it's gonna come
between us, then...
471
00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:41,801
It's just not worth it. And I-
472
00:20:41,869 --> 00:20:43,069
I will march
back in there
473
00:20:43,137 --> 00:20:45,204
and give them their
money back right now.
474
00:20:45,272 --> 00:20:46,739
Ok.
475
00:20:46,807 --> 00:20:48,691
I- I will. I will.
476
00:20:48,759 --> 00:20:49,859
Ok.
All right.
477
00:20:49,927 --> 00:20:51,160
Yeah.
478
00:20:51,228 --> 00:20:52,478
Ok.
Fine.
479
00:20:52,546 --> 00:20:54,046
I will. All right.
480
00:21:00,987 --> 00:21:03,590
All right! I'll take you to spamalot!
481
00:21:08,129 --> 00:21:11,614
My... daddy...
482
00:21:11,682 --> 00:21:14,116
Built... this...
483
00:21:14,184 --> 00:21:15,218
Company.
484
00:21:15,285 --> 00:21:16,169
Yeah! Yes!
485
00:21:16,237 --> 00:21:17,487
Oh! I did it!
I did it!
486
00:21:17,555 --> 00:21:18,588
Ohhh...
487
00:21:20,324 --> 00:21:22,358
God, you're beautiful.
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