All language subtitles for Suits S01E02.eng

Uh...

What is that, three in a row?

That would be four, actually.
Oh, God.

Come on. What do you say?
We go five out of nine?

So you can keep abusing me?
No, thank you. I'm done.

Oh, come on.
I'll spot you three.

Game time's over, Wyatt.
They're here. They're here?

Get set up in the conference room.
Yeah. No, I'll just, uh...

Get set up in the conference room.

You did let him win, right?

It wasn't easy. The guy has the
coordination of a two-year-old.

I know. The last time these venture
capitalists came in,

I took him boxing to calm him down.

I basically had to punch myself
in the face to let him win.

I don't get it.
I mean, if he's such a genius,

why does he get so nervous
around a bunch of investors?

Well, you spend two years
working on a satellite phone

that fits in your pocket and then
bet the company on it.

You'd be a little nervous, too,
I bet.

The prototype. I can't find it.
I don't know where I...

You mean this?

I don't know what I'd
do without you.

Fail miserably. I would.

Is that the, uh...

$20 million prototype, yes.

And you don't even get
to look at this bad boy

until after we close
the deal today.

Wow. They're like storm troopers.

Storm troopers
don't write checks.

All you've got to do is walk
in there,

show them how the phone works.

Right. And Suntech Digital
will be a new force

in global communications.
Let's knock them dead!

All right.

Whoa, whoa. Where do you think
you're going?

Into the room. With the people.

Wrong. That's the adult table
in there,

and you haven't earned
the privilege yet.

But I...I played air hockey
with him.

You need to go back to the office
and file the patent for the phone.

A patent? I don't know
how to file a patent.

Figure it out. Can't we do
that after... No.

And you keep talking,
I'm going to start billing you.

And my time runs $1,000 an hour.

"But isn't this our time, Mr Hand?"

I stand corrected.

Your "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
quote,

that proves you belong
at the adult table.

Right. That's a great movie,
and it spoke to a generation!

Hey. You busy?

OK. Have you ever
filed a patent before?

I just got back from
this meeting with Harvey,

and he wants me
to file this patent,

but I have no idea what
that paperwork looks like. So...

You know, any help in this arena
would be really...

MUFFLED: Did Harvey call you
and tell you to do that?

If it isn't the golden boy!

You're, uh, Harvey's project, right?

What's your name?
Mike. Mike Ross.

Gregory Boone. So what are you
doing here?

Weren't you signing some big deal
this afternoon downtown?

Well, evidently, I haven't earned
the privilege yet.

You get the adult table speech?

Instead of watching the deal close,
I get to file the patent.

Yeah, those suck.

Wait. You...You've done one
of these before?

Like, 100. Why?

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

Oh. It's OK. You don't have
to apologise.

I took care of it.

The patent claim? I negotiated
a deal to get it done.

What are you talking about?

Gregory. He agreed to file it
for me.

And all I have to do
is proof his Bainbridge briefs.

Ah. That explains why he said
to give you this.

And why he called you a sucker.

He called me a what, now?

Mike Ross, allow me to introduce
the Bainbridge briefs.

Which stack? All of them.

Wait a minute. Are these all...
Still printing? Yeah.

I give it about a half hour.

Oh. It's six printers,
23 pages a minute, 30 minutes.

That's 4,140 pages.

Plus all this.

Which means the next time
you negotiate a deal,

I would suggest you get
your facts straight.

Ugh!

I AM a sucker. Mm-hm.

When did that happen?

# See the money,
wanna stay for your meal

# Get another piece of pie
for your wife

# Everybody wanna know
how it feel

# Everybody wanna see
what it's like

# I'll even eat a bean pie,
I don't mind

# Me and missy is so early

# Busy, busy making money

# All right!

# All step back,
I'm 'bout to dance

# The greenback boogie! #

Nice of you to join us this morning.

For your information, Mr Sunshine,

I've been here all night proofing.
That belongs to... OK.

Where's my confirmation?
Your what?

The fact that you don't know
already concerns me.

Oh, you mean the patent thing?

The patent thing is
the only piece of paper

that's holding up our deal
from yesterday. Where is it?

On my desk.

Well, if it's not on mine
by the time I get back,

I'm going to feed you to Louis.
No problem.

Please tell me that you filed
that... Patent? No, not yet.

I gave it to you yesterday.

The same time I gave you
my Bainbridge briefs,

which you haven't finished.
I was here all night,

and I barely got through half. And
I was on hold for almost 11 minutes

before I gave up on your patent.
So what's your point?

Look. I swear I will
finish those filings.

But you have to give me
this patent confirmation

before Harvey gets back.
Sorry, Golden Boy.

A deal's a deal.

What do you think you're doing?

Uh, I'm proofing briefs.

Why? Is there a problem?

Yeah, there is.
That's Gregory's responsibility.

Why are you handling it?
Oh, I volunteered.

He didn't pawn it off on you?

No. No. I mean, he didn't even
want me to do it,

but I... You know, I had some
extra time, so I insisted.

Congratulations.

You've shown loyalty
to your fellow associates.

I know Gregory tricked you
into doing his work.

I wanted to see how you'd react
when pressed about it.

You held up. I respect that.

Thanks?

You see, but I don't understand
something, though.

If you didn't
know how to file a patent,

then why didn't you
just run to Harvey?

He was busy.

But you see, Mike,
that's why you come to see me.

Look, Mike, I know I can
come across a bit...

Look, Mike, I know I can
come across a bit...

..prickly.
MIKE LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY

But we're a team here.

That means I'm here to help.

OK. All right.

So, can you help me now?

I already have.

All right. Thank you, Louis.

Donna. Blue is your colour.
Is Harvey back?

No.

Can I put this on his desk? Yes.

Will you tell him
I put it there hours ago?

What time you want me to say?

11:00 am? Absolutely.

And then maybe I can use my access
to his bank accounts

to buy myself a house
in the Hamptons.

12:15? No.

You wanted to see me?

Sit down.

I looked through your work
on the Bainbridge briefs.

Spectacular.

You caught the discrepancies
between "listed assets"

and "potential assets."
That had a huge impact, Mike.

Yeah. I know. Millions. But anyone
would have caught that, right?

Um, out of the 50 associates
that are under my purview,

not one of them
would have caught that.

You just have this eye for detail,
Mike.

I mean, no wonder why Harvey
is so crazy about you.

It's amazing. I mean, I really,
really, seriously appreciate that.

Hey, thank you, Louis. That...

That's nice. You know that I pick
a pony out of the herd every year,

don't you? A pony? Oh, yeah.

Someone who shows potential.

Stamp my own little brand on him.

Mm.

Are you that pony, Mike?

I work for Harvey.

As you should. Good.

Well, listen, I have
some work to get to.

So, maybe we can, uh, meet
for lunch tomorrow at the club,

say 1:00 pm?
Uh, you know, tomorrow...

I know I just posed that
as a question,

but I really didn't mean
it that way.

Hey. What's up?

I just heard from Wyatt.

He got a response
from the patent office.

And?

It's been denied.

What?

Evidently,
there was a similar claim.

Wait. What do you mean?
Somebody beat us to it?

No, someone beat YOU to it.

They filed less than 24 hours ago,

which means you filed a day later
than you said you would.

I tried to tell you that I didn't
know how to do that.

And I told you to figure it out.
And I did and it got filed.

After you lied and said you'd
already followed through.

OK. What's going to happen now?

I suggest you get on the phone,
call the patent office,

and find out who beat us to it.

Then you're going to have Donna
find any judge who will listen

so we can get an injunction
and stop whoever it is

from launching their product first.
OK. Got it.

Now I've got to call Wyatt
and calm him down.

You think that's going to be
a walk in the park?

Hey. Harvey.

Did you tell him it was me?

Why would I do that?
I'm responsible for you.

It was me.

They signed the paperwork, Wyatt.
They can't pull out.

The patent dispute
is not an issue. OK?

No, they cut the check.
End of story.

I'm at court right now.
Let me call you back.

So, it's Velocity Data Solutions.

Did you serve them
with notice of the hearing?

They're a billion dollar company.

The bigger they are,
the harder they fall.

Did you not see
the sign outside?

Just putting it away, Your Honour.

It should already
be in your pocket.

But you were running late,
so perhaps that's why it wasn't.

Let the record show that Counsel
is fined $1,000

for failing to follow
the posted rules of the court.

Your Honour, I didn't mean to...
And for mouthing off.

Mouthing off?

Another outburst like that,
and you will be escorted out.

Wow.

Mr Salinger.

Your Honour,
this is a waste of your time.

The US Patent Office
is the only judicial body

that should be handling
this dispute.

Velocity Data Solutions
requests dismissal.

Your Honour. If I may?

This injunction request is...
Counsels, approach.

That's the exhibit filing?

Why wasn't I given
a courtesy copy?

Given the expedited nature
of this hearing, I assumed...

Hand it to me.
Hand it to me?

And I would have assumed that
a lawyer appearing before a judge

would come on time,
with his mouth shut,

and prepared
with a courtesy brief.

My apologies.

Request denied.

Court adjourned for the morning.

Better luck next time, Harvey.

From now on, I want him
when I go against you.

Wait here.

Your Honour? I have...
Send him in.

Counsellor?

You asked to see me.
You must have something to say.

Excluding friends, associates,
and the clients that I represent,

there are very few people that
I'm on a first-name basis with.

And I've never had anyone,
let alone a judge I've never met,

And I've never had anyone,
let alone a judge I've never met,

address me as Harvey in open court.

But if you're going to screw me,

I guess it's only fair that you
call me by name.

I could have you brought up on
review for talking to me like that.

Then we can get it
all on record. Get what?

Whatever it is that you seem to have
against me for no apparent reason.

I have a solid argument
for any reasonable judge

to grant my injunction.

So solid, it begs the question,
why do you have it in for me?

And I don't even
know YOUR first name.

Really? My wife never mentioned it?

Your wife?

The woman you had an affair
with last month?

Hey, wait.
What happened in there?

Donna. The address for that
fundraiser at the gallery

last month? I need you to text
it to me and clear my afternoon.

HE WHISTLES
Hey. Where are we going?

You're going back to the office

to file an interference claim
with the Patent Office.

OK. Wait. What's that?

It's how they determine
who wins these situations.

It's not always who filed first,
so we have a chance.

So why didn't we do that
in the first place?

Because it takes longer,
and I wanted to head Velocity off

at the pass.
Hey, where are you going?

To iron out a wrinkle.

If you're really interested,
come back tomorrow around 1:00.

The afternoon light really
makes this canvas come alive.

Pardon me. I was wondering,
would I get a discount

for being the guy you cheated
on your husband with?

LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
Can you excuse me for a second?

What are you doing here?

I had a hearing in front
of the judge this morning.

It didn't go very well.
Why did you lie to him?

I'm sorry.

I mean, I recall you being tipsy
that night,

but I'm finding it hard to believe
that your memory is so cloudy,

you forgot I sent
you home in a cab.

After humiliating me.

Well, I was a perfect gentleman.
Yes, exactly.

I fall all over myself
making a pass,

and you do the right thing
and send me home.

OK. I'm sorry you felt humiliated.

But I told you I don't sleep
with married women.

Right. The moral code.

No. It's too big
of a pain in the ass.

As evidenced by my experience
in court this morning.

What do you want from me, Harvey?
I need you to tell him the truth.

I can't. Yes, you can.

Why didn't you just tell him?
He's never going to believe me.

And what makes you think
he'll believe me?

Because he'd want to.

Our whole marriage, Donald's
only ever cared about one thing.

His sterling reputation.

Never overturned.

I was...

When he found out you and I had...

He changed.

Looked at me for the first time
again. Like I mattered.

I'm sorry. I can't tell him.

No, this is a request
from the applicant for...

Yes, but I have up
to a year before you...

Hello? No, I can't hold.
You ready?

I can't go to the club.
I have to do this for Harvey.

Yes, the person before you said
that I had to file the blue form.

No, no, no, no, no, no. We have
a court reserved in 30 minutes.

We have to go now. Yes, I'm trying
to file the oral hearing.

But what you people keep doing
is transferring. Hello?

Hello?

You work for me, too.

And that means
when Harvey is not here,

you've got to listen
to what I say, Mike.

Louis, this claim needs to be
filed today. Harvey's orders.

In that case...

Gregory?

I'm on your side, remember?
Watch this.

Yes. Hi. Patent interference claim?

Can you have it filed
before we get back?

Cool? Thanks. Let's go.

Just with a...
CLICKS FINGERS

Who's winning?

You need to warm up?
No, I'm good.

You serve first. Come on.
Show me what you've got.

Fifteen-love.

All right.
You want to play like that?

Let's do this thing.
Come on.

Oh! Wait. Wait.

Hey, Tom.

Game.

I mean, I've seen your pro shot,
man. You have really improved.

I'm not kidding. You know,
maybe you can play now.

Me and my associate
we're just starting up.

How about you two against me?
I'll just play...

Tom, seriously. I'll even...
I'll spot you three sets.

All right. I'll see you later, then.

Isn't that, uh...
That's Tom Keller.

Yeah. The Premiere Fantasy Sports
guy, right? That's him.

Yeah, I play that every year.

Yeah, you and five million
other fantasy footballers.

I mean, the guy generates
200 million per annum, right?

And he still uses his fraternity
brother as a general counsel.

I mean, someone with that many
assets just makes me sick.

OK. So, is it my serve?
Let's hit the showers.

But we...

Sorry, sir, but...
No introductions necessary.

We're on a first-name basis.

I brought you a present.
Yours to keep.

After you sign my injunction.

A pen? It's custom.

French. "Le Bic."

My earlier ruling wasn't clear
enough for you?

Crystal. But I didn't want
you to suffer for it.

You see, if you don't
sign my injunction,

there's going to be a lawsuit.

And when the next judge
sees all the facts,

he's going to overturn your ruling.
You may be right.

But by then, your clients
will have dumped you.

YOU may be right,
but that sterling reputation

that you value so highly?

Down the tubes.

Which would matter,
except for one thing.

I've decided to leave the bench.

Try my hand at litigation.

And I'm your last case.

Divorce will do that.

Make you want to change your life.

You filed for divorce?

Soon enough.

Perhaps we could discuss a little
quid pro quo before I do.

Perhaps we could discuss a little
quid pro quo before I do.

I'm listening.

You sign a document that says
you slept with my wife.

I'll give you your injunction.

And why would you
want me to do that?

To prevent her from taking me
for half of everything I own.

So, what you're saying is,
you'd like to blackmail me.

I'm saying we could both benefit.

And since you're the one who
screwed me, I'd say you owe me one.

TELEPHONE RINGS

Harvey Specter.

What are you hiding
from me, Harvey?

Wyatt. Do you remember six months
ago when you got all nervous

and thought everything
was falling apart?

Yeah. Yeah, but this
is a little different.

'That's what you said then.
And a year ago and 18 months ago.'

And we agreed that when this
happens again,

I'll remind you of those times

'and I'll hang up.'

OK. Harvey... Trust me,
it's for your own good.

Harvey, please don't hang up...

Hey, Tom. You just missed
a great game. We were, uh...

We were just...
I was beating him.

You know, ten years ago,
before these dot-com millionaires,

there were men of substance
in this club.

You know, men who understood
how business gets done.

Well, maybe he's just not
interested in talking business

while he's in a towel.

Mike, he's not interested because
he doesn't think I'm cool.

And he's a pot-head who thinks that
anybody who doesn't smoke is a nerd.

I mean...

So I treat my body
like a temple.

Does that make me uncool?
I don't think so.

No.

But on the other hand,
you kind of seem his type.

Why do you say that?
Because you're young.

And you think of yourself as hip.

Whatever, I guess.

You know, I'm sure you enjoy
the occasional bong hit.

No. No. I don't smoke.

HE LAUGHS

I mean, that's just a little
strange. Why is it strange?

I mean, because, you know,
the drug test that you took...

Well, that I made you take,
would indicate otherwise.

You're not going to dispute it now,
are you?

Relax, Mike.

Relax.
I'm not offended.

I'm not even surprised.
Matter of fact, in this instance,

we could use
this to our advantage.

What are you talking about, Louis?
I'm just saying.

You know, back in the day,
to woo a client,

you would take them to dinner.
You would buy them a drink.

But that's not going to work
with Tom.

Not in a million years.
Not with me, anyway.

But if someone of his generation
who shares the same proclivities...

Are you saying you want me
to smoke pot with him?

I'm saying you can help me land him
as a client.

That's the only reason I'm here,
isn't it?

No, Mike. Stop.
Just stop, OK?

I assure you, no-one was more
disappointed than me

when I found out the results
of your drug test. OK?

But then, I had to say to myself,
"Louis, do what you do.

"Make lemonade."

And if I don't?

You're a smart kid.

And I really want
to see you succeed.

Ball's in your court.

Hey, Tom. I was just going to
tell you I wanted...

Dude creeps me out, man.

And he never wears a towel. Ever.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Hey, uh, I know you must hear this
all the time, but...

Totally addicted
to your website, man.

All right. Who placed sixth
in passing yards last year?

Carson Palmer.

3,970. How many sacks
did James Hall have?

11?

Uh-uh. Ten-and-a-half.

Yeah, I know. I rounded up.

Well, your league doesn't, or I'd
have come in better than 20th.

Well, your league doesn't, or I'd
have come in better than 20th.

You're Ross' Raiders.
Right?

Yeah. Mike Ross. Tom Keller.

Yeah. Good to meet you.

Congratulations, man. You've got
a nice little team there.

No, if Roethlisberger
hadn't let you down,

you would have been top ten
for sure. I'm telling you.

Yeah, well, that's what happens
when you get high before the draft,

right? You get high?

BELL DINGS

BELL DINGS

BELL DINGS REPEATEDLY

How's it going with Harvey?

Me?

Uh, it's...

You know, it's good.
I'm learning.

A lot of learning.

Bye.

What's black and white and going
to cost you dearly?

Whoa.

Took me all morning to file this,
Golden Boy.

You owe me.
And I won't forget it.

Oh, God. Thank you.

You smell papery.

Wyatt, it doesn't happen
immediately.

The paperwork is coming.

Don't worry about it, OK?

Boom! There you go.
Look at that.

Wyatt, let me call you back. OK?

Five minutes. Bye.

What's this?

What is this? That's confirmation
of the interference claim,

which I proofed. Up top.

What, you think you're working
in a fraternity?

You don't barge in here
when I'm on the phone.

And why are you so flush?

Why am I so what?

Your face is red. Looks like
you've been in the sun.

Um, yeah, I, uh...

This morning, Louis, uh,
took me to the tennis club.

He didn't give you the speech
about the ponies, did he?

Oh, my God.

How he likes to cut
one from the herd?

The ponies!

Was he wearing the headband?

You know about the headband?
With the...

Oh, my God. Are you kidding
me with that guy?

Hey. If you guys were playing
tennis all morning,

how did you have
time to file this?

Uh...

He... It was...
This morning, actually,

I was on the phone with them,
uh, and Louis helped me.

Look at me.

And he did this snapping thing,
and Gregory... Look at me.

You're high.

Get out.

Harvey, you don't understand.
Louis... Out.

Donna?

Get Wyatt back on the line?

What are you doing in here?

It's the ladies' room.

I'm sorry.

Can you do me a favour?
Can we, um...

Can we just keep this
our little secret?

Why are your eyes so red?
TOILET FLUSHES

I need some air.

You took Mike Ross on a field trip
today? Yeah.

Aside from subjecting him to you
in a towel, what happened?

Well, I beat him in straight sets,
if that's what you're getting at.

Don't play dumb, Louis.
Tell me what you did to him.

What are you, jealous?
Harvey, come on.

The kid is starving for a mentor.
Someone to give him some advice.

So, maybe if you
just took the time...

I'm telling you right now.
You try to move in on him...

Harvey, where is this coming from?
Harvey, I've got the outside council

for Velocity on the line.
Put him through.

What happened after you smoked
with that guy?

I just got paranoid.
I felt bad for lying to him.

And I...

I told him that Louis
put me up to it

and that he couldn't trust him.
So what did he say?

He said that Louis gave him
the creeps, anyway.

And he was never
going to hire him.

OK. You have to tell Harvey.

I tried. He wasn't listening.

So then go home
and tell him tomorrow.

God, you should have seen his face.
We had a deal.

What deal?

Thanks for hearing me out.

No, what are you talking about?
What deal?

It's nothing. I just promised
that I wouldn't...

..do anything stupid and let him
down. And I did.

Wait. You let him down?

No. The way I see it,
he let you down.

What? He's got to know
what Louis is capable of.

So if he didn't listen
to what happened,

it's cos he didn't want to.
Mike, you need to tell him.

I don't know how often
you've come across Harvey,

but he's not exactly
the listening type.

Right. But he's also the first
person that would tell you

never to take no for an answer.
From anyone.

'Harvey, how are you doing
this fine day?'

I'm ready to hear your
settlement offer, George.

Cutting to the chase.
I like that.

'What's the number?'

Ten million.

That's half what we spent
developing the prototype.

'And 10 million more than you'll
get, the way the wind is blowing.'

'Yeah, well, winds can change.'

'You and I both know the injunction
will get overturned on appeal.'

I don't know anything of the kind.

Then why are you calling
with an offer at all?

'15.
That's as high as I'll go.'

OK, I'm hanging up now.
20 million. That's it.

'The offer's good or 24 hours.'

And I'm sure I don't
have to remind you

that you're legally required
to present this to your client.

Is he free? Not for you.

How much did he tell you?

He didn't have to tell me.
I read it on his face.

You hurt him.
Maybe he did the same to me.

Get in there.

And be careful.

Harvey.

We talked about this, right?
Barging into my office?

I'm not leaving
until you hear me out.

You want to bet?
You owe it to me.

Oh, I owe it to you.
Yeah.

Look, this is not my fault,
all right? Louis made me do it.

Louis did. Right.
He put a gun to your head,

made you smoke pot. Yeah, he did.

He pulled out the drug test,
which I failed, by the way.

And then he told me that
if I didn't smoke pot

to help him land this new client,
that he'd fire me.

It's not so different than asking
someone out for drinks, is it?

You and I had a deal. I'm sorry.

And if next time Louis asks you
to do something

that I told you not to do,
what then?

I told you that I did not have
a choice.

Oh, because he had a gun to your
head. Yes!

And what are your choices if someone
puts a gun to your head?

What are you talking about?

You do what they say,
or they shoot you. Wrong.

You take the gun.
Or you pull out a bigger one.

Or you call their bluff.

Or you do any one
of 146 other things.

If you can't think for yourself,
maybe you aren't cut out for this.

No. I can and I am.
Look, I did what I had to do.

I made the best
out of a bad situation.

Which is what I am good at.

Which is what you hired me to do
in the first place.

Yeah, I hired you,
and I expect your loyalty.

So if Louis asks you to do
something like that,

you come to me first.

Oh, right.
Like when I came to you

and, uh, you told me that I couldn't
sit at the adult table.

Right, I remember that. Or...

Or when you told me to go file
the patent by myself. Like that?

Excuse me?

You know what? Maybe it's time you
showed me some loyalty.

Do you know how long it was before
I got to sit at the adult table?

It was when I brought in
my first client.

Which I don't recall you
having done.

And when you screwed up
that patent and

Wyatt went apeshit on me,
I didn't put that on you.

I took it on myself.

Because that's my job.

And it's your job to do what I
say when I say it.

So if you're talking about loyalty,

you better goddamn earn it.

You're right.

I said I'm sorry, and I meant it.

Harvey.

I want you to trust...
I need you to trust me. OK?

And I will work as hard as I can,

as long as it takes,
to make that happen.

I mean, you...you don't even
have to pay me, all right?

I'll work for free.

For free.

Well, I meant... Not forever.

Just, like, as a probationary
thing. But...

Donna, tell Wyatt I'm on my
way over.

Do you never have to press a
button on that thing? Got it.

And Jessica wants to see Mike in her
office right now.

Louis told me what you did
at the club.

I bet he didn't tell you
the whole story.

He told me enough to impress me.

New business is hard.

People will promise you the world.

But until they sign that
engagement letter,

it means nothing.

Now, I don't know what you told
Tom Keller,

but bringing a client in
at your age,

that reminds me of Harvey.

Jessica. Before we get started,
there's something in the retainer

that Tom pointed out.

It's not a big deal, really.
We were just...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Like I said, we're here to
make you happy.

Right?

I thought you wanted nothing
to do with him.

I didn't. But then,
I thought about it.

He might not be a very good person,
but a little deviousness

is the sort of thing you
look for in a good lawyer.

I mean, the other guy I was with,
he was too nice.

We were buddies. We went to
school together.

It's time I grew up. You know,
got a real shark.

Well, I had no intention of being
that way to get your business.

That's exactly why I insisted that
you be my point man.

I want someone being devious for me,
not to me.

SCOFFS

What?

It's just...Louis never would have
told Jessica that I existed,

let alone that I helped him,
if you hadn't done that.

Hey, the way I see it,

the three of us stick together,
we'll make a pretty good team.

You know, I've got a better idea.

$20 million?

They claim it's their final offer.

That's what it cost to make
the prototype.

Not to mention my entire savings
and two years of my life.

Wyatt.

They know we're stalled
on our injunction.

Which means, to them, they're
giving you a fair price

as an insurance policy
against the risk

of possibly losing
the interference claim.

I don't care what it is to them.

It's not fair.

Well, fair or not,
it's their final offer.

You think I should take it?

I think you should tell them to
shove it up their ass.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm terribly
sorry but we have a problem.

What problem?

We came down here because you
led us to believe

that your client was ready to
accept our settlement agreement.

And I thought he would.

Look, I took him the offer.

I presented it to him and
recommended that he take it.

In fact, I urged him to take it.
You know what he told me to do?

He told me to tell you to
shove it up your ass.

Now, I know you didn't have me
come all the way down here

just to tell me that.

You're right.
That's not all Wyatt said.

He said, rather than spending
years fighting this out in court,

in 48 hours, he's going to
put this online.

It's a little rough,
but you get the idea.

What are you showing us?
Is this a website?

Available at the Suntech
domain name.

All the design plans and
calculations have been uploaded.

Is this online now? It can be.

Which means the whole world will
have access to my designs.

There will be ten knock-offs
of that phone

before you can catch a cab back
to your headquarters.

We could file an injunction.

Not before tomorrow.

And once that technology is
out there,

good luck putting that genie
back in the bottle.

Well, then we'll sue.

But my client won't have any money.

What he will have is credit for
the initial design.

Which, after he incorporates
under a different name,

will be worth a hell
of a lot more money

than the $20 million
that you're offering.

And you're saying that this was all
your client's idea.

Yes.

That's what I'm saying.

That's good. I think so, too.

But, uh... I'll see you tomorrow.

Goodnight.

Thought you weren't coming.

I had to settle a case first.

You have the paperwork
we talked about?

What is this?

It's a copy of the judicial
conduct codes.

A friend of mine works at the
Attorney General's office.

He gave it to me. We had a
nice chat about you.

I told him if you were willing
to blackmail someone once,

chances are, you've done it before.

He's very anxious to meet you.

You think you can get away with
screwing my wife

and then have me investigated?

You actually have it
the wrong way around.

The only thing I've done so far
is have you investigated.

What?

I never actually slept with Lauren.

But I knew you'd never believe me
so I kept my mouth shut.

But now that she's getting a
divorce,

my policy no longer applies.

And, of course, she's free to date
whoever she pleases.

And she pleases me.

Enjoy your evening, Donald.

I always heard about this place.

Which room is Hoffa buried in?

MIKE LAUGHS
Not sure.

But the Ark of the Covenant
is just down the hall on the left.

When you're finished down here,
I'd like you to come upstairs

and start putting together
a settlement memorandum.

They went for it?

Thanks to your idea.

Well, I mean,
it wasn't really my idea.

They're settling for 400 million.

OK. Yeah, that was my idea.

So, does this mean
I get to keep my job?

I want to talk to you about that.
Before you do, Harvey...

Do we have to have a conversation
about how you keep interrupting me?

CLEARS THROAT

Look. Sometimes, when someone
pulls a gun on you,

instead of bullets,
it's filled with blanks.

What's this?

It's a copy of your
drug test results.

But this says I passed.

You did.

Louis showed me a fake?

I'm going to go have
a talk with him.

You know what? Why don't you
let me do it?

You think you're ready
for the adult table?

Well, didn't you hear?
I just landed my first client.

Why do you think I'm showing
you this now

and not going straight to Louis?

Go easy on him.

No.

Good boy.

You lied.

That other drug test
you showed me was a fake.

How did you figure that out?

Someone once told me
I have an eye for detail

when it comes to important
paperwork.

Well, maybe you're not as good as
you think you are,

or you would have caught it sooner.

OK. So this was all
some sort of test?

You blackmail me, you
jeopardise my job... Mike, stop.

Stop. We all came out
ahead, didn't we?

That new client is going to
bring us millions.

Jessica knows your name now.
It's a win-win.

You're right. She does know my name.

Which is why she'll listen when
I tell her exactly what happened.

OK. But before you do that,

it is that time again, isn't it?

What time?

Pee in a cup time.

SCOFFS

And now you know I'd fail.

Of course, you can run to Mommy,
tell her your story

and take your chances.
Or you can take the test

and trust that I'll keep it to
myself as my way of thanking you.

Oh, you know, I actually
did some reading

of the Pearson Hardman
drug policy, as well.

It turns out that you have to wait
three months

before you can request
another drug test.

It's a little detail you might have
missed. So, drink up.

Oh, and, uh, I spoke to Tom Keller.

He says that he feels
he'd be best served

with the combination
of me and Harvey.

I think you'll get that call
in the morning.