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That was sweet.
Yeah.
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Why don't you go
put on a skirt,
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'cause you are my bitch.
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I just beat you
3 straight games.
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You might've won
3 games,
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but, uh, I had
more total points.
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I don't think
that's possible.
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You lost.
Take it like a man.
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Sweet Mary.
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Should I wait for you,
should I go home?
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What?
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Wh-what's the deal?
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Oh, it's
a pole-dancing class.
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They got them
all over the place now.
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Wow.
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Glad I wore
my baggy shorts.
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Some wild stuff, huh?
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See the one in the middle?
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That's my wife.
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She's good.
She's limber.
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Yeah. She's been doing it
a couple of months.
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It's a great workout.
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And I'm not gonna
lie to you.
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It's been a nice addition to the
bedroom, know what I'm saying?
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What?
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You-
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your wife pole-dances
for you in your home,
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in your bedroom?
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Yeah.
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Deac, his wife pole-dances
for him in his bedroom.
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Did you know
that kind of thing
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was going on
in the world?
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Uh-huh.
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Why, you think you want
Carrie to do that for you?
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Actually, I was thinking I
want his wife to do it for me.
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But Carrie would
be good, too.
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You think you're gonna
suggest it to her?
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I can't do that.
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If she didn't want
to dress up as batgirl,
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she ain't gonna want
to do this.
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I don't know, man. It's
supposed to be a lot of fun.
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She might go for it.
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Why, you think you could
bring this thing up to Kelly?
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I guess so.
It never occurred to me.
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We got plenty going on
in the bedroom as it is.
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Ever get tired of being
a racial stereotype?
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No.
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Do you?
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And then I got the dragon
in Atlantic city
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a couple years ago.
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It's nice.
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It looks like he's pretty
mad at yosemite Sam.
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What about you, Carrie,
you have any tats?
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Tattoos? No.
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I have a job, so...
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Hey, it's really great
you guys had us over like this.
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I'm glad you chased us down
in the parking lot, Doug.
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I just had an instinct,
you know?
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What else you guys into?
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I know you work out 'cause I
met you at the gym. I mean...
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Yeah, I do weights,
like, 4 or 5 times a week-
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excellent!
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How about you Anna Maria?
What do you do there?
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Um, treadmill.
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Oh. And?
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Stairmaster sometimes.
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Actually, I've been doing
a lot more-
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anything else?
Anything else you do there?
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Well, I've been taking
that pole-dancing class.
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That's crazy.
Pole-dancing.
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Crazy what these chicks
are into nowadays.
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I'll tell you what, ed.
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Why don't we let the ladies
talk about that for a while.
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We'll go get another
beer in the kitchen?
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Ok.
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I also take spinning
on Tuesdays.
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They just got
some new equip-
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pole-dancing!
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Bye, thank you.
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Bye, guys. See ya.
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Huh? Our new
go-to couple.
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Mm-hmm.
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What were you thinking?
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What?
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Did you actually think
you can trick me
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into taking
a pole-dancing-duh-
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dat girl pole-dances.
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Me wanna pole-dance, too.
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I wasn't trying
to trick you.
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I just thought it was
a way to suggest it.
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I figured if I brought it
up myself, you'd get mad.
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Yeah. I'm mad now.
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Mad 'cause I had to
make steak for idiots.
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Why don't you have
an open mind?
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A lot of women
are pole-dancing nowadays.
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It's a whole thing,
and we're missing it.
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No. I'm
not missing it.
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You're missing it.
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I'm ok not gyrating around
like a 2-dollar whore.
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Try it once.
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Ohh.
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Come on!
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Doug, I am not pole-dancing
for you in our bedroom.
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This is so typical
of you, too.
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As soon as the lights go out upstairs,
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you're only looking out for yourself.
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This wouldn't be just for me.
It would be for us.
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Let me show you
something here. Ok?
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What's all that?
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Just some free information
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I got at the
pole-dancing class.
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Ok, look. All these women
talk about how at first
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they were skeptical,
but after they tried it,
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they felt more sexual,
more empowered.
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Here, look at the Spanish lady
holding the briefcase.
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Yo soy "empowermente."
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Not interested.
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At least take a look
at the video.
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They gave you a video?
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They didn't give it to me.
It was 29.95.
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You know what, Doug?
Your pole-dancing fantasy
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is not gonna happen, ok?
So just give it up.
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Well, we're already
on the mailing list.
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What the hell is
Katie Couric up to now?
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Hey, dad.
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Didn't hear you
back there.
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Oh, it's a tape.
What is it?
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Uh, just an instructional
video from a class I may take.
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Well, I'm late for work.
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Love ya. Bye-bye.
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"Pole cats. The erotic
art of pole-dancing."
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Oh, dear God.
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Come on.
When's it getting here?
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Sit down, will ya?
Looking out the window
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is not gonna make the
pole get here any faster.
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It's almost 5:00.
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Express mail guaranteed
delivery before 5:00.
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Express mail?
Why didn't you use us?
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Us? We suck.
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I can't believe
Carrie went for it.
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She doesn't seem like
the pleasing you type.
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She didn't want
to do it at first,
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but after she tried it for a couple
of weeks, she really loves it.
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She says it gets her in touch
with her inner whore. It's nice.
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And the rich get richer.
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Oh, man, I want
this thing to come quick.
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You know, I am ready
for my first dance.
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You know what
I'm saying? Ready.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, check this out.
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Look what she made
for me. Coupons.
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"Good for one free pole
dance from misty heffernan."
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Don't you guys have an aunt
named misty heffernan?
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Yeah. She just had
hip surgery.
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Good lady.
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Guess who's here.
The pole fairy.
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Someone just bought himself
a new nickname.
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Come on, guys,
give me a hand.
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Hey, Arthur.
I'm gonna make a sandwich.
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You want one?
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Nope.
You sure?
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A man who turns his own
daughter into an exotic dancer
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does not deserve to eat.
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They've got fresh
corned beef.
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No!
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Well, there it goes.
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A 10-foot arrow
through my heart.
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What are you even
talking about?
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Damn it, man,
don't you understand?
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When a child doesn't get
enough love and affection
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from her own father,
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she seeks it
from strange men.
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That's why Carrie's
doing this.
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Because I spent
her childhood
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chasing after
the almighty dollar.
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How'd that work out
for you?
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Look, Arthur, you're getting
worked up over nothing.
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She's just gonna
dance for Doug.
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Oh, sure, that's
how it starts.
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Then it's peep shows,
strip joints,
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and before long, she's at the
port authority in hot pants,
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beckoning drunken marines into
the back of an abandoned bus.
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What's that?
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Pumpernickel?
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Cut me off half.
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Doug.
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Yeah?
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Misty is ready.
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Don't
forget the coupon.
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M- misty?
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I'm in the bathroom.
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Turn on the music and
settle in, big boy.
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Yeah.
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The pelican brief,
by John Grisham.
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The cd!
Not the tape!
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Hey. So...
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How was
opening night?
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Oh. The pole-dancing.
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It was good. It was good.
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All right.
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So, you...
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It was hot?
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Sizzlin'.
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Ohh.
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She, uh...
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She really...
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Really...
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Shouldn't be pole-dancing.
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Oh, really?
That's too bad.
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No good?
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No.
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Aww.
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She tried,
God bless her.
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You know, I mean, she was
doing everything they taught her
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and going through
the moves.
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I definitely got a sense of
what it was supposed to be.
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Makes you really
appreciate the pros, huh?
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Oh, you said it, brother.
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All right,
so it didn't work out.
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Just get rid of the pole
and move on.
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I can't. I'm the one
who got her into it,
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and now she's hooked.
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She's thinking of making
it an every-night thing,
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and she's even talking
about putting in a spotlight.
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I gotta tell you,
deac,
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you were smart for not
getting Kelly involved.
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Uh, yeah. Ahem.
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What?
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It's just...
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After that day at the gym,
I actually did
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kind of suggest it to Kelly, and
she's been doing it since then.
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Really?
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How is she?
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She's pretty damn good.
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Good morning.
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Hey.
Honey.
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So last night was...
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Ok?
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Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Uh-huh.
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And you were right.
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Yo soy "empowermente."
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Oh, and by the way,
before I forget,
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I got another coupon
for you.
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Oh, that's ok.
I really have some-
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take it. Ok, ok, yeah,
yeah. I'll take it.
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Ok, uh,
we gotta get going.
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Deac, come on. Yeah, yeah. Bye, Carrie.
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All right,
bye, you guys.
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Bye, deac.
See you later.
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Darling, I realize
I haven't been giving you
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the time and attention
you deserve.
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Are you free
this Saturday afternoon?
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Um
- for the love of God, just say yes!
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Yes.
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It's gonna be all right.
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Daddy's here.
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Make it stop!
258
00:14:17,034 --> 00:14:18,385
Hey, what are you
still doing here?
259
00:14:18,453 --> 00:14:19,719
Your shift was over
4 hours ago.
260
00:14:19,787 --> 00:14:22,289
Yeah, I know. Just cleaning
out the old locker. Heh.
261
00:14:22,357 --> 00:14:23,473
You know my motto.
262
00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:26,109
A messy locker's
the devil's playground.
263
00:14:26,177 --> 00:14:28,995
I thought your motto was
"eat through the pain."
264
00:14:29,063 --> 00:14:30,897
Guy can't have
2 mottoes?
265
00:14:30,965 --> 00:14:32,365
Listen to me, player.
266
00:14:34,685 --> 00:14:36,686
Go home.
267
00:14:36,754 --> 00:14:38,372
I can't.
268
00:14:38,439 --> 00:14:42,209
She's there limbering up as we speak.
269
00:14:42,276 --> 00:14:43,743
I can't sit
in that chair again.
270
00:14:43,811 --> 00:14:45,611
You can't live
like this, man.
271
00:14:45,679 --> 00:14:46,913
Deac, she gave me
more coupons.
272
00:14:46,981 --> 00:14:49,649
50, damn it!
50 coupons!
273
00:14:49,717 --> 00:14:52,585
I used to-i used to
love pole-dancing.
274
00:14:52,653 --> 00:14:54,254
I used to love coupons.
275
00:14:54,322 --> 00:14:56,723
I got an arby's coupon in my
wallet for the last 2 weeks.
276
00:14:56,790 --> 00:14:58,424
I can't even look at it!
277
00:15:03,614 --> 00:15:05,114
It's time now.
278
00:15:07,351 --> 00:15:10,186
Nothing's worked, Spence.
279
00:15:10,254 --> 00:15:14,124
I've showered her with fatherly
affection for 2 entire weeks,
280
00:15:14,191 --> 00:15:15,825
but still she goes
back up there every night
281
00:15:15,893 --> 00:15:17,710
and gets her freak on
for fatty.
282
00:15:20,497 --> 00:15:21,864
So, where do you
wanna get dinner?
283
00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:24,301
Oh, can I talk you
into Ethiopian?
284
00:15:24,368 --> 00:15:26,937
Not in the mood
for gazelle, thank you.
285
00:15:29,257 --> 00:15:30,340
Hey, look!
286
00:15:30,408 --> 00:15:32,175
That gives me an idea.
What?
287
00:15:32,242 --> 00:15:33,943
I'll get one of the strippers
to come home
288
00:15:34,011 --> 00:15:36,846
and tell Carrie what life
on the pole is really like,
289
00:15:36,914 --> 00:15:39,382
every depraved
and pathetic detail.
290
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:41,551
She'll be scared straight.
What do you think?
291
00:15:41,619 --> 00:15:43,320
Sounds pretty stupid.
292
00:15:43,387 --> 00:15:44,721
Come on.
293
00:15:46,757 --> 00:15:49,392
Doesn't look clean
in there.
294
00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:00,870
Please be asleep.
295
00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:07,543
Doug.
296
00:16:07,611 --> 00:16:10,113
Yeah.
297
00:16:10,181 --> 00:16:12,115
You're laaate.
298
00:16:12,183 --> 00:16:14,250
Not late enough.
299
00:16:37,174 --> 00:16:40,777
Welcome
to the champagne room.
300
00:16:40,845 --> 00:16:42,662
Come in.
301
00:16:51,522 --> 00:16:52,656
Why'd you
turn it off?
302
00:16:52,723 --> 00:16:53,790
I don't know.
I thought we'd, uh,
303
00:16:53,858 --> 00:16:55,291
change it up
a little tonight.
304
00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:57,644
Oh, yeah? Ok, how about
some different music?
305
00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:00,046
How about a little
hot for teacher?
306
00:17:00,114 --> 00:17:01,114
Heh heh heh.
307
00:17:01,182 --> 00:17:02,783
That's all right. Uh...
308
00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:05,418
I thought maybe, you know, maybe
I'd do something for you, you know.
309
00:17:05,486 --> 00:17:07,988
You want a massage?
How about a sexy massage?
310
00:17:08,055 --> 00:17:10,157
Oh. Yeah.
I would love that.
311
00:17:10,224 --> 00:17:10,890
All right.
312
00:17:11,042 --> 00:17:11,974
Heh heh heh.
313
00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:12,975
There we go.
314
00:17:13,044 --> 00:17:15,011
All right.
315
00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:16,612
Mm-hmm.
316
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,014
Oh, that's nice.
317
00:17:18,082 --> 00:17:19,349
Oh, it is, right?
318
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:22,151
So relaxing I could
just fall asleep.
319
00:17:25,223 --> 00:17:27,490
Just go ahead then
there, misty.
320
00:17:27,558 --> 00:17:29,809
Mm-mmm. Misty doesn't
want to sleep.
321
00:17:29,877 --> 00:17:32,845
She has a new dance
for her man tonight.
322
00:17:32,913 --> 00:17:35,548
That's ok. Sleep.
323
00:17:35,616 --> 00:17:36,783
Sleep, misty.
324
00:17:36,851 --> 00:17:37,851
Mm-mmm.
325
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:39,803
First, a dance.
326
00:17:39,871 --> 00:17:40,720
No, you sleep. Sleep.
327
00:17:40,788 --> 00:17:42,071
Doug, get off!
328
00:17:42,139 --> 00:17:43,807
Ok.
329
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,175
Just thought misty
could use a little sleep.
330
00:17:46,243 --> 00:17:49,279
I know, but there'll be
enough time for that later.
331
00:18:14,138 --> 00:18:15,238
Stop it!
332
00:18:15,306 --> 00:18:17,774
What? Why'd you turn
the music off, baby?
333
00:18:17,842 --> 00:18:19,309
It was either that
or dive out the window.
334
00:18:19,376 --> 00:18:20,476
Carrie...
335
00:18:20,544 --> 00:18:22,211
Carrie,
you're horrible at this.
336
00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:24,998
What, you think I'm
horrible at this?
337
00:18:25,065 --> 00:18:26,015
No, no.
You're not horrible.
338
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:28,135
That's a little unfair.
But you're...
339
00:18:28,202 --> 00:18:30,137
No, you are.
You're horrible.
340
00:18:30,204 --> 00:18:32,672
What, so for
the last 2 weeks,
341
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:35,041
you've just been
pretending to like it?
342
00:18:35,109 --> 00:18:37,159
Kind of, yeah.
343
00:18:37,227 --> 00:18:38,845
I can't believe this.
344
00:18:38,913 --> 00:18:40,013
Carrie, so what?
345
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,215
This stupid pole thing
didn't work out. Who cares?
346
00:18:42,283 --> 00:18:44,718
I still think you're the
sexiest woman I've ever known.
347
00:18:44,786 --> 00:18:46,453
I mean,
we have each other,
348
00:18:46,521 --> 00:18:48,488
and that's the only
damn thing that matters.
349
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,073
Ohh!
350
00:18:51,141 --> 00:18:53,193
You're an ass.
351
00:18:53,261 --> 00:18:55,878
This was your idea in the
first place, you know. I know.
352
00:18:55,946 --> 00:18:57,146
And now you're telling me
that I suck at it?
353
00:18:57,214 --> 00:18:59,616
I mean, do you know
how humiliating this is?
354
00:18:59,683 --> 00:19:02,502
I know. We've both gone
through hell these past 2 weeks.
355
00:19:02,603 --> 00:19:04,204
And you know what, Doug?
356
00:19:04,271 --> 00:19:06,122
You really don't know
what you're talking about,
357
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:08,858
because my instructor said I am
very, very talented at this.
358
00:19:08,926 --> 00:19:10,093
Yeah. That's 'cause
you're paying her.
359
00:19:10,161 --> 00:19:13,964
No, no. I'm doing the moves
exactly like she taught us.
360
00:19:14,031 --> 00:19:15,715
Ok, you might be doing them
right technically, but you-
361
00:19:15,783 --> 00:19:16,783
you're just not...
362
00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:18,718
Not what?
363
00:19:18,786 --> 00:19:21,020
Look, you...
364
00:19:21,088 --> 00:19:23,589
You're not
feeling it, ok?
365
00:19:23,657 --> 00:19:25,658
You're not living it.
366
00:19:25,726 --> 00:19:27,627
Like that spin-kick move
you do...
367
00:19:27,694 --> 00:19:28,495
Yeah.
368
00:19:28,563 --> 00:19:29,529
You...
369
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,281
L- let me just show you.
370
00:19:37,087 --> 00:19:41,057
You need to become one
with the pole, you know?
371
00:19:41,124 --> 00:19:44,026
Just feel it. Just
feel it. Just have fun.
372
00:19:44,094 --> 00:19:46,846
'Cause you gotta feel it.
Feel it every time.
373
00:19:46,914 --> 00:19:48,364
You gotta become one-
and just enjoy it.
374
00:19:48,432 --> 00:19:50,066
Enjoy who you are,
you know what I'm saying?
375
00:19:50,134 --> 00:19:51,134
Uh-huh.
376
00:20:01,829 --> 00:20:04,830
Oh, and that upside-down move
you do when you get up there,
377
00:20:04,898 --> 00:20:06,049
you're here.
378
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,167
You gotta be here
like this.
379
00:20:07,235 --> 00:20:10,137
And when you slide down,
380
00:20:10,204 --> 00:20:11,505
you're an angel.
381
00:20:11,572 --> 00:20:13,340
When you're coming down,
you're an angel.
382
00:20:13,407 --> 00:20:15,609
I'm an angel, ok?
383
00:20:18,495 --> 00:20:20,080
And this-
and this here.
384
00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:27,470
Ok?
385
00:20:29,923 --> 00:20:31,791
Just feel it.
386
00:20:31,859 --> 00:20:32,842
Let it-feel it.
387
00:20:32,910 --> 00:20:34,310
Work it...
388
00:20:34,378 --> 00:20:36,112
And become it.
389
00:20:50,628 --> 00:20:51,895
Carrie.
390
00:20:51,962 --> 00:20:53,630
We should probably shut
the door. Your father.
391
00:20:53,697 --> 00:20:55,732
No. My dad's not home.
392
00:21:00,454 --> 00:21:02,121
I still haven't
had dinner.
393
00:21:02,189 --> 00:21:04,390
Shut up
and get more singles.
394
00:21:14,034 --> 00:21:16,402
Nice to spend time
together, huh?
395
00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:18,137
I'm not gonna stop
pole-dancing, Arthur.
396
00:21:18,205 --> 00:21:20,440
Fine!
Throw your life away!
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