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[ Theme music playing ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Lever clicks ]
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♪
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Man: It's alive!
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[ Robot chicken clucking ]
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♪
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[ Laughing evilly ]
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♪
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Ghost Rider,
the tribe has spoken.
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Oh,
damn you all to hell.
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[ Bell rings ]
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Listen up, you little brats.
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Your antics at recess
have been
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entirely too wild,
zany, and satirical.
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So today I brought in a guest
to scare you straight.
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Mr. Davidson.
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Holy whomps,
that guy is jacked.
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I had a lot of time to work out
when I was in the big house.
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Whoa,
you were in prison?
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I sure was.
Locked up in a cage,
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no say in what I eat,
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only allowed outside
for an hour a day.
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Tender.
In prison, you get a whole hour
of recess every day?!
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Galileo, how much more recess
is that
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than our current
amount of recess?
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Approximately 319 more hours
of recess per year.
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Wow! Prison is
like recess heaven!
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Ooh, let's do some crimes
so that we can all go to prison!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah! Anarchy!
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Please don't tell
- my parole officer about this.
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Goodnight, moon.
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Goodnight,
cow leaping over the moon.
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Goodnight, clock.
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Goodnight, painting.
Goodnight, wall.
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Goodnight, rug.
Goodnight, crumbs on the floor.
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Man: Will you just shut up
and go the hell to sleep?!
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Damn it, every night
we go through this!
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You live in
an apartment complex!
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Have some common courtesy,
my God!
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[ Crying ]
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Oh, you guys look
more depressed than me,
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a famously
depressed donkey.
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Oh, Eeyore,
it's horrible.
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Melancholia's
going to destroy us all.
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Oh, yeah. Too bad they don't
make SSRIs for stuffed animals.
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No, the rogue planet Melancholia
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that's headed
straight for Earth.
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Well, that's just... wonderful.
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But we're all gonna
d-d-die!
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I do not mourn
the Hundred Acre Wood.
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All I've known here
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is the misery of having a tail
that will not stay on
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and a house
that refuses to stand up.
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Let us embrace death together,
my friends.
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Oh, bother,
that's bleak.
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Ohhh.
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♪
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Oh, dear!
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What happened?
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It must have
burnt up on entry.
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We're saved!
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Oh, fuck me.
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Reporter: We can now confirm
reports that Princess Diana
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has died today
in a motor vehicle accident.
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Diana may be dead,
but her legacy will live on
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through me,
the Princess Diana Beanie Baby.
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♪
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I can't believe
- I finally got my braces off!
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Oh, my God.
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Braceface,
- what are we gonna call you
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if you don't have braces
anymore?
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Just Face?
- You're right.
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Without my braces,
who am I?
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Help me, Maria!
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[ Screaming ]
Ow, ow, ow!
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I'm back, baby.
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Call my dentist.
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Mama needs some fresh
mouth metal.
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Oh, Alita, it's so neato Dr. Ido
let me join you to eat-o.
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I'm a great cook,
if I do say so myself.
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Oh, Hugo,
that looks good.
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Wait, are these
my contact lenses?
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These things are 300 space bucks
a pair, you scrap scavenger!
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Narrator:
If you give a mouse a cookie,
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he will accept it.
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If he accepts a cookie,
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he will get spammed.
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If he gets spammed,
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he will be asked to buy
penis enlargement pills.
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If he buys penis
enlargement pills,
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he will grow a ♪ super dong ♪
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If he grows a super dong,
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he will get a job
doing weird fetish porn.
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If you get a job doing
weird fetish porn,
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he will get discovered
by a sleazy Hollywood producer.
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If he gets noticed by
a sleazy Hollywood producer,
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he will transition
into legitimate movies.
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If he transitions
into legitimate movies,
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audiences will be
grossed out by his giant dong.
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If audiences are grossed out
by his giant dong,
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he will be blacklisted
from Hollywood.
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If he is blacklisted
from Hollywood,
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he won't have money to spend
on penis enlargement pills.
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If he doesn't have money
to spend
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on penis enlargement pills,
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his giant dong will shrivel up
and fall off.
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And if his giant dong
shrivels up and falls off,
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then a bird will think
it's a worm.
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And if a bird thinks
it's a wor--
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What do you mean,
- they canceled our show, T-Bone?
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We're the Extreme Dinosaurs.
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No one wants to watch a group
of ripped dinosaurs fight crime
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when there's already ripped
Street Sharks that fight crime.
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And don't forget ripped mutant
ninja turtles that fight crime.
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The jacked Biker Mice from Mars
that fight crime.
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Let's face it, boys,
we're practically fossils.
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I beg to differ.
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John Hammond, paleontologist,
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theme park impresario,
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and subject of
the world's first
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dinosaur-based
class-action lawsuit.
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I have an idea
I think could benefit us both.
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His last idea went off
without a hitch.
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Go on.
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Believe me,
their dinosaur bods
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are the only thing
that are Jurassic.
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I'm talking about their penises.
Huge cocks. Enjoy.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, baby.
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Give me my rent money.
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Honestly, this is way more
fulfilling the fighting crime.
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Yeah, I definitely like being
paid for my body.
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I have a dollar bill
up my butthole.
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Jinkies!
- Zoinks!
- Roinks!
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Bingo-bango!
Alakazam!
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Dude.
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Did you two just try to
use exclamatory catchphrases?
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You guys are always doing them,
so we thought why not try it?
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But, like, dude,
that's our thing.
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Jesus, you guys are the hot fun.
We're the awkward ones.
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Our catchphrases
are all we have.
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Yeah.
And "Bingo-bango"? "Alakazam"?
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Come on, man.
Reave it to the pros.
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We can come up with
something better.
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Hmm. I don't know.
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Aah!
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Jinkies!
- Zoinks!
- Roinks!
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Gunky-bunky!
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Daddy issues!
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♪
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Uh, Daph, did you
just yell "daddy issues"?
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I'm bad at improv,
okay?!
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[ Cackles ]
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Zoinks!
Roly ruck!
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It's the Old Town Spook!
Jinkies!
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Bazinga!
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No, that's
"The Big Bang Theory."
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[ Sputtering ]
- Uh, Daph?
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Daphne! No!
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Those two should
really just stick to being hot.
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Why are we stampeding?
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So, Ralph's kid
yelled hyena again,
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and all of a sudden, Shirley
just took off stampeding.
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Shirley's all stampeding.
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Take a Xanax, Shirley,
honest to God.
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Mufasa: Help me, brother!
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Aaah!
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Bill, I think we just ran over
a full-grown lion.
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No,
it was a rock.
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If that was a rock, then why is
my hoof covered in brains?
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Maybe the lion was carrying
an extra brain?
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I don't know.
Oh, no!
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Oh, we should see if
he's okay.
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You just hoof-stomped his skull.
Do you think he's okay?
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Just keep going!
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We should at least leave a note.
It's common courtesy.
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Alright, merging right.
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Get out of my way.
Get -- Let me over.
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♪
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Father!
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[ Crying ]
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Huh?
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Well, at least they left a note.
That's common courtesy.
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Are you sure
we don't need to
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pack everything up
for the movers?
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Apparently, this place
does it all.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Hi. Come on in.
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Okay.
- Oh, okay.
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Watch where you're going.
If you --
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Easy. Watch the wall.
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Please not the baby!
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Aah!
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Those were
wedding presents.
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That was my mother's.
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[ Dog yelps ]
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[ Both scream ]
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What the fuck, Ryan?
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I had a promo code!
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Everyone, listen.
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The people of St. Olaf
are in trouble,
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and they need our help.
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Gosh, that reminds me of a time
in St. Olaf.
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Of course it does, Rose, because
it takes place in St. Olaf.
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If we agree to help,
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will you spare us
the long and detailed story?
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Absolutely. Just don't forget
your oxygen masks.
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Why?
- Because
St. Olaf is in space.
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Now, those details
we could have used.
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♪
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How are we just now
hearing this?
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Actually, if you listen,
the seeds were planted.
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St. Olaf had a black hole
on Main Street.
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Everyone in town would gather
and stare at it.
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In St. Olaf, the Fenderhooven
rocket sure was a beaut.
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My birth certificate says
I was born in St. Olaf.
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Oh, yeah, that last one
proves nothing.
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Unless I had my finger
over the "AR" in "star."
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I'd like to have my finger
over your windpipe.
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[ Laughter ]
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We're like those
old-timer space cowgirls.
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Although I can
tell you firsthand,
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it isn't nearly as exciting
as reverse space cowgirl.
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Rose,
how did we never notice
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a Fenderhooven rocket
in the garage?
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With a tarp over it,
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everyone assumed it was
one of Blanche's dildos.
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All my tarped dildos
are in the basement.
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We should be exiting
the black hole any minute now.
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Oh, honey,
that's low-hanging fruit.
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Ma,
you wandered off again.
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You're not supposed
to get out of your seat.
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Listen here,
big fella.
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This rocket isn't the only thing
that needs
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to release its undercarriage.
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Somebody tell me what are those
giant pods in the back there?
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Giant pods?
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Oh, yeah. I assumed Blanche
was harvesting her eggs.
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You see? I thought this ship
had a case of hemorrhoids.
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♪
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Wish I could say
this was a first.
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Rose, what did you say
the problem was
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on St. -- sorry,
Star Olaf?
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Oh, they're being colonized
by an alien species
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that is incubating their babies
inside humans.
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[ All scream ]
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
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Rose, enough about Earth.
Just tell us what happened!
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Well, as you know,
Dorothy took down
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the mother alien
all by herself.
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Blanche volunteered to be
impregnated with all the eggs,
252
00:10:20,347 --> 00:10:23,117
saving our people
from being hosts.
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00:10:23,152 --> 00:10:26,417
And Sophia I met a robot
named Bob in the black hole,
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whom she wound up marrying.
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00:10:28,157 --> 00:10:31,653
Say, whatever happened
to the studio audience?
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00:10:31,688 --> 00:10:34,161
Oh, they got sucked into
the black hole
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and died.
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00:10:35,461 --> 00:10:36,493
[ Laughter ]
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Triumphant laughter. Credits.
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00:10:38,134 --> 00:10:39,199
Chicken:
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00:10:39,234 --> 00:10:40,431
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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00:10:40,466 --> 00:10:42,367
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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00:10:42,402 --> 00:10:43,434
Chickens:
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00:10:43,469 --> 00:10:44,666
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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00:10:44,701 --> 00:10:46,602
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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00:10:46,637 --> 00:10:49,044
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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00:10:49,079 --> 00:10:50,848
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:52,278
Chicken:
Ba-gawk!
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Man: Bawk.
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