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Doug, you're not
even dressed yet?
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We're not really
going to karaoke, are we?
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I went to see
Jean-Claude van damme
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at the learning annex.
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You knew that bill
was coming due.
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Don't make me do this. I don't
perform well under pressure.
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Believe me, I know.
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But maybe karaoke
will be different.
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Relax, man. We'll all be
there. It's gonna be a hoot.
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A hoot?
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You got to stop hanging
around white people.
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Hey, hey. Danny
isn't here yet, is he?
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Mm-mmm.
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When he comes here,
excuse yourself and go upstairs.
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What for?
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I want you to call him
on his cell phone, ok?
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Say you're from the lab and
you have his test results, ok?
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And then... you know what? I
have it all here in this script.
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This is funny. You know what?
I could do it in an accent.
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Like...
"I'm from the institute."
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That would be great. That
would be great. Here he comes.
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I got to try
not to laugh.
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What's up, man?
Hi, guys.
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What's going on?
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Spence wanted me
to screw with you.
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What are you doing?
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Wow. You really did
your homework.
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I would've been
devastated.
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I'm gonna grab a beer.
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Danny pulls pranks
on me all the time.
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I just wanted
to get him back once.
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Spence, let me break it down
for you. You're not a prankster.
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You're a victim.
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Accept it, and you're gonna
save yourself a lot of heartache.
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Oh, by the way, when we
get to karaoke tonight,
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I'm staying in character,
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so I'll only answer
to "Neil" or "Mr. diamond."
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So, uh, what are you
guys gonna sing?
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I was gonna do
the carpenters,
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but after that
"white people" comment,
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thinking I might go Tupac.
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I don't get
this song.
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Did she hear about the
letter listening to the radio,
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or was it physically
on top of the radio?
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You know what?
I'm black and I'm proud,
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and I'm singing
"laughter in the rain."
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Whoo!
Good, Carrie!
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Give it up. Yeah!
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All right, honey.
Your turn. Have fun.
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Yeah, I hate everything about you.
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Let's have a big scooter McGee's
welcome for Doug heffernan!
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Whoo!
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Yeah!
Come on, baby!
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Whoo!
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Whoo! Ooh!
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Let's give it up
for Doug heffernan.
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Yeah!
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Honey,
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I got to tell you,
that did not suck.
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Yeah, that was great.
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I felt like
I was off-really?
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Yeah.
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Did you find
a movie yet?
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At the midway we can
still make the 7:15 showing
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of habeas corpus.
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I hear that's great.
It's based on a true story.
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Mm-mmm. You know my rule.
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If it's true,
it's craparoo.
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I'll keep looking.
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Doug, you got an e-mail.
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Hmm. Who is it from?
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Uh, it says,
"cutiepie32."
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Oh. Open it up.
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Ok.
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"I hope this is
the right Doug heffernan.
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"Did you sing at the
karaoke bar last night?
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"I'm there almost every
night, and you were awesome.
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Anyway, just wanted
to let you know."
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Hmm.
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Fan mail.
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You didn't even get that when
you won the wing-eating contest.
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That time you put
your life on the line.
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Yeah, relax, everybody, all right?
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You sang "Brandy."
It's like one octave.
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Ok, guys, let's hit this
pizza hard and get out of here.
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I'm not missing the Harry
Potter preview again.
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What's going on?
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Doug's got a little
karaoke fan.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Apparently, I don't just sing
a song. I make love to it.
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Man. Do you think it was
those aer lingus stewardesses
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that sang
"dancing queen"?
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Whoa. Let's not
get ahead of ourselves here.
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How do we know that
"cutiepie" isn't "cutieguy"?
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You know who it is?
I bet you it's the hot waitress.
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You remember she said
I did a good job.
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Yeah, yeah. It's not like she
was angling for a tip or anything.
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Ooh, look at this. I got
another e-mail from cutiepie32.
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Unbelievable.
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"Ok, truth time.
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"It's not just that
I'm a fan of your singing.
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"I think you're really sexy.
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"Oh, and thanks for opening
your shirt a little.
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That was the icing
on the cake."
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She's using a semi-colon
and closed parentheses.
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She's winking at you.
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Hey. I thought you guys
were going to the movies.
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Oh, that's right.
Let's get going.
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Take care, Carrie.
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Don't wanna be late
for habeas corpus.
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Have fun. Doug.
Yeah?
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Why are you taking
your laptop to the movies?
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Uh, so I can write
about it in my blog.
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Come on, man.
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Are we gonna play
basketball or what?
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Just a few more minutes. She's
gonna e-mail me. I can feel it.
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You haven't heard
from her in 3 days.
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I know. One minute she's sending
me a list of our children's names-
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I like Caleb.
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And all of a sudden, nothing.
I don't get it.
121
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Maybe she's just been busy
and doesn't have the time.
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Hey, you're a stalker.
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You make the time.
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Uh-huh. Back in business.
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Let me see here.
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Uhh! It's from my mom.
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"10 reasons why men
leave the seat up."
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Delete! Delete!
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Take it easy, man. What are you
getting all worked up about this for?
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I don't know.
It just made me feel good.
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It's not every day that a woman
asks to see me in tighter clothes.
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You know what? She
probably just lost interest.
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Memories fade, man.
Think about it.
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You sang one song
to her a week ago.
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It looks like you're next.
What are you gonna sing?
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Neil diamond.
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Oh, sorry. You, uh.
- you got to pick something else.
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Somebody sang him
at happy hour.
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So what?
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We don't
double diamond here.
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It says so
on the sign-up sheet.
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All right, fine.
I'll do it next week.
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But just so you know,
you're not punishing me.
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You're punishing them.
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How much fun was that?
I know.
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I had to drag you there
the first time,
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and now you're
dragging me there.
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I got the fever!
I know.
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Hey, honey, what do
you say we go upstairs
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and, uh, make
some more endless love?
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Oh. Well, I wouldn't count
on the "endless" part,
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but yeah.
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Ok. I'm gonna
go take a shower.
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All right. I'll be up there
in a minute.
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00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,836
S- s-still nothing.
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00:10:08,904 --> 00:10:10,238
Honey?
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Uh... what?
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Uh, I was thinking...
Wanna take a shower with me?
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00:10:15,244 --> 00:10:16,912
Conserve water?
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00:10:16,996 --> 00:10:19,197
Oh. See, now, I like
where you're going there
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because it sounds like
we can get up there
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and have a little-
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fun. Let's lather up.
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00:10:29,408 --> 00:10:32,878
Who's "cutiepie32"?
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00:10:32,945 --> 00:10:35,213
Yeah, I think it's DEA-
it's Deacon.
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"The subject is 'your arms
looked sexy tonight.'"
167
00:10:43,322 --> 00:10:46,424
yeah, it's
definitely Deacon.
168
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Open it up.
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That's all right.
I'll talk to him tomorrow.
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You should open it up.
Ok.
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Ok.
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There you go.
Oh!
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Did Deacon scan his panties
and send them to you?
174
00:11:01,907 --> 00:11:04,726
That, my friend,
is a cry for help.
175
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,979
All right, what the hell
is going on here?
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Nothing. Ju-
who is that?
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I don't know.
You don't know?
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I don't know.
I never met her.
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She saw me sing karaoke,
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and, uh, she's been e.
- mailing me ever since. I don't write her back.
181
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So that's why you brought me there
tonight? So you could sing to her?
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And you.
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Come on.
How about that shower?
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Oh, my-
you are unbelievable.
185
00:11:29,418 --> 00:11:31,152
I'm not doing
anything wrong here.
186
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You're not doing
anything wrong?
187
00:11:32,321 --> 00:11:34,556
You're having some thing
with some cyber-skank.
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It's not a thing. She's
stalking me. I'm the victim here.
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Oh, you're the victim.
Ok. You're loving this.
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Oh, com-
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oh, I get it.
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Oh, my... you're jealous.
193
00:11:46,536 --> 00:11:48,670
I'm jealous.
I'm jealous of what?
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You're jealous I have
a stalker and you don't.
195
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Excuse me, Doug.
196
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I have had
plenty of stalkers, ok?
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You know how many times I had
to move or change my phone number
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'cause I was being
hounded by some weirdo?
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00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:04,202
Hmm. Not ringing a bell
since I've known you.
200
00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:08,773
Anyone stalk you, say,
in the 21st century?
201
00:12:08,841 --> 00:12:11,709
Yes. As a matter of fact,
I'm being stalked right now.
202
00:12:11,778 --> 00:12:13,461
Really?
Yeah.
203
00:12:13,562 --> 00:12:16,247
By who?
By Tommy leonardi, ok?
204
00:12:16,315 --> 00:12:18,983
I knew him from high school. He googled
me, and he e-mailed me just today.
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Happens all the time.
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00:12:20,585 --> 00:12:23,337
Wow. Why don't
you show me?
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Fine. That's fine.
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00:12:29,412 --> 00:12:32,046
But I'll tell you what.
It ain't pretty.
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"Then in April,
I was transferred to Tucson.
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So me, Alice, Dylan, and
the twins packed up the car..."
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That's your stalker?
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00:12:42,808 --> 00:12:45,276
That's a Christmas letter.
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00:12:45,344 --> 00:12:47,162
Doug, that's
the way it starts.
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Then the phone calls.
Then the hang-ups.
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The next thing you know, he's
gonna be wearing my skin as a suit.
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00:12:51,934 --> 00:12:53,668
Now you're
embarrassing yourself.
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00:12:53,736 --> 00:12:56,071
You know what?
This conversation is over.
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All right. You and your little karaoke slut.
- you're through. Ok?
219
00:13:00,276 --> 00:13:01,743
What am I supposed to do?
220
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Believe me, if there
was some magical way
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to block her
from e-mailing me, I would.
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There.
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She's blocked.
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Thank you.
225
00:13:23,966 --> 00:13:25,934
Doug, stop
checking your inbox.
226
00:13:26,001 --> 00:13:27,936
Carrie blocked her.
It's over.
227
00:13:28,003 --> 00:13:29,771
You know,
this is ridiculous.
228
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I can't have
anything anymore.
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No more ring-dings.
No stalker.
230
00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:36,995
Why do I even
get out of bed?
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00:13:37,063 --> 00:13:38,847
Just come watch
celebrity poker.
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Marg helgenberger
has pocket aces.
233
00:13:42,735 --> 00:13:44,502
I'm not
taking this anymore.
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00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:47,439
Spence, you know about computer crap.
Is there any way I can undo this block?
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00:13:47,506 --> 00:13:49,290
Well, yeah, but...
236
00:13:49,358 --> 00:13:50,558
Then come over here
and help me.
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00:13:50,626 --> 00:13:52,376
I don't wanna
get Carrie mad at me.
238
00:13:52,444 --> 00:13:55,046
She doesn't
like you anyway, ok?
239
00:13:55,113 --> 00:13:57,348
Now, do me a favor and
just un-crack the code.
240
00:13:57,416 --> 00:14:00,484
There's no code.
You just hit "unblock."
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00:14:00,553 --> 00:14:03,888
Ok, I don't need to know how
the sausage is made. Just do it.
242
00:14:03,956 --> 00:14:07,324
I did it, ok?
And I was never here.
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Ok. Come on, cutiepie32.
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I got to tell you,
245
00:14:11,797 --> 00:14:14,732
I'm seeing your clothes
all over the lawn.
246
00:14:15,968 --> 00:14:17,035
Ah.
247
00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:19,037
And welcome back,
cutiepie.
248
00:14:20,572 --> 00:14:24,358
"Dear Doug. First you block
me, then you unblock me.
249
00:14:24,426 --> 00:14:27,996
Nobody treats me
like that. Nobody."
250
00:14:29,331 --> 00:14:30,565
Da-
251
00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:33,568
she's a little...
She's a little miffed.
252
00:14:36,772 --> 00:14:38,773
"Don't think you can
get away from me,
253
00:14:38,841 --> 00:14:40,775
because I'm watching you."
254
00:14:42,144 --> 00:14:43,545
Watching me.
255
00:14:43,613 --> 00:14:46,515
That's right out of the
"crazy" handbook, am I right?
256
00:14:46,582 --> 00:14:48,550
Yeah. Right.
257
00:14:52,822 --> 00:14:56,424
"I like your shirt.
I'm a mets fan, too."
258
00:14:59,361 --> 00:15:01,295
Uh... i-i-I'm
gonna head out.
259
00:15:01,363 --> 00:15:03,565
Yeah, yeah. My, uh, dog's
been cooped up all day.
260
00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:05,233
I'm gonna head out, too.
261
00:15:05,368 --> 00:15:07,084
Guys, it's
a lucky guess.
262
00:15:07,153 --> 00:15:10,672
Half the fat guys
in queens wear mets shirts.
263
00:15:49,493 --> 00:15:52,712
Oh, God!
264
00:15:54,948 --> 00:15:58,017
You know, you can warn a person
when you're gonna make tea, ok?
265
00:15:58,085 --> 00:16:00,486
Common courtesy!
266
00:16:00,554 --> 00:16:02,372
You ever hear of knocking?
267
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,341
What's going on?
268
00:16:04,408 --> 00:16:06,326
This came in.
269
00:16:08,328 --> 00:16:10,931
"Hey, Doug, sorry I've been
a little hard on you.
270
00:16:10,998 --> 00:16:12,298
"You know what would
really cheer me up?
271
00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:14,801
"If you would sing me a song
tonight at the karaoke bar.
272
00:16:14,869 --> 00:16:16,803
"How about
'i will always love you'?
273
00:16:16,871 --> 00:16:20,239
I really hope
you don't let me down."
274
00:16:21,942 --> 00:16:23,943
Doesn't sound so bad.
275
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:26,479
Yeah? This came with it.
276
00:16:31,419 --> 00:16:34,687
I guess you probably
shouldn't let her down.
277
00:16:36,073 --> 00:16:39,492
Hey, how many of you
out there like Christmas?
278
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,762
Well, I do, too.
279
00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:45,665
Why don't we celebrate a little
early with one of my favorites.
280
00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:48,468
And if anybody likes
what they hear or see,
281
00:16:51,606 --> 00:16:54,107
that's with two f's,
by the way. Here we go.
282
00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:11,774
Hello. Are you
from out of town?
283
00:17:11,842 --> 00:17:13,676
Yeah, I could tell.
284
00:17:13,744 --> 00:17:15,678
Did you guys
come together?
285
00:17:15,746 --> 00:17:18,314
Oh, that's
so unfortunate.
286
00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:20,750
Hey, I need your spot.
What?
287
00:17:20,817 --> 00:17:23,002
No way. I've been
waiting 2 weeks to do this.
288
00:17:23,070 --> 00:17:25,271
Danny, if my stalker doesn't hear
me sing tonight, I'm gonna die.
289
00:17:25,356 --> 00:17:27,590
Oh. I see. Now I have
to go on her schedule.
290
00:17:27,657 --> 00:17:30,443
Yes. And tell them I'm gonna
sing "I will always love you."
291
00:17:30,511 --> 00:17:32,795
Fine. I'll tell dj Ron.
292
00:17:32,863 --> 00:17:35,664
When is your spot?
Right after Carrie.
293
00:17:56,387 --> 00:17:57,920
Thank you so much.
294
00:18:00,124 --> 00:18:01,690
Thank you so much.
295
00:18:01,758 --> 00:18:04,444
Carrie,
what are you doing here?
296
00:18:04,512 --> 00:18:06,278
Singing.
297
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,530
You're trying to get stalked.
298
00:18:08,598 --> 00:18:10,749
Ok, let's make
a little noise
299
00:18:10,817 --> 00:18:12,735
for Doug heffernan!
300
00:18:12,803 --> 00:18:15,471
What are you trying to do,
impress your little stalker?
301
00:18:15,539 --> 00:18:17,941
No. My stalker went all fatal attraction
on me since you blocked her e-mails.
302
00:18:18,008 --> 00:18:19,375
Now she wants me to sing.
303
00:18:19,443 --> 00:18:21,561
Well, show her to me.
I'll kick her ass.
304
00:18:21,628 --> 00:18:23,613
You don't even know what
you're doing. No! Let's go.
305
00:18:43,183 --> 00:18:44,717
I will always...
306
00:18:44,785 --> 00:18:46,318
Love you.
307
00:19:14,365 --> 00:19:16,032
Doug?
308
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,600
Wait.
309
00:19:24,824 --> 00:19:27,343
What are you in such
a hurry for, sweetie?
310
00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:30,830
What do you want from me? I sang
your song. Now, leave me alone.
311
00:19:30,848 --> 00:19:33,682
Somebody just wanted me
to give you this message.
312
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,318
Here.
313
00:19:41,641 --> 00:19:43,209
"Look behind you"?
314
00:19:44,912 --> 00:19:46,813
Hello, Doug.
315
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,114
Spence?
316
00:19:48,181 --> 00:19:50,116
You're cutiepie32?
317
00:19:50,183 --> 00:19:52,151
That's right.
318
00:19:52,219 --> 00:19:54,286
Well...
319
00:19:54,354 --> 00:19:57,023
So... you're
in love with me?
320
00:19:57,091 --> 00:19:58,625
What? No!
321
00:19:58,692 --> 00:20:02,394
No. Listen. It all started that
first night we went to karaoke.
322
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,813
You're not a prankster.
You're a victim.
323
00:20:04,882 --> 00:20:07,950
Accept it, and you're gonna
save yourself a lot of heartache.
324
00:20:41,168 --> 00:20:43,670
Who's the victim now?
325
00:20:43,737 --> 00:20:45,104
Me.
326
00:20:46,239 --> 00:20:49,776
And in about
one minute, you.
327
00:20:49,843 --> 00:20:52,311
I'm-I'm gonna get going.
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