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THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

Gerald Tate's here. He wants to know
what's happening to his deal.

Go get Harvey.

Trust me, I can handle Gerald Tate.

I'm sorry, you say the bet's to me?

Harvey, when are you going to leave
Pearson, work for a man?

I'll leave Jessica any time
you want.

You just have to formally ask.

And then, after that, why don't you
formally ask Santa Claus to bring
you a pony?

Cos I'm not leaving Jessica.

I check.

Raise. 5,000.

I'm all in.

BLACKBERRY BEEPS

You can pay me later.
I've got to go.

Gentlemen.

I'm paying you millions

and you're telling me I'm going
to get screwed?!

Jessica, have I come at a bad time?

Gerald, this is Harvey Specter.

He's our best closer.
Well, if you're the best closer,

where the hell have you been for the
last three hours?

Well, Gerald, I specialise
in troubled situations,

and when I left here at 7pm,
this deal wasn't in jeopardy,

so I'm just trying to figure out
what happened in the interim.

We keep offering more money. They
keep rejecting it. It's last-minute
bad faith bullshit.

It says here that Cooper
won't be staying on as honorary
Vice President.

That's right. I don't
want him around.

He wouldn't be around.
It's an honorary position.

I don't give a shit.

Well, I think you do, because that's
what's changed since I left,

which means it's you
who's been dealing in bad faith.

Well, now that you've got
a grasp on what's happened in the
goddamn interim,

what are you going to do about it?
Because he's not getting that title.

Well, let me make sure I understand
this, OK?

We negotiated a deal that gave
you everything you wanted.

Mr Cooper signed it.

And now you won't close
until we take away the last shred of
his dignity?

Bingo. Well, that's not going
to happen.

And why the hell not?

Because I like Mr Cooper and my firm
doesn't operate in bad faith.

Oh, I see how it is.

Instead of working Cooper,
you're working me.

Well, why don't you take your
pansy attitude back in there

and make him sign my deal?

Or I'll pay someone else
your money to do it for me.

First of all, Gerald, if you think
anyone is going to touch this deal

after your bad faith,
you're mistaken.

Second, the way our agreement works
is the minute Cooper signed the deal

which gave you everything you
wanted, our fee was due and payable,

which is why, at 7:30, I received
confirmation of a wire transfer

from escrow indicating
payment in full.

So I'd say the ball's in your court,

but the truth is your balls are
in my fist.

Now, I apologise if that image is
too pansy for you,

but I'm comfortable enough with
my manhood to put it out there.

Now, get your ass in there
and close the goddamn deal.

You going to let him talk to me
like this?

Harvey speaks for the firm.

SHE CLEARS THROAT

We got paid before Gerald
signed the deal?

What are you talking about?
This is a memo about some fire drill
on Tuesday.

Ah. You're the blue team captain.
You get to wear a fire hat.

HE YAWNS

Time's up. Pencils down.

Excuse me, do I know you
from somewhere?

No, I don't think so. I've got a
pretty good memory for faces.

Mm-hm.

So do I.

Oops. Sorry.

I've got it.

Hey.

Hey! Stop! You in the cap!

Hey...

Hey, get back here!

Come on, man.

KNOCKING ON DOOR

What did you get me?

What I said I was going to get you,
a 158.

I-I told you I wanted a 175.

And I told you only one out of
100 people can score that.

You're a B- student.
You got 1000 on your SATs.

If I get you a 175,
they'll know you cheated.

So only a genius loser
can get a 175?

Actually, no, I would get a 180.

Now, can I have my money, please?

Whoa. This is only half.

Then why don't you go call
the police?

MUSIC: Not Just A Girl
by She Wants Revenge

HE EXHALES SHARPLY

I've got to get my shit together.

That's the best cheeseburger
I've had in my life.

It's from Monday, Trevor.

Look, man, I'm serious. I almost got
caught today.

I've got to stop getting stoned.
I've got to get my act together.

Dude, look at me. You can burn bud
and still be a success.

You sell pot for a living.

It still saps the motivation.

All I'm saying is, you want in,
you are in.

You know, that is
word for word your offer

before I got caught cheating on your
maths test in the third grade.

Goddamn memory. Stop.

Look, no-one's going to suspect
you're a dealer.

I mean, look at me. This is
a $2,000 suit, Mike.

I've got, like, 12 of them.

I take on real software projects.

I have clients who bring me
briefcases filled with cash,

and I hand them identical briefcases
with vacuum-sealed bud.

I'm telling you, man -
hide in plain sight.

OK, so what do you need me for?

Well, I have a client coming in
from out of town

and I can't meet him,

and I need someone I can trust
to make the drop.

It's totally safe.

Come on, help a brother out.

Trevor, a person is more likely
to die while dealing drugs

than they would be on death row.

In Texas. Wait, what are you
talking about?

It's from Freakonomics. Do you read
anything that I give you?

It doesn't matter, because you have
to find somebody else.

I'm not interested.
DOOR OPENS

Not interested in what?

What are you doing here? You said
you were going to stay

at your place tonight. "Hi, sweetie.

"What a pleasant surprise.
I'm so glad you stopped by."

No, we're in the middle
of something.

What are you in the middle of?

Trevor's trying to set me up.

That's terrific.
Uh, who's the...the lucky girl?

I'm trying to get him
to work for me.

That's a great idea. It will take
some stress off Trevor,

and you'll pick up writing code
like you do everything else.

All right. I've got to go. I've got
to get up early

to see my grandmother and pay them
another month.

Oh, ooh... Uh, ah.
SHE CHUCKLES

Goodnight. Bye.

How did you know Gerald wouldn't
look at that memo?

Cos a charging bull always looks
at the red cape,

not at the man with the sword.

By the way, I've set up a meeting
for you and John Dockery next week.

Dockery? He's Skadden's
biggest client.

Not any more. He's looking around.

He wants us to assess
where he's vulnerable to a takeover.

Plays tennis. I want you
to close him.

Consider it done.

Then you are officially dismissed
for the evening.

Cheers. Well, you two seem to be
celebrating something.

Mm-hm. We are.

In fact, you are looking at the best
closer this city has ever seen.

Closer, huh? Baseball?

Attorney. I close situations.

Hmm. So you only care about money.

The truth is, I do it
for the children.

SHE CHUCKLES

I'm Lisa.

Harvey.

Lisa, I don't normally do this,
but since we are celebrating,

what time do you get off tonight?

Glad you asked.

I get off at ten past.

I'm never going out with you.

I guess, um, you're not the best
closer this city's ever seen.

ALARM BLARES

ALARM STOPS

Morning.

Lisa, this was lovely,
but I'm afraid it's time to go.

Aw, can't we hang out?
I could make you breakfast.

I hate to miss a workout,

and I really need to be in
the office by 7:30.

Hmm, that's too bad,

cos I was kind of thinking maybe...

..you could eat it off my stomach.

I guess if I skip the gym,
I can still get in by 9:00.

SHE GIGGLES

I hear someone's
not taking their pills.

Because they're trying to poison me.

Grammy, that's crazy.

Dr Shrager gave me her word she
wouldn't poison you until January.

If she does it before then,
she can't count it towards next
year's quota.

SHE CHUCKLES

Oh. What did I teach you?

HE IMITATES EXPLOSION
SHE LAUGHS

Michael, I'm not going to be
around forever,

and I want you to stop
with that...stuff.

What stuff?

I may be old,
but I'm not an idiot.

I know life has been hard for you,
but you're not a kid any more,

and I want you to promise
you're going to start living up to
your potential.

I promise.

I'm not saying that I haven't been
charmed by Harvey,

but it's just so patronising when
you say that he can handle

those things and, "Louis, you can
only handle this."

Jessica, I could have handled
Gerald Tate.

And I told you I disagree.
Why? Because...

Because when you put two bullies
in the same room together,

things generally don't go so well.

It's 9:30. Nice of you
to show up two hours after we open
for business.

And I see that you're also trying
to look like a pimp.

My bad, Louis. I was out late
last night.

And when I woke up, this is the
suit your wife picked out for me.

And that would be funny if
I'd actually been married.

Moving along. You're not married?

Recruiting. Harvey, your interviews
are set up for tomorrow.

What? Why don't we just hire the
Harvard summer associate douche?

I think if you listen to
the phrasing of that question,

you'll come up with an answer. We
need people who think on their feet,

not another clone with a rod up
his ass.

Harvey, the fact that we only hire
from Harvard gives us a cachet

that's a little more valuable
than hiring a kid from Rutgers.

You went to Harvard Law.

I'm an exception.

Find me another one.

Can we please skip the recruiting?
I work better alone, anyway.

Well, I would, Harvey, except all
senior partners get an associate.

It's just a rule.

I'm sorry. What?

Jessica, I deserve that promotion.
My billables destroy his.

And I'm here night and day
doing whatever's needed,

instead of swanning in and out of
here whenever I please.

I must admit, he does make me sound
very swan-like.

Harvey, shut up.

Louis, this is how it is.

All right?
Now, you two make nice.

Louis, I apologise.
I was out of line.

Now, if you'll just let me text
your pretend wife

that I just made
senior partner, I...

What? Too far?

Oh, come on, she doesn't even exist!

How was that nice?

It's not mean. Louis, come on!

Louis! Just messing around
with you.

Your grandmother's getting worse.
I need to move her to full care,

or I'll have to transfer her to
a state facility.

I won't put her in a state facility.

Then I'm afraid you'll have to come
up with 25,000.

HE SIGHS

Then I will.

Trevor, I'm in.

One-time deal. I want 25.
Take it or leave it.

I'll take it. There's a briefcase
in my room.

Pick it up tomorrow. Take it to
room 2412, the Chilton Hotel on
Park Avenue.

But you can't go to a luxury hotel
looking like a delivery guy,

so shave, comb your hair,
buy a suit.

That's a hell of a lot to ask, man.
Well, I'm not asking you.

I'm paying you $25,000.

OK.

You know, because all the jackets
have like little...

Donna. Clear my schedule tomorrow.

You and I are hiring
a new associate.

Done. Tell me, does this suit make
me look like a pimp?

Yeah, little bit.

Yeah. He's in. I'll take it.

Good.

I'm going to go take a piss.

HE SIGHS
Key...

In 24 hours, we'll know if
this new buyer is a cop.

Why didn't you tell Trevor he might
be sending his guy into a set-up?

Same reason why I don't tell Gina
I'm banging her sister.

THEY LAUGH
It'll only cause trouble.

What's up?

I... I'm just going to take off.

I don't think you should.

Why don't you stay with us
till tomorrow?

Now, give me your cellphone.

Give me your phone.
Yeah, all right.

And don't even think
about warning your boy,

cos if these guys are cops,

whoever's holding that weed is
going to jail for a long time.

DOOR OPENS

Hey. Hey. God, you scared the hell
out of me.

Sorry.

Look at you!

You look great. Thanks.

Tell me you decided
to work with Trevor.

Um, trial basis, yeah.

Good. What are you doing here?

My mom's coming by my place later
and I don't want to mess it up,

so I'm hanging here.

That's not so bad.
That's not the ridiculous part.

After I finish scouring the place
for her visit,

I sprinkle a teeny bit of
crumbs around.

I've got to go.

Hey. Come here.

HE GRUMBLES

You want to look perfect
on your first day.

Yeah.

I've got to go.

Mm-hm.

Great, thanks. OK.

Donna, we're going to need
to streamline this.

Give each guy a hard time
before you send them back.

Give me a wink if they say
something clever. Cool?

OK. What are you looking for?

Another me.

Got it - arrogant,
self-absorbed blowhard,

thinks he's the smartest one
in the room.

That's why I love you - you get me!

JESSICA: The point is, I can see
myself stepping down

as managing partner in ten years.

I will have accomplished everything
that I wanted

and then still be young enough
to start an entirely new chapter.

It seems like it's only been
ten minutes

since I handed the reins to you.
Well, it hasn't.

And time just moves a lot
faster when you're 160.

Yeah, but how good do I look?

SHE CHUCKLES

What's going on with you?

Oh...

Philip, how did you know
I was your successor?

My gut.

See, I was afraid
you were going to say that.

My gut tells me it's Harvey.

My heart says he's not ready.
What's the problem?

He's the problem.

If the leader of a firm doesn't care
about the people who work for him,

there's not going to be much
of a firm left to lead.

So what are you going to do
about it?

What would you do about it?

The man's missing compassion?
Mm-hm.

I'd shove it down his throat.

Smoked salmon?

HE EXHALES

So...Chip, what makes you think
that I'm going to let

the whitest man that I have ever
seen interview for our firm?

Um... Because I have an appointment.

Hmm.

Thanks.

SHE MOUTHS

HE BREATHES RAGGEDLY

You can do this.

Why is the pool closed?

I don't know. I didn't know it was.

ELEVATOR DINGS

Kid, what is wrong with you?
You look like you're 11 years old.

I was late to puberty.

OK.

Thank you.

Harvey Specter.

LOCK BEEPING

Hurry it up. Come on.

Um, excuse me. I was thinking about
going for a swim.

Are the pool facilities here nice?

Of course, sir.
This is the Chilton Hotel.

Best in the city.

Why is the pool closed?

And, um, do you have the time?

It's, um...

..10:00.

Thanks.

WHISPERING: He saw your gun.
Oh, you think that's him?

Matches the description.
But he didn't go in the room.

It's 10:00 exactly.
He's just walking by.

Go after him. Stay on the radio.

Rick Sorkin?

Rick Sorkin.

HE COUGHS

Rick Sorkin?

Excuse me, Mr Sorkin,
you are five minutes late.

Is there a reason
why I should let you in?

Look, um... Look, I'm just trying
to ditch the cops, OK?

I-I don't really care
if you let me in or not.

Mr Specter will be right with you.

What?

Can I get you anything?
A coffee or a bottle of water?

Hi. Um...Rick Sorkin.
Harvey Specter. Nice to meet you.

Why don't you have a seat here?

Whoa. What's this?

Can I help you?

No.

Excuse me, Mr Tate.
Who are you?

My name's Louis Litt.
I work for Pearson Hardman.

I have some information that I think
will lead you to the conclusion

that you're better served at Pearson
with me as your lead counsel.

I'm listening.

How the hell did you know
they were the police?

I read this novel
in elementary school.

Cops are staking out a hotel.
One of them dresses as a bellhop,

the other is a man in a suit,
and it was the exact same thing.

You read a novel
in elementary school?

What? I like to read.

And why did you ask them
what time it was?

Um, throw 'em off. I mean, what kind
of drug dealer asks a cop

what time it is when he's got
a briefcase full of pot, right?

We should hire you.

Jesus, I'd give you the 25 grand
as a signing bonus.

I'll take it.

Unfortunately, we only
hire from Harvard,

and you not only did not go
to Harvard Law School,

you haven't even
gone to any law school.

What if I told you
that I consume knowledge

like no-one you've ever met
and I've actually passed the bar?

I'd say you're full of crap.

That's a Barbri Legal Handbook
right there, right?

Open it up. Read me something.

Anything.

"Civil liability associated
with agency is based on several
factors, including..."

Including the deviation
of the agent from his path,

the reasonable inference of agency
on behalf of the plaintiff,

and the nature of
the damages themselves.

How did you know that?

I learned it when I studied
for the bar.

OK, hotshot,

fire up this laptop.

I'm going to show you
what a Harvard attorney can do.

Pick a topic.

Stock option backdating.

Although backdating options
is legal,

violations arise related to
disclosures under IRC, Section 409A.

violations arise related to
disclosures under IRC, Section 409A.

You forgot
about Sarbanes-Oxley.

The statute of limitations renders
Sarbanes-Oxley moot post-2007.

Well, not if you can find actions
to cover up the violation,

as established in
the Sixth Circuit, May 2008.

That's impressive, but you're
sitting at a computer.

Playing Hearts.

Sorry, if you want to beat me,
you're going to have to do it at
something else.

How can you know all that?

I told you. I like to read.

And once I read something,
I understand it.

And once I understand it,
I never forget it.

Why take the bar?

This dickhead bet me I couldn't pass
it without going to law school.

OK, look. This is all pretty
fascinating stuff,

but I'm afraid I've got to get back
to work.

I'll make sure that Serpico
isn't around waiting for you.

If you want this job so much, why
didn't you just go to law school?

When I was in college, it was my
dream to be a lawyer.

I needed some money

and Trevor convinced me to memorise
this maths test and sell it.

Turns out we sold it
to the dean's daughter.

I lost my scholarship,
I got kicked out of school, I...

HE SIGHS
I got knocked into a different life.

And I have been wishing for a way
back ever since.

Let me tell you something.

This isn't elementary school.

This is hard work.
Long hours. High pressure.

I need a grown goddamn man.

You give me this, and I will work
as hard as it takes to school

those Harvard douches and become
the best lawyer you have ever seen.

I'm inclined to give you a shot but
what if I decide to go another way?

I'd say that's fair.

Sometimes I like to hang out
with people who aren't that bright.

You know, just to see how the other
half lives.

Move over.

I'm emailing the firm
we've just found our next associate.

All right. You're going to start
a week from Monday.

Here's what you're going to do.
First, no more pot. We drug test.

Stop smoking now, you'll be fine. I
assume that's all the drugs you do.

How did you know that?

You read books, I read people,
and pot-heads smoke pot. That's what
they do.

That's not all I do. I have
interests. You're Albert frigging
Einstein and you couldn't manage

to get into law school? You think
that's not from smoking weed?
Trevor got...

That's another thing. You're never
going to talk to Trevor again.

You're going to ditch that briefcase
and you're going to get on a plane
to Harvard

and you're going to learn
everything there is about going
to law school there.

Did you buy that suit? Yeah.
Let's buy some new ones.

Hi. Um, how do I sign up
for today's law school tour?

You go back in time six weeks,
because that's when it booked up.

Um...

This is Harvard Law.

We get over 7,000
applications a year.

You think you can just
walk in and take a tour?

Thank you.

Uh, Eduardo Fernandez,

who first of all looks like he works
at the public pool or something,

and he comes up to me the other day

and I completely know he's a
freshman. He looks at me

and he goes, "Where's the Public
Health School?"

Which is right around the corner.
You know what I tell him?

Clifford Watkins?
Excuse me.

Can I help you?

Jonathan Atwater. I work for Dean
Wormer in the admissions office.

Yes, of course.
What can I do for you?

The Dean personally sent me down
here to invite you

to a small cocktail hour for some
of our, um...

..more realistic candidates.

And we'd like to keep this sort of
thing discreet,

so if you'd subtly
hand me your name tag,

you can proceed directly
to the Dean's office.

Congratulations.

Harvard Law is the oldest law school
in the country

and boasts the most successful
graduates in the world.

Currently, we are six of nine
Supreme Court justices,

and, of course, the President
of the United States.

MUSIC: Changing
by The Airborne Toxic Event

Er...hi. Good morning. I'm here...

Have a seat.

Thank you.

Mike Ross?

Hi. I'm Rachel Zane.

I'll be giving you your orientation.

Wow, you're pretty.

Good. You've hit on me.

We can get it out of the way that I
am not interested.

No. I'm sorry. I-I wasn't hitting on
you. Trust me. I've given dozens

of these, and, without fail,
whatever new hotshot it is

thinks that because I'm just a
paralegal that I will somehow

be blown away
by his dazzling degree.

Let me assure you, I won't.

I was. Mm-hm.

I was hitting on you.
You were.

Take notes. I'm not going
to repeat myself.

UNDER BREATH: I love you.

Each bank of offices specialises
in its own arena of the law

and is anchored by a
department head on either end.

So on our left,
mergers and acquisitions.

On the opposite side,
high-net-worth divorce.

Nice, mergers across from divorce -

symmetry.
HE CHUCKLES

HE CLEARS THROAT
Yeah, I should just listen.

The firm operates on a chain
of command model.

Harvey's your commanding officer.

However, Louis Litt, he oversees
all associates, so you'll also
answer to him.

What do you think about Harvey?

People are in awe of him. They say
he's the best closer there is,

but I have very little contact
with him, so I don't know.

What about Louis Litt?

Let's continue with your tour.

Hey, Becky. You are glowing.

I wonder why that is. Oh, yeah. It's
the day they announce my promotion.

Jimmy, have you lost weight?

Steve-o! Hey, Harvey.

Excuse me. Why are you scratching
off the "Senior" off my door?

I got a work order to take it off.
Who issued the work order?

My supervisor. Why did he issue
the work order?

If I knew that,
I'd be his supervisor.

You seem to be enjoying yourself.

I haven't enjoyed myself since 2004.

Donna?

Someone's trying to have a little
fun with me here.

Jessica wants to see you in
her office.

Now.

And finally, this is where
you'll live.

HE CHUCKLES
Wow.

I gave you that for a reason.
You haven't taken one note.
That's because...

Because you were too busy ogling me
to listen to a word I've said?

Partners' offices anchor the wings.

Fifth floor is research.
Sixth is security.

All work gets billed, even if it's
finding an address.

I answer to Harvey
and Louis Litt,

and judging by the way you responded
to my questions,

I should admire Harvey
and I should fear Louis.

You have been here for five years
and just because I outrank you

does not mean I have the authority
to command your services.

Oh. It's also pretty clear

that you think you're too smart
to be a paralegal.

You know what nobody likes?

Nobody likes a show-off.

You used the word "ogling."
I mean...

When do I get to see Harvey?

Gerald Tate fired the firm.

So you're taking
my promotion away?

You know, most firms would put you
in front of the bar

and have your licence stripped.

You lied to a client and he figured
it out.

I lied to him to get him to do
the right thing

and honour his goddamn contract.
And you didn't seem to mind so much

when you thought I got away with it.

But you didn't get away with it.

And I can't justify handing you
a promotion on the same day

that you lose a huge client.

One client doesn't make a firm.

I don't know if you've noticed,
but we're in the middle of an
economic meltdown.

Companies aren't exactly
lining up

to spend money on
attorneys right now.

And you know, Gerald might have
forgiven the lying

had you not humiliated him.

But you did and you need
to accept that.

Jessica, if you hadn't done as much
for me as you have,

I'd be heading for the door.

If I hadn't done as much for you
as I have,

I'd be throwing you
out the window.

But, Harvey,
no more shenanigans.

You do one more thing that isn't
straight as an arrow,

and instead of covering your ass,

I will put you in front
of the bar myself.

Mike. Hey!

Who's ready for a great first day?

I'm going to have to let you go.
What?

I just got reamed for lying to a
client and if they find out that

I lied about you going to Harvard,
they'll take away my license.

You what?

Not now, Donna.

Look, I have to put my own interests
above yours.

It's nothing personal.

You're fired.

Wait. So you're worried that if I
stay, then they might find out

that you lied about me
and you'll lose your licence?

But if you fire me, then I could
tell them that you lied about me

and you'd definitely
lose your licence.

Are you telling me that if I throw
you under the bus,

you're going to drag me with you?

You put your
interests above mine.

I mean, I'm just putting mine back
up next to yours.

You're rehired.

OK. So, should I... All right.

Here's what's going to happen.
You're going to give me back
my promotion,

and that's the last we're going to
talk about this. And why is that?

Because if you don't,
I'm going to go across town and join
Rick Peterson.

I'm going to approach every client
I've ever closed,

and I'm going to take them with me.

You do that and you'll
force me to put you in front of the
ethics board.

I don't think you will. And why not?

Because you were obligated to notify
them the second I lied to Gerald,
but you didn't.

You put me in front of the board
right now, I'll put you right up
there with me.

Hmm.

I'll, um...

I'll give you your promotion.

But you have to do something for me.
Anything.

Ah.

Pro bono.
Anything but that.

Harvey, pro bono cases
are how we as a firm

show that we care about more
than just ourselves.

I'm not saying
we shouldn't do them.

I'm saying I shouldn't do them.

And it's how you can
show me that you care about more
than just yourself.

You'll handle this yourself.
You will not pass it off.

Absolutely.

Your first case.

Awesome. What is it?

Pro bono. Sexual harassment.

Don't tell anyone I laid it off
on you, and don't screw it up.

Got it. You can't handle it.

I'll knock it out of the park.

Easy, Clarence Thomas.
Just go meet the client.

Hey. Didn't I tell you
to get some better suits?

I spent $500.

For how many suits?

Five.

What?

Nancy?

Mike?
Yeah, hi.

You're a kid.

No. I'm a... I'm a grown man.

You're so skinny.
HE LAUGHS

Do they feed you?

Here, have a grape.

Thank you.

Why don't you tell me your story?

It started two years ago.

I was a stay-at-home mom
to my son, Freddie.

And one day, we were at
Little League. Freddie was five.

He really hated that he couldn't
play with the older kids.

It was the third inning,
and I got a phone call.

My husband had been in a car
accident and he was gone.

Just like that.

I... I'm so sorry.

I did the best I could.

I got myself a job as a secretary
at Devlin McGreggor

and I even got promoted to secretary
of the president, Charles Hunt.

and I even got promoted to secretary
of the president, Charles Hunt.

And that's when it all changed.

It's OK. Tell me what happened.

He started asking me to stay late,

order in dinners together,
stuff like that.

One night, he says that if I sleep
with him,

he's going to take care of
me in the firm.

And if I don't,
he's going to fire me.

So what did you do?

I went to human resources.

They said they investigated,
couldn't find anything to support
my claim.

Two months later, I was fired for
poor job performance.

They wouldn't let me say goodbye
to anybody.

They wouldn't write me a letter
of recommendation.

I wasn't looking for a payoff.

All I wanted was for it to stop.

Can you help me?

Um, yes.

Yes, I can.

What do you need my help for?

Wait. Can I just...
No. Give me the update.

Um, you know, she's a nice woman.

She, um... On the case.

I don't get emotionally attached
to the clients.

This woman had her life ripped
apart. You don't even care?

I'm not about caring.
I'm about winning.

Why can't you be about both?

I'd explain it to you but then I'd
have to care about you.

Right.

What are you doing?
Don't touch that.

Just checking my lock.

You ride your bike to...

It's locked, OK? Come on.

Taxi!

Defence sent over the investigation
files as a courtesy.

No, they didn't. Nobody does
anything as a courtesy.

They sent those files because that's
where they want you to look.

Listen, being a lawyer is like being
a doctor.

You mean how you don't get emotional
about the client?

No. I mean, you keep pressing until
it hurts,

then you know where to look. Forget
about impeaching the investigation.

It won't lead anywhere. No employee
is going to testify against their
own CEO.

OK. So what do you suggest I do?

Think. If this guy's
done this once...

He's done it before.

And if the people who work for him
now won't testify against him...

Someone who used to work
for him might.

You know what?

I'd subpoena the personnel records
of every woman

who's left the firm
during this guy's tenure.

That's funny. That's exactly
what I thought.

Then what do you need my help for?

I don't know how to fill out
a subpoena.

By the way, did you get her to sign
the engagement letter?

HE SCOFFS
Yeah.

What's an engagement letter?

It's a piece of paper that keeps
her from being able to sue us. Oh.

Oh, hey, Donna, can you show me how
to fill out a subpoena?

Absolutely. And after that,
do you want me to show you how to
wipe your ass?

It's funny because
you should already know how to do
both those things.

Ah, yeah. That's hilarious.

What's that?

That's my suit guy. Go in, tell him
I sent you, and spend some money.

What does it matter how much money
I spend on suits?

These people respond to how we're
dressed so, like it or not, this is
what you have to do.

That's weird.
Are you giving me advice?

It sounds like you actually care
about me.

I don't. You're a reflection of me,
and I absolutely care about me,

so get your skinny tie out of my
face and get to work.

That was a little harsh.

Really?
Yeah.

Mike. Where are you going?

It's 6:30. I'm going home.

SHE LAUGHS

OK. What's so funny?

You're a rookie associate. If you go
home before 9:00 on your first week,

you're not going to make it through
your first month.

Oh. And Louis Litt wants to see you.

Hey, can I ask you something? Mm-hm.

This tie, is it too skinny?

Yeah.

All right.

I know you had orientation
from Rachel,

but I wanted to give you a special
welcome from me.

Um, amongst other things,

I'm sort of the disciplinarian of
the associates.

KNOCK ON DOOR

You wanted to see me?

Yes. Gary, please come in.
Mike, this is Gary Lipsky.

Gary's one of our most promising
associates from last year.

Hi.

Gary, Ms Pearson wanted me to ask,

have you completed
the Petramco filing?

Um, well, my brother was in over
the weekend, so I didn't really get
to it.

Gary, come on. This is, like,
the third time I've had to ask.

I'll get right on it.

Don't bother. You're fired.
What?

You... You can't fire me.
Oh, yes, I can.

And I just did.
Go pack up your things.

Don't you ever show your face in
this place again.

See, I arranged for you to see that

because we pay our associates
very well

and we provide the opportunity
for unlimited advancement.

But in return, we expect results.

Have I made myself clear?

Yeah.

Great.

Welcome to Pearson Hardman.

Feel free to go back to work.

Harvey.

OK, I have two words for you -

absolutely beautiful.

You think you're the only one
who can charm a client?

Categorically stunning.

How's the new kid working out?

Really hot.

You're an idiot.

Jessica Pearson!

Goodnight, Harvey.

Goodnight.

TV: Sunday's big game
finds Washington travelling
to Philadelphia.

MIKE SIGHS
What are you doing here?

Watching SportsCenter.

Boo-yah!

You won't return my phone calls.

Um, yeah, because you set me up.
You remember that?

You think I knew about that?

Here we go. Round 50 of

I get the shaft because you didn't
know the whole story.

You knew there were risks when you
quoted that crap from that book. OK?

You needed money, and I came through
with an opportunity like always.

Hmm. Besides, you weren't the only
one who got screwed.

They pulled a gun on me. Oh, really?

And why did they do that?

To keep me from warning you.
So you did know.

Well, not until after
it was too late.

Well, it's too late now.

Look, let me make it up to you.

Oh, you want to make it up to me?

Give me my key back.

Michael. Come on.

You know I don't want to live
in a world where we're not tight.

HE CHUCKLES

Then kill yourself.

Get out.

Get the hell out.

Donna, I need the...

Oh, also, I didn't have
a chance to...

Marry me?
I took care of that too.

We've been married for the last
seven years. Excellent.

Um, Devlin McGreggor is fighting
the subpoena.

They filed a motion to dismiss the
case based on our lack of evidence.

Good. Good...

Wait. What do you mean "good"?

They don't want to hand over the
files. You pressed where it hurt.

You're looking in the right place.

Did you think they wouldn't fight
back? Well, I...

Now that you mention it.
Oh. My bad.

I keep forgetting you don't actually
know anything. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

The idea is you make a move,
they make a move.

You go back and forth
until one of you wins.

OK. What if they win the motion
and the case gets dismissed?

Then you're not as good
as you think you are.

Harvey! What a coincidence.

I was wondering how the pro bono was
coming. I'm all over it.

That makes me very happy. Because if
I were to find out that you weren't

putting in your full effort,
I'd be very upset.

No worries. We're all good.

Rachel. Rachel, Rachel, Rachel!
I need your help.

There's a hearing on my subpoena.
I've got three cases in front
of yours.

You're going to have to wait
in line. Wait. No. No, no, no.

My hearing is tomorrow.

So why are you coming to me?

Because...Donna says you're
the best researcher in the firm.

Hmm. Let me see the motion.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You have an office?

How do you have an office
and I have a cubicle?

Like you said, I'm the best
researcher in the firm.

Really? Well, I just made that up.

I didn't even have time to talk
to Donna.

Is this all a joke to you?

Cos I take my job seriously.

No, I'm... I'm sorry. Look, I was...

Look, you weren't there. OK?

I care about this woman.

She's got nowhere else
to turn and...

And you can't
help her by yourself?

I can. I just...

..prefer not to.

OK.

You're asking to look at
private files without any evidence
of your assertion.

Yeah, but the only way that we can
find the evidence is to look at
those files.

That's a rickety argument.
But is there precedent?

Let's go see if we can find one.

Research is as much art as science.

So we're going to look at
privacy and harassment law,

see if we can find a combination of
cases to make an argument.

I'll take privacy.

I'll take harassment law.

This'll take a while.
We're going to need dinner.

Chinese.

No. I can afford Chinese on my own.

This is on the firm.

I want sushi. Ooh!
SHE CHUCKLES

HARVEY: So they told me to put my
top investigator on it.

What did you do?

What could I do? You were out of
the country. I gave them Luderman.

SHE LAUGHS

Harvey, this has been lovely, but...

..I believe you know what I want.

I think I got what you want.
Well...

By the way, that dress...
What, this old thing? Come on.

Beautiful.

Why don't we do this more often?

Because it always ends the same way.

Then why are we doing it now?

Because you're paying me.

Vanessa, really...

..how come you and I never...

Harvey, I don't sleep around.

And I could never be
in a relationship with you.

All you ever think about
is yourself.

I'm thinking about
you and me right now.

Let me get this.

But I'm a gentleman.

But if you get it, you might think
I'll change my mind some day.

I already do.

For the record, I am not
selfish everywhere.

Hmm. Neither am I.

Mr Dockery, you naughty,
naughty boy.

MIKE AND RACHEL LAUGH

Remember when I said you thought you
were too smart to be a paralegal?

Mm-hm.
Why...

Aren't I a lawyer?

Hmm.

I don't test well.

What?
I am smart.

And I know I'd be a good lawyer.
I just...

I don't know what it is.
I can't take tests.

And I bombed the LSATs.

And even if I could get
into a law school, there's just no
way I'd pass the bar, so...

If only there was someone who could
take the test for me.

HE CLEARS THROAT
Yeah, if only there were.

Yeah.

Mike, where are you at with the
research for tomorrow's hearing?

Um, nothing yet.

You say you care about the client,
but if you keep playing footsie

instead of finding me an argument,
the client's going to lose.

I don't want to lose.

Ugh.

Look, it's no use, OK?

Their investigation's by the book.
We look like the bad guys coming in,

putting them under duress.

What did you just say?

I said we look like the bad guys.

No. You said they did it
by the book,

and we're putting them under duress.

Yeah?

Look.
Hmm.

This is good. We're going to have
some fun.

We? I get to go?

You didn't think I'd let you
come along?

No. Good instinct. I wasn't. But
then, I thought it'd be cruel

not to let you witness my greatness.

OK. Can I go get my bag?

No.

You're a true giver. Other side.

OK.

Your Honour, this case
should be thrown out.

Other than her story, the plaintiff
doesn't have one piece of evidence.

Because the evidence lies within
their personnel files,

which they're conveniently
refusing to hand over.

Those files contain
sensitive information.

He's fishing at the expense of our
employees' right to privacy.

Please.

He doesn't give a rat's ass about
his employees' right to privacy.

Sorry. That's actually unfair
to rats' asses.

Your Honour, Mr Specter's claim that
we don't care about our employees,

though belittling, doesn't carry any
weight as a rule of law.

True. But what does carry weight is
that an investigation of

sexual harassment must be conducted
without any duress.

Your point?

The investigator and every person
being interviewed

answers to the CEO
they're investigating.

That is the definition
of duress.

It would be as if your bailiff
accused you of sexual harassment,

and you assigned your stenographer
to investigate.

Now, how likely would it be

that this investigation yielded
any fruit?

You honestly think
I would harass Herman?

Well, I don't know, Your Honour.
Some people have a thing for
the uniform.

I'd like to think
Herman would come to me

before it even got
to an investigation.

I saw that.
That should be stricken.

What if Herman did come
to you, Your Honour,

and you betrayed his trust by
firing him under false pretenses?

You really think that little of me?

I wouldn't trust you as far
as I can throw you, Your Honour.

Hand over the files.
Oh, un...

Today.
HE BANGS GAVEL

That's it.

Herman?

I'd like to speak
to you in chambers.

That was awesome.

It was your argument.
I just framed it in a way

that humanised the situation and
brightened all of our afternoons.

I feel like Michael Corleone in that
scene where that fat guy teaches him
how to shoot that gun.

Are you saying that I'm the fat guy?
Cos I'm not the fat guy.

Mmm.

Do you know what
his name was?

Yeah.
Cordoza.

Clemenza.
I knew that.

I was just testing
to see if you knew it.

I knew that you knew that I knew.

Train wreck.

Hey. I'm looking for Rene?

I'm Rene. I'm sorry.

We don't sell skinny
jeans at this location.

Did Harvey tell you
I was coming, or...

Harvey Specter sent you?

That's another story.

Do you know your inseam?

I don't.
It's probably a medium.

Why don't you browse for a while?

These are the most exclusive,

and we move down in price
as you head to the door.

Oh!

OK.

Large?

That's not how it works.

Huh.

PHONE RINGS

So, Trevor's getting you to
do his dirty work for him, huh?

All I know is you aren't
talking to each other.

I miss you. I want things to go back
to the way they were.

I miss you, too, but...

..I'm not sure things are ever
going back

to the way they
were. I've got to go.

What did he say?

He said things aren't ever
going back to the way they were.

What did you do?

I don't know.

Hey!

So, the files are on their way.

We won?
That's fantastic.

So we have a week to corroborate
Nancy's story.

Listen, I couldn't have
done it without you.

You wouldn't even know
where to look without me.

You know what nobody likes?
Hmm? Nobody likes a show-off.

PHONE RINGS

Hello? Yeah, he's here.

OK, thank you.

The files are in
conference room C.

Why wouldn't they
bring them to my cubicle?

They're trying to
bury you in paperwork.

Well, they picked
the wrong guy.

If they didn't, I did. Get it done
by the end of the week.

I've got to run and
charm a new client.

Nice to finally meet you.

Jessica says you're going to
sweep me off my feet.

I'll do my best,
Mr Dockery.

You've got a nice
serve there.

Working on it.

What the hell is this?

It's you having sex with a woman
who isn't Mrs Dockery.

Are you trying
to blackmail me?

You asked my firm where you're
vulnerable to corporate take-over.

That's it, right there.
What are you pulling here?

Your wife owns 10% of the company's
voting shares.

You've been seeing this
woman

and several others
for quite some time.

How do you think your wife's going
to vote after she finds out?

Who says she has to find out?

My investigator got these within a
week.

What do you think a motivated
competitor

is going to dig up in a year?

I have a solution.

Trade her your preferred shares,
which have no voting rights,

for her common shares,
which do.

The preferred shares
are worth $2,000,000 more.

A fraction of what you'll lose
if you get voted out of your
company.

John, I don't care if you sleep with
every woman in the Hamptons.

Just give her
the preferred shares.

Jessica said you were going to
charm me to get my business.

I'm not interested in getting your
business.

I'm interested in keeping it.

Now, shall we play?
I'm not gonna let you win!

I know where they
don't want us to look.

Did you get through all those files
in one night?

I would have done it faster,
but I ordered a pizza.

Speaking of which, have you ever had
the cheese in the crust?

Because it blew my mind.

What did you find?

There was a dismissal
on March 12th, 2005.

But the file with the employee name
on it is missing.

That's our woman.
I know it is.

I'm moving to slap sanctions on
their attorney, possible jail time.

Guy's not gonna
to know what hit him.

Dennis, it's Harvey Specter.

Did you have anything to do with
the March 12th, 2005,

files left out of discovery?

If they're here by noon, I'll
believe you.

If not, we're filing for sanctions.

Threat of sanctions is better than
filing for sanctions.

That's what I meant. Threaten, not
file. Who would mean that?

Shave.

Have you ever heard of this woman?
Joanna Webster?

No. Why? The company has tried
to hide her from us.

She met with Personnel over
work-related issues in 2005

and then they fired her two months
later.

You think Hunt did the same thing
to her that he did to me?

Yes, I do. Then you have to make her
come forward and say so.

Yeah. That's the plan.

OK. Um...

Actually, before you go, can I get
you to sign this, uh...

..this engagement letter?

Evidently, it's something you're
supposed to do

at the beginning.

All right.

Thank you. Thank you.

Joanna Webster? Can I help you? Hi.

My name's Mike Ross.
I'm a...I'm a lawyer.

I have some questions for you
about your time at Devlin McGreggor.

Please. Look, just let me tell you
a story about my client, OK?

I've got to get these in the fridge.

It'll just take a second.

Fine.

Look, all I need you to do is
to tell your story.

If you corroborate...
Mr Ross,

what happened to me
happened six years ago.

It was horrible, and there was
a reason

I didn't do anything about it.

They'll put me on that stand and
attack me, and I don't want that.

Ms Webster,

Joanna...

..this man is a predator,

and if you don't help stop him,
he will do it again.

All you have to do is give a
deposition... I'm sorry.

I can't do it.

What happened with the witness?

Uh, I failed...

..to not be awesome.

I got her to testify!

You should have seen me.
I tried everything.

"He'd do it again, I'd be with
her every step of the way..."

Nothing worked.
And then it hit me.

I asked her what if it was her
daughter that he did this to?

I asked her what if it was her
daughter that he did this to?

She melted.

And you know how I came up with that
little gem?

I cared about her. Oh.

HE MAKES A PISTOL NOISE
Yeah. Thank you.

I'm glad to see staying up all
night

doesn't make you
act like a complete idiot.

Go home and get some sleep.
La-la-la-la-la!

I don't want you waving that thing
around during tomorrow's deposition.

Harvey.

How's the Pro Bono going?
Great.

I just talked a witness into
testifying. Really?

What's the witness's name?

I'm not an idiot.
Don't treat me like one.

You pawned off the case.

Jessica, I've got higher profile
cases...

Need I remind you that when we first
met, you were a screw-up?

I gave you a shot at the mail room,
led you up the ranks,

and then paid for you to go to
Harvard,

where, by the way, you jerked
off the entire time you were there,

and I still hired you.

And you've benefited from that ever
since.

Look, I closed the Dockery case, OK?
You made a promise to me.

You broke it, and then you lied
to my face.

So let me be clear.

This isn't professional.
This is personal.

And I'll tell you something else.

You made your bed,
you better goddamn win.

What the hell is wrong with you?
I need the briefcase back.

So that's what this has been about,
huh?

You don't care about our
friendship at all.

You're my oldest friend, and you
know it.

But you don't seem to care about
that any more,

and, yeah, I need the briefcase
back. And I'll find it, Mike.

Well, I ditched it when I was
running away from the cops

that you sent me into.

Mike?

Where you going?

To my cubicle.

No, you're not.
It's pee in a cup time.

I'm sorry. What?

Drug test. Follow me.

I'll just put my stuff back. Now.

Oh, by the way, my cousin was
your year at Harvard.

And I asked him if he knew you.
It's so funny. He didn't.

Well, what's his name?

Mitch Samberg. Yeah. Don't know him.

It's a big school.

Not really.
We get 7,000 applications a year.

You think you can just walk in
and take a tour?

Oh! Mitchell?

With the slicked back hair,

graduated seventh in the class.
Sure. Yeah. I remember him.

Time to face the music.

Yeah, what's up? I got to get to the
Kendrick filing.

Where the hell is
Mike? I don't know.

Leave the cup on the counter.

You'll have to leave that out here.

Why?

If you take it in there with you,
I have to check to make sure you
don't have another urine sample.

HE CHUCKLES
You...

Where you been? Hi. Um...

Getting drug tested, actually.

The deposition's this afternoon.

Before they get here, I want you to
grill this woman about her

background for anything
they might use against her.

You got it? Got it.
Make her tell you everything.

Everything.
Everything. Everything.

OK.

OK.

I had been working six months
when Mr Hunt started asking me

to work more, order dinner.

One night, late, he tried to have
sex with me.

The next day, I requested a change
in assignment.

Two months later, I was fired for
having a bad attitude.

This is ridiculous.

Wipe that smirk off your face.
You're not even supposed to be here.

Mr Hunt has every right to be here.

Now, Ms Webster, after working for
Devlin McGreggor,

you then went on to waitress at
Hooters, right? Yes, I did.

A place that advertises the
sexuality of its waitstaff, correct?

You will have to ask them that.

I'm asking you. And she's
not answering. Move on.

Ms Webster...

..would you say that
you're a truthful person?

Yes. So when you said earlier

that you had never been arrested
for a crime,

you were speaking the truth?

Yes. Yes, so in 1993 then,
you were not arrested for stealing

Yes. Yes, so in 1993 then,
you were not arrested for stealing

$1,000-worth of jewellery from the
Willow Grove Mall in Pennsylvania?

I was 17. That was one mistake.

Those records were supposed to be
sealed.

When you say those records were
sealed,

you mean to say you thought
you could get away with a lie?

No, that's not it. You're making it
seem different than it is.

I'm sorry.
You were arrested in your past

and you lied about it here
under oath.

Is that making it seem different
than what it is?

No answer. Hmm, all right.

Let me ask you this, since you've
lied here once,

what's to make us believe you're not
lying about Mr Hunt?

How the hell did you miss
that arrest?

I did every background check
we have.

Did you grill her,
like I told you to?

It was a sealed record, Harvey!

Damn it, I knew it. Fix it.

Joanna! Wait. Please! This
is why I didn't want to testify.

They twist something from 100 years
ago and make me look like a liar.

They make it sound like what
he did to me didn't happen.

It doesn't matter. All right?
I just...

I need you to testify on
Friday and keep this case alive.

We don't have time
to find anyone else before...

Would you please wait?

No. I'm not waiting. You promised
this wouldn't happen, and it did.

You never told me you were arrested.

Don't contact me again, please.

What happened with the witness?

Nothing. Nothing happened.
I couldn't fix it.

So you're going to quit?

It's either that or have Louis
Litt fire me.

What are you talking about?

My first day, Louis fired
Gary Lipsky for screwing up a case.

He said if I did the same thing,
I'd be gone just as fast.

Well, you go back to the
witness's house

and you get her to testify again.

I tried. There's no way.
There's always a way.

Then why don't you go and convince
her?! Because you screwed it up.

Oh, and you don't give
a damn about the client.

Right. That's not my job. Does your
job include giving a damn about me?

Because the least you could do is
offer to stand up to Louis for me.

Stand up for you? I put my ass on
the line for you,

but it turns out you may have had
the balls to get this job,

but you don't have the courage to
stick it out when it gets tough.

That's not true. Isn't it?

You've had one foot out the door
since you got here.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about that briefcase
being locked in your desk.

Yeah, I saw it,
and I know what it is.

It's your backup plan,
in case this doesn't work out.

You can make some quick cash

and go right back to the life you
told me you didn't want to lead.

So if you want to quit, go ahead.

But this isn't because of Louis,
and it isn't because of me.

It's because you're afraid you might
have to admit

that you're not as
smart as you think you are.

If you're here in the morning,
I'll know I still have an associate.

MUSIC: Grey Lynn Park
by The Veils

# Though they say no heart
can break

# There ain't no end to trouble two
can make

# Been through a thousand yesterdays

# Not every step I can retrace

# Now I'm walking in the dark

# Oh

# In Grey Lynn Park

# Oh... #

Hey, I get that you were upset that
I was promoted before you,

but if you ever threaten to fire
one of my guys again,

I am going to kick your ass.

Hmm.

What are you talking about?
Don't play dumb with me, all right?

You fired Gary Lipsky
in front of Mike Ross.

What's so funny?

Gary Lipsky works in the mail room.

What? I didn't fire anyone.

That's how I let the new associates
know what's expected of them.

You plant a fake employee to
manipulate the assoc...

That's it!

What?

Michael!

I want to quit.

Come here.

When your parents died,

I lost my son and my
daughter-in-law.

I was scared, alone,

and I was too old to raise you.

But I had no choice,

because who else was going to care
of my grandson?

You made me a promise before.

You're in the door.

Promise me now the only way you'll
leave is if they rip you out.

Promise me now the only way you'll
leave is if they rip you out.

You can save your breath.

There's no way I'm testifying
at the hearing tomorrow.

That's not why I'm here.

I know what you did.

What are you talking about?

You never worked for
Devlin McGreggor,

and you were never harassed by
Mr Hunt.

That's a lie...
Look, I could tell you

that I've got the cancelled cheques,

or the wire transfer, or whatever
smoking gun that exists -

I don't.

But I will. And when I do,
you'll be going to jail,

unless you tell me
what happened right now.

I'm the guy you tell.

All I had to do was waste your time
until tomorrow after the hearing.

Please, I just needed the money.

I don't want to go to jail.

Here's what you're going to do...

What's with the attitude?
It's really...

DOOR CLOSES
Mike!

Hey. I'm not giving this to you
because you need it.

I'm giving it to you
because I don't.

And I don't know if I'm ready to
forgive you yet or not,

but I do know we're even.

Wait a second.

I... Well...

Don't...

Now we're even.

Huh.

I see you came to work today.

Nice suit.
It was a barter transaction.

I got six of them for
one little briefcase.

Listen...

..I'm sorry, and... Forget it.

When I first started,

Jessica rode me so hard,
I quit once a month.

I just told you what you
needed to hear. That's just it.

I've only ever had one person who
told me what I needed to hear.

Maybe it's time I started trusting
somebody else.

Merry Christmas.

Is this for real?

You know what to do.

Press until it hurts.

Wire transfer from your account
to Joanna Webster's.

Phone records with Joanna Webster
prior to her testimony,

and an affidavit stating you paid
Ms Webster to falsely testify.

Mr Hunt, harassment is
a civil violation.

The penalty is money.

But witness tampering,
that's a crime,

and you will go to prison,
where I guarantee you'll learn

more about unwanted sexual advances
than you can possibly imagine.

Do you think this is going to
intimidate me?

Even if this evidence was credible,
who are you going to get to

prosecute a small-time witness
tampering charge, huh?

Harvey, didn't you graduate
law school

with the current
US Attorney in New York?

In fact, I did. And I think he
might even be interested

in pursuing
a case like this.

Wait, are you two still close?

Well, I was the best man
at his wedding. Wow.

No, you weren't.
You're bluffing. No.

I think I've got some pictures...

..of us at the ceremony.

Let's see...

Yeah. Here we are.
You must admit, I look very dashing.

This is me and his mother.
The woman adores me.

Here we are at his bachelor party.
There's no strippers. It was lame.

But he can't put guys like you
away for sexual harassment

and then go to strip clubs,
now, can he?

All right. What do you want?

An admission of guilt

and a guarantee that you'll obtain
treatment before working again.

And Nancy gets reinstated,
with back pay.

Fine. And a raise.

OK. All right. Are we done?

A kid should be able to grow up
without the burden of tuition

hanging over his head,
don't you think?

Which is why you're also going to
pay Nancy an extra $250,000.

Charles...

Gentlemen.

Thank you for everything.

You're welcome.

Not bad.

Well done.

OK, so just one question.

Why did you go to Joanna's house?
Because I figured it out. I object.

I think you did it because you care.
I did it because it's my job.

Would you admit it?
You care about me.

I saw you smile when I showed up for
work this morning. I didn't smile.

I was thinking of a funny joke.

Look, we start on this tomorrow.

Does this mean
we're officially a team now?

I wouldn't move your things into
Wayne Manor just yet.

So now you're Batman?
Closer to him than Clemenza.

Oh, yeah, Kilmer. Clooney. Keaton.

Did you really quit when you first
started? Of course not.

I'm not a wuss.

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