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I know your place is
a bed and breakfast,
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but where are we at
with the other meals?
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Included? Not included?
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Awesome.
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Oh, I gotta go.
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My wife's coming down,
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and this trip is
a surprise for her.
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Ok. Bye.
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Hey! There she is.
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Hey.
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Oh, no need.
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I already poured you a cup
of coffee right here.
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And got your cereal out
ready to go.
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Gonna have a little
cereal there?
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Mmm, nah.
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Really? It's specially
formulated for women.
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I've had two bowls,
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and already I'm
feeling bloated
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and a little moody.
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Ha ha ha. Come on.
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Fine, I'll have
some cereal.
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All right.
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That's all your having?
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Let me top you off here.
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That's all right.
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That's ok,
it's good cereal.
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Hey, really, stop.
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Whoa!
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What is that?
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The sugar creek
bed and breakfast?
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What the hell
is this?
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Yep. Pack your
bags, baby,
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'cause this weekend,
I am taking you
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to a little,
quaint rustic inn
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boasting Mountain views
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and scenic walks along
a romantic stream.
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You planned a surprise
trip for us?
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Yep.
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And it's not to
cooperstown?
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Nope.
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Actually,
it's near cooperstown.
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But we're blowing
right past that.
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Ok, no-this weekend's
all about
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Doug, Carrie,
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and a little thing
I like to call love.
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Honey, that
is so sweet.
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Mmm!
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Thank you!
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This place
looks great!
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Yeah-there is a little
bit of bad news.
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Sugar creek doesn't
actually have
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any sugar in it.
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I checked.
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Well.
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Douglas. Darling.
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Hey, dad, Doug is
taking me upstate
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for the weekend.
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Oh, wonderful.
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I'll do my best
not to die
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while you sip
pina coladas
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'neath the swaying
palm trees.
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Either way, don't call.
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Hmm.
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Dad, come on, you'll have
the house to yourself.
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Plus, a perfect chance
to do tal-chi
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in your shorty kimono.
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Actually...
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There's a rather
fetching widow I met
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at the senior center.
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She winked at me
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during the pledge
of allegiance.
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Oh.
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You want to
invite her over?
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For God's sake,
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your mother died
20 years ago!
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When will you
let me move on?!
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Huh?! Huh?!
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Look at this!
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Oh, this is great.
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Wow.
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A lot of kitty cats.
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Hey, check this out.
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Myrtle-
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welcome, welcome.
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I'm Betty chapin,
innkeeper.
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Hi. Carrie and Doug
heffernan.
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Beautiful place
you have.
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Yeah, everything's
so dainty.
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Well, people were
a lot smaller
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100 years ago.
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You know why?
No arby's.
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Arby's! Ha ha ha!
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You gotta tell that one
to my husband ed.
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Ok, so let's get
you two signed in.
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Oh, ok.
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I'll sign in.
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Uh...
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How do I
do this here?
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I'm guessing it's-
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oh. Uh...
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It's over right in here.
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Excuse me-excuse-
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I just need you-
I just need you-
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now, just...
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Can you-
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Doug heffer is fine.
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That's fine. That's good.
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Well, you must be tired
from your long drive,
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so let's get you
up to your room.
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Ok.
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I put you in number 7.
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I hope you like
antique dolls.
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I do, just as long
as their eyes close.
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People were a lot
smaller a long time ago.
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Here we are.
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Huh? Huh?!
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Oh, it's adorable.
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Oh, look! A fireplace!
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Actually, we had
to seal that up.
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The squirrels would
crawl in there
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and get trapped
in the flue
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and then, well...
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Basically, liquefy.
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Here's your bathroom.
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Now, I made sure you
had plenty of towels.
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And if you
need anything,
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I would-
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oh!
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Ed, what are you doing?
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I told you
we had guests coming.
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Well, they're early.
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Why didn't you just use
the shower downstairs?
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You know that
doctor told me
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I'm supposed
to soak it.
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Well, just get out.
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All right.
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Mmm.
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Ed seemed nice.
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Mm-hmm.
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And clean.
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Yes.
Yeah.
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Sorry
about that.
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Needless to say,
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that's my husband ed. Ah!
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Well, anyhoo,
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dinner's at 5:00,
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and then out come
the board games.
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I hope you two
aren't shy,
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because ed and me
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play a mean game
of balderdash.
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Balderdash.
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That wasn't even
in the brochure.
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You do like it here,
right?
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Yeah.
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It's fine.
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And you know what?
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I love you for
thinking of it.
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Nothing I haven't seen before.
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Then general patton
turned to me and said,
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"that's the best damn
cup of coffee I ever had.
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Now, let's win this war."
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Oh, Arthur.
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I mean, what an.
- what an amazing life you've led.
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I go where
the stars need me.
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Now, let me freshen
your grasshopper.
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Oh.
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Would you
excuse me a moment?
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Hey, Arthur...
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Hey!
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What you got going on
in there, my man?
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I bought her dinner.
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I'm getting her
liquored up.
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What do you think
is going on?
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All right.
All right.
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I'll get out
of your hair.
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Look, Carrie said
you needed some milk,
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so...
Fine.
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All right.
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Hey...
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Play on, player.
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Who was that?
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A jehovah's witness.
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Now they give you milk.
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Like that's gonna
turn me around.
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Arthur, it's-
it's getting late.
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I think I should be going.
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No, no.
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I want you to hear
Robert mitchum
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"sings calypso."
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It's positively savage.
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Oh.
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But won't your children
be home soon?
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What?
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Children?
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I live alone.
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Oh, well, j-
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Josephine told me
that, um...
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That this house
belongs to
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your daughter
and son-in-law.
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Josephine
also thinks
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her fish sticks
talk to her.
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Ha ha.
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No, no. I-
I live alone.
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Oh, well, I think
I should be going.
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Uh, uh-
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please, Annette,
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it gets so lonely
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in this big,
completely-paid-off house.
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And...
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Your laughter has
made it come alive.
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I don't want
that to end.
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Oh, well...
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There is a...
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Midnight bus.
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So, when are the rest of
the guests coming down?
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Oh, you two
are it.
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For the whole
weekend?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, it's been
like this
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ever since they opened
that damn hyatt.
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There's a hyatt?
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Yeah, right over there
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on the other side
of the woods.
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It's a disgrace.
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They even tore down
the smelting plant
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just to add
a luxury spa.
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A spa?
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What's up?
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Marmalade really
likes you, Doug.
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He does?
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Is there an area
where he eats?
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Or, you know...
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You know why marmalade
likes him so much,
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don't you?
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Who does Doug
look just like?
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I don't know.
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Yes, you do.
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Doug is
the spitting image
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of ed junior.
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Well, that's
our son.
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Does ed junior have
the same appetite
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this one's got?
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We don't talk about
ed junior.
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Ok.
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When he walked out
of here 12 years ago,
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we stopped having a son.
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Ed!
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Betty.
Ed!
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Betty!
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What's up with
that last drumstick?
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Oh.
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Coming right up.
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It's not too dry then?
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Oh,
it's delicious.
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Oh. I'm so relieved.
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You know, this Turkey was
still frozen this morning.
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So, I had to put it
in the tub upstairs
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to defrost.
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Ugh!
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I am still tasting
that Turkey.
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I'm still tasting ed.
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Well, we...
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We should probably
head downstairs.
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What?
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We got chutes and ladders
in 5 minutes.
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Chutes and ladders?
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Doug, the only
ladder I want to see
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is the one that's getting
me out that window.
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Oh, come-
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come on, so we had
a little tub Turkey.
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All right, let's try
and move past it.
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What are you-
what are you saying?
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You actually want
to stay here?
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I wanted this whole weekend
to be great for you.
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And it can be great,
honey...
276
00:11:20,359 --> 00:11:22,493
At the hyatt.
277
00:11:31,403 --> 00:11:32,971
Doug, is that you?
278
00:11:35,841 --> 00:11:37,641
Yeah, uh, first off,
279
00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:39,143
just, I want-
love that place!
280
00:11:39,211 --> 00:11:40,945
And we love having you.
281
00:11:41,013 --> 00:11:42,746
Yeah, about that...
282
00:11:42,814 --> 00:11:45,383
You know,
I gotta tell you,
283
00:11:45,451 --> 00:11:47,085
the way business
has been,
284
00:11:47,152 --> 00:11:48,186
ed and me thought
285
00:11:48,253 --> 00:11:50,388
we were gonna have to
shut down for sure.
286
00:11:50,456 --> 00:11:53,992
And then God has sent us
you and Carrie-
287
00:11:54,059 --> 00:11:57,161
our two angels...
288
00:11:57,229 --> 00:11:58,796
Giving us hope.
289
00:12:14,746 --> 00:12:16,914
Ok, come on.
She's sleeping.
290
00:12:20,368 --> 00:12:21,602
Shh!
291
00:12:30,346 --> 00:12:31,646
Ooh!
292
00:12:35,985 --> 00:12:36,917
Ooh!
293
00:12:36,986 --> 00:12:39,287
Shh!
294
00:12:39,355 --> 00:12:40,288
Oh.
295
00:12:51,183 --> 00:12:53,334
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
296
00:12:53,402 --> 00:12:55,920
I have a splinter
in a bad place.
297
00:12:57,839 --> 00:12:58,772
Crap!
298
00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:01,109
Their stupid truck
is blocking us.
299
00:13:01,176 --> 00:13:02,743
Huh?!
300
00:13:02,811 --> 00:13:05,129
Somebody out there?!
301
00:13:05,196 --> 00:13:06,314
Let's go.
Let's just go.
302
00:13:06,382 --> 00:13:07,715
What about the car?
303
00:13:07,783 --> 00:13:08,916
We'll get a new one.
304
00:13:12,221 --> 00:13:13,254
How far
is this place?
305
00:13:13,322 --> 00:13:14,255
I don't know.
306
00:13:14,323 --> 00:13:15,657
Just a little
further this way.
307
00:13:15,724 --> 00:13:16,658
How much farther?
308
00:13:16,725 --> 00:13:17,692
I don't know.
309
00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:18,893
Would you just
stop talking?
310
00:13:20,996 --> 00:13:22,129
What is wrong with you?
311
00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:24,999
Seriously,
I need tweezers
312
00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:26,668
and a small mirror.
313
00:13:26,735 --> 00:13:27,669
Doug, come on.
314
00:13:27,736 --> 00:13:29,170
Oh, wait a minute.
315
00:13:29,238 --> 00:13:30,572
I see lights
from the hotel.
316
00:13:30,639 --> 00:13:31,673
Come on.
317
00:13:32,741 --> 00:13:33,774
What the hell was that?
318
00:13:37,246 --> 00:13:38,813
Marmalade!
319
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,815
That freaking cat
followed you!
320
00:13:40,882 --> 00:13:42,917
He thinks I'm ed junior.
321
00:13:42,984 --> 00:13:44,519
Marmalade!
322
00:13:44,587 --> 00:13:46,137
Marmalade!
323
00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:50,124
Ok, come on,
let's go.
324
00:13:54,963 --> 00:13:57,031
Oh, crap!
325
00:14:01,703 --> 00:14:02,837
Oof.
326
00:14:02,905 --> 00:14:04,038
I'm ok.
327
00:14:10,479 --> 00:14:12,713
Carrie!
328
00:14:12,781 --> 00:14:17,718
Marmalade!
329
00:14:21,223 --> 00:14:22,790
Doug?
330
00:14:22,857 --> 00:14:23,975
Found her.
331
00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:24,976
Nice going!
332
00:14:25,127 --> 00:14:28,329
You just earned yourself
a Turkey sandwich.
333
00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:58,157
Oh, good morning,
Arthur.
334
00:14:58,225 --> 00:14:59,425
Oh, you're still here?
335
00:15:02,196 --> 00:15:05,447
I'm making you
some egg beaters.
336
00:15:05,515 --> 00:15:06,499
How thoughtful.
337
00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:07,800
Now, let me
return the favor
338
00:15:07,868 --> 00:15:09,402
by escorting you
to the bus.
339
00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:10,570
Oh, I'm...
340
00:15:10,637 --> 00:15:11,854
I'm in no rush.
341
00:15:11,922 --> 00:15:13,723
Annette, no one
looks forward to
342
00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:14,791
the walk of shame,
343
00:15:14,858 --> 00:15:16,559
but the sooner,
the better.
344
00:15:16,627 --> 00:15:17,560
Oh.
345
00:15:18,729 --> 00:15:20,647
Arthur, I was
thinking about
346
00:15:20,715 --> 00:15:23,182
what you asked me
to do last night.
347
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,033
Again...
348
00:15:24,101 --> 00:15:25,819
It was merely
a suggestion.
349
00:15:25,886 --> 00:15:27,854
We did fine without it.
350
00:15:27,922 --> 00:15:28,654
Oh, no, no, no.
351
00:15:28,806 --> 00:15:31,707
When you-when you said
how lonely you are
352
00:15:31,775 --> 00:15:32,875
in this big house,
353
00:15:32,943 --> 00:15:35,678
and you never wanted
me to leave.
354
00:15:35,745 --> 00:15:37,747
Oh, that must have been
the creme de menthe talking.
355
00:15:39,566 --> 00:15:42,201
What I'm trying
to say is...
356
00:15:42,269 --> 00:15:43,636
Yes.
357
00:15:43,703 --> 00:15:46,672
I'll move in
with you.
358
00:15:47,391 --> 00:15:48,741
I...
359
00:15:48,809 --> 00:15:50,409
I- I...
360
00:15:50,477 --> 00:15:52,779
I'm overwhelmed.
361
00:15:55,499 --> 00:15:57,350
Looking for
something, Doug?
362
00:15:57,418 --> 00:15:58,101
Oh.
363
00:15:58,169 --> 00:16:00,119
Uh, no, just...
364
00:16:00,187 --> 00:16:01,855
Checking out
your lawn dwarves.
365
00:16:01,922 --> 00:16:03,723
Uh...
366
00:16:04,859 --> 00:16:05,992
We were thinking
of getting some.
367
00:16:06,059 --> 00:16:07,260
You happy with 'em?
368
00:16:07,327 --> 00:16:08,828
I guess.
369
00:16:10,297 --> 00:16:12,565
Here's your toast,
Doug.
370
00:16:12,633 --> 00:16:13,249
Oh, great.
371
00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:14,967
Now, are you sure
I can't interest you
372
00:16:15,035 --> 00:16:16,836
in a nice Turkey omelet?
373
00:16:16,904 --> 00:16:18,837
No, I'm sticking
with the toast.
374
00:16:18,905 --> 00:16:20,523
Thanks.
375
00:16:21,341 --> 00:16:23,926
Mr. boots,
for the last time,
376
00:16:23,994 --> 00:16:25,761
stay out of the butter!
377
00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:27,847
Oh.
378
00:16:34,154 --> 00:16:35,437
So...
379
00:16:35,505 --> 00:16:37,874
Carrie still hasn't
come down yet?
380
00:16:37,941 --> 00:16:39,325
Um, yeah, she's
uh, you know,
381
00:16:39,393 --> 00:16:40,426
putting on her face.
382
00:16:40,494 --> 00:16:41,661
You know how long
that takes.
383
00:16:41,728 --> 00:16:43,029
Ha ha.
384
00:16:43,097 --> 00:16:44,380
Wish this one would take
a little more time.
385
00:16:44,447 --> 00:16:47,617
She just rolls on down
looking like hell.
386
00:16:50,237 --> 00:16:51,620
Good morning!
387
00:16:55,843 --> 00:16:56,676
Hi.
388
00:16:57,878 --> 00:17:00,279
I thought you
were upstairs, dear.
389
00:17:01,531 --> 00:17:03,132
Oh, uh...
390
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,767
Yeah, I just-
I got up early,
391
00:17:04,835 --> 00:17:07,570
and just went
for a walk.
392
00:17:07,637 --> 00:17:09,722
Well, you're just
in time for breakfast.
393
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:11,908
Oh, I just-
I already had breakfast.
394
00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:14,477
I, uh,
I picked some...
395
00:17:14,545 --> 00:17:15,695
Some berries.
396
00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:22,602
Would you guys
excuse me...
397
00:17:22,669 --> 00:17:23,702
Please?
398
00:17:25,172 --> 00:17:26,772
Why can't you
dress like that
399
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,207
to pick berries?
400
00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:35,181
Ok.
401
00:17:35,249 --> 00:17:36,099
We can tear
the wall out,
402
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,850
give you granite
countertops,
403
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:38,818
a tile backsplash,
404
00:17:38,885 --> 00:17:39,985
and the island you wanted.
405
00:17:40,053 --> 00:17:42,988
And I think we can do it
for under 30,000.
406
00:17:43,056 --> 00:17:43,923
What do you think,
Arthur?
407
00:17:43,991 --> 00:17:45,391
Sounds reasonable.
408
00:17:47,728 --> 00:17:48,578
Uh, Pete,
409
00:17:48,729 --> 00:17:50,496
I want you to come look
at the living room.
410
00:17:50,564 --> 00:17:53,966
I'm thinking we should
gut the whole thing...
411
00:17:55,836 --> 00:17:57,570
What's that big tarp
doing in the back yard?
412
00:17:57,638 --> 00:18:00,205
Apparently, we're
putting in a gazebo.
413
00:18:02,075 --> 00:18:03,342
What?!
414
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:04,277
Oh, hello again!
415
00:18:04,345 --> 00:18:05,461
Yeah, hi.
416
00:18:05,528 --> 00:18:06,395
Look-
417
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,183
what's going
on here?
418
00:18:11,251 --> 00:18:13,902
Arthur, why does this man
keep coming over?
419
00:18:15,939 --> 00:18:18,858
Truth is, he's my
parole officer.
420
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,677
What?
421
00:18:21,745 --> 00:18:24,831
I wouldn't blame you
for walking away right now.
422
00:18:24,898 --> 00:18:26,382
Oh, no, Arthur.
423
00:18:26,449 --> 00:18:28,117
Everyone makes mistakes.
424
00:18:28,185 --> 00:18:32,155
I can tell you're
a good man at heart.
425
00:18:32,222 --> 00:18:34,123
He's also...
426
00:18:34,191 --> 00:18:35,708
My lover.
427
00:18:40,513 --> 00:18:41,714
Is this true?
428
00:18:41,782 --> 00:18:42,998
Yeah, I couldn't
help myself.
429
00:18:46,419 --> 00:18:48,003
Well, it's not ideal.
430
00:18:48,071 --> 00:18:50,489
Just try and make sure
431
00:18:50,557 --> 00:18:53,592
he leaves the house
before I get home.
432
00:19:00,483 --> 00:19:02,368
Hey, babe, where's
the big suitcase?
433
00:19:02,436 --> 00:19:03,669
It's in the woods.
434
00:19:03,737 --> 00:19:05,020
Why'd you leave it
in the woods?!
435
00:19:05,088 --> 00:19:07,823
Why'd you leave me
in the woods?!
436
00:19:07,891 --> 00:19:09,441
I thought you were
gonna catch up.
437
00:19:09,509 --> 00:19:11,477
I waited and waited
for you at the hotel.
438
00:19:11,544 --> 00:19:13,445
I was worried sick.
439
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:18,534
Wait, what's that ink
on your hand?
440
00:19:18,602 --> 00:19:19,552
Oh, um...
441
00:19:19,703 --> 00:19:22,237
A pen exploded
in my purse.
442
00:19:22,305 --> 00:19:25,158
It's a stamp.
It says "club neon."
443
00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:28,393
Oh, right, right.
444
00:19:28,461 --> 00:19:29,428
Oh, oh!
445
00:19:29,496 --> 00:19:30,429
It was a disco...
446
00:19:30,497 --> 00:19:31,964
Ha, in the hotel.
447
00:19:32,032 --> 00:19:32,882
You went dancing?!
448
00:19:32,949 --> 00:19:34,199
Well, Doug,
449
00:19:34,267 --> 00:19:35,117
once I knew
you weren't coming,
450
00:19:35,185 --> 00:19:36,185
what did you
want me to do,
451
00:19:36,253 --> 00:19:37,286
stay in that big suite
all by myself?
452
00:19:37,354 --> 00:19:38,387
You-
453
00:19:38,455 --> 00:19:39,738
you got a suite?!
454
00:19:39,807 --> 00:19:41,607
Fine, you know, yeah.
You deserve a suite.
455
00:19:41,675 --> 00:19:42,809
After a tough night
of dancing,
456
00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:44,143
you don't want to go
back to a regular room.
457
00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:46,161
Oh! Honey,
come on.
458
00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:48,397
We can still have
a great weekend.
459
00:19:48,465 --> 00:19:49,498
Ok, look.
460
00:19:49,566 --> 00:19:50,566
I'll go downstairs
461
00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:52,268
and make up some
excuse to...
462
00:19:52,336 --> 00:19:54,403
To cat lady
and tub boy
463
00:19:54,471 --> 00:19:55,404
and we are out
of this dump
464
00:19:55,472 --> 00:19:56,606
and into the hyatt!
465
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,474
All right?
466
00:19:58,542 --> 00:19:59,842
No. No.
You know what?
467
00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:01,411
You go to your
fancy hotel.
468
00:20:01,478 --> 00:20:02,795
I'm staying right here
with ed, Betty,
469
00:20:02,863 --> 00:20:05,564
and marmalade.
470
00:20:05,632 --> 00:20:08,301
Yeah, 'cause they like
me for who I am,
471
00:20:08,369 --> 00:20:09,501
not where I can take them.
472
00:20:09,569 --> 00:20:11,704
They think...
473
00:20:11,771 --> 00:20:13,672
I'm an angel.
474
00:20:18,712 --> 00:20:21,146
Ok, there's a ham
floating in the bathtub.
475
00:20:55,665 --> 00:20:56,732
Oh, my God.
476
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,033
Ed.
477
00:21:02,222 --> 00:21:03,973
I'm home, pop.
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