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Hey.
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Hi, honey.
What's in the bag?
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Oh, just some leftover cake
the guys surprised me with today
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'cause it's, uh... my
tenth anniversary at I.P.S.
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Wow! Really?
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Yep. I've been in a mediocre
job for a real long time.
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Give it up!
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I gotta say,
between that
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and not finishing the
cake on the drive home,
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you've got a lot to
be proud of, my friend.
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Wait, today's your
tenth anniversary?
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Shouldn't it have been,
like, 3 months ago?
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Uh... no.
No, it's today.
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Cake does not lie,
you know?
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Unless it's
your birthday cake.
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That baby's seen 29 candles
more than once, am I right?
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Ha ha ha!
I think I am.
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No, no. I remember exactly
when you started at I.P.S.
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Because that's when
we started dating-
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summer of '95.
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Remember,
you didn't shower much
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'cause you said
you were grunge?
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Today, 3 months ago.
- what's the difference, really?
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There's a big
difference, Doug, ok?
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A lot of pension and
benefits stuff kicks in
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at the 10-year mark,
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which means I.P.S.
Is 3 months behind.
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I'm gonna leave a
message for accounting.
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Uh, you know, that's ok. I'll
just-I'll take care of it tomorrow.
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Nah.
You'll never do it.
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Let me tell you
a story.
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Come on, I thought it
was a really good movie.
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You know what? I think
it should've been called
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waiting to exhale
into my hand.
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Pffffft!
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I love
when you do that.
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I had a really
great time tonight.
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Me, too.
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So, uh...
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What now?
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So, now you go home.
42
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Oh, come on, we've been going
out for, like, 2 months, Carrie.
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My whole body's blue.
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I gotta get up early
for work tomorrow.
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Just call in sick.
Tell them you came down
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with a bad case
of Doug-onucleosis.
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Good night, Doug.
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Mmm.
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Come on!
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Good night, Doug.
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Ok...
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Hey, guys, before I sit
down, you should both know
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I haven't seen last
night's Melrose place yet,
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so if anyone
says anything,
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I will
officially freak.
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Ah, Doug, I hate
to bring it up now,
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but your tab,
it's running kind of high.
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I can't pay a tab if I
don't have a job, Einstein.
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Well, we're hiring
down in the subway.
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Thanks, but I'm
holding out for a job
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that doesn't involve
walking through urine.
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Oh, LA-di-da.
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So, how are things going
with the new lady?
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Oh, Carrie? Great. She's so
sweet. Great sense of humor.
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When I make
my belly button talk,
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she really gets it.
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And how is everything in...
Horizontal town?
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Oh, come on. I don't like to talk
about that kind of stuff, all right?
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Oh, come on. I need something
to keep my mind off Melrose.
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All right,
well, let's just say-
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not to get too graphic-
72
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but I've gotten more
off of you two.
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Ha ha ha! Whoa! Man!
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And you guys have been going
out for, like, 2 months, right?
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It's a little rough,
but Carrie wants to wait.
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And I respect the fact that
Carrie's a good girl, you know?
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What was that?
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What?
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What's going on
here?
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Well, word on the street
is that waiting...
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Isn't Carrie's thing.
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You watch your mouth. I swear to
God, I'll cut you 8 different ways.
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It's true!
Yeah?
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Who's she been with?
Give me one name.
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Sal derobertis.
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Sal? I thought it was
his brother Johnny.
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Sal and Johnny.
He only asked for one name.
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You guys don't know what
you're talking about, all right?
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She's a good girl, and she
wants to wait, and that's it!
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Ok.
It is "ok." Yeah.
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And you know what else?
Here's a Melrose update-
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yeah, Allison
got Amanda's job
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and slept with Billy
in her office.
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Yeah!
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Uh... ow!
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What are you doing?
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I'm sorry. You looked
uncomfortable,
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so I thought, uh...
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You thought I'd be more
comfortable without a bra?
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I know I am.
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Come on.
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Doug, come on.
Look, I told you,
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I'm just
not ready yet, ok?
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I'm sorry.
That's just the way I am.
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Yeah, that's
the book on you.
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What's that supposed
to mean?
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Nothing. It's just...
I don't know.
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I just heard that bra used
to come off a little easier.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
Like, bing!
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Are you calling me a-
a slut?
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Not me.
Spence and Danny.
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Like they know me.
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They know
the derobertis brothers
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and apparently,
so do you.
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You know what? That's
really none of your business.
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Oh, come-it is
my business, Carrie.
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If you won't sleep
with me, you know,
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but you'll sleep with half
the derobertis-is-is.
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Maybe that's because
they were smart enough
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to figure out
after an hour
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that my bra opens
in the front!
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Ok, you wear a bra that opens in the
front, but you're not a slut. Right.
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You know what?
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You better back off
the slut thing,
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or you're gonna
find yourself
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in the trunk
of gino derobertis' car.
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Gino? You slept
with the Uncle also?!
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They're
a nice family, ok?
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Carrie, what the hell's
goin' on here?!
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All right,
maybe I hooked up
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with a lot more guys than
I should've, all right?
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I don't know
why I did it.
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Maybe it's 'cause my mom
died, and my dad's crazy.
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I had a separate
entrance to the house.
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I don't know!
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The point is,
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I don't want to be
like that anymore, ok?
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I want to be in a grown-up
relationship with one guy,
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and I think I want
that guy to be you.
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Let me be your grown-up.
Come on, let's go.
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No, Doug! Come on!
I just told you,
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I wanna be in a grown-up
relationship. You're not a grown-up.
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What are you
talking about?
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Yeah, you don't.
- you don't have any plans,
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you don't have
any goals.
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I got plans.
I got lots of goals.
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Oh, ok. You don't
even have a job.
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Y- yes, I do.
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What?
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I was gonna
surprise you...
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Tomorrow,
after my first day.
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I can't believe that's
what this is all about!
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Wait.
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Are you serious?
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Yes, I'm serious.
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Carrie,
before I met you, I-
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I just liked hanging out
at a pizza place,
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but now...
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I want more.
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More for myself...
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More for you...
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More for us.
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Wait, so...
What's the job?
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Shh.
Ok.
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Mmm...
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Mmm.
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Morning.
Morning.
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Whatcha thinkin'?
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I'm thinking if I hadn't downed
all those zimas last night,
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I'd stay in bed
with you forever.
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Oh, my God. I'm gonna
be late for work.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hon?
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Yeah.
Um...
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Aren't you
gonna be late, too?
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Late for what?
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For work!
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Oh, that's right.
Work, work.
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My new work!
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Oh, yeah.
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Ok, so, now that our
hormones aren't raging,
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tell me.
Tell you what?
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What your new job is.
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I never told you?!
No.
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Oh, that is hilarious!
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Now, I gotta be
honest with you,
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I have been
fantasizing architect,
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'cause I've always had
a crush on Mr. Brady,
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but I'm realistic,
so-tell me.
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Well, it's a good job.
It's, uh,
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right down there
in the, uh, job district.
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Job district.
Just tell me.
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I will tell you if you let
me get a word in edgewise.
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Oh, my God. You didn't
make up some fake job
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just so that I would
sleep with you, did you?
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Did-what-did I-
make up-carr-
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wow, my head
is spinning. Whoa.
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You did, didn't you?! No!
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All right, so, then just
tell me where you work!
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Oh, you wanna take
that tone,
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you just lost the right
to know where I work, ok?
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What are you doing?
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What am I doing? I'm
getting ready for my...
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"Fake job"...
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That I "made up"!
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Ok?
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Just give me
a company name!
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Oh, you want a name? It's a small
business. Maybe you've heard of it?
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It's called
shutty industries!
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00:10:01,313 --> 00:10:04,098
She ever ask the derobertis
boys if they have jobs?
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00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:08,736
No. But I gotta have a job
'cause I'm not a derobertis.
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Derobertis.
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00:10:11,557 --> 00:10:14,075
It's a cool name.
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00:10:14,142 --> 00:10:16,811
Doug derobertis.
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00:10:20,816 --> 00:10:22,550
Oh, my God. She's
following me.
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00:10:22,618 --> 00:10:24,819
Oh, this chick
has trust issues.
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Ok, job, job, job.
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00:10:26,322 --> 00:10:28,523
Gotta find a job.
219
00:10:41,754 --> 00:10:43,387
That wouldn't
end well.
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00:10:46,192 --> 00:10:47,592
Yeah.
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Damn it!
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00:11:10,732 --> 00:11:11,765
Hey, I, uh, hate
to bother you,
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00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:14,235
but can I, uh,
borrow a uniform?
224
00:11:14,303 --> 00:11:15,937
Do I know you?
225
00:11:16,004 --> 00:11:18,022
No. Anyway...
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00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:19,756
Extra uniform,
can I have one?
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00:11:19,824 --> 00:11:21,459
No.
228
00:11:21,526 --> 00:11:23,544
Please, you have to, man. My
girlfriend's following me, ok?
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00:11:23,612 --> 00:11:25,479
And if I don't convince her that
I work here, I'm dead. Please!
230
00:11:25,547 --> 00:11:28,932
I'm not giving my uniform
to a total stranger.
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00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,502
I'll give you some gum.
You want some gum?
232
00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:32,470
No, I don't want
any gum.
233
00:11:32,621 --> 00:11:34,372
Well, how about this?
I got a coupon.
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"Buy a whopper, get
the second whopper free."
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00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:37,908
Second whopper free!
236
00:11:37,976 --> 00:11:40,177
Look, man, you're weird,
237
00:11:40,245 --> 00:11:42,347
and I don't like you.
238
00:11:42,414 --> 00:11:45,416
So, why don't you take your
coupon and your funky-ass gum
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00:11:45,484 --> 00:11:47,117
and get on out of here?
240
00:12:05,937 --> 00:12:08,772
Carrie. What are you
doin' here?
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00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:09,940
I followed you.
242
00:12:10,008 --> 00:12:12,710
So, do you actually
work here?
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00:12:12,778 --> 00:12:13,895
No, I just walked
in this building
244
00:12:13,962 --> 00:12:16,864
and put on
some guy's shirt.
245
00:12:16,932 --> 00:12:19,100
Hey! What the hell
are you doin'?
246
00:12:19,168 --> 00:12:21,035
I know, guy.
I'm sorry. Uh,
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00:12:21,103 --> 00:12:22,303
just gettin' dressed
here, and, uh,
248
00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:23,538
I know we're supposed
to go out there
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and make those deliveries
and stuff, right?
250
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,647
All right, what the hell
is going on here?
251
00:12:33,715 --> 00:12:34,882
Does he work here
or not?
252
00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:36,934
Just tell me,
because if he doesn't,
253
00:12:37,001 --> 00:12:38,786
I'm gonna twist
his nipples so hard
254
00:12:38,854 --> 00:12:41,255
that they pop off
like bottle caps!
255
00:12:44,993 --> 00:12:47,277
Y- yeah-yeah,
he works here.
256
00:12:47,345 --> 00:12:49,197
There you go. You wanna
drag in other witnesses,
257
00:12:49,264 --> 00:12:50,531
or do you
believe me now?
258
00:12:50,599 --> 00:12:52,633
No, I believe you.
I'm sorry, but...
259
00:12:52,701 --> 00:12:54,401
Why couldn't you just
tell me this before?
260
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,586
I like
to keep things hot.
261
00:12:55,653 --> 00:12:57,138
That's how I play it if
you gonna ride with me,
262
00:12:57,205 --> 00:12:58,139
you know what
I'm sayin'?
263
00:12:58,206 --> 00:12:59,340
All right,
all right. Yes.
264
00:12:59,408 --> 00:13:00,875
All right. I gotta
go to orientation now.
265
00:13:00,943 --> 00:13:03,110
All right.
All right? All right.
266
00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:13,819
I can't believe we didn't
think of carpooling before.
267
00:13:13,887 --> 00:13:15,488
I mean, I.P.S. Is right
on my way to work,
268
00:13:15,555 --> 00:13:18,624
and then I just pick
you up on my way home.
269
00:13:19,493 --> 00:13:21,911
Yeah.
270
00:13:21,979 --> 00:13:24,047
And it gives us another
half-hour together,
271
00:13:24,114 --> 00:13:28,868
just you, me, and imus.
272
00:13:28,936 --> 00:13:30,536
Where do I turn,
baby?
273
00:13:30,604 --> 00:13:32,505
Uh, I, um...
274
00:13:32,573 --> 00:13:34,857
You don't know? You been
goin' there every day.
275
00:13:34,925 --> 00:13:36,909
But I-i don't have my bearings
when I'm not driving, ok?
276
00:13:36,977 --> 00:13:38,611
I mean, your left
is my right, and-
277
00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:40,212
oh, we're here.
278
00:14:10,511 --> 00:14:12,712
Hey, how's it goin'?
279
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,848
Hey...
280
00:14:14,915 --> 00:14:16,349
Aren't you the guy
who wore my shirt
281
00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:19,552
and gave me those
expired coupons?
282
00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:21,420
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, listen,
283
00:14:21,488 --> 00:14:23,890
is there a multiplex around
here or a batting cage?
284
00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:26,392
'Cause I gotta kill
about 8 hours.
285
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:28,093
What's your story, man?
286
00:14:28,161 --> 00:14:30,847
I started dating this new
girl. Carrie. You met her.
287
00:14:30,914 --> 00:14:32,432
Oh, the scary chick,
lots of mascara?
288
00:14:32,499 --> 00:14:34,200
Yeah. She's great,
she's great.
289
00:14:34,268 --> 00:14:36,402
Anyway, I told her I had a job
so she'd sleep with me,
290
00:14:36,470 --> 00:14:37,836
so I've been pretending
to go to work every day,
291
00:14:37,904 --> 00:14:39,439
but suddenly she wants
to carpool, so it's, like,
292
00:14:39,506 --> 00:14:41,740
I actually have to
come here now, you know?
293
00:14:41,808 --> 00:14:44,443
Sounds like you kids
are gonna make it.
294
00:14:44,511 --> 00:14:45,878
And toss me that box
over there, would you?
295
00:14:45,946 --> 00:14:48,765
Oh, yeah, sure.
No problem.
296
00:14:48,832 --> 00:14:49,783
This girlfriend
of yours,
297
00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:51,251
isn't she wondering
why you don't get paid?
298
00:14:51,318 --> 00:14:53,118
Oh, she thinks I do.
299
00:14:53,186 --> 00:14:55,004
I actually borrowed a few
thousand dollars from my mom,
300
00:14:55,071 --> 00:14:58,724
told her Carrie needed
a kidney transplant.
301
00:14:58,792 --> 00:14:59,825
It's actually
a pretty good lie, too,
302
00:14:59,893 --> 00:15:01,827
'cause she pees a lot,
you know?
303
00:15:03,964 --> 00:15:06,082
Hey, you know what,
I never got your name.
304
00:15:06,150 --> 00:15:07,717
Uh, Deacon.
Deacon Palmer.
305
00:15:07,785 --> 00:15:10,202
Oh. Doug heffernan.
306
00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:13,773
It's funny, I've never had
a black friend before.
307
00:15:13,841 --> 00:15:16,726
You don't have one now.
308
00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:18,561
Palmer.
Uh, yes, sir?
309
00:15:18,628 --> 00:15:20,621
That, uh, Mr. David's
boutique on hillside,
310
00:15:20,656 --> 00:15:22,615
they never got
their shipment yesterday.
311
00:15:22,683 --> 00:15:23,983
Now him
and his life partner
312
00:15:24,051 --> 00:15:25,852
are threatening
to scratch my eyes out.
313
00:15:25,919 --> 00:15:27,236
Right. Well, see,
what happened,
314
00:15:27,304 --> 00:15:28,955
I was gonna make the
delivery, and I-i got-
315
00:15:29,022 --> 00:15:31,407
that was, uh, my,
uh, screwup, sir.
316
00:15:31,475 --> 00:15:33,342
Yours? Who are you?
317
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,695
I'm-I'm Doug heffernan.
I'm, uh,
318
00:15:35,763 --> 00:15:37,129
the new driver.
319
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:39,499
Oh, yeah. Right, right.
320
00:15:39,566 --> 00:15:40,899
Yeah, uh, I-
321
00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:43,219
I told Deacon I would make
those deliveries, but then I, uh-
322
00:15:43,286 --> 00:15:45,354
I got a phone call
from the hospital.
323
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:49,458
My Uncle needed
a kidney transplant.
324
00:15:49,526 --> 00:15:51,260
Well,
where's your uniform?
325
00:15:51,328 --> 00:15:54,079
I- I gave it
to my Uncle.
326
00:15:54,148 --> 00:15:56,449
Gift shop was closed.
327
00:15:56,517 --> 00:15:58,234
Well, get another one.
328
00:15:58,302 --> 00:15:59,402
And make that delivery,
Palmer.
329
00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:00,670
Yes, sir.
330
00:16:02,473 --> 00:16:04,674
Thanks a lot, man.
That was-that was nice.
331
00:16:04,742 --> 00:16:06,108
No problem.
332
00:16:06,176 --> 00:16:07,693
You, uh-
333
00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:10,496
you really like to work that
kidney transplant thing, don't you?
334
00:16:10,564 --> 00:16:13,533
It's your Cadillac
of personal emergencies.
335
00:16:23,093 --> 00:16:24,727
Hey,
you're reading now.
336
00:16:24,795 --> 00:16:26,729
What happened
to the silly putty?
337
00:16:26,797 --> 00:16:28,831
Eh, lookin' for a job.
338
00:16:28,899 --> 00:16:30,032
Oh, yeah?
339
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,083
Yeah, just something
temporary
340
00:16:31,151 --> 00:16:34,319
till I get the financing
lined up for my brewery.
341
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:38,624
Let me throw something crazy
out there at ya, brother.
342
00:16:38,692 --> 00:16:40,426
Instead of just hanging
around here every day,
343
00:16:40,494 --> 00:16:42,262
why don't you
actually work here?
344
00:16:42,329 --> 00:16:44,030
Mmm. You know what it is?
345
00:16:44,098 --> 00:16:47,566
I'm a creative bird.
I need to flap my wings.
346
00:16:55,142 --> 00:16:56,342
Hey!
347
00:16:56,409 --> 00:16:58,377
Carrie. Wh-what
are you doing here?
348
00:16:58,445 --> 00:17:01,180
Special delivery
of hot lovin'.
349
00:17:02,682 --> 00:17:04,967
That means kiss me.
Oh. Ok.
350
00:17:05,035 --> 00:17:07,369
Uh, aren't you
missing work?
351
00:17:07,437 --> 00:17:09,389
Nah. They're doin' some
stupid c.P.R. Training.
352
00:17:09,456 --> 00:17:10,623
Yawn.
353
00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:12,792
Anyway, I wanted
to surprise my man
354
00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:15,528
with a little Carrie
and a little Debbie.
355
00:17:15,595 --> 00:17:17,246
That's great. Well, thank you
so much. I gotta get goin', ok?
356
00:17:17,314 --> 00:17:18,914
Hey, heffernan, uh,
357
00:17:18,982 --> 00:17:20,733
there's 2 pallets
on a forklift
358
00:17:20,768 --> 00:17:22,985
that should've been
loaded an hour ago, huh?
359
00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:27,640
So get on it.
360
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:32,094
Does that mean I get to
see you work the forklift?
361
00:17:34,164 --> 00:17:35,097
I think it does.
362
00:17:35,165 --> 00:17:37,900
Yay!
363
00:17:46,293 --> 00:17:47,976
You might wanna
stand back.
364
00:17:48,044 --> 00:17:49,612
Right, right.
Ahem.
365
00:18:05,245 --> 00:18:07,947
This one, she's, uh-
she's, uh, finicky.
366
00:18:08,015 --> 00:18:09,815
You gotta go back
before you get her goin'.
367
00:18:09,883 --> 00:18:11,601
Everybody complains
about it.
368
00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:27,784
We had to open that
and look at it.
369
00:18:27,851 --> 00:18:30,085
You gotta check out
the contents sometimes.
370
00:18:30,153 --> 00:18:32,137
This happens.
371
00:19:08,225 --> 00:19:10,960
In my office,
now!
372
00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:19,067
Wonder what this
is about.
373
00:19:20,971 --> 00:19:24,307
I got about 250
smashed-up boxes out there.
374
00:19:24,374 --> 00:19:26,041
What the hell happened?
375
00:19:26,109 --> 00:19:29,945
I'm not really sure, sir. See, I'm
still pretty broken up about my Uncle.
376
00:19:30,013 --> 00:19:31,947
The kidney's not taking.
377
00:19:32,015 --> 00:19:35,101
Well, first you mess up the
dress delivery, and now this.
378
00:19:35,169 --> 00:19:37,403
I'm sorry. I gotta
let you go, heffernan.
379
00:19:37,471 --> 00:19:39,214
Sir, you can't do that.
Oh, yes, I can.
380
00:19:39,249 --> 00:19:40,957
You can't, sir.
I-I don't work here.
381
00:19:41,024 --> 00:19:42,116
What are you
talking about?
382
00:19:42,151 --> 00:19:43,209
You were at
the company picnic.
383
00:19:43,277 --> 00:19:46,279
We won the 3-legged race
together.
384
00:19:46,346 --> 00:19:48,748
I- I don't work here.
I lied to my girlfriend.
385
00:19:48,816 --> 00:19:50,083
I told her this
is where I worked,
386
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:51,250
so for the last
couple months,
387
00:19:51,318 --> 00:19:52,919
I've just been showing
up and hanging out.
388
00:19:54,004 --> 00:19:56,205
Oh, for crying out loud.
389
00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:59,475
Look, but if she.
- If she knows I been lying to her,
390
00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:01,076
she's gonna kill me,
so I-
391
00:20:01,144 --> 00:20:02,911
I guess what
I'm saying is I-
392
00:20:02,979 --> 00:20:05,247
I'd like to apply
for a job.
393
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:11,370
You understand, you're not
asking at the best time?
394
00:20:11,438 --> 00:20:13,555
I do understand that, sir,
but let me tell you something,
395
00:20:13,623 --> 00:20:14,723
if you give me another
chance, I'll show you,
396
00:20:14,791 --> 00:20:17,259
I'm the best damn driver
you've ever seen.
397
00:20:17,327 --> 00:20:18,660
Well...
398
00:20:18,728 --> 00:20:20,662
I'm gonna be totally fried
if corporate finds out
399
00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:23,132
I let a civilian
operate a forklift.
400
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,067
And we are defending
3-legged champs.
401
00:20:25,135 --> 00:20:26,568
True.
402
00:20:28,104 --> 00:20:30,256
So, what do you say?
Can I have a job?
403
00:20:30,324 --> 00:20:32,825
Well-
404
00:20:32,893 --> 00:20:36,595
well, since I fired you,
I guess there's a slot open.
405
00:20:37,914 --> 00:20:39,848
All right,
you start on Monday.
406
00:20:39,916 --> 00:20:41,783
All right,
thanks, sir.
407
00:20:50,193 --> 00:20:51,560
Wanna see my truck?
408
00:20:51,628 --> 00:20:52,628
Yeah.
409
00:21:02,789 --> 00:21:07,059
Coming up,
an all-new Melrose place.
410
00:21:08,795 --> 00:21:11,130
I'm either taking a bath
or watching Melrose,
411
00:21:11,198 --> 00:21:13,966
or both! Leave a message.
412
00:21:14,201 --> 00:21:16,035
Hey, man, it's Doug. Just
wanted to let you know
413
00:21:16,102 --> 00:21:18,637
you left your jacket
at my house, and, uh,
414
00:21:18,705 --> 00:21:20,372
oh, yeah, Kimberly
isn't dead.
415
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,842
She's alive!
She's alive!
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