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[ Theme music plays ]
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Man: It's alive!
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♪♪
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Grunting ]
Congratulations.
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You're the very first human
to make it to heaven.
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[ Noisemakers blow ]
[ Grunting ]
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I'm so excited
that you're here.
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These are for you.
I made it myself. This, too.
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It's all pretty
self-explanatory.
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Um, okay,
enjoy eternal paradise.
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[ Grunting ]
Uh, let me get that
started for you.
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[ Screaming ]
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Ah, people are
going to love this.
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Ah, it looks so calm
and blue from up here, don't it?
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But the ocean's
the deadliest place on Earth.
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[ Gun clicks ]
[ Grunts ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Gun clicks ]
Aah!
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[ Gun cocks ]
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[ Guns cock ]
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[ Growls ]
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[ Roars ]
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[ Chattering ]
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[ Growls ]
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[ Gun cocks ]
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[ Grunts ]
I bet this fish
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has seen some shit.
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We, the Sons of Anarchy,
need new blood.
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Our brothers
keep getting shot,
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run over, or infected
with gonorrhea.
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I got three new prospects,
but they're kind of weird.
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[ Engines rev ]
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Biker Mice from Mars?
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Originally from Mars,
then Chicago for a bit,
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then an unsuccessful reboot
back on Mars again.
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Careful, Jax, we don't
want to let in a rat.
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Rat?
My mama didn't raise no rat.
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Hey, relax. To survive
all the organized crime
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that, for some reason,
is centered
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in this one small town
in California, we need numbers.
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Let's see if they work out.
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Oh, they definitely work out.
Look at those abs.
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That mouse has never touched
a piece of cheese in his life.
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All in favor
of the new recruits?
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- Aye.
- Yes to the weirdos.
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Here we come,
and we got lasers.
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪ Open road ridin'
laser pirate ♪
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[ Cat meows ]
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You watch out
for that kitty cat there.
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- [ Speaks indistinctly ]
- Oh, God!
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And that, boys,
is why we wear helmets.
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Buzzer ]
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[ Snarling ]
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Wow, I really used to sound
like that.
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Luckily, I found Al Kaplan's
alien-accent reduction course
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Who here feels
they've been judged
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because of the way
they speak?
[ Growls ]
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Over the next four weeks,
my vocal command course
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will transform
your weird alien sounds
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into perfect English.
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[ Growls ]
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E.T. phone home.
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First-person singular.
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I phone home.
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Nicely done.
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Before Al,
I was unemployed,
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living in a swamp.
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Virtually no love life.
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Hurt did it
went from heaven you fell?
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Hmm? [ Gasps ]
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Since mastering my speech,
I started a business,
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bought a better swamp,
and got engaged.
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Remember,
change your speech...
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All: Change your life.
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Thanks, Al.
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I'm not sure
which birth control to use.
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What's the pill like?
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Why don't I
let it tell you?
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♪ Well, I'm a pill ♪
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♪ An important little pill ♪
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♪ I keep your body
free from babies ♪
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♪ When your dude
can't hold his splooge spill ♪
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♪ When the sperms
enter the uterus ♪
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♪ I karate-chop them
to bits ♪
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♪ 'Cause I make
your cervical lining ♪
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♪ And its mucus
a midlevel thick ♪
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Wow, it sounds like the pill
is the way to go.
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IUD:
I beg to disagree.
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♪ I'm an IUD ♪
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♪ I got 99% efficacy ♪
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♪ And once
inserting me down ♪
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Back off,
you uterus usurper.
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This is my turf.
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You want to go?
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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I think I'll just stick
with abstinence.
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Yeah, well, you didn't seem
that cool anyway, so...
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I need to give this
to the one man I can trust.
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I thought long and hard
about this,
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and it's you,
Batman.
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[ Applause ]
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[ Krypto barks ]
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[ Monitor beeping ]
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[ Flatline ]
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Batman. Batman.
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Huh? What? What?
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Fine. I'll entrust
this kryptonite ring
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to somebody else to defeat me
if I ever go insane.
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I really thought
you'd give a damn.
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Don't look at me cry.
Up, up, and away.
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No! Wait!
No, wait!
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I-I... I d... I do.
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I do, Superman.
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Meep, meep!
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Meep! Meep!
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Meep! Meep!
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[ Screech ]
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[ Screech ]
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Meep! Meep!
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Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep!
Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep!
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Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep!
Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep!
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Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep!
Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep!
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Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep!
Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep!
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Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep!
Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep!
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[ Laughing maniacally ]
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You cannot stop me,
Earthworm Jim, for I am you.
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We are indeed
evenly matched, Evil Jim.
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I cannot defeat you,
but do you know what can?
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Ha-ha!
Two earthworm Jims,
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Did you think getting cut
in half would make two of you?
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That's a myth.
- Wait, seriously?
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Aw, man.
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Ow.
[ Laughs ]
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Stupid.
[ Laughs ]
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I ain't fighting nobody.
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I ain't got no head!
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Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop,
whoop, whoop, whoop.
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That makes zero sense.
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I'm so glad
we're all able to attend
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this book-club retreat
in the woods.
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For this month's book,
I thought,
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"Why not pick something related
to our surroundings?"
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I found this in the attic.
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[ Chomping ]
[ Screaming ]
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Well,
that was fun.
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Next month, we're reading
"Eat, Pray, Love."
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[ Screams ]
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So, what brings you
into the podiatrist today?
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- This has been happening.
- You think that's weird?
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Oh, ah!
Look, it went back.
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Oh, my God!
Your thumb!
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Announcer:
And now back to Wishbone.
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Thanks for coming over,
Shelby.
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Looks like Joe
has his first crush.
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Reminds me of one
of my favorite books,
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which is why
it's this week's story,
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"Fifty Shades of Grey."
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This is Christian Grey.
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He likes to hurt people
he's attracted to.
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You're a very bad dog.
[ Moans ]
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And this works for me, too,
for some reason,
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probably because
my mom was a bitch.
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Humiliate me, master.
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Let's do it on the furniture
human-style.
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Oh, God,
that's against the rules.
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And then I want you
to sniff my butthole.
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[ Howls, barks ]
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Mm, like someone brought
lipstick to the party.
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[ Chuckles ]
Oh, I don't hate that.
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[ Howls ]
Why does your dog
have a boner?
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Let him live.
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Sighs ]
Nice going, Diana.
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You just had to take
the invisible jet.
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We're going to need
a bigger boat.
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Oh, you are?
Why, because I'm so fat?
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That is not what I meant.
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That is absolu...
I'm shark progressive, okay?
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Oh, I know
what you meant.
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Asshole.
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Give us
your most expensive drink.
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My best friend
is getting married.
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There you go.
Here's, uh, something.
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I am terribly sorry
I was delayed,
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but if we want to make
our dinner reservation...
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We don't serve
her kind in here.
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That's a weird line
in the racism sand.
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C4-T3 is
my droid of honor.
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No droids.
[ Scoffs ]
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Well does that mean
your blender has to leave?
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Hey, everybody!
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This guy's blender
is breaking the rules!
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Don't bring Blendy
into this.
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Either the droid leaves,
or you don't drink tonight.
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[ Man coughs in distance ]
[ Slurps ]
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Just fuck all of you.
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Oh, my God!
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Does this place due karaoke?
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Ugh! If you jumbo shrimps
are done
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sucking off
your clarinets,
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can we do
some fucking karaoke?
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♪ Ooh, light-speed lover,
always when I need you ♪
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♪ A billion parsecs
couldn't keep us apart ♪
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♪ Rab pimma dewa,
tawa duta you ♪
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♪ A billion wuppa burr
da blat rawa apart ♪
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Woman: You have two mouths
and four throats!
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♪ Lightspeed lover! Bugga bugga
ya ya nanna vo zaza wa! ♪
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[ Speaking
native language ]
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The bakery was out
of human penises,
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so we got Gungan, Zabrak,
and Mon Calamari.
219
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It's a tart.
220
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Excuse me, can you take
a hologram us?
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Gems down, bitches.
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Can you get a higher angle?
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- [ Grunts ]
- Ooh!
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Ugh, I look like
such a Hutt.
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- Priya Kellsarian?
- Yeah?
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Did I do something wrong?
- Affirmative.
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You almost had
a bachelorette party
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without a stripper.
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Nice blaster! [ Chuckles ]
Yeah!
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♪ Light-speed lover,
always when I need you ♪
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♪ A billion parsecs
couldn't keep us apart ♪
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♪ Lightspeed lover!
Bugga bugga ya ya ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Lightspeed lover!
Bugga bugga ya ya ♪
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♪ Nanna vo zaza wa! ♪
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